Hamsterdam No Habla Americano
by The Mexican't on Feb 10, 2012 6:48 PM CST
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¡Bienvenido a Hamsterdam! Si Will Ferrell puede aprender español para unpapel en una película, entonces se puede gestionar por una noche, verdad? Así que aquí está, la primera Hamsterdam íntegramente español. Tener en él, usetedes.
All right, I promise not to do that again. Here's your weekend Ham'dam. Standard rules apply.
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Gin, Skyrim, and Hamsterdam.
The best way to be depressingly anti-social without feeling depressingly anti-social.
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 10, 2012 7:11 PM CST reply actions
Well, I suppose there's no better time to divulge that I speak fluent Huttese.
Chone nuva je niboba gee biruha.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 7:17 PM CST via mobile reply actions
That doesn't translate very well to Internet.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Beer. Incase that wasn't already self evident.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 8:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Woohoo! I learned sign when I was 1 year old.
Still use it frequently! YAY sign!
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'll look to Bib Fortuna for the translation...
“… And now I need a beer.”
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 7:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How does one learn Huttese?
Is there a Rosetta Stone for that?
by The Mexican't on Feb 10, 2012 7:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
You have to learn it experientially.
I spent some time in Jabba’s court as a pupus server. R2 and I got kinda tight.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 9:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I hate my neighbors! GAH!!!
Stupid loud, obnoxious recent college graduates and your boom, boom, boom music and cigarette butts all over the front stoop. What is it with kids these days? No respect I tell ya’. No respect at all.
Renters. Suck.
That is all. Just needed to vent.
"I mean, are they going to poop their pants or are they going to get tough?" ~Tom Brands
If it makes you feel better
The people in the apartment above me decided to invest in a treadmill. The guy looks like he rolls around 275. The entire apartment shakes.
I know it doesn’t help much, but hey, mutual misery!
Unless the weather is really bad outside (too cold or desert hot)
I don’t understand why you’d want a dreadmill. Run outside. Its a better workout. Now, if you had small children and did not want to leave them alone, I can understand a dreadmill…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Rented NBA 2k12 for the first time.
How long until I should expect to crack the starting lineup? A full season?
by The Mexican't on Feb 10, 2012 7:24 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Become Jeremy Lin and I think it should work out pretty well
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Things things
stuff and things
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
So I says to the guy, I says to him, I says to him,
he’s standin’ there, I says to the guy, get this, get this, I says to the guy, I said to him…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbLaZ4iLEe4
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 10, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm getting a pedicure
I love pedicures… And getting them regularly made the plantar fasciitis I got a year ago go away and stay away… As a runner I can tell you that PF really sucks…
Oh the GF is also getting a ped now – I pay for both of us ….
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 10, 2012 7:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
No one touches my feet
No one
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
Not even yourself? Ewwwvthey must be nasty...
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 10, 2012 7:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My feet require minimal upkeep
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
Lycurgus' real name is Warren
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That would explain why Lycurgus wears puffy red TTech slippers
everywhere he goes.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 11, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I would never go around dressed like Bielema’s smarter brother. I have some pride.
It is like climbing a high mountain and finding nothing at the top except a restaurant where they sell ginger beer, surrounded by fog but equipped with wireless.
Pedicures treated PF?
I assume it was the foot rubs afterward.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yeah, must be the massage
But I agree, PF sucks. So painful in the morning.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
Probably that and the calf rubs
This place does really great foot and lower leg massage … part of what causes PF is tight calves/muscles… they do a really great job of massage…
Never *question* Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.thebirdcult.net
by The Bird Cult on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Almost time for Gold Rush
Anyone?
These guys are slowly getting better at finding gold but they’re still only about halfway to their break-even point with the Yukon winter quickly approaching.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions
I watch it.
Guys digging in the dirt, and poorly, is addicting.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'd love to see some numbers
But these guys have to be making more $ as ‘actors’ than miners.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Feb 10, 2012 9:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, great show.
I like to tape it and watch it while on the elliptical. Although I wouldn’t follow that Hoffman guy anywhere, let alone gold mining.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
His gut, while huge, is always wrong.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Feb 10, 2012 9:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The first season was just a slow-motion train wreck.
They spent like $100,000 on getting about $20,000 worth of gold. Somehow they could afford another season-seems like they might actually break even this year.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, it seems that way.
Although, I’m sure Discover or whoever must kick in something, right? It seems odd how much shit goes wrong and how broke these guys claim to be, yet they keep coming up with equipment, parts, food, etc…
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
i watch it religously,
im putting it on the dvr
i have a couple of issues
if you performed as poorly as these guys do would you still have your job?
is that why they work for themselves?
and someone must be propping them up
if they keep going without making expenses
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Mafia money laundering front...
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Heh heh heh
That Jack Hoffman’s always looking for the glory hole.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Lol!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who found that hilarious every time I heard it!
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
by IowaPharmer on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
"The Soup" has been mining that glory hole for a while as well
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
for some reason when I'm drunk I crave Arbys...
or if I’m in Iowa City Pancheros
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
by Yabbs on Feb 10, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Its late, I'm drunk
and man do I miss Pancheros—exactly now.
People out here don’t get it, they keep telling me that we have plenty of Mexican places that sound just like it. Those places try to just quickly steam a tortilla out of a bag…so not the same.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
I can understand the Pancheros craving
but Arby’s is some bad, bad stuff. Ass and sawdust.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions
No one should crave Arbys, ever.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'd still rather eat the berries that taste like burning
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
There are at least two other Simpsons jokes about Arby's . . .
Marge: “People do crazy things in commercials. Like eat at Arby’s.”
Homer (trying to swallow a giant alien blob) “If I can keep down Arby’s, I can keep down you.”
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 12, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
I got some Whiskey Stones from Xmas.
They only make Templeton better.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Doubled up.
Mah bad.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 9:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I got some Whiskey Stones from Xmas.
They only make Templeton better.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Holy double post!
Are those like marbles or bearings you freeze to put in your drink to prevent dilution with water? I hear WC Fields used to do that with his scotch. Freeze steel ball bearings that is, and use that for “ice”.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
Polished soap stone cubes that you put in the freezer.
They are truly fantastic.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The Cougs is on ESPN U
i think he has maintained his cheeseburger drills
or so it appears
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
UW Green Bay wins.
Beats Wright State, 53 to 48.
Dessert Fox has 7 and 7, with 2 assists.
UWGB is 10-13 on the year, gets first road win. Is 6-7 in the Horizon League.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone here ride?
I’m looking at buying some HED-4’s. Any opinions?
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
I ride a motorcycle but it appears you may be talking about high-performance bicycles?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
You all know
about UTB, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38G31wo7qc&feature=related
And I’m not even sure it is a hoax.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/09/ultimate-tazer-ball_n_1266565.html
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Scary and fascinating.
It’s like death race 2000, except with no death. Or cars.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
Seriously.
Is that for realz? Looks like something my college roommate would have been involved in.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
I think it's real
There’s a bunch of videos out there. Whey they don’t just box I have no idea.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
For wacky combat,
give me good old-fashioned shin kicking.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
pfft
maybe if ILW drew a crowd like this.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Does Iowa FB do some sort of Kids Day in the spring?
I’d love to get my youth up there if anyone has details for 2012.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Feb 10, 2012 9:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Jeremy Lin
might just be the reason I start caring about the NBA again.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Didn't figure you for a Knicks fan.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Feb 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not.
Although, I didn’t hate Patrick Ewing.
I was a big Charles Barkley fan, so I rooted for the Suns and Rockets. Then, a year or two after he retired, and it became clear that Yao Ming was cursed as a Rocket, I just kind of quit caring.
But Jeremy Lin is one hell of a player.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
Blake Griffin for me.
I haven’t watched much NBA since the Bulls dynasty, but Griffin has a highlight reel dunk about every night, and who doesn’t like watching perennial punching bags like the Clippers actually do well (said by a Cubs fan)? Also, he makes good commercials.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions
For the little bit of time he has left
I watch for Steve Nash. Still, not much into the NBA this season. The Clips are intriguing, though, with Paul and Griffin.
Thank you, Norm.
Prime Steve Nash got me to watch
But only really cared about Phx in that time. Amazing they could never get it done—Laker suspension series was terrible. But now, I just can’t get into it—even in the playoffs. Besides that is usually the time of the year I’m still mathematically no uninvested as a Cubs fan.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Then you need to start watching Ricky Rubio
He’ll pull you back in.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 11, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Jack Hoffman
How could you take orders from a guy with that name?
by KentuckyChunder on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 PM CST reply actions
About to mix myself up a cocktail WHEEEE!
And Game of Thrones – Episode 3! WOO!
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
Shit is about to hit the fan. That's all you need to know.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh, I've already seen all the episodes
Just re-watching. SO GLORIOUS.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I've rewatched them all about 5 times.
I’m rereading book 2 right now to get ready for APRIL 1 MOTHERFUCKERS!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Feb 11, 2012 2:00 AM CST up reply actions
I need to get book 1 finished the hell up.
Got sidetracked by the Hunger Games Trilogy. I’m sick this weekend so maybe I might get some serious reading time in. We’ll see.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Feb 11, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Woodshed, Creighton. Creighton, woodshed.
Hope you two get along.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Woods is just 4 back of Wi and will be playing with Mickelson tomorrow.
Does Tiger win by 2+ or fall short and finish more than 5 strokes back?
I may watch golf today for this reason, only. The tour must be making sacrifices to AIRBHG that he’ll play well this year.
I hope it's the former
I’m one of those people that cares absolutely zero about golf unless Tiger is doing well, then I’m locked in on Sundays
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 12, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
Queridos Señores Ferréll, Garcia Bernal y Luna:
¡Queremos que Ustedes conviertan este avance falso en una verdadera película!
Atentamente,
Todas las personas del mundo
I'm confused.
Are you asking for them to make this a real movie? Casa de mi Padre has a release date of March 16. The video above is an official trailer.
by The Mexican't on Feb 12, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
I guess I also thought it was a joke and not a real trailer
Now I’m quite interested in seeing it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 12, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I should have put an English translation in the header.
Ferell actually learned Spanish so that he could make the movie. I’ve been geeking out about it for months. I don’t expect to be able to see it until it’s out on DVD, though, since the theatres around these parts are shit.
by The Mexican't on Feb 12, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
Is it going to be available in the Chicago area?
Maybe you can tell your wife there’s an important Mayoral Summit that weekend and come for a visit.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Feb 12, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure it will.
I could probably head up to the QC to see it, not sure that Iowa City will get it. A Chicago trip for a movie sounds like a winning idea, though.
by The Mexican't on Feb 12, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, I guess I just assumed it was too good to be true.
I’m seeing this movie.
There are many factors that go into making an effective movie trailer.
by EastLosRandy on Feb 12, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
Tiger just hit a beauty of a cutter into the 6th green, but the ball kept running on him.
Not much hope for an eagle, but he’s likely to be just one or two back heading to the 7th tee.
Meanwhile, Mickelson was able to tuck his second shot into within 20 feet or so and made his eagle.
Phil is making the run Tiger needed to make and now Woods has to chase down Lefty to get the win.
by The Mexican't on Feb 12, 2012 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yay, new Walking Dead!
You won't never regret this, mister editing man.
by KilometersDavis on Feb 12, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions
That was pretty damn spectacular.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
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