AIRBHG Fixes his gaze to the west...
by NormanUnderwood on Feb 1, 2012 11:54 AM CST
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Cyclone fan here. We just lost a RB, Duck Hollis. Rhoads booted him this morning for some undisclosed fuck up. I guess he failed his third piss test, but its just a guess. Between this, and you guys swiping Barkley Hill, perhaps he's (AIRBHG) found a new target to satisfy his unqeunchable blood lust.
Rejoice, Hawkeye friends. Perhaps being an Iowa RB is no longer a more hazardous occupation than bashing the skins for Spinal Tap.
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That's tragic because DUCK HOLLIS is a pretty great name.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Feb 1, 2012 12:23 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
His lone awesome play this year
Was a 70+ yard TD against Texas Tech, and as he hit the 10 yard line John Walters yelled “DUCK HOLLIS WILL WADDLE INTO THE END ZONE”.
Somewhere in the combination of alcohol and adrenaline, I found this wildly funny, and still do. Poor pun and all.
"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."
by NormanUnderwood on Feb 1, 2012 12:28 PM CST reply actions
Duck Hollis?
It should be illegal to boot a kid with a name like that.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
(looks up and reads Ross's post)
Uh, yeah, what Ross said.
"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion - however satisfying and reassuring."
by Bucketochicken on Feb 1, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Good!
He deserves to be kicked off the team for abandoning Chauncey like that
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Feb 1, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Maybe Duck wants to come to Iowa and play with Draper?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
/doghouse'd
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WHAT A SCUMBAG PROGRAM ISU RUNS..WHY CAN'T THEY GET THE WHOLESOME RECRUITS
HONOR BEFORE VICTORY
/mouthbreathing
/CycloneFanatic’d
And when the machine breaks down, we break down.
Good....good. I see the goat I sacrificed after Coker left seems to have appeased AIRBHG.
My porn name is HogOfHawkness
by HeartOfHawkness on Feb 3, 2012 12:42 AM CST reply actions
(temporarily at least)
My porn name is HogOfHawkness
by HeartOfHawkness on Feb 3, 2012 12:43 AM CST up reply actions
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