So here's the second, super-secret gamethread. TFJ to KilometersDavis for the idea. Let's do this. Same rules as always, no porn, no politics, yadda yadda yadda. Also, let's try to keep the crazy at a minimum, mmkay? We all know this is a shit season. Just go with it.
I'm drinking a Zombie Dust, because I'm awesome. Also, because I live in relatively close proximity to 3 Floyds, and can thus purchase their products with relative ease.
Iowa is going to lose badly, right?