Today's super-secret thread celebrates extremely difficult and unlikely things.

The first rule of super-secret gamethread is "don't talk about super-secret gamethread." This is designed to be a respite from the absurdity of the main gamethread, so please try to avoid posts about firing people, hyperbolic insults directed at players, etc. See 18th Century Ballet Styles and Knitting and Romanian Quintile Disparity for examples of how these threads work.

Usual rules apply (no politics and so forth) plus some special requests:

• Are you a crazy person? If so, this probably isn't the thread for you.
• Do you measure your personal worth based upon the athletic success of a group of 18-22 year olds? Again, probably better places for you.
• Are you a Nebraska fan? Well, you've probably already been disqualified by items 1 and 2, but if not, I suppose you can stay.
• Are you disappointed with Iowa's season, but still capable of civility and emotional perspective? Yes? Then welcome!

Seriously, though, please try to back away from the ledge and enjoy the game as much as possible. Go Hawks!