Hawkeyes. Shockers. Winner gets all-inclusive drinks. Loser also gets all-inclusive drinks. They're playing at an all-inclusive resort. Drinks for everyone.
Open thread is open. No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no links to illegal streams, no porn, don't be a jackass. It's late enough that (1) this is de facto Hamsterdam, and (2) everyone is probably a bit drunk. So play nice.