EDIT: Leopard, not cheetah. Sigh.
Sometimes in life you're the leopard. And sometimes you're the gazelle.
Be the leopard.
There's sports aplenty today: a little soccer (Manchester United-Newcastle, Real Madrid-Barcelona), a heaping helping of NFL games (although not many interesting-looking ones, frankly), and all four MLB playoff games, too. Ah, October you give us so much wonderful sporting action to enjoy.
The usual open thread rules apply: no links to illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, etc.