Hamsterdam Hugs Cats
by RossWB on Jan 6, 2012 7:46 PM CST
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Here's your Hamsterdam open thread for the evening. There's the Cotton Bowl on FOX and plenty of NBA, NHL, and college basketball on elsewhere. Plus whatever else gets aired on a Friday night.
The usual open thread rules are in effect: no illegal online streams, no politics, no porn, no religion, no slurs, no douchebaggery.
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Hi Everybody, I'm Gus Johnson
http://www.gusjohnsongetsbuckets.com/
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Unsurprisingly,
http://www.ericcollinsscoresthegoals.com is available.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 6, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions
Tebow reference, everyone drink
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
even coaching staffs
can only compare white QBs to other white QBs
I was really disappointed in myself that the best comparison I could come up with for Ryan Tannehill in the last 10 years of early QB picks was Colin Kaepernick
though maybe it’s racist to want to be able to compare a fast white QB to a black QB.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I'm watching this in SD, but they don't have it resized, so the ends are both cut off
I’ll never know if KSU scores, because I can’t see that part of the graphic.
Given what we've seen so far
just go ahead and assume they have zero.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
Sad Otis Smith is sad.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Why is the FCS title game tomorrow?
Who had the bright idea to play it two weeks later and in the midst of bowl season and the NFL playoffs?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
it is college football
you can’t expect them to get everything right considering how F’d up the system is at the top level.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Sam Houston State and North Dakota State
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I know this is sacreligous (sp, remember not a speller)
but I’m kinda ready for bowl season to be over. It feels like it is taking FOREVER this year. Maybe it’s the constant replaying of the same two obnoxious AT&T commercials but I don’t think so.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:06 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Agreed.
I’m done with football. Feels absolutely insane to say that, but… it’s true. I need a break.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
the celtics have 28 points
3 minutes into the third quarter
No!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 7:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The lots of hockey doesn't excite me. Maybe I'll watch some MLS.
But it’s nice for NBC to be able to show some extra live content
Oh, it's a bunch of hockey?
Well, fuck that.
by mikjones24 on Jan 6, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
hater
is rovell going to be prominently involved? i sure as hell hope not.
Hockey is Canada's game
And I’m totally ok with that. After all, they need to have some impact on the world.
Eh, they're basically the same sport.
It’s just that one’s played on ice instead of grass and uses sticks instead of kicking. And has fights instead of falling down.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>soccer
but that’s my opinion.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wouldn't use that many greater-than signs,
but I do like hockey better. I like soccer too, and I understand it about as well as I do hockey (read: pretty much not at all), but hockey’s more fun.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
i wouldn't add greater thans for anyone other than me.
I know a lot of people like it, and that’s fine by me. no judgement her.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Playing Soccer>>>>>Watching Soccer and Hockey
Watching Soccer >>>>> Watching Hockey
Watching beer ferment >>>>>>> Hockey
First homebrew batch (IPA partial mash) turned out great. Racked the second brew (all grain wheat) into then secondary fermenter tonight. Not contaminated yet. Bottling in 2 days then 3 weeks bottle condition. We’ll see then how I did then.
by RH's Bookie on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i wouldn't call it falling down...
I will admit hockey is much more brutal than soccer and I hate floppers.
by RH's Bookie on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What are they calling it now?
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
NBC Sports
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 6, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
they thought so far outside the box
they ended up right back in the middle of it
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
I want to make sure everyone is clear
that is not me on that video.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Carfino'sWay absolutely hates cats.
Noted.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 6, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Well no, that's not what I'm saying.
My cats would disagree.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
We don't judge, crazy cat lady friend
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Did anyone really think it was you?
I mean, I can’t recall you ever expressing an affinity for running.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That made me LAWL. For real, I did.
I think I’ve confessed to running on here b/4.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sorry.
I don’t know why I feel responsible, but I do apologize for Tim Brewster potentially appearing on your TV and/or raping your ears.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions
We'll just pretend it never happened
You know, like 55-0
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 6, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
In unrelated news
given his reaction to the O’Brien hiring and his non-retention by PSU, any thoughts that Bradley would be the new DC at Iowa are probably gone
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Probably gone?
Or perhaps IT’S ON!!
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 6, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Why would the fact that he's now officially unemployed make it LESS likely for him to be the new DC?
I’m confused.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am also confused, for the same reason Ross is confused.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Saw that he was reportedly very upset
that he was being let go from PSU. Which indicates he wasn’t seriously considering other jobs
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ah
Well, shame on PSU if they led him on and made him think he could be the permanent HC there.
But anger fades and chances are he’ll want to work again. Of course, he might also want to take a little time off, which would also take him out of consideration for the Iowa job.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I always though the jNW offense needed... MOAR END AROUND.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TWFS
(That’s What Fitz Said)
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Is that what he told you in the shower?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Don't know how that's stopping you from sharing
i keed, i keed
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
And he got all of that one!
Back-back-back-GONE!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Isn't he the guy who came from Wisky?
Did you keep the receipt? Maybe you can return him. Lord knows BB needs coaches now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think it was more
that, worst case, he was going to be retained as DC
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If PSU led him to think that, shame on them.
If that was just him… I dunno, that’s being a little naive. I think most people assumed PSU was going to make a clean break from everything to do with the previous administration with this hire.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True
but regardless of the situation or who led who on, the important part that I took from that was that Bradley wasn’t really looking elsewhere, so the idea of him to Iowa seems unlikely
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Gotcha.
I could see him not wanting to jump back into coaching right away after that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jumping into his shoes, I would probably be irate.
Putting so much time and effort into the school and its FB program and then have them let you go after what happened. But I can also see why PSU would want to distance themselves from anybody even remotely connected to what happened.
Persona non grata.
on twitter I asked my PSU friends if the would convert to Hawkeyes if Iowa hired Bradley.
Two answers no, but Iowa would be 2nd for them.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Don't kick to Joe Adams, maybe.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bill Snyder doesn't like your lack of gumption.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
DON'T SUCK MY BLOOD, BILL!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Somewhere there's an entire community of underprivileged youth wearing nothing but Clemson shirts.
They call them The Children of the Daboed Damned.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 6, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's called "Africa"
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 6, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Burkina Faso loves Clemson very, very much!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
hahaha.
(psst, don’t forget to put something in the subj. line so people can minimize it if they want)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No worries.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Weird, the android mobile app wont load this picture but it loads the others. Hmm...
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's a GIF, I don't know if that matters or not.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The jokes... they are so easy.
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
I could not take myself seriously if I was an Arkansas fan.
I almost posted the Dana Altman “PIG SOOEY!” video for this H’dam.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That is so upsetting. His parents should be jailed.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Given it's Arkansas
there’s a strong chance that at least one of them has been or shortly will be
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
lol
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
K-State's offense is putting together a killer performance, if we're using golf scoring today.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really think Arkansas is the third best team in the country
if not they are close
seriously?
by PSD on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Kim Jong il would think they're not that good at golf, too.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
What's the son going to do to top the old man?
Judging from the photos of him, my guess is they claim he ate 250 hot dogs in ten minutes, shattering Joey Chestnut’s record.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Most glorious leader led Indiana to a national title in Football and justNorthwestern the NCAA men's basketball tournament.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Come on, that's even less believable than Kim "Mr. Hole in One" Jong Il.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Re: Tom Bradley
RT @lesliegudel: Talked to Tom Bradley who said he was told he was no longer head coach…but would remain on staff.
hmm
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Intrigue!
RT @lesliegudel: Tom Bradley also said he’s already taken calls from other schools.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
IT'S ALL HAPPENING SOON IF NOT NOW ALREADY MAYBE
"WELCOME TA EARFF!"
by Bucketochicken on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
RT @Ben_Jones88: I’ve seen PSU’s Sports Information Director deny that a hire has taken place, and watched him hold the door for the hire in 24hr span.
seriously?
by PSD on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
D) All of the above
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
You couldn't pay me to go over to that train wreck.
I mean you could but I wouldn’t like it.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
nearly 4,000 comments to the various O'Brien articles.
It was a larger/longer version of what Minny fans did when Kill was hired.
AD promises “big hire” and/or “homerun.”
When guy is announced, he’s not a “homerun.”
so, RAGERAGERAGE; BURNBURN, PITCHFORK STABBYSTABBYSTABBY, etc.
then, calmer voices said: “he hasn’t even stepped on campus, give him a chance”
so, RAGE @ AD, @ BOARD OF TRUSTEE; BURNBURNBURN STABBYSTABBYSTABBY ARRRRGGGGGG
then everyone got some sleep and more RAGERAGERAGE, but as the day went by, calm began to prevail.
so, now humor and other nonsense is prevailing; everyone is waiting to see the press conference tomorrow; see how O’Brien comes off; he already has knickname: “BOB”; maybe Bradley stays as DC, maybe coaches Johnson and Vanderbilt stay; that will keep many calm; a clean sweep of all coaches will probably generate more RAGERAGERAGERAGE.
Tremendous.
Tremendous tremendous tremendous tremendous.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions
MSU RB Edwin Baker is entering the NFL draft.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I never question RBs who want to go early... but he's not getting drafted too soon.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
opposite of the ASU QB entering. Lots of RBs are going in. Going to get significantly worse draft position than another good year would get him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
I just called the AT&T girls bitches to my dad.
It’s kinda a big deal but he took it well.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Which are they?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
the that's so X # of seconds ago girls.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:49 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ahhhhhh. Thanks.
I just don’t pay attention to commercials. Not well, anyway.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhhh. I hate those girls. I thought the dancers were in Jerry World for this game. If they are, they haven’t showed them yet.
When I own the Bears...
My waitress staff/secreterial pool?
Burlesque dancers.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:55 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
It's so crazy it just might work!
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
You have this pic handy?
I love you.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm sorry, but the affairs of state, but take precedence over the affair's of state.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
*must take
/damn you hawkeye vodka.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The noble title of "dissident" must be earned rather than claimed; it connotes sacrifice and risk rather than mere disagreement."
—Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011
Good luck w/ your lawsuits.
Get to know Ross, Vint and Hoya well you can.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
not if he spends all of his money buying them
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I will share my good fortune with a select few...
So y’all better be nice!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:02 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'm already part of the cabinet.
I’m solid.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
CW's in. PackerHawk, too, but I don't yet have a job for him
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
PackerHawk has been kidnapped by the Dutch
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Would PackerHawk
Take a job with the Bears? After all his name is PACKERhawk.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 6, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
I've been working on a plan...
For a sports franchise/dictatorship. Benevolent, but a dictatorship nonetheless. CW has been on board almost since day one. We’ll create a role, if he wants it.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 11:04 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I like it because I'm listed first.
/ego’d
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WB, Vint & Hoya
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:22 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Shouldn't that be WB, Vint, & Goon, LLP?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Good thing lawyers never quibble over the little things
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
How do we feel about Alcatraz?
the show not the prison.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:29 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That's it, mobile app now you've done it!
I’m getting the computer. and a cookie if I can find one.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Could be good...could be crap
Why was Alcatraz closed, anyway? It was only the perfect prison.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:31 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
OK. Makes sense.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I thought prisoners were abducted by aliens.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:40 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I just like the idea of having "Goon" on the letterhead.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Which of you dudez wants to be the Kobayashi to my Soze?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Depends what criminal acts you're up to.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm a thousandaire...
Plotting the purchase of a sports franchise Forbes estimates as the 9th most valuable ($1.1B) in the world.
Hell, I don’t know. But if I scrape together the dough, don’t get too curious.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:43 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I know nothing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Decorate the office in a WWE theme
and call it ‘Lawmageddon’ or something like that.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 6, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe K-State is playing one hell of a game of rope-a-dope.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
he's a dick
‘Coach Brew’ was also giving his strategy for getting ready for bowl games…like he was good at it or something.
Of course he knows how to get ready for bowl games.
HE LOST TO FUCKING IOWA STATE!
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 6, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Game over.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
K-State couldn't score 20 points tonight if half the Arkansas defenders spontaneously combusted.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well I guess that's a start.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Almost halftime... almost time for THE BANDS TO PERFORM.
That’s FOX’s favorite part of this whole dumb game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The marching bands
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I agree that if the players get hurt the head coach should be out there to check on the players.
Obviously not in Mu’s case b/c Dantonio would constantly be running on and off the field.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
DAMN YOU MOBILE APP! Y U H8 ME SO?
This was not supposed to be here and it should be MSU. ARGH!
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Why did AR call a time out?
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol even KOK thinks that playcall was dumb
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I guess sometimes you just gotta let the Kleinasaurus run.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Game... not over.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In less than a month, we can all go back to ignoring FOX.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You mean like I do with CBS
every day but Sunday and Masters weekend?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Can't live w/o CSI Miami, eh?
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Looks like he was.......the being ignored.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I love me some CBS Sunday Morning, personally.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Charles Kuralt was God.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Reruns are on AMC.
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
My favorite band so far was Oregon, uniforms and all.
This was not a popular choice on twitter.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Who was it that mocked the Boise State band
so mercilessly two years ago, only to realize the girl was blind?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Iheartfreedum
And just about everyone I know.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I was curious to see if those "Rangerettes" were going to be any good
Better than watching the bands
Founded by the surfing colonel in Apocalypse now
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:44 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Chazz is watching the movie "Blow."
The sky can commence falling.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Yeah,
I kind of watch it so I can make fun of Johnny Depp a bit. I always laugh when he says “Derrick Ferreal.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Why is Chazz talking in the third person?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Chazz likes his chicken spicy.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
TWCS!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
That didn't work.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But that did.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
it feels like it should be 35-3 arkansas
yet ksu looks like theyll get it within one score here
Yeah this is the most lopsided three-point game ever
by Brock Sampson on Jan 6, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think Arkansas' offense wasn't doing THAT much in the first half...
it just looked like it in comparison to KSU’s anemic efforts.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bobby Petrino
Always doing half the job.
/Atlanta Falcons’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, he coached 13/16 games in his one year there.
WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO, SLAVEDRIVER?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well that looked a little too easy.
Wow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There is room for two purple-loving evil wizards in CFB.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The difference being
that Snyder never had to or wanted to eat any ass-sandwiches.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
he did a good job holding onto that ball
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 9:45 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Hee! Did a good job holding onto the ball?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Boo.
#Team-CWay
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
That's a party!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Weird. The app comment doesn't show up on my computer so I didn't think it posted.
The app is weird and doesn’t show me the comments I have read so I was finishing reading all the comments b/4 I switched to the laptop and made one last comment. I was tired of thinking I was making a new comment and it being posted as a reply. The android app has a few bugs.
Mine works OKish
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 9:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Mine's better than ok, I like it a lot better than using the mobile site.
But it still has some bugs. No biggie.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I, uh, recant that hasty "Game over" prediction I made.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Why can't they just retroactively go back and add bowl game stats to career stats?
Would that really be so hard?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.
We make a big deal out of this, but it can’t be that hard to fix.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My thoughts exactly.
The Monte Ball/Barry Sanders TD record really chaps my ass!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
by Dip-Shit on Jan 6, 2012 10:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, it would take time and effort.
And I bet there are some obscure bowls (like, for example, a 1974 Copper Bowl or somesuch) that it might be difficult to find full individual stats for.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I kind of doubt it would be hard to find the stats for these games.
As for time and effort… I’m sure plenty of people would VOLUNTEER to do it if the NCAA asked.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe so.
But, I’d be curious to see how different schools, newspapers, and bowl committees kept stats. I would guess it is nowhere near as standardized as the NFL is/was (where you know when they started keeping stats for sacks, etc).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Did Moose kill Brewster and take his place as sideline himbo?
I mean, I’m OK with that if he did…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Life really isn't fair.
Daryl Johnston probably lived the life of a family man, and looks his age.
Meanwhile, Michael Irvin spent 25 years snorting coke and acquiring STDs, and he still looks like he’s 28.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 6, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What's wrong with coke and STD's?
by clay-born to party on Jan 6, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Daryl Johnson was a fullback, and Irvin was a WR. I think the physical demands of the two positions have something to do with what they look like now
See, I thought the weight loss was good for him
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 6, 2012 10:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
of course brewster says to punt there
going for it is obviously right
We've secretly replaced Klein's arm with that of Taylor Martinez
Let’s see if anyone notices.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 6, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think that dude got butt-tackled.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
down their leg.
Damn it. I can’t blame that on my phone.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 6, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
You know,
I tend to root for guys named Charles on general principle (maybe except for Charles Manson). But Charles Davis is god-awful.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
An Arkansas kid named "Breeding" breaks the concept of irony.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was one of the worst field goal attempts I've ever seen.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
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