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Hamsterdam Likes Clashing Kings

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I think we're going to try the same approach that we did last week: we'll just use this thread for Hamsterdam throughout the week and keep bumping it every evening. That seemed to work pretty well. If y'all are chattier this week we'll make more threads.

The standard rules of open threading apply: no links to illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, no douchebaggery.

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NERDGASM'D

April 1 can’t come soon enough

by Xarin on Jan 30, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I have been working my way through the books since mid-October.

Three months, some 4000 or so pages, and I’m just wrapping up Book #5, A Dance with Dragons. Caught Season 1 on reruns, and I’m very excited about Season 2…I just hope George R. R. Martin wraps up this series before he croaks.

by RazorHawk on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Just as importantly, from a TV point of view...

…he has roughly four more years to write two books. The last two books took him eleven years.

To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?

by Cardina1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I know. I was thinking the same thing.

Worse, I heard (maybe here, I don’t remember), that they won’t be breaking up the 2nd-5th books into four books.

I will say that at this point, I’m sure he knows what the grand conclusion of the series will be and what the paths will take. It’s just a matter of filling in the blanks. Part of the problem of the last two books was that he originally tried to write both books as one in chronological order. Then, he decided to scrap that and break them into two sets of storylines and tell those chronologically. So book 5 takes place during the same time span as book 4.

meh

by tyger1147 on Jan 31, 2012 6:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Book 3 will be at least two seasons of the TV show

And I would not be surprised to see 4 and 5 go that same route. But even if that weren’t the case, he has said that he’s not going to rush the books just because of the show. I also believe that the last two books won’t take as long to write as the most recent two, simply because he (hopefully) won’t have the same problems as he had with FfC and DwD (writing, rewriting, deciding to split everything into two books, and so on). Of course I could be wrong, but I think we’ll see Winds of Winter within the next two years.

by Xarin on Jan 31, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Could be a mess. Hope it doesn't end up in a True Blood-type situation

where the series diverges greatly from the books. Or maybe the series sits for a few years while GRRM gets his shit together, and they follow up with a feature film – or a series of movies like “Lord of the Rings”.

Dude needs to delegate the series to his TV writers and get cracking on The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring!

by RazorHawk on Jan 31, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

HBO has been patient about shows that aren't on an annual schedule before, too.

See: SOPRANOS, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM…

I think a bigger potential problem is the aging of the younger members of the cast. It would suck if they had to recast, say, Bran or Ayra because the actors got too old.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

I better get reading reading reading! BYE BHGP!

Naw, I’ll be around.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

well thats helluva an entrance.

For the record. Kid Rock’s beer, Badass, ain’t bad ass. Pretty much a generic tasting.

by RH's Bookie on Jan 30, 2012 8:55 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

well thats helluva an entrance.

For the record. Kid Rock’s beer, Badass, ain’t bad ass. Pretty much a generic tasting.

by RH's Bookie on Jan 30, 2012 8:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Allow me some personal time

The wife and I were looking to move back to the Midwest to raise our kid, and I’ve just accepted a job in Schaumburg. We’ve also just signed a lease for a condo in Chicago and we’ll be moving there March 1st. Team Catnuts is moving back close to home, y’all.

I’m excited for so many parts of this, everything from the topic that I’ve got a nice starting salary and the wife will be able to be a stay-at-home mom, to the minor things like we’ll be in Chi-town in time for some St. Patty’s day fun, and also for the Northern Illinois game.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

There weren't any jobs in West Texas?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot to look there!

Related: I’ll be driving our U-Haul through the southern route of New Mexico, Texas, etc to avoid driving a huge truck over the Rockies in February. Any interest in meeting up for a beer along the way? I’ll probably be passing through on February 28th or 29th sometime.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, sure

I will welcome you to the oasis that is Lubbock

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 30, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Drop me a line.

My email is in my profile.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats.

You missed some crazy weather today, considering it’s the Midwest in January…I think we hit 57 in Western Illinois today.

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."--Hank Aaron

by One Night Stanzi on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I got caught in a nice blizzard the week I was doing interviews in Chicago

I will definitely be missing the L.A. weather.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It hit 61° in IC today

Every word that ends in -oma is cancer. What does that tell you about Oklahoma?

by TEXaco on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

And the ladies were in tube tops and g-strings.

Y’know, typical spring attire in Iowa.

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 31, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Exciting stuff.

Looking forward to saying hello next September. There are lots of things I’d do to allow my wife the opportunity to be a stay at home mom.

by The Mexican't on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks, all.

Yes, much looking forward to meeting many of you in September. Thus far the only BHGPer I’ve met in person is Lukateake, and that went better than can even be expected.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's no good.

Luke sets a pretty high bar for the rest of us.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

#TeamCatnuts!

"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 30, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds awesome.

I may finally have to let my worlds collide, and actually try to meet some of you’all at the NIU game at Soldier.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

CONGRATS

I am sure you are very excited to leave the big city and get back to the midwest. Seriously, no sarcasm. Welcome home’ish

DRUNJIFORNICATION

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Congrats indeed

I think I’ll forever be out west…but I will also enjoy ever trip back I get to take.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

LOVE SCHAUMBURG

Every time we visit Chicago we stay there.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Feb 2, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

The voiceover guy on that video looks/sounds like Mike Myers

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

These Always Sunny

Monday night marathons (on Comedy) on Mondays give me something to look forward to each week.

seriously?

by PSD on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

Personally,

Justified and Archer are the things that make me get through the week.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Bingo!

Those are easily my two favorite TV shows now as well.

by DrHenryKillinger on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm going to assume there are some reasonably nerdy comedy fans here.

Does anyone have the Tig Notaro album, Good One? I keep telling myself to get it but can never fully convince myself to pull the trigger.

by The Mexican't on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

"I was gonna say something, but I decided not to."

"Gophers are filthy digging rats"
-one of HFMR's many amazing tags

"It's Northwestern," he explained. "A smart school."
-TMart on jNW reading signals

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 31, 2012 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

So Punk-Bryan on RAW was really good.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

GREEDY

(But yeah)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, Jon Jones wanted to fight at heavyweight in 2012?

lolwut

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

The reporter's first comment in that interview is hilarious
AH: … you looked sexy :-)

Very professional

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

This next Holmes chapter is tough one to write

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

Please tell me the mystery is solved.

We really need it.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It get solved, but there is going to be some spilled milk

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, lefties always spill the milk at dinner

Which of our possible culprits is left-handed?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I figgured there would be at least 2-3 more chapters.

But maybe Holmes is smarter than I, can can solve it much sooner.

by kythom on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

There will be

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 AM CST up reply actions  

There are too many loose ends for just one more chapter

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 AM CST up reply actions  

I LOL'D

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/04a8458aa4/why-won-t-you-talk-to-me-part-5

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

I Still Can't Get Over...

…SyFy’s responsibility for the cancellation of Stargate. THREE TIMES! I’m still depressed. Bastards…

by stargate125645 on Jan 30, 2012 10:21 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Undertaker is so badass.

Wait, this isn’t 1991?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

UNI gets to visit VCU on Feb. 17th at 6 pm CT on ESPN2. VCU is 18-5, and 9-2 in their conference. UNI is struggling to stay out of the MVC cellar.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM CST reply actions  

Boo.

Hoo.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yuengling’s.

That is all.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

When I moved to DC area everyone raved about that beer…never liked it. Maybe if I got started on it early in life…but nope.
Now that I am back out west though…I am really jonesing for a Magic Hat #9…what a great amber that is.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Sidenote

This may be the most Ive ever disagreed with you…so we are mostly on the same page Id say

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

S'alright.

My beer taste tends to skew lighter and more standard beers than most people here at BHGP nowadays.

I have a friend who loves special/imported beers. I’ll have to have him see if he can get me some of that Magic Hat stuff you talked about.

Sadly, I have yet to set foot in Dirty John’s in IC. I need to make that a priority this fall, or maybe even this summer.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I really only have one rule

No tequilla.
I like booze and Im a big rum fan. I like the nicer beers. I also love light beers. Even wine has been growing on me. Basically Im a drunkard if you read this :)
Tonights winner: Segrims and 7

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not a big liquor drinker,

but if I can cut it with some sweet soda, I’m can usually drink it.

I tolerate wine, but most of the ones I’ve had are cheap crap. Someday, perhaps I’ll have the cash to try some decent wine. Or, I’ll just drink boxed wine out of a diet soda can.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I told you he'd be armed

Seriously love that episode.
My wine drinking has been increasing as i get older, and as i have made more money. Pinot Noirs are the current fav for that. I still dont pretend to know shit about wine…but i know if i like it or not…which is really all that counts. Well that and being able to talk and emphasize with your arms and not spilling wine…since it is in a can.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

This winter sports season is driving me to drink

Its effing monday night but wow do I need one.

DRUNJIFORNICATION

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

Oh my

Blake Griffin, you are absurd.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM CST reply actions  

I always pegged Kendrick Perkins as being capable of more harshness than that.

Maybe he just uses that harshness in his facial expressions.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoe. Lee. Shit.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

A lot, although it's happened before.

If you go into any post or FanPost with a ton of comments, you can probably find an example of that happening. Then you’d just have to count the comments.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

The answer is three

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions  

I meant three-ty. Er, thirty. I was right!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I do what I say I'm going to do.

It might not happen quickly at times, but it’ll eventually get done.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

So to summarize:

If using the “Narrow” setting on a browser the answer is: 19.
If using the “Wide” setting on a browser the answer is: 30.

GOOD WORK PEOPLE!

h/t to catnuts

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

1

ring to rule them all

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST reply actions  

2

is the loneliest number since the number one

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

3

licks to get to the center of Tootsie Pop

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions  

4

score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

(the full text is still amazing to this day)

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

5

is alive! Johnny Five is alive!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

6

is a half dozen eggs, but how many eggs in a baker’s half dozen? MIND BLOWN

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

7

rhymes with heaven. Go with it, young overly-soulful songwriter!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

8

is enough. Well, not really. We’re still pretty far from the margin

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

9

lives would sound pretty great to this Cat(nuts).

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

10

The metric system is so much fucking better. Quick, how many tablespoons to a cup?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

11

We play 11-man football, Nate Meier. Surprised you didn’t know that.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions  

12

does not rhyme with any good words, young overly soulful songwriter. Come to think of it, what the hell does twelve rhyme with?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

13

The age of Muhammed’s second-youngest wife at the age he married her. The youngest (and last wife?): NINE YEARS OLD. This is still the age of consent in several Muslim countries. Seriously.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:50 AM CST up reply actions  

14

The age at which kids start getting recruiting letters. This is one of the sullier aspects of major-college sports.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions  

15

We’re already at our quinceanera! Time flies, young lady!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions  

16

Time to drive. Time to learn how to hold your liquor and understand your inability to drive while doing so is still pretty far away. Stupid U.S.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions  

17

They only want you when you’re seventeen. When you’re twenty-one, you’re no fun

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions  

18

Did you realize that the 18-year-old Playboy playmate you’re ogling was born in 1995?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

19

I’m running out of steam and ideas. What is notable about 19? Um, how about how the 19th hole is so much more fun than the previous 18?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

20

True story: My birthday is April 20th. 4/20. I have had this pointed out by far more than 20 doormen in my lifetime.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

21

Doormen, you say? HOORAY LEGAL DRINKING AGE.

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

22

Looks like 19 was the winner for me

I’m on Google Chrome browser with a 13-inch Laptop screen. And now wondering if it’s the same for all browsers/screen sizes

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions  

It's still shrinking.

Also, you share a birthday with Adolf Hitler. Or was that the day he died?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Adolf Hitler and Barney Gumble

Good crowd I’m in.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

No, he was born on 4/20

a friend of mine has the same bday. Died on 4/30

420 is also famous for other things

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

420 is a great batting average.

But a very poor winning percentage.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST up reply actions  

19 was the winner for me

same setup as you.. and yeah Hitler died on 4/30…. my birthday

DRUNJIFORNICATION

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jan 31, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

19 appears to be the winner if you're using the Narrow setting

30 is the winner in the Wide setting.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Wide setting for the browser or for SBN?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

SBN.

It’s one of the options up in the right hand corner.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Learn something new every day.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoops....didn't read that

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

23

And still going strong. Looks like loads of room left. 18" monitor on wide format

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

24

Is Kobe’s number because he wanted to be 1 more than Jordan.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions  

25

is a limit which the SEC has no idea what you’re talking about

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

26

is like two thirteens stuck together.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

27

is getting closer to my own age

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

28

was the number of Damian Sims, the last RB to mostly avoid AIRBHG’s wrath

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions  

29

is a prime number, which makes it think it’s better than the other numbers

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

30

is getting narrow now

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

31

is narrower still

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

30 it is.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Same here, missed your post

My monitor is much bigger than that, and I’m on FireFox

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by BoiseHawk on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

It only took 19 on my FireFox version

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 31, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously, what rhymes with twelve?

According to online rhyming dictionaries, only two words:
delve
shelve

Still no rhymes for “orange”

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by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

12

which is too many men on the field and will get you a penalty Mr. Meier

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 11:48 AM CST up reply actions  

16

8 tablespoons in a stick of butter – stick of butter = 1/2 cup.

ergo: 16.

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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions  

10

Ten! indents to the line hahahaha

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

Shoot!

I should have absolutely used The Count when I was struggling for some of the later ones.

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by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions  

This lyric has always bothered me to a highly irrational level

Isn’t the whole fucking point of the song that he’s lonely that he’s only ONE now, a single person? Isn’t the entire fucking goal to get to two? So how is it that two “can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one”? ANGER.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Rutgers just released salary info for their new coach.

Base of $750k, escalating $100k each year. I can’t imagine Cristobal is making much more than that at FIU. Makes one wonder why he really walked away from the Rutgers offer.

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

Florida vs New Jersey, maybe.

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by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Leverage against current employer, I suppose

Looks like KF did that a couple times as well.

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by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

Evil fuckers, those head coaches are.

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 12:45 PM CST up reply actions  

He's from Miami

maybe he really doesn’t like the idea of moving to NJ. Lord knows I wouldn’t

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Visiting BHGP during lunch, I saw that there were 64 new comments on Hamsterdam since I last visited (11:07 am CST)

I immediately thought there was some sort of pansexual discussion or some sort of Alphabet game.

This was much better.

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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 12:52 PM CST reply actions  

I really hope the most interesting transfer on deadline day is not...

Wayne Bridge going to Sunderland on a loan.

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by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 1:32 PM CST reply actions  

Did you see the absurd Defoe to Liverpool rumor?

I was excited for about 45 seconds until I realized it made zero sense.

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a dumb one.

But dumb rumors are a deadline day tradition…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

So day one of P90X is in the books.

I hurt, but it’s a good hurt. Wish me luck.

/back to work, I go.

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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions  

Night #2.

Holy shit. I’ll be in pain tomorrow. This will be exciting.

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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 31, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It gets better, according to the Mrs.

You’ll eventually do the exercising because the stretching and exercising cuts the pain from the day before back to manageable levels, according to her.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jan 31, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

The pain will be unbearable. But you will like it.

Soon you will curse Dreya for the pain she brings. I mean, I understand Tony killing it, but really, Dreya? You go girl.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit. Andy Carroll scored a goal.

And Bellamy followed 9 minutes later. Liverpool may actually an EPL game again.

by The Mexican't on Jan 31, 2012 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

Boo

And hiss.

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by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahem

NEVER FORGET

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by RossWB on Jan 31, 2012 3:26 PM CST reply actions   2 recs

That is wonderful

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by BStylin Hawkye on Jan 31, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That is so good.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 31, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Love it

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'm glad it is in red and gold

instead of something more Hawkeye-ish.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 31, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 31, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

A friend of my gf's just stopped by

she commented, negatively, on the Iowa sweatshirt I’m wearing. Turns out she went to ISU and of course hates Iowa.

I may have to break up with the girlfriend.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jan 31, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

I have the same problem

with a friend of the gf’s who loves UW.

Of course, the fact that she hates Northwestern is a little sad in and of itself, so maybe pity’s a better option…

by MNWildcat on Jan 31, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Boo-urns.
RT @ChrisMannixSI: According to Mayweather, it will be Mayweather-Cotto on May 5th at the MGM Grand

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by RossWB on Feb 1, 2012 12:33 PM CST reply actions  

This is INSAAAAANE

Fans riot at Egyptian soccer match.

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by RossWB on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM CST reply actions  

Pfft

Until they go to war over a soccer match, it’s just amateur night.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Feb 1, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I just saw the Miles deal.

Tressel can do as he wants. It’s unlikely he ends up at a big time school, anyway. His punishment was a bit of a joke, so whichever school (apparently Akron) has no problem watching him sit 5 games before taking over as full time head coach should definitely do it.

Miles insulting Kiel for staying in Indiana to be closer to family is stupid and I hope it’s used by coaches nationwide to keep future blue chip recruits from heading to Louisiana.

by The Mexican't on Feb 2, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

It's 5 YEARS

not five games. Part of the show-cause penalty imposed by the NCAA on him specifically.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Feb 3, 2012 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

That's the show-cause penalty.

If a school is able to convince the NCAA that they have reason enough to hire Tressel he need only sit out 5 games and then he’s free to go about his business. Andy Staples wrote an article in December suggesting that Akron hire Tressel. Here’s the bit that matters:

But the COI blew it in Tressel’s case. The committee gave Tressel a five year show-cause, but the penalty only has teeth for the first five weeks of Tressel’s first season, when he must miss games. He also must miss that season’s bowl game.

(Via)

by The Mexican't on Feb 3, 2012 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

That's fucked up

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Feb 3, 2012 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Todd McShay's most recent mock draft

has Riley Reiff going at #3 overall. Remember, however, that this is Todd McShay’s thought process.

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by therealCatnuts on Feb 3, 2012 8:44 AM CST reply actions  

It makes sense if Kalil goes second.

Kiper also has the Vikings taking an OT at #3, but I believe he has Blackmon going second to STL, so Kalil is still available and heads to Minnesota, leaving Reiff for the Chiefs.

by The Mexican't on Feb 3, 2012 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

If the Vikings don't take an OT with their pick, they are mega-stupid.

They also need a big-time WR, but I’d rather take my chances with Kalil or Reiff than Blackmon.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Feb 3, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that's the general consesus.

The Rams are the team Kiper has picking up Blackmon. Every mock I’ve seen has the best OT available going to Minnesota.

by The Mexican't on Feb 3, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

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