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Iowa's record against BCS bowl teams is stellar. Since 2007, Iowa has gone 4-3 against teams that eventually played in the Rose, Sugar, Fiesta, or Orange Bowl or the BCS National Championship game (and that's with an 0-2 mark in 2010). That includes a 1-0 record against tonight's opponents, as Michigan faces Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl (7:30 CST, ESPN). The Wolverines opened as three-point favorites; that has comically been whittled down to a pick 'em.

Anyway, open thread is open. No racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, illegal internet streams of the game, general douchebaggery, or -- this is especially important tonight -- NO POLITICS. I know it's Caucus Night. Go elsewhere for discussion.

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"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

Finally some good news today.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions  

And Reiff is gone, per the twitters

It was pretty much a given, I think. Too bad for us next year, but best of luck to him!

by One Night Stanzi on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yeah, I posted that in the INP thread.

I’m excited about our younger OLs, though. I would be distraught if he was a top-notch DL.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

107 negative rushing plays

and they’re in a BCS bowl?

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

It's all in who you know.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Jebus posted an article from SI (I think) about him on the Twitter.

Sounds like he’s already had some brushes with AIRBHG; his house burned down when he was a kid and he had non-Hodgkins lymphoma (I think) in middle school.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

To be fair, we lose plenty of RBs for non-injury reasons

So he could get someone pregnant or commit a crime or post on Facebook or whatever else

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

This quote always bothered me, though, because no matter how old that ancient weapon is, it’s still a goddamn laser sword.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars...

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

This tickled my funny bone.

Now if you can use some of that Force to give AIRBHG one of these, it would be much appreciated

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Why do they still let him try to do that?

Is it just a self-esteem thing where Hoke throws his hands in the air and sighs “Sure, I guess you’re a QB. Why not try to throw the ball just once here.”

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

Put a red jersey on him in practice.

Tell the D not to squeeze the Garmon.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

AIRBHG smiles and nods

As he prepares to hit him with a navigational satellite tumbling out of orbit.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nuh uh, it would burn up in the atmosphere I bet

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Either way.

Farmers covers space junk.

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

JK rankings

1. JK Simmons
2. JK Rowling
3. JK LOL
4. JK off

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

You have JK off far too low. FAR too low.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I will call him Gronnie.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

So I've seen two reviews of that new ABC show "Work It" and both gave it a 0 out of 10.

Then I just saw a commercial for it, and holy lord it makes that Dr. Pepper 10 commercial look like Shakespeare.

I’m going to every Nielsen house that watches that show and will punch them each in the face four times.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Even the press releases for it make it look awful, and not in a trainwreck sort of way. Maybe the Mayan’s were right

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Mayans had an early form of TV Guide.

They saw that shit on the schedule and decided to give up.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

As firsties, we are edgy. Anyone else are just dirty copycats.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

We won a game on a blocked field goal long before MSU as well

Bastards.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

au contraire

a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

by Sky High King on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be

reality, sir.

Also, I’m now watching the Sugar Bowl. Damn fickle roommates.

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

I can see why, the Bulls are making Iowa’s offense look explosive.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

We watched it.

They’re in a very good mood.

For some reason, they laughed when I told them this was the Timberwolves’ year.
/sarcasm’d

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

we only have a week of CFB left

I’m watching and holding back the tears

seriously?

by PSD on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

because that bowl deserves to be in January

by ManziBall on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Fixed.

The GoDaddy commercials should be pretty good

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

GoDaddy: elevating women racing-type drivers to heights never before contemplated.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

When you peak, you win.

She doesn’t, though.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

She’s kind of funny looking.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

(I re-watched Fargo this weekend)

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Just a general kind of funny-looking

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know.

But I bought 10 of whatever it was they were selling and got no porn.

So…I’m mad at someone here. Is it myself?

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

After the basketball game ends, I'll probably fire up Skyrim and pay token attention to football

It almost feels like an obligation when Iowa’s no good.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't met that guy yet,

but I’m secretly hoping Bethesda releases a title update that renames him The Meme of Memes

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not just one guy

visit any city and some guard will eventually say it.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

ah, I don't really listen to those guys

but it’s kind of strange I haven’t noticed it a single time considering how much I’ve played

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Mostly an archer out of laziness

and some destruction stuff or whatever. Put off going to Winterhold for a long time, so I’ll probably start using some of that now that I’ve started the quest line.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Word.

That works real well with the thief builds.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm not really watching

i’ve spent most of the day watching season 1 of Justified in anticipation of the season 2 release and the season 3 premiere in two weeks.

I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

by White Lightning on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit!!

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

jinx crack rock

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

he clearly got that shot off

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

the scoreboard clock and the basket clock are different?

Dick Vitale’s theory of special relativity.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, I love me some college football, but this year has been

disappointing on so many fronts. (not just Iowa.) The NFL season has blown CFB out of the water.

by kEvanson on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

One hell of a roller-coaster ride.

Some very, very high points poking out of a depressing clusterfuck

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, yeah that's pretty hilarious after last night

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

As much as I want the B1G to win a BCS game, I can't root for Michigan

I have an ex-girlfriend that currently won’t stop talking about Brady bringing Michigan back! He’s a Michigan man!

And I know she is representative of most Michigan fans.

by ManziBall on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Has Denard not learnt to throw in the last 5 weeks?

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Big stop there

Pretty poor of VT not to get a yard when Michigan’s D wasn’t even lined up at the snap.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Kinda saccharine.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Equal?

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

UM playing D like they are lactose intolerant

and had a big bowl of Frosted Flakes before the game.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't hardly stop 'em!

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Is every Saturday morning not regular enough?

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

NBC Sports (when Versus is rebranded)

is apparently going all out on soccer & hockey.

I hope the rumors are correct.

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

They took MLS rights from Fox

Now people without FoxSoccer can watch the awesomeness that is the MLS. That wasn’t sarcasm.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I for one am looking forward to more MLS coverage

I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

by KilometersDavis on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh c'mon

That’s shit’s cray.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

When did VT join the B1G?

Their performance this last minute or so is very much our style in bowl games.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

This is getting slapstick

Feels like there should be Benny Hill music in the background.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

"Denard just kinda stared that one down"

Such is Denard.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

Easily

one of the best things I’ve seen all bowl season.

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

The Big XII doesn't play defense!

Points allowed during bowl season (not including sugar bowl and cotton bowl)

Big XII – 24, 10, 56, 27, 22, 38, and 14 for average of 27.3 PPG

Big Ten – 32, 31, 33, 14, 30, 24, 30, 30, and 45 for average of 29.9 PPG

The current leader in the clubhouse in this stat? The Big East, at 13.0 points given up per game.

Really.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

That is horrifying

We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

by Black&Gold.Forever on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I'm upset that Iowa played like shit

I don’t really care about any other conference teams. And ISU lost too, so fuck them

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell, only putting up 13 against Rutgers

Is probably WHY the Big East is leading that specific stat.

(It’s 19.3 – the above number is a typo.)

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m way too lazy to look up how many games the BE has played. I’m not a B1G apologist either – yesterday was laugharific. If anything, I’m in the StoopsMyAss club. He postulated earlier today the B1G issues are primarily mediocre, or worse, coaching. Watching this conference the last couple years would provide strong evidence of just that. Well, and cheating.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

here's the rest.

Big East – 31, 13, 24 19.3

SEC – 17, 31, 24, 17, 33, 13 22

Pac 12 – 56, 21, 56, 27, 20, 41, 38 37

ACC – 41, 24, 14, 23, 30, 43 29.2

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The B1G just plays too many games.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Tiny sample size and no adjustment for opponents

I see what you’re getting at, but this isn’t very convincing.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No argument here

Statistics can do whatever you want them to

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

So does playing Washington, apparently

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not so much "playing Washington"

as it is “Being Baylor”

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

Give Washington some discredit

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, sorry.

Washington is a shit-stain on the mattress of Pac-12 football

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I did think it was fairly hilarious when Sarkisian fired his DC about 2 seconds after the end of the game.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I need to find some STDEV vs opponents' average

But that doesn’t look good so far.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

While we're still at half...

Anyone play Bastion for XBLA? One of the best games of the year.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 9:15 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm planning on getting it once I "finish" Skyrim.

It made the AV Club’s “Editor Picks” for GotY. That’s usually good enough for me.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I "finished" Skyrim

After 50 hours in 3 weeks and the prospect of finals. I haven’t made it back thanks to Christmas.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

LOL.

Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk

by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I just turned the game on. Michigan’s uniforms ARE stupid

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

Absent of political leanings

If you’re CNN, why the hell would you have a “Reset All” button on your vote calculating smart touchpad TV thing? That thing is begging to get accidentally pushed live on air

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

Stanziball by the NardDog

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 9:27 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Jesus Denard. Nice escapability

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

Well, that was worse

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Although he did let the qb tackle him.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hoke looks like he’s on the Bielema diet

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

Gagree – he’s just chucking it and hoping for good things

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Hasn't that been Michigan football for years?

I remember lots of ‘heave it and hope’ in years past – even before richrod..

by coltranemonk on Jan 3, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Was that the tater’s plan before he inevitably got hurt every year? I can’t remember if he was competent or not.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

“Hahaha you don’t even know how to play poker Denard let’s see your cards and SHIT ACES LEMME GO TO THE ATM this is ridiculous” – @edsbs

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

Nessler with the Ric Flair reference

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

RIMZ

worth more than rest of car combined.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Pretty good play by Kovacs there.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 3, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

I missed the end of the Bulls game, they won by 2 points

Was it a fantastic end? Anybody with a quick recap?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

Grrrrr

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Silly BHGPers hating NBA

If I asked for a recap of some random 3rd-tier EPL game I’d get three takers. Sigh.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Atlanta bricked three FTs down the stretch

Had a chance to stretch their lead to 3, missed both. Rose scored to take lead. Hawks got a foul on a bad call and made one of two to tie it. Then Noah made a nice pass to Deng for a layup to win it with ~three seconds left.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. Two lucky wins on missed opponent FTs already (@Lakers)

Let’s hope they keep that horseshoe up their butts for the stretch run, and not just early.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

They were way behind in the 3rd

I missed how they got back into it, I just looked up at some point and it was back within five. When I first turned it on the Bulls had 28 points with 9 minutes to go in the 3rd. Glad I wasn’t watching before that, couldn’t have been too pretty.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw most of the 2nd quarter and start of 3rd at the restaurant

“couldn’t have been too pretty” is very accurate. Offense still stalls heavily at times, Rip needs to get more shots off to spread the D

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

And thanks.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Beamer sounds like kind of a dick

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

He kicked my dog!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Told his players if they acted up they were getting sent home – on Greyhound. 1+ day trip back to campus. Because no one would ever try to have unauthorized fun in New Orleans. I

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Arm punt.

I don’t know – it’s not the threatening your players that I mind, it’s doing so with some prejudice. They’re in New Orleans for gods sake. Booze, strippers, prostitutes and casinos. What could go wrong?

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:54 PM CST reply actions  

I like the way Michigan's D swarms to the football.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 9:57 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

The VA Tech lineman look like fat asses. Moreso than your usual suspects

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

There was a period of time

where all of his throws were either incomplete or more than ten yards due to multiple 3rd and longs.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:05 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yikes. What’d they show her for?

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:07 PM CST reply actions  

Mitt Romney

looks like Bruce Campbell to me

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If you think that is eerie,

you should have seen the lady who ran for city council in a town near mine. She’s totally Bruce Vilanch.

http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/teacher-makes-run-for-c-f-city-council-seat/article_b9895bf8-bd02-5f63-a0fe-a98630946e74.html

http://slinkingtowardretirement.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/bruce-vilanch.jpg

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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2012 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

that is eerie

Like Mike Tomlin-Omar Epps level

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Did I see a bottom line about reiff leaving??

I haven’t look around at any of the regular news sites yet.

by Argulor on Jan 3, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

Not suprised by either

Reiff is a first rounder, maybe top 15 and probably wasnt going to benefit fron another year. why stick around? McCall is the least suprising news story ever. people were calling it months ago.

getting a 4 star RB? now thats unexpected, but in a good way.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 3, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Secession?

Sorry, being a grammar/spelling nazi.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:31 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I sense a shank approaching

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:29 PM CST reply actions  

This is going to work out well

Game will end, final political results will be announced just after, and I can go to bed.

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:42 PM CST reply actions  

Considering your night last night, it’s an impressive performance

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I finally passed out at about 4:30 am

and had to be at work at 7

today sucked

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Just gallons of water

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

You’re in SC too, right? Nearing midnight – going to OT, you’re fucked.

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

NO POLITICS.

I’m kidding, carry on.

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by EnergizerHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the phrase "Santorum surges", and not because of alliteration.

That’s as political as I’ll be getting.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars...

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, gay marraige is legal in Iowa after all

You had to know that Santorum wasn’t going to be far behind.

Hoping at least one headline reads something like “Santorum surges from behind to make splash in Iowa.”

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

At that point you know the editor is just trolling

Kind of like

Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, hella rec

Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my. A 14 year old, too

by txhawkeye on Jan 3, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

2 soggy holes at such a young age

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, dear God...

Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

At least the BCS bowl games have been exciting.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:51 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Awesome catch.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2012 10:52 PM CST reply actions  

OB

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by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm....

If this one is overturned then VT fans will be livid.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:53 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

it should be

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Good thing the referee brought his glasses tonight

Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

the right call

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Wow.

That’s a tough call.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:54 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

oh my

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

slomo of crowd there was glorious

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 10:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

I feel for Tech fans. That sucks.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

They've no business being gifted a BCS berth.

Their fans were already big enough assholes. We can’t let them have this too.

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by The Mexican't on Jan 3, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Now MIchigan

run it to the middle and put it away with Captain Mustache Kicker.

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

Props to the VT kicker.

That takes balls. 4 for 5 in your first game ever.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Jan 3, 2012 10:59 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yeah.

Poor guy. All that, and he’ll be remembered for one miss.

by MNWildcat on Jan 3, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!

/Co-fiesta Bowl Champions

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by CyHawk on Jan 3, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So I guess the state of Michigan will be unbearable until September

Oh, well. Suck it, Beamer. I feel for Myer, though.

Those that complain that Inception was confusing have never seen Videodrome.

by hkobb7 on Jan 3, 2012 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

Meh.

Michigan was going to be smug regardless of today’s outcome.

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by The Mexican't on Jan 3, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I really don't like

that Michigan’s first year under Hokester features a record that is the same as both of Feretnz’s best years.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

RichRod left Hoke with a tremendous talent at QB.

The emergence of Trouissant was HUGE for the Wolverines. The B1G is better when Michigan isn’t a steaming pile of failure. Plus, watching Iowa beat them is more fun when Michigan doesn’t blow goats.

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by The Mexican't on Jan 3, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Further evidence about how bad DickRod was for that program

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I much preferred the days when Michigan

had complete suckage at the kicker position.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jan 3, 2012 11:00 PM CST reply actions  

I am suddenly MUCH more interested in Holly Rowe

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 3, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it me?

Or does Hoke sound like he took speech lessons from Joe Paterno?

by Lumberjack Justice on Jan 3, 2012 11:07 PM CST reply actions  

If you mean Va Tech

they shot themselves in the foot so many times in this game, all the way down to the false start where they would have had 1st-and-goal with plenty of time to punch it in.

by Brock Sampson on Jan 3, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

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