2012 Royal Rumble Liveblog
by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM CST
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It's the last weekend of January, which means it's time for an annual BHGP tradition: The Royal Rumble liveblog. Festivities began at 7:00 on pay-per-view, but Iowa basketball had to go and play for more than two hours, so we're starting a bit late. For the uninitiated, the Royal Rumble is a full-on PPV extravaganza that culminates in the Royal Rumble match, an over-the-top-rope battle royal which starts with two participants and adds another participant every couple of minutes until everyone is in the ring. Traditionally, there were 30 men in the Rumble. Last year, it jumped to 40. It was supposed to return to 30 this year, but WWE has been blatant in their announcement that "every Superstar is eligible" so the actual number of participants is unclear and could include actual sitting champions.
A couple of things:
1. This is the first step on the "Road to Wrestlemania" so they're going to have the hypnotic sign in the rafters as always. There will be a lot of staring and pointing by winners tonight. Be forewarned.
2. CM Punk is facing Dolph Ziggler, which might make the internet implode.
3. Chris Jericho is back, he's wearing a light-up jacket, he's definitely in the Royal Rumble match, and he's promising tonight will be the end of the world as we know it. I don't know about you, but that makes me feel fine.
4. No kidding on this one: No illegal streams in the comment section. We know they're out there, but you can't share them here. Publishing an illegal stream is an automatic banhammer. Also, all other normal open thread rules apply.
There are a lot of questions to answer: Who will win the Triple Threat Match for the Heavyweight Championship? Who's going to take the Rumble? Which commenter is going to throw a hissy fit about how we cover professional wrestling more than college wrestling and cancel their account? Tune in and find out!
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SO EXCITED YOU GUYS
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 7:03 PM CST reply actions
Cage Match first
Daniel Bryan steals a win somehow
Yeah, I think you're right
SAY WHAT YOU WILL BOUT D BRY BUT B BRY IS THE WORLD HEWWYWEIGHT CHAMPION
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Heel Daniel Bryan is awesome.
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Yes
Especially if they plan to participate later. Down time to make sure they don’t die.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM CST up reply actions
Henry Hyperextended his knee on Smackdown
It looked pretty bad
by hithisisryan on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions
Correct.
Which means that we’ll get to see Bryan get the crap kicked out of him for an entire match by two big guys.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Heard some interesting names for the Rumble tonight.
Henry and Show might not have to go.
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There's more than enough college coverage for me
Keeping my account. When is Wes Hand going the pro-wrestling route? Then I may start watching again.
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by kurthy on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions
D Bry with an early advantage while the big guys roll around on the ground.
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Dan Gable riding piggyback on Mark Henry?
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for the live thread!
Still on my way home from the dual in IC. Listening to the basketball game about made me want to drive off a bridge, but this thread is guaranteed to bring my spirits back up.
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by DBorwig316 on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions
First Twitter reference of the night
take a drink
does wrestling have an "MMA" fighter character yet?
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions
They've had a few, kinda
That was Ken Shamrock’s gimmick back in the late 90s, actually
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Predictable ending
okay match considering show and henry are hurt
John Cena video montage time
“Rise Above Hate” shirt and child fans prominently featured. Cena’s steadfast commitment to homophobic, misogynist, bullying “jokes” in the ring conveniently ignored.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
JOHN CENA, YOU HAVE ARBITRARILY EARNED MY FANBOY RESPECT
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions
Here is your obligatory bathroom break match.
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Walk the dog, too.
You don’t want to miss anything that might be good later.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, Nattie Neidhart.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions
Hopefully Kane comes out to scare Eve.
But thats just wishful thinking.
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There's a lot of pube jokes that could be made right now.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions
Glamizominaton.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions
this has gone on too damn long.
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John Laurinaitis is growing on me.
So naturally he’s a day away from getting written out of the show.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
but Triple H will save us!
/dies
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
He's been fucking awesome for months now.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Well, at least we know Kane won't cut a promo before the match.
So at least there’s that.
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VAMPIRE PORN MUSIC
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM CST reply actions
This is going to be...well....WWE
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions
Is that place even half-full?
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions
they said it was sold out
if you want to believe them
by hithisisryan on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions
What else is there to do in St. Louis?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
His previous medical experience was really showing there.
I just don’t know when a dentist would use a wheelchair.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions
YEAH. AND HIS LOBBY WOULD FULL OF TIME MAGAZINES....FROM HELL
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions
Time's Person of the Year is You.
IF YOU’RE THE DEVIL!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
that took a long time.
looks like 20 min apiece for Punk/Ziggler, Sheamus/Barrett
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I thought there was....
hmmm. My mistake.
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
Back board? More like ZACK BOARD AMIRITE?
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Former WCW Heavyweight Champion David Arquette makes an appearance!
Obviously, that ice has thawed.
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Well, this is going to be interesting.
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Spanish Announcer's Table?
Spanish Announcer’s Table.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions
FUNKASAURUS!
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GET FUNKY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Brooklyn Brawler never even get squashed that fast.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
(because his physique is unhealthy)
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
I'm not saying Slim Jims are horrible
But Al-Qaeda just bought a million dollars worth for the troops
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Yeah.
They’re only good if they include that little cheese-like substance with it.
/Not.
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 29, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
that cage match mustve been aborted
because there are too many video packages
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How did the cage match end?
I was distracted and just saw that Bryan won.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bryan tried to escape, Big show caught him
And Big show tried to pull him back in but dropped him.
Henry was basically on teh mat the entire match, so they lost something that he shouldve done me thinks.
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I really hate that chant
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Final match before Rumble:
CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Championship
YOUR MOM
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well that was actually very thoughtful of you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA
and tell her to get out of Kane’s clutches, he is an evil person :-(
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
I gotta give it to Funkasaurus now
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Johnny Ace is such a good guy
why does cm punk hate him?
12, 17, 22, 26
i’m pretty pleased. one guy got 2/3/4, and is contemplating suicide.
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
You know what this match needs?
JR, Cole sucks balls and Booker T is ludicrously awful
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RIGHT ON THE SCHNOUT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh ma gawd!
Peyton Manning isn’t injured. He’s here. And he’s taking the AFC to a win in the Pro Bowl.
And now, Jim Irsay is laughing as he shows a video of how he got Vince to drunkenly sign the $28 million bonus instead.
Join us to see how this ends…next Sunday!
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That's actually vintage Macho Man, Booker.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Smart fans at least
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that was inevitable.
The ref gets knocked out, and Johnny Ace is right there and ready to go.
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Yeah
not surprising
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Unpossible!
I saw Ed Hightower earlier today.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Do we have 30 people in here?
If so, we can do our own little Rumble game.
(Each person gets a number corresponding to the wrestler that comes in on that number. Winning wrestler = winning poster. You win… my admiration.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
First come first serve or randomly, I don't care.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
id be game.
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
I'm in
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Also, is it 40 again this year?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
nope
cut it back to 30
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Ah damn
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
this is how our pool works
you buy slots and then we use a random number generator
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
The poor man's number generator
is to just make shit up.
(I wish I’d been around last night to make this comment.)
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by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
If I was a wrestling heel
my gimmick would be that I stole people’s organs and sold them on the black market to wealthy transplant patients. I’d call myself “The Harvester” or something like that. I imagine an awesome grudge match where I’d fight some guy whose liver I stole. They’d bring him out in a hospital bed hooked up to a hemodialysis machine, and he could only be off it for a limited time in which to beat me and win his liver back or else he died. It would be great TV.
Now somebody will surely tell me this has already been done…
by Brock Sampson on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
The ZigZag out of the GTS set-up?
Yeah, that was sweet.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was a fame-asser
but still a sweet counter (wrestling nerded)
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
WELCOME TO BITCHMADEVILLE
POPULATION: DOLPH ZIGGLER
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, he got pinned/submitted at least 4 times, That sir is a convincing victory
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
we could have people take 3 or 4
1 from 1-10, 1 from 10-20, 1 from 20-30 or something
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5 13 24
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
7 18 27
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
7, 19, 27
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK
28, 11, 19
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
3 18 27
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by Patrick Vint on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
is 7 taken yet
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
6, 15, 25
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
An 11
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Ummm. This is hard to keep up with.
I’ll take the Miz, then. 1
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
haha. ok
just giving you shit
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
I actually didn't even obey the rules the first time.
A fact that I was completely unaware of because I was rushing to put numbers together.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
OH PLEASE HAVE A SHOW OF DEL RIO GOING AROUND AND TROLLING PEOPLE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If you're in for a Rumble game, reply with a YAY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
YAY
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
YAY
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
YAY
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
This video package will never stop being good
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Agreed.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Enjoy everyone.
Gotta close all tabs and shit so i don’t lag.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions
HERE WE GO
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#1: The Miz
as we already knew
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Miz broke out his PPV duster again
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It is a sweet duster, yo
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
He should give that back to Edge.
Edge’s been really straining his neck looking for it.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
#2: Alex Riley
This should be quick.
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Damn, beat me to it
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
SAY IT TO MY FACE
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by DBorwig316 on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST via Android app reply actions
Wow.
I forgot Alex Riley had entrance music.
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions
#3:WHAT'S UP
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Interesting...
Will #4 be the girl dumped the day after prom?
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
#4: Dashing Cody Rhodes
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I miss Cody's baggers
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by DBorwig316 on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM CST via Android app reply actions
#5: Justin Gabriel
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you sound like Charlie Brown on Halloween
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I've got along ways before my guys are in it
Who is the popular one to win it amongst you all btw?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions
I say Orton if he's in it.
Jericho if he’s not.
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I could see Orton
Just because it’s the Lou
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Chris Benoit
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
It's going to be Orton or Jericho
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R Truth gone.
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OK, I just used everyone who's posted in this thread and randomized the list
1) Smokin Herb Grigsby
2) Pain in the Sash
3) The Mexican’t
4) MTXEMurph
5) The Mexican’t
6) TrueAndValiant
7)Touchdown Iowa!
8) Waterloo Chazz
9) jakeic
10) RossWB
11) kurthy
12) Energizer Hawk
13) Waterloo Chazz
14) HawkeyeBoiler
15) Patrick Vint
16) GeorgeWashingtonEagleclaw
17) Adam Jacobi
18) StewMonkey13
19) HawkeyeBoiler
20) WhiteSpeedReceiver
21) hithisisryan
22) Brock Sampson
23) StewMonkey13
24) The Nihilist
25) snowpork
26) Rodger Sherman
27) Energizer Hawk
28) jakeic
29) justsomehawkeyefan
30) snowpork
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Well fuck
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
well done Ross
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
YEAHHHHH
26 IN BOTH OF MY POOLS SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
Ross chooses to rearrange the list
after he gets stuck with Primo.
I think some people got doubled up because there weren't 30 diff people
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
29th
this is in the bag!
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
FOLEY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
#7 Mick Foley
- Mankind
- Cactus Jack
- Dude Love
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions
Damn it.
That was supposed to have 9, 11, and 13.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
RICARDO
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How funny would it be if Kane pushed ADR out in a wheel chair?
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh God this is funny
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions
RICARDO FOR EL PRESIDENTE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
shit, no politics
um, PRESIDENTE DEL MUNDO!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OH FUCK AND YES
This is just awesome
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions
We've officially hit the comedy portion of the Rumble
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sucks to be Epico
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
and there goes all the comedy
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I guess we're done with the tomfoolery
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I clearly underestimated the amount of tomfoolery on the WWE roster.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think Kofi will make it to the mid 20s
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions
Who would have guessed that Kofi WOULDN'T be the member of Air Boom busted for Wellness Violations twice?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Kofi is Shelton Benjamin with a smile.
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What?
they are almost nothing alike style wise
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
as in black guy who wont ever be above midcard because he cant talk
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
ohhhhhhh
carry on then
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
And dreads
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I still can't believe Cody Rhodes is related to Dusty Rhodes
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
aaaaaaand
money gone. three more slots tho!
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
With Jerry Lawler in there.
Does that mean there’s actually a chance to see Ric Flair tonight?
No.
I think he’s still under contract to TNA.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Dammit
At least there was a Foley sighting.
by StewMonkey13 on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Why were Cole and Booker so surprised?
Did they not see that he was wearing his tights?
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions
I think he always wears his tights and a bad t-shirt.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Didn't he used to be bald?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that the Ghanaian flag Jackson is sporting?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Really?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The things you learn...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wow, randomness doesnt benefit me.
Mahal? Christ.
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RACIST JERRY LAWLER JOKE IS RACIST
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Has this guy ever done anything besides speak a different language?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions
He's on Smackdown (aka, the show no one watches), so... maybe?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Mahal is just like Muhammaed Hassan
minus wrestling talent and the ability to have the crowd react.
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KHALI STRUT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Zeke threw 6 punches.
Somebody get that man some oxygen.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions
i don't follow too closely
i assume khali/mahal hate each other because the wwe is based on casual racism, yes?
Khali is Mahal's "brother in law," so there's some family beef there.
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Fake Sin Cara yall
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HUNI*botch*CO
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions
#17 Booker T
Sorry, Rodger, but he isn’t winning either.
If Michael Cole comes out at 22
then the wrestling gods are conspiring against you.
Did Michael Cole not realize Booker T wasn't wearing pants?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cole's just playing along.
He’s number 23.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
I'm also waiting to hear Boomer Sooner
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Have they shown Cole yet?
Are we sure he’s not calling the action in singlet and head gear?
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's wearing a suit
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HOLY COW
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HOLY SHIT KOFI
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
THAT WAS FUCKING TITTIES
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions
Kofi Kingston with the second-best move of this Royal Rumbles
#1, of course, is Ricardo Rodriguez’s entrance.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yeah, randomness is not my friend.
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There he is....good lord
So they are saving all the serious contenders for the 20s huh?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions
USA! USA! USA!
HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS! IT’S RICKY STANZI’S DAD!
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions
you know kofi won't win...
they had to account for “if you fall while doing that eight second handstand”
Im convinced that Duggan lives in WWE headquarters
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His summer home?
A van, down by the river.
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions
No one in that ring except Miz has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ok, maybe Dolph
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hope Cole throws him out
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Rhodes and Ziggler have chances
Not great ones, but chances.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Actually that would be a surprise
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by The Nihilist on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Oh lord.
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That takes fucking talent
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
lied on earlier post
i had 20 and next 26
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
remind me to never go to vegas with you
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Cole was 20.
He was 3 minutes earlier than your next pick.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
God damn it.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM CST reply actions
NO WAY
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Fuck. This
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Ziggler's getting buried tonight.
He must have forgot Stephanie’s birthday or something.
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
HUNICO SPLAT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
GINGAH POWAH
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
#22 Sheamus
Now this guy has a chance for you, Rodger.
ROAD DOGG!
lolwut
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OH FUCK YES
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
#24: Sean Waltman or Jeff Jarrett?
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Roddy Piper hasn't made his annual jobber appearance yet
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Six guys left to go and
Jericho, Orton, Barrett, Cena, Kane, all not in rumble.
im convinced they are keeping Kane out
simply so they can justify him not breaking HBKs royal rumble knockout total
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
I wish Swagger would rename the U.S. Championship the All-American American Title.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So we still gonna see Jericho and Barrett
brings us to 27.
3 left then.
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So are they really going to spoil Jericho's come back
So Orton can win the Rumble?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions
#26 Wade Barrett
Rodger finally got a real wrestler, and an actual contender at that.
i'm really proud
that you’re keeping track of this
by Rodger Sherman on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Wade barrett's entrance theme is awful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
first time ive heard that one.
used to be End of Days.
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by HawkeyeBoiler on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Barrett's new music is not good.
I think they should give him Drew McIntyre’s music.
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions
27 David Otunga.
Orton, Jericho, Cena, Kane. At least one will not be in the Rumble
Cena will not win the Royal Rumble
So I don’t even think they’ll put him in it
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I HEAR VOICES
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'd rather watch Road Dogg and Booker and Hacksaw
Than a lot of these mid-upper card jobbers with no gimmicks.
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions
Time for the jacket
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions
Yay
lucky me…..well hopefully
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Wow. He's fighting
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions
I wish he was wrestling in the jacket.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What's with the camo on Show?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
isnt this the first one Kane has missed in over a decade?
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions
I'm fine with this final 4
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions
Sheamus v. jericho.
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So is anyone else more than thrilled about 2 months of CM Punk-Jericho back and forth?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions
WHAT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No fucking way.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions
I DEMAND A REDO
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TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!
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by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
WHAT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ok, that just screams
of Vince McMahon wanting to swerve the audience. Sheamus, REALLY? That’s the best you could come up with?
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
So Brock Sampson wins the Rumble game I set up.
Jacobi wins the other one.
I repeat: WHAT
This is the greatest day for a ginger since… I have no idea.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sweet
It’s only natural that I’d win, considering that I haven’t followed wrestling for about 20 years and have no idea who any of those guys were except for Lawler.
by Brock Sampson on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
"The Harvester" Brock Sampson
wins the BHGP Royal Rumble.
by MTXEMurph on Jan 29, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Sheamus vs. D Bry for the World Title
and we still get Punk-Jericho for the WWE Title.
Weren't they supposed to face each other at WM last year?
And didn’t it end up getting taken of the PPV? Weird.
by Touchdown Iowa! on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's true.
Ha.
I wouldn’t bet against Orton beating Bryan at some point pre-Mania to set up Orton-Sheamus, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I found out a way to make the Rumble even better
Hopefully I’m the first person to do this but probably not.
We had 10 guys total tonight at my place to chip in for the Rumble and we figured we should all put money on it as friendly wagers. First it was going to be straight up pick a winner. Then we upped it to everyone draws 3 numbers out of a hat and those numbers corresponded to wrestlers when they came out. It worked out great since we had even numbers. My buddy won with #22. One guy ended up drawing Jerry the King, Hacksaw, and Ricardo Rodriguez. He was pissed. I rode Cody Rhodes for a while, that was fun.
It really ups the ante on who you cheer for. It gets people pulling for wrestlers like Cole and Jey Uso, it’s fun. When the clock would tick down from 5 seconds, there would be extra anticipation hoping you wouldn’t get screwed over with someone like Hunico.
by the notorious r.d.m. on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM CST reply actions
I had Alex Riley tonight.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
See above.
We did that without the money involved. Rodger Sherman from Sippin’ on Purple had a separate pool with money, and the poor bastard wound up with Lawler, Booker, and Cole before getting Barrett.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COVERING WWE????!!!!!?!?!?
It has NOTHING TO DO WITH IOWA AT ALL? YOU GUYS AREN’T REAL HAWK FANS!!!! WRESTLING ISN’T EVEN REAL!!!! WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND NOT IOWA’S HORRIBLE BASKETBALL OR THE FACT THAT OUR $4 MILLION DOLLAR COACH CAN’T EVEN PICK A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR OR KEEP A RB ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PLACE, YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Uber-Hartlieb'd
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:39 AM CST up reply actions
You forgot to call us fake-ass Iowa fans, too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I wasn't around
but I can not believe it has been a year since /Hartlieb’d became part of the lexicon.
(And Pelican Whore is already walking. Jeeze, the time flies.)
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