Iowa vs. Indiana Basketball LIVEGAMEOPENTHREAD
by RossWB on Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM CST
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PrintIowa Hawkeyes at Indiana Hoosiers, Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM CST
Iowa's first in-conference taste of Nebrasketball proved to be rather bitter on Thursday night, but there's nothing to do now but try to wash out that taste with another win. Enter: Indiana? On the bright side, Iowa's won four in a row over Indiana, easily its best active winning streak in B1G play. On the not so bright side, this year's Indiana team is considerably better than the Indiana teams from the past two seasons. Oh bother. Still, this Iowa team has been hard to pin down in conference play, so who knows what we'll see in this game. We might get the team that dominated Michigan from start to finish. We might get the team that played one half of decent basketball against Purdue. And we might get the the team that got blitzed by Michigan State. Unpredictability, thy name is Iowa basketball.
The game is on BTN at 5pm CT.
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White and Cartwright to start
Per the Twitters
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:04 PM CST reply actions
Who does J Robinson think he is?
He thinks he so special he only needs one letter for a first name? What a jagoff.
You should rename yourself M Jones
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The J stands for Jennifer
Little known fact
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions
It does NOT
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry Jennifer
It stands for Julia
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by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Much better
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
& his tie had pink daisies on it
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
With the throat-punch.
Always the throat-punch.
by One Night Stanzi on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Apropos to nothing, but
Leinenkugel’s Creamy Dark is pretty decent.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:05 PM CST reply actions
Are they playing Bittersweet Symphony
as a pregame pump-up song?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:06 PM CST reply actions
Sounded like an electronica song with heavy sampling of "Bittersweet Symphony"
Unless The Verve put a thumping bass drum in and a faster tempo and I simply forgot about it.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Shouldn't've switched to Bulls/Heat
DAMMIT
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
great game though...bulls never led, rose missed both fts down 1 w/ 22 seconds left
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Bron misses twice
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Dare I turn back?
AMAZING
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
I know
That’s the part I saw. Must’ve been quite a game.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
9 secs, miami up2
bulls ball
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
heat will win
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:12 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
ah shit, it's the "whacked on the arm" announcer
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions
Obviously travel is obvious.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Even I saw it before the ref motioned
& that’s saying something
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by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Goddammit Bryce
C’mon, you’re the friggin point guard for crying out loud
Maybe not for long.
McCarty be movin’
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions
Bryce needs to look at tape of him from last year
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by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
The whole "don't miss any shots" gameplan always works against Iowa
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions
Lol. No shit
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by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
Or, if they do miss
get the offensive board.
by Black and Gold on Jan 29, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions
wow, that was pretty amazing by White
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:11 PM CST reply actions
What are you wearing Tom Crean?
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
It's part of Coaches vs. Cancer, I bet think.
I know some coaches were doing it in games yesterday.
by One Night Stanzi on Jan 29, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
It's Coaches v Cancer weekend.
It’s supposed to be suits and sneakers.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 29, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ok that's respectable...
It’s kind of jarring, which I suppose is the point.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Goddamnit Cartwright.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
That's 3 Bryce, un fucking believable. He is going for double double. Travels and turnovers.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions
Tom Arnold is taking Coaches verses Cancer pretty seriously.
Way to dress down. It’s supposed to be suits and sneakers. Not suits and Hughie Bear like outfits.
The longsleeve/ shortsleeve thing doesn't work for him
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:18 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
who does Tom Arnold coach these days?
I can’t imagine they’re any good at basketball.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Is he one of Fran's new assistants?
Using his “fame” to get in deep in Hawkeye athletics.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Let me the first to say...
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM CST via Android app up reply actions 1 recs
Victor Rollinginthedeepo?
Adele’d
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bowlingdatesarecheapo?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:20 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Nice trap.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Way to get dressed up tonight, Crean.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He'll be wearing Snuggies by the time Indiana comes to Carver
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping for a Forever Lazy
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Only, $19.99 on clearance at Bed Bath and Beyond right now.
I saw it last night.
by Carfino'sWay on Jan 29, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
is it in the Beyond section?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck y'all. I'm putting mine ON!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, but does it list a cost for the amount of self-respect you forfeit by purchasing it?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think the assumption is that the purchaser is already bankrupt in the self-respect department
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This seems likely.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Zeller is good.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 AM CST up reply actions
that was very clearly off Indiana, wasn't it?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions
What is rebounding?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In fairness,
Basabe has looked very Archie-esque lately.
And, Archie had…that one dunk/spinaroonie.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
MELSLAM BASABE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 29, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
hell yeah, get Basabe going early
maybe it’ll keep his head in the right place
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:21 PM CST reply actions
Melsahn?
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
It's OK to pass out of a double team, Mel
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Basabe gets called for travelling after being shoved?
Okay, Eddie.
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Really not liking this Elston guy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Game plan probably was make this goon take the shot
and he drills three in a row… sigh
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don' think Marble ever got back on defense.
Iowa had no shot there.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think they were even running man D
It was just 5-on-4 so someone was going to be open somewhere. Still stupid that they didn’t guard the perimeter.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Seven Nation Army...
I blame Brugge KV
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
The most inexplicable thing to me
is that half the Big Ten universities decided to “claim” the song (Buckeye Bounce, etc.) like 5 years after it was released and half the soccer world was already tired of it.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
wow that guy seems like quite the tool
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions
He's just repping his tribe, bro.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No damn discipline
It’s like we’re incapable of sticking w/what works on offense and/or moving our feet on defense.
by stewartom on Jan 29, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This sounds familiar:
Justin VanLaere @storminspank: Derek Elston has made SIX 3 pointers all year long, he has 3 against Iowa. #hawkeyes
Bloomington Tourism ad lead in, haha
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:27 PM CST reply actions
ZOMG OFFENSIVE REBOUND!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hightower called it
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
Went to Indy and got schooled
by Sheehy and Elston? give. me. a. break.
Sounds like a bad day at the Y.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
I like.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's motivated to not get posterized like he did by that Indiana dude last yaer.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"discombobulates the defense"
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ed Hightower
Great official or greatest official?
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:30 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Don’t call that on our end, Ed.
Thank you.
Hightower’d
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
YOU GET A TURNOVER! AND YOU GET A TURNOVER!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Evil Matt Roth.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ogles3
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:30 PM CST reply actions
So is that hook not a foul anymore or what?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:31 PM CST reply actions
Archie does
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by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
NBA continuation rule?
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 5:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ARCHIE TIME
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ZELLER!!!!!!! duh.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't terribly mind if Archi decided to put the Jacob Jaaks on Cody Zeller
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
God Zeller is creepy looking...
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM CST reply actions
His blank expression is freaky.
Looking a little Patrick Bateman-y.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OglesLAYUP!!
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions
Damnit Aaron White is a scrappy player
And I love it.
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:34 PM CST via mobile reply actions
AARON WHITE
He may have no soul, but the kid can play some damn hoopyball.
GINGER’D
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that was a fucking weak jump ball call
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:34 PM CST reply actions
WTF BRYCE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well that was better Bryce
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
AARON WHITE IS NOT SORRY
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
DUNK L'ORANGE!
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions
this game is exhausting
but mostly in a good way
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:35 PM CST reply actions
Defense? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' DEFENSE IN THIS GAME.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TIL White should always start
and Basabe needs to sit on the bench
Too many points! This is Fancy Pants basketball
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
He's laying down in the back.
The pace was too much for him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Laying down in the fetal position, and sucking his thumb?
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
He's watching a tape of last year's NCAA title game.
It’s pretty soothing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I bet he watches that disgusting Sparty upset at least twice a week.
Wasn’t the combined score under 80 in that game?
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty close.
It was 40something to 30something.
I felt dirty after that win.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yep
We can run and gun all day. Until this team figures out rebounding and defense, they’re going to lose.
by salparadise23 on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Oglesby
was thinkin touchdown.
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Oglesby
was thinkin touchdown.
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
MENTAL SMARTS: WE DON'T HAZ IT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nice pass Cartwright, he was wide open and you lead him by 7 feet.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions
Can we get Woodbury in February?
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions
Surprised that Fran didn't push harder to bring him in during the January transfer window.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Sioux City East has a deceptively big budget.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're no Matt McDonough, Jordan Hulls.
Gotta work on those acting skills.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions
I'm starting to get why Fran wants to play Cartwright so much
team just can’t play at the same pace without him
Agree.
His pushing it gets him in trouble sometimes, but I like the pace.
I wonder how many Freshman of the Week awards White might have won this year if not for Zeller.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
what?
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions
Zach McCabe says
Get that weak shit outta here.
by McNutterButter on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Cartwright was out of control
but that was a bullshit call
And then Gatens away from the ball?
Refs are trolling
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
This pace is almost too fast for this open thread.
There’s something new happening every 5 seconds.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
How do all their subs look like starters?
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions
zoom zoom
The Indy 500 came a few months early this year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
MATTY ICE
Suck it, Matt Ryan
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Mccabe gets called for the weakest bull shit, and it's never fucking reciprocated,
besides clear charges and even that he gets screwed a lot.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions
WEAK SAUCE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Strait bullshit
FIFY
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 29, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
Cartwright - 5 assists, 5 turnovers
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions
If that was a push-off, I'm the pope.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Does getting an Iowa win today count as your third miracle towards sainthood?
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
Takes a knee
Your Grace
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 29, 2012 5:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Kneel before Ross!
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
From now on,
the banhammer will be known as "being excommunicated.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
8 more points for Indiana and Iowa will have given up 100 over the last two halves.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think you're more likely to get a ZJ from Ed Hightower.
by The Mexican't on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
If you don't know what it is, big man...
You can’t afford it.
Great movie.
by One Night Stanzi on Jan 29, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
REBOUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh for fuck's sake....
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions
I think they felt like they needed to call SOMETHING after all that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
this is incredibly frustrating
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:51 PM CST reply actions
That was the stupidest possession ever.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
50 points in a half.... asjh;adsrjycvsadf
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Defense sucks
45 given up in the 2nd half against Neb and now this.
I think it was 48, actually
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions
We play defense like a Big 12 football team.
by mikjones24 on Jan 29, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
We do wear black shirts.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
I love the Indiana fans booing the foul call
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:52 PM CST reply actions
We're a short team
and what little height we have is pretty damn slow. White has a nice motor running up & down the court, but he doesn’t have quick feet.
As a team
and especially for our big men, we are extraordinarily unathletic
Shouldn't affect boxing out which is our main horrificness.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
only slightly
harder to locate a guy and box them out if you’re slow. But you’re right; there are basic, fundamental things that most 6th grade teams learn that this team doesn’t do.
LOL, Brommer hacked him as hard as he could
and he still dunked and no foul called
Dear Iowa Men's Basketball,
Defense is a huge part of the game. Please.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
Mistake? Passing to Brommer is practically a war crime.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
I really hate this team right now
They could be pretty decent if they just did little shit like box out or rotate. It’s almost more annoying to watch than when we just straight up sucked.
Yep.
Despite many here thinking we are so very un-athletic, I feel like we have the talent to be a mid-tier Big Ten team. And instead, we drop home games to Nebby and get blasted on the road by 30 against decent-to-good teams.
I’m not saying Fran should be fired, but I feel like he (and plenty of players) have under-performed over the last week or ten days.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
FUCK
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Jan 29, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
54-37 Indiana at HT
Iowa’s given up ONE HUNDRED AND TWO points over the last 40 minutes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Too Fran-tic this pace.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 5:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It's over.
Throw in the chair.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok, so let's see:
Bryce has had 1,000 turnovers.
2 rebounds.
And we can’t play defense for shit.
Alrighty then.
Bryce has been fucking terrible this year
Just a million dumb passes and turnovers. I was fine with getting May out of the starting lineup, but I don’t know that he’s a huge upgrade at this point
He gets us down the court the fastest
Which is what Fran wants. But his decisionmaking has just been awful this year.
Geez that doesnt even make sense. I could fucking sprint down the court full speed
but it doesn’t do anybody any good.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Take it up with Fran
I’m not putting the guy on the floor. I just understand why he wants him out there.
The premise
might work, if we could defend or rebound. We can’t.
It seems like there were plenty of times when Dean Oliver or Jeff Horner would jog (not so much walk) the ball up the court.
I’m not sure if Andre Woolridge always ran, or if he could just break ankles whenever he wanted.
I usually advocate for running and gunning, but I’d use more guys with more passing. Don’t rely on a turnover-machine.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Fran needs to start sitting players who don't box out. This is fucking
fundamental shit you learn in 3rd grade.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions
We have to have 5 guys on the court.
That may complicate this plan.
by One Night Stanzi on Jan 29, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
My team is on the court.
/Norman Dale’d
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 AM CST up reply actions
Another fundamental problem:
so few guys actually slide their feet and keep their arms out. Simple things that all junior high teams practice over and over and over that most of our players don’t do.
I think Keno is doing a really good job this halftime.
He is showing some personality. Good job Keno, you are getting better. Just like I knew you would.
22-10 rebounding
is not going to do it
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM CST reply actions
we need those big freshman and the pure PG really really REALLY bad
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM CST reply actions
I wish there was a way to link straight to the Gus Johnson soundboard button for
PUUUUUURE
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
I can't wait until we are good again...
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions
I think there was more defense in the NHL All-Star game than there was in the first half of this game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmm, the one goalie was playing with his back to the shooter
but I’d say this game still has had less defense
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Nothing will ever beat Osgood vs. Roy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2xMXXOw4M
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
I just gome from tOSU
taking Michigan apart
ill take craft and sullinger
you can have the field
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Well....trying to put a happy face on things.
is tough. But, effort good. Game plan for frantic pace worked for awhile, and if not for three headed monster of Elston, Sheehy, and Pritchard would be close.
Guys will be real motivated Feb. 19 for Carver rematch. Fuck that, they are a bad matchup for this squad, too big with too many good shooters, wait’ll next year and focus on gophers.
Iowa could REALLY use Jarryd Cole this year
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM CST reply actions
I'm no expert, but...
@thebstiles IU as many offensive boards as Iowa had rebounds altogether in the first half.
That’s bad, right?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It would actually be ok
If Iowa also had as many offensive boards as Indiana had rebounds altogether.
#NODEFENSIVEREBOUNDING
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
Are you kidding me refs?
Call that but you don’t call the contact against Marble on the other end of the court?
For fuck's sake, Indiana pulls that freaking arm hook move everywhere
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions
With the shoes he has on, from a distance
Fran looks like a really classy professional bowler.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions
over the back for the love of god
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions
dolpj just said iowa wrestling won,,,,,,,
thats a plus
tOSU was touting their win over us
at the hoopy ball game
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Probably regret typing this
but this game actually isn’t over
no, just 12 points
but Iowa would have to make a pretty remarkable change defensively
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
If Elston was in front of me right now
I would have a very hard time not punching him in the face
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions
Hey stupid Android phone, why are you autocorrecting "dunks"?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey, another cheap foul on McCabe!
DRINK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oleseni!
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST reply actions
LOL, "a guy who's still learning the game"
guarding Zeller
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM CST reply actions
Oleseni too slow on the help
makes a ft though!
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Olaseni in the game?
We’re clearly desperate to find someone to guard Zeller.
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
#ALLOFTHEDUNKS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Seriously, fucking hack him if you're going to foul. Please I beg of you.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM CST reply actions
Detroit stlye.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
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It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
OGLES3
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So. Many. Dunks.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
the hawks might as well open a donut shop
wait there is already a chain
dunkin donuts
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
We would be lost without Gatens.
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
aint that right
and i love the charge
god we could use more of his zesto
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Need to get this under 10 with 8 minutes to go.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I hate the name Cody.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hawks show in second half might prevent Fran's brain from exploding
Oleseni and Josh shine, good half for the future!
Hopefully Woodbury can be our Zeller next year.
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
Olaseni is young but he doesnt need to help when Basabe is already helping.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions
he did travel, but made that shot with his left hand
he may be a monster some day
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
I hate everyone in the Big Ten...
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM CST reply actions
There's how much time left???
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
This is the game where you realize that your talent level is completely different from Big Ten teams
And that it’s still a long road to go.
Luckily, Ralph Sampson III is only quality for about 5 minutes
bring on the goofs
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
OK, time to check the record books for all time rebounding futility
they have more offensive than we have total….wonder if that has ever happened? Or what is worst margin ever, must be like 20 by now
I love Fran but his system obviously has a flaw.
A third embarrassing blowout and the loss to Neb leaves me less impressed than I was before.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:38 PM CST via mobile reply actions
pretty much
w/the possible exception of Matt Gatens. maybe.
I don't think it's a "system flaw" per se
but I def think he needs higher caliber players to make it work.
We don't look like a well coached team - defensively.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well, yeah
Especially in the rebounding realm, as their players under the hoop are on average like 3 inches taller.
Rebounding is about position. Not height. Unless you play like a pussy.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
His system didn't get him stuck with no legitimate post players
and bad losses happen to everyone in the Big Ten. It’s frustrating, but I think it’s clear to see that the team could be extremely dangerous with a little experience and a few more players
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by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
you realize that MSU and OSU have blown out a number of teams, right?
They’re what we call “really good”
just a straight up stud......hope he is greedy and goes pro NOW
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions
I don't disagree that he's good
but it’s not like he has done anything terribly difficult today. Nearly all of his points have come from being wide open on the post and dunking. Any 7 footer on earth could do that.
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
double team at mid-court, get the loose ball, and dribble in for a dunk?
not many can do that…quick feet, runs well, good ft shooter, sees the court and makes good passes when doubled, just a straight up stud.
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions
the tOSU kids are saying
sullinger is staying til they win it all
and they will have two more years of craft for sure,,,,
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
We just don't have as many quality players.
"BLOODPUNCH OUT MOFOS!"
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM CST reply actions
For me though it is the fundamentals that are just disgusting.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Coachable fundamentals? We suck on defense. Defense is about attitude and position.
We are constantly out of position.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jan 29, 2012 6:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Rebounding, not helping when you should, helping when you shouldn't,
not passing the ball well, traveling 5 times in a game.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
maybe we could go to a motta clinic
but then again
defense wins championships
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
Eric May
is he still on the team?
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
It appears as though Ogles3 has taken his minutes.
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
Ogles3 is tearing it up today, there are bright spots. Our offense has been pretty solid.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions
Also the other good thing is this is the most talented team we will face the rest of the year
I believe. Not all of these teams will score this many points on us, regardless of our poor defense.
by clay-born to party on Jan 29, 2012 6:50 PM CST reply actions
Illinois and this team again are the 2 left we can't expect to win
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:51 PM CST up reply actions
PSU twice, Nebby, Minny and Wisc at home, but key is 2 w/ jNW
NIT still possible, would be great to see for Matt
by Sky High King on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ogles3:16
Cheering for good teams that are randomly awful [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes, MCFC] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
by Yabbs on Jan 29, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
really like his stroke for a frosh
If he can keep progressing on his fundamentals and get to the point where the game slows down for him, he’ll be a solid #2 in Gator’s image
Same Rules?
Do both teams always play under the same rules? Seems the Hosers get to push of and hand check.
over the fucking back
holy shit that is ridiculous
I didn't invent the black turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
by KilometersDavis on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM CST reply actions
"Blocking out, what is that?"
-Archie
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
Nightie Prayer
Oh please God, give us the players to COME BACK AND KICK THE LIVIN’ SHIT OUT OF IU and MSU.
Like the psalm or something….
Roy Devin Marble to Hosers down the lane dunk:
F—- you jerks.
Why do I hate...
…Tom ‘King Louie’ Crean, and Tom ‘Run it Up’ izzo so much this year?
True
he’s earned it. Hawk fans are never going to be able to express their gratitude to him sticking it out.
to me if there ever was a kid
no matter how much i loved Haluska
Gatens is the eptiomy of what I want to see in Hawk
His heart and soul on the floor doing it
regardless of the coach
regrardless of the score
giving it all
God Bless the Hakws
if we just had more like him
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
by OhioHawk on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
This.
This x100000.
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
by BBoh21 on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
eveyone was pissed at tOSU today
they didnt get to 71
no free fries from McD’s for me
thats ok the store down here doesnt honor the coupoons
my luck
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
This is such a weird team
Wins when they shouldn’t, loses when they shouldn’t
We need more talent – a LOT more talent
But at least they’re not looking nearly as bad losing this year as they did under Lick
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Just got back from Mexico yesterday
Watched the Nebraska game earlier and just watched this game now (had commitments earlier). Damn, shoulda stayed there. We suck at hoopyball. At least you’ll all be happy to know BHGP is available in Mehico, thanks to the interwebs. You just have to feed the monkeys in the wheel to power the computer.
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