Hamsterdam Thinks Jeopardy Has Gotten Awful Kinky
First threesomes, now this?
This ain't your father's Jeopardy. I'm sure a filthy Canadian like Trebek loves it, though.
Anyway, here's your Hamsterdam for the evening (and beyond; feel free to use this for the rest of the weekend). There's live UFC on FX, basketball and hockey on elsewhere. Standard open thread rules apply: no links to illegal online streams, no porn, no religion, no politics, no slurs, no douchebaggery.
Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.
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Pat Barry and his stupid foot wraps laugh at you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Never mind.
Pat Barry is a terrifying man.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'm still in wrestling mode because I'm trying to score this match.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Pat Barry BEAST MODE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This PBP guy is so bad.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And his voice is grating.
This is a nightmare
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
did you know theres a wiki page for donkey punching
thats actually serious?
i dont think i can link to it because of the stick figure gif demonstrating a donkey punch, which is brilliant but probably not ok for bhgp
Yeah, not so much.
But that .gif is amazing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I went to look that up.
The gif is something else.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 21, 2012 8:45 AM CST up reply actions
PINK SLIPS BE COMIN'
RT @ScottEnyeart: TE Nate Iese is commitment No. 28 for UCLA. Bruins have 68 scholarship players on roster, meaning only room to sign 17.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Any of those SoCal guys want to move to the Midwest?
Jobs available! PT likely!
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 20, 2012 8:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
lol, how does this even happen?
so what will UCLA even do, just tell 11 of these kids “tough luck, shoulda checked ESPN”
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
More likely,
they’ll be telling plenty of current players to GTFO.
Little Mora really got off to a rough start with the current squad.
Bruin fans will, in October, be yearning for this past season.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
i saw something
about ucla coaches withholding food vouchers for some players as punishment
really fucked up
really? thats gotta be illegal
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
It was
because some of those players skipped some practices during finals week, I think.
And yes, a very shitty thing to do.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
what the fuck kind of punishment is that?
just make them run like every other coach does, or keep them out of the games if they are starters. no need to deny them food.
what a shitty human being,
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Allegedly, paperwork was part of the problem.
But yes, I’d bet Little Jimmy Mora could be a big a-hole.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
His dad always seemed like such a people person.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LOL

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
That's just fucking wrong.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is shady
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 20, 2012 8:36 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
"HD"?
What a lame KO.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
er nickname.
The KO was nice.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
they are running out of good nicknames
one of the guys in the flyweight tournament is called Ian “Uncle Creepy” McCall
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
I guess.
But there’s no need for a nickname when you let your fighting do all the work. Just look at Jose Aldo.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
its all about the Tebowing now
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
He should have been BATMANING.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Or Batwinging
Though Dana may have been upset about that.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
have any interviews ever been completly polite?
now my opponent thinks he is better than me………and he totally is. better wrestler, better striker, more experianced. personally i dont think i should even be in this match. Can i quit now?……..no? fuck.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions
So Minnesota has new unis -- again.
http://eye-on-collegefootball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/34482001
They look fairly inoffensive, really. I like the matte helmet a lot.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i like those
they dont wow me, but its deffinatly in the top half of the division one schools when it comes to looks for me.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
The helmet is fantastic.
Everything else was safe, so they work.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Jurassic Park on AMC
Dammit, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences
by the notorious r.d.m. on Jan 20, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions
lol, what was up with that pose?
by the UFC fighter? that was weird
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Being under 21 sucks
especially when all of your friends are going to FAC and the bars for the night
My first thought was wtf?!? Just go
Then, sadly, I remembered IC is different now.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
You could easily still go to FAC
Unless Friday night classes are a big thing at UI now. When you get kicked out at 10pm, find a sweet house party. Can’t be worse than SpoCo or some such.
by Luke Recker No-Look Pass on Jan 21, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Funny
I played the above video and my wife heard it and wanted to know “is that for realz?”. Subtract the z and it’s a true story.
Sure Lisa, some magical animal.
anyone know when the ultimate fighter 15 is?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
I thought they were still filming.
Probably not far off, though.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
I thought they were doing this season "live" somehow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ooooh, that's right.
Then it must be really soon.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
Debuts March 9.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's further out than I expected.
How long has it been since Faber had his last fight?
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Faber choked out Bowles at UFC 139 in late November.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I must say,
when I saw the wrestling post got nearly 500 comments, I did not think it was because the Hawks got massacred by the Buckeyes.
Gah!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Gotta root for the purple trunks guy
Since the other dude has a fucking terrible giant back tattoo.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
We really need to make an AIRBHG shirt.
Make some bones off that son of a bitch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Also, I know Rittenberg reads us.
It’s my understanding that he’s not really allowed to link to blogs anymore, outside of a few circumstances.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's strange.
Did he also have to remove BHGP from his blogroll?
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
No.
He still has an extensive blogroll. He just doesn’t link to blogs anymore (not just us). I think he can if we break news, but otherwise… not so much.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ESPN.
Worldwide leader in tyrannical management practices. Except for, you know, like discouraging sexual harassment.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
That was his plan
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 20, 2012 8:54 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I think the Gazoo has a similar practice, unfortunately.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It probably makes sense,
just for the avoidance of possible plagiarism/copyright infringement issues.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
It's chickenshit nonsense from old guard media companies that hate change and want to cling to old business models.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Okay, then.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
He's got a point.
Newspapers are dying and have shown that they need to move to the web, but trying to block out blogs is uncool, and will also, eventually, hurt old media. Without blogs linking to the old media their sites will eventually shrivel. If the old guys aren’t sharing links, the blogs have no reason to do so either.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Well, blogs do because old media outlets still break a lot of news.
And have more access than blogs.
But gradually those things are changing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Right. They'll live for a while, until blogs start making connections and gathering sources.
Some of the blogs for major league teams have already established themselves well enough that they can probably live without old media. As bloggers start to get jobs like Jacobi’s, they may help their old pals make connections as well. The papers will have to learn to play nice if they want to stay open.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough.
As long as they realize they need to make the vast majority of the money through advertising, because I don’t see myself paying to read online newspapers.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Also, ESPN has a Stanford FB blog?
WHY?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Money, money, money, money.
Money!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Who is going to give a fuck about Stanford football in three months?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You realize I'm just replying to you, not trying to start arguments, right?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
No, I'm clueless.
Seriously, how is a Stanford blog going to make them money in three months? Who will care about that program when Andrew Luck is on an NFL team?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You don't think there are wealthy, possibly influential alumni
that might care?
Or even transplants to the Bay Area that might start following Stanford football while it is in some glory years?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Are those wealthy alumni hiring thousands of people to click on the Stanford blog articles constantly?
I think it makes zero sense to start a solo team blog for about forty other schools. Like, oh, Texas. Or USC. Or Oregon. Or Oklahoma. Or Ohio State. Or Florida. Or Alabama. Or LSU.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, maybe they are trying to move in on the
huge money that you SBNation guys make.
/Seriously, I read BHGP way more than ESPN anymore, and I used to read ESPN quite a bit. Perhaps they are trying to do something similar, albeit they’ll fail to provide your guys’ humor.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
That would make some sense.
Choosing Stanford now makes much less sense to me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You're correct that they should
probably start with more traditional football powers. But so many of those already have several internet sites devoted to them.
I’d think it would kinda suck to be the 6th or 7th Gator Blog.
Maybe Stanford promised to give them some extra access or mentions or something.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
They could probably buy out a lot of established blogs.
I’m sure a lot of bloggers would like to, you know, make money just being bloggers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Great point.
I always figured you, Vint, Jacobi, and others got at least a little cash from SBNation.
I’ll admit that I also figured it wasn’t big money.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
we make some money from sbn
But BHGP is definitely not my full time job.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2012 9:33 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, I knew that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
CHIZIK NICKELS!
Nah, just joshing. You probably get just enough to keep that minnesota build intact.
/Again, joking.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 21, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
Just by way of perspective
Minnesota traveled to Ithaca on a Friday in November and dropped a 21-16 hard-fought defeat:
125: No. 2 Zach Sanders (Minnesota) dec. No. 8 Frank Perrelli, 6-3
133: No. 7 David Thorn (Minnesota) win by fall No. 18 Joe Stanzione (Cornell), 2:25
141: No. 17 Mike Nevinger (Cornell) dec. No. 10 Nick Dardanes (Minnesota), 9-6
149: No. 17 Craig Eifert (Cornell) dec. No. 6 Dylan Ness (Minnesota), 10-7
157: No. 1 Kyle Dake (Cornell) dec. No. 8 Jake Deitchler (Minnesota), 5-0
165: No. 8 Cody Yohn (Minnesota) dec. No. 17 Marshall Peppelman (Cornell), 5-3
174: Billy George (Cornell) dec. Alec Ortiz (Minnesota), 6-1
184: No. 4 Steve Bosak (Cornell) dec. No. 6 Kevin Steinhaus (Minnesota), 8-2
197: No. 1 Cam Simaz (Cornell) win by fall No. 2 Sonny Yohn (Minnesota), 6:46
Hwt: No. 4 Tony Nelson (Minnesota) maj. dec. Jace Bennett (Cornell), 15-5
They then traveled along to State College and doled out some of their own return beat, 23-14:
125: #2 Zach Sanders MINN dec. #18 Nico Megaludis PSU, 6-2
133: #7 David Thorn MINN maj. dec. Derek Reber PSU, 14-5
141: #10 Nick Dardanes MINN maj. dec. Sam Sherlock PSU, 19-6
149: #1 Frank Molinaro PSU dec. #5 Dylan Ness MINN, 16-10
157: #9 Jake Deitchler MINN dec. #11 Dylan Alton PSU, 9-4
165: #1 David Taylor PSU tech. fall #8 Cody Yohn MINN, 16-1 (TF; 4:29)
174: #2 Ed Ruth PSU pinned Alec Ortiz MINN, 2:48
184: #6 Kevin Steinhaus MINN dec. #1 Quentin Wright PSU, 6-1
197: #2 Sonny Yohn PSU dec. #10 Morgan McIntosh PSU, 4-3
285: #3 Tony Nelson MINN dec. #4 Cameron Wade PSU, 5-0
jtothetweet
They don't even bind feet in China anymore, mostly.
i dont want to remember wrestling exists until sunday
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Fair enough
What are you drinking tonight?
jtothetweet
They don't even bind feet in China anymore, mostly.
nothing
my college is in a dry county, and there is no greater hell
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Bummer
Best of luck with this month’s meth batch then!
jtothetweet
They don't even bind feet in China anymore, mostly.
where do you think i live? Missouri?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Where you at again?
Kentucky? Kansas? Utah?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
North Carolina
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
UNC, or a different school?
/Sorry if I sound stalker-y, but I’m actually interested in what parts of UNC would be “dry.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
lol. no problem
its a small no name school named UNC-Pembroke. its one of those very southern counties, and its actually the poorest county in the state. it looks like it too, so not having alcohol is probably a good thing in the long run.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Cool.
Good info.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
I'm vaguely suprised it's the poorest in the state
As I’m out in BFE Jackson County (woo-hoo! WCU represent!), and I’d assume one of the ones up here in the mountains was. But maybe the vacationers have enough tentacles to bring up the figures.
We’re having the "sell alcohol in unincorporated areas (ie, Cullowhee) in a couple of months.
Thanks for the pep talk.
Ramos and Marion losing is disappointing, but not that surprising for me. The Stiebers, annoying preppy twats that they may be, are good wrestlers. Even the DSJ loss isn’t that shocking given how much pain he appeared to be in.
The Evans loss is the most frustrating. He should have crushed that punk.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, fuck them, tho, I'm with you.
And I love how much you rocked the pommy lingo tonight. They’re good as shit, but easy to hate. AND, I think we’ve both got young dudes comin in who can be coached to unseat their douchery. I dunno, tho….we’re very weak there for now….Ramos learning and rebounding may be our only hope.
As for those upperweights, and brutus’s juggling… Brands had em worn out on purpose, it seems to me. (from the deep context of reading y’alls threads).
jtothetweet
They don't even bind feet in China anymore, mostly.
I certainly hope they trained through this dual.
Otherwise they just didn’t even bother showing up to wrestle, which is depressing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Get another fucking song, FOX.
They use the same shit for NFL, CFB, EPL, and UFC. It’s stupid.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Gah, even more overuse of that same damn tune.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
did you know gus johnson
does pac 12 basketball games for the regional fox sports, in addition to all the btn basketball games?
dude is everywhere
Ninja Gus!
It makes sense since the Pac 12 plays a lot of games on Thursday/Sunday, which don’t feature much B1G action. Plus, he’s based in LA now, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
last weekend
did NU-michigan state saturday, then usc-ucla sunday
hes everywhere
He likes to go to the finest restaurants.
And then wrestle with the owner/chef.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
Watching TAKEN on FX has to be a little depressing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i watched the celtics lose at home to phoenix tonight
and only score 71 points
that was more than a little depressing
end of an era, was a great little run
woof.
There’s something sad about seeing a good team hang on just a little too long.
The Bulls crushed the Suns into paste the other night without Rose playing a second. Crushed the Cavs tonight too w/o Rose.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I also witnessed the bulls get crushed by the grizzlies on Monday
Rose on the bench hurt them on that one
I watched that. It was sad.
Still if they can win 2/3 of their games with him healing up, that’s pretty good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Shit, Scalabrine got 8 minutes tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i think john shurna
has the potential to be a scalabrine type fan favorite who only plays in garbage time
basically his nba ceiling
That's still making decent money!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
id pay a lot of money
to see the reactions of NBA players when john shurna first walked into the locker room during training camp
and more money when they first saw his shooting motion
rondo was out for boston
which didnt help
im surprised jajuan johnson isnt getting any run. their frontcourt is awful, greg fucking stiemsma is getting major minutes, and johnson still rides the bench. not looking like the best pick.
Weird.
I thought he would be a good pro.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i think the problem is
hes too skinny to defend nba fives and too slow to defend nba fours
Ah, the dreaded tweener role...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TWSS
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 20, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Well then.
"I’m not going to comment on anything beyond where I’ve been so far." - Gary Barta
by SomeJerkPoster on Jan 20, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions
That's entirely SFW, btw.
Just a Google search results page.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
i once saw a porn
where the dude had two penises
it was pretty disturbing
So.
I’ve got two feet.
What’s the big deal?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Um... a little too early for the whole, "I thought he would be..."
For one, there’s a HUGE jump between college and the pros and especially the speed of the B1G compared to the NBA. Take out a training camp, and any rookie will have it tough. In fact, (the vastly underrated*) Jon Leuer is the only B1G rookie getting any burn. I think the difference in game style from the B1G to the NBA is pretty much the same as your average HS to a BCS level program. It’s not a different game, but it’s close.
*he’s white, he played in the B1G, he played at Wisconsin
meh
At some point athletes are just going to stop tweeting.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hope not
How else am I supposed to follow Wayne Rooney’s cartoon-watching habits?
Das Stochern gewinnt.
by Blackheartnopants on Jan 20, 2012 9:10 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Something about his teacher telling him about female sexual fluids,
which, I think, got him expelled from his school and now colleges are discontinuing their recruitment of him.
There was a post on Deadspin about him.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I think there were a whole lot of tweets, most of them quite a bit worse than that
Michigan pulled his scholarship offer. This was the article I saw about it: http://www.chatsports.com/michigan-wolverines/a/Yuri-Wrights-tweets-are-why-Michigan-stopped-recruiting-him-10-2-1807
Comments winner from LandoC:
“lighten up people. he makes a slew of salient points. does anyone really like weed whores? do any of us really trust our mothers? that insight is downright psychological. also, I’m not afraid to declare that I agree that very good pussy does not scratch the itch I have for doom.”
Just a lot of stupid shit.
I’m not sure which outlet saved the screenshots, but there were some really dumb tweets. The kid just didn’t realize that twitter isn’t something that should be used as a stream of consciousness tool so he was constantly talking about wanting to get laid and calling his buddies dick heads.
(Mostly) typical HS stuff, and the timeline was private so he probably thought he was in the clear. Others will learn quickly from his mistakes.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
From what I read (take that as a grain of salt)
His coach made it a policy that nobody on the team could have twitter and repeatedly told him to shut his site down.
But as you said, typical HS stuff
Strait bullshit.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
If I had twitter when I was in HS I'd have purged the account and started over too.
Hell, I nearly did just that when Facebook launched timeline. I didn’t give a shit what showed up on FB between ‘05-’08.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Anyone ever bought any shirts from Threadless?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
does that Neer guy have his name tattooed across his back?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions
OMG wrestling. Me sad.
Also, the first season of The Shield is of very poor quality. But the overall story is interesting.
meh
Yeah,
The Shield was pretty interesting. But definitely different, and over-acted at times.
The story-lines only get weirder and more topsy-turvy from there. Not quite as bad as Rescue Me, but slightly like that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
Either Jim Irsay is getting the pain out of the way early,
or he’s going full-retard.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
sigh
the sports bar I’m in won’t put on ufc
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2012 9:41 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
apparently gopher hockey postgame is more important
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
he lasted 3ish minutes
almost won too a couple of times, but Jim got his back and that was that
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Melvin looks devistated too
he was dominating until he got submitted too.
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by justsomehawkeyefan on Jan 20, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
that sounds like almost every melvin fight ever
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
or every melvin loss anyway
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jan 20, 2012 9:48 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah.
If he stays smart and doesn’t throw a flying knee, he probably gets the KO before the first 5 minutes are up. Inability to maintain discipline is always his downfall.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
That's unfortunate.
The fight went as expected. Guillard was the better fighter on his feet and then made a poor decision that resulted in him trying to defend submissions. Letting this fight get to the ground was instant death for Melvin.
by The Mexican't on Jan 20, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
So does anyone know when they'll announce the open DC position?
I know it will probably be Pp but I just want it to be announced. The posting closed a couple days ago right?
I said I have a DRINKING PROBLEM!!
by bornofclay on Jan 20, 2012 9:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Damn, thought it had closed already.
Thanks, though.
I said I have a DRINKING PROBLEM!!
by bornofclay on Jan 20, 2012 9:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Will somebody please
explain to me how in the hell Janko Tipsarevic has gotten to be ranked #9 in the world?
Does losing to OSU mean we're going to destroy PSU Sunday?
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Jan 20, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions
Yes.
We only lose in wrestling to OSU’s.
Jim Zalesky (at Oregon State) is desperately trying to schedule us.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Does
Oswego State University have a wrestling team?
by 99FormationsButFourWideAin'tOne on Jan 20, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
The one in New York does.
http://athletics.oswego.edu/index.aspx?tab=wrestling&path=wrestling
Not D-1, though.
http://athletics.oswego.edu/schedule.aspx?path=wrestling
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 20, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Great performances at the Met on IPTV
Yep, this is what it’s come to.
by mikjones24 on Jan 20, 2012 10:20 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Well, the Ferentz coaching tree
just got a boost.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
I worked late last night and just woke up...
soooooooooooooooo what the f*%# happened last night?? (regards to wrestling of course)
Glimpsed an Iowa helmet
in a Senior Bowl commercial, paused it & tried to figure out who it was but couldn’t. Here’s what I was able to see:
*Last name starts with a C, possibly followed by an H (Chandler the TE, maybe?)
*Caucasian
*Two digit # starting with an 8 (no clue if they get to wear their regular # during these games)
*Seems to be on the line but too close to see if offense or defense
Thoughts?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
For this year's Senior Bowl,
I think McNutt and Daniels are our participants. And Prater and Zuzevics will be in the East-West Shrine Game.
It does appear that Scott Chandler wore #87 in the 07 Senior Bowl:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/SCOTT-CHANDLER-2007-SENIOR-BOWL-IOWA-HAWKEYES-BILLS-RC-/330589121886
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 21, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN is reporting that Joe Paterno is in "serious" condition
and may only have days to live.
http://www.nj.com/collegefootball/index.ssf/2012/01/joe_paterno_penn_state_legend.html
Oh yeah, and Jim Tressel interviews for the Colts’ head coaching job.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Prayers to the Paterno family.
Twitterz: @EnergizerHawk
by EnergizerHawk on Jan 21, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh lord.
Now Deadspin’s going after Jacobi because of the confusion from earlier tonight.
http://deadspin.com/5878184/reports-joe-paterno-has-died-still-alive-at-85-%5Bupdate%5D
In fairness, several websites/other media were reporting the same before or while CBS was saying it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jan 21, 2012 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
And now, Joe Paterno has passed away.
Best wishes and prayers to his family, friends, players, and PSU fans.
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
God Bless You Joe
I have survived, through today
you frailed to share my luck
I know what cancer can do to a man
May you rest in peace
Her noblesse exceeded her oblige
by OhioHawk on Jan 21, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
I always figured Chip Kelly was kind of a douche.
I just didn’t realize he was a complete mercenary douche.
http://www.kgw.com/sports/UO-coach-Kelly-talking-to-Bucaneers-137862123.html
http://www.bucsnation.com/2012/1/22/2726301/chip-kelly-head-coach-tampa-bay-buccaneers
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I don't know why him leaving for an NFL job is that douchey?
by clay-born to party on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
Well, they sort of retired Belotti to give Kelly the Oregon job.
It would be like if Bielema had bailed on Wisky after three years.
Or if Gene Chizik had left Iowa State after only a couple of years. Wait…
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by WaterlooChazz on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
He took them to two Rose Bowls (won one) and a National Championship Game.
I think they would have gotten a pretty good return on their Chip Kelly investment if he had ended up leaving for the NFL. (Which it sounds like he’s NOT going to do now.)
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