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Happy New Year From BHGP

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2011 was not exactly a banner year for Iowa sports, though some suffered more than others. The football program began the year with the ugly specter of the rhabdomyolysis scandal hanging over it, as thirteen players were hospitalized for a terrible reaction to an off-season workout. The incident -- and the athletic department's ham-handed handling of it -- led to thousands of jokes and quips and dozens (if not hundreds) of columns and posts excoriating Ferentz, Barta, the coaches, and the administration for the incident and the way they handled it publicly. (As it turned out, this was merely the tip of the iceberg when it came to the staggering amount of scandals and bad publicity that fell upon college football in general in 2011.)

The football program ended the year with a dispiriting loss to Oklahoma in the Insight Bowl that featured several of the hallmarks of Iowa losses in recent years: an ineffectual offense, a defense that wears down, and a staff that struggles to turn a game around when things are going badly. In-between the football team went 7-5, lost to a bad Minnesota team for the second straight year, lost to Iowa State and Nebraska, and finished in the middle of the pack in the Big Ten's new Leaders division. The only rival Iowa beat was, of course, Our Most Hated Rival. And when one of your season highlights is beating a 6-6 Northwestern team... well, it's safe to say it hasn't been a great year. To say nothing of the off-field issues that gobbled up still more players and the ongoing predations of AIRBHG.

Unfortunately, the football team was far from the only Iowa team that endured a disappointing 2011 campaign. The basketball team began the year by losing a heartbreaker at home to Ohio State, went on to lose 12 of their remaining 16 league games and suffered a first round exit in the Big Ten Tournament for the fifth straight year on their way to an 11-20 season, their fourth straight losing season, one of the longest sustained runs of futility in the history of Iowa basketball. On the bright side, they ended the year with an unlikely and exhilarating 72-65 win over #11 Wisconsin in the Kohl Center (where no road teams win), had a thoroughly satisfying 72-52 beatdown of Michigan State last year, knocked off #6 Purdue in last year's regular season finale, and Fran beat Roy Williams and North Carolina for a coveted recruit on his way to assembling what appears to be a gangbusters recruiting class. We might not be able to "get mad" yet this spring, but at least there's hope in the air as we endure more losses.

Nor was the mighty wrestling team spared disappointment in 2011. After winning three consecutive Big Ten and NCAA championships, they came up short in their quest for fourpeats in 2011: they lost the Big Tens to Penn State by a single point and finished third (behind Penn State and Cornell) at the NCAAs. Even the team's 2011 highlight -- maintaining the incredible dual meet streak without a loss -- was tainted somewhat by a draw with Oklahoma State last January, as it turned the winning streak into an "unbeaten" streak instead. Even the women were not immune to the disappointment bug: the women's basketball team made the NCAA tournament (yay!) but got bounced in the first round (boo!) and there were no stirring NCAA Tournament runs by the soccer, softball, or field hockey teams, either. It was, all told, an eminently forgettable year for Hawkeye sports.

Even if it was a down year for Iowa, it was still a pretty good year at BHGP. While circumstances reduced the contributions we got from Adam, Hayden Fry's Mustache Ride, and StoopsMyAss, we got peerless contributions from Horace and excellent aid in the news and humor departments from our newest contributors, PSD and hawk6894. I don't know what 2012 will bring (hopefully more Iowa wins in all sports, since writing about winning teams is a hell of a lot more fun than writing about losing teams; better for page views, too), but BHGP will do our best to cover it all with the same level of insight, irreverence, and downright insanity that's become our trademark.

Happy New Year.

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Happy New Year everybody

This community is the best in all of the interwebz, and it is one of the only reasons why I have remained sane in this shitty football year.

Cheers!

Persona non grata.

by ninerhawk on Jan 1, 2012 10:55 AM CST reply actions  

2012 resolution:

I will help plan a manned space journey to the moon to watch the Iowa men’ basketball team take on Purdue (it is their home court after all).

Hope everyone stayed safe. Happy New Year and Go Hawks!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jan 1, 2012 11:03 AM CST reply actions  

Happy New Year everyone!

As Ross points out I’ve had to reduce my contributions here at BHGP over the course of this season and mercifully for everyone, 2012 will see far fewer of my rants. BHGP is in great hands as we all know, and I wish everyone a prosperous and happy New Year!

2012 Resolutions:
- Will not to mention “DJK” more than a dozen times, here or anywhere.
- More cowbell, less cow tipping.
- See Citizen Cane at least once and Lost In America at least 10 times (well, at the very least the Nest Egg scene).
- Finally sell, give away, or throw out my hotel soap collection.
- Build a cedar closet for my sweater collection.
- Buy and use a monocular.
- Attend a Yankee game and heckle fearlessly.
- Switch to briefs (I prefer not to say what I am switching from though).
- Spend less time on the internet and more time on the treadmill.
- Spend less time lying to myself.

Happy happy!

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Jan 1, 2012 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Citizen Kane

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jan 2, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Get well soon!

Das Stochern gewinnt.

by Blackheartnopants on Jan 1, 2012 1:11 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Merry New Year!!!

I just realized how much the UI owes this site for my return to superfandom of all things Iowa. I can honestly say that I really doubt I ever would’ve considered getting season football tickets after all these years had I not also developed a BHGP obsession.

Mad props to the creators of, contributors to & commentors on BHGP. May 2012 find you all happy & healthy. Go Hawkeyes!!!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jan 1, 2012 1:43 PM CST reply actions  

Happy New Year, everyone

A very special thanks to the editors/writers/authors/managers of this fine site. It’s easy to understand that life got in the way for some of my favorite authors, and I’m eternally grateful that several excellent writers have stepped right in and kept the Iowa Sports/Batshit Insanity train rolling along at top speed. And it’s been said before, but an especially big thanks to Ross for guiding and putting up with the commentariat.

Best site on the internet, hands down. Much love, BHGP.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jan 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST reply actions  

Happy New Year, my black-hearted friends.

In this most forgettable of years, I never went more than a few days without checking in, and reading and thinking and laughing about my favorite team. I’m awed by the humor, the perspective, the passion, the caring, and the eloquence I see regularly at BHGP, from writers and commenters alike. It’s not exaggeration to say that I’m a better Hawkeye thanks to you fine people.

Here’s to 2012, may it be a great year for us all and for all our beloved Iowa athletes, coaches, and teams. Also, what about expanding the coverage of the swim teams?

by The Naked Bootleg on Jan 1, 2012 2:31 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions   2 recs

Happy New Year, everybody

I can’t say much that hasn’t been said, but Naked Bootleg nailed it. Through a down year, this site made me both proud and ecstatic to be a Hawkeye, and damn it if I can avoid it for more than a week. Ross, you deserve props, nay, a damn medal for how much you’ve written and moderated the commentariat here. The emergence of the Statistical In-Ferentz, FranGraphs, and the continuation and consistency of the excellent opinion writing and absolute, unrestrained insanity of the staff and BHGProletarians have made even the worst parts of 2011 (Iowa-related and otherwise) bearable and even enjoyable. So, in this new year, let us remain even as the men, women, and coaches of Iowa athletics move on, stars emerge and athletes stagnate, and the world keeps turning, oblivious to the ticking clock in the heads of millions of fans, counting down to September, 2012.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars...

by hkobb7 on Jan 1, 2012 4:15 PM CST reply actions  

Happy New Year everyone.

Thank you to the writers and commentors for another year of great writing and discussion I resolve to keep a document of the greatest comments of the year and share them with everyone a year from this time. There were some amazing posts that need to be remembered for their hilarity.

"Woody Orne with the one-handed grab!"

by One_ill_KevinJ on Jan 1, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

Happy New Years, everyone.

I can’t count how many times this site provided me with just the kind of pick-me-up I needed, to get through a lousy day, a lousy season, or a lousy year. On top of that, this site actually does amazing at keeping up with news and delivering it in a humorous, yet insightful way. The work that all the writers/managers/other important people do to contribute to this site is greatly appreciated by the myself and others. Thank you.

Thank you, also, to my fellow readers/posters for being, well, just as hilarious/insightful.

I hope everyone has a fantastic and prosperous new year.

GO IOWA AWESOME!

I said I have a DRINKING PROBLEM!!

by bornofclay on Jan 1, 2012 4:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Happy new year from YMHR

This is about the one time of year we can publicly admit you folks are funny, interesting, and well worth stopping by once a day, and maybe even riffing on your wonderful absurdism/knowledge/eclecticism to develop our own in-jokes.

Or we can just pretend it’s a contest and be sure we were nicer to you than you were to us during this holiday season and go back to being Most Hated Rivals.

by Beavis Beefcake on Jan 1, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks BHGP

After just a year or so following the site I am so impressed with the depth of the analysis you provide on everything. Smart people that give a shit and aren’t afraid to question what needs questioning. It puts the paid media to shame. Please renew my subscription for 2012.

by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Jan 1, 2012 8:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

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