BHGPODCAST 65: Frank The Tank! YEEEEE-HAW!

by Adam Jacobi on Sep 29, 2011 2:35 PM CDT in Iowa Hawkeyes Football

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BHGP Podcast Number 65 Retirement Age Look At Our 65-Year-Old Wrinkly Balls Of Retirement is finally uploaded and ready to do the rocking. We're joined by @frankthetank111 of Frank The Tank's Slant, and do not let the "random internet bro" nature of either of those names fool you -- Frank is and has been for the last 18 months the single best source of information on conference realignment. Realignment is special, because it's essentially big business being conducted by homer fans with way too much influence, and if that sounds like a terrible idea, it is, so as with all terrible ideas, it's best to have a lawyer around to talk you through all the different scenarios in play.

This episode was fun. I hope you have fun listening. Eat a poop if you don't have fun listening. Yes, eat one single poop. I don't care whose, that's not the point.

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If Mizzou gets an SEC invite...

… I’ll eat my hat.

/Not poop.
//Doesn’t wear hats.

by Lukateake on Sep 29, 2011 2:46 PM CDT reply actions

Did you hear about the physics prof who will

eat his own boxer shorts on television if the CERN lab’s neutrino experiment (faster than the speed of light) is true/accurate.

"TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET"
-@DanBeebe

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 29, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions

The sheer underwhelming prospect of adding Missouri to the SEC brand

is all that West Virginia is clinging to in order to revive its own weak chances.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Sep 29, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions

Ive been waiting all day for this.

And now that I’m at work, I will still have to wait.

Dammit.

I said I have a DRINKING PROBLEM!!

by bornofclay on Sep 29, 2011 2:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions

WILD CARD BITCHES! YEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!

Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 29, 2011 2:56 PM CDT reply actions

Damn.

Frank raining on my SMU to the B12 daydreams.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 29, 2011 4:01 PM CDT reply actions

By the way

can we get more random bumping of the mic?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Sep 29, 2011 5:14 PM CDT reply actions

Iowa wrestling doesn't actually generate revenue sssshhhh

I mean, uh, GO DAN GABLE IOWA AWESOME RAAAAARRRRRR

by NorseHawk on Sep 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions

…and?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Sep 29, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions

The dude they interviewed said it did

And it seems like lots of people think that it does for some reason.

by NorseHawk on Sep 29, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Iowa wrestling generates the most important kind of capital, elan.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Sep 29, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions

But let's be honest

In 1914 Lorraine, Elan didn’t do crap for the French fighting against German bullets and artillery.

"Who do you think you are? You’re the son-of-a-bitch that sat at that desk over there and fired Johnny Cash. Let it go down in history that you’re the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met." - Merle Haggard

by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions

Turns out the spirit of unrelenting offensive

Works better when the other guy doesn’t have machine guns and artillery. Who knew?

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 29, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Indeed.

Who knew?

by ReadingRambler on Sep 29, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions

It didn’t work too well for them against British longbows in 1415 at Agincourt either, but what kind of a world is it where courageous spirit can’t still be valued and admired.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Sep 30, 2011 6:52 AM CDT up reply actions