Hamsterdam Gets Into Bare-Knuckle Boxing Matches With Wolves
Well, sort of.
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Rewatching the dollars trilogy
thanks to dmgmeg for the inspiration, even if she doesn’t fully appreciate the man with no name.
This is the kind of thing that I wonder about after
According to the first inflation calculator I found and assuming a date of 1870. The 67K in bounties (10k for Indio, 17k for the rest of his men combined and 40k for returning the stolen cash) Manco takes home after For a Few Dollars More is equal to 1.15mil today.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
have fuzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, I fell asleep just THINKING about Clint Eastwood, let alone watching one of his movies.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
whatever
to each their own.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
or trying to be nice to someone who's wrong
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
because you have to choose your battles or else...

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
You are wearing the Wrongpants in this relationship.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nice Wrongpants.
Do they fit as well as those Calvins?
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 21, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Why be nice to someone who's wrong?
So they don’t see the poison dart in the neck coming. You see, I have to wait until they turn their backs cause it takes me forever to line up a shot.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 21, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
For a Few Dollars more isn't even really about him.
It’s really Indio and Mortemer
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
how about Once Upon a Time in the West?
Sergio Leone, but no Eastwood.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
She hates westerns.
I like the Dollars Trilogy a lot. Much more than Once Upon a Time in the West. Way too long. It badly needed an editor.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
it was definitely better the first time I watched it
with Holstein’s commentary
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 21, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So did "Once Upon a Time in America".
Leone had a lot of ideas and couldn’t bear to part with any of them.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 21, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
tell me about it, nearly 4 hours.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 23, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
And Claudia Cardinale.
Yes please.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No, you suck.
Hire Eastern Michigan's coach - whoever that is!
by ReadingRambler on Sep 21, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds interesting
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, wait, wait. It's a trilogy?
I guess I never thought about it.
I have A Fist Full of Dollars on my DVR at the moment is there any point in me watching it if don’t watch them all? If It’s the first one I might as well but if it’s the third one there isn’t any point, right?
by Carfino'sWay on Sep 21, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
it's debatable whether it's actually the same character in each
watch all 3, the order doesn’t matter.
A Fist Full of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
that's the order they came out
if you believe it’s the Eastwood character is the same guy in all three the order is
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions
personally I don't believe it's the same guy
there are common actors besides Eastwood who can’t be the same character, and there’s a different’ personality to each of Eastwood’s “Man with no Name”s.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions
it's called a trilogy because it was the same director, composer and star with some common supporting actors through all 3.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
the non Eastwood actors play quite different characters
and there are differences in the Eastwood characters, but it’s just a debate as to whether it’s the result of character development or they are different men in each.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I knew about the spaghetti westerns but, like Meg, I'm not super into westerns.
I’m trying to expand my horizons.
by Carfino'sWay on Sep 22, 2011 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions
they aren't really straight up westerns
they really subvert the usual morality. The villains are villains, but protagonist(s) aren’t actually good people either.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 22, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Come at me, wolf.
How many wolves get throat punched in that? Setting over/under at 4.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
By the way, if you like "critics'" movies, Drive is fucking unbelievable.
One of the greatest getaway scenes in the movies.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810218714/video/26590602
meh
I liked that scene too. Reminded me a little of the slow-speed chase scene in The Way of the Gun.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you like the movie?
I was blown away. There were some parts where I may have read too much into it, but even so,it was just so non-American. There were what? 4 or 5 car crashes and not one explosion?
meh
Yeah. It was pretty great. So stylized and yet spot on.
And it was non-American. The Director is from Denmark. Check out the Pusher trilogy or Valhalla Rising. He makes films unlike anyone else.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Valhalla Rising. Balls. What a strange, scary, beautiful film
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 21, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree completely.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, I guess you could call it non-American.
the original author was american. lots of american producers. american actors.
I knew the director was Danish; just didn’t know that made it non-american without reference to the style of the movie.
Anyway, Pusher will actually arrive in the mail tomorrow from Netflix. Very excited.
Hugh Jackman is a co-founder of something like the 4th production company and he was whom the movie was originally for. But when Gosling got it, he got the choice of director and chose Refn. What a team.And I love Carey Mulligan.
meh
The book was shit. Guess that's why I was so impressed with the film.
The book was like diarrhea and the film didn’t even need dialogue. Really impressive filmmaking.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely check out Bronson as well.
Tom Hardy. Badass in a badass role.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not a great film but it's a good genre film and I like it. It's got a great re-watchability factor as well.
And scenes like the slow-speed chase took the genre and turned it on its ear.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't hear a movie called slow without thinking of the first 45 minutes of Blue Velvet
you know, the part before the movie plunges into crazyland.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy hell, you are right.
It’s like, by the time Keira Knightley gets rogered against the wall, I was already asleep.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 21, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If they took the word "cunt" out of Bronson there'd be no words at all.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than Bronson?
Well then. Drive, welcome to the top of my must-see list.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a problem. In the last week, I think I've had dreams that have included BHGP twice. Twice!
One of them mixed Hamsterdam and my work, and I think in the other one I had one of those talent-seeking TV show on that I was only kind of listening to, and they said Jacobi was one of the judges. I recall thinking “what a cheap ploy to get more hits on BHGP”. Then I came on here to post that he was on TV, and you all told me that it wasn’t true.
There’s something wrong with me while I sleep…
Or something very RIGHT.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I see the mind control chips
are working nicely. Carry on
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Bare-Knuckle Boxing? Lemme tell you a story about a man named Wade Barrett...
Actually I’ll let you read it yourself. I don’t want to leave a wall-of-text for those who don’t particularly care and the story is so good on it’s own I really don’t want to summarize it.
Wade Barrett is a monster, read it. Also,
TALK ABOUT BARRETT!
(we are!)
MORE!
He may've been good at that
But I hate him on WWE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 21, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome
http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/8071/application-for-sec-membership
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
So an 8:12 drunk on a Wednesday is ok right?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 21, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
yes
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I have your approval.
You’re the most adult person here. So I feel fine.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 21, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a sign of the apocalypse right there.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I was told many years ago
that you never drink alone, because that’s just sad.
But if nobody else is around, you’re always drinking with the Lord.
I was never quite sure if it was wise or blasphemy. It never stopped me from raising a glass, though.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 21, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering you're a college student
(& in Brookings, SD, at that) 8:12 drunk on Wed sounds just about right.
Well done, you. Keep on keepin’ on.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 21, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I just hear that Coker is out this week? It was Twitter, so not sure if serious.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
DAMN YOU AIRBHG!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 21, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
So far it's just Marty Tirrell.
I’d wait for confirmation from some other (better) sources.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
GOOD JOB OUTTA YOU!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
#IBEEBELIEVE
#LETDANSTAY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
SC_DougFarrar
And here’s why DeAngelo Hall is kind of a dumbass. http://t.co/yCAC7bMr
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I miss BETTER OFF TED
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Anybody else watch Modern Family tonight?
Great premiere. IMO, one of the most consistently funny shows out there.
by One Night Stanzi on Sep 21, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Just started it right now.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd episode was much better than the 1st.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Agreed.
The Lilly scenes are awesome.
by One Night Stanzi on Sep 21, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
FREE LILY!
I’m still butthurt that they replaced the original Lily who was the best actor on the show. Her stoicism in the face of the absurdity of her parents was the best.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Spader could resurrect The Office for a few episodes.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I just hope he plays the same character
as he did in “Secretary”. Boy, would that take the series in a different direction.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 21, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Pam
get the black stockings and garters on.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
not this season's Pam
But maybe Kelly. Or Erin, I just forgot what she’s called.Erin, the new secretary.
meh
I didn't watch yet. The first show is always my favorite. Actual fighting.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 21, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
It was great. Just 3 decisions in 16 fights.
I think they only had to show highlights for a handful of fights.
by The Mexican't on Sep 22, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
So earlier I caught part of the Hawk Talk with KF (I think that's what it was) radio show
And I’m pretty sure that, when they were going through all of the horrific bodily harm that has been done to Hawks and ex-Hawk athletes since January, KF said Dan Haier was back practicing (?).
Is that right? Is that possible? Maybe I misheard.
Could we get some verification from MasCasa or somebody?
Also, they said Kyle Spading was at a Chicago Area rehab facility for his paralysis, after getting out of the hospital. For anyone interested.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 21, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
I saw it on Twitter
That he is practicing. I believe MasCasa Tweeted it. If not, someone else reliable did.
I was at the mall tonight and there was a woman that looked to be around my age looking for an outfit to go to the Taylor Swift concert.
A couple things stood out to me.
—When did concerts start requiring new outfits?
—Why do women have to dress alike to go to concerts? Won’t you be sitting with your friends? Shouldn’t you be able to find them because you are sitting with them?
—What 30something women is jacked about going to Taylor Swift? Probably one that is super into Twilight.
I’m very confused by these actions.
I was going to say that the outfits were for picking up guys.
Then I realized you said Taylor Swift concert.
by The Mexican't on Sep 22, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Dressing like you attend Taylor Swift concerts does attract men ... of the TCAP variety
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 22, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
College athletics expansion involves many factors
According to Rutgers. They could teach the snobs at Pitt a thing or two.
Epic rant
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/9/22/2443289/fake-dan-beebe-twitter-rant-transcript
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
excellent
my favorite part was actually this
MISSOURI THROWS MORE PANTIES THAN THE CROWD OF 8TH GRADERS AT A JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT AND YET NOBODY EVER PICKS THEM UP
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 22, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Winners for me were
NOBODY CARES WHAT T. BOONE PICKENS HAS TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING. OKLAHOMA STATE IS KANSAS STATE BUT FURTHER SOUTH IS ALL
AND
BO PELINI HAS DEFINITELY KILLED A MAN BEFORE AND PROBABLY EATEN HIM, AND IF HE DIDN’T CARL DID
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I take it all back:
YOU HAVE TO SING YOUR FIGHT SONG ALONG TO “I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD” AND YOU EXPECT ANYBODY TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
been watching Once Upon a Time in America for half an hour
I’m almost 1/7th of the way through the movie!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair


















