Friday Football Open Thread: Penguins, Bears, and Horned Frogs Oh My!
by RossWB on Sep 2, 2011 7:06 PM CDT
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Football continues to grace us with its presence tonight.
On right now: (17) Michigan State v. Youngstown State (BTN)
7:00pm: (14) TCU v. Baylor (ESPN)
Oh yeah, and it's Iowa Football Eve, too. I hope you're adequately preparing yourself.
If you're new to the open threads, the rules are simple: No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no pornography, no illegal internet streams of the games. Above all else, don't be a jackass and you'll do fine.
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Please god let Iowa have a better first quarter than this tomorrow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"You put de lime in de puppy..."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Sep 2, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Definitely not a Direwolf.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 2, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This gif. starts right AFTER he did the shot of tequila, I assume.
I recognize the reaction.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
TOUCHDOWN BAYLOR
Early season trickeration!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Great return
by TCU. C’mon Baylor you cant follow up a touchdown with that weak shit
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I am thinking that MSU
is going to have a 2010 Iowa season.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Do you hate them
more than Jesse Palmer and Craig James calling a football game, like last night?
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
now think about this
Jesse Palmer, Craig James doing the color and Pam Ward doing the play by play
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
C'MERE PENGUINS!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
Those are some seriously adorable mascots.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Only if the TCU defense continues to no show.
I’m afraid that might not last.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think someone
set the difficulty level down to JV on this game.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Is TCU's new quarterback a ginger like the last one?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Might be a mullet.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
after a summer of baseball
i’m getting really annoyed by the lengths of the commercial breaks
Can we interest you in soccer?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
USA-Costa Rica is dessert tonight.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm at work
Will anyone else be upright by then?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Missed PAT.
Oh, the HOLY FUCKING NUTS factor is strong with this game already.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
BTN announcers are so terrible.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They sound like it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sparty scores. Finally.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LSU-Oregon is "one of the biggest games in years"? Really?
It’s a really good opening week game, but let’s no go crazy here.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm just hoping for as sweet of an ending to that game as we had with the big Week 1 game last year.
Of course, I’m speaking of the Hawkeye flag.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Damn right.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I was pretty knew to The Pants at that point
and when the culprit of that stunt turned out to be a FOTP, I was seriously fucking impressed.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Our tentacles extend everywhere.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That Baylor QB has a cannon. Threw that 40+ yards and OOBs without being able to step into it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
He's a ridiculous athlete.
Really curious to see where he goes in the draft. Is he a senior this year?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
RS Junior
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Ah, so he's probably going pro.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
maybe, but usually to get drafted high at QB coming out early you have to be from a powerhouse school.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I think his freak athleticism may offset that some.
Depends what kind of year he has, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did you all see how big that punter for TCU was?
Holy cow that punter was huge
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
Someday they'll be saying that about Iowa.
Someday.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I know we have a big punter
but not that big
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking that we recently signed a massive punter.
But I can’t find any evidence on the interwebs, am I wrong?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Guthrie
our punter now is a pretty big guy.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Our current punter (Eric Guthrie) is a big dude.
Not really fat, though. Just… a big dude.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Turns out it was a K/P
Connor Kornbrath 6’7 210 lbs from WV. Plus, what a sweet name.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
BIG BOY
http://30fps.mocksession.com/2011/09/02/2011-september-2-20-32-5/
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
exactly
what i was talking about
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Sebastian Janikowski suddenly get an extra year of eligibility?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
He's a possible ginger.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
So Baylor's Stadium
Has this giant tarp they use to cover the south end zone on games when they don’t sell out.
I really fear Iowa State is going to have to get one of these if they bowl in the south endzone.
They should stick a big ol' Walkin' Cy on there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's a determined strut right there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can hear Cy
singing, “these boots were made for walking…”
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does he have thumbs though?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
How else is he supposed to tie his shoes?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Sep 2, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He represents the next stage in avian evolution
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd assumed that would be helmets.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
lol, like the Jags
who need an extension to avoid a blackout of their opener this year.
LOLOL
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Gabbert's mullet would go from cool to ironically cool if they moved from Jax to LA
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
*being considered cool to being considered ironically cool
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Huge, Quickly.
that would maybe keep the Vikings in MPLS
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
that axe commercial just now on espn
pretty sure i just saw a guys junk. not cool.
I got pretty excited by the SOA ad, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
missed that one
also, to me soa is society of actuaries, as i am a huge nerd.
what is it in this case, sons of anarchy tv show?
Butter Fingers!!!
WTG MSU
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
Almost a TD for YSU
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
All right!
I can watch BTN2Go at work :-)
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
"This is how we implode is a fiery ball of bitterness and recriminations?"
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
While we wait for the WRNL site on SBNation to be up...
by CyHawk on Sep 2, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I forgot how awesome that picture is.
Rec’d
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
There's a bunch more over at WRNL
They’re coming to SBNation and I’ve been working on some stuff with them like these posters, but the site is delayed so there’s some more here.
You better smack them (WRNL) around a bit first.
If they try to do a hate week thing (anything as un-funny as the stuff of theirs I’ve seen) over here, ima hafta choke abitch.
Tap their potential. Help them CyHawk, you’re their only hope.
(And so you don’t think I’m being too serious) The “Mess with Texas” poster is a nice start.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
so we think anyone from the B12 comes to the B1G or do they raid the Big East to expand?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
**Throws voice to the back of the room**
“I think we should pick up Iowa State!”
by CyHawk on Sep 2, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nope
enjoy the MAC
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Only because we feel sorry for Indiana
they need to win some BIG games too
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
ty
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I was hoping the Big East would take Indiana and jNW off our hands so we could pick up OU and Okie St (you know, to absorb most of UNL's dickishness... they've been doing it for years- they know the secret).
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
when the big ten expands next
they’ll go for the heavyweights or no one at all
dont really see what adding someone like missouri or pittsburgh accomplishes
As much as it would probably make sense
I really don’t want anything to do with Texas. Hopefully the combination of their new tv deal and their recent decision to let their douche flag fly keep them out.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I would love to see them lose at Indiana
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
if they think the landscape is going to 4, 16 team conferences then it makes sense
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Whoever they get
I demand that they suck at basketball like Nebraska does. We need all the help we can get on that front.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
absolutely
however I am not impressed with MSU defense at all
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
too bad Tressel took a job with Indy
NO FREE TATOOS IF YOU COMMIT PENALTIES!
/jk Tressel doesn’t yell
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
espn girls named steele power rankings
1. samantha steele
distant second: Sage steele
Hey! I like Sage!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
He's way down there on the Steele Power Rankings.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I should ban you just for invoking that bastard's name.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You have to understand
It hurt me most of all.
The year I turn on my beloved Hawkeyes is the year that they could have run the table had it not been for ISU.
That game... still sends me into a dark place.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I was a senior in the HMB for that game
Clarinet, in the first row.
Early into the 4th quarter, at some point, I blacked out in a fit of rage. I don’t remember this, but a couple of my bandmates said I had to be held back from charging the field.
It shames me to this day that I almost had a Woody Hayes moment.
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
On the other hand, you would have been a legend if you'd actually HAD a Woody Hayes moment.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True.
But I’m proud of my degree.
"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry
Hmm, a fair point.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I seemed to have remembered there being a chick on American Gladiators named Steel.
But after a quick glance at Wiki I only have one question, how the fuck was there never an American Gladiator named Steel?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
They were too busy using wack-ass nicknames like TURBO NITRO POWERADE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wooooo
The ESPN sideline eye candy at the TCU game is a moron
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Wow
TD Youngstown State
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
TOUCHDOWN PENGUINS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TD Baylor! Wooooooo!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, Penguins
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think the Penguins
miss Mr. Popper
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Silly YSU.
Everyone knows Penguins can’t make field goals.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
me too
this rule is so freaking stupid
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
throat slash gesture
yeah, the NCAA doesn’t like that one
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Wow, a GIS search for "Samantha Steele" turns up some, uh, interesting pictures.
Especially with SafeSearch turned off.
(NOTE: Not an invitation to post some of those aforementioned pictures.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There are apparently a lot of "Samantha Steeles" out there.
Some of them like to take their clothes off.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
She seems very friendly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If you name your daughter Samantha no point in ever dressing her. Clothes will be a waste of money.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Just ask Tony Danza
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Is Tony Danza
your new 80’s icon?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know about jICON
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The University of Dubuque's most famous alum.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 2, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
But that’s always sound advice.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Umm, no.
I know who Tony Danza is, I’m just not sure what he has to do with broads named Samantha taking their clothes off.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Samantha was his daughter's name on Who's the boss
she was played by alyssa milano
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahh
I wasn’t the world’s biggest Who’s the Boss viewer. But, I watched the shit out of Captain Planet and they’re making a movie.
I could have had 10,000 guesses and not come up with the actor they chose.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Mouse?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Very good actor
Tom Hanks the best and greatest actor
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
BB decided this right after they watched The Wheel at 6 ;)
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Whoa there...let's not get carried away.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He is the best actor
after Castaway, Saving Private Ryan, the Terminal. No one better
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
2 of those 3 are his worst performances. Enough to take the Oscars away.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Terminal and Castaway were both worse than Gump, which was bad.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I still haven't seen Gump (I know, I know...)
But I disagree with your bottom choices, especially Castaway
exactly
there is no other actor who could pull that off. His main co star was a volleyball and a flat volley ball at that.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know, I thought Wilson was the unsung hero of that movie
Very underrated actor, if you ask me
an understated performance, no doubt.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Whoa!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
At first I thought you misspelled that.
Then I reconsidered. Now I am reconsidering my entire worldview. Woah!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
LOL
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I realize that Turner and Hooch set a pretty high standard
but Gump surpassed it. Also, Road to Perdition has to be included in his bottom 3.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
What?
worst performances? C’mon
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
At that time. He's been more terrible since.
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they all can't be great
its like sex, if you don’t have bad sex how do you know when you have good sex?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Christian Bale, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Ed Norton, Dakota Fanning, Richard Jenkins, Daniel Day Lewis, Paul Newman were never bad.
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i am not sure you can use "were"
most of the actors you mentioned are still making movies. They will make some bad movies.
I do disagree with you about Bale and DDL. They just don’t do it for me when it comes to acting. More so Bale than DDL
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You dislike Christian Bale?
Have you seen The Machinist? Or The Fighter? Bale is unreal.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
American Psycho too
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
The same goes with Forrest Gump
Both the fact that I haven’t read/seen it and the fact that reading it supposedly ruins the movie
Usually the way it goes
I haven’t read Moneyball but want to read it before I see it. There always seems to be stuff in the book that gets cut. I want the whole story damn it!!!
Moneyball is fantastic
Michael Lewis is amazing. Need to read more of him, so far only read Moneyball, The Blindside and The Big Short.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I already saw the Blind Side
Can you read a book after seeing the movie? Never done it. What’s the Big Short all about?
the financial crash
sub-prime mortgages and credit default swaps and such.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
the book is way better
I was upset with some of the changes, really minimized the role of the adoptive father in favor of Sanda Bullocks character and totally whitewashed Oher’s fight. He beat the shit out of a teammate for talking about his adoptive mom/sister, not some gangbanger.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
There's plenty of things that still make good movies
Albeit, not as good as the books. Then there’s others that are only good movies if you’ve never read the book.
whatever dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1uUru2ikEs
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Bale may be unreal. Peter Griffin however, just keeps it real.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I just don't like him
I have seen those movies and they were good but, I am just not a fan of him. The same way I am really not a fan of Jude Law or Russell Crow
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Crow is pretty damn good.
That’s just a fact.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Bale's Batman voice is worse than cancer
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I agree with this
But the rest of his Batman, as well as most every role he’s done, were all quite good
The Bat Man has to disguise his voice. Duh.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
"Were" means past tense. I've never traveled to the future to see a movie so that's where I'm comin from.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Forrest Gump was his greatest work.
Also, you have to at least consider Johnny Depp. Fear and Loathing is some pretty damn good acting.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No doubt Jonny is good
i just think that Hanks is very good
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm partial to Ed Norton.
But he’s not done anything great in a bit. Primal Fear is one of my all time faves.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me also add, I think Hanks is good.
But I can’t buy best ever.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I like Ed Norton
Primal Fear, Rounders, American History X very good
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
if I'm allowed to chose someone who has been dead longer than I've been alive
Peter Sellers was amazing.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Please tell me you don't really think they're making a movie
by Xarin on Sep 2, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, goodness
I saw the picture and just assumed. This is way better.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
"Turn off the faucets between usages and recycle your plastics...
…or else I will turn you into a fucking tree"
I heard they actually are considering making a Captain Planet movie.
Which would be fucking awful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What the fuck?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Mona had the best mams!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Odd. The MILF on that show? Not so MILFY.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
GILF, sir.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
No. The grandma was fine. Judith Light? Bleh.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's the boss?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
dear lord
i did the search and saw a naked girl, then realized it was on moderate safe search
safe search off is no joke
it was tastefully posed though
I can see why the moderate filter missed it.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Yep. You're right. Samantha Steele is better.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Baylor might want to try just kicking it out of bounds.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are horrible. Truly.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
That was horrible. Truly.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
baylor
it might be time to stop kicking it to this mccoy guy
isnt that the same route
we ran two years ago to beat them?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
The announcers seem to think that's never happened ever
Didn’t it happen in an Iowa game last year? I seem to remember it at some point
weren't C USA
refs involved with that call?
LOL
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually I think it might've been our game against MSU
I don’t know. I know I’ve seen it before, though, and recently.
still not PF for "giving him the business"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eslz06J9hFw
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
lol
that ref should do standup
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Just me, or does Sparty look like utter dogshit?
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
Might want to check the color on your television
or your dog’s artificial color intake.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Must have gotten a hold of some Hawkeye Tortilla Chips.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
The offense looks fine
considering they’re playing flightless birds.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They look poopy
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
MSU pass defense
is TERRRRRRRRRIBLE
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Nice pass by the penguins
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
Youngstown State appears to be halfway competent.
Not all the way, but not UNLV bad
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Presenting the Jason Berryman trophy for Fulmer Cup excellence:
by CyHawk on Sep 2, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Marvelous.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i still love the firm breastessess on mom
where is in living color when we need it?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
BAYLOR WOO
Robert Griffin III is just here to kill him some frogs.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's those stubby little legs.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Youngstown State has one shitty kicking game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Just a thought at this point.
Bloodpunch said he’s considered it.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
There's not much point to it when the TV deal pays to put in temporary lights now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, they'd probably get a pretty sweet deal from Musco.
Local pals and all.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably, yeah.
But so long as they can get lights for $0…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The article I linked to the other day said that TV picks up the tab for lights.
Not Iowa.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, shit.
I guess I should start reading things. That’s probably why you write here and I just follow you around.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No need. Ross is happy to point out when you missed it.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
My yard needs mowing, too.
HINT, HINT
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Mine doesn't.
It’s all dried and shriveled up. THANK YOU DROUGHT, YOU’RE A FUCKER.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummmm
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
No, he's right.
He paid me and everything.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't spend all those pesos at one taco truck now.
(Actually, there are a couple taco trucks in downtown MPLS I’ve been trying to try…)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TRY HARDER.
Also, I’m thinking I’ll be getting Taco Johns at some point this weekend.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no try. There is do or do not.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Love taco trucks
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Wife DVRs "The Great Food Truck Race"
And every week I just get mad that I can’t eat at the Korilla truck. Korean burritos sound sooooooo good.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
What is a Korean burrito?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Kimchi slaw
Oh my
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, looks awesome, huh?
I need some food.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What if Mexican't really was my gardener, HUH?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
YEAH, WE'RE TOTES NEIGHBORS AND I MOW HIS LAWN WHILE HE PULLS MY WEEDS.
/BTN sideline reporter’d
//twss
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually did pull weeds earlier this week.
It fucking sucked.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fuck that.
I don’t even pull weeds at my own house. I did finally get a PivoTrim adapter for my weed whacker, though. It’s awesome.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it really hack through a chain link fence?
which would piss my neighbor off, it’s his fence.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I don't have any fences to cut down.
It did go to work on a lot of stupid tall weeds though.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I just get tired
of smacking the thing on the ground to get more line. It’s already too much work without that.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I no longer have that issue.
Which is another reason that I love it.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
my wallets in the other room and I want to order one.
What’s your credit card number?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You should start calling the other room
El Segundo
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I would only hire a ginger.
Yes, they’re evil,but as a gardener, they would have to work fast and hard to avoid serious burns on their opaque freckled ginger outer layer.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That's an excellent way to use the ginger's own vile ginger-ness against him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The stereotype
of being a bunch of hard working mother fuckers ain’t all that bad ya know.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
It is so weird to see MSU in mid-season form this early in the season
NOOOO SPARTY!!
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
pengiuons used all their timeouts
or they might have a chance to get a td here
Over/under on TCU/Baylor was 53.
LAWL
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The D is just about to shut things down then. Vegas is never wrong.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I DIDN'T SAY SPECIAL TEAMS
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
even good defenses will have trouble defending short fields
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Even if TCU figures out how to stop RGIII, I haven't seen anything to suggest that Baylor can slow down TCU.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that Iowa kid still at MSU? Barrent?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No, he called it quits
too many injuries, back problems, I think. He’s at MSU but his playing career is over. Before it ever began.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Got-damn, Baylor.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jebus H Christ
When did TCU start playing bad flag football?
SuperFrog took his meth before the game.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've had a fucking long week, and this is a fantastic start to the weekend.
No Pants Friday is in full swing!
WOOOOOO!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Great enthusiasm.
Question: Whiskey or Vodka?
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm, isn't Beam whiskey?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
... bourbon, so yes and no.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Hmm, I never knew there was a difference.
While we’re on the subject, I really enjoy Jim Beam Red Stag, it’s worth checking out.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Whiskey is an umbrella under which you will find bourbon, rye, canadian, and even scotch
Like say red wine (whiskey) can be broken down to merlot, cab, zin, pinot noir…
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Right
but you wouldn’t say that bourbon isn’t a red wine in any way, shape, or form, would you?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Make that Merlot
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Red Stag is an amazing drink with coke/cherry coke
I endorse your above statement.
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
I have Red Stag. And Cherry Coke.
I shall make myself a wonderful drink.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Whichever is closest.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
They're all on the kitchen counter. So.
It’s a dead heat.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Stag it shall be.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
What's the accepted mixing ratio?
I did a 1:3 ratio. Think that’s too much?
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 2, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It's all according to personal taste but if you like it for the long haul, that's a fair pour.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
The fashion faux pas of this whole game
is Gary “3-pack a day voice” Patterson. What a douche.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
His underwear is a Boursin Cheese factory the way he's schvitzing.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
is this announcer high
this is the most obvious go for it ever
"Look at the short field you'll give them"
It’s not like they’ve been able to defend a long field…
yeah its embarrassing
theres enough analysis on the internet these days that people who are getting paid have no excuse to be so ignorant of proper 4th down strategy.
punting on 4th and 4 inside the opponents 40 would be terrible in almost any situation, let alone in a shootout
Drives me insane. Even in games where I do not care. I hate it.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Kirk Ferentz laughs at your silly maths.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
So what's the consensus? Do we want Baylor or TCU to win?
I’m guessing most people will vote Baylor because fuck mid-majors, but I still want to know.
Baylor
Hayden Fry’s school
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What a catch!! for Baylor
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Wait, are you shitting me?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I wouldn't shit you
you’re my favorite terd.
/I’ve never passed that joke up and I probably won’t ever.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
there is this frog
just sitting there enjoying the day
a hawk swoops down and eats him
the frog struggles, finally gets his head out of the hawks ass
he say “damn were up here high”
the hawk says 300 feet
the frog says you wouldn’t shit me would you?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Beautiful
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
christmas for baylor and germany
winter for poland and france,,,,,,,
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Replay wasn't indisputable.
Play wasn’t confirmed, simply stood as called.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Could Baylor be the new team in Texas?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
With that defense? Probably not.
One hell of a fun offense, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TCU might not be very good...
in fact, they’re slow and playing on their heels. They might get exposed this year. Although, maybe Baylor is special offensively.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
By UCONN?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Maybe...Paul Pasquloni
is the shit. That is, if that’s how you spell his name.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
It still upsets me at how stupidly Wisconsin played them last year.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Three straight passes from their own end zone with their
starting TE and WR on the sidelines, after ripping off a 7 yard run. Fucking genius!
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Not me
My sisters beau is from wisco and got her to wear badger shirts. Add in his Super Bowl Packers to the equation and I was rooting for TCU the whole way.
Baylor has some pretty special athletes but that TCU secondary is awful. Not a lot of pressure up front either.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
This is stupid.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Pray they never get on The Longhorn Network, then.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You know, that's something that could work.
Texas leans on Baylor to bundle in their third tier rights, and makes it part of the deal when Houston and SMU join, and suddenly The Longhorn Network is also the Big XII south channel – demand would be high enough that it would get bundled into most basic cable packages in the state of Texas, and that’s where the real BTN money is at.
sparty saves me from baylor
whats wrong with that picture?
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But their defensive line is supposed to be awesome
You know, because they aren’t at all like 2010 Iowa.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Anyone else seeing Oklahoma to leave B12 in 3 days-3 weeks?
“Several Conferences have shown interest…”
I think B10 needs to jump on this
I think we’re heading to 16 team conferences soon… make sure we’re not a have-not.
The number of teams
will not decide the haves or have nots. The quality of those teams will. (Not that OK is bad)
The B1G is, and very much will be, a have.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'd rather have Oklahoma than Syracuse...
or Rutgers, or Pitt, or Cinci, …
If we wait for other conferences to make moves, that’s what we may be left with. That’s my fear.
B1G does not have to add teams
so they have 16, we have 12. If the extra four are meh, who fucking cares. They would just dilute the $$$ pool and that is what this is all about. $$$.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
It matters if
and this is a giant if, this the starting point of a playoff. 12 is great for a championship game and all, but 16 team conferences gets you a 4 or 8 team playoff easily
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Playoffs are a dream
they ain’t gonna happen. The BCS will do a plus one thing. That’s it.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
This guy seems to have a pretty good understanding of the situation
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This
* I wonder if the latest grumblings out of the South Plains are simply a power play by Oklahoma in order to get more concessions from the Big 12 and ESPN.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Also this
* With all the focus on the Big 12, SEC and Pac-12, the Big Ten is eerily quiet.
Behind the scenes, you know Jim Delany is plotting a counter-strike. Chances are, it will be a whopper.
I don’t trust the Delanybot to put names on things. But I do trust him to do everything necessary, up to and including firebombing 2 other conferences to make sure that we come out stronger
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent...excellent...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Release the hounds!
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
I’m a Colts Blogger and didn’t know until he was promoted to head coach.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
So is their offensive coordinator
Or, at least, he has ties to the program.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
BAYLOR WITH THE DEFENSIVE STOP!
WOO
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Should have looked at the chart, Patterson! PUNT when it's 4th down.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
WTF
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Your yellow line sucks balls, ESPN.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
what a very generous spot
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
very glad they reviewed that spot
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoever chalks that yellow line on the field needs to do a better job.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
^this
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Wisconsin is unimpressed
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That was wacky.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Or just wack
Do the young people still say that?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
wacked was a term of disdain
in my old neighborhood on the west side of chi
but it did not refer to self pleasure
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Kendall Wright has a lil' faux-hawk going on up top.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
For those scoring at home Cousins is awful.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I guess the ol saying is true
if you have three RBs, then you have no RBs.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
His mechanics are terrible. Back foot, floaters, double and triple coverage. He's got it all.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm pretty sure you don't have vote
that vote you made last year? School Superintendent.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
county commissioner
and a bad pick
closest the fourth busiest road in the county
for siz weeks with no detour
but my former son in law had a heisman vote
and even though he was an iowa alumn
couldnt get him to vote for banks,,,
ah well,,,
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I work for a bank
you can trust us. Really.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
sure soon i will be trusting lawyers
i couldnt get that high
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Neither does the US Govt
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I have total faith in Brad and Tavian
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish we could open up agains them...annually.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
The Penguins seem like they're wearing down.
Sparty could end up winning by 20+, but that would be a reaaaally deceptive scoreline.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
National TV...yet more disrespect coming their way
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think they could luck since this game is on BTN opposite a hell of a game on ESPN.
But if they play like this going forward, they’ll get exposed (again) in a hurry.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Did anyone else's BTN feed just freeze?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
nope
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
It unfroze in time for commercials, thankfully!
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
"The Baylor Bears just ROARED to a 34-23 halftime lead."
ugh. terrible.
I don’t get the MSU game. What the hell’s going on over there? Cousins looking that bad? No running game?
21-6 Sparty now
They just haven’t looked very sharp. Defense has struggled to get off the field a lot, the offense has been out of sync. Cousins has been inconsistent.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmmm...
MSU is going to start to pull away pretty soon. Don’t think you can hold onto the ball as long as YSU did in the first half and not pay in the second half. But who knows.
Just wanted to say I had Baylor in out Pick em
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
as did I....
was kind of shocked to see only 13% picked them.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
1% picked Tenn State in our pool
WTF? That’s it? Where is the Iowa humility!
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
what was the spread?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I knew that
welcome back to football
(oops)
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
no spread
off the board. so someone thought they would win outright.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I saw a line at 38
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I wish. I believe it was 5dimes.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I would like to hear what Bill Simmons has to say about this
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
- something that no one said
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm sure it involves some night out with his frat buddies
that nobody with their own life and friends could possibly be interested in.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
"Hey. I'm going to tell you about this great time I had."
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
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by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It was good value with the spread
I didn’t anticipate an ass beating
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by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
MSU does realize that this is TACKLE football
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
You guys are missing the point!
Kirk Cousins is such a nice boy!
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Every time I see Nebraska on BTN, I keep thinking "...we've made a terrible mistake."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It still feels... wrong.
Plus the thought of Big Red swarming down on our conference… it’s unsettling.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
when they play in evanston next year
gonna be 60/40 in favor of nebraska fans, best case
It will be whatever it's like when Iowa or Wisco or Ohio State or Michigan come to Ryan, I imagine.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
its the worst for ohio state
those people are insane
I didn't know
“arrogant prickishness” was an actual mental illness.
Learn something new every day.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
elaborating
one year NU’s athletic director was interviewed about the upcoming season, said it was great to see fans camping out in front of the ticket office the night before tickets went on sale
of course, the only people camping out were ohio state fans.
Heh.
There was a story on the local news up here about Nebraska fans buying Minny season tix to get tix for the Minny-Nebby game. They seemed incredulous… they don’t “get” Nebraska at all.
Of course, this is a pro sports town through and through…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If they win the conference this year
it will feel really wrong.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
It will only be the first year or two
somebody tracked down some attendance figures and they don’t even travel well to Ames on a regular basis. The Notre Dame thing was an outlier.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
its gonna take some getting used to
whenever im doing a big ten related post i always forget about them
A query: Where to watch Iowa in DeMo?
I’m going to be in town next week and we’re looking for a spot to watch the game. There will probably only be 4 of us. Ideas?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I dig High Life but the TV sitch is bad, bro
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Ames
where they will be watching it ironically of course.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
If you ask nicely
Maybe they’ll show it on this. They won’t be using it, right?
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's just for college football
so no, they won’t be using it.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Sep 2, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Go ahead and laugh
We play the second hardest schedule in the country. And it’s not just because Iowa’s in our non-con schedule
How can anyone already determine the second hardest schedule?
beside, every ISU schedule is hard. Right?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I believe that
and based on what Baylor is doing, it just got more difficult.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
All games are hard if you're bad. It's relative. But you know all about relatives, being a Clone.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
cant you find if there is an I-club in DM and go where to go to watch the game?
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. But since I'm sitting here with a bunch of Iowa fans I thought someone might have a rec.
Front Row, 3 Bag, and the like are played out.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Do they have a bar in Adventureland?
Get drunk and then go ride the Tornado.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not trying to be a smart ass here
Just a suggestion. As most of us, well me anyway, have not been in Iowa in a really long time.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's casual. I haven't lived there for 2 years and was hoping there was some hip new spot all the cool people are still going to.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
The Lumberyard
The scabies are free!
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"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmm.... scabies
Actually watched a Super Bowl there many years ago and it was pretty awesome. Nice tvs and brought our own drinks. A nice spread.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
He said "nice spread."
/Beavis&Butthead laugh.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
in DSM? If you want hip, new spot with cool people then
go watch the game in South Beach.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Now see
everyone else is being a smart ass, and I was giving you a good idea.
lol
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm unsurprised.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
There's not.
I lived in DM last year and never found any place I really liked and always ended up at the cliche locations you mentioned. Also, the thing about DM is that there will inevitably be ISU fans that show up just to be dicks and root against Iowa.
Wonder if they'll keep it up
when they’re in the MAC.
And I’m not joking about that.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Well,
it is a way longer trip to Ohio, just to be dicks to their fans.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Pat's basement?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
With the Gimp?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Shit, I didn't know HFMR was in town.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DLP OR YOU AINT SHIT
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
GOD DAMMIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT APOSTROPHE DOING?
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
hanging out?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Jinx
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
It tells the reader that an 's' is coming up
Language evolves, yo. Or devolves.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That game was possibly the greatest football game of last season
What was the final score of that game? 150-152?
UR DOIN IT WRONG, TCU
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Arky State's covered against their last two B1G opponents, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So that kicker is probably not Gary Patterson's favorite lil' Horned Frog right now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My first rec of the night. I don't know why.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
One of these days, one of my posts will turn green
One of these days…
by Xarin on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
He smirks just like that asshat that won American Idol
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You will have to be significantly more specific.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
That fucker. I didn't even know he won.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
He kinda looks like
Alfred E Newman
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Conroy misses
Kickers not doing too well, eh? Didn’t Syracuse have a miss or a block at the end of the game yesterday?
Holly Hell is a good catch?
I would like to see a picture of her first, before I pass judgement.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember to enable "safe search" before you head to google on that, brah.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
LOL
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
RG III?
Wasn’t he a contender for the Beijing Olympics in some sprinting events? Actually not that big of a stretch, IIRC
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Sep 2, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Holy Fuck!
Baylor with another great TD
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
RG3 is a fucking Terminator, sent back from the future to annihilate CFB defenses.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
281 and 4 TDs is crazy enough.
I missed the rushing yardage.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
B12 calibre football?
15 ypc just seems competent.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I finally found it.
Last year, Cam Newton lead the country with 10.2 ypa. RG3 has 16.3 ypa in this game. Obviously this number will come down, but that’s still a stupid number.
Just 2 players averaged 10 or more ypa last year, Cam Newton and Kellen Moore. (via)
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at the Mexican't with the mad stats! Stereotype averted.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HAHAHAHAHA
Where is that Kentucky gif from yesterday?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Hi, we're the Baylor Bears.
2011 is the year this decade when we are rather competent.
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TCU
imploding in 3….2….1
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
BUTTAHFINGAHS
And now you have to give the ball back to Griffin. You fucked, TCU
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Seriously, did TCU do ANY tackling drills this offseason?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
they thought that the NFL lockout
applied to them, so no they didn’t
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
They won the ROSE BOWL
They didn’t need to practice.
HELLO MCFLY
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by Flakbait on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I love this game
Fuck TCU
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
OH MY FUCKING GOD
BAYLOR BEARS!!!!
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
OH NO YOU DI'INT!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
whoever brought the bieber sign
needs to be donkey punched
by Loretta8 on Sep 2, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
so. beautiful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Get a screen cap!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Who knew you were supposed to take Baylor in Tecmo SuperBowl?
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That's what Bielema said
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by Flakbait on Sep 2, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nope, that's what everyone said to Bielema.
That’s why you should always trust the card.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
by "card" do you mean menu?
That’s the only card Bielema reads now.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
The card said "ribs" ?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
But not when you’re 2 yards out with an all NFL OLine and the game’s on the line.
much like his fashion sense
he’s a year ahead of everyone
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
RG3 vs Russell Wilson in THUNDERDOME!!!
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Griffin >>>>>>> Wilson
And I like Wilson.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Iowa State @ Baylor, October 8th.
Game is on…whatever video game system you own.
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RG3 has more touchdowns than incompletions. For real.
That’s fucking absurd.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
need tcu to get some TDs
so griffin can keep throwing
Nonsense.
They can keep blowing FGs and letting Baylor throw 45 yard TDs.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Leave Griffin in! pleasepleaseplease More! Kill! Twist the knife!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Its shorter than
RUFuckingkiddingme3
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You keep calling him Robert Griffin III and see who gets their comments in first.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I called him that in the womb!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
When he was an ovum, or when you were an ovum?
The second one is significantly more impressive.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I YELLED IT INTO RG2'S SCROTUM WHEN HE WAS A FETUS
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
How'd you get into RG2's mama's vagina?
Wait. I know the answer.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Gross.
I put a telephone tube in her minge and chatted into her uterus from across the room.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Watson. Come here. I want you.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that there's anything wrong with that
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
The Bombin' Baptist?
The Waco Winger?
Baylor Air?
Maybe RG3 ain’t so bad…
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that first one.
But I’ll probably stick with “Griffin.”
Bear Force 3
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
TCU doing horrible?
Doesn’t change the fact that I want to “get to know” every one of their cheerleaders.
HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
i like seeing volcano (aka GP)
losing his shit
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Oh jeez, I thought it was the fourth quarter
I was thinking, “Why are they acting so slowly and calmly? There’s less than two minutes left!!”
Meanwhile, back in Sparta...
Unless something interesting happens in the final minute, we’re headed to a ‘dominating’ 28-6
So Sparty racked up 7 points in the second half?
not, good.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yes
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I would love a stop here
cause TCU is not kicking it.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Does anyone else
find the “hold up four fingers for the 4th quarter” thing incredibly annoying?
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
Duh.
That’s “4 more TDs for RG3”.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Tonight is the Guy Morriss offense I've been waiting to see.
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Guy Morriss?
He’s the head coach at Texas A&M Commerce. Alma mater of the great Harvey Martin, Wade Wilson and ryjadubya. Art Briles is the head coach at Baylor.
I know this.
I just wanted to make a Guy Morriss joke.
/I should say, I know Briles is the BU coach. I did not know Morriss was at a small school.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OW! MY LEG!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Where's Baylor finding these guys?
Their hoop team is an athletic freakshow too. Are they growing them in test tubes or something?
Dave Bliss went Breaking Bad
and is forcing them to attend BU at gunpoint.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
their basketball coach
is a shady MFer
calipari junior
I wish I could trust Scott Drew,
but I don’t.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't really care how Baylor does the rest of the season
but this gives me hope that they’ll murderkill Texas.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
Would be awesome
if Longhorn Network carried a savage beating of the Longhorns by an “inferior in-state religious school.”
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Forget Texas...
Imagine what they could do to ISU…
Oh, they're going to fuck ISU right in the eye socket.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
OW WHAT THE FUCK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How self-inflicted can ISU get?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
What is this, the prevent offense?
C’mon, Baylor don’t go stupid on us now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, there's still plenty of time for TCU to catch up.
WAS THAT THE PUNTER THAT MADE THE HIT?
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So,
do you think Baylor can keep up the first 3 quarters style play?
Wait...
with offsetting penalties, 1 penalty vs 2 penalties still offset?
He's taking this to the house, of course.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Holy hell, Baylor's coverage units are awful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They hired the Chargers former special teams coach.
(not really but maybe)
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't hire that guy to coach peewee football.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Apparently
they are using the Hawkeye Special Teams Handbook
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Ferentz is, apparently, excited about ST this year...
He never gets excited about anything.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
WHOA ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
late hit after the tackle and a block in back early in the return
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Yeah, you're gonna get flagged for that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Half distance to the goal?
Wow. That is a ridiculous move!
Is that Baylor late-hitter
a transfer from Auburn?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Ixnay on the politics, remember.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Teddy Kennedy disagrees
just sayin
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It's OK if you're a founding father of BHGP.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
For starters, it wasn't a political statement, it was a quote from Thomas Jefferson, who was both a democrat and a republican.
Seriously you guys.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I was definitely just joking. And I enjoyed reading it.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks.
It’s just the picking of nits gets out of hand very quickly.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
intended or not
I interpeted the quote and picture as political. You disagree. I can fuck off and get my own site if I don’t like it. Whatever.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yep! You got me!
I decided to write a post for the first time in years so I could make a political statement. Yep! That’s what I did! All of the words that followed were just part of my facade to get some digs in on… well I’m not really sure who, but you got me! I am a revolutionary!
Seriously, find a cause and care about it as much as you do nit picking.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
After all these years ...
that dog avatar still freaks me the fuck out
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Stains will always be my man.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Flakbait just fucking with you.
At least, I think.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not
and I’m not even saying it was intentional. I’m just saying my initial reaction was that it was political. If the owners are going to say “no politics” when one of us runs up to the line, they should probably be a bit sensitive to it when they do it. Because it’s a GREAT RULE. But it’s on that needs to apply to everybody.
And that’s the last nit I’ll pick.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Well, it was Teddy Kennedy.
And the word “degenerate” was all over the place.
It screamed “jokey-joke” to me.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
If I'm making a political statement, you will hear it. Loud and clear.
What was this alleged statement I made? Do tell.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That Teddy Kennedy would drunkenly gamble
all the Medicare funding, if only he could find a good gambling website?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the joke?
I’ve said way worse Kennedy stuff than that … which I choose to keep to myself.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That may not have been the joke.
I’m pretty tired.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It was not. I liked the quote and the picture was funny.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Just saying, if you go around looking for reasons to be offended you can find it anywhere.
I can go around all night and find things that are offensive in comments. What’s the fucking point?
Jesus (religion) life is too short (anti-dwarf).
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not about being offended
It’s about how this site is all about staying away from the politics until on the front page one of the major political (and ultimately polarizing) figures of the last 40 years is combined with a quote about degenerates. Who he was and whether he was or not is beside the point.You even comment on the possible political implications of it.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
seconded
all in favor say “aye”
Motion carried.
Lets enjoy football
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It should be painfully obvious
that the leaders of BHGP don’t really care what we think, so just lay back and enjoy it.
And yes, we can tolerate it as it was Jebus’s first post in a long damn time, and more him and HEC is exactly what the place needs right now.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a degenerate, there's no debate there.
It’s not like I mentioned that he killed a lady and left her in the icy water to die.
If you honestly believe that was a political statement then email me and we can discuss offline. This is ridiculous during a great game.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard to wank it
with all the political talk around here
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Teddy Roosevelt banged your great-grandmother.
/you’d be honored, right?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Bully!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
I heard he was a “rough rider”
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
These jokes just write themselves, right?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Now we know what he was called the bull moose
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
But did he do the throat slash gesture after the decapitation? Cus there it's appropriate.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
The only thing he didn't do is stand on the top turnbuckle and point to the sky.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
COCONUTS
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The voices in his head said "FINISH HIM"?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sweep the leg
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably a few of them were saying that
The rest, who knows?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I might be late to the party on this, but am I the only one that likes the new in-game graphics for BTN?
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PUT YOUR CHINSTRAP ON!!!
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
the ref looks like he's gonna have a siezure every time he announces a penalty
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Do you all realize
that in 13 hours, we have Hawkeye Football? Are you excited? Are you ready?
god damnit I can’t wait. Not sure I will be able to sleep tonight!
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
I'm gonna be
at a B-day party for an 8 year old. So I don’t have Hawkeye football for about 20 hours
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Ok I won't tell you the score then
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
38-10
was my prediction. I stand by it
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
37-9
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got 38-9
With a missed PAT and a made FG for TTU.
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No, 38-10 was my prediction.
You probably stole it because you know I have a brilliant football mind.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 3, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Great
Now I can’t watch the game if I know the score. Thanks for nothing.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Be sure to drink 2 bottles of wine and threaten a child for taking the cupcake you wanted.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I almost punched him in the face once
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
On accident
a near Wii bowling mishap. I would have leveled him.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Sad.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It would have been
Everybody but him about shit. He didn’t even noticed.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
If the 8-year old is not your spawn, that's a big loss for you.
And if it is your spawn, you should have him/her properly brain-washed into wanting to watch the Hawks.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
If it were my kid
I’d watch the game. It’s the better half’s nephew. No choice in this.
(my kid would have a party in the afternoon. give me some credit)
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I can't remember where you live,
but I’m nearly sure this scenario is the reason that God built the slingbox.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Chicago burbs
I’ll be near Peoria. And I bought a 52 inch TV to go with that DVR for a reason.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
A Saturday trip to Peoria that doesn't involve sports.
That sounds…horrible. Just horrible.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Not Peoria
NEAR Peoria. So it’s only nearly as bad.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
So, Peoria with more cornfields?
This story keeps getting worse and worse.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Last year
we were target shooting in the back yard, then chased each other around with some airsoft guns for awhile.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Pro gun, eh? Easy on the NRA stuff. Thank you.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Friends don't let friends
drink and blog
LOL
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, OK.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
What's wrong with Peoria? You have a problem with their democratic mayor, eh?
Watch the political talk.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a problem with their buffet
that featured an old man hacking in the mac and cheese.
And I wish I were joking about that.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
baylor has no business sitting on a lead
they can’t stop anything
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Enough with the limping. Drink a fucking juice box, ya cunt.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Someone get Pachall some Gatorade for his vagina.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
by dmbmeg on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pickle juice will work faster.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that's just the right choice anytime.
Not just when you’re cramping.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Does every team from Texas have their fight song to the tune of "I've been working on the railroad"?
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"I hired a guy to work on my railroad, and I didn't bother to pay him..."
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
I think the coastal schools have their song to the tune of “I’ve been working on the oil rig.”
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Throw a flag for excessive celebration you asshats!
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Everyone feels that way about TCU. You can't blame him.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
if baylor runs on first down then I hope thy fucking lose by 20
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
How shitty would it be if Baylor loses and RG3 is just a subplot to this game?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
FUCKING HELL, BAYLOR
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Screen pass on 3rd and long? really?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Or the NCAA 12 Road to Glory Offensive Coordinator.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I hate you Buffalo Wild Wings.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I dunno
3 2pt conversion in a row? One of them HAS to fail, right?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Baylor can't defend... anything.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
TOLD YA SO
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Does that mean one FG out of three should succeed?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And suddenly, 9 minutes seems like a long fucking time, particularly to Baylor.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Shitty punt, but at least there was no return.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is it just me or does this new progressive guy look a bit like Keystone's Keith Stone?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I laugh at Keith Stone's "la tigre" look.
But I want to run down the Progressive guy with my car. And then throw it in reverse and repeat.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Shark Night 3d
Is going to win all the Oscars this year
Does it include Samantha Steele?
Because I might watch that.
/No, probably not. “Real Steel” is that Hugh Jackman RockEm SockEm Robots flick, right?
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Rock em Sock em Robots: The Movie
aint got shit on SN3d
Ian Darke or Gus Johnson
should announce every athletic event on Earth
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
Ian Darke doing a CFB game would be awesome.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
But instead we get Jesse Palmer
The world is not a fair place.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If TCU wins this game, how far do they fall, assuming no other major upsets?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
I love that kit
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
wow what a freaking game
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 PM CDT reply actions
TCU has guys so open its silly...
they’ll miss this 2pointer and then score again and get the 2 pointer…after Baylor runs three counters in a row.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Halfway there...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So I think TCU has scored 3 TDs since I started watching. I'm going to watch the Twins for a while to see if it helps Baylor.
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From the comments below, I see I've already helped.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Fuckin'
Even Texas State has one
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Sep 2, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Strong Christian conservative values
→ abstinence only → a lot of time to spend with one’s hand
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Probably better for TCU that they didn't get that.
Baylor’s gonna try to run the clock out here.
Donovan should've scored there
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
wow
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
baylor wins 2 games after this game
briles is fired and all because they tried to run out the clock
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
They are afraid to be good
It sounds stupid but you see it so often. When things go well they start feeling like catastrophe must be just around the corner.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The need more SWAGGGGGGGGGER!!!!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
"How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin..."
“… In my bed at home, at the age 80… With a girl’s mouth around my cock.”
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 2, 2011 10:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rod Gilmore says "blame whitey."
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Much like the Big 12 itself, Baylor is going down in flames
At least the death throes of both are hugely entertaining.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Sep 2, 2011 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Baylor CBs are no wherre near these receivers
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I don't even know what they're doing out there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not tackling, not covering...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
i would treat this like a video game and let them score
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Pull all the D-backs and rush 11. It worked for me in Madden.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
does griffen throw the final pick early or late in this drive?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think a forced pick in the EZ.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Baylor/TCU...wow
The only qualm I have is that it’s keeping me from some episodes of Breaking Bad.
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Sep 2, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
@ early season 3 right now
So LALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Sep 2, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
that's a shitty flag if it's defensive PI.
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You don't kick the ball anymore...
not with the current kicker anyways
by Ferentzfever on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
thank god Craig James and Jesse Palmer aren’t calling this game
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
by cush52 on Sep 2, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
No shit
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
gilmore
is probably dumber than them, but hes much less obnoxious
point is, gilmore sucks ass
I long for the days of
Ron Franklin with a female sideline reporter.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
rec-rec-rec-rec-rec
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep your underwear on, sir
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
What was with that hold?
LACES OUT, DAN!
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Sep 2, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
Michigan State looks on, longingly.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great slate of home games?
I see WVU and Oklahoma on their as decent home games.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Terrible decision
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
baylor was unstoppable when they ran those srossing routes
where did those go?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Looks like between 3 TCU tacklers.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
This is not the RG3 we have known and grown to love over the last few hours.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
NEVERMIND I TAKE IT BACK RG3 PLAYS ALL YOUR POSITIONZ.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Because Baylor don't give a fuck.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, try not to get RG3 killed, okay?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Let this be a lesson to all:
If you play not to lose, you soon will be.
by Ferentzfever on Sep 2, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's an assumed "losing"
Similar to when you say, “Pick that up,” there is an implied, “(You) Pick that up.”
by Ferentzfever on Sep 2, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently Baylor has decided that beating TCU is MEGA IMPORTANT
Because risking RG3’s ribs on a trick play is crazy.
Well, a win against TCU might be the best win in Texas this year,
if TAMU is going to be as meh as I think they will be.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
From @thefakeESPN on twitter
Baylor is currently doing it’s best 4th quarter impression of Lebron James.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Tomorrow, TCU is going to wake up, and will have forgotten about this.
But Baylor will still be Baylor.
/LeBron’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling
Baylor is being a bit cavalier with ball security…
Well, they don't have TCU's kicker,
so I guess it’s still an option.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, yes they are. Unbelievable
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it worked
Not how I would have done things. I guess I could say that about everything they’ve done in the fourth quarter, though.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU REALLY PLAYED FOR THE FIELD GOAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I guess not.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I like the initial angle they showed us too. Thanks ESPN.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
baylor really deserves to lose after that play call...
a 1st down might have won it. sheesh these college coaches have no sense of the clock
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I still think they're going to lose.
That defense is hopeless.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, but TCU has a menstrating she-male throwing the ball.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
UNLEASH THE BEAST
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nails it = barely made it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Maybe I missed this before
Colts hire Jim Tressel as consultant.
i used to have respect for that team
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Wow.
Jim Irsay is a douche, but I didn’t realize that much of a douche.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonder if he's getting a 5 game suspension?
/twitter’d
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
He definitely should.
If not, his he should be forced to make Art Schilcter his CPA.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even care the end result
This is a fan-fucking-tastic game. Awesome game for any college football fan. We’re the winners.
On the second night of the season?
Hell yeah. Great appetizer for tomorrow morning.
by George Washington Eagleclaw on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
You're all winners!!!!
Except Baylor
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What a time for kick coverage.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Baylor with actual coverage
without a penalty?!
Why do all the Horned Frog Fans
look like they have carpal tunnel
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
Cheerleader hotness = lack of arm dexterity. You know why.
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by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Whooo, hooooo!
I had the over/under at +95!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
good god
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Three things:
1. TCU cheerleaders have bad skin.
2. This game makes me with I were in Waco right now.
3. I’ve been to Waco, nevermind.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
retarded like a fox.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
bahahahaha
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Yes!!!!
WTG BAYLOR
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Fall down
dipshit
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Sep 2, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
God, that was dumb dumb dumb.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm gonna assume
he was going on basic instinct after an INT.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Like Sharon Stone?
He has the cramps.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he didn't trust the offense to snap the ball and take a knee
Hard to blame him for trying to end the game right there.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wow nice pick
I don’t like the 4 seconds of running around though.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I kept thinking
Tate to Holloway…..
Happily I was wrong
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
As do I
That was a great great game.
now excuse me as I go have two cigarettes for me and Ross
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops
Just yelled “Picked” out loud in a previously silent room.
I need a cigarette now and I don't even smoke.
Whatafuckinggame.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I do smoke
and I will have one for you.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Our cigarettes
were tastey
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Rushing the field?!
Come on! We would never do that at Iowa, right guys?
If I read that stat right and it's their first win over a ranked team in 7 years, that's worth a storming of the field.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I'd think their just happy they have 30k + fans at the game.
on or off the playing surface.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
no way. if you're up 24 points in the second half and blow the lead, I'm not sure you deserve to rush the field when you squeak it out
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
Fun hater.
Rushing the field is fun, and defeating a top 15 team for the first time in nearly a decade is plenty of justification.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Some people have no respect for boundaries.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I was kidding
That’s why I added the “we would never do that at Iowa”. Because we totally would. And do.
Somewhere up on his throne in Ribs'n'Curds Castle
Bielema is having the best of weeks.
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Sep 2, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Except Baylor did what he couldn't.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Actually, for Beilema not to look pretty dumb,
he needs TCU to do a lot of winning over the next year or two.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Question:
Would Indiana State stay within one score of Iowa State?
Now let's go surprise Harry Heth!
Final score, 3-0
So yea, they would
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
No
They would beat ISU by at least two touchdowns.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't be fooled by their 2010 record,
Indiana State still probably sucks.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That game felt like sex
Foreplay, the unexpected, a lull, the expected, the excitement, the thrills, the big one, now sleep.
There's no shame when samantha steele is involved...
I know, I googled her. O.O
by Ferentzfever on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
The shame comes in the morning when you're watching the Hawk game with friends and they're like "so what did you do last night?"
And you have to sheepishly say “I watched Baylor play a small religious school from Texas.”
It’s like the football “walk of shame.”
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
What, no tears?
I thought everyone cried during sex! My mom told me it was normal!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
and where is the part where you try to talk her into trying it from the back door?
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
I think that was TCUs missed 2PT conversion.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I was thinking it was the last throw to the RB at the end. (She lets you try it some what). Then after a minute or two there was the interception and it was all over (she starts whining about it hurts to much or it just doesn’t feel good).
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
What about the safe words?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
the ESPN recap of the game would have you believe MSU simply rolled
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I'm still torn
do I want Boise or the SEC to lose more? It’s a tough, tough choice.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Boise.
UGA will have plenty of opportunities to shit the bed after this week.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
No
I want the SEC embarrassed every chance they get
I want BSU embarrassed every chance they get, unless they play the SEC (see: tomorrow)
But tomorrow is literally BSU's only chance at a loss.
Its their entire season…got to hope they shit the bed. Georgia will lose later and just make BSU look worse.
Cheer for the ducks if you have to.
Nah, BSU will lose a game sometime this season
I feel it. But it won’t be tomorrow.
And really, one game is all we need them to lose
After tomorrow, they've only TCU left to worry about.
And TCU has to play in ID. If Boise wins tomorrow, they’re headed to another BCS bowl.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And (I just thought of this)
If Georgia wins, the SEC homers will just say “of course we won, we’re they SEC and they’re not”. So I’m really leaning toward rooting for GA here.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
The SEC can claim the scalp of Boise.
Because watching UGA shit the bed after tomorrow will make up for it.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Georgia shitting the bed
is more predictable that the annual inexplicable V-Tech loss.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
That's an easy one though
I think I’m rooting for Georgia though, for the reasons you just mentioned.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
U.S. has dominated
should have a handful of goals by now
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Channel?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
ESPN2
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 2, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for indulging my laziness.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
USA been dominating
as they should. CR fouling like something that fouls a lot. USA toothless in the final third.
So I heard TCU-Baylor was exciting.
CR fouling like something that fouls a lot.
Glen Worley and Andrew Brommer are pissed that you can’t think of their names.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Great game. Hot tub time! Peace!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
UNI over ISU tomorrow night? Any takers?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've been saying it all week.
But only because I’m trying to convince myself that it’s possible.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not convinced they can do it.
I do think it will be fairly close.
I think Phil Steele picked a 23-20 ISU win
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
UNI is probably over-rated right now.
I’ll be at Trice, but I expect ISU to win by 14 points, maybe more. And I’m a UNI fan.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The office had 4 tickets for sale in a silent auction.
Auction opened at $100. At last check, there were zero bids.
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless Trice has change a lot,
and I don’t think it has,
you should be able to walk up and buy from a scalper or fan with too many tix, for about $10 to $20 a seat.
Of course, since it’s Trice, there are only like 3000 good seats, so…
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That's at least $95 more than I would have paid.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Brek Shea has some horribawful hair.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
My friend sent me this link to Baylor's athletic site...
Apparently today was “Be Bold, Wear Gold” night for Baylor…
http://www.baylorbears.com/
Huh. We should do something like that.
I did notice a fair amount of their version of gold in the stands.
And plenty of purple, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
That's impolite.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A little too fast for me.
“I’m not f***ing….?”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
She goes to TCU.
She’ll probably just hire someone to do it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Of course
she’s a Christian. Wouldn’t be right to do it herself.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Watch the religion talk. No interpretation necessary there.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought she was saying "I'm not fucking even surprised."
I liked that better.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 2, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotcha, both.
And since it’s Texas, she probably will. Let’s hope its a cheerleader who made the team when she didn’t.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Also,
Gary Patterson said the exact same thing after each missed kick tonight.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It'll be her friend
who said "don’t worry about that zit on your forehead, you can deal with it tommorrow.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I thought you said
that you were not going to be picking zits anymore tonight
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That was nits
those little bastards are hard to catch.
It’s just my nature. I deal with these huge fucking data sets and sometimes I’m the guy who has to go in and find that one field that screws the whole pooch.
SQL and Excel are your friends.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
OHHH
nits not zits. My bad.
yes SQL and Excel are my friends
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
SQL is my friend
but I am its worst enemy. It cringes whenever I start typing a query.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the DBA's cringing
Hey, if they don’t want their CPU’s murdered they should normalize the damn data.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I must have the record
for “what the hell are you doing?” emails. Hey, the data are there to be retrieved. It’s not a write-only medium.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
she needs to take out that
pimply third eye on her forehead
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
That's Patterson's side action
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet that someone is her dentist.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 3, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Tonight:
Baylor outscored 18 games from the Lickliter era.
TCU outscored 13 games from the Lickliter era.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
{sob}
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 2, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And also inspired at least as many carotid ruptures.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The what era?
Lickliter is not ringing any bells here.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
In my mind, Tom Davis is still coaching.
Sorry, Fran, I’ll mentally join you when you go .500
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Every coach gets a pass his first year
KF was 1-10. He turned it around.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yeah, I know.
I just really liked Dr. Tom.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
We all did
but it was time. Granted, in hindsight it wasn’t such a great move.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
She's beguiling!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Soccer's back.
Quick start, but another goal opportunity is crushed by sloppy passing in the final third.
An attacking move for the U.S. undone by sloppy passing? Unpossible!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How's about one that ends with a stupid shot from outside the 18?
by The Mexican't on Sep 2, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That sucked too.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Let's just skip ahead to the Spain-Germany-Netherlands-someone else semis at the Euros, okay?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I really need to go to bed.
La Nina is going to have me up in 6 hours. Can’t the USMNT just score already?
My kingdom for players with good first touch.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
wow
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Same ol' USA.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Team needs more Germans.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Germans, Mexicans, Italians... anyone we can fucking get.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Give us your tired legs, your poor finishers, your befuddled midfielders
by Brock Sampson on Sep 2, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe you forgot "your clueless defenders."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Phew. I thought it was me.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
According to Gamecast, the Twins have scored four runs so far tonight off walks.
WTF
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
4 BALLS OFFENSE
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
It's a good thing they traded Delmon
He totally would have short circuited that offense.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Honestly, from what I've seen, they're better off not swinging. Ever.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 2, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The U.S. plays Belgium next? In Belgium?
They’re better than Costa Rica.
Ugh…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Torres WTF
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Great flop by the keeper. He should be ejected. This is why I never watch soccer.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Even Sidney Crosby thought that was a dive
then suffered from concussion like symptoms.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I entered the "win free Wild tix" contest at the State Fair.
I chose the Pens as my preferred game. Hopefully (a) I win and (b) Sid the Kid doesn’t still think he’s Batman.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's no flop
He was shot with a beanbag by a sniper.
by The Mexican't on Sep 3, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
My internet connection is nonexistent tonight
but let me just say
a) Costa Rican players are play-acting bitches and
b) the U.S. has no fucking clue what to do without Clint Dempsey.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
FIESTY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HE WAS SHOT BY AN INVISIBLE SNIPER
PLZ CALL 9-1-1
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The problem is it's so difficult to score by playing the ball
that it’s often more rewarding to play the referee instead.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 3, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, dammit.
That’s what I get for going to sleep and trying to comment in the morning.
by The Mexican't on Sep 3, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions
3TO KING!
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I have a weird sabermetric mancrush on Russel the Muscle.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
jesus, having 2 SBnation blogs open at once caused a fail.
Oh well, hope you guys enjoy my commentary on the Twins blowout.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man.
COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS DAY HAS ARRIVED
JOLLY OL’ SAINT JARED IS HERE
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Sep 3, 2011 12:48 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 4, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
1. Sparty looked like absolute shit.
2. Wiscy looked pretty decent against sub-par competition last night.
3. Fuck TCU, Wicy should have hung half a hundred on them too.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 3, 2011 1:02 AM CDT reply actions
I'm going to be at my first Iowa game since 1992
everyone be nice to me tomorrow.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Have fun, d00der.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 3, 2011 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions
GOOD MORNING, ALL!
Breakfast is underway. Bacon, Eggs and Bloody Mary. The day has been won already!
Are you at my sister's house?
Becuase that sounds familiar
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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