Gone Baby Gone: Bruce Davis Leaves Iowa Football Team
We probably should have realized it last year, when injuries and attrition devastated the linebacking corps to the point that a preseason 4th-string MLB (James Morris) ended up starting most of the year and we ended up playing a linebacking corps that didn't include a single week one starter (Tyler Nielsen, Jeff Tarpinian, or Jeremiha Hunter), but Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God (AIRBHG), our least-favorite deity with an interest in Iowa football, clearly has a sibling: Angry Iowa Linebacker Hating God (AILBHG). He's been quietly causing mischief this year: taking Shane DiBona and Jim Poggi out of the depth chart in the off-season (via rhabdo and other injuries), ending Dakota Getz's season with an ACL injury last week, hobbling Tyler Nielsen with a gimpy ankle (against Iowa State and Pitt), and now causing Bruce Davis to abruptly leave the team.
University of Iowa linebacker Bruce Davis has left the Hawkeye football team. Coach Kirk Ferentz made the announcement Monday. The senior from Cleveland, Ohio (Glenville HS) will graduate in December.
"Bruce Davis has decided to leave the football team, citing personal reasons for his decision," said Ferentz. "Bruce was a part of three very special football seasons. The coaching staff and I appreciate Bruce’s contributions over the past four-and-a-half years and wish him success in finishing his degree in December and beyond."
Well, shit. Davis wasn't a starter, but he provided valuable, experienced depth to the linebacker corps (something in short supply when you realize that we essentially roll out with three redshirt freshmen/sophomores and the senior Nielsen) and was a regular special teams player and a fixture on the coverage teams. (Given the poor performance of those units, a snarky observer might suggest that this is an "addition by subtraction" move, but I don't think that's fair or correct -- Davis seemed to be one of the few reliably good special teams guys we've had over the past few years.)
He was buried behind Mike Klinkenborg, Jacody Coleman, and Pat Angerer at MLB for the early part of his Iowa career, then lost out to Jeff Tarpinian for the starting gig last year. He likely would have still had a chance to start at MLB last year (considering Tarp's frequent injury absences), but had his ACL go splodey during Iowa's nightmarish game with Arizona. He returned to special teams action this year, recording four tackles in Iowa's first three games. His absence means someone else will have to fill in on special teams (a sobering prospect, given that unit's struggles) and as a back-up MLB (former walk-on Terrence Pryor worked at MLB during some of the open practices this fall, but you might also see Kirksey and Hitchens shuffle positions in order to get the best three LB on the field). "Next man in" is always the mantra, but Iowa's LB depth appears quite precarious; if you have any good luck totems, please feel free to send them James Morris' way.
As for why Davis is leaving... we don't know and we may never know. The timing of his decision is very odd (he was even listed in the two-deeps for Louisiana Monroe that came out this morning), but it would be beyond crass to speculate on his motives for leaving. It would seem highly strange if playing time had suddenly become an issue (he's been behind Morris for a good while now and it's not as if Morris' play has been poor enough to warrant his replacement), so chances are his motivation truly is the "personal reasons" cited in the release, which could, literally, mean just about anything. Davis gave over four years to the Iowa program, was never involved in an off-field incident, and always seemed to give his all on the field, so it seems harsh to drag him through the mud now, even if his timing is (admittedly) very, very strange.
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Davis was 2nd string at MLB...
James Morris is officially screwed
Good luck, Bruce!
I’m happy he’s *graduating. I wish him the best of luck in all his endeavors! Surely he will be missed among the coaching staff. Sounds like a good kid.
*Not happy he’s leaving, but happy that he’s completed his degree.
Belay my last.
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Sep 19, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Absolutely
Best of luck to him, and hopefully the personal reasons aren’t anything tragic. He was a good Hawkeye and will be missed, and kudos to him on the degree. Hope he makes the most of it in the future and that he looks back on his football experiences fondly.
Hard to be mad at a guy who's deciding
to concentrate on his classes and graduate from school.
Thanks for being a Hawkeye.
by EastLosRandy on Sep 20, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
This
As you said (and in the write-up), seems like a good kid – never in trouble and was likely a hard worker (otherwise he probably wouldn’t have seen the field at all). Best of luck to him.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I'm waiting for FlyingDutchman1
to post a comment announcing Davis’ departure here before I believe this
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Sep 19, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
How could Davis do this to US!
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 19, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll speculate.
He’s applying to law schools or grad schools, and he wants to study for his LSAT or GRE and fill out applications and get all A’s. Just saying.
meh
Is this complete speculation
or substantive speculation? Either way, best of luck to the kid. He always played hard.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Once a Hawkeye, always a Hawkeye
(unless your name is Beutjer.) I wish for nothing but the best for Davis who left it all on the field.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
#NeverForgetTheFeutjer
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey, for all the Beutjer Bashers out there
he did win an important game for us once.
I know why the Bashers are out there, and don’t disagree, but I thought, in the spirit of the GoneBabyGone… just thought I’d toss that out there.
Carry on.
/HatehatehatehatehatehatehateBrokeAssSexualChocolate hatehatehatehatehate…
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 19, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
So what the hell do we do at backup MLB now?
Anthony Hitchens seems to be The Next Man In at linebacker (when Neilson went down last week they moved Kirksey over OLB and put Hitchens at WLB), but he is a wee little fella and I’m not sure how he’d handle the inside.
Yeah, it's a frightening thought.
Maybe one of the true freshmen? I think they’ve already burned Spears’ redshirt, but I’m not sure where he’s been practicing at.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't think they've been Spears' redshirt yet
largely because he’s being groomed as a DE according to Morehouse. Amongst the freshmen, I think Quinton Alston is the closest to being a “prototypical” MLB so he might see some action if the coaches decide to go the true freshmen route as opposed to some sort of weird mix and match.
What’s shocking about this is the fact that Iowa seems to have recruiting about 3000 LBs over the past few years, yet the attrition at this position may be greater than it has been at RB
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Clearly, the gods are angry.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What about Marcus Collins?
I know he plays on special teams, although I’m not sure which LB position he plays.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Per today's presser, it sounds like it would be Nielsen at MLB now if something happens to Morris.
Kirksey would slide over to Nielsen’s spot and Hitchens would take Kirksey’s normal spot. (That’s what happened against Pitt after Nielsen went out, too.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It sounds like he's pretty much fine now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought it was impossible for me to hope more for the health of James Morris,
and then, Ross, you go an post that.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 20, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea why that would give you even more anxiety.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have become very pessimistic about Nielsen's chances
to stay healthy and/or productive.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 21, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
It's amazing
We seem to get guys that either NEVER get injured, or are always nursing some sort of injury. I won’t name names of the former – wouldn’t want to jinx them – but the latter are well represented on the team.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
YES!
/MelSpearsmancrush
Oh, uh, I mean, that’s good news. He’s probably capable.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 19, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
As noted above he does not play linebacker anymore
Also unless you watch lots of Texas high school football he is a weird object for a crush.
Sad he's no longer an LB (I'd seen the other comment, but I wanted to make the joke anyway)
A linebacker named Spears is just too Iowa.
The mancrush thing is mostly a joke, but it comes from the little footage of him from the Fall Camp video that the team put out.
He seems like the kind of guy who dresses up as The Kool Aid Man every year for Halloween, just so he has a reason to run through peoples’ walls.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 19, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I always used AILBHG as a nickname for Rod Leviathan.
The man loves ales.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I wonder if this has to do with Saturday
Nielsen goes down, Kirksey moves to OLB and Hitchens is next man in at WLB. Sure, Davis wasn’t ever listed there, and Hitchens had plenty of mojo in the press this August, but I wonder if deep down he was hoping he’d become the Troy Johnson/Jeff Tarpinian Memorial Fifth-Year Senior Roaming Backup Linebacker. When it became clear that wasn’t the case, he figured his time was done, and there was no need to keep getting up at the crack of dawn for sled work and film study.
Not saying that’s the case, but at least it makes the timing seem plausible.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I was thinking similarly.
And Morris isn’t giving up the MLB spot anytime soon.
/AILBHG reads my post, puts pin in Morris voo-doo doll, Morris has spleen removed.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 19, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It can't be playing time related.
These players have been here long enough (read longer than two games) to see the havoc the various Angry Iowa Hating deities can wreak. 2nd string is as good as starting by Week 9.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 19, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but...
everything I’ve read about Davis has given me the impression he was pigeonholed at MLB for lack of pass coverage ability. Pitt clearly wasn’t trying to run the ball down our throats at that point in the game; I can only imagine the “WTF is the coaching staff doing?!?!” posts that would’ve been here if we had Davis trying to cover a slot receiver. But hey, I also got the impression that Bruce was a guy that never lacked for confidence, either, so maybe that personnel decision was the tipping point.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Sep 19, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Why hasn't someone said it yet?
SWITCH AJ DERBY TO LINEBACKER, NOW
/derp
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 19, 2011 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry...
but I have little respect for a player who QUITS in the middle of the season. What a way to show respect to your teammates, coaches, and school.
If you’re going to quit Bruce..then be a man and tell people WHY you’re quitting. If you’re quitting because you weren’t getting playing time—that tells me you’re selfish and weren’t giving the full effort to earn your way on the lineup.
I’m so sick and tired of this “personal reasons” BS. If I were KF and the FB staff…I put it out there exactly why Davis quit. You don’t quit on your teammates in the middle of the fucking season.
Its too bad..Iowa’s already paid for his tuition and books for the semester…he’s getting his degree. Personally, if you QUIT…you ought to get sent over a nice tidy little bill with the amount of $$ that the Univ. spent on educating your worthless ass for the past 4 years.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Sep 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, this is definitely something worthy of genuine outrage.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 19, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
No outrage to it..
Just the reality of things….You have a kid who is on a FULL RIDE scholarship, books, housing, food all paid for by the University. All he has to do is show a little commitment and play football.
Its not rocket science here. You sign on that dotted line on the letter of intent, you’re making that commitment.
5-10-15 years down the road…Davis is going to be looking at himself in the mirror and in the back of his mind—he’s going to be tormented, knowing that he quit on his teammates.
Personally, I don’t know how he’s going to have the guts to be able to look at his teammates in the eye.
The guys that bled with you, sweated with you, went through hell with you for 4-5 years.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Sep 19, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I read that Iowa is giving
a nickel back to every ticket holder for every remaining game. Except you. Because you’re getting your money’s worth here.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Sep 20, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey! Nickelback is due to have a *good* CD this time.
Every other release sucks… the last one did, so this one should RAWK
"u r awesome" ~ my daughter
by The Bird Cult on Sep 20, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis gave 4 years to this football team.
He also blew his knee out for this team. He earned that scholarship, it wasn’t given to him without reason. I see no reason to continually attack the integrity of a player that you know nothing about. You know nothing about the situation and your continued vitriol towards Davis is just making you look like a bigger asshole with each comment. Relax and let it go.
by The Mexican't on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Dutchman, it is difficult to take you seriously when you refer to Davis’s “worthless ass” and then say you aren’t outraged.
It would have been nice to keep Davis on the squad, considering our lack of experienced LB depth. But, as long as Davis was polite when he informed the coaches of his decision, then we can’t get to upset about this.
I can remember when I was working a full-time job, and taking some graduate classes at UNI, (and going to most Iowa home football games). It was often tough to find time for it all, and I wasn’t even spending hours per day doing physical exercise, nor spending every other weekend on a road trip to some other Big Ten town. And, for a couple of those classes, I chose to get a C (doing all the work, but turning in some projects past their due date, getting docked points) in a class or two.
Davis had an interdepartmental studies major. I’m guessing he has some challenging courses late in his career. He’s not starting, so he probably figures the team can survive without him. I’d guess he’s a pretty high-character guy, as he has won some Iowa team awards (2007 team leader award for defense, 2009 Hustle team award for special teams).
Let’s wish him the best.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 20, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what
The idea that you are entitled to know a single thing about Bruce Davis is unbelievably silly. Bruce Davis gave a bunch of years (and an ACL) to the team for his scholarship, he is not obligated to keep playing if he doesn’t want to. The coaching staff seems okay with his decision, so I don’t know why you’d be outraged.
by NorseHawk on Sep 19, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not outraged..
I just think its shitty a guy QUITS on his fellow teammates in the middle of a season.
He was healthy enough to play in the first three games. Hell..his own parents didn’t even know he quit the team when they were contacted by the news media today.
So it seems pretty obvious he’s not dealing with any life altering issues.
To just up and quit…in the middle of the season..absent some major life issue…there’s not really alot of warm fuzzies you should be giving to the guy.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Sep 19, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I guarantee that you know two things about the situation
1- Jack and 2- Shit.
You’ve also obviously never suffered an injury that threatens the future you wil have at age 45.
Oops – there I go making assumptions about something I know absolute-fucking-lately nothing about.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 19, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Abso-fucking-lutely
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Sep 19, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He’s got awesome information sources.
I hear he has this girl who has Ferentz’ secret Twitter handle on speed dial on his speed dial. So he knows a lot of important shit.

(I know, don’t feed the trolls, but its such fun).
"u r awesome" ~ my daughter
by The Bird Cult on Sep 20, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
So are you the sole arbiter of "major life issue"?
Leave the kid alone.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 19, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Why, because he's not playing football for the team I cheer for?
Oh well. If he doesn’t want to keep playing football, that’s his choice. Not wanting to play for the Hawkeyes anymore is not a character flaw.
by NorseHawk on Sep 19, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The character flaw...
is that he made a commitment…then QUIT on his teammates and coaches in the middle of the season.
I’d say the same thing for any player who quits in the middle of the season, no matter the team.
Football teaches kids the meaning of words like commitment, team, and sacrifice. Its not just about wins. Its about teaching lessons that stick with you the rest of your goddamn life.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Sep 20, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Here instead of writing all these words just copy and paste this for next time
Cliche! Cliche cliche. Cliche, cliche, cliche, and cliche.
In conclusion, cliche.
He could just want to focus on his studies for his last semester at school or like someone said maybe he wants to go to grad school and needs to focus on applying. What if he doesn’t feel like his heart is into the game any longer or mentally he is just not into it? You don’t know what is going through his head, he is a guy that put 4 years into this team and suffered an awful injury that could have messed with his head. If he is not totally committed to the team and playing it is probably better he walk away then try to do something half assed.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
I hear he left the team
because he got you pregnant.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 20, 2011 2:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And whatever happened to "Shit Happens" and "It's none of our business".
The kid had his reasons, to question them without knowing what they are is a pure dickhead move.
Best of luck to him, and genuine thanks for all the blood, sweat and pain he endured to entertain us for a few hours in the fall.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Sep 20, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I stated this in the other thread, but I thought I would put it here, too
My brother played 4 years of college football. When he heard Davis left the team today, guess what he didn’t say? “What a quitter/bitch/pussy/baby/insert derogatory name here”…perhaps you, too, should reserve judgment.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I'm purely speculAting
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Sep 20, 2011 4:31 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Stupid phone.....
Speculating that quitting wasn’t easy for him. Anyone playing MLB at this level has spent more than a decade getting his body in condition to do so. He weighed his options. Realized his body wasn’t up to the challenge and decided to get the degree and move on. I might do the same.
So yes, the level of douchyness by the fucking Dutchman is unwarranted.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Sep 20, 2011 4:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The time..
The time to “weigh his options” would be before training camp. You make that commitment to start the season…then you’re in it the goddamn end.
If there was an injury issue..then why was he out on the field for Iowa’s first three games? Again..this whole thing smacks of a guy who’s pissed about not getting playing time ahead of underclassmen that are ahead of him on the depth chart.
When his parents were interviewed Monday, they both said they were “surprised” and that reporters should “ask him” (Davis) about why he quit. So, that rules out a family issue .
Again..this all comes back to one huge thing: You make a commitment, you goddamn well keep it.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Sep 20, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
If you're so fucking worried about it
why don’t you look him up and talk to him about it. I’m sure he wouldn’t be that hard to find.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...
I do agree that it is not a good teammate that quits midseason and unexpectedly. I can’t get too outraged because I don’t know all of the facts. But on the surface, it does not reflect well on the character of the man. I don’t know how you could argue that point.
How many snaps...
…did you play for the Hawkeyes? It doesn’t sound to me like you have any idea what it takes to make that level of commitment for 4+ years. He gave a lot to the program, and I can assure you that the rest of that locker room does not begrudge his decision.
Dutch, this horse is so dead
it is getting very creepy that you to keep hitting on it.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
Agree, he's a quiter. If there is a real reason share it and keep your credability.
The purpose of this post is to leave comments. I don’t see any problem with the Dutchman suggesting he couldn’t hack it and quit. I personally wouldn’t hesitate to give a reason for leaving the team if I had to be it medial, tragedy or whatever. Sounds like he quit and just wants to finish school and move on. Fine I don’t really care but call it what it is. He quit.
Why is he required to tell the public why he does anything?
I’m sure the team and coaches know the reason. You are not entitled to know a single thing about Bruce Davis’ life.
by NorseHawk on Sep 20, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO! We must know this college kids' decision making process!
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Do you honestly believe this?
Again..this all comes back to one huge thing: You make a commitment, you goddamn well keep it.
I mean that. Because if you do, there is no way that you can follow the NFL, MLB or NBA. Lockout, holdout, contract renegotiation, all of those are cardinal sins in your mind.
Also marriage, switching phone companies, and a large chunk of any incoming freshman class.
Might I suggest that training camp is, in fact, not the time to weigh your options. It’s only after a couple of games, once you see how your body is going to react, as well as seeing how the years class load will weigh on you, that you can make a fully informed decision.
Let’s be honest, this guy wasn’t going to the NFL. Accusing him of wanting more playing time rings hollow
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 20, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
AIRBHG has become
the Angry Iowa Any Player Between 5’10 and 6’3 and 205 and 250 pounds hating god.
AIAPB510A63A205A250PHG
This scares me but if I remember right Bullock is only like 200 right now,
#Bullockforheisman
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 20, 2011 7:19 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Dude, have you played with Hampton on NCAA 12?
I’ve won 5 Heismans with Hampton.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 20, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he even in 12?
He was pretty awesome in 11. I put him in as starter because he was faster than A-Rob (the highest ranked Iowa back in the game) and won a Heisman with him, but then he went pro. Which was okay because I promptly won four straight with Coker and his hilariously inaccurate 97 speed. Also Brandon Wegher turns into an unstoppable WR if you move him early.
"Coker and his hilariously inaccurate 97 speed"
LAWL
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"



























