Iowa vs Pittsburgh Preview: A Photo Essay
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 16, 2011 5:00 AM CDT
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Hi-fucking-larious
And i’m going to see Contagion tonight. All i will be thinking about is Wannstaches.
Whoa.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Is it wrong that I was expecting Wannstaches to appear in armpits and other areas
after it was spreading across everyone’s faces?
Anyone? Just me?
/Move along, nothing to see here…
by Captain n Diet Coker on Sep 16, 2011 8:10 AM CDT reply actions
Judging by the suspected method of spread, "vigorous genital massage"
I would estimate many crotchstaches; this just isn’t the appropriate forum for that sort of display.
I will admit
In the pic of the cheerleaders in the pyramid thing, I looked
"Rabble rabble rabble; fire Joe; snarky meme; rude nickname; rabble rabble rabble
haha what is this, reconciliation?
come in young man, take a seat.
ah yes, i see.
as a pennance, you shall suffer two seasons of two quarterbacks. now say a dozen hail mary’s.
by sailorjerry on Sep 16, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a girl
which is why I am ashamed. This site has done things to me.
To be clear, I looked to see if staches had been added, that is all
"Rabble rabble rabble; fire Joe; snarky meme; rude nickname; rabble rabble rabble
Yeah, I zoomed way in to see if those were flaps showing.
Just cheek, it looks like.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 16, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I must be getting old, didn't even occur to me.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Sep 16, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoot me dead if I ever stop looking
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 16, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell, I'm a newly married female, and I was looking.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Sep 16, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Feel no shame. It's a healthy human instinct.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 16, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. JoePa looks really baaaaaaaaaad with a stache.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 16, 2011 8:12 AM CDT reply actions
I think he looks like Super Mario
Which would make Wannstache Luigi
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 16, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Scratch that
He would clearly be Waluigi
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 16, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Like Magnum P.I. bad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 16, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Higgins!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 16, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if that picture was JoePa telling Wannstache how funny it was that Pitt wanted to play PSU
“Oh you silly rascal you” (pats Wannstache on the head, contracts mustache)
My wife hates this site.
I made her look at this. She hates it less now.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 16, 2011 9:10 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
She only hates it because you kicked her out of the house for a weekend to host a bunch of degenerates that comment here.
by The Mexican't on Sep 16, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
She was actually glad not to be here.
She just wishes I didn’t spend as much time commenting here as I do. Hell, I wish I didn’t spend as much time commenting here as I do.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 16, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if a 70's porn stache doesnt scream alpha male, i dont know what does
by eff bielema on Sep 16, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
The porn stache
It says: “I can pleasure you in ways other gardeners, pool men and private detectives cannot. Also, I will give you scabies.”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 16, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
But, I will still dress as a gardner, pool man, private detective or pizza delivery guy.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Too fucking funny.
Especially since I started my annual fall/winter facial fur last week. (Apparently I’ve been infected.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Sep 16, 2011 9:28 AM CDT reply actions
I didn't think about that
I saw Contagion last friday, the day before I decided that my laziness would become the fall beard. It’s all coming together now…
Just hours ago,
I got tired of my FB profile photo and changed it to the picture of me with a mustache from when I was shaving my beard off a couple of years ago.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Sep 16, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
That mustache cuts the heads off of all the other mustaches and absorbs their powers.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 16, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
When I bought my house a few years ago my home inspector looked just like Sam Elliott
Getting the report back from him was easily my favorite part of the process.
by The Mexican't on Sep 16, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you ask him for some sasparilla?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 16, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you dress like Eric Stoltz in "Mask" to throw him off?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Sep 16, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know he was going to be as awesome as he was.
I just stood there in shock trying not to laugh out loud.
by The Mexican't on Sep 16, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hated Stache
I almost forgot how much i hated that man when he coached here in Chicago…ALMOST.
Bad memories, thanks BHGP :)
I'm still a little amazed at his inability to be a head coach
As a Cowboy fan, I obviously have found memories of the teams he served as a DC for. I understand he had Jimmy Johnson and Norv Turner, but his D was pretty solid
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 16, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
It's amazing
how hard defensive players can hit when they’re on coke. Just ask any guy who every got hit by Lawrence Taylor. (Or ask the guys who got hit by the Wannstache Cowboys).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 16, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
there are many important factors to consider when growing facial hair
and"will I look like Dave Wannstedt?" is probably the most important.
by sailorjerry on Sep 16, 2011 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Interesting effect.
I have nothing sarcastic or humorous whatsoever to say about the Temple Owls.
Beat Temple.
by ReadingRambler on Sep 16, 2011 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
What is up with Abe's ear?
Looks like the speaker on a 1920’s Victrola.
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Sep 16, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Here's a green for you.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Sep 16, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i dont know why but after looking at all this facial hair
I can’t seem to get the image of the sasquatch snatch from the movie waiting out of my head.
by eff bielema on Sep 16, 2011 12:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This will happily do.
Since we didn’t get an ISU “Game in Pictures.”
.....OK, maybe I didn't think the short version of this name through....
by TheStupidShallBePunished on Sep 16, 2011 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
.....
Some people are immune to the Wannstache contagion.
by EastLosRandy on Sep 16, 2011 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
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