HAMSTERDAM Has A Few Thoughts On Blimps
There is, of course, football to be consumed after a painful two-day absence. The Fightin Les Miles' are taking their unique brand of insanity down to StarkVegas to take on Mississippi State.
But, frankly, football is mere prelude tonight because at 9pm CST our television screens will be graced with new episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (now with Fat Mac!) and Archer. Truly, the television gods have blessed us mightily.
The usual rules of open threading apply, as always. No porn, politics, religion, illegal online streams, slurs, and other offensive tomfoolery.
Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.
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I want Les Miles to be my uncle that hugs just a little too long.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
banned
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Turns on ESPN and finds...
Palmer and James together again
…
…DAMMIT!!!
…
…
Watches anyways
ESPN knows they own us like this don’t they?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
This was my thought as well.
I feel sorry for Rece Davis. I wonder who he pissed off to draw this booth assignment?
#TeamPipebomb
Huh
there is an advantage to this work schedule. I’m not even tempted to try to watch that crap
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't help myself
I’m like a moth drawn to a light bulb. Put college football on the TV and I’ll watch it. I. Just. Can’t. Stop. Myself.
#TeamPipebomb
I'm not judging
I’d do the same thing if I could.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes I wish I had a good excuse to not watch
However, much like DBorwig316, I’m addicted and can’t help myself
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Go Huskies.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have an inexplicable desire for some spiced rum.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is a safe place, Ross.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess who just got the spiced rum comment
19 mins later. I guess advertising takes awhile work sometimes
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish Kraken was an advertising partner here.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I actually completely ignored the sidebars until I read 6 seconds' reply.
Have you actually tried the Oakheart yet?
by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
I never buy Bacardi if I’m buying rum from a liquor store.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Understandable.
My dad loves Bacardi Limon, but only because he can’t handle spiced rum.
by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Limon and Coke is fucking delicious.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I actually really dig Sailor Jerry.
It’s pretty solid for the price.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 15, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone seen WARRIOR?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It was good.
but it was 140 minutes long with no training montage. You could slice 30 minutes and it’d be great.
Also, it wasn’t made for MMA diehards. It was for the general public. Like a “getting to know you” video for MMA.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
No montage? BOOOOO.
And, yeah, I figured it was made for more of a general audience. I heard there was no blood, which… I’m not some kind of vampire or anything, but a movie full of MMA fights w/o blood just seems a little strange.
I like Tom Hardy, though. I’ll wind up renting it for sure.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hmmm...
There is some blood and I’m a mark for Nolte as well so I’d say it’s worth the theater.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, so whoever said there was no blood is a lying liar. NOTED.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sooooo
Iowa State’s new erector set video board cost $5 million.
Iowa State went ahead with projects after the Fox contract was completed and took out $40 million in bonds based on the deal. Iowa State has invested $5 million in a new video board, $20 million in a football building and an estimated $15 million in a sports complex for track, soccer and softball. The video board project began in July for this football season and the other two projects are under construction.
Ouch
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
I think this quote says is better...
Do you know what happens to Iowa State if the Big 12 goes kaput and ISU’s chunk of the TV swag disappears?
"They become Northern Iowa with a $5 million scoreboard," says Michael Gartner, who recently left his position on the Board of Regents
From the DSM Register article about realignment and TV money.
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Since when is the MAC on it's last legs?
Did I miss something?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 15, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I wondered about that, too
It’s just thrown out there, with nothing else to say about it.
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
So Iowa State's Game against UConn tomorrow
Feels a lot like a relegation game in the Premier League
Miss St didn't do so hot in the "and goal"
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
They outsourced playcalling to KOK?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe an alternate universe KOK
QB draw isn’t his style in this universe
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
if he called a quarterback run 3 times in a row from the 9, then yes
KOK can’t compete with that.
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
Movie Review: Hobo With a Shotgun.
Way better than a movie titled Hobo With a Shotgun has any right to be. Rutger Hauer is amazing
Thought I heard cramp thrown around.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 15, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, makes sense
i’m watching online with no sound while wife and sister-in-law watch The Remains of the Day
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Why is "Wipeout" entertaining?
It’s repetitive, and there are a lot of puns, yet it make me chuckle far too often.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
It's about the only thing my entire family can watch together.
That and boxing/UFC type stuff.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Sep 15, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You would say that
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
INSTA-POLL
Tortilla chips: Yellow Corn or White Corn?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yellow
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Either.
I’m hip.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
NOT AN OPTION!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bullshit, I say
What kind of commie store are you at?
by StewMonkey13 on Sep 15, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They sell 'em. I just don't buy 'em.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Depends on the salsa
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Philistine.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer Yellow.
All you white fans can go to hell.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought the only acceptable answer
was black and gold. Any intestinal issues are gladly suffered for love of the team
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Noodles on the way from local Asian-ish noodlery.
HURRY UP NOODLES YOU FUCKERS. I WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
I am staring so hard at my Domino's pizza tracker right now.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Does that make it go faster?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
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"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll ask.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, Michigan Ave?
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
No, probably not. Not the UP, anyway, cuz, I mean, come on.
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No they're not
They’re Wisconsinites in disguise. That’s even worse
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
An unskinny young MSU fan was wearing a shirt that said
“Bust a Nutt Doggy Style”
not the most becoming for a young lass.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
You can throw the ball when you're backed up to your own goalline?
Why I never.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Uhhhh

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Are we really this masochistic as a fan base?
There have been a lot of low blows today. I, for one, do not enjoy it.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
He may dress for the Bears this week. Drew Brees be warned.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't he take Favre out in the game at TCF last year?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
That sounds right.
He definitely injured a divisional QB.
by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember that.
I also know that we cannot let one play gone horribly awry dictate decisions years down the road.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Agreed.
Besides, that was the evil Wizgerald’s doing anyways. If we had run the ball there, Adam Robinson would have been victimized instead.
#TeamPipebomb
Those are cool...
but it seems like kind of a waste for something that’s going to end up in the trash in a few hours.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's probably why they ended up on a tumblr page.
Apparently he does them over lunch, so he probably spends 40 minutes, tops, drawing them.
by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Offered without comment.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I knew you were a beard grower, I had no idea though
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you want to run your fingers through my beard?
“Damn, I’m smooth…”-Beavis
by HawkeyeRecon on Sep 15, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Some highlights of Pitt's Graham on espn3
He looks pretty shifty…against Buffalo and Maine
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Lou Holtz giving history lessons
Brain hurts
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
luckily I had the whole halftime on mute
Didn’t hear Lou utter one word
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
Umm, so this was on I Can Haz Cheezbuger today.

Fitting for this board in more ways than one, me thinks.
by Carfino'sWay on Sep 15, 2011 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
So cute
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
General info for anyone with a cold
Puffs now makes tissues with Vicks in them. They are awesome. After blowing my nose for 3 days with “normal” tissues, these things have made my day.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Encephalitic toucan piss, is what they taste like.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You, too?
Feel like my nose is full of cotton.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya, and it sucks
I however, feel like the guy in the beginning of Outbreak (and probably Contagion). I flew back from Seattle last week and have felt like shit ever since. I might be the start of a national pandemic.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 16, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
That was a helluva interceptions
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Fat Mac time
"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns
Re Ross' aversion to Blue Corn Chips
Ross doesn’t like blue Corn Chips
Pancheros serves blue corn chips
Pancheros sponsors Iowa Athletics
Ergo Ross doesn’t support Iowa Athletics
I didn't know LSU and MSU had rugby teams
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
After Lee throws it far behind his receiver (he made a very good catch)
The announcers DROOL over how “catchable” and wonderfully thrown the ball was.
WTF
I did too.
Well, actually, I wanted Mississippi State to win, LSU just happened to be the opponent.
by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Please
beat sPitt on Saturday, thx
"Rabble rabble rabble; fire Joe; snarky meme; rude nickname; rabble rabble rabble
Nothing like internet immortality
via stupidity
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
So it will be on again in an hour
but so far this archer mini-series is promising. I’m a whore for Patrick Warburton voicing strong square jawed cartoon characters
I just turned into it
I was very excited when I heard Warburton. He is one of my favorites
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The only David Cross I know..
Was the violin player for King Crimson on ‘Larks Tongues in Aspic’ and ‘Starless and Bible Black’..
by coltranemonk on Sep 15, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
GO LSU
Go Whitey McDidn’tkickadudeintheface
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Why do SEC teams play between hedges?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
it provides a nice bumper when their speed carries them out of bounds
can you imagine something so fast running into a wall?
That must be it
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did MSU give up?
They had 3 time outs and like 1:30 or so, I don’t get it.
by clay-born to party on Sep 15, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
And they had already recovered an onside kick, so they showed they could do that
I was surprised too when I saw them playing for the lose
TIGHTER THAN DICKSKIN
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I THINK I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WHAT'S UP, ASSDICKS?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
laughing at an idiot who thinks Indy knew how injured Peyton was but is tanking the season for Luck
because giving a guy who you know has a career threatening injury a 5yr/90mil contract is how you plan for the future.
A Cowboys fan, shocker!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cowboys probably WOULD do that...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yeah, but the second Al Davis dies, Jerry Jones is by far the craziest man in football.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I think ESPN should hire the person that made that comment
to replace Skip Bayless. Even Bayless couldn’t say something that dumb with a straight face.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't imagine them purposely tanking the season.
But if they continue to play as poorly as they did last weekend, they may “earn” the rights to draft Luck.
by The Mexican't on Sep 16, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
RIP, ROXY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Jon Benjamin and Patrick Warburton should voice EVERYTHING, EVER.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ARCHER BEARD OF AWESOMENESS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
APPARENTLY THAT'S MY GRIEVING PROCESS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm going to wonder if everything is a ruse now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So Speaking of Venture Brothers Voice Actors
James Urbaniak voices a character in the Fallout New Vegas DLC “Old World Blues”
OH MY GOD WHAT IF I HAVE PSYCHOKINETIC POWERS?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LIKE A BIG BEAUTIFUL NO LIMIT UNICORN
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
......

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I'M SORRY I HAVE VOICE IMMODULATION SYNDROME
I HAVE DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING THE VOLUME AT WHICH I SPEAK
such a fatty
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NO, DICKHEAD WAS THE GO WORD
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'M GONNA BE A PIRATE KING!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was a damn great hour of television.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
HOLY SHIT, IS THIS INDIA PLACE REAL?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DYK that the cast from Trailer Park Boys is bringing their little show to the stages of The Englert Theatre?
Apparently it’s kind of a stupid off-shoot of the show though, which sucks.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Also
pickles and pizza, while phenomenal on their own, are even better as a duo.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Did you see that the NFL is asking for pat downs at all stadiums?
Per USA Today. As if it wasn’t difficult enough getting into a stadium. No metal detectors or scanners, just guys doing a 3 second pat down? The intended effect is what, to piss off fans? It’s not going to make anything safer, and hello, those of us in outdoor stadiums need to wear multiple layers when once it gets cold. A pat down is worthless.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
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