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HAMSTERDAM Has A Few Thoughts On Blimps

There is, of course, football to be consumed after a painful two-day absence.  The Fightin Les Miles' are taking their unique brand of insanity down to StarkVegas to take on Mississippi State.  

But, frankly, football is mere prelude tonight because at 9pm CST our television screens will be graced with new episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (now with Fat Mac!) and Archer.  Truly, the television gods have blessed us mightily.

The usual rules of open threading apply, as always.  No porn, politics, religion, illegal online streams, slurs, and other offensive tomfoolery.  

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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I want Les Miles to be my uncle that hugs just a little too long.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

FIRST.

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh.

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

banned

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ban # 67232

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turns on ESPN and finds...

Palmer and James together again

…DAMMIT!!!


Watches anyways

ESPN knows they own us like this don’t they?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

This was my thought as well.

I feel sorry for Rece Davis. I wonder who he pissed off to draw this booth assignment?

#TeamPipebomb

by DBorwig316 on Sep 15, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh

there is an advantage to this work schedule. I’m not even tempted to try to watch that crap

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't help myself

I’m like a moth drawn to a light bulb. Put college football on the TV and I’ll watch it. I. Just. Can’t. Stop. Myself.

#TeamPipebomb

by DBorwig316 on Sep 15, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not judging

I’d do the same thing if I could.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wish I had a good excuse to not watch

However, much like DBorwig316, I’m addicted and can’t help myself

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Huskies.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have an inexplicable desire for some spiced rum.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

This is a safe place, Ross.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guess who just got the spiced rum comment

19 mins later. I guess advertising takes awhile work sometimes

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish Kraken was an advertising partner here.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ftfy

I wish Kraken was an advertising partner here

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

I never buy Bacardi if I’m buying rum from a liquor store.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Understandable.

My dad loves Bacardi Limon, but only because he can’t handle spiced rum.

by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Limon and Coke is fucking delicious.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually really dig Sailor Jerry.

It’s pretty solid for the price.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 15, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Sep 16, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone seen WARRIOR?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

But I liked him a lot better as the “Ultimate Warrior.”

/SEEICANMAKEWWFJOKESTOO

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was good.

but it was 140 minutes long with no training montage. You could slice 30 minutes and it’d be great.

Also, it wasn’t made for MMA diehards. It was for the general public. Like a “getting to know you” video for MMA.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No montage? BOOOOO.

And, yeah, I figured it was made for more of a general audience. I heard there was no blood, which… I’m not some kind of vampire or anything, but a movie full of MMA fights w/o blood just seems a little strange.

I like Tom Hardy, though. I’ll wind up renting it for sure.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

There is some blood and I’m a mark for Nolte as well so I’d say it’s worth the theater.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, so whoever said there was no blood is a lying liar. NOTED.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sooooo

Iowa State’s new erector set video board cost $5 million.

Iowa State went ahead with projects after the Fox contract was completed and took out $40 million in bonds based on the deal. Iowa State has invested $5 million in a new video board, $20 million in a football building and an estimated $15 million in a sports complex for track, soccer and softball. The video board project began in July for this football season and the other two projects are under construction.

Ouch

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I think this quote says is better...

Do you know what happens to Iowa State if the Big 12 goes kaput and ISU’s chunk of the TV swag disappears?
"They become Northern Iowa with a $5 million scoreboard," says Michael Gartner, who recently left his position on the Board of Regents

From the DSM Register article about realignment and TV money.

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

zing!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

But the argument could also be made that you need the scoreboard there to try and legitimize your place at the big boy table.

Make no mistake, this year is an interview for Iowa State to be kept in a decent conference.

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wondered about that, too

It’s just thrown out there, with nothing else to say about it.

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Iowa State's Game against UConn tomorrow

Feels a lot like a relegation game in the Premier League

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miss St didn't do so hot in the "and goal"

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

They outsourced playcalling to KOK?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe an alternate universe KOK

QB draw isn’t his style in this universe

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

if he called a quarterback run 3 times in a row from the 9, then yes

KOK can’t compete with that.

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Movie Review: Hobo With a Shotgun.

Way better than a movie titled Hobo With a Shotgun has any right to be. Rutger Hauer is amazing

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wha happun to #94?

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ah, makes sense

i’m watching online with no sound while wife and sister-in-law watch The Remains of the Day

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is "Wipeout" entertaining?

It’s repetitive, and there are a lot of puns, yet it make me chuckle far too often.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

BIG. BALLS.

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would say that

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

INSTA-POLL

Tortilla chips: Yellow Corn or White Corn?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

white

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yellow

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

racist.

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either.

I’m hip.


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blue

That’s right, I went there.

by StewMonkey13 on Sep 15, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOT AN OPTION!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bullshit, I say

What kind of commie store are you at?

by StewMonkey13 on Sep 15, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

They sell 'em. I just don't buy 'em.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on the salsa

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Philistine.


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer Yellow.

All you white fans can go to hell.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the only acceptable answer

was black and gold. Any intestinal issues are gladly suffered for love of the team

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noodles on the way from local Asian-ish noodlery.

HURRY UP NOODLES YOU FUCKERS. I WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH.


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Does that make it go faster?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon

rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon rangoon want it so bad


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll ask.


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, Michigan Ave?


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

neg, the state...

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

No, probably not. Not the UP, anyway, cuz, I mean, come on.


"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."

by Bucketochicken on Sep 15, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

No they're not

They’re Wisconsinites in disguise. That’s even worse

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Cheddar heads in disguise.

If I were Michigan I’d just let them have it then.

#TeamPipebomb

by DBorwig316 on Sep 15, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

An unskinny young MSU fan was wearing a shirt that said

“Bust a Nutt Doggy Style”

not the most becoming for a young lass.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

You can throw the ball when you're backed up to your own goalline?

Why I never.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

TOO RISKY

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we really this masochistic as a fan base?

There have been a lot of low blows today. I, for one, do not enjoy it.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOTENACOPLYSE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Not this week. I can’t stands no more.

#TeamPipebomb

by DBorwig316 on Sep 15, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may dress for the Bears this week. Drew Brees be warned.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't he take Favre out in the game at TCF last year?

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds right.

He definitely injured a divisional QB.

by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember that.

I also know that we cannot let one play gone horribly awry dictate decisions years down the road.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

As do I.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Sep 15, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Besides, that was the evil Wizgerald’s doing anyways. If we had run the ball there, Adam Robinson would have been victimized instead.

#TeamPipebomb

by DBorwig316 on Sep 15, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those are cool...

but it seems like kind of a waste for something that’s going to end up in the trash in a few hours.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's probably why they ended up on a tumblr page.

Apparently he does them over lunch, so he probably spends 40 minutes, tops, drawing them.

by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Offered without comment.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

annnnd title clicked

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew you were a beard grower, I had no idea though

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I AM YETI

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some highlights of Pitt's Graham on espn3

He looks pretty shifty…against Buffalo and Maine

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck and no.

reserved for random hs kid in random pickup game

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou Holtz giving history lessons

Brain hurts

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

luckily I had the whole halftime on mute

Didn’t hear Lou utter one word

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

So cute

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

General info for anyone with a cold

Puffs now makes tissues with Vicks in them. They are awesome. After blowing my nose for 3 days with “normal” tissues, these things have made my day.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Cold-Eeze

"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby

Twitter

by dmbmeg on Sep 15, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Encephalitic toucan piss, is what they taste like.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Sep 15, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You, too?

Feel like my nose is full of cotton.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya, and it sucks

I however, feel like the guy in the beginning of Outbreak (and probably Contagion). I flew back from Seattle last week and have felt like shit ever since. I might be the start of a national pandemic.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 16, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was a helluva interceptions

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Fat Mac time

"So, the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth" - M. Burns

by rupertj on Sep 15, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Re Ross' aversion to Blue Corn Chips

Ross doesn’t like blue Corn Chips
Pancheros serves blue corn chips
Pancheros sponsors Iowa Athletics
 Ergo Ross doesn’t support Iowa Athletics

by StewMonkey13 on Sep 15, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Hayden Fry was a pisces

it’s true.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Sep 15, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Hlas pulled up one of his old rants today

God, I miss that man.

FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.

by Mr. Grizz on Sep 15, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know LSU and MSU had rugby teams

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 15, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Touchdown LSU

that has to be ballgame.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Sep 15, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I did too.

Well, actually, I wanted Mississippi State to win, LSU just happened to be the opponent.

by The Mexican't on Sep 15, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please

beat sPitt on Saturday, thx

"Rabble rabble rabble; fire Joe; snarky meme; rude nickname; rabble rabble rabble

by letsgopsu on Sep 15, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Nothing like internet immortality

via stupidity

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

So it will be on again in an hour

but so far this archer mini-series is promising. I’m a whore for Patrick Warburton voicing strong square jawed cartoon characters

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

I just turned into it

I was very excited when I heard Warburton. He is one of my favorites

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only David Cross I know..

Was the violin player for King Crimson on ‘Larks Tongues in Aspic’ and ‘Starless and Bible Black’..

by coltranemonk on Sep 15, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO LSU

Go Whitey McDidn’tkickadudeintheface

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do SEC teams play between hedges?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

That must be it

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 15, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why did MSU give up?

They had 3 time outs and like 1:30 or so, I don’t get it.

by clay-born to party on Sep 15, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

TIGHTER THAN DICKSKIN

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I THINK I'VE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUENTS!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT'S UP, ASSDICKS?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

laughing at an idiot who thinks Indy knew how injured Peyton was but is tanking the season for Luck

because giving a guy who you know has a career threatening injury a 5yr/90mil contract is how you plan for the future.

A Cowboys fan, shocker!

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Cowboys probably WOULD do that...

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but the second Al Davis dies, Jerry Jones is by far the craziest man in football.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think ESPN should hire the person that made that comment

to replace Skip Bayless. Even Bayless couldn’t say something that dumb with a straight face.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine them purposely tanking the season.

But if they continue to play as poorly as they did last weekend, they may “earn” the rights to draft Luck.

by The Mexican't on Sep 16, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

RIP, ROXY

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

SPLOOSH

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jon Benjamin and Patrick Warburton should voice EVERYTHING, EVER.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

ARCHER BEARD OF AWESOMENESS

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

APPARENTLY THAT'S MY GRIEVING PROCESS

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

CALL YA BACK 1930s

Look out for that Adolf Hitler, he’s a bad egg

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to wonder if everything is a ruse now.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

So Speaking of Venture Brothers Voice Actors

James Urbaniak voices a character in the Fallout New Vegas DLC “Old World Blues”

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD WHAT IF I HAVE PSYCHOKINETIC POWERS?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

...no

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

LIKE A BIG BEAUTIFUL NO LIMIT UNICORN

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I'M SORRY

I didn’t know pirates were still a real thing

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

......

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Sep 15, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I'M SORRY I HAVE VOICE IMMODULATION SYNDROME

I HAVE DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING THE VOLUME AT WHICH I SPEAK

by CyHawk on Sep 15, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

such a fatty

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

NO, DICKHEAD WAS THE GO WORD

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'M GONNA BE A PIRATE KING!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a damn great hour of television.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT, IS THIS INDIA PLACE REAL?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Sep 15, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

DYK that the cast from Trailer Park Boys is bringing their little show to the stages of The Englert Theatre?

Apparently it’s kind of a stupid off-shoot of the show though, which sucks.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Sep 16, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also

pickles and pizza, while phenomenal on their own, are even better as a duo.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Sep 16, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you see that the NFL is asking for pat downs at all stadiums?

Per USA Today. As if it wasn’t difficult enough getting into a stadium. No metal detectors or scanners, just guys doing a 3 second pat down? The intended effect is what, to piss off fans? It’s not going to make anything safer, and hello, those of us in outdoor stadiums need to wear multiple layers when once it gets cold. A pat down is worthless.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Sep 16, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

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