OPENING NIGHT OPEN THREAD
by Patrick Vint on Sep 1, 2011 6:27 PM CDT
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It's opening night, people. Let's give it its proper due and open thread the hell out of this motha.
The schedule:
Already playing: Louisville vs. Murray State, ESPNU
Already playing: Villanova vs. Temple, ESPN3
6:30: Western Carolina vs. Georgia Tech, ESPN3
6:30: North Carolina Central vs. Rutgers, ESPN3
7:00: Wisconsin vs. UNLV, ESPN
7:00: Mississippi State vs. Memphis, FSN
8:15: Kentucky vs. Western Kentucky, ESPNU
9:00: Arizona State vs. UC Davis, Fox Sports Pacific
If you're new to the open threads, the rules are simple: No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no pornography, no illegal internet streams of the games. Above all else, don't be a jackass and you'll do fine.
Happy New Year, y'all. Crack a cold one and settle in for the next three months.
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Hi Everybody!
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
First half just winding down, and Casey Brockman is still bad at playing football.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
This just feels right
Welcome back football!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 6:32 PM CDT reply actions
Starting to think Murray State might not cover.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
Heh, no idea.
But P.U. they look awful.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
i flipped to baseball when it was 21-0
their qb was doing an impressive nick sheridan impersonation
Murray State coach:
“Big game tonight, boys! Let’s look sharp! Everybody will be watching!”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 1, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Local shit here....
University of Sioux Falls Cougars vs. the Washburn Ichabods. USF just making the move to DII and getting shelled 21-0 after making the title game in NAIA the past 4 years.
Also, how awesome of a nickname is the “Ichabods?”
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 6:43 PM CDT reply actions
Do their arms dangle a mile out of their sleeves?
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
And they creep me the F out.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, pizza, football, and you all
Welp. It duddint git any bedder dan dis.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Illinois State and Eastern Illinois on Comcast Sports
ISU took one play and ended up with a safety.
College football is here, but two days until the Hawks kickoff and number two on the IMDB 250: The Godfather
by hawk6894 on Sep 1, 2011 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 22 recs
Aaaaaaand, my new wallpaper.
Thanks, and great work as always.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Aaaaannnnddd....
That’s a rec
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Can I rec that more than once?
Please
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fucking hell, that is brilliant.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Was the draw play on third down
the “offer he can’t refuse?”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, whoever Georgia Tech is playing is fucking awful
Not only is Western Carolina I-AA, but they were 2-9 last year at I-AA. Their only source of hope is that the offensive coordinator installed the same offense that their QB ran in high school. This isn’t a joke.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I bet the Murray Coach would trade him for Casey Brockman straight up.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well. I stand corrected, then.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, who's on Ricky watch tonight?
I’m not getting Chiefs v Packers. Anyone in Cheeseland ready to update?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
Just turned on FIU-North Texas to see how Thunder Dan is doing
Florida International 21 – North Texas 0. Sounds about right.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Dan's wearing sunglasses
It’s dark out and raining. He’s pretty much a Blues Brother at this point.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Sorry, but
which Dan?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawkins?
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh.
It’s fucking McCarney.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, this chunky guacamole is good.
I love this night so, so much.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Oooo, I love guac.
I’m slowly laying waste to this block of aged provolone. Aaaaaand grabbing another beer.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Aged properly? Or aged on a heat vent?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 1, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, very properly.
In Italy. And it’s goooood.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Got some bread cheese today. Mmmmmmmm.
In Scandanavia, you can get reindeer milk bread cheese.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 1, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy New Year!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz cupleanos
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Anyone else have ESPN3 on the XBox?
And has it changed your life like it has mine?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I had it last year
but now I have stupid Time Warner Cable, who doesnt support it on XBox.
DAMN YOU TIME WARNER
Ugh Craig James
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
brockman makes his first good play of the game
called back due to holding. poor bastard.
Can anyone remind me why Wilson isn't sitting out a year?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
The grad student rule
He graduated from NC State and enrolled in a Wisky grad program not offered by his former school
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Oh ya, that's right
Thanks
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
No, the played minor league baseball in the summers between football seasons
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So I hear Mediacom gets naming rights for the Iowa Basketball Court
I can hear Jim Nantz now…
“And welcome to another great Big Ten matchup here at Comcastic Court”
They had 'em last year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They were really original:
Mediacom Court.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Because biology doesn't matter to PR people
Florida once put a crocodile on the cover of their media guide. I know their similar, but if they were the same they’d have the same name
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, they used to be the Deathkillraptorbirds, and they just kinda kept it.
I asked the AD and he said “KUZ IT’S FUCKIN COOL!”
At least he said he was Temple’s AD.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
This should be their new mascot
and slogan
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Two symbols of age and wisdom (and a naked boy).
What school wouldn’t want that for a logo?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Just finished my non-alcoholic drink and KO is seconds away
Time for a mixed drink
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, Bobby Hauck!
I remember him!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
What does the Wisco OL average this year?
7-1 and 389?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:08 PM CDT reply actions
Nevermind
Palmer must be reading BHGP
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He can't read, c'mon.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling Wisconsin just might score on this drive.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
They might score on EVERY drive
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh, i'm going to get annoyed watching this game
because of unlv’s shittiness
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Well, that looked easy.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I'll just toss this out there. From tWWL's preview of the game.
“Although Wisconsin lost two starting linemen in Gabe Carimi and John Moffitt,
there are no shortage of big bodies in Madison.”
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
and that's just the student body
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
While you all have your nice beers and fun cheeses and dips
I’m celebrating college football like the college student I am: Busch Light and popcorn.
With sriracha, I assume?
Because otherwise, you know, gtfo.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
TWSS?
(Dammit, I never used to do that. Oh well.)
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh regrets.
I have a few.
I hate when you press post and quickly become ashamed of yourself for even typing the post.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That's for AFTER you've been drunk for a while.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
*points and laughs* BAHAHA
sobs Goddamnit, I’m still unemployed.
The many emotions of recent graduates.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Word.
And I’m employed. Underemployed, but still.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoegaarden, whatchu got?
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
mmmmmmm
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Moylan's Nor-Cal IPA.
It’s ok. Great Lakes Elliott Ness on deck, as well as a Boulevard Double Wide IPA (that won;t get opened tonight though).
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Just finished a Southern Tier IPA
Also have Leinenkugel Octoberfest in the fridge.
by TheCornballer on Sep 1, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I got a six of the Octoberfest while visiting IC a few weeks ago.
Leinie’s is a little scarce out here on the left coast. I was stoked.
Did I see a Bells Oberon Octoberfest at the store or is my mind fuckin with me?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, it's been out for a couple weeks now.
Here’s Bell’s release schedule (this is so genius): http://brewmaniacs.com/2011/brewnews/bells-beer-calendar
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a player named Hoegaarden? Otherwise, drink it.
I enjoy Hoegaarden (though there are a couple other belgian and/or wheat styles that I’d take over it).
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
We talking beer?
I just tried Sam Adams Latitude 48 IPA for the first time. Before that, I thought Noble Pils was hoppy, but I had no idea.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the Noble Pils.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked the Noble Pils, it was hoppy to a good degree.
The Latitude 48 IPA may be a few hops too far for my taste. On the other hand, maybe finishing off the sixer will change my mind.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Bell's Two-Hearted, here.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
by Yabbs on Sep 1, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for good taste.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I did a make your own sixer at Strong Liquor two weeks ago.
1 Two-Hearted, 2 Live Free or Die IPA, 1 Sierra Nevada EPA, 1 Great Lakes Commodore Perry and 1 Conway’s Irish Ale.
So far I’m 3 for 4. The Live Free or Die didn’t do it for me, for some reason.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Potosi Steamboat Shandy
The wife just gave birth to our first (a girl), and wanted some Leine’s Summer Shandy, and it’s out everywhere, this is a decent alternative.
Congrats
I saw that at the store and wondered how close to Leines it was, just out of curiosity.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's quite good
It’s more like a lemon berry weise. It’s worth checking out for a good, refreshing change of pace.
Enjoy!
Happy for you!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't have to say what it is
but did you name her Hayden?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Hayden was in consideration
But Elise won out. Middle name was set as a family name (on both sides).
Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Wild Ale
So good. so powerful. 72.5 IBU, 9.4 abv.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm drinking the Lagunitas Pils.
Not as good as the IPA, but that is to be expected.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 1, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you tried the Lagunitas Imperial IPA?
Maximus? I think it’s one of the best out there.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't
But I will if that’s what you want
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I want only the best for you, HFMR.
So yes.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
when and where did you get it?
My wife would quite possibly kill, or at least maim for a Summer Shandy.
Well, I picked this particular pack up in Indiana on my way home to Texas last weekend.
I saw a few 12 packs at the local Spec’s here in Houston, the night before last though.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Let he who is without sin...
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
What is up BHGP Family??
College Football is back. Oh how I love College football.
then ESPN goes and screws it up with Craig James and the bachelor.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
at least they put their two worst color guys in the same booth
so as not to infect multiple games
I think ESPN
should have a poll and see which fans bases want which commentators for their games. When I become president or CEO of ESPN, that is what I will do.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So, does this mean we don't have to hear/see them till next weekend?
If so, that’s a positive.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe i am going to say this
but i think i would rather have pam ward as a commentator.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Compared with Craig James?
Yeah. I’ll agree with that. I’m not happy about it, but yes.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel dirty just thinking that
I really can’t stand Pam Ward, but my seething hate for James and Palmer is white hot.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
What if we teamed all three up?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I think my head would explode
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Or
I would turn down the sound and just have my wife bitch at me for all the things I do or don’t do for the entire game.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever stadium they were in would be torn apart
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
By the black hole of their intelligence
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Then we all root for the meteor to hit
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably not, there's plenty of time to get them on a plane for a weekend game.
Here’s to hoping though
Fingers crossed
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
These RB's are dangerous
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Reminded me of Greene
highstepping for a TD against…. Wisconsin.
by TheCornballer on Sep 1, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the samething.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss cable
I am watching Vikes/Texans and listening to Chiefs/Packers. Football is here and i’m missing out
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 1, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
I miss power
I am powering my TV off a generator tonight after Hurricane Irene blew through town last week.
I am gonna stop feeling bad for myself now
that sucks man
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 1, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't care
I’m still not buying the Wisconsin hype.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
HA
That’ll teach ’em
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions
eyeballs in his shoes, craig james?? really?
STFU
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
that's how you smuggle a dead hookers dismembered body out of a hotel room
a little bit at a time, tucked in your shoes
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
yep, 14-0, ball 2 tds already
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
False
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Did the card say go for two?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
It will after the next TD
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
oh true, lol, missed XP by sconie
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course UNLV
has a defensive line that weighs 270 going against an offensive line that averages 322
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
How did Craig James come out of that whole Texas Tech with any kind of reputation in tact?
Oh yeah, because he works for the kind of company that hires someone to write a “tell-all” book about them.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
every time i flip to murray st louisville
someone is turning the ball over
John Goodman coming to Community:
awesome idea? or awesomest idea?
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
awesomerer idea?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be Pat Angerer coming to Community.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
You think that's cool, check this shit
Omar creeping to Community, yo.
I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.
awesomest idea = already done
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
by Ill Jukes on Sep 1, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, I need to start watching Community.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny: So on tWWL's gamecast they show tweets along the side.
The @BADGERFOOTBALL is giving props to the students for having the section full.
Do you think it’s the Rose Bowl, the QB, Thurday night in primetime? What was it that finally got them to show up before halfway through the second quarter?
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
I bet that it's Thursday night.
Prevented them from tailgating into the third quarter.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
wtf? ILL St and EIU is 5-2 right now
someone needs to tell these FCS teams that fumbling in your endzone is bad
what inning are they in?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
"FYI! THE RAFT IS GONE!"
Anacondas on Syfy
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"George Teague doesn't give a shit what down it is. He gets the ball, or he dies." ~ Spencer Hall
by Blackheartnopants on Sep 1, 2011 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
russell wilson is not accurate
at least not tonight
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
Really?
I mean, he could have thrown that deeper, but I don’t think he’s had any incompletions.
by TheCornballer on Sep 1, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
he sure hasn't looked good when he's on the run
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this is giving me flashbacks
to wisconsin pwning northwestern last year
me no like
Nick Toon is making me think of the best nicktoon
by MP hawkfan on Sep 1, 2011 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Wow
How could I have missed that this whole time. Rec’d!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That a favorite of mine growing up too
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
this game is out of hand already
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
that's what the card says
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to see kiffin vs bielema
to see who would go for the most douchey 2 point conversion
I don't know why I hate Bielema so much
but I most definitely do.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
because he has betrayed IOWA
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
This has probably been discussed
but do you think my local savings bank would loan me several hundred thousand dollars to bet on Tennessee Tech +40 on Saturday.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
hmm what kind of credit do you have?
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I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty good.
I don’t ever use my credit cards and I could max those out, but that’s not enough. I feel like it’s the 1990s and I’m stiting here thinking, well, this search engine thing seems to be popular, maybe I should put a little money into this Google company.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I don't think Google will make it
This whole “internet” thing is just a fad. You will be wasting your money.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
My bookie...
…still doesn’t have a line up for it. It looks like only one of the online sites even has one. Maybe Saturday morning.
Still, I stay away from the Hawks when they’re overvalued. I don’t ever want to put myself in a position where I’m rooting against us, especially now that I actually know who the third string players are thanks to the internet.
OMG!! THEY SELL JEREMIAH WEED IN HOWITZERS NOW???
I’M GETTING ONE!!!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Heil Jordan!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
Partnyan in the BHGP
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Don't do that.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I opened that in a new tab
And with out seeing it my speakers started going crazy. I do not appreciate that
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder when Wisconsin is going to officially change their nickname to Hipsters?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
NO CHANCE IN HELL
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Sep 1, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
VINCE STRUT OF MAJESTIC AWESOMENESS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am no fashion diva
but is it just me or does UNLV have some really ugly uniforms?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
i know but you also don't have to look like you got your uniforms from the Salvation Army either.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Love the Michigan ones.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So THAT's what (a) Michigan Man looks like...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ND looks fine
Except for the fact that the model appears to have arms wider than his waist. The Michigan one…ugh. Haven’t we all learned that shoulder stripes are ugly by now?
My football watching is rusty
I was fooled bad on that last option
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
Syracuse-Wake is the best game of the night...how depressing is that?
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
cuse had -5 yards offense in the 1st quarter
not the best opening night
balls are sailing tonight, are they in the rockies?
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Sadly, that's maybe the best thing he's said tonight.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Great minds
I was thinking that too.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
3rd and california???
Really? Palmer is an idiot
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Moeaki
is hurt.. again.. but doesn’t sound serious
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 1, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
In other news, the sky is blue
And Craig James, Jesse Palmer, and Pam Ward are awful people to have behind a microphone for a television sporting event.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Whenever they cut to commerical
You have to play the “drink until you see a skinny girl” game. A few more commercial breaks and I might be shitfaced.
Today
I saw a picture of Luke Fickell and he looks like Jason Biggs
What say you?
Luke Fickell
Jason Biggs
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Keep that man away from the apple pie
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
no kidding
oh and crazy glue
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
he actually has a striking resemblence
to my former son in law
i shall refrain from posting a pic
that would be inpolite,,,
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I only go to HawkeyeReport for their "Separated at Birth" threads
Too bad we don’t play tOSU this year, this would be perfect for that.
How many FSNs is that game on?
I have it on FS Houston
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
damn you supplemental insurance duck!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
Ball tripped over his Superman cape there.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Nice Play There
Great run after the catch by Monte Ball.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
It won't be his doing
The back-ups just wanted to play
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
no he throws jerseys
on twelf drunkies from the end zone stands
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I WANT TO SEE THIS
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
camp randall
is a fun place to see a game,,,
the big house is awesome too
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I've been to Camp Randall
It’s intense. As in anything in Madison.
Haven’t been to the Big House but the parents have. They said it was an impressive building, but the fans left plenty to be desired
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Their impression
Was a lack of intesity/volume.
Also the seats if you get low enough in the bowl have poor visibility
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
actually the big house fans
are the most knowledgeable i have ever run into
a bud used to have season tickets
always sold me iowa,
and maybe ten other games
he got so pissed ad Dick Rod
he gave them up
my loss
it’s only about five hours from here
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Wife and daughter have been to the Big House..
and said the same thing. The kids have been to Camp Randall several times and were unimpressed – especially with the student section. Said they were doing everything but watching the game..
have you ever seen a student section
that paid attention to the game?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I've never been to Camp Randall
but I’ve been to the Big House (against Appalachian State, to boot). The size and building is impressive, but fans and seating is horrendous. No room to breathe.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Sep 1, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ive been to osu michigan
at both places
and for that game
all the home fans are jerks,,,
but you can fly under the radar with Hawk gear on
but the 08 game at tOSU was the best college game i have ever seen
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
The Horseshoe
Is the stadium I most want to go to. It’s a long list (LSU, Tenn, USC, PSU, etc…) but the Horseshoe stands above.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Been to Neyland for UT-UGa, it was amazing
The Vawls got shit-stomped, but still a hell of an atmosphere.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Hoping to get to an Arkansas game this year
Don’t have real high expectations though
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
A&M is at the top of my non-B1G list.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Also on the list
It’s depressingly long
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
the shoe is like all the depression era stadiums
a lot of bad seats
if they try to sell you B deck, make sure its not the top three rows
in days of yore it was an aisle, half the field is blocked,,,
the rake in C deck is severe,,,
I saw michigan once from the row 2 on the OSU 35
Henney was a stud
but oh so long ago
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Hey did you guys know
that Monte Ball lost 28 pounds?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
DVR says yes.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I hope that Iowa plays like Wisconsin, is playing tonight, on Saturday
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
ESPN3 kept freezing after 15 seconds for me too
But then I realized it was on TV, because I live an hour from Syracuse
by TheCornballer on Sep 1, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Just checked UNLVs depth chart
And compared it to Wisconsin for the DL-OL comparison. I mean, Wisconsin dwarfs everyone but good lord. Wisky doesn’t have a guy under 315 and they’re all 6’5. It’s just unfair.
I wish I had enough hate in me to spread some over to Wisc
But I just hate OMHR so much.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
ohhh
I really hate them. I hate them more than Pam Ward, Jesse Palmer, and Craig James calling a game together. So I hate OMHR more than PWJPCJ!!!
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I think PWJPCJ needs to become acceptable as profanity around here
or maybe some combination of their names…
Jamardmer
or
Palmesard
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it
and will use it as profanity.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Craig James' jaw gets muscle cramps from lack of hydration.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
The WCW wrassler.
With the white suit and the red face.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Sep 1, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Shit
Somehow I cross-pollenated him with Brother Love. Whoops.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
In case you didnt know
3rd down is FOOTBALL
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
So are 1st, 2nd and 4th downs not football, Craig?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
by Yabbs on Sep 1, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life!"
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
FWIW
I find the “dead hooker” scale over at Hammer and Rails to be very entertaining.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
what
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Down the page on the left hand column
“very entertaining” may be an over statement. I makes me chuckle though
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
"Lord knows I have."
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S THE SAIGON WHORE THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF!
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, did Jesse Palmer join Berman in the Applebees ad?
I hate you Applebee’s.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I saw that too
I am never going to Applebee’s again.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It took the addition of Jesse Palmer
for you to say that?
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
yes don’t try to analyze my hate of Jesse Palmer.
And I do love me some all you can eat riblets, that is the only time i go…err went now.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know what part the "riblets" are?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Similar to were buffalo wings come from.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
ah yes
the mcnugget part of the chicken.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
easy to hate
their food sucks
at least the one in chillicothe
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
With regards to the earlier comment about Iowa being favored by 40...
I just checked the last three seasons and had forgotten how many times we won by 40 points or more. Plus, I think Ferentz will have Vandenberg airing it out all day to get as much practice as possible. I think Iowa has a good chance to cover.
I have access to 2 games right now.
The combined score is 51-3
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
Has anyone got Madden 12?
Is it good, should I buy it? I haven’t bought Madden in like 6 years.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
came out on tuesday i believe
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes it did on Aug 30th
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Best review I've read so far:
http://www.giantbomb.com/madden-nfl-12/61-33906/reviews/
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
thanks for the link
my favorite part of this review:
Just beware the computer. Whatever tasks you assign to the CPU, it will do poorly. Granted, it will do them poorly with aplomb, almost excitedly, in its effort to screw up your best-laid plans
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
the replay game on BTN
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
I think they just fucked up the angles
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
By they I mean #28
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
wisky scores again,,,
but they wont get to 50 by halftime
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I dislike that ESPN is trying to justify this asswhooping for UNLV
They’re UNLV. It wouldn’t matter if they were having a “good” year. Wisconsin is twice the size and the 11th ranked team in the nation.
if reading were here,,,
i can see the Sherman and Atlanta comments
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ew....Dr Lou
that’s a treat? ESPN has sick taste
tastes like metamucil
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Dr Lou is supposed to be a "treat"?
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Lou Hotlth for Prethident!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Best fake twitter account?
@fauxjonmadden
@TheBillwalton
or
@CoachLouHoltzsh
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
didn't want everyone to see that he was sweating through his whole tshirt?
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Covers up his tits.
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know it's UNLV
but 41-3 at halftime? (possibly).Damn.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
This
They look pretty legit
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, Jesus.
Goddammit. I see now that this joke has been played out.
/Nothing to see here, move along.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
NCAA 12 is going to start issuing negative sportsmanship points soon for Bret Bielema
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by Yabbs on Sep 1, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm trying to get Vandy the Heisman
And I’m unsporstmanlike because I’m passing while up by 20. Go fuck yourself EA Sports.
I just bought a PS3 with 2012 last night....
Is this a real thing I need to worry about? If so, that’s bullshit. Also, video games have gotten a lot harder in the past 4 years since I played on the regular Xbox.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Sep 1, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
watch out for the LBs as they all of a sudden can jump 40 ft high and block all passes over the middle.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Unless they're floaty deep passes to the middle.
PA TE Post is deadly as are slants.
Otherwise I continually have Linebackers Superman Dat Throw.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
and a rec for you
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TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Bret Bielama, I'm looking into your future and I see this
Put down the fork, bro!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
1 problem
He doesn’t use silverware. Just shoves it in
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Santa has the short arms of an Iowa lineman
Get him a scholarship!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Miss St just ran the most absurd fake punt I have ever seen
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
Does this mean that Dan McCarney
will be Iowa’s next football coach when KF leaves?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
western kentycky up 3-0 on kentucky
hilltoppers!
nice shot of Nile
on the B1G legends and leaders commercial
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Saw that too
I kept watching it, hoping they’d deliver him. And they did.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Sep 1, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
whats so amazing about Nile
is his unmatched class,,,
no need for swagger,,,
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
TD MEMPHIS!!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein
"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany
by 6 seconds of hell on Sep 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
That's adorable!
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
knit hat and scarf
fantastic, but probably an NCAA violation since Tressel gave it to him
I think they were ranked like 17th
And their offense was better than defense. I think offense was an A- and d was a B+.
Lou Holtz sounds like he's phoning it in even more than usual tonight
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
I can't handle Lou Holtz. I have to turn the channel.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
easy now
Lou is just like my sainted pappy
god rest his soul
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I have a grandfather with a speech impetiment, too...
Love him…but don’t want to listen to him babble on about…uh…what the hell is he talking about?
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
its uncomfortable to watch
guy needs to be put out to pasture
You must be watching a tape
from 5 years ago
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Exactly! It makes me sad. Harshes the buzz...
YAY FOOTBALL!
Oh, hell! Alzheimers and spit bubbles…
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
easy now
my sainted mother had alzheimers
and there is NOTHING
and I meand NOTHING\]
funny about it
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I imagine that when Lou Holtz speaks at conventions or what have you
the people in the front row are like the people in the front row of a Gallagher show.
They are all wearing rain coats so when they get spit on they can protect their clothing.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It's worse than Pat Summeralls last few games
those were just damn hard to watch. I recall changing the channel on one of them.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
i just hope
you live a perfect life
but then again
I thkink Gus Johnson is an idiot,,
takes all kinds
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Lou Holtz should not be allowed to speak about any issue that wasn’t relevant 25 years ago. Actually him and Craig James just probably shouldn’t be allowed on TV.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
I am amazed I have not heard Lou Holtz say something like this “back when I first started coaching the forward pass was just implemented. We lead the country in passing with 3 completions per game for 12 yards.”
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Would it really surprise you
to hear him refer to a player as a “colored boy” before they finally take him off the air?
Well, as long as Craig James is on the air, I don't think they can justify taking Holtz off.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Craig James
doesn’t have a speech impediment.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
His speech impediment is his brain.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
and thus ESPNs conflict of interest is again exposed
they can’t speak honestly about these crappy matchups
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Guy doing the Ky-WKy game just threw out a "3rd and Tennessee"
is this the new thing? can we not just stick to “3rd and $Texas”?
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
I guess it is the new way to say
“3rd and a mile”
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
$texas = a lot
not sure of it’s inception, but it get thrown around edsbs frequently
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
its originally from a celebrity jeopardy skit on SNL
someone bet “texas with a dollar sign in front of it. simply stunning.”
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by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Sep 1, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $400.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
I'll take anal bum cover for $200
I’ve spent a good portion of my life developing the anal bum cover.
BOOM 4-3 cover 2! Deal with that!
by 99playsNAblitzaint1 on Sep 1, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume it means that the distance they have to go is equivalent to the distance that they have to go.
Which, in Tennessee’s case, is not very far. Now, in Brazil’s case, that’s a fucking long ways.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
if you have ever been to kentucky
it actually makes sense
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Sounds like something Dr. Lou made up.
scratch that…it makes too much sense…
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Less than 12 parsecs on the clock...
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
a parsec is a unit of distance, though
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Enough of your borax, Poindexter, we need action!
"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."
by Bucketochicken on Sep 1, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Take that, you lousy dimension!
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I know we pay FCS schools to play us
But these mid-major (Memphis/UNLV) schools get nothing right? Just a chance at an “upset” and an ass beating?
Wisconsin played at UNLV a few years ago i think
so this is the back end of a home and home
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 1, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, good
Doesn’t seem fair to get punished like this without some sort of compensation.
PS: #holdingaclipboardstrong?
yeah its painful
ill be at the game and plan to be blackout by the time it starts
Anyone seen Templeton Rye on the shelves lately?
I’m almost out.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
I've seen 3 bottles
on my shelf. But that doesn’t help you, sorry.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for Wilfred/Louie
Last week’s Louie was amazing, by the way, in case anyone didn’t see it.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Sep 1, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Our long national nightmare is nearly over
last NFL preseason games are tonight.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
oops, I was wrong, there's one more tomorrow
but Pryor might play so that’d be hilarious.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
threads start to slow down around the 3-500 mark
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
In patties.
ie. he gets 51 hamburger patties so far for tonight’s effort.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
The "card" they're referring to is actually a menu.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Gotta do it on the grill.
It will make your house smell like shit.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
I don't think you can smoke anus.
Cock…yes. Anus, I’m not sure…
By cock, I obviously mean chicken.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Well done, sir.
We’ve come full circle.
"Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
LAWL THE PUNTER IS KICKING IT (NO PUN INTENDED)
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
so apparently my body of text didn't want to load there...
but I added that its definitely possible to move the ball against their D. Anyone else think so?
Vanderbilt says "HELLO"
then waits patiently, repeats itself a little louder, waits, waves its arms and shouts then finally sulks off to the corner
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
ESSSSS EEEEE SEEEE FALLL
(Courtesy of 30FPS)
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
he was too fast
his feet couldn’t keep up
SEC SPEED!!!!!!!!!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
He might like to refer to it as a pullover
but we all know it’s actually a muumuu.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
More like this
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Finally back from class, but the wife is watching Project Runway.
The universe hates me and does not want to have football.
tell her that if she lets you watch football, you will let her go get you a beer out of the fridge.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
the school would have to be
at least three times that size
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
even the guy with the chains
never met a cheeseburger he didnt like
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Is there a way to watch Saturday's Iowa game online via BTN?
(Maybe this has been discussed already…)
Let's discuss it again
BTN isn’t showing it in my region.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 1, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Your cable system doesn't have overflow channels?
That’s where it’ll be here in Illinois. Did you try the ‘gamefinder’ thing linked off the BTN page?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I get the alternates.
But it’s not that big of deal, there’s a shitty suburban sports bar 2 blocks away that will probably get it.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOHOO!
AT&T UVerse – Alternate BTN Chanel is 694/1694 for this weekend!
I get my IOWA HAWKEYES in full HD GLORY!
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's some good face-rubbing there
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, bud.
Also, 695/1695 is showing OMHR in my area. I know what channel I WILL NOT be watching.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I tried that once.
I went to the only “sports” bar in town and asked if one of the TVs could be switched to the Big Ten Network. The manager responded, “What’s that?”
Gamefinder?
ERROR 404. PAGE NOT FOUND.
Jackasses.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't even find the link any more
Looks like somebody had the bright idea to redesign the website and make it even more useless.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Broken link at the Google?
Damn you Google.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
http://btn.com/about/btn-gamefinder/
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by OhioHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, yes, I got that. But when I googled it earlier, the link directed me to a 404 page not found.
Therefore, Google has not updated to the proper page.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. That's what I'm thinking too.
I found the link, but it went all
404 PAGE NOT FOUND, BITCH
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought they said BTN2Go
would be live by now. And yet, I still don’t see it.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet
So the app is live, too? I didn’t see it last night
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's strictly online only, meaning accessible via browser.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It's supposed to be available via mobile phone and tablet
which doesn’t mean it actually is yet, but maybe soon.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Jamal Charles is still in the game for the Chiefs . . .
in the 4th quarter.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
well he's probably backing up Thomas Jones again this year
#FireTodd Haley
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
No
Palko still
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
My thoughts exactly...
I have no idea what we are trying to prove against the GB third stringers other than we can turn the ball over and cough up a six point lead…
well I'm not familiar with the inner workings of the Cheifs
but the Colts didn’t play Curtis Painter at all today, presumably because they’ve already decided he’s the #3 QB.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Some at Arrowhead Pride think it may be the other way around.
They’re saying that Palko is playing for his spot on the team and think Stanzi may have locked up his roster spot already.
I can see it either way. If there’s any doubt, they should have let each play with the first team and evaluate. If they’re certain, why bother risking an injury to the guy you want?
by The Mexican't on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what I mean, Painter has a roster spot locked up behind Manning and Kerry Collins
while Stanzi may have locked up the #2 spot behind Cassel.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
while Palko is playing to make the team
and Orlovsky was playing to not be tarred and feathered by the crowd at Lucas Oil Stadium.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Oh. I guess I hadn't considered the Collins signing.
Hell, I’d completely forgotten, actually.
by The Mexican't on Sep 1, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
for an old man Collins has a fucking cannon
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
It's booze-fueled.
The Colts just need to pay him in Grain Belt.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
well Pat Angerer has said he was fine with being paid in Coors Light
so it’s not unprecedented.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 1, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
He might still be stuck in a Tennessee mindset.
What’s the current GrainBelt/JackD exchange rate?
/Haven’t checked in awhile.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's McCann't when we need him...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Lol, Thomas Jones and Palko now
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Sep 1, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Most larger cable providers will have a set of alternate channels.
I’m looking to see if they have such a thing for Comcast. I have AT&T UVerse and I remember last year, there were a few instances where the overflow games went on those alternate sports channels. Usually they get set the week of the game or something.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I've looked before and couldn't find an overflow.
I hope you’re right.
:( Comcast sucks.
/Yes I used an emoticon.
//Deal with it.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ask in the pre-game thread Saturday
somebody is likely to know.
From experience (back when I had comcast), calling them will do you no good
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by chitownhawkeye on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
When I switched to Comcast digital I got the alternates
but when I was still on the analog cable I only got the one Big10 Network channel.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I have comcast
and the Iowa game is going to be on the overflow channel which is actually comcast sports. Best thing to do is look on the BTN Game Finder and that will give you the comcast channel it will be on in your area.
For me though it sucks because It wont be in HD, just SD. Sometimes I miss my Directv.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Sep 2, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I just printed 500 pages worth of hand outs
and left around half of them unprinted
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 1, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
so then you only printed about 250 pages of handouts then.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
no
I printed 500
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 1, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Fuck everything
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard it is helpful to have
500 sheets of paper handy when the drain box backs up. Gotta keep serial killer roommate in the basement where he belongs.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell me more about Bret Beliema
A guy who won with Barry’s team and then the fanbase threw under the bus when he went 7-6. Yes, he’s so talented and they love him so much.
Aren't XP off the clock?
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by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably a fuck-up on the scoretracker.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait, what?
Oh, you know what it is? Those co-eds at ASU distracted the scorekeeper.
by EnergizerHawk on Sep 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the reason I blame for
September 18, 2004, also.
/44-7
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
God I remember that game. That was the 2nd to last date I had with a girl. We went out to Bennigans then back to her place to watch that awful game. You would have thought sympathy sex should have been on the table after watching that, but no.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Well, you must not have have been running Sun-Devil game on her.
/they put stuff in the lady’s drink.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Their big rival is Greendale.
(WOO THREE MORE WEEKS!)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Pierce is such a great dick, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Great dick in season 1.
Over the top in season 2. See D&D episode. No fucking reason for him to act like that.
I guess
I thought it was interesting to see them go farther and farther down the road of Pierce being an asshole, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They did a lot of weird characterization things.
They brushed a lot of serious topics (Shirley being an alcoholic and Jeff’s daddy issues) but then just passed over it. When your best episode is the fake clip show that says something. Also Ahbed…they need to figure out Ahbed. Great as halloween batman…not so much as claymation christmas.
I dunno, I thought there were a lot of great episodes.
My Dinner with Abed was fantastic. Loved the Halloween episode, the one with Annie’s pen, the conspiracy theories one, and Troy’s birthday.
My biggest problem was them trying to work in Chang was a regular cast member. That felt forced at times.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I like the he's evil.
But they won’t need him to be the villain. That’s why they brought in John Goodman, dean of the air conditioning school.
by The Mexican't on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
North Carolina Central
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I may need to reassess my prediction of North Texas knocking off Indiana.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They got torn a new asshole tonight by FIU.
Granted, FIU are favored to win the Sun Belt, but still.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, FIU is favored to win the Sun Belt.
I’ve still got Ball State covering against IU.
by The Mexican't on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck that, I got Ball State winning.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, it's essentially the same according to Yahoo, is it not?
by The Mexican't on Sep 1, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, this is true.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And why can I watch Drake-North Dakota on my TV, but not Wake-Syracuse?
Big East, ACC: YOU SUCK.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They lost.
16-0.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FIGHTING SIOUX!!!!!!!!!
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Except for the fact that they're very respectful to the to Sioux tribes
Large Bronze statue in front of their hockey arena, they have one of the highest Native American student populations (last I checked) and offer scholarships to students from the Sioux tribes of North Dakota.
I’m still upset the NCAA is requiring them to change their name while allowing FSU and Illinois to keep their names.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Yeah I know nothing of the situation.
Although I do find it hilarious that they’re trying to be respectful to the Sioux. It’s like, uh, it’s a little late now.
The annoying thing is the NCAA made boatloads of money off of Fighting Sioux merchandise sales during the D-I hockey tournament. It’s just continuing the FIFA v NCAA corruption fight in my eyes, mixed in with some white man guilt.
I mean a majority of the tribes (I think there was one descenting tribe) passed votes saying they aren’t offended by the Sioux nickname and are impressed by UND’s respect for the Sioux nation.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I believe one of the tribes just refuses to even vote on the issue.
Which is the problem.
Most of them are in favor of UND using the Fighting Sioux nickname and have no problem with it.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The fact that the rest of the Sioux tribes (I’m thinking there are 2-5 that have voted) have voted in favor of UND is what annoys me about the NCAA’s stance.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
My understanding is that the NCAA takes an all or nothing stance on the issue.
Which is kinda dumb.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
it's also dumb that the legislature passed a law that they couldn't change the name
so the school is screwed right now because they can’t change it nor not change it
The legislature thinks the NCAA is in the wrong for the stance in "All or Nothing"
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
The NCAA, the officials from UND, and some state officials from North Dakota (including their governor) had a meeting setup a while back. Then a couple days beforehand, the NCAA cancelled out of the blue stopping any negotiations from occurring.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Didn't they change their name?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The state signed a law that states that the University of North Dakota's mascot is the Fighting Sioux and the NCAA is still having a shitfit about it.
It’s currently at a standstill, but they’re currently “in transition”. So they’re still the Fighting Sioux. The current solution is to be known as “University of North Dakota” or “UND” with no mascot name replacing it.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Wisconsin's strength and conditioning coach is bald too?
Jesus, is there anything they WON’T rip off from us?
by mikjones24 on Sep 1, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
We'll know they're completely copying us
when they switch from Miller Lite to Busch Light.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing to kill a night of college football like having a fantasy draft
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
Also
People bike, walk, run & eat outside. Who knew?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
And that is all it takes to be a great city in his eyes
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Lucky man
Everywhere he goes he will find a great city. So nice for the weak-minded to find happiness so easily.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The pic isn't showing up for me
But I will say that Jesse doesn’t do it for me.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking like not playing Wisconsin was a good deal
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Sep 1, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
Dont see many other big ten teams doing that to UNLV
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Duh, what i meant is i dont see them scoring 51 on them if they did play
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Sep 1, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
*shrugs*
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
So disagree
am bitter we won’t get Wiscy this year. You were impressed by that D?
by UpUpDownDown on Sep 1, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does my U-verse box not show espn3?
That’s what it does, receive and display video over IP. Give me one good reason for this.
So the best game of the night isn't even on TV.
/shakes fist at the gods
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh my god Kentucky is awful 7 rush yards and 28 pass yards in the first half. I think there basketball team could have gained more yards against WKU
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
And isn't WKU like 0-50 since moving up to FBS?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I just looked it up
they are 3-26 against FBS teams since moving up for the 07 season. They also have another 2 or 3 wins against FCS teams during that time.
I think they won an FCS national title 2002. I was mildly happy to see them leave UNI’s conference (then the Gateway, now called the MVC).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
they concussed Tebow tho
that’s worth a couple wins alone.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
And Kentucky has gone nothing but backwards on there first two plays with the ball. I think Kentucky should go down to D-1AA.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Joker is a defensive guy, IIRC
And I think that will have to be their strength, as they are replacing a long-time starting QB (Hartline) and their top two RBs.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
assholes threatened northwestern's record losing streak
thankfully they finally won last year when they were within 6
Wait, what was the spread in the Wisco game?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ooh.
The card said take the Rebels to cover, apparently.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
wait wisconsin didn't cover?
fuck me
i thought they had it in the bag. since when does bielema not run it up like an asshole?
I don't think they scored at all in the 4th quarter somehow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
There defense mailing it in at the end and allowing the TD by UNLV in the 4th really has to hurt those that had money on that one.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
RAAAAAAAAGE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If this website can be believed:
http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/las-vegas/
it started at Wisky -30, and settled at Wisky -35.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
BLOCK PARTY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
How many timeouts did Syracuse have there at the end?
Could they have forced a punt?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 1, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Can Idaho even keep a straight face
When they say that their arena is FBS worthy? The UNI-Dome is nicer.
Syracuse blaring "Don't Stop Believin'" over the PA
That’s pretty much the final nail in the coffin for that fad.
Steven Threet is now a "student assistant" coach
with the DEVILS!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Chris Rucker sighting tonight
Brian Leonard expected him to go low so tried to hurtle him, Rucker didn’t so was ready to grab him in the air and slam him to the ground. I was shocked with Indy took him (especially over Sash) because of his legal issues, but dude is talented.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
Rescue Me series finale next Wednesday.
This final season went really fast.
And was Louie the season finale for now, as well?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, probably.
And then Sunny is coming back within a week or two, I believe. I can’t recall if Archer is, as well?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
SofA is back next week also I believe.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Yep, Tuesday.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Who was 'Cuse playing again?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
/reads further up in thread, sees they played Wake.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Vontez Burfict
a DL for ASU wearing the #7.
Tough for me to get used to that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
better get use to it or he'll sock you in the face
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 1, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a linebacker.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
- still pretty weird for an LB.
But #18 is just great.
http://hawkeyelocator.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/i_greenway_i.jpg?w=195&h=262
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Should say "#7 still pretty weird for an LB."
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
this wku-uk game is an abortion
high school caliber football.
i assume kentucky is expected to battle it out with vandy for last in the sec?
That's an insult to HS football.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I would suggest good defense, but I don’t think that is the case.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
3rd and 7 and you throw it to your FB coming out of the backfield for a 3 yard game. Is Mike Singletary coaching these teams.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Too many pants still around waists for that to be the case.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 1, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
97 yard KO return for TD to begin the second half for ASU.
Davis better get ready to get roughed up.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Is this the MAC-WAC Challenge?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Kibbie Dome is seriously a HS-level facility.
And that’s an insult to HS facilities in Texas.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I don't want to live in this world anymore
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
the shirt
I’m not outraged, but it’s stupid.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I would not have nice things to say about a girl wearing one of those
I’d probably laugh if I saw a guy wearing one because odds are they are wearing it ironically, so it’d be “hahaha, look at that fucking hipster”.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
by shake n bake on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's an idiotic shirt
But the outrage surrounding it is just as idiotic.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Sep 1, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
COME ON YOU HILLTOPPERS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That was a crazy-ass interception.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ESPNU
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
To make you buy ESPNU or a sports package,
obviously.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Sep 2, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The offenses in this game are just fucking hopeless
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DAM NIT
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Sep 1, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
Posted this over at BSD, but Go Iowa Awesome and all
Thoughts on UNLV / Wisconsin:
—Wisconsin’s defense is garbage
—Russell Wilson is who I thought he was. Athletic enough and a good enough QB that against a crap defense, will light them the f*** up. Makes too many bad throws to get it done against the Penn States, Ohio States, and Nebraskas of the world
—Evaluating Wisconsin’s offense isn’t all that fair at this point. UNLV might have a significantly worse defense than Indiana State, and I’m not exaggerating. That being said, they can get it done easily against a bad defense, and there’s something to be said for that.
—UNLV covered. I TOLD YOU SO
"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.
Aw fuck.
Dammit, WKU
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No. I just like seeing upsets.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So
I guess the Hilltoppers didn’t win. HAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU WESTERN KENTUCKY THAT’S FOR BEATING DRAKE.
by mikjones24 on Sep 1, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I would say that's petty.
But I still smile if I see that Northwestern State lost.
So, uh, carry on.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ramirez!
Seduce Queen Elizabeth
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I'm late to the party.
But seriously… fuck Joffrey Baratheon.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 1, 2011 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
Stay tuned...
Sic semper tyrannis, etc. etc.
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.
by lo-hi-hawkeye on Sep 2, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm horrible about spoling things for myself
so I’m already pretty aware about what happens to him.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Sep 2, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
watching Burn Notice on the DVR. guest star Charisma Carpenter is still completely smoking fucking HOT. Especially in a bikini.
Our Johnson is bigger and better than LA's Johnson so suck it.
Someone really couldn't pronounce Sash?
TSash
Positive of the night: the PA announcer pronounced my name right. Its S-ASH. Not Sosh.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair
I was so sick of ESPN fellating Wisky
that I decided to go to the bars. This is me after the bars.
/#ThirstyThursday
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
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