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Video from the opening days of Iowa training camp. This is probably as close as we will ever get to "Hard Knocks: Iowa."

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Cool video...

Needs more Rex Ryan, though.

by bornofclay on Aug 9, 2011 2:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

OK, I have to ask a question.

I know it will make me sound either dumb or like a whiner.

Are they at a hotel just to prepare the players for the gameday (and night before) routine for the season? Are they only there for one night at the beginning of training camp, or several nights?

I realize that plenty of the players already live off-campus, but it seems like there would be an open dorm to use during the early part of training camp. I’m sure the expense is covered by donors (or maybe even donated by the hotel?) But it just seems a bit needless for training camp.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I think all (if not all, I know some) dorms allow early move in for students up to a full week before the start of the semester.

So I think that would overlap if the team was still in the dorms that last full week before school starts. I’m pretty sure they stay at the hotel for all of camp. They also stay there on Friday nights before games. Think of it as distraction prevention.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if the Iowa dorms are pretty much all used during this or recent school-years?

I think UNI usually has a surplus of dorm rooms, to the point that they have sometimes closed off some floors in the two tall tower dorm buildings (Dancer and Bender).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Iowa has had a shortage of dorm rooms during the academic year (or at least the beginning of the year) for the last decade-plus.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aha.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, got placed into community temp housing freshman year.

Sucked but only was for like a week.

"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

by Podolak Pimpin' on Aug 9, 2011 4:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow. That blows..

"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

by Podolak Pimpin' on Aug 9, 2011 8:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Has anybody heard

is there any plan for increasing housing long term? It’s long overdue

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 9, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before I graduated..

They did add a bunch of dorms onto Dirty Burge. Not sure otherwise, didn’t they snatch some apts in The Lodge by IC Wal Mart?

"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

by Podolak Pimpin' on Aug 9, 2011 5:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes, the UI leases some of the apartments in The Lodge for transfer students.

The UI has been short on housing for a long time because there were people in temp housing when I was a freshman.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 9, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My guess is that it separates them from students who may be on campus early.

Probably helps to ensure that the players are all together, while isolating them from any non-football related distractions. I’m sure they’re less likely to be harassed at the hotel than they would be if they were spotted in a dorm.

by The Mexican't on Aug 9, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do we really have to isolate them from the other incoming students?

We don’t seem to worry about them getting harassed during the school year (outside of Friday nights).

/my comment here sounds a bit aggressive/questioning, but I’m just trying to discuss this, so please don’t feel attacked.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

This might be especially important for the incoming guys. The are in a controlled environment, where they can be immersed in the culture of the team, get to know the other players, develop some comaraderie, and not be distracted by campus nonsense.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, maybe.

It just seems like a lot of slightly over-bearing effort (and a lot of expense?) for “student-athletes.”

The biggest problems I’d have with it are the (sort-of-needless) transportation (and costs) to do this.

Also, it would be kind of bitch to be sequestered to a hotel for two weeks before school even starts.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

"This is what I came here for." -Mika'il McCall

Also, if I was on the team, I would totally make fun of Canzeri and call him “Big Leagues” for at least the rest of the year.
Mika’il’s reaction was polite.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 9, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it is overbearing at all.

These are the guys they are going to be spending a majority of their time with. They need to start bonding early and having them all in one place is a good way to make them spend time together. It is also easier for the staff to make sure everyone is in the right place at the right time and on time to scheduled events.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 9, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That, and since it's camp,

I would think/hope that they would be too tired to be doing much of anything else but hang out. I would think a nice hotel would be better for this than any dorm or shit-tastic apartment or house in Iowa City.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Aug 9, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chazz, what part of "camp" don't you understand?

Kind of hard to do team building when you don’t make it feel like you’ve kind of gotten away from it all. It’s not an extravagance of the athletic department.

Same reason NFL teams go away for camp.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 9, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but this isn't the NFL.

These guys are 18 to 23 years old (usually).

I’m assuming the practices are occurring on the practice fields near the Fry Complex/Indoor Tennis Center. It just seems kind of dumb to me to haul them all to a hotel (is it in CR or IC, I don’t know?) just to haul them back to the Fry Complex the again in the morning.

I understand why they do this on nights before games, but it just seems like kind of a needless expense to me in the summer. I’m assuming they don’t do the same thing for spring practice (but guys are still in classes, then, too.)

Finally, if we are really at the point that we can’t get 120 guys to be at practice on time on August 10th, how in the hell do we do so during the season?

This whole thing isn’t really a huge deal to me, but just seems a little like overkill to me.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's really just to keep them all at one place

under wraps as much as possible, and to allow/force them to interact with each other and the upperclassmen. Here it’s a shared experience.

And as far as logistics go, from the Googles, it would seem that their staying at the Coralville Marriott, which is probably no further from most of the dorms and provides the ease of one-place, one-collection point.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's just an attempt to control the environment as much as possible

Instead of just dumping them loose in IC after practice. Given the way camp goes, it’s not like they’ll have a lot of free time and you want to make sure they wander off and don’t get lost resulting in them losing their clothing while running through the Pita Pit. Or something.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 9, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That, plus they’ll have the sweet buffet type thing at the hotel. Are the dorm cafeterias even open before school starts?

by txhawkeye on Aug 10, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can all but guarantee

that that is being paid for by Iowa Football. No hotel is going to donate that many rooms. Donor money is a funny thing since money is fungible. But I highly, highly doubt that the source of the funding is donors.

Northwestern goes to a camp up in Wisconsin for a few weeks. After reading the article on it, I think it’s a great idea. Iowa should do the same. I’m sure that sequestering them in a hotel is an effort to recreate the “all football, all the time” mentality

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Aug 9, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I’m sure that sequestering them in a hotel is an effort to recreate the "all football, all the time" mentality"

ding ding

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also have a feeling

that those rooms are heavily discounted since they’re reserved in bulk and I have a sneaking suspicion that the demand at the Coralville Marriott & Conference Center isn’t too high right now.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking the hotel cut them a break.

Maybe not free, but probably not $100+ per night, either.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

In the overall football operating budget

I would guess that the hotel costs for camp are rather negligible.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

I’ll go high with my estimate and say that the hotel is charging them $75 for a room.

We have how many players? I’ll say 120, even though it could be more with red-shirts and walk-ons.

Maybe coaches and some support staff? Let’s add another 30 people.

Now, if you put two people to a room, you get 75 rooms, times $75 a night. That’s $5625 per night. Take that times 14 days (2 weeks?), and you get just under $80k.

But, I didn’t figure in any possible transportation, food, or entertainment costs.

/when I just typed “entertainment costs”, I got the mental image of players and coaches playing charades. LOL/LAWL

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, for something like this

you get a basic, flat fee rate for the entirety. It wouldn’t surprise me if it were in the neighborhood of $20K or so, or possibly more. Keep in mind also that this is essentially free money for the hotel, because there is likely nothing else that the place would be used for in these weeks.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I AM EXCITED.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I thought he was a lineman at first

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nearly same size as Binns when he arrived..

Position change or just huge LB?

"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy

by Podolak Pimpin' on Aug 9, 2011 5:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think he's a middle LB

so the size isn’t as big a concern

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

He looks like baby Sean Merriman

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 9, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard Knocks: Iowa

This would be awesome to watch the week leading up to the first game.

by ISIS agent on Aug 9, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I think something like that with the wrestling team would be pretty interesting too.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure BTN could handle that level of INTENSELY INTENSE INTENSITY

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you ever see the “My Best Friend” video that M* and crew put together?

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyway, it was pretty funny. I believe they had to take it down. They walked around Iowa City with a cardboard cutout of Tom Brands and talked to him and introduced him to people.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why'd they take it down?

Bureaucrats ruin everything!

"Infantrymen of the polis think it a disgraceful thing to run away, and they choose death over safety in flight. On the other hand, hired soldiers, who rely from the outset on superior strength, flee as soon as they find they are outnumbered, fearing death more than dishonor."

by ReadingRambler on Aug 9, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

something like that.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

How often does a cardboard cut-out take you down and pin you to the ground until you beg for mercy,

then bounce up and open its shirt while popping off all the buttons?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to have a Faith Hill cutout that would do that to me frequently. That is, until my mom caught her.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL/LAWL

You didn’t invest in an air-filled model?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am a simple man Chazz.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN did a few episodes of Iowa Wrestling on "The Season" a few years back

which is basically like “Hard Knocks.” I think it was the 2001-2002 season. They didn’t win a national title in whatever year it was filmed and it was during the Zalesky years, but it was still pretty badass. I’m sure you can still probably find it on Youtube.

by Tom Ace on Aug 9, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's definitely on there.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. That was a very good show. The ending was tough though and they focused a lot on that kid that could never quite put it together.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

There would be too many shucks and darn it's for viewers.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 9, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mikail McCall: "I'm just here to play football"

Someone is sucking up to Ferentz, just a little bit maybe.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Aug 9, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost all of those guys seems like they were already well coached in Ferentz-speak.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except Nico Law...

Has he been sequestered in the DJK-honorary doghouse, yet?

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Aug 9, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did not speak in this clip, no.

He may never speak again.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did see that he's taken Bob Sanders Colts' numbers. (Sanders was 33 at Iowa, right?)

He looks game-ready, as in, at least a special teamer. IMO, a Prater-Hyde-Bernstein-Law defensive backfield has legit potential.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does not look like a freshman.

And, yeah, 33 was Bob’s Iowa number. 21 was his Colts number.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 9, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beware.

During the Big Ten Media Day coverage, they said that excessive celebration and/or taunting can now result in the negation of the touchdown.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unless he learned how to tackle instead of laying people out since last year, I don't see him starting this year

And I love Law and think he will eventually get there. I think Lomax and or Cambell get to play more this year.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 9, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be nice to Campbell's speed on the field

One of the KRs maybe?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree, KR would be nice.

I don’t see KF putting true-frosh out there though. I just don’t see the point of putting Hyde, Davis, or McNutt out there for KR or PR. Too valuable.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 10, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

DJK returned kickoffs and he was pretty valuable.

Hinkel returned punts and he was pretty valuable.

Hell, we had Ochoa still returning punts in ’03 when our other options at receiver were a few guys they pulled out of the student section.

I understand the fear of guys getting injured back there, but it’s not like that has been a huge issue for Iowa. The only return men I can recall getting hurt were Hinkel in ‘05 (hammy?) and Chaney in ’09. Frankly, I’m not sold on McNutt at PR because I don’t think he’s a good fit there; guys who are quick and can make the first guy miss tend to be the best options there. I love Marvin, but I don’t think that really describes him too well.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 10, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think a huge part of it

is finding a guy that almost never fumbles.

I think McNutt might fumble on actual game PRs a bit more than we’d like.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one will ever accuse me of being in over-agreement with Chazz

but I’m with him on this one. Not because I think McNutt would be fumble prone – I have no idea if he would be or wouldn’t be – but because I don’t see him as an effective PR. He’s too tall and lanky, he can’t make the guy miss. He’s like Brodell without Brodell’s hip movement, making him ineffective in congested space while waiting for the ball (but makes him great after a catch as he is able to overpower or step out of arm tackles from a CB).

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 11, 2011 3:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't necessarily think that McNutt would be a great PR.

I agree with what you’re saying. Basically, McNutt isn’t going to make anyone miss. I also don’t think he’s all that quick, but fumbles seems off-base.

by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

To me, it is slightly similar to his

issues once in awhile with dropping passes.

Then again, Sandeman had drops of passes at times, and was pretty solid with not fumbling on PRs.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am very intrigued by this relationship

Can’t wait to see how this plays out over the next few years: DJK-esque & always on thin ice or is he totally onboard with the Iowa Way, aka Kirk’s Way or the HighWay?

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 9, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO, the person we have to worry about is Rudock

HE’s the one wearing the #15 DJK jersey, and clearly it is the number that causes the problems, not the man.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can't make the freaking thing play

Been trying since last night.

&$?@!#% slow Internet connection

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 9, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Needs more star wipes.

by Enoch on Aug 9, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I found them to be a group of clean cut, polite young men.

Which bothers me no end.

"This is it. Nuclear combat toe to toe with the Ruskies"--Slim Pickens as "Major T.J. 'King' Kong" in "Dr. Strangelove, (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb)"

by Zulu on Aug 9, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Morris looks a bit bigger this year.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow - can't believe Iowa posted this behind-the-scenes stuff. Of course, I'm sure

that it was vetted thoroughly to make sure it was on-message and compliant, etc. Still, it’s exciting for Iowa football nerds like us who follow the team closely.

by RazorHawk on Aug 9, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

You'll notice who didn't make the video again?

/DJK and A-Rob conspiracy-theorist’d

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this the AD, or SID office's doing?

Because they catch a lot of heat for what they put ou there, but this is indeed awesome from both a PR and recruiting standpoint.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 9, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Count the number of times

that someone says “you know” in that video

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Aug 9, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That was starting to get on my nerves as well

That, and Jordan Canzeri with all his "like"s. Not very well versed in public speaking, but under Ferentz everyone gets muzzled for the most part.

by Hank Thrasher on Aug 9, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a young guy.

Give him some time and some gen-ed English credits.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 9, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Get the lad through CMS100 or whatever it is at Iowa before mashing him on the number of Uhs and Uhms.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 9, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 34

rather well educated and I STILL have to watch myself that I don’t use “like” too often.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s amazing how much you (or I, or anyone) will stammer when you have a bunch of cameras, microphones, and people all listening to/recording you.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 10, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

For one of the jobs I have had, I was forced to give presentations to my intimidating boss. For some, I had to sell him inanimate objects that he pointed out to me and deliver an immediate 3 minute pitch. For others, I had a day or less to prepare on specific topics. During my delivery, if I said “aaah” or “ummm” 3 times, I had to start over. This was in front of the boss and 3 of my peers. One of my compadres had to re-start 7x before he got through. It was brutal. The lesson? Practice, practice, practice. Cures the ’umms" and “you knows”.

by txhawkeye on Aug 10, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like, why is this a problem?

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Aug 10, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, it's official. I LOVE THIS YEAR'S TEAM!

Also, I don’t think I’ve ever claimed one before, but ManCrush: Melvin Spears.
If he’s good, he is gonna be fun to watch. Swaggerific times in the linebacking corps = I like it.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 9, 2011 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder if Melvin will end up playing with his hand down at some point.

"The year was marked by ominous signs: fires blazed in the sky, there was a violent earthquake; and a cow talked - there was a rumour that a cow had talked the previous year, but nobody believed it: this year they did. Nor was this all: it rained lumps of meat." -Livy describing the year that Iowa State won their football national championship.

by Lycurgus on Aug 9, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could see that.

I just enjoyed his general attitude, and the wink at the camera. Plus he looks like he could be a beast, so where ever he ends up, I hope he’s good enough for the playing field. (/TCAP) I remember his highlights seeming solid, for whatever that’s worth. (TWSS.)

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 9, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was really disappointed when I previewed that last post.

With the (/TCAP) and (TWSS.), I kinda expected the formatting to do something really creepy to the text.

Like, could we get SBN to make it so, if you ever type (TCAP) and (TWSS) in the same post then your text just turns into
Photobucket
???

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 9, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this TCAP?

Why are you so offended? TWSS is sorta played out, but still funny in the right spots.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 9, 2011 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

ring ring, ring ring: "Hello, To Catch A Predator speaking."

Me: “Uh, yeah, long time listener first time caller.”

I’m a late adopter of the TCAP meme, or whatever it is.
Also, this is the first (and several after) time I’ve written TWSS, but it was a pre-emptive move.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 9, 2011 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't seen it abbreviated before.

Now I can mentally insert the Chris Hanson picture. Thanks.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 9, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jacob Hillyer looks to be in 5th year senior beastmode

That kid is 6’4 and looked about 220+ in that video. That’s a big-ass WR.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 9, 2011 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know what I expected

but Prater’s voice doesn’t sound at all like I imagined it to be.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 10, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ferentz version of Rex Ryan

“There is no doubt about it, we are going to have a snack.”

by kaugie01 on Aug 10, 2011 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

CARROT STICKS AND JUICE BOXES FOR EVERYONE!

PLEASE QUIETLY LINE UP IN AN ORDERLY QUEUE.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 10, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

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