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As promised, a new thread for your weekend Hamsterdam tomfoolery.  Last night's thread got rather long.

The usual rules of the 'dam are still in effect.  And if you're on the East Coast, stay safe and stay inside.

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Torres and Drogba up top.

I expect Mata will make an appearance for Chelsea after an hour or so.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 9:23 AM CDT reply actions  

It must be terrible to have Lukaku, Mata, and Anelka on the bench.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 27, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's slightly disgusting

As is the ManCity bench. If either club finishes outside of the top 4 it has to be considered a serious disappointment.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not too shabby to have Chicharito/Welbeck, Valencia, and Berbatov on the bench, I imagine.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, you've got, um, Kuyt. And Ngog. And like a dozen midfielders I can't remember.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ngog wil be shipped off to Bolton soon

Liverpool’s bench consists mostly of up-and-coming midfielders. Once Gerrard is healthy, Henderson will be relegated to squad play. Downing has played well enough that he may stay in the first eleven, so Kuyt may end up as a bench player moving forward. Until the European money comes in, Liverpool just can’t afford to be as deep as the other big 4.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder how Gerrard will fit into this lineup.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

They'll slot him right in.

Charlie Adam will probably be asked to play a more defensive position and Henderson will stay on the bench. The real issue will be whether Meireles gets his minutes once Gerrard returns. He looked to be in great form before his collarbone injury on Wednesday, so we’ll see.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, something has to give.

Henderson and Meireles seem like the most likely bets.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Meireles and Suarez really seem to play well together, and Gerrard may be reaching the end of his line. I just hope Dalglish does enough to keep Meireles in the squad going forward. Letting him go would be a mistake.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I won't complain.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 27, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think Mata gets a run-out.

I bet Lukaku does too if they get another goal.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sooooo

I hear Stanzi kicked ass yesterday

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 27, 2011 9:42 AM CDT reply actions  

That's what everyone's saying.

I wasn’t paying enough attention because last night’s thread got out of hand, but he did throw a really nice TD at the end of the 3Q

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I ended up watching most of the third quarter.

Had a few really nice passes, a few crappy ones. The OL protection was occasionally decent, which helped matters.

I’m biased, of course, but I’d rather have Stanzi as QB2 than Tyler fucking Palko.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

A few commenters over at Arrowhead Pride are hoping that they'll give Ricky the start in pre-season week 4

Just to see what he can do with first team help. I’d love to see it and think Stanzi would do well with a little protection and players like J.Baldwin and “Double” Dwayne Bowe to throw to. Plus, he’d almost certainly throw a TD to Moeaki.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would be nice to see.

You’d think the Week 4 game would have a lot of Stanzi and Palko.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I can't imagine Cassel playing for more than 1 or 2 series.

I don’t know how many teams keep 3 QBs on the roster, but it seems a bit foolish with the 3rd QB rule, so it could be a very big day for Palko/Stanzi.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

most teams keep 3

3rd QB rule was removed when they expanded gameday rosters to 46 men this year.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was such a dumb rule

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

the purpose of it made sense, but the execution of it was all kinds of weird.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

missed it

was busy watching Curtis Painter removing his ass from his ass now that the Colts are paying a real backup to try to take away his job.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Dan Orlovsky still gainfully employed?

Will that be ending on Tuesday?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

maybe not that soon, but he's not making the final 53, Painter looked way better than Dan and they guaranteed Collins too much money to cut him

before he has a chance to get a real handle on the playbook.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

and going to pretend that wasn't a typo and say that Painter had hid head so far up his ass that his ass was in his ass

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Bacon

has always been a loose cannon

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 10:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Norwich has been far feistier than I expected.

Chelsea’s missed a few good chances, too.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mata has to be coming on soon.

When was the transfer made? Has he had more than a day or so to train in West London?

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Earlier in the week.

I think he’ll be out for a bit.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

You get a whistle, and you get a whistle, and you get a whistle...

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Well that was fucking stupid

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh, shit.

And now Drogba appears to be unconscious.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got knocked the fuck out.

I hope he’s okay.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Going out on a stretcher is never good.

He probably won’t have any idea where he is for a while. Hopefully landing on his face didn’t tweak anything. That was really nasty.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

At least he was moving around a little, it looked like.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought so too.

Looked like he was awake before they carried him off. I can’t imagine how scary it would be to wake up strapped to a board looking up at the sky.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm at the Texas Tech rec center this morning

and I see they have a wrestling club. I am deliberating involvement, but I haven’t been on a mat in 11 years and I am definitely out of wrestling shape. Then again, I don’t know the skill level of west Texas wrestlers.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Go for it.

I’d love to get involved in a local wrestling club to help get into shape, but the only group around here is the HS, and since I’ve never wrestled before I’d feel like a huge creeper.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be creepy.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would just like to take Judo at some point.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Judo is good if you are shorter. Not good if you are tall

I would go for Aikido, depending on what you want to accomplish

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want to fight crime in the streets of Lubbock. It is mostly cattle rustlers, horse thieves, and sheep buggerers. Is there a good martial art to fight that kind of tomfoolery?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

ASSKICK-FU

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Systema, if you can find some crazy Russians

Though in Texas, they may think you are a Commie by association

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

From what I remember, the Muscatine wrestling room is full of 30-something looking Mexican guys.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I may fit right in, then.

Except I can’t grow facial hair so I can’t quite look 30-something.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

So there you are.

Honestly, when I was at Bettendorf, the welcomed almost anyone that wanted to serve as a workout partner. Miletich was always in there with his guys and there were a few others. I don’t anyone would think too much of it. Plus, I don’t think the Muskies have been all that good recently, they may need some more warm bodies.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doooooo it.

But beware, those yokels 2×4s and folding chairs to practice.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

There are Von Erichs roaming around Lubbock?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think I will head to the organizational meeting and feel it out. I could definitely use the workout.

Plus, maybe by Christmas I could come home and roll a bit with my brother without getting killed.

I am busy as hell this fall though. That is the only thing.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Desert Eagle .357

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I imagine that I will laugh as soon as I understand this joke.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its a hand cannon

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. He just ran back a TO for a TD. Big dude. Biiiiiiiiiig.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else in NE NC or SE VA?

I’m in Hampton, VA, currently getting somewhat pummeled by the hurricane, but haven’t quite seen the worst of it yet

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:28 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm thinking if I just go outside and offer the hurricane some money or weed it will go where I want it too

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

I hear hurricanes respond well to such incentives

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Some kind of offering. Maybe sacrifice one of Rambler’s precious Jersey cows to the storm god.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

The hurricane did originate somewhat in the Caribbean, paganism might be the proper response

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Poseidon must be appeased. He demands liquor and all the finest tendons of north west Indiana.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

If only Purdue weren't so darned stingy with those things

maybe this wouldn’t be happening. YOU HEAR ME, OMHR, I’M BLAMING THIS NATURAL DISASTER ON YOU!

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

What isn’t their fault?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Katrina

that was all Bush’s fault

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whatever

Everyone knows astronauts don’t care about black people.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the hookers

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can hear Norm now

DON’T BE FORGETTIN ABOUT THE WHORES NOW

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

YEP

He tripped Ramires.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a real letter of the law red card.

Seems like a penalty kick would have sufficed. Maybe a yellow if he felt a card was necessary. Straight red is a rough.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was it the last man rule?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

They get to use a subsitute keeper, right?

And just play with 10?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Penalty for sure. Red? I dunno.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

SUPER FRANK

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Great opportunity for Norwich there.

This has been quite the game considering how one sided it started.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 AM CDT reply actions  

I want to care about soccer so much

just so I can participate in these cool conversations you guys all have. Alas, it just isn’t happening.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

I think it's a lot like NASCAR

If you pick a side and follow them, the love of the sport may soon follow.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll try. I think that is good advice.

Though, it is all I can do to keep from running through a wall in anticipation for football and wrestling. My attention span might not be long enough.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Juan Mata is SO TINY.

But I love him already.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:48 AM CDT reply actions  

LOVE LOVE LOVE

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tiny Mata?

That ball is so HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

5 best 1980s synth pop albums, in no order

Some Great Reward, Depeche Mode
The Queen is Dead, The Smiths
Songs From the Big Chair, Tears for Fears
Please, Pet Shop Boys
Black Celebration, Depeche Mode

any thoughts?

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

any thoughts?

I wonder what all of those sound like.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lot of good music in there

a lot of strange music too, but a lot of good

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

It probably isn’t my type of music, but I will check it out.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

No New Order? Or Joy Division?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it were songs, it would be a different story

but albums…I don’t think JD/NO ever released anything on those albums’ level

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Substance 1987

is a hell of an album

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

You are not wrong

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know that I'd call Echo and the Bunnymen "synth pop"

maybe, but not necessarily. That being said, I just got the sheet music to “Lips Like Sugar” and am wailing away with it on my piano

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would put Erasure in there as well

but really, narrowing it down to just 5, not bad.

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thing with Erasure

is as good of music as they made, it was probably Vince Clarke’s third best band of the 80s. Speak and Spell by Depeche Mode wasn’t all that good, but did have Just Can’t Get Enough, which is still an iconic hit, and Upstairs at Eric’s by Yaz is just top to bottom solid.

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

True

and taking whole albums into consideration, I think the only one that would qualify is the Innocents. It also doesn’t help that there’s so much overlap. It’s not like (for example) The Who or the Rollings Stones, long lasting bands cranking out music. With some of the British synth pop stuff you had bands losing and gaining people all the time, and trying things out. Made for some great music.
Thinking about it, I’d throw Gary Numan in there, not for any album in particular, but Are ‘Friends’ Electric? is a great song

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tears for Fears

all day, everyday.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seven and the Ragged Tiger or Arena, Duran Duran

How to Be a…Zillionaire!, ABC
The Innocents, Erasure

No 80’s synth pop list is complete w/o Duran Duran. Love me some Depeche Mode, though, and PSB were also big in my youth.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eurythmics are synth pop champs.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked (in addition to all yours)

ABC, Lexicon of Love (very different sounding when it came out and lots of imitators shortly thereafter)
Bronski Beat, Age of Consent (girls would go into strange moods when BB was on radio)
The The, Soul Mining (I still listen to this like it was released a week ago)
Heaven 17: Penthouse And Pavement (awesome)

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Aug 27, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

oops...meant to reply to ckmneon

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Aug 27, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

how did I forget Soul Mining?

great album

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know that one

gonna have to pick it up. The only thing I have of theirs is Infected

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy.

It might be the gayest song ever recorded but I like it very much.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about "why?"

That video is over the top.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT A FAKE ASS BUCKEYE

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know a guy who taught a class that Herbstreit took at OSU. Apparently, he offered to sleep with the female TA if she would give him an A.

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

She turned him down.

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, of course that's what she told HIM

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by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

he didn’t get an A.

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

The newest part of tOSU's investigation:

How anyone could turn down an offer that good!

by One Night Stanzi on Aug 27, 2011 11:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Buckeyeski'd

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by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm there with ya brother

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOUNGINS

I wish I would have been here for it.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listen to these to introduce yourselves

“Blasphemous Rumours” by Depeche Mode, “There is a light that never goes out” by the Smiths, and “Opportunities” by the Pet Shop Boys. If you don’t like it, it’s probably not your bag. If you’re intrigued, go further down the rabbit hole.

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Needs more mariachi?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, have you seen any release dates for the new Gambino?

I’ve been listening to the EP from spring non-stop.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Freaks and Geeks" is sooooo good.

All I know is that it’s supposed to be out in September sometime.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's out touring again.

But the site doesn’t say anything about the album

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Foo Fighters-Wasting Light

That’s all you need to know right now

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was the best Foos in a loooooooong time.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I love it

Echos, Silence, Patience, Grace sucked hard.

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably the best album since The Colour and the Shape

There were a handful of good songs on other albums since then, but the albums themselves weren’t that great.

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by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Nowadays, it’s really hard to come by an album I can listen to front and back. Wasting Light is one of those few

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Playing through The Colour and the Shape as a full album

was one of the high points of my Rock Band addiction.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

The self-titled and The Colour And The Shape are really good.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes,

I also like “There is Nothing Left to Lose.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn. Aquinas on a year too late for the Rudock show

Also, why is the band on this game playing during plays but quitting during breaks?

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Aquinas was on TV a few times last year.

Rudock was fun to watch.

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by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I remember that

And that’s good news. Aquinas has a good stable of backs. Hopefully Jake is putting some good words in.

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

AIRBHG DEMANDS MOAR RUNNING BACKS

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, so scary.

Hopefully no permanent damage.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh and by the way. 5 days til not Iowa football

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:28 AM CDT reply actions  

Movie Version

to be played by Dana Carvey and Tracy Morgan

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by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nah.

I hear Jamarcus Russell is looking for work

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's way too fat to play Jason Manson.

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by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a vurrah good point

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

you are not my doppelganger

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

An ISU fan

would think up a way (like that idea of Carvey/Morgan) to make Iowa fans not want to see a film about one of our greatest football moments.

So, I’ll return fire with: Insight Bowl 2000, starring BJ Novak as Sage Rosenfels, Gaius Charles as Ennis Haywood, and Jeremy Piven as Dan McCarney.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love you Drew Tate!

You know how SEG feels about Stanzi? Well…

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I got invited to write for the new WRNL site

if it ever goes up.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

They already tweeted to Cowboys Ride For Free that they’d be “neighbors soon” so the cat’s pretty much out of the bag.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Congrats

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Saturday morning DNA extraction is kind of relaxing.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

word.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

The power saw is a bit loud though.

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Out of context, your comments make you sound like either a mad scientist or a serial killer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

mad scientist or a serial killer.

How thin a line am I willing to walk?

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you saying your life is like a pay-cable drama?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

the most boring pay-cable drama in history

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by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw, it's gotta be better than JOHN FROM CINCINNATI

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which gets double negative points

for being Milch’s excuse for walking away from Deadwood. Seriously, fuck that guy.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was inexcusable.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going with sex

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gerrard has a groin infection?

That sounds hilarious, icky, and painful all at once.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

I missed that.

I’m not even entirely sure how long he’ll be out.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Groin infection" feels like it should be a euphemism for STD.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

that could contend with Sports Hernia for the grossest sports injury I've heard of.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could swear

Gerrad has some kind of issue with his kidneys and has to do dialysis. I wonder if these two things could be related?

by RH's Bookie on Aug 27, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does have a condition with his back/groin.

And something about him growing too fast early in his career.

Read the last part of the “Liverpool Beginnings” section on his wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Gerrard#Liverpool_Beginnings_.281998-2003.29

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im not going to try and save face.

I thought it was David Gerrad from Jacksonville. I really need to get cable so I can watch me some soccer.

BTW the keeper knocking out the striker mentioned further below…. Wow. Being a keeper myself, that’s insane!

by RH's Bookie on Aug 27, 2011 5:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

One week yo

I will not be watching Iowa

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

I might not be watching the game live, either.

Sigh.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mi familia is visiting.

Spending three hours in the middle of the day watching football might be hard to swing. I’ll probably end up DVRing it for later.

Not the end of the world if I can’t watch Tenn. Tech live.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ross, just back from Indy with your dad for a few days.

He said he was going up to visit you. I wondered how you were going to be able to fit the game in. Guess that’s why they have DVR!!

by CarrollHawk on Aug 27, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha.

I thought you were pulling my leg until I remembered our past conversation.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I often wonder why I’m in something that takes away Iowa football from me

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

why I’m in something that takes away Iowa football from me

Vagina?

Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein

by Lycurgus on Aug 27, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not even remotely close

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

If it is band I know how you feel haha.

I’ve got competitions on October 1st, 8th, 15th, and 22nd. That’s Penn State and Northwestern. I might get to see Minny though.

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by iamalex13 on Aug 28, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gerrard who?

That Henderson kid looks pretty damn good.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Indeed.

At least they’re all pretty young.

Is Carroll playing today? I saw Kuyt got a start. Is that because Meireles is out?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably. Kuyt really does deserve to start.

Carroll played a bit on Wednesday, so they may just be resting him for the first 60 or so.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Suarez played some on Wednesday, too, didn't he?

… oh my, so close for Suarez there.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. He's really playing himself back into full match shape.

And he really should have scored there. Needs to strike that into the corner.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the chip was a little cheeky.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps for the last time

This mornings standings

   Team P GD PTS
1 Wolves 3 3 7
2 Man City 2 5 6
3 Man Utd 2 4 6
4 Aston Villa 3 2

http://www.wolves.co.uk/javaImages/8d/64/0,,10307~7627917,00.jpg

by james the first on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, Chelsea is technically on top of the table right now thanks to the alphabet.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grabbed the table earlier

My sports day ended at 8:30, after F1 qualifying.

by james the first on Aug 27, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

CyHawk I'm reading your football preview at clone chronicles.

And I had never seen that Texas onside kick before….WHY DID HE KNEEL AFTER CATCHING IT? Can you not advance an onset kick once you recover?

by Argulor on Aug 27, 2011 11:49 AM CDT reply actions  

not sure

I just assumed it was so they didn’t screw it up.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who has more tats: Skrtel or Meireles?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

So I just read the article about the SEAL dog

And not ashamed to say I bawled.

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by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Good boy

It’s been sent to me by several non-Iowa fan friends with ‘OMG, have you seen this?!’. Should the UI make this happen, it will get massive attention- in a beautiful way.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm OK with it once.

I’m not sure I want it to become a tradition.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't think anyone's talking about that

More than once may take away from the specialness, I’ll grant you.

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by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I hadn't heard about doing so more than once.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So: Silva by smashing tonight?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think he'll KO Okami

but I don’t see how he could possibly lose. Which sucks, cause I’m tired of him and he’s a showboating dickhead. I wanna see the St Pierre – Silva super fight so we can all watch GSP dissect his ass and tear him apart.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know that GSP could dissect A Silva.

Silva’s only a dickhead because he’s got no real competition. He absolutely erased Belfort without much showboating. That said, Okami is a lot like Sonnen so Silva may have his hands full.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't disagree with you more.

And I definitely don’t think GSP could tear him apart. The reach and size advantages Silva has are massive.

Not to mention that he’s pretty good on the ground even if GSP does take him down.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge GSP fan, so I'm very biased of course...

but GSP never takes time off during matches (at least since the Serra fight), which Silva does all the time. GSP conditioning is probably the best in the game, and it’s almost a sure thing that he’d just get Anderson on the ground without eating too many knees and pummel him. He’s never fought a guy with a ground game that even comes close to GSP’s (I’m taking about strikes on the ground, not submissions), and that’s where GSP just annihilates people.

You’re definitely right about the size advantage, but Georges is just so damn good right now and prepares so well for every fight that I think he’d be able to take Silva down.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

"and it’s almost a sure thing that he’d just get Anderson on the ground without eating too many knees and pummel him. "

Yeah, I wouldn’t go that far.

Silva walks around at 220-230 and has significant reach advantage. I think GSP would need a lot of time to develop enough size to counter that and it’s hard to say what that would do to his quickness.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Silva is more likely to move up to 205 than stay at 185 and continue to trounce everyone.

The talk of the superfight is great, but it’s probably unlikely. A Bones-Silva fight is probably more likely.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could be a really fun fight.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Bones is huge and quick, has good wrestling, and attacks from incredibly unorthodox angles. It would be really interesting.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think confidence,

while at times dickhead-ish, is just a huge asset for A. Silva.

Now, if he ever let’s it go so far to make him ignore threats to the point that someone like GSP or Jones could get a few big hits on him, then it becomes a problem.

Until then, Silva knowing he is the baddest mother in that level of MMA is just a huge help to him, because he has the talent (and enough smarts) to go with it.

I don’t like GSP, but if I were him, I’d certainly have a nagging notion in the back of my mind that Silva is bigger and possibly better than me, if I was GSP entering that fight.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He definitely needs to move up to 205.

Silva and other guys that fight at weights lower than they should be fighting at, most notably Dominick Cruz, annoy the shit out of me.

I could see Jones having a great fight with Anderson. Shogun as well, but I know the Brazilians are weirdos about fighting each other.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again, I just hate Silva and love GSP

so I’m probably being super irrational. Still think Georges would take it to him, but you’re right.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, GSP is the John Cena of UFC.

I don’t what “Hustle, Honor, and Respect” is in French, but I’m sure GSP does.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

GSP is the ultimate babyface.

I wish he’d have a bit more finisher’s instinct. He needs to start finishing fights again.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true...

but being like John Cena IRL is a lot different than being like John Cena in kayfabe. I like to look at Georges as more of an IRL version of The Karate Kid.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cobra Kai FTW!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, speaking of GSP...

What’s your guys’ predictions for the Diaz fight?

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

GSP will destroy Diaz.

I’m a huge fan of Diaz, but he’s got no shot.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking the same.

I’ve never liked Diaz, but he does have a fun style. I just don’t see how he has a chance… GSP is heads and tails above him in just about every facet of the game.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, unless Diaz can get him with a lucky shot early, he's toast.

GSP will take him down and smother him for five rounds.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought that they'd fought once before, but I'm not able to find anything to confirm it.

Probably getting Diaz mixed up with Mayhem. I can’t imagine Diaz peppering GSP the way he does others. I’m excited to see the fight though.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fully expect him to land some shots

but Georges can absorb damage pretty well, and his tried-and-true method of getting guys comfortable on their feet and then taking them down with force is a death sentence for Diaz. I fully expect GSP’s elbows to be pretty red by the end of the bout.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still wouldn't bet money on him finishing Diaz, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Diaz is a tough guy, and GSP hasn't finished a fight in what feels like years.

There’s a good chance that their fight goes the full 25. I’m hoping if it does that it’s at least an exciting 25 minutes.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't finished a fight in years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

His fights do tend to get boring near the end, but I honestly love fights that go the full five rounds. I feel like I’m getting my money’s worth, and generally when GSP goes for 5 he just whoops the other guys’ ass for 5… it’s not like a controversial “who really won this five round fight” kind of thing.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of the time.

The beating he put on Kos was awesome, but the Shields fight was dreadful.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I absolutely love Jose Enrique.

Seeing the left back on the opponents touchline is amazing.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

He was a sharp buy.

Got him from Newcastle, right?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

He’s been a tremendous asset. I’ll be extremely pissed off if Liverpool can’t make top 4 with the squad Dalglish is building.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo, that was almost disaster for Bolton.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Ross, you would be proud.

I stayed up all night so I could watch the soccer match at 7:00 when I promptly fell asleep shortly after halftime.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that was silly.

Getting proper rest is important.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

EPL Saturdays are long days.

I opted to skip Wolves this morning after an unusually late night in the Ham’dam.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

They are.

Especially if it’s an extension of Friday night. hahaha

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I almost never watch the super-early game on Saturday.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saturday mornings are usually a triple-header, actually.

There’s an early game on around 6:30am CST, another one at 9am CST, and a final one at 11:30am CST.

ESPN2 only has one game, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Or Fox Soccer Plus, the FSC spin-off.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

On FSC?

Replay. They aren’t starting games at 10pm in England.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That makes sense. I never remember just how far behind England we are.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

In time or talent.

Because the latter isn’t as much as people would like you to believe.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except in the realm of synth pop.

And soccer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, they're different?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure the Pet Shop Boys were midfielders

At West Ham. WEST. HAM. BOYS.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So that's why they're in the Championship now.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

you didn’t miss much…unless you support Wolves or Villa that is.

by icculus on Aug 27, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sooo.

Sol Campbell says he’d like to come back to Arsenal. Not exactly the way I’d like to see that club raise their average age.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, Arsenal do need centerback help, but you can surely do better (and younger) than that.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Wenger needs to make another bid at Cahill.

He’d be a tremendous asset for a team near the top of the table.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

And not an insulting bid like 6M.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That bid has Kroenke's name all over it.

He’s a notoriously cheap owner.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That guy owns everything.

Denver Nuggets, the ’Lanche, their arena, the Colorado MLS team, the St. Louis Rams, Arsenal, and some Lacrosse team.

It’d be kind of nice to have such a life, where you just go from event-to-event for teams that you own.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's cheap.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed. But instead

they’re going after more offense. Great.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another player from the French leagues, eh?

Hope he’s better than The Incredible Disappearing Chamakh.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He IS a national team captain.

But he’s not exactly a young player to be coming over from Le Ligue.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess that's something.

I can’t believe how badly Chamakh has bombed, especially after getting off to a pretty decent start last year.

But when you’re behind Bendtner, a guy who’s (a) on his way out the door and (b) has zero confidence… well, you must suck.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, did you see Nasri trolling Arsenal fans on his way out the door this week?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's a bit of a bitch.

However, I’m sure the atmosphere at the Emirates has grown increasingly toxic in recent seasons. It’s gotten bad enough up there that Sir Alex is defending Wenger in the press. Who saw that coming?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also also, Adebayor must really love sticking it to Arsenal and Arsenal fans.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

There it is.

Charlie Adam is a great taker of set-pieces.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, how's it 3-0 already?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't those fuckers know I have Suarez on my fantasy team?

I might need to get Adam in there, though. He was a fucking boss last year for Blackpool and that doesn’t seem to have changed with him swapping orange for red.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got Suarez, as well.

Even though he’s been setting up the goals, he didn’t get the assist that would have been a huge point boost. Kuyt has 7 so far. Adam must have a dozen by now.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm worried they're gonna sub him out for Carroll in 10 minutes or so.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

They may.

Of course, Dalglish may send Carroll in for Kuyt, so that Andy and Suarez can have some more game time together.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it on FSN?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I meant to type.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, I've just rejoined the land of the soccer-conscious.

I now subscribe to FSC & GolTV. Huzzah!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was only $5.

Not bad for that and a bunch of other HD sports.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

Goddamn. I just need to pay the extra $10 a month.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah

first weekend? That, sir/ma’am, is not for a full 27 days.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rub it in

when you’re done in the second week of May or whatever.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aww, Derby's no longer top of the table in the Championship.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Kyle;

Sam’s Oktoberfest is dynamite this year.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

It's better than I remember it being in the past.

Ayinger and Hacker-Pschorr are still top dogs when it comes to Marzen, but Sam’s is exceptional.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Caring is creepy

I don’t know if this has been mentioned or not, but there is HS football on ESPN right now. There are 3 players on St. Thomas Aquinas (FL) how are “considering” Iowa according to ESPN. They are:

Dami Ayoola RB 3*
Bryan Cox Jr. DE 3*
Tyler Drake OLB 2*

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 1:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe

Wikipedia says he is a coach for the Dolphins. St. Thomas Aquinas is in Ft. Lauderdale. It’s possible

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. He is.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BC Sr would be a bigger

Pain in the ass to have around the program than Craig James

by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Aug 27, 2011 2:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

BC, Sr. and Diddy? yes, please.

A lot of distraction from all the crappy play and other off-field stuff.

meh

by tyger1147 on Aug 27, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

But we would have more hookers!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bryan Cox Jr

Just picked of a screen pass as a DE and returned it 50 yds or so to the 1 where he got tripped up by a WR. It was very impressive

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

A very solid ale in the mold of an English bitter.

A nice but one-dimensional hop character with really refreshing bitterness on the end. If there was ever a American-made English bitter that could be labeled a session beer, that’s it.

Make sure you pour it into a glass… it’s weird out of the bottle, as are most beers.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm getting to the point where I might just scrap the whole fucking thing.

Response has been poor although Ross wants to frontpage bump something this week. Hopefully that will get asses in gear.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

How many shirts needed to sell to make it a manageable price?

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to get people to plan for November in August, I guess.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unmmm, who is the police officer?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Sexy cop making an appearance is a win.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I thought the Vandervelde corner was my fave until I scrolled down.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

SEXY COP!

And, damn, I was kinda looking forward to the Schindler’s List one…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

read the title line, 7 is Schindler's List, which we wasn't touching

Raiders is 23. Crusade is 104.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/top

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the span of six games, Bolton plays Man City, Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal, and Chelsea.

Ouch.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah.

It may be time to drop Gary Cahill. Bolton are bound to get beaten up over the next few weeks.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't see him getting too many points, no.

Unless he gets sold to someone else…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good tip. Thanks.

/points internet browser to EPL Fantasy League site.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They just got Boyata on loan from City, so... there's that.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER

There goes my clean sheet for Reina. Fuck off, you Wanderers.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that's three goals in three games for Klasnic.

Hmm.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:21 PM CDT reply actions  

So this is obnoxious.

FSC isn’t HD but GolTV is? So I can watch the Uruguayan League in HD but not the Premiership. Dumb.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some carriers have it in HD. It's inconsistent, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Racing v. Valencia has been entertaining so far.

2 goals in 10 minutes.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm, someone tell FSC I don't think Serie A is going to be on next...

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

But a woeful lack of flopping.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

This just reminds me of how ready i am for hockey to start.

I lamented the ’Hawks signing of Carcillo early on, but I am so ready for him to stomp some Vancouver ass.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Liverpool is top of the table now, thanks to goal difference.

At least until the Manchester teams play tomorrow.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Tomorrow I'll be behind Wenger 100%.

ManU is looking at probably 10 more points after this week. If Liverpool are to stay close, they’ll need some help from Chelsea and Arsenal. Limiting the Devils to 11 over that stretch is probably the best I can hope for, but 9 would be great.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch this... just seriously... watch it.

This is Dave Davidson of young, up-and-coming tech-metal band Revocation playing a song off their new album for JamPlay. The growly/screamy/Cooke-Monster-ish vocals have been removed to focus on what he’s doing with the guitar.

This dude is talented.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

Did he get kicked in the face?

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goalie went to punch the ball away.

He missed, but connected with Drogba’s face.

Instant mid-air KO.

It was probably a better finish than anything we’ll see tonight, sadly.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ.

I need to see a video of that.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about a .gif

(From mocksession)

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok... maybe this time the embedding will work.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was punched in the side of the head and landed on his face.

The keeper knocked him out mid-air, so he had no way to catch himself.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's really ugly.

Again, soccer players aren’t pussies, despite all the stupid diving.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oof.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Montana v. California?

Hmm.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Beer report

Off to work in a few hours, but stopped at Hy-Vee (Iowa cred! Ding!) for a mix-n-match sixer.

Oberon Ale x2, Cream City IPA, a Steven’s Point Oktoberfest (we’ll see), a Wolters Fest Bier and a Bacardi Mojito for Mrs. NoPants.

Also, in case of an Iowa football emergency, one Four Loko in a black and gold can.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Today is not my day.

I have a deadline on Monday, and I couldn’t find my little wire clip thingie that holds books open. Unless I have that thingie I have to hold the comic book open in my left hand and set it down every two seconds while I type/translate. That ends up taking me ten times longer.

So I went to Office Max and went up to a guy who works there and was like, “Hi, do you have a book holder opener thingie??” and he’s like “Probably not, but did you try next door?” and I looked at him blankly and was like “Uhm, TJ Maxx??” and he goes, “Uhh no, Barnes & Noble.”

Then I wanted to kill myself.

But they had some giant wire versions that doesn’t work nearly as well as my little one, but I bought two anyway. Uggh.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Japanese comic books are small but fat.

So if they’re not clipped up at the top they won’t stay open, because of the weight of the other pages.

This book holder will do fine for now, but I really want to find my other one. I don’t even remember where I bought it.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so I can look at it and translate it at the same time.

I have it standing upright, completely open to the left of my laptop, and then type the script at the same time.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try one of those clips that one puts on open potato chip bags? Maybe that wouldn’t be any better than the set-up you’ve got. (I’m always playing around with simple rigs to keep books open — but I don’t need them standing up, so often a small, heavy object will do.)

by NHguy on Aug 27, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does the Japanes language

have a computer program/app similar to Dragon, where you can just speak what you want to say into the computer?

Sure, you’d have to proofread carefully, but it seems like it would be a pretty good way to go.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I translate from Japanese to English.

But I can actually type stuff out way faster than I can talk. And yeah, since I have to type out a lot of Japanese names, the time wasted correcting and proofreading would eat into my work time a lot.

With comic books, there’s a lot of weird formatting with the typed-out scripts that has to be done, and I wouldn’t even know how to talk that out. Weird margins and shit.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I didn’t really realize you also had to deal with the formatting/margins.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

You have the most intriguing job- at least to me. It’s just not something that ever crossed my mind as something that needs doing & yet the amount of education needed to even begin doing it must be amazing. Very, very cool.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You say hurricane, this guy says chance to get his dick on TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7BmNFxH6p4&sns=fb

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it's way funnier

how defeated that reporter sounds.

“WHY ISN’T ANYONE LISTENING TO ME?!?”

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's great too

every time he turns around he sounds more depressed.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, and even then,

if the guy getting impaled is the guy who was dropping his pants, its still rather funny.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

checking in from the beer feat

So far, the Greenbush Retribution and Stone Brewing 15th anniversary imperial black IPA are winning

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 27, 2011 3:15 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

My new goal for the Twins is just for them to not lose 100 games.

Eight more wins!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Well the Tigers already have an insurmountable lead today.

2-0.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

/sigh

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, I've had that goal for the Royals before.

That’s a sad goal when you have to admit it and say it out loud.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been a sad season

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those of you that didn't get a chance to see Ricky's TD pass last night (like me).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVrHZhMlsvk I suppose this might be illegal since its not the express written consent of the NFL. (please no banhammer?) Nice touch pass with two players coming over on deep coverage. And a pat on the back from Moeaki after too.

by Argulor on Aug 27, 2011 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

How am I going to spend the last 3 days of my summer?

Sick and at band camp

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Yessir

We get to go to the Citrus festivities in Orlando this year. So that’s a big reason I stayed in.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Sister got to go for the Orange Bowl a couple years back

Said it was awesome.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pumped

We have to play in the Citrus Parade and then get 5 days to explore Orlando

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jealous

We went a few places in my high school band, but never to a bowl game. I always wanted to go.

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't do shit in High School band

We went to Des Moines for a parade. That was about it

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I got to go to 5 bowl games.

As part of the Hawkeye Marching Band. Started with the Orange Bowl and finished with the Alamo Bowl. Not a bad band career if you ask me!

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trumpet

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.

by Pain in the Sash on Aug 27, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

By best, you obviously mean worst.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a former trombonist,

I thought about making some similar comment (maybe not say “worst”, but definitely say something like “there are plenty of good choices in marching band.”)

And then Yabbs threw his drumstick and clipped Xarin right in the forehead.

/I dont’ know that Yabbs is a former/current drummer, I’m just going out on a limb with that guess. I’ll be very embarrassed if Yabbs is in fact a rabid piccolo fan.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lack the coordination/sense of rhythm to be a dummer.

I was an HMB Tenor Sax for 4 years.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I an HMB trumpet for 3

Yabbs is yanking my chain because he’s jealous of the trumpet section awesome-ness

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tone for one glorious season, Fry's death rattle in '98.

Yes, I got to watch fucking Sage Rosenfels defile Kinnick Stadium as no Cyclone had in 17 years. God that year was terrible.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, I can see the trumpet section's ego from here if I look to the southeast.

And I’m in Minnesota.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 28, 2011 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Um... Drumline obviously is more badass than any wind instrument.

There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.

by iamalex13 on Aug 28, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would it depress you to know that from my freshman year to last year there was an obvious improvement?

The drumline couldn’t even do the SuperHerky tempo change in ’07 they were so bad.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 29, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and the other four to tell you how much better they could have done it.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have still never seen it.

And I watch a fair amount of war films/docs/shows.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a Kubrick Film

so it’s fantastic and really fucked up

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've heard that.

While I’ve seen bits and pieces of several Kubrick films, Dr. Strangelove is the only one where I’ve seen the whole thing.

I suppose at some point I should make it a priority to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey, Full Metal Jacket, and maybe Clockwork Orange.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dr. Strangelove is my favorite movie.

Also have to recommend Paths of Glory and The Shining from him. I liked Barry Lyndon too, but it’s long and pretty slow.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lied.

I’ve also seen all of The Shining. I forgot that was a Kubrick joint.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

he made two of the cast cry filming that one

to get the wife looking scared and stressed out enough he constantly threw massive angry tantrums whenever the actress made any mistake. Apparently by late in the filming her hair was starting to fall out from the stress. He made the actor playing the chef guy cry by doing 60ish takes of the scene where he gets axed in the ribs.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanted to watch Dr. Strangelove

But it’s not on Netflix Instant. FMJ is, so I watched it. Quite a good movie

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I snagged a DVD of Dr. Strangelove at BestBuy

for 5 or 10 bucks.

I’m guessing I could do the same for several Kubrick films at some point.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like you! I'll let you come home and fuck my sister."

R. Lee Ermy.

Priceless

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got a blank check to ad-lib from the insanely perfectionistic Kubrick, that says a lot

he was originally just a consultant, but sent Kubrick a video of firing off an uninterrupted stream of insults for 5 minutes without pausing or repeating himself.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a master of his craft.

I wonder if he mumbles in real life…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's everyone (going to be) drinking?

I’m hurricaned in, so I cracked open a bottle of 2008 Luca Pinot Noir to enjoy with some lamb chops. Wonderful wine.

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Grain Belt

A case of it.

/white trash’d

by bornofclay on Aug 27, 2011 5:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Love Grain Belt

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds divine.

What’d you do with the chops? Braised? Grilled?

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 6:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, and since I'm in MN, I'll be drinking Surly brews.

Eat your heart out, Kyle.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 27, 2011 6:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I'll have to make do with my awesome beer fridge.

Actually, my tummy is a bit moody after last night, so I’ve kept it to one Campari and soda to try and ease things up.

Have fun in MPLS, look out for some Town Hall Brewing, too.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Braised with simple rub of salt, pepper, and garlic powder

and a touch of mint jelly on the side

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had some Templeton

While explaining how to use a Potato Gun to one of my friends. Hoping for some Magic Hat #9 to close out the evening.

by RH's Bookie on Aug 27, 2011 6:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

was drinking vodka, triple sec and lemon juice with ice

but now out of everything but vodka and ice : (

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have cucumbers?

I’ve been told that if you put a couple of slices of cucumbers in with vodka, it creates a refreshing drink. I am going to try that either later tonight or tomorrow.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"borrowed" some diet pepsi

it’ll do.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Svedka

the cheapest stuff I’ve found that it any good.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You want smooth and cheap drink Tito's

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take a look next time I'm buying.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

though at 27-28 dollars for a handle it's hard to beat Svedka

without being plastic bottle hobo liquor.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, a handle?

I got a liter of Shevkoff vodka for about 28 bucks tonight. Evidently it’s distilled 100 times. I have yet to try it.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Svedka is very cheap, but still drinkable

I won’t buy better vodka unless someone is going in on it with me.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand.

I buy vodka because I drink it on the rocks or in the occasional bloody mary. So I get the higher end stuff.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, if I was drinking it straight I'd go for better stuff

Split a bottle of Grey Goose once and understood the hype.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best I can figure

You pay more to taste less. Am I wrong?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a whiskey drinker

I pay more for a better taste. When I drink vodka, it seems like the better stuff has less flavor

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's actually very accurate

Although, I was told by the gentleman at the liquor store that between Jean Marc (45.99 for 750 mL) and Shevkoff (28.99 for 1L) Shevkoff was way better. i am going to do a taste test and figure that out for myself.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have had vodka from all over the world (it is the only booze I drink)

Jean Marc is the best I have had. I have never tried Shevkoff and will get some next time

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 28, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a very classy drinker

for a long time my standard was to buy Svedka and a bottle of Simply Lemonade. Chug a fair bit of the lemonade then fill it to the top with vodka. Walk around drinking out of a gallon bottle of vodka-lemonade for the night.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The comic just reminded my of my drunken late-night meal last night:

Snake = hot dog, bacon = bacon. Delicious and my arteries are good and clogged.

"...take it to Hamsterdam."

by BoilerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Did anyone else catch Reggie Wayne

roasting on the Kerry Collins signing?

I saw the video, but here’s a link to an article:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Kerry-Collins-over-Curtis-Painter-Color-Reggie-?urn=nfl-wp5814

I’ll go ahead and copy and paste the juicy quotes:

    “We don’t even know him, we ain’t vanilla, man, we ain’t no simple offense. So for him to come in here and be the starter, I don’t see it. I think that’s a step back.”

    “Who says Kerry’s going to be the starter? Just because we bring him in doesn’t mean he’s the starter. He’s got to learn too, right? Unless they gave him a playbook months ago, he’s got to learn too. He’s going to have some studying to do. I’m not sure how he is with the books, not sure about Penn State’s education, but he’ll have to do some studying.”

    “I don’t care who you are, I mean I’m not going to let anyone just come in here and just push someone aside like you’re that dog now, you know what I mean?”

I’m laughing at a football player from the U bitching about Penn State’s educational qualifications.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Reggie Wayne owes his career to the fact that the Colts played a gimmicky offense for the first several years of his career

Also, he has totally been replaced by a third world immigrant who went to a D3 school. That’s all I have to say about that.

Collins is no Manning, that’s true, but he’s very, very close to being in the top 25 all time in wins, yards, TDs, and completions, and in the top 10 in two of those categories.

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 27, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You be nice to Anthony Gonzalez, Ohio is not third world!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Parts of agricultural Ohio

are worse than parts of Iowa. So parts of Ohio definitely are part of the third world.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garçon isn't half the receiver Wayne is, has been starting alongside Wayne rather than in place of him

and is Florida born, but of Haitian decent.

that’s it for the demonstrably wrong things in that comment. I’ll leave it there.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

*born in New York, raised in Florida

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peter Waiter

It just makes me giggle when I say that.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

he put his body where he mouth was last night tho

busted ass for Painter in the game, nearly got himself killed when Painter sailed one over the middle.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

"INCSLBL"

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

To elaborate...

The bumper sticker said “Mary Kay Consultant”

by bornofclay on Aug 27, 2011 5:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

So, Jabberjaw: the worst or the worstest?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

This.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU KEEP OUR CHATS CONFIDENTIAL!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jabberjaw must be discussed with the world.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

the shark?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yessir.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

How does he stand up? Even for a cartoon this makes little sense.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really strong, uh, butt fins?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Butt fins"?

You and George Costanza went through the same marine biology program, didn’t you.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got top marks.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're actually called "caudal fins"

If there are any other fish questions, I will be happy to help.

/fish nerd’d

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda

They pick up vibrations. They have inner ear bone structures similar to us. I actually use them to determine how old fish are.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can the inner ear be used to determine age of a fish?

Does it grow in size as time passes or deteriorate at a known rate?

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It grows with the fish

It has rings similar to a tree. During the winter it forms “annuli.”

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They aren't regular bones (with marrow and such)

They are almost entirely calcium. They technically get bigger everyday b/c they lay down a new “ring” everyday. In the winter they get close together and form an “annuli” that we can see. You can count them as 1 annuli per year.

They daily rings are used a lot for larval fish research

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dune Buggy.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember Jabberjaw, he did suck. How was he out of water or the kids underwater?

Captain Caveman was and is the greatest cartoon character ever.
Didn’t shave, solved crimes, could fly short distances, beat people with a fucking club, and was in a fourway relationship with 3 hot women.
Every young boy should watch that shit

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was already to call you wrong

Because you said someone other the Foghorn Leghorn was the greatest cartoon character ever. But you make some convincing points.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Foghorn is adoreably time-periodly racist

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That he is

I didn’t realize it when I was a kid. I still am a fan though, probably for the nostalgia. I appreciate that he is BucketOChicken’s avatar.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Issues with this?

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

DBZ is awesome, Looney is ok too i suppose

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you get that I get the Smurfs.

It’s not like I’m asking for the Snorks

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Careful

Speaking of random children’s shows from the 80’s….Fraggle Rock. It really is just muppets on weed. They hang out in the dark, eat a lot, and laugh at almost anything

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, after sitting/standing thru 3 games today

I’m exhausted.

However, my 9 y/o who played in 2 of them today WITHOUT SUBS is out in the backyard running drills with her daddy. Guess we’ve found our sport.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Huh, thought I typed 'soccer' up there somewhere

Oh well. ‘*3 soccer games’, etc

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's great when they find their sport. It's like a light comes out of them.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best part is that they got absolutely creamed in the 1st game

They’re playing 7v7 & had 11 on the team- 1 moved this summer (AFTER paying nearly 2K to play), 2 were out of town, 1 has a broken foot & another stayed home with a fever leaving us with exactly 7 players. One of the 7 got lost & didn’t show till halfway thru the 1st half so they played 6v7! Lost 9-0 but didn’t get scored on during the time they were a player down.

Guess if you still want to play after going thru that, you have the love!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it is more fun to play than it is to watch (ducks). My kids enjoyed the leagues; I went to every game and avoided psycho parents.

by txhawkeye on Aug 28, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thrilled, so far, with the parents

Most are doing travel for the 1st time, so they aren’t too nutty about it. Everyone’s been friendly & easy to meet. Bonus: I had a short conversation with my congressman this am, I just didn’t know it at the time. Apparently his older daughter is on the team.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I had kids I would probably try to steer them away from soccer.

Pretty much because I’m selfish and, frankly, I wouldn’t want to go watch them play.

Sorry CIowA but if little Archer is going to play soccer you’ve got kid support duty. I’m out.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soccer is one of the easier sports to watch kids play, I've discovered

Pretty easy to understand & execute the basics & there’s a time limit. I will NOT be putting the boy in tball/baseball. I’ve heard it’s excruciating.

We’ve been the selfish parents till very recently, trust me.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played soccer when I was a kid

My mom told me recently that they supported it because they thought it was funny to watch. Not the most nicest thing to hear from a parent

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I really type "most nicest"

I promise I’m not a teenage girl. I’ll drop the “most” and keep the “nicest”

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not me. I would 100% do tball/baseball before soccer.

I used to go to my nephew’s baseball games, even as a teenager, and didn’t have any issues. I went to my cousin’s son’s soccer game this fall and wanted to chew my arm off just to have something to do.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG

We have found something we do not agree on. How funny is it that it’s over which kiddie sport is more enjoyable/least objectionable to watch?

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was bound to happen sometime.

BTW, I’m wearing the new shoes b/c I’m trying to break them in and I SWEAR they take 10lbs off. Every time I walk by my mirror I check out my legs. Damn these shoes are magical.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's it

Magical shoes are now on my ‘must purchase’ list. Can the 10 lbs be removed directly from my thighs?

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 28, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I believe that is exactly where it came from due to the angle of my leg.

However, I wore them for real today and only lasted an hour. They are sitting or standing shoes, certainly not walking shoes. My heel kept slipping out of the back so that made it a little difficult to walk. I still like them though. I got a TON of complements.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then they are indeed magical

I don’t care if I can’t walk in them if they work a miracle on my thighs.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 29, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

My magic shoes

helped my back, and eventually allowed me to run much faster:

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The hardest part about watching soccer is that the kids pile up.

If a coach can keep the kids from swarming to the ball it’s a completely reasonable children’s sport.

I’m hoping La Niña is left handed to make teaching her to golf that much simpler.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed, kids soccer when they are too young is painful if you played yourself

I coached a traveling team when I was in college, but they were8 by then and it was much better.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either he's left-handed

Or because its a mirror image and the kid can just try to replicate what they are wtaching

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, duh. Of course.

The second one is probably the winner.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Me being right handed means we could stand facing one another. It’s the exact reason that Mickelson was taught to golf left handed despite being a natural righty.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a natural righty

but have always played pool left handed. I’ve never thought about why this is but now I’m wondering if it’s because I used to mimic my grandfather from across the table when he was playing. Omygodwhatabreakthrough!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, the 5 y/o had his very 1st game today

& they’d had 1 whole practice so you can pretty much imagine how successful that was. Fairly sure that’s the reason they play 4v4. It was HYSTERICAL. At one point, my child ran up the field, away from the ball/all the players with his arms out like an airplane. Just because. After that, my husband stuck him in front of the goal (technically, it’s ‘no goalies) & just made sure he was paying attention whenever the ball headed his way. Probably one of those ’it’s only funny when it’s your kid’ things but, hey, it’s Hamsterdam!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 27, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played for 17 years and he will play. Will help endurance for all sports, and in Iowa it is opposite season of football

Even got to go against Michael Owen in an exhibition match in Manchester when I was in HS

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

What branch were/are you?

I don’t really want him to quit ALL sports by then. I really feel the child should at least continue to wrestle.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't IN a branch, I have operated with various branches though

Almost every male in my family since the Civial War have joined. Dad and brother were both team guys

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have not slept, been close to 3 damn days now.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh? I can operate w/o sleep for days at a time. I get a little loopy after a few though

Def, no sleep tonight

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is one of the smartest things I've read tonight

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Naps are the best.

I don’t know why kids fight them so much and when as adults all we want to do is take them.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I worked in the field this morning for about 4 hrs

I got home and napped. It was a wonderful thing

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dad takes a nap almost every day after lunch before going back out to farm

when I go home I do too. His naps are like 20 minutes, I prefer at least an hour.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm usually 30-45 mins

Today I was just kinda in and out for about an hr. I don’t know why anyone would dislike naps.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never been a good napper

Today no es bueno. Grandfather (also military Navy in WWII) died today. Too much work shit in my head to sleep

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sucks, but it was quick. He was fine yesterday. And he was 86, had a good run.

Far older than I want to be.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He and I were really close when I was growing up

Luckily I am dead inside so, it hasn’t really messed with me

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sympathies, dude. (I think you're a dude).

I didn’t get too worked up about my grandfather’s death (about a year and a half ago), until the wake. Then, boo hoo hoo, without really knowing why (well, the reason is obvious, but it is just strange when you’ve controlled yourself pretty well for a day or three).

I do not relish the day when I will have to bury my parents. That will be really, really tough on me.

Again, my condolences.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's rough no matter what

I’ll keep you and your’s in my thoughts.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

:(

Dead inside or not, sympathy is given. Cheers to your memories.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 28, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm addicted to Sporcle.

Thanks, whoever posted that one the other day (on MLB HR hitters).

by NHguy on Aug 27, 2011 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

this is a fun one

http://www.sporcle.com/games/teff/ncaa-d-1-champions-big-4-sports-1961-2010

although if you dont know much about college hockey, you might not find it very fun

by Loretta8 on Aug 27, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did that one, and got most of them.

It helps that there aren’t many hockey programs. It was baseball that got me — and some of the old basketball champions.

by NHguy on Aug 27, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

the thing with baseball

is you can just guess big southern schools and get most of them.

if you dont pay attention to college hockey, theres a ton of schools you’ve never heard of.

also, they need to fix the 2011 hockey champion. i spent about 5 minutes trying to get it to work.

by Loretta8 on Aug 27, 2011 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

What versions were you trying?

I just typed in “minnesota duluth” and it took it

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

they must have fixed it

wasnt working for me earlier today

by Loretta8 on Aug 27, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm at 140 right now and hit a wall

time to start guessing southern schools for baseball

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Made it to 178

It’s frustrating when you give up and they show you answers that you know but are to dumb to recall. Oh well, I guess that’s how sporcle rolls

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm debating whether or not I should get some more alcohol.

I have six cans of beer left and a small amount of crown and jim beam, along with 3 bottles of wine.

Decisions, decisions.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

that sounds like plenty as long as you don't plan on sharing.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kyle, I went to Trader Jacks today and it was crazy busy.

I accidentally got another bottle of $2 Chuck Chardonnay and Moscato. The my sister came over w/ a bottle of $2 Chuck Pinot Grigio. I couldn’t remember anything on your list so I guessed.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are we calling it "Jacks"?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

Last night she could use the booze as an excuse. Now she’s just losing her mind.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that really is the reason.

I was going to make something up about not being a hipster but then I figured I would actually be hipster by not calling it by it’s given name.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

There it is. The over-riding women logic

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I couldn't remember the one I got last time/drank last night.

Honestly, wine isn’t that big of a deal to me so I don’t really pay that much attention.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly, wine isn’t that big of a deal to me so I don’t really pay that much attention.

These are my sentiments on beer. As long as it doesn’t taste BAD.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Sleeper is the starting strong safety?

Met him earlier this summer, seemed like a good guy, but he’s not exactly built like Bob Sanders. Wouldn’t have known which one of him and the non-football player friend he was with was the Iowa player just by looking.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think its Iowa Football-y enough in here

I’m mean honestly, we’re only 7 days from kickoff. Here’s a couple of clips to change that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPIRXdZZoVg&feature=related

Chant

I’m so fucking ready for the season to start.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Wasn't Hamsterdam created

as a catch-all for everything that was specifically not Hawkeye sports related?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was

I’m sorry. I’ll stop with the football posts

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're good.

I went back and read the original post and I didn’t see anything in it about not posting Iowa football related content. Feel free to POST AWAY!

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I wasn’t too concerned that Iowa football would get me in trouble on BHGP. I was just playing nice

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, it never bothers me to have to talk Iowa football

I just thought you were annoyed that we somehow weren’t fulfilling a duty by talking about other stuff. And now I’ve spent 20 minutes watching Iowa highlights on YouTube. This is still my favorite.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No worries, I understand

I forgot all about that. You can hear the “oh shit” in the other guys silence

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that he actually came back on after commercial and apologized.

Either way, it was totally amazing.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh, and then there's

Dan Lebatard.

Dude must not like Samoans.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. I still love Bert's fuck up

Here

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite just because he's such a tool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUBeE5Q7m_w&feature=related
I wonder if that’s the police looking for stolen credit cards.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tool he is

I didn’t know about that one. That’s pretty good.

I wonder if I can find the taco comment from Griese

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a classic.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

As much as I love the fuck-up

I think I love the other announcers reactions just as much

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Silence is deafening.

The apology is even worse. “He’s one of the best drivers in NASCAR…” Oh, well then you’re good, Bob.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

They really should have someone write apologies for them

They aren’t good on their feet (clearly) and with the legalities the apology probably needs to be better than this

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now I wish I were having a taco

with or without Juan Pablo Montoya.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I can

Here it is, with the apology

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the Hell

IS THIS?!?

This is what the internet was invented for.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 27, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats thanks to Jon Stewart

He as trying to make it his catch phrase awhile ago. I didn’t stick

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK....

My wife and I want to buy some stained glass for one of our windows. It’s a standard home window. We want to over about half.

What’s a good price? I’m thinking $300-ish.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea but I want to do that for a window, too

So let me know how to go about it once you figure it out.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 28, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we talking about that new fangled foursquare social media thing?

’Cause I totally thought we were talking about the kids playground game.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can talk about whichever foursquare you'd like.

But the mayor reference was to the social media application.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the person in the final square in the kids game was the mayor?

Elementary school was a LONG time ago so I totally don’t remember.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be the case.

Which would make sense with the application. The mayor is the person who has visited the location the most often. I didn’t play much foursquare as a child.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

Jim Thome just hit ANOTHER home run off the Royals.How, how does he do that? Son of a bitch that sucks.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Also, I find it odd when one time wears throwbacks and the other does not.

And tonight the wheels are falling off the bus in the 6th inning instead of the 7th.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a serious Fu Manchu

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be a horseshoe.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 27, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodgers' facial hair is horrific

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Macho, macho, macho man...

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 27, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Google tells me that last nights episode was a rerun

It was filmed after the super bowl

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

gregorysheldon
Irene has dumped almost five inches of rain on RVA so far. If this Hurricane was a guy, it would be like “its way closer to eight inches.”

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That's funny.

Does RVA stand for Richmond, Virginia, or rural Virginia, or what?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

So this means I can drive to an overnight Hawkeye pool party

All with team gear? I’m in.

Oh and the pool is surrounded by carpet tiles? maybe?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read, on some post on the hawkeyesports.com,

that there would be a “Herky’s Locker Room” store on Hwy 6.

Anyone know more about that?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 27, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my guess.

Near the Salvation Army in Coralville.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

IDK

I just saw the mention in this roundup:

http://www.hawkeyesports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/082111aaa.html

It mentioned a Herky’s Locker Room on Hwy 6 (which is the same as the Coralville strip, right?) So, that probably supports the theory of them taking over the old Hawk Shop.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 28, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Riiight.

And if my memory serves, the Iowa Hawk Shop was just down the road from the Salvation Army on the Coralville strip.

by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know where the Salvation Army is, there.

If you do, I’ll take your word for it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

When we were looking for houses, we saw at least 3 that had either a Hawkeye-themed bedroom or basement.

There was this one that had Hawkeye pillows, bedspread, wall decals, etc etc. Probably bought every damn thing off that site.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't think I wouldn't have that too. Maybe not from that site but I would have a Hawkeye room in my house.

I want reprints of all of the football schedule, basketball and wrestling posters I had as a child to hang on the walls.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made my brother paint a giant Tigerhawk on my office wall.

It’s about 3′×5′ and it’s going to be a bitch to paint over when I try to sell my house in the next year or so.

by The Mexican't on Aug 27, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or to a a non-hawkeye fan

It may convert them

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Karl Klug gets lotsa love from Tennessee Titans announcers.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 27, 2011 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

And beat writers

They seem to love him down there. Not that I can blame them

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I decided to go on a beer run.

And picked up enough stuff to restock my entire cabinet. Awesome.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Haven't been watching the game, but judging by twitter and the score the Lions are giving to to New England pretty good

it is preseason, but it’s preseason game 3 where starters play 2-3 quarters if healthy.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

A beer.

Made by the Saint Arnold brewery. Many factors went into choosing the name. The beer does not taste like motor oil or freshly cut grass, so the name “lawnmower” must originate from another factor. There is another beer called “Weedwhacker”, which the store was out of. Many factors go into choosing a beer to drink. Randomness is one such factor.

Next beer: Life and Limb by Dogfish Head and Sierra Nevada.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

RE: Life and Limb

The dang bottle is sealed up with a cork. I’m excited to open it up.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the play-by-play

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did a little research on the beer.
Life & Limb is a collaborative effort, the brainchild of Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. and Dogfish Head Craft Brewery. Life & Limb is a 10% ABV strong, dark beer that defies style characteristics- brewed with pure maple syrup from the Calagione family farm in Massachusetts and estate barley grown on the Grossman “farm” at the brewery in Chico, CA.

via

Best part? 10.0% ABV. YUMMY.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong oh.

I like pancakes, that’s what my mom makes every morning when I’m home. I don’t like sweet in my beer for some reason.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'm having pancakes for breakfast tomorrow

I’m thinking blueberry with a little vanilla and lemon zest in the batter….If i drink enough tonight it might happen before bed

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH, man. I remember a night I spent up in Vermillion, South Dakota.

I was up there for work and one night, I decided to go out and get blitzed. I ended up going to the Cherry St. Diner for a early morning breakfast at 2am. Pancakes, mmmm…

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

There’s a place in Dubuque called Beanie’s Cafe. It’s only open from like 9pm-10am. It caters to drunks and business people. It’s a great idea. You can get some awesome food at 2am if you “need” it.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actual business people

It is right downtown near the bars and the office buildings (that’s how Dubuque rolls). So they get the drunks all night and the business people roll in around 7-8 and eat before going to work. It’s brilliant. I haven’t been in a couple of years, I hope it’s still there

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Small town Iowa Pancake Day pancakes.

Actually, not all small town Pancake Day pancakes are created equal. Douds >>>>>Milton

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excuse me.

Dad’s Pancakes.

(No, seriously, that’s the name of the pancake caterer)

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

That maple sounds delicious

Last fall I went through a 6-er of Tommy Knocker’s Maple Nut Brown Ale. It was perfect.

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by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds delicious

Then again I’m a sucker for Brown Ales

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had it first at the Hideaway in Iowa City where they had it on draft and then I picked up the six-pack.

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by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly their website says they don't distribute in Arkansas

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

If i wasn't drinking Jim Beam right now, I would be mighty jealous

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weather channel report just talking about hurricane hitting Jersey Shore

“Nothing could stand up to the magnitude of the pounding the Jersey Shore is taking right now…except Snooki’s vagina”

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going through my iTunes library and building playlists

Not individual cd’s or anything, I’m talking big generic playlist that I can put on and forget about for hours if I’m in the mood for a given type of music. The Beatles are giving me trouble. They fit in so many places. I suppose that’s why they were kinda a big deal.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Also the Black Crowes don't fit anywhere

Maybe this isn’t a good idea.

I think I need a new strategy….

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya

But I don’t think I was making enough lists to encompass all song types. I’m expanding the number of playlists hopefully it helps

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

coltsinsider
If there any parents out there, just tell your children if Tarvaris Jackson can be a NFL QB then they can do anything in life.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Playing NCAA '12
Let’s see if they can get it in from 6 yards out

Giggity

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Apparently we just landed a recruit at 10:00 on a Saturday night
#Iowa lands Detroit Cass Tech S Ruben Lile

This is from a Scout.com reporter and re-tweeted by HawkeyeNation. I’ll see what I can find out about him

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Well this was easier than expected

3* WR/S. Offers from Iowa, Wisc, The MAC, and Cinci

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

He apparently put on a Iowa hat after his game tonight

and had “future hawkeye” on his cleats

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I totally saw that too.

And he put on an Iowa hat after the game. Woo-hoo!

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this kid.

I take that to mean he doesn’t like Michigan either.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's from Detroit

It seems like the didn’t recruit him.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kid has a fire

apparently he said something along the lines of “i know there are alot of schools who came to this game to offer me, but im commiting today to show them that they should have offered me sooner”

for some reason, i love this.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 27, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's something I can support

It’s kinda like Rudock. He liked that Iowa never bailed, even after the injury. Loyalty breeds loyalty.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that is why that basketball player kid needs to come to Iowa.

Screw Coach K and Roy. Fran’s been there the longest. #teamfran

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roy Williams pisses me off

He’s not from Iowa, hasn’t worked in Iowa, and yet gets every big recruit in the state. I don’t get it.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone understands it.

He must have some weird voodoo ponanny like power over those boys.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Former Kansas coach

so he has connections, knows how talented people can be in this state.

besides that, hes at UNC, which he can sell to any recruit in the country.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 27, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand the power program thing

But he’s not the coach of the only power program. Yet they all go to his program. It’s annoying.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marcus Paige

I was at the state tourney his freshman year. Zach Bohannon (Jason lil’ brother) fouled out and gathered the whole team together. He grabbed the freshmans jersey (Paige) and you could tell he said “everything goes through him.” It was impressive. Linn-Mar is a quality program and for a senior to put it on a freshman in the state semis is a big deal. They won and got to play against Barnes in his junior year.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a good frame, could be a real gamer

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a very sexy Sealy commcercial

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

So, I just ordered

this (damn you even section), this and this. It would probably be in my wallet’s best interest if football season would start now.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

It wasn't at all.

2 sweatshirts for $54ish with free shipping and the hat was $23 something after tax. I think that was pretty good.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need a gold hoodie

That 1st one is pretty cool

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I finally fucking finished work for the day.

I translated 96 pages of this gratuitously violent manga today.
Now I would like to watch some trashy teen dramas on Netflix and eat a snack.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 27, 2011 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Translation doesn't sound fun

I know this is different from what you’re doing. I have a friend who was a spanish major and worked for a mortgage company. She would translate between angry customers and accountants. She hated it. She’s getting her teaching certificate right now to get away from it.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do literary translation which is the most fun to do.

Least fun is probably technical translation, translating patents or medical shit. That pays better than what I do, though.
I primarily translate comic books, just recently began video games, and occasionally do novels. It gives me a lot of creative license which is fun.
The least fun part is the ridiculous deadlines. Sometimes I have two weeks notice to translate a 200 page comic.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 28, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you translate from japanese to english or the other way?

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"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bored, bout to get white girl wasted

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

seems like as good a reason as any

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just guessing here

But I don’t think the reason was being questioned

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ummmm.....

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummm?

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ummmm....

I was under the impression that Carfino was a girl. Maybe that’s the point of the post though. I’m gonna stop out of fear of digging any holes

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not a chick, nor do I secretly want to be one

It is a joke. But, White Girl Wasted is pretty common

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am a girl,

but there are A LOT of things girls do that I don’t get. The things mentioned below, needing to know what time babies are born, being okay w/ babies that are born w/ a lot of hair (my backup at work just had a baby), not being able to drink beer, wearing makeup to the gym, actresses that play a part in a movie where if the male lead is being attacked they just stand there and watch or scream a lot (pick up something and hit someone w/ it)I don’t know there are LOTS. Those are the ones I’m remembering off the top of my head.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

my buddy is a guy and we make fun of him for showering before he goes to the gym

especially because he already has a girlfriend.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most guys who go to the gym a lot, aren't there for women

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I'm not there for the guys.

My face gets red, I’m sweaty. It is not a pretty picture.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, you might not be there for the guys

But, guys who go to the gym a lot are there for the guys

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's weirder when babies are born bald.

My baby is half-Asian but still had a full head of dark hair when she was born. She was full-term, though.

by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Aug 28, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are.

I hate to dance and only do it when I am SHITFACED. WHY AM I FORCED TO DANCE JUST B/C I’VE BEEN DRINKING?!?!@? I can’t tell you how many CW sandwiches I have been in on the dance floor b/c my friends are dancing and think it would be so much more fun if I were dancing too. And making out w/ another girl to get a guy’s attention? I’m sorry, I don’t have those daddy issues and I have self-esteem. Not gonna happen.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a fan of the bars

/I know blasphemy as a 22 year old in IC

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You better do it now, soon you will be too old

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do it occasionally, but I prefer house/apartment parties where the alcohol is cheap

and even the people I don’t know at least know someone in common with me.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like me

And I don’t do well with crowds or people anymore

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I don't like the P&L in KC.

It is super pretentious, has dress code, your name needs to be on a list at some of the bars to get in and there are way too many people. One night they didn’t want to my friend in b/c he had a hat on, we only like 6 people on the list and there were 7 of us or something. Once we did get inside the line to the bathroom was so long you would have to pee then get back in line b/c you would have to pee again. Not the scene for me.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word.

I had to go down there once or twice for work stuff when I lived in Atchison and it just felt fake and overpriced.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet it is the place everyone recommends.

I like the Plaza or it’s been a while since I have been there but I would guess Westport has gotten better b/c of P&L.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you doing anything crazy?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really

Testing out a new Texas A&M-less Big XII. Put all the old Big 8 teams left in the “Bix Six” Division and The Texas Schools, BYU, Houston, and SMU in the “Southwest Six”

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

And really

I think you could sell the longhorn network to every household in Texas with that setup. A protected Oklahoma/Texas rivalry game keeps the red river shootout, and you can’t tell me that Deloss Dodds isn’t salivating at the thought of a weak division to all but guarantee a trip to the championship games.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem with it is it doesnt have a huge appeal outside of Texas

no one is buying a channel and paying that money for one game a year.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 27, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

But say ESPN leveraged em into getting Third Tier TV rights for B12 south games. Suddenly, you’ve got every SMU, Houston, Baylor, BYU, and Texas Tech fan ponying up for it. And you could make a serious push to include it with existing cable packages in Texas and Utah instead of a la carte, which is where the real juicy money is.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

IC

I like the feature where you can be a coordinator. I just finished my 1st contract with Eastern Michigan and got picked up by Rutgers. Having you’re own play book that is attached to you’re coach is nice.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

WALLY BURNHAM IS SICK OF YOUR SHIT SON

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm drinking my beer out of a Wonder Woman pub glass.

She’s looking sexier and sexier. And then I keep going back to Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. Mmm..

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I found it at Target. It was part of a novelty set of pub glasses with other DC comic heroes.

Batman, Superman, Green Lantern and Wonder Woman. I also picked up the Marvel ones. Captain America, Spider Man, Wolverine and the Hulk.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe I can find just the Wonder Woman and Wolverine

Now I’m going to look for Dragon Ball Z glasses

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nevin Shapiro is being held in New Jersey

Hurricane hits Jersey for the first time in forever.

Miami weather generating machine conspiracy?

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

FauxPelini Fake Bo Pelini
by kentsomers
Is Irene the only Hurricane who wasn’t given hookers, yachts and money?? RT @CFBLIVE: 13 Miami football players are ineligible

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is nuts
@KegsnEggs
Adam Kramer
Dorial Green-Beckham (nation’s top WR) now has 17 catches for 275 yards and 3 TDs… in the third quarter. #NotFair

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That kid is a beast. Saw a report on him, he is 6'6" and a solid 220

Polish Hat could be that way next year

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

First line of his ESPN review
This guy is a hybrid of Julio Jones and Calvin Johnson

Ummm….what?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are basically saying he's huge

Johnson is 6’5" 236lbs, Jones is 6’3" 220lbs

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess

There is more to those 2 guys than size. Megatron has great hands and body control. Jones has more speed, hands, and leaping. If he has all or most of those, he could be a monster

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

$5 says him and Kirk don't get along.

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by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he comes to Iowa, I don't think I care

AT ALL

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just bought that

But I need Vol. 2 still. Sadly, Vol. 1 was cheap but Vol. 2 wasn’t when I went to buy them

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have in the past. Occasional titty-balls

DVR it and fast forward to any goodness

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like her height, but not her face

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

She is adorable.

I would put her on the list next to Maggie.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maggie Gylenhalleveryouspellherdamnlastname?

Fug

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was torn

The Dark Knight really made me like her

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG, i cheered when she died in that

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Rosebud the sled.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is this one

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it turns out the man who killed her is her father

Okay, that was a stretch, but I just want an excuse to post this .gif

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

my friends and I did too

but that may have been only because she kinda looked like one of our friends (gf at the time, now ex) who we all hated.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol and other this girl we were friends with was skinny with big eyes and hands

she was with us when we went to she The Decent and raged when one of us shouted out her name when one of the monsters first appeared.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 27, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

bleh

I wouldn’t with someone else’s dick and a running start (as my former secretary would say)

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

So weird the girl crushes women have

SO many better (both looks and personality) than her

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Be happy that these women actually have girl crushes

Maggie Gyllenwhatthefuckisthatonherfacehaal is better than nothing

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Penis

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boobs

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not really into boobs.

I would rather a guy not have them if possible but I know it happens, I’m not judging.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant girl boobs--the good ones

Most girls and gay guys I know like a nice set of boobs

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me either

What is the sarcasim font again?

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 27, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I also like her sister on Bones. But that might be the nerd in me

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

1000% this

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVE her sister, mostly because Bones is my fantasy woman

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You and me both my friend

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, and Emily too.

If given a chance with both of them, I’d take it.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is more the Bones character

Emotionally vacant, super smart, nice titty-balls

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really didn't like her (Zooey) until i saw previews for the new show she has

Before that I really disliked her

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That new show looks entertaining

I definitely like Emily better though.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm interested

She’s cute and nerdy in that show. My dream combo.

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I could object to this

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve made my peace with it

by Xarin on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

I’m cool I swear. Nerdy yes, dorky no

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to think this fits me too

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could have gone out.

I chose to hang w/ you people.

Not true, I’m procrastinating. I really hate cleaning my apartment.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will have to take out my own garbage for the first time in over a year next month

Sleep in my own bed too. I keep my place clean though

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in Minneapolis the first weekend in August and haven’t completely unpacked that bag yet.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching an old SEC championship game (Florida/Alabama)

It’s the Tebow Game

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Difficultly awesome!

I was a soccer player in HS, and we got in this big school spirit kick (basically re-introduced the fight song to the place by singing it at EVERY sport), and we made damn sure we NEVER missed a volleyball game. They sucked. But it was AWESOME.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played too

I used to love me some soccer girls. Especially at tourneys for travelling teams.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen.

You’d head to the hotel pool after games.

Then again, I was the goalie… It’s tough to hold up next to the “runners” of the team.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sister played on a really good team too

I would be at her tourneys with all girls teams. I got my own room when I was playing. USA Cup in Minn was the best. Thousands of girls from all over the world for more than a week. Yes please, said the 17 year old me

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha wonderful!

I played in that every year til my U-18 year (MN suburb team), and during U-17s we went to the “dance” that they hosted there on Saturday night. Wound up dancing with those girls.

Yes please, indeed.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hot tub was nice

Team Sweden was my fave

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.

Ah, memories.

I’ll never forget the one teammate of mine (who was a little…seedier?) who wound up trying to take a Canadian forward home with him one night… Classic.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Used to date volleyball players in hs

And one spectacular one at Iowa, FUUUUUCK

That is my MO with women

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

When were you at Iowa?

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

99-03

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

A couple of attractive girls from my HS played for the Hawks during that time

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

She was from Minn

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not my usual, but she was an athlete

But they were nice

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by C.I.owA on Aug 27, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was trying to find this

And ended up on my FS (southwest) and it’s the Ms Hooters competition. I may stay here, with out the sound because it’s not worth turning of my music for

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

No such luck

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shawn Marion (of the NBA)

is a judge for this. I find that odd

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be better

He would make it rain at least

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

If by "make it rain"

you mean “father a child with at least 3 contestants”, then yes.

He would make it rain.

by MNWildcat on Aug 27, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

tomatoo

tomaato

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

The girls don't like them so much.

My friend played and slid across the court once. Tore her outside thigh up proper.

I’ve never understood the point of that length of shorts indoors.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 27, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Volleyball Query:

What is the name of that specialized role player on either side. Wearing a different style/color jersey than the rest of the team.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 27, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

This

I dated a girl who was a Libero in HS. We made a really good intramurals team, but she was crazy

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 27, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can support this

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

..........

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

well partially

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Easy A is on tv.

I love the way Emma portrays her character. So witty.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 28, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought, watching it too

She is delightful.

Also, “I’m a straight guy, ROAR!”

by Xarin on Aug 28, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

HA funny as hell.

I love her parents. So laid back to the max.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 28, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, check it out.

You aren’t the only ones that wouldn’t mind banging Emma Stone. Not sure how or why this is real or why there is a Spanish translation of the time but it is what it is. Canadians are fun. Sorry if you have already seen it.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know how many of you still here like rap

But Eminem’s newest cd (Recovery) if really good. He came back faster and more relevant than ever before.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

I like rap, but Eminem's voice really grates on me

which is saying something considering I like Lil’ Wayne.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I could see that

I saw a 60 minutes interview a couple of weeks ago and his regular voice is worse. He really does fall into the category of people who are too good at 1 thing and the rest of life suffers. He has a box of random notes and scribblings (full legal pads) of thoughts and rhymes. He says it almost drove him insane until he learned how to use it. He’s pissed when people say you can’t rhyme with “orange.” He went on to break it down different ways to rhyme it 5 or 6 times.

This song is one of my favorites.

He is legitimately talented

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that back when it 1st aired

Definitely gave me a new perspective on him. I respect him for turning himself around & I do like his stuff. Very interesting interview. Wish there was footage of his days rapping agains the other dudes in those underground clubs before he made it big. He is savant like.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 28, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad is way darker than I expected.

Not that it isn’t good, but it’s really fucking dark.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:39 AM CDT reply actions  

I really need to start watching this

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's good

but I think I get more laughs out of Dexter, who is literally a serial killer.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've only seen the first 2 seasons

But I love Dexter

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I hadn't started Breaking Bad, I would be working my way through the first season of The Wire right now

will get to it eventually. Especially since I’m mostly just sitting around waiting to see if I can get to boot before March.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

every season I've been really impressed with the actors they've brought in.

and the storylines they use them for.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you haven't seen last season, then?

Julia Stiles is great, but the arc in the last season was awful.

by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2011 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

it does apply much better two the first 4 seasons

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOO

Just returned two fumbles for TDs in the last two minutes to beat Va Tech by 8

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 12:56 AM CDT reply actions  

My face when


I accidentally type “zzzzz” into the post new comment box when reading threads.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 1:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Braving Cyclone Fanatic

To Give you the Best in Derp.

and hawk fans wonder why we dont like them, this is an acual facebook post


its like isu thinks they are germany and iowa fans are usa. They got a degree from isu so the think they are the aryan(sp) race and start this war with iowa. Then iowa(usa) comes in and puts hitler(Paul Rhodes) and his aryan race(isu fans) in their place

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 1:02 AM CDT reply actions  

that is dumb if an actual Iowa fan posted that

of course no fanbase is free of morons, especially as they get large.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed about no fanbase being free of morons

Although Iowa has it twice as bad with their status as the unofficial pro football team in the state.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

people shouldn't put that much into a single college team.

Just pick a Pro team, there are plenty of justifiable ones. I’m very happy as a hardcore Colts fan having joined them after Sanders and Clark were added to a very exciting team on the rise.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand the logic of picking a pro team over a college team.

Why is that better? For many people there is a connection with college teams that comes from having attended school there or having someone in their family that did. I think in the case of Iowa part of it is the lack of a pro team but I think Iowans take pride in the university, even ISU people (though many would never admit it).

I have no connection with any pro team so I’m just trying to understand your comment.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 7:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a Browns fan because I married a girl from Cleveland

But that’s all. Growing up in NW Ohio during the mid 90s-early 00s, it was hard to get into pro football. Teams that could’ve been geographically justifiable were Detroit, Indy, Cleveland, and Cinci, and none was within a 100 min drive, 2 were across state lines, and all four were awful.

In contrast, Michigan, Ohio State, and Notre Dame were all a day drip away (not to mention OMHR, a handful of MAC schools, and MSU and Indiana were both possible) and consistently very good.

That’s why I’ll always be much more of a college fan than pro fan. I’ll watch pro ball, but I just cheer for the Big Ten dudes I enjoyed watching in college

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 28, 2011 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm saying you should have both

not one or the other

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, sure, pro football isn't for me.

I will root for the individual guys that went to Iowa but I really couldn’t care less about any specific team. Living in KC has made me hate the Chiefs. It’s mostly b/c of the national anthem thing but there are other factors too.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well sure

But they were playing against a weakened Big Europe North division. It’s easy to make the title game when Poland and Chechoslovakia are in your division

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 1:04 AM CDT reply actions  

One hour into my cross country road trip to the homeland

Luckily I’ve got Hamsterdam and all the videos you all have posted tonight to keep me sane.

by ruthie384 on Aug 28, 2011 2:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

woo hamsterdam

see it’s our sacred drunken duty to continue posting until our friend here is say whereever the fuck it is he or she is going.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a very kind and drunk offer

But the bus ride from Portland to Iowa city is just over two days long. While my faith in your abilities is strong, that’d be a mighty long bout of drunksterdamming.

by ruthie384 on Aug 28, 2011 2:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

well there are some funny mailbags at Grantland from Simmons if you haven't read them and can get to it from your phone

don’t have much respect for Simmons as an analyst, but he’s funny and creative no doubt.

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 2:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the recommendation

It between the mailbags and a few other pieces on there, I was entertained until my phone died. John Brandon’s open letter to Tressel drew stares from several other passengers as I laughed so hard I got hiccups.

by ruthie384 on Aug 29, 2011 10:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

this post deserves so many recs

Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Upton Sinclair

by shake n bake on Aug 28, 2011 3:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now see, I would have gone with innuendo is a Puetro Rican boy band but yours works too.

Thanks for supporting me with Maggie. I was worried it was going to be one more thing that is driving us apart.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is an impressive summary of our chaos

Well done.

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is excellent. There should be a Ham wrap-up for each of these.

In case someone misses it and wants to know what to read.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Aug 28, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

It just doesn't stick

It helps to have a personal connection to events. My dad had an uncle who was killed in the opening hours of the Battle of the Bulge, my mom had an uncle in a Ranger unit wounded during the D-Day invasion, my wife had a many times great grandfather who served as an officer in the Continental Army, I am a child of the Cold War; I care more about these things.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have just won all the internets.

All of them.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chocolate, with chocolate chips

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Give me key lime or give me death.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, damn.

That sounds tasty. I hope you get another cheesecake soon. And tell Mrs. Nopants to keep her hands off your piece.

by EnergizerHawk on Aug 28, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too late!

He did it and now he is unloved for all time!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unlike George Costanza, I keep food and sex separate

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The food's not that big a deal

but listening to Gary Dolphin was copulating would be odd. “AND INTO THE ENDZONE!”

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, I love cake but not cheesecake.

Women usually get really upset by this admission. That would probably be another thing I don’t understand about women.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you still edumacating me?

B/c I don’t remember any of the Golden Girls being Jewish and that is the American culture I most strongly associate it cheesecake.

I have always found it interesting that brisket is now mostly thought of as a Texas BBQ meat and its Jewish heritage is forgotten or not know. I told my brother-in-law from TX brisket is Jewish and he didn’t believe me.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 28, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it's both.

In fairness, brisket is just a cut of meat. However, it has very different meanings to different cultures. Most of the brisket I encounter up here is part of a braised Jewish meal. When visiting my Texas in-laws, brisket is the only kind of acceptable BBQ.

Here, more on cheesecake’s role in modern Jewish culture.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm partial to

either plain cheescake, or raspberry-flavored. I usually tolerate cherry or blueberry on the cheescake.

I’m trying to remember if I’ve tried the key-lime type. If I can’t remember, that either means I have not tried it or it wasn’t that good.

I must have it all pretty cold, though. If it has sat out more than ten minutes or so, I don’t like it nearly as well.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Edin Dzeko with a hat trick against Tottenham.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 28, 2011 8:51 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

GOOOOOOD MORNING HAMSTER DAAM!

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 9:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Dear God, Man U

Arsenal are being bent over.

by MNWildcat on Aug 28, 2011 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

It's....beautiful.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 28, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Someone give me a comparison to an American Sport

I know Man U is sort of the Yankees, who would Arsenal be

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Today? The Blue Jays. Man City are Boston.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man City is a bit more like the Mets.

Trying to be better than the historic cross-town club by spending and spending and spending.

Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"

by Yabbs on Aug 28, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they really haven't won anything of note, so Man City is like Milwaukee.

Arsenal is like the Quad City River Bandits.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they're like the River Bandits

if QCRB had completely the only unbeaten season in modern history within that same decade. God, that seems like so long ago.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Arsenal in need.

I love that Arsenal had already been tortured, gutted, and discarded in a ditch, but then Man U decided to drive past one more time and have another whole go at it.

by MNWildcat on Aug 28, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

OH HEY NEATO WHAT A FUN SOCCER MATCH SO SORRY I WAS AT WORK!

Apparently Man U went for the “fuck you safety” to get from 6 to 8. This is already my most miserable season as an Arsenal fan…and, yes, it just started.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't bin Laden supposed to love the Gooners?

I daresay events have been worse for him.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant to tell you to stay away.

I could hardly watch. FSC followed up the massacre by having Piers Morgan piss all over Arsene Wenger. Awful day for non-Manc EPL fans.

by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew someone on here was an Arsenal fan.

And I felt bad for whoever it was as I was watching it happen.

But, having no particular EPL affiliation, I kind of enjoyed the “watch and laugh” aspect.

by MNWildcat on Aug 28, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ironic coming from a Northwestern fan.

You know somebody has to like them…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha something to that effect.

I was between you and Mexican’t, actually. Serves you both right for daring to include contractions in your handles.

Where do you think they go from here, out of curiosity?

by MNWildcat on Aug 28, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, they're still far too talented to finish outside the top 8, more likely top 6.

This has been inarguably a terrible spell for Arsenal but the reality is that they just lost their best two players to transfers in the last two weeks without having brought anyone in. Add to that the fact that they were missing multiple starters while having to play at the best team in the EPL and it was a recipe for disaster. I trust Wenger (no, they’re not firing him…yet) to get somebody out of all of this and for a young side to grow. Honestly, it wouldn’t shock me one bit to see the Gunners finish in the 5-7 range in England yet make it to the quarters of the Champions League. It’s kind of how they roll.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've got until Wednesday to add some help.

If today isn’t motivation enough to up the bid for Cahill, they’d better find someone at the back real quick.

by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Park & Cahill should be in the fold before Wed.

Unless Kroenke’s ultimate goal is to get rid of Wenger and his influence. I’m beginning to worry about the direction of the club.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do think you've got a point up there, though.

Once this squad gets healthy they’ll be dangerous. A place in Europe is still likely, though Champions League next year may require some help. Both squads from Manchester are terrifying, Chelsea are still strong, and I’m too big of a homer to count Liverpool out of the top 4.

by The Mexican't on Aug 28, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not panicking...yet.

They are very young and very shorthanded. If they can get healthy and remain ineffective then it’s time to start over. But one game does not make a season. Remember, Iowa lost to Iowa State in 2002.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Theo Walcott still with Arsenal?

And have they given up on him being a great hope for the future?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Longhorn Network is going to work

They need to lock down some third tier football rights. That’s where the subscriptions are at, and that’s where the “bundled with basic cable package” money is going to come from. That’s one of the reasons the BTN saw so much profit – it’s bundled with a lot of the basic cable packages in Pennsylvania and Ohio, which ends up getting the Big Ten a cut of every basic cable subscription in those states.

If they played their cards right, they could probably get third tier rights for the Big XII south if the Big 12 decides to go for the 3-pac expansion.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I think this is why Rutgers is not off the table

The Big 10 doesn’t need Rutgers to be good. Those cable subs are where its at. Imagine if they added UConn!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

now this

is absolutely
unbashedly
un deniably
OhioHawk certfitied fucking AWESOME

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Aug 28, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I caved and went to look at the remaining top movies today.

Looking forward to the upcoming photoshops. Also, love #1 but it really shouldn’t be #1.

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 28, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i always thought

the best B1G commercial ever
was the coaches on the couches
“CUM TO PENN STATE”
it really should be redone with all the new faces

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Aug 28, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This may be the best photoshop BHGP has ever had

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 28, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd you from a hurricane

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 28, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that Hoke's head is impossibly large.

Oh, and it’s big in the photoshop, too.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO IOWA AWESOME

the look of confusion on the face of the Zooker and disappointment on the face of Fitz are priceless

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 28, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even in a parody,

Dantonio is still pissed off.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who else has some fantasy draftin' to do tonight?

"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood

by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 28, 2011 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

might that include?

judy collins
on the beach
but when it should be just the right time
she starts sining “bring in the clowns”

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Aug 28, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone help me figure this out

I’m playing NCAA ’12, and Coker had a stupendous season, one year removed from winning the Heisman. He rushes 202 times for 3639 yards and 56 TDs (yes, I love to run up the score), and fails to win the Heisman again. The winner, by the way, had 179 rushes for 1187 yards and 20 TDs.

by Xarin on Aug 28, 2011 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

HE HAD THE X-FACTOR!

by the way, love how Coker becomes unstoppable for me by his Junior year.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 28, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was he the second-best back for Alabama.

I hear that works.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Aug 28, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He was the back for VT

They won the ACC and I won the Big Ten. I finished ranked #1, them #6. Coker ran for over 200 yards and got 55 receiving yards in the BTCG, while their back ran and received for less than 100 yards total in the ACCCG.

by Xarin on Aug 28, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

truth

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get a Terrelle Pryor sighting?

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pony Excess is on ESPN2

Love watching Eric Dickerson complain about how terrible SMU was post death penalty, the same death penalty the school earned by paying players like Eric Dickerson.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin

by Blackheartnopants on Aug 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Eric Dickerson was the greatest sideline report....

nope, I can’t do it. He’s a douche.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Aug 29, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Lions are my fantasy defense

I have high hopes

"I play for Penn State, we don't celebrate after TDs." - Penn State's Derek Moye, on being asked to act like he's celebrating a TD during a BTN shoot.

by ckmneon on Aug 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

They may have some potential.

Brady was on the verge of a temper tantrum last night after getting smacked around so much.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Suh get to him at all?

I loved a couple of weeks ago when he basically said “My tackles look bad because I’m too strong.”

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was right around him all night.

I’m not going to lie, I was getting blasted with my cousin, we were looking out for Spivey, and trying to tell stories all at the same time.

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 28, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." - Albert Einstein

"Consider them rolled." - Jim Delany

by 6 seconds of hell on Aug 28, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

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