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Seriously, I don't know anything about Harry Potter, and I even read the first four books like 5 years ago. Wait, 6... 7... shit, make that 7 or 8 years. I do know that there's Harry Potter, and also Ron The Ginger, and there's that one weird game they play where they grab each other's snatch or whatever. Totally inappropriate for children, if you ask me.

Anyhoo, here is your daily Hamsterdam, kiddos. Rules are here. As mentioned before, we're doing a thing where these things will go in the FanPosts just so we can take them off the front page once they get over a day old. That's not to say that FanPost contributions should decrease or anything; far from it. Just, this is how we keep the home page sportier.

First topic of discussion: is Harry Potter the dumbest book or the dumbestest book? Bonus points for agreeing with me.