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Hamsterdam Likes Limericks

Hamsterdam follows its own clock, man.  It also like limericks, like this:

There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.

Or this:

There once was a man named McGill,
Whose acts grew exceedingly ill,
He insisted on habits,
involving white rabbits,
and a bird with a flexible bill.

Or this:

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

Oh, I could go on and on thanks to the interwebs.  The history and ethos of Hamsterdam can be found just a click away.  

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