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One of these players will definitely be starting in Iowa's secondary.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

The Sleeper Agent.  The one constant about the 2011 Iowa football team since spring has been that outside of Shaun Prater at one cornerback spot, the defensive back situation is clear as mud.  Except things are starting to clear up now that the beginning of the season is in sight (less than two weeks!).  While Ferentz didn't explicitly confirm whether or not Micah Hyde is staying at free safety, every indication is that he's staying put.  Which leaves Greg Castillo and B.J. Lowery to duke it out for the other cornerback battle (a battle which Castillo is still winning, by all accounts).  But whither strong safety?  Who's slated to fill in for Tyler "Motherfucking" Sash in the Iowa defensive backfield in 2011?  That too seems to be a two-man battle.

In one corner, the people's champion and interwebs legend, Jordan Bernstine.  Bernstine's history at Iowa has been well-documented, but if you need a refresher course, Mas Casa has you covered.  In short, he's had the worst injury history of any recent Iowa player this side of Dace Richardson and he's had the misfortune of trying to unseat future NFL draft picks like Amari Spievey and (presumably) Prater.  That he also apparently can't beat out either Castillo or Lowery suggests that perhaps he was never meant to be a cornerback.  Enter: the strong safety job.

In the other corner, the depth chart leader and Iowan man of mystery, Colin Sleeper.  Sleeper's history at Iowa has been far less well-documented, but Morehouse and Harty have filled in a few details.  In short, he's the latest cog to come off Iowa's walk-on safety assembly line, following in the proud footsteps of Derek Pagel, Sean Considine, and Brett Greenwood.  Despite not yet playing a single live snap as a safety, Sleeper's probably the favorite to win the job.  Here's the money quote:

"I thought he had great eyes," DiNardo said after watching Sleeper practice. "He always knew what was going on back in the secondary."

If the last half-decade has taught us anything, it's that the the Iowa coaches value intelligence and the ability to read a play and be in the right position over raw athleticism and the ability to deliver a big hit.  And you'll never go broke betting on the walk-on safety to play at Iowa.

Star-divide

The Running Men.  Sixteen months ago, we were trying to figure out how Ferentz and O'Keefe were going to find a way to divide carries between the talented running back troika of Adam Robinson, Jewel Hampton, and Brandon Wegher.  If you want the most exhaustive rundown yet on how we went from that point to a present day featuring Marcus Coker and a cast of unknowns, Morehouse has the story in all its juicy, absurd, AIRBHG-riddled details. Meanwhile, the battle to back-up Coker has been one of the more intriguing subplots during fall practice, with true freshmen Jordan Canzeri and Mika'il McCall garnering the most buzz at the Kids' Day practice a week ago.  McCall in particular seems likely to earn a solid amount of carries, which should be exciting news for any Iowa fan who's missed seeing Iowa running backs treat oncoming defenders like crash test dummies since Shonn Greene took his talents to the NFL.  Also, we need to get to work on a nickname for him; if his dad (heavyweight boxer Oliver McCall) is The Atomic Bull, the standards are pretty high.

Eric Guthrie is just here to wreck fools.  It's puff piece preview season and not even punters are immune, as evidenced by this Hawk Central piece, which spends a lot of time talking about Eric Guthrie's long, strange trip to the starting punter gig:

"It’s just been a huge change from where I came from," Guthrie said. "In high school I was not good at all. I don’t even know how I ended up here. They took a shot on me."

Guthrie looks more like a power forward at 6-foot-6 and 245 pounds. His long levers help provide power, but they also mean he has to drop the ball farther to his foot.

"I don’t have to be quite as quick or explosive to have the ball go as far," Guthrie said. "But it makes it tougher to be consistent."

Is it wrong that I really just want to see him tackle someone, though?  

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Come on, he's bigger than like half our linebackers. Also, this is a really strange line to toss off and not elaborate on:

The insurance on Guthrie — who on media day said he did not have a scholarship yet and didn’t have the money for a fifth year of school — not being ready for prime time is thin. (emphasis added)

Uh, what?  Doesn't that need a little more elaboration?  

20-YARD SHANKZ

* mgoblog provides yet more statistical evidence that Iowa football has been really, really good at player development under Ferentz.

* Is there nothing about Iowa that Wisconsin won't copy?

* The Iowa women's basketball team finished up a successful European adventure last week; incoming freshman Samantha Logic averaged a double-double on the trip, which is a promising sign.

* Clone Chronicles gets the Colbert Bump... 

*... but Iowa State loses the quarterbacking services of Jerome Tiller, paving the way for the emergence of Steele Jantz, which the BHGP oracles predicted months ago.

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With all due respect to the AIRBHG

I think it’s become clear that he should be attacking our offensive line and not the guys who run. Iowa is the perfect example that if you create a hole anyone can run through it. It’s nice to have guys like Greene and Coker but you don’t need them to win. As long as the gods are good to our beef we’ll go 9-3 and get a shot at a January bowl.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Aug 22, 2011 8:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Do we have permission to hang you if your first sentence is essentially prophetic?

"Faith requires no sources or proof, only a large amount of words." - unionblue, Civil War Talk

by ReadingRambler on Aug 22, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

This line is a great leadin to McCall nickname.....

I vote for Le Big Mac or Royale with Cheese.

I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan

by Kluginator on Aug 22, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

He tried man

He hit one of them with a damn truck and the guy just got up and dusted his shoulder off.

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 22, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

FOOTBALL!!!

Home stretch. Can’t wait.

by bornofclay on Aug 22, 2011 8:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Why not just go with

“Son of the Atomic Bull”

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Aug 22, 2011 8:47 AM CDT reply actions  

For me I'd like to separate the kid from the pop

His dad was a really talented but troubled guy. He was a “could’ve been” fighter who couldn’t get past his demons. He cried in the ring on more than one occasion because he couldn’t handle… whatever. I’d like to give the kid a clean slate.

Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Aug 22, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

PARTNER OF HUNTER?


"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."

by Bucketochicken on Aug 22, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fallout Boy?

Up and atom!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 22, 2011 11:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I really hope Bernstine wins the job.

He’s just too good of an athlete to be on the sidelines. And I remember him playing in 2008 and thinking he looked pretty damn good.

by bornofclay on Aug 22, 2011 8:57 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

meh

I hope the best player wins it. If it is Bernstine I would be happy for him but at safety while speed and athliticism are important, knowing where you are is more important. Bernstine could get himself out of position really fast with all that speed.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Aug 22, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else frightened by this statement?
“It’s just been a huge change from where I came from,” Guthrie said. “In high school I was not good at all. I don’t even know how I ended up here. They took a shot on me.”

It isn’t really confidence instilling.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 22, 2011 9:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Apparently we wanted a punter that would scare the crap out of teams

“Shit, their punter is bigger than our O’Lineman. were fucked”

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 22, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was funny, but a little scary, yeah.

Fortunately, that was four (five?) years ago, so hopefully he’s improved since then.

My feeling is that he’ll have more shanks than we saw out of Donahue the last few years, but in general his punts will be pretty solid. And hopefully the offense is decent enough that we don’t need him to punt a lot. If he punts as many times as Donahue did his first year (70-80?), that will be a problem… but if we’re punting that much anyway, we’ll have a lot of problems.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 22, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard they'd asked M Koehn (frosh PK) if he could punt.

But he went to Solon and only played one year without J Morris, so he’d only punted like six times in his high school career (that may be an exadgeration, but not much of one… I just don’t know how to look up the real number… I almost guarantee it was less than ten times in four years though).
So I guess they didn’t go with that since Wienke was punting at the Kid’s Day.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 22, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

They really don't like having guys mix kicking duties.

There was a constant chatter about whether or not Doanhue should kickoff when Murray was squibbing kicks to the 10-yard line, but he never did. The reason I always heard was that they didn’t want to mess with his mechanics. I imagine that’s even more true for a guy who’s just learning how to be a college placekicker.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 22, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, which is why it dismayed me to hear they were thinking about doing it.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 22, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe given his size if the punt return makes it through everyone else the return guy will be scared to death of being tackled by him and drop to the ground. I hope we don’t get to test this theory but it would be interesting to see.

by Carfino'sWay on Aug 22, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you don't read the Colber/Iowa State story

and you should, BTW, just know it contains this quote:

“Confusing to Iowa voters? Really? We’re not talking about the dipsh*ts over in Nebraska.”

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Aug 22, 2011 9:22 AM CDT reply actions  

"Confusing to Iowa voters? Really? We're not talking about the dipsh*ts over in Nebraska."

This line will forever be used in response to all Nebraska fans

"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts

by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 22, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really couldn't care less about Clone Chronicles (with all due respect to CyHawk)

but the Colbert WOI segments are hilarious. The Nebraska quote, of course, being among the funniest.

Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.

by KilometersDavis on Aug 22, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I appreciate that.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Aug 22, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

If McCall is as much of a bruiser as I've heard he is...

And since his last name is McCall, couldn’t he be the Irish car bomb?

by bornofclay on Aug 22, 2011 9:55 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Wasn't that Paki's name once? Or was it Jayme Murphy's?

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 22, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think i remember this for Murphy

special teams extraordinaire

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Aug 22, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy

he earned his nickname by putting the fear of god into kickoff returners

We're gonna need a montage. Ooh, it takes a montage.

by The Mario Pace Experience on Aug 22, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

how bout McCallotov Cocktail ??

"Black is a color of power and strength, and to see all those players, with the captains linking their arms in front-it's a powerful picture."
...Hayden Fry

by chuck longs mom on Aug 22, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

RE: Backup RB

Is DeAndre Johnson not in the discussion? I really haven’t been paying to much out of fall camp, so I didn’t know if he hasn’t looked particularly good.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Aug 22, 2011 10:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

He got banged up (again!) at the Kids Day practice.

I don’t think think there’s been any indication that it’s anything serious, but it does sound like White and McCall are the most likely guys to serve as Coker’s backups for now. Canzeri is interesting as a specialty weapon.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 22, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice! Moeaki on SI front page

For Peter King’s Monday Morning QB article as a fantasy sleeper.

Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

by Ill Jukes on Aug 22, 2011 10:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Great

So do we give him until week 5 for a season ending injury now? Thanks SI

by PackerHawk on Aug 22, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

"he knows what's going on back in the secondary"

That is riveting breakdown by Gerry DiNardo. He must be good if he knows whats going on.

"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State

by Hawkaloogie on Aug 22, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Is that any different

than what most commentators say about most players? Even if he did go into detail and start breaking down what he saw Sleeper doing on specific plays and why he liked it, the editors would cut it out of the article IF the writer even put it in.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Aug 22, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he does have really nice eyes.

He will hypnotize quarterbacks into throwing the ball directly to him.

by bornofclay on Aug 22, 2011 3:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Are you saying

he’s dreamy?
Or that he’s Hypnotoad?

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 22, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

ALL GLORY TO COLIN SLEEPER

Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.

by KilometersDavis on Aug 22, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

MaybeTyler Sash passed down his hypnotoad powers to Sleeper.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 22, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I realize its been said already but I can't wait for Guthrie to go all Andrew Luck on someone

Some team looks like “they just have the punter to beat” and then Guthrie does his best Jeff Tarpinian on someone… preferably Stonum.

by NorseHawk17 on Aug 22, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I remember a Bears game

a long time ago, a guy thought that when returning a kick from Kevin Butler. The guy was running down the sideline and Butthead got in low under his shoulder pas and dumped him on his back. It was probably the greatest play I’ve ever seen a kicker make. I wish I could find video of it.
Point is, Guthrie could top that, he could destroy somebody coming at him

"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass

by chitownhawkeye on Aug 22, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morehouse is usually very good.

Which is why I was so incredibly disappointed when I sat down to take my Sunday morning shit and saw a nice lengthy article about the Iowa running back position only to find that it contained almost zero content regarding the Iowa running back position for this year.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Aug 22, 2011 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad headline

You were mislead by the packaging.

The people who write the headlines do not read my blog (Malloy story didn’t make the paper last week, unbelievably galling for me).

Tune in for Coker this week. I promise.

"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."

by MarcMorehouse on Aug 22, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good deal.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Aug 22, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened to the Aussie?

Are they seriously going to have3 punters on scholarship next year?

meh

by tyger1147 on Aug 22, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

If punting is winning, then having 3 punters

is more winning?

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Aug 22, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

winner

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Aug 23, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Guthrie's a senior.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Aug 22, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

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