Hamsterdam Is Ready To Brawl
by RossWB on Aug 19, 2011 7:00 PM CDT
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I will fight you if you post a pic or gif without a subject line.
Also, welcome!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Cricket spiders?
I considered no subject line, but that would have brought the banhammer fo sho.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
the best part
apparently they crawl into people’s beds at night in Iraq.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Wait, the Twitter pimpage was far more girly two minutes ago.
What the hell happened?
It had color, pictures, and an attempted brag about how popular you are.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Now you're just laying it on thick.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Well that's weird
I read his comment & looked back to see what he meant. Sure enough, the blue logo-y twitter stuff wan’t on your ‘the best part’ comment. However, now that I’ve come back from visiting another thread, it’s back. Interweb oddity.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
oh i see
I have no idea actually. I’m surprised I can even connect to the internet at time.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
"Come for the battles!"
“Stay because our insects have you in a figure 4 leg lock!”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Arachnida Natureboyicus
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 19, 2011 11:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And push them off the pillow?
Seriously, what the fuck?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
Those things need to not exist anymore. And I’m an environmentalist.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
I'm fine with them existing
in history books.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
the good news?
They aren’t poisonous!
/not really good news
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
I'll not sleep well tonight
Ewwwwww
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when that jumped out of John Hurt's chest?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
Forget insurgents. Somebody call in an airstrike on that fucker.
"As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part."
It's Friday?
Sheesh. I’ve been working much too hard this week. And I get to work tomorrow and Sunday, JOY!
Wait, I didn't know Tyger was a Mexican.
Ooooh, yeah, I went there.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Those are not good weeks
Well, they’re nice for your paycheck if you get OT. If not, sucks all the way around
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I do get OT.
So the paycheck will be nice. But the lack of a social life blows.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So do Louisville prostitutes.
Make sure you take advantage of those job perks.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
No. I'm saying you should receive oral sex from a whore on your next business trip.
And now I have to wash my hands after typing that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm so glad that we're in Hamsterdam.
And that’s not really my style.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't every trip a business trip if you're paying for oral sex from a ho?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Only if you can expense it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Might I suggest Miami
I’ve heard you can find them there. And based on all the record keeping, they might take credit cards
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
But you have to pay for the abortion.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you're doing oral wrong
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm clearly spitting in the wrong place.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one
Who likes to watch the last few plays from the sideline in RTG mode when you’re not on the field?
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Best part of that Gtown fight story
China had gotten around 57 or so free-throws to Georgetown’s 15…………and the score was tied at 64.
Man China sucks at basketball
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 19, 2011 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
Supposedly they're notorious for being a bunch of thugs.
This is just the first time it’s gotten huge notice here in the states.
"Faith requires no sources or proof, only a large amount of words." - unionblue, Civil War Talk
by ReadingRambler on Aug 19, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Who? Gtown or the team from China?
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 19, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you watch the fight?
China did not play. They even enlisted the use of chairs. It was a vulgar display of skullduggery.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
100 internet points to the first person
who sets that video to “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it IS
a Chinese military team. So hand-to-hand combat is par for the course
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Hoya Paranoia, son
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Got me some tickets today!
Yay, me!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
The, ummm, Lubbock Symphony?
Actually, I love the symphony. My in-laws used to have a subscription to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. I’d go with my MIL thru the winter. Also, LOVE it when they play at their outdoor venue (Ravinia). Pack up some dinner, grab a blanket, some wine & a lack of cards- makes for a lovely evening.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, the Lubbock symphony. The aren’t bad. It is a nice place to do some thinking.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Good to hear
So not all Texans are culture-less heathens?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Just happy you're not alone with your culture & education
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
culture & education
I think you would be surprised how little this describes me.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I doubt that's true when compared to most Texans
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Does the Lubbock Symphony
have a Whiskey Jug section and a kudzoo section? Oh what a about someone playing the saw?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Point of order:
Kudzu and Kazoo are two very different things.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Score!
My boyfriend just purchased us half-season tickets for the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 19, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
What are they doing this season? Anything stand out?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I want to see Trans Siberian Orchestra.
Unfortunately I haven’t seen a tour schedule out yet. Now I’m not sure if they will go on tour this year. Sadface.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I take it back.
I just checked and they have a winter tour. SCORE!
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I’ve never seen them, but I think it would be fun.
Excuse me if this is a ridiculous question, but, having had hearing impairment, is there any inclination to prefer music with a lot of vibration?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I have a background in music.
And I think I’m an unique case in people with cochlear implants in that I actually enjoy music. I tend to gravitate towards music wherein the lyrics can be easily separated from the music OR if the music itself is purely instrumental. TSO tends to be pretty awesome. I love listening to them using the Bose system in the truck.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
But that's not to say that I don't enjoy the loud vibrating bass in the music I listen to.
LCD Soundsystem has been a pleasant surprise in that category.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The Beatles
I can differentiate the lyrics from the music, but I still end up singing “Paper rice band” when listening to Paperback Writer.
Any instrumental music is great and so is dancing without hearing aids to bass heavy beats. Kinda sucks though missing out on the “story” of a song.
by RH's Bookie on Aug 20, 2011 9:51 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We are seeing one of Mozart's piano concertos (for two pianos, I believe)
…and there’s another big one, too, but I can’t remember off the top of my head what it is. Last year we went to two and we were completely sold. The CSO is nothing short of phenomenal.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 19, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
…yes, they are (siiiiigh!). I miss being able to go so live performances on a whim.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting Muti was a coup.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 19, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting him without persistent health problems would have been a bigger one.
Oh, and how was Market Days?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Market Days was an absolute blast
This year it coincided with my better half’s birthday. Saturday we played Lisa Frank Beer Pong (which is exactly what it sounds like…a bunch of queers making a frat game as faggy as humanly possible). My roommate and I dominated. One of my girlfriends was questioning how I could be so good at Beer Pong…one of my friends said, and I quote: “Duh. He went to Iowa.”
The festival was fun, but we only went on Sunday because of the shitty weather on Saturday. It was nice, but it was incredibly packed. The highlight was definitely Lisa Lisa (I know, from Carmina Burana to Lisa Lisa…).
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed
My in-laws’s tx came via people who were huge supporters during Solti’s reign- supposedly the seats were very near where Solti’s wife preferred to sit for the best acoustics. I have not yet been during the Muti era.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Just looked over the list...
Handel’s Water Music
Mahler 6
Muti Conducts Carmina Burana
Dutoit Conducts Strauss
Rapsodie Espagnole
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Aug 19, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuuuuuuck.
2 & 5 have me awfully jealous.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
Chicago is a fun town, I wish I lived in a place with a few more options. Eating a peanut butter sandwich and then going to the symphony by yourself is not as fun as you would think at first.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
You always have a guestroom at your disposal if you so choose.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m cool with anything that isn’t Chiles, Olive Garden, or the random ass Texas chain restaurants they have down here. How about Frontera?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I eat at Bayless' "fast food" place with regularity.
As you can see, there’s nothing “fast food” about it. I get teary just thinking about the pork belly torta.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I like #1
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me know when they're performing Bring It On! and I'm there, bro
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
my aunt had tickets
and thats how when i met werner klemper on rush street in chicago in 1974
(the colonel on hogan’s heros)
we talked for hours about his FATHER, Otto, conductor of the LA symphony
one of the best conversations i ever had on rush st by the way
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Totally freaked that maybe I hadn't actually paid for them
Oh, how the mind plays tricks. MY NC girlfriend is still waiting. Feels like we’re tracking the pony express.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I just played the dividing game with The Nephew, we was very excited.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Like kids on Christmas!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
We was very excited was supposed to be HE was very excited.
What the hell is wrong w/ my typing lately?
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I just assume you're doing it on your phone
I was entertained by it ;)
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sadly, I wasn't.
I must have had a stroke or something.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Andrew Long left PSU. That is going to change the complexion of the national title race this year.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Juicy.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No, Iowa State Basketball.
Hoiberg offered a scholly.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
subjected
Long on Aug. 12 was charged with attempted rape, aggravated indecent assault and indecent assault for allegedly assaulting a 55-year-old mother of a Penn State student. The woman told police she went to sleep in a house she was cleaning for her son to move in, and awoke to find Long, in his underwear, in bed with her, touching her intimately.
Read more: http://www.centredaily.com/2011/08/19/2883354/andrew-long-leaves-penn-state.html#ixzz1VWpIkuaY
meh
Gone baby gone.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
As it should be
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
15 days until kickoff, number 15 on the IMDB 250 --- Goodfellas
“Ever since I came to Iowa City, I wanted to be a gangster”
Watched that last night.
In keeping with my “what I can’t watch with the kiddies around” theme.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 19, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Goodfellas was shit. I said it.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're saying Goodfellas was worse then Good Burger?
My goodness. I never thought that Kenan and Kal could beat a Scorsese movie with Di Niro, Pesci and Liotta
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They're not saints.
Pesci was in ‘Gone Fishin’, DeNiro was in the ‘Fockers’ movies and Liotta had his brains eaten by Anthony Hopkins. I will say ‘Narc’ was fucking intense, though.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
But KENAN and KAL?
I’m wayyy to tired to even fathom this. I’m out. See you all tomorrow.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 19, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm, it's Kenan and Kel.
I was just joking but I don’t think you can compare the two because they are completely different. One is for tweenagers who don’t know better and the other for people how enjoy the cinema. Or one is for me when I want to watch a stupid movie I don’t really have to pay attention to the other is not that.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon. One of them is responsible
for this. Other than Samberg’s Digital Shorts, it may be the only redeeming part of SNL these days.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
When Da U story broke...
The Layla piano scene, the one where the bodys start turning up, played in a loop in my head.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Hate that movie.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not just that movie. Scorsese sucks.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, I'll go 50/50 with you on that.
Last Waltz, Gangs of New York, The Departed, King of Comedy and Taxi Driver are all pretty great. I can do with just about everything else. Yes, this includes Casino. And Who’s That Knocking On My Door is pretentious art schools shit and set the precedent for Harvey Keitel showing his wang on film. No thanks.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you for addressing the awesomeness that is Gangs of NY
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Daniel Day Lewis
wandered around in public in character, picking fights with strangers while filming that move.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I love that crazy bastard.
There isn’t a movie more depressing on my theoretical “Top 10” (it’s constantly changing) than “In the Name of the Father”. Pete Posethwaite + Daniel Day Lewis + Emma Thompson = amazing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that method?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that the one with "Say Hello To Your Mother For me?"
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funny.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
And what's your excuse for shunning the Purdue road trip?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Me? My wife selected my fall road trip.
Going to the Twin Cities for my sister in laws wedding.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it that same day?
Because if not, it’s a freaking day trip. You’ll be back by 8.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe?
Something set off the “no” light when I read about it.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Got it! My girls may have a figure skating competition that weekend.
Shit. I knew it was something.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
How are you teaching your girls about priorities
when you let their activities interfere with your Iowa Football?
/jk
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a pussy cat
These days its pretty much Iowa football and NFL Sundays.
I do need to get out more. I haven’t been out of the state in more than two years.
P.S. NFL Sundays the TV is mine all day.
P.P.S. Is Sunday ticket worth getting a dish? I’m the last Mediacom subscriber in Iowa. It is time to switch.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a tough question about getting Directv
I was a Directv owner for 7 years. I cancelled my subscription because we moved and we are temporarily in an apartment.
The Sunday Ticket is good, but only if you are determined to watch all season long, if you don’t then every Sunday where you are not watching 3 to 5 games you think to yourself that you spent all this money for games you are not watching.
Directv’s customer service is for shit. They suck and Directv raises their prices every six months to a year.
So with that, think about it before you make the decision.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got directv
and yeah, those bastards keep raising their rates. I’ll stick with it through the fall just to be sure I get BTN in HD, but we’re going to take a serious look at our options.
and yes, their customer service people suck. Badly.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Sure, they're terrible
but I hated Comcast way worse
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
that is who I have now
and fortunately I haven’t had to call CS yet.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The picture quality
kicks the hell out of Comcast.
WOW just ran lines to the neighborhood and I think u-verse is coming as well.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I haven't noticed too big of a difference in picture quality between the two
but I do notice i can keep my price low by threatening Comcast that I am going to cancel and they keep giving my sign on price. Directv would be like ok just go then and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to try u-verse
but we’re just outside of their zone, and even if we could, I think the quality would suffer being at the end of the line
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me tell you a little something about Uverse.
I signed up for it tonight and it will be 2 1/2 weeks until my appointment. I have to cancel my Time Warner by Thursday or be locked in for a year. For those playing along at home that means 2 weeks w/o cable or internet. HUH!?!? Not okay.
Oh and did I mention that the guy offered me an additional $50 promo card b/c the wait is so long but my chat got cut off b/4 it was put on my account? Yeah, that happened.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Locked in for a year?
Ouch. No internet, double ouch
I think the moral of the story is that they all suck
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 19, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No, that is actually the good thing.
The plan I chose is $43 off/month for the first 6 months and you can cancel at any time. I also get 3 months of HBO/Skinamax for free which I can cancel at any time. Plus a $100 promo card. It is a good deal. Overall it is about $200 cheaper for the year than TW and if there is a better deal after 6 months I can get that. TW doesn’t let you do that.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
See, now I'm just going to tweet you things I see on TV
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I have U-Verse.
I LOVE it.
/understatement of the century.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 20, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I also have U Verse.
Had Time-Warner and Dish before.
Number 1 point for me was BTN is included in the San Diego package.
I'm annoyed that I can't get anyone on the phone.
I called the phone number in Google and every single prompt gave me a different phone number than the one I dialed and it was the same number. For the love! List that number instead. And on the recording the person reading a statement about a letter that went out said ERA instead of ERROR and it made me insane. Truly awful.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmm. Things to consider.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I waited three years to see it expecting it to be trash.
It’s outstanding. When a movie can make me not hate Cameron Diaz it’s accomplished something.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I know it's a remake
but it’s just so well done.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I nodded off after you said Gangs of....zzzzzzzzz
Departed was good, but not as good as the movie it was modeled after. I’ve never felt the need to re-watch any of his films. And if you try to convince yourself someone is a great filmmaker, they aren’t.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
On that subject: David Lynch can eat shit.
Although “Twin Peaks” is fantastic and “Dune” is great in the way a car crash is great.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, "The Elephant Man" is also a wonderful film
and “The Straight Story” is surprisingly good for being all Disney-y. But there’s no way you’re convincing me “Mulholland Dr.”, “Lost Highway”, “Eraserhead”, et. al. are anything but self-congratulatory bullshit. “Blue Velvet” is amusing, though. But that’s mostly to the credit of the actors; “Heeeeet me! Heeeeeet me!”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Mulholland Dr made me want to kill someone.
I’m not sure it if was me or David Lynch.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Swords at dawn.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Silly jebushchrist
bringing a sword to a gun fight. Unless you have ninja skills and you can deflect the bullets.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Or whatever the hell skillz that chick had in Sucker Punch.
/surprisingly interesting movie
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 20, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
He never showed. Of course.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably still crying about grocery bags being insulted.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 20, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
No, just shaking the cobwebs out after a loooong night.
Impromptu night out with the guys after already having consumed a full growler of Galactic Double Daisy Cutter. Now I’m watching the little ones while my wife is out trying to spend as much time away from all of us as possible. I can hardly blame her.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Well
He does constantly cast DiCaprio in films, and that guy has the emotional range of a grocery bag.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Hey! You take that back
about grocery bags!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I think he was talking about those plastic grocery bags that break apart when you put a gallon of milk in it.
Not the good grocery bags that can be reused over and over and over again.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 20, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't understand why more people don't use reusable bags.
They rule my world, even when I shop at the mall.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Many Scorcese films may be over-rated,
But few of his films that I’ve seen have sucked. Goodfellas is good-to-great, but it does drag a bit when it becomes only about Liotta and DeNiro.
Casino and the Departed are decent, maybe not awesome. Gangs of NY would have been better as two movies, but I still like it I like the Aviator. Taxi Driver was interesting but too slow for me (partly because I’m only 30 years old), and I don’t think I’ve seen his other stuff.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 20, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I liked Taxi Driver, but then again, I'm older than you.
I don’t see what that has to do with it but I’m rolling with your train of thought.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad has a problem you guys can help with.
Being in Omaha, he is disappointed that das Huskers get so much media coverage both in Omaha and Lincoln.He would like to read about the Hawkeyes, I guess, every day, even if there’s nothing truly interesting-even if he doesn’t learn anything.
I suggested the East Iowa papers and even DMR, but he said, a) the DMR thinks they’re a state-wide paper so they don’t focus on Iowa any more than anyone else, and b) the East Iowa papers (I guess generally lumped together) don’t really have that great of writing on a consistent basis.
I find all I need to know here, so I have never searched diligently. Apparently, he doesn’t want to wait for INPIYL2I every day and would just rather search/browse himself. Can the BHGP community help out and give me some good links to papers and/or blogs and/or whatever else he should go to?
Thank you.
meh
Yeah, the Gazette.
It’s my go-to for Iowa Hawkeye news outside the outstanding writers of this blog.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Not as good as him being IN the LLWS.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, at 15 he is too old.
Babe Ruth maybe?
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 19, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're inside-the-parking it you're OK.
On an attempted triple you’re a fuckwad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 19, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Tried to advance from second to home on an error with the ball staying in the infield.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Kid just struck out 12 and hit a HR for the games only run.
Freaking impressive.
"...take it to Hamsterdam."
Stanzi time in Baltimore
I hope they found some pass protection in the last week.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
Umm, illegal interwebz
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Really good ~25 yard completion
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the orange traffic cone from Penn St. got drafted by the Chiefs
That is one horrendous offensive line
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, he played with the second team.
I only saw one pass thrown his way.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd team?
I guess I was under the assumption he was a starter.
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
I think Pope is technically the starter
but I think Tony played with the second teamers so he could ease back after his injury
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, that sounds plausible
I am in no way an expert on the Chiefs
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
me neither
except for the former Hawks
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 19, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
It was cocoa day at the Waverly Nestle today
Whole town smelled wonderful. It was a good day tater
Please note that the internet does not, as of yet, have a sarcasm font.
I'm arguing with Darryl Talley on twitter. No idea why.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
who is Darryl Talley?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
He lost 4 Super Bowls with the Bills.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ALL HIS FAULT.
At least they are, tonight.
(Seriously, this is fascinating.)
by Chris Grovich on Aug 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching him try to read and make the twitter work at the same time is fascinating.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Truly.
It’s a buffet of fail. A buffail. A Buffalo Buffail.
by Chris Grovich on Aug 19, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Boy I Love Losing Superbowls
as of 2001, people in Buffalo did not find that joke funny. At all.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Old SI for Kids joke:
“What do the Bills and birthday candles have in common?”
They both get blown out on the same day every year
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
by CyHawk on Aug 19, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
For those who get the NFL network
they are going to be showing the Chiefs vs Ravens right now
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 19, 2011 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Why thank you!
I will go back to rewatching the Insight Bowl later
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok
Definitely not a fan of the all-white uniforms. Ick.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Dowling seniors recreate new Cy-Hawk Trophy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Do you suppose
they’ll actually get humiliated into dropping it? Maybe?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I wish.
They’ve probably convinced themselves that all of this talk has been great for them, even if 98% of it has been negative.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It really is the perfect trophy for the internet age
because it’s getting mad exposure for just how bad it is.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
That's a LAWL
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 19, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Those kids are my heroes.
Bronze them for the Nebraska rivalry trophy.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrible rivalry trophies are good for driving page views
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
searches leading to clone chronicles today:
353 28.3% cy hawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
159 12.8% new cy hawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
147 11.8% new cy-hawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
44 3.5% cyhawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
27 2.2% cy-hawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
26 2.1% new cyhawk trophy Google / Yahoo / Bing
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
You're expecting me to believe Chronicles gets 500 page views per day?
INCONCEIVABLE!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 20, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you sure that was the Cy-Hawk Trophy... or was it the Colbert Bump?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's a fair question
but considering 70% of the traffic was from googling variations on “Cy Hawk Trophy” I’m thinking it’s not that.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Don't forget to check your lineup, fantasy soccer dudez!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 19, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
I WILL NOT BE BULLIED INTO PUTTING A TITLE ON A GIF
You Like Twitter? Me too! Awesome Fun Time K Thanks Bye! @storminspank
I used up all my photoshopping in the threads on the trophies today
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
It's not bullying. It's just how it is.
These threads that sit around for days come to a grinding halt when anarchists refuse to use a subject line. The alternative is the stupid no gif rule.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Such a bully
You Like Twitter? Me too! Awesome Fun Time K Thanks Bye! @storminspank
by storminspank on Aug 20, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
If I'm trying to surf at work
I pretty much can’t if there’s a bunch of big ass pictures that I can’t collapse.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Aug 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's close to that for me at home.
/pricetobepaidforlivinginthecountry
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 20, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hamsterdam is slow tonight.
I’mma hang up and win a big ten title.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Shit. Was that going to be my squad?
I forgot who I was going to like.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Initially, but you don't like red.
So I suggested their cross-town rival, Everton, who wear blue. They’re not as good, but their fans are still crazy scousers.
by The Mexican't on Aug 19, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I found a bouncy castle, but didn't think to tweet a picture because I was busy stalking Patrick.
by The Mexican't on Aug 19, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
The twitter portion of your signature changes every 2 hours.
That’s unusual.
by The Mexican't on Aug 19, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it either.
I’m trying to be one with the internet, but it’s not working.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
I'll give Liverpool a shot in the am
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 19, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll say this, I hate Arsenal on sight. That's a start
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Me, too.
And I’m a fan.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Present.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 20, 2011 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
The Big 10 championship trophy in NCAA 12 still has the old big ten logo on it.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
When you play the Big 10 championship game
At Lucas Oil, it’s 30 degrees and you can see everyone’s breath. What a debacle that game is.
WOOO WOOOO WOO WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I WAS BORN WITH A GOLDEN SPOON
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 20, 2011 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's on Space Mountain!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
You came to the right place.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I was staying up to watch Stanzi since I missed the broadcast earlier
And now that he’s about to get some PT, I’m not sure I can make it any longer.
I'm the same way.
I can only watch Balljoint suck for so long
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
BTW
EDSBS has a great write up on the Cy-Hawk trophy.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/8/19/2372891/the-cy-hawk-kneeling-corn-hobo-trophy#comments
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:08 AM CDT reply actions
Debatable
At least you have a commonality other than a vegetable
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
Iowa law school peeps;
I truly hope you weren’t as exclusive and pretentious as 90% of the 2L’s I hung with tonight while you were in IC.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 20, 2011 12:09 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
welcome to law school
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Aug 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
FEAR OF THE DARK
ARGENTINA!
(Fear of the Dark)
MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
by CyHawk on Aug 20, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Bruce-ness.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 20, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Not when I'm drafting in front of you, son
Use the Twitter to follow @HFMRide
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds like a sandwich from a fast food place
Bet it has bacon.
Use the Twitter to follow @HFMRide
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
People are right about your disappearing-reappearing Twitter button
I want to push it, but it’s gone.
Use the Twitter to follow @HFMRide
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I got rid of it.
Didn’t want to make you all anymore jealous of my ever increasing number of followers.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Enjoy Steven Jackson (for all 10 games he plays)
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I've pretty much committed myself to a RB-RB, but am not happy about it.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope you make the right choices
Use the Twitter to follow @HFMRide
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I recommend Justin Forsett and CJ Spiller.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Isn't Forsett still splitting time with BEAST MODE?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, and he's about 160 lbs and got the ball on 4th and goal from the 1. Fail.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh the lawls.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
RICKY
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
This offensive line would be second string for Iowa State
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Incidentally, Austen Arnaud just threw another pic.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad he's sticking with football
Even though it is B-League Flag football
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, what the hell is that?
He took two steps and was on his ass. How can they evaluate a QB if the line refuses to protect him for longer than a 1/4 second.
As a kc fan
I’m tired of the take it slow mentality Haley is pursuing
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
This really makes me sad
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Chuck Norris wears NickBloomfield pajamas.
by Pain in the Sash on Aug 20, 2011 12:34 AM CDT reply actions
So from what ive read about the KC game today
Stanzi was good when he had some talent around him, and was bad when his Oline sucks and he has no tools around him?
he also threw an Interception, but, ya know, thats Stanzi.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 20, 2011 12:40 AM CDT reply actions
new phone
I am drunk and posting from my new HTC EVO. Go hawks.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields
by rockyh on Aug 20, 2011 1:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I took two ambien and roughly ten-15 simply sleep/unisom two hours ago. I am still wide awake. WTF?
meh
Well, at least you're dead by now (tomorrow.)
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 20, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Any embarrassing texts/social networking interactions?
I’ve been guilty of those, thanks to Ambien. 
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
EPL anyone?
The first Liverpool goal was comical. Arsenal is hurting.
Also, Swansea/Wigan! Last week never happened! Go Swans!
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 8:55 AM CDT reply actions
It was pretty great.
Instantly hated Arsenal. Love Suarez and Meireles. Liverpool could be my club.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Suarez is Uruguay right?
Him and Forlan were amazing during the WC.
Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
Yep.
Looked very good in Copa America as well.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep. He's so chill.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Suarez really is great.
As is Meireles, though he may be gone soon, which would be a bit of a bummer. I’ve taken to Jose Enrique. He looks like he could be an action-movie villain and he does well when he comes forward to help build on the attack. I’m quite excited.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I was watching almost entirely for Arsenal schadenfreude
And I wasn’t disappointed
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Arselol
Pretty dreadful match really. Who was Miereles pissed at? One finger salute after his assist.
I don't know.
I like “Arselol” though, haha.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
It's going to be a long season.
So far, selling Fabergas is their greatest accomplishment. And even that came a full season too late.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
He's pissed at everything.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow, Chris Mckendry (er whatever) must of had a rough night
partying after the LLWS yesterday
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 9:03 AM CDT reply actions
Alright peeps
I’m off to a fantasy draft then my friend’s bachelor party. If I survive the day, I’ll see y’all on Monday.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Two weeks!!!! until kickoff, number 14 according to the IMDB Top 250: Fight Club
by hawk6894 on Aug 20, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Whoa! QPR got a win!
Welcome back, South Africa Road!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Even Hayden is saying that he doesn't like the new trophy.
This is getting better and better (except for the part where we have a shitty trophy).
That sort of thing is the only hope of getting it changed.
We need Nile and jack trice to send some hate mail from the great beyond.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 20, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I missing something?
This looks nothing like an Iowa helmet
You Like Twitter? Me too! Awesome Fun Time K Thanks Bye! @storminspank
by storminspank on Aug 20, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Far be it from me to question 3-time Coach of the Year Andy Reid
But was it really such a great move to trade Kolb for a nickel back? I mean they’re not even going to start Rodgers-Cromartie. The 2nd rd pick is whatever. Also, they went out and gave Vince Young like $5million (which he quickly rewarded them by calling the Eagles the Dream Team and multiplying the hate and expectations by 100) to be their back-up. Am I just overthinking this? To me it’s a stupid move.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I don't think it was necessarily an "upgrade in talent" move.
More that they knew it unlikely they would re-sign him next year unless Vick got hurt, and they wanted to get something for him. I also think a 2nd round pick from the Cardinals is pretty good. The best values in football (at least pre-CBA) was in the 20s and 30s and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s where the Cardinals end up. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rodgers-Cromartie ends up with near the same snaps as Samuel. DRC is also 24 while the two other corners are 30.
I think it is sorta dumb because I don’t think Vick will be near as good as he was last year, and they’ll miss Kolb. But if you (as the Eagles are) are convinced that Vick is legitimate and that Kolb will bolt after this year, I think it makes some sense. Still not a great trade, but decent. In their mind, I’m sure they’re thinking they got a great Nickel guy and a 2nd rounder only for a “slight” downgrade in a back-up (in their mind, not mine) QB and a couple million dollars. If they see it as that, meh. But I do disagree with them in their premise.
meh
I think Vick is going to be a little like Favre with Minnesota
From treasure to trash. The book is out on this guy, as it was with Atlanta. He’ll be a good fantasy player but I don’t see him leading a team.
And I thought Kolb was locked up for a few more years under contract with the Eagles… if not the trade makes a little more sense but I still don’t see letting a “+” QB go for a nickel back and a future pick.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Those 2 leaders of men? What could go wrong?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
This Just In: Andy Reid will misuse timeouts and mismanage the game this year
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Breaking news:
The sky is blue (sort of) unicorns don’t exist and boobs are good.
We're gonna go America all over their asses!
Kola is unproven.
Philly probably realizes they are close enough to a super bowl appearance that they can gamble a bit on backups if it means locking down the opponents’ passing game.
The part I don’t like is that they brought in VY. They probably have Vick at the point where he won’t embarrass them off the field, only to bring in a guy who showed a possible suicidal mind frame in Nashville. What happens if VY is forced to start and has a couple bad games?
Then again, my Niners have Alex Smith, Kaepernick, and some guy who never even played a full season at Sacramento State, so who am I to judge?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Kolb is unproven.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
(with apologies to Frank Sinatra)
Now this could only happen to a guy like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratef’lly
As I throw each one of you a kiss
This is my kind of town, Hamsterdam is
My kind of town, Hamsteram is
My kind of people, too
People who smile at you
And each time I roam, Hamsterdam is
Calling me home, Hamsterdam is
Why I just grin like a clown
It’s my kind of town
My kind of town, Hamsterdam is
My kind of town, Hamsterdam is
My kind of razzmatazz
And it has all that jazz
And each time I leave, Hamsterdam is
Tuggin’ my sleeve, Hamsterdam is
Reading Rambler, Hamsterdam is
Ross, Hamsterdam is
Boilerhawk, Hamsterdam is
Carfino, Hamsterdam is
Jebushcrhist, Hamsterdam is
Energizer, Hamsterdam is
Bellanca, Hamsterdam is
Mexian’t, Hamsterdam is
Blackheartnopants, Hamsterdam is
SaturdayMorningKegStanzis, Hamsterdam is
SomeJerkPoster, Hamsterdam is
HoyaGoon, Hamsterdam is
Chaz, Hamsterdam is
Fucking Pellican Whore Forever \, Hamsterdam is
One town that won’t let you down
It’s my kind of town
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
by OhioHawk on Aug 20, 2011 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You can name-drop me on a track anytime, OhioHawk.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
OhioHawk...
…I am here and I will be the death of you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
wow,, had i only known
my apologies,,,
watch for version 2
film at 11
i got through cancer surgery so shanti to thee Mssr. Mccan’s
and we scrambled to 11 under at chilli today,,,
not bad for a bunch of old farts
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
s'OK, we're doing family movie night over here.
All is well, carry on.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ross/Mexican't
Have you guys seen Juve’s new away jerseys?
They’re, um, fabulous?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Yeah, they were plugged on Twitter a few weeks ago.
They’re pretty intense, but I actually like them.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Utrecht went the pink route, too
but with less dramatic results:
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
There's always at least one Serie A team rocking pink.
I’m more bothered by the big fucking star outline, actually.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's what killed me, too.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the best kit you've seen this year?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I really like the new Barca and Real kits, actually.
Real’s gold numbers look awesome.
I was slightly blinded by QPR’s orange kits this morning. Maybe TIMM-AY and Everton were too and that’s why they lost.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Clubhouse leaders for me
Villa’s away unis are gorgeous
and I think Hibs’ home strip is oddly appealing for being two-tone green (and having the word “Crabbies” plastered across it).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I would also vote for my Gunners' away kits, which are stunning
but their 3rd jerseys are so bad that any awesomeness of the visitor’s shirts is wiped out.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the Arsenal third kit?
The two-tone blue away kit isn’t doing much for me.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Awful.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops, had the away & 3rd mixed up.
Love the pinstripes.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I do too.
I absolutely loved both of Liverpool’s primary shirts last year. Was sad to see the pinstripes go.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Was Liverpool in black and gold today or black and white? I was half-asleep.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They've traditionally been black and gold as an alternative to the Red & White.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Its black and silver with a tiny amount of red.
They’ve done away with the black and gold this year.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That's too bad.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.
I did get a black and gold ‘09 shirt while I was in Mexico, though. So I’m content. I just need to get my hands on a LS away kit from last season.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Hrm.
WorldSoccerShop says the ugly blue jobbies are the away kits. No listing for those third kits (which are sharp as hell).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Really like the all-black motif for Fulham's aways.
I know you hate the Kappa design, but I think it looks sharp.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Those Villa aways are pretty nice.
Chelsea’s thirds aren’t bad, but the aways are fucking terrible.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh, I hadn't seen the Chelsea 3rd kit.
I like it, but doesn’t it look like a knockoff of the LA Galaxy? Not really where I’d look for inspiration if I’m positioning myself as European footballing royalty.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew it looked similar but I couldn't put my finger on it.
I just saw them plugging it on the sideline boards while getting all they could handle from West Brom this morning.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
"while getting all they could handle from West Brom this morning."
Hey, they’re just like Man U!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
West Brom beat Arsenal last season.
They have a Purdue-esque tendency to trouble good teams and go to shit against the bad.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hodgson has them looking a lot like his old Fulham teams, IMO.
And they could be better since in Odemwingie and Long they appear to have better strikers than he ever had at Fulham.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.
West Brom looks good enough to stay up. I didn’t pay enough attention in the offseason to understand why Drogba isn’t starting, though. Torres looks like he’s trying to play his way out of England but he’s still getting the first 70.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Torres has been much improved the first two games, he just can't fucking score.
Which, admittedly, is kind of a problem for a forward.
The Drogba-Torres thing is tricky because it’s unclear if they can play together well (or at all).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If Torres looked any worse from the last few seasons
he’d actually be dead. Improvement isn’t hard to come by when playing at his level. I think Man U has a shot at running away with it this year.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Not with Da Gea in goal.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
True.
Are there any good goalies left in the EPL?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Pepe Reina is a great keeper.
He just happens to share a nationality with the world’s best keeper and doesn’t get any international caps.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Petr Cech was fantastic last year.
Reina and Hart are good, too.
I think you’re confused because Arsenal hasn’t had a good goalie since ages.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
David Seaman is the name you're looking for.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh-heh-heh
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, that's nothing.
This is what he looked like
Why, yes, that is a dual ponytail/pornstache look he’s rocking.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Bit of Tony Meola, bit of Brock Landers
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet he can roundhouse kick like a motherfucker
Use the Twitter to follow @HFMRide
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You got the touch!
You got the powwwwwwer!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa! Davey's ponytail cannot be contained by this picture!
Ah, that’s the stuff. All he needs now is a Speedo.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That creepy mustache really completes the look.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he sportin a Hitler?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's huge.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn!
I should have named my fantasy team “David Seaman’s ‘Free Candy’ Van.”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Not
“David Seaman’s Mustache Ride”?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Double damn!
Always the missed open net for me.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And, no, I hadn't forgotten about captain headgear.
But outside of Cech there just haven’t been a ton of great keepers in recent years. There was a time where the EPL resembled the NHL of the late 90’s, where the goalies were the foundations of the teams.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Joe Hart... you're so dreamy....
/swoon
/teenagegirl’ed
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
We'll see how he handles Spurs on Monday.
If they can get 9 points in the first three weeks they may be hard to keep up with.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
They also have an almost entirely second-choice backline right now.
But, yes, hopefully Tottenham or Arsenal can steal some points off ’em.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Gervinho will have to be on point for the Gunners to take points from ManU.
Losing that kid to a second yellow today is going to hurt, especially if Nasri is shipped to ManCity by next week.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Gervinho is still suspended.
Van Persie needs to remember that he’s very good. I’m more concerned about the bare bones backline and midfield that they’ll be fielding. But, hell, Man U beat them in the FA Cup last year with a lineup of kids, so…
Unless Wenger actually spends some moneHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry, I briefly lost my mind there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He had a red in week 1, so he should be back next week.
Unless the FA is extending the punishment. If Wenger can’t open the wallet after unloading Fabregas and Nasri, then he’s committing fully to the “feeder club” idea that he mentioned recently.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Question.
Does the La Liga strike effect European play as well?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think so, no.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He got a straight red, though, which is a default 3 game suspension.
Between Adebayor, Clichy, Kolo Toure, and (seemingly) Nasri, they already are a feeder club for Man City.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well I was unaware of that.
Seems a bit harsh.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
For lightly slapping a guy who was being a total knob?
I agree, but they don’t put much nuance in the straight red rules.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They've been a feeder team for all of Europe since Wenger got there.
Outside of Bergkamp (who took paycuts out of his love for Arsenal) they’ve sold almost every top-flight player they’ve had over the last 13 years. They’ve done it to invest in younger talent but apparently all the young talent they invest in is made of glass.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The idea of investing in young talent is brilliant.
Except that the kids don’t seem to respect the club enough to play out their primes at Arsenal.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Playing out their primes has never been the plan.
They’ve never tried to “invest” so much as use Wenger’s scouting talents (which is unrivaled in all of Europe, I will fight you to the death on this) and raise the profile of the kid enough to sell him for a song after just a few years. In theory, even with only a few years, the talent is so good it should still translate into wins. However, think about all the time over the past few seasons where Van Persie, Fabergas, Thomas Rosicky, et.al have been injured. They certainly suffer from putting all their eggs in one basket.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They're striking while the iron is hot on Cesc and Nasri.
Stadium debts are a bitch, though. If Emirates is really what’s killing Wenger’s budget, then I hope that Liverpool’s new owners just commit to Anfield and write off thoughts of a new stadium.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Disagree.
The blew it with Fabergas. Last season was the year; Barca would have killed for him and he wanted to go. They held out hoping to get more and he ended up having the worst year of his career since his first season. They still made a ton off of him but it would have been more a year ago.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Barca was ever going to pay tons for him.
They always knew he’d come eventually and he’s essentially a luxury purchase for them.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That could be
although Arsenal didn’t help matters by “offering” him last year at an astronomical sum as a way of essentially saying “fuck off.”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It is pretty incredible to see how much clubs value their players.
Almost always 175% what they’re actually worth.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What about the staff at Olympic Lyon?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Har har har.
The Emirates has been a huge financial drain that, shockingly, still hasn’t paid dividends. Add a notoriously, shall we say, thrifty, American owner and the likelihood of Arsenal spending any money on the transfer market seems nil.
Arsenal hasn’t had a solid backline in almost 6 years.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope that American owner enjoys the Europa League.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's owned the Nuggets for years.
It’s an upgrade as far as he’s concerned.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The Spider-Man away kits have kind of been growing on me.
Not liking the third kits, even as an avowed fan of black and gold unis.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Villa's away kits are nice.
Not feeling Mr. Crabbie there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
After this, I don't think anyone can say anything about HawkeyeGirleye and I talking about shoes and our hair again.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Not only that, but they call them “kits”, and refer to the playing field as the “pitch”. I’d never disrespect my brethern’s like of European soccer, but the terms irritate me for stupid reasons.
Oh, I don't care that they talk about the futbols or anything like that.
I hope no one thinks that. I mean, before there was a place like Hamerstandam if there was a topic I wasn’t interested in I would scroll, I do the same thing now.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Have I ever done this?
I thought not. What happens in Hamsterdam…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't say you did.
I said anyone. I did not name names (Chazz) nor specifically say Kyle McCann’t.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 22, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Jerome Tiller ruled academically ineligible and out for the season
That’s really sad for the Clones.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Their new starting QB is named Steele Jantz
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then this poll was right on the money.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I've said it before (not really) and I'll say it again (first time actually) but Rosswell is a genius (debatable).
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Y'all better recognize
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So I HAVE to go RB-RB at 10 & 11, right?
I’m having a really hard time figuring out what the hell I’m going to do.
K-K
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Cundiff has been pretty impressive this preseason, hasn't he?
Points for touchbacks?
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
SEABASS OR YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I wish you were talking about Cam Neely.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
There is only room for one Seabass in my life.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm not certain if truer words have ever been written
but I’m pretty sure those particular words have never been written.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
FORGET ABOUT YOU DO I PICK ARIAN FOSTER OR ADRIAN PETERSON WITH THE #1 PICK?
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
AP. Done.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
(sigh)
Yeah…there’s that. Let me put it this way, you draft talent i.e. Walter Payton had an amazing career (as did Gayle Sayers) playing for mostly shit Bears teams. AP will get his.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You left out the epitome, the very definition of awesome RB on shit team.
Barry motherfuckin Sanders.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Aug 20, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, c'mon. He had Rodney Peete.
Oh, good point.
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
And Scott fuckin' Mitchell.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Maybe someday AP will replace Sayers as president of the Haters Club
He’s a grumpy, foul-tempered guy.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Sayers is absolutely insufferable.
He’s still sad about James Caan passing away.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever since he double-crossed Han Solo I've hated him. Jim Brown was better anyway.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when Gayle Sayers played baseball
with James Earl Jones and Richard Pryor? Yeah, neither do they.
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that was Wesley Snipes
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Wesley Snipes?
But he’s white.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Annnnd pimped Colt 45 to inner city kids!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I was late tuning into the Texans game, but they did mention his hammy again.
Of course, handcuffing him with Ben Tate probably won’t hurt much even if you don’t get AP.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard it was fine.
Their OL looked better too. But Tate got that TD. I don’t want any Willis McGahee bidness up in there. TOO MANY DECISIONS.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
I don't see why so many people want Mark Ingram.
They have four RB’s that have been starters on at one time or another. Only Darren Sproles hasn’t been reg’lar.
meh
Does anybody draft running back by team? Just curious.
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"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I did a fantasy league at a bar a few years ago that was like that
I had Carolina back when De’angelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart were sharing carries and stealing TD’s from each other, which worked out magically.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 21, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I like that. We always discussed it but have never done it.
RBBC has essentially ruined fantasy football.
I’d say the same would work for QBs as well. You draft Orton, you get Quinn and Tebow as well.
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by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if you'd need to chop down roster sizes a little bit.
I played a college fantasy football game a few years ago that did this concept (i.e., Wisconsin RBs, Hawaii WRs, etc.). It was fun, although some units — Texas Tech QBs, Texas Tech WRs, Navy RBs — were almost absurdly good.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Big time. It'd also save a shit ton of time during the season. Just draft and ghost ride the whip.
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by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, it was no maintenence
When Brady got hurt, Cassell was your guy. It was the “next man in” philosophy of fantasy football. Also great for no-name WR corps.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 21, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The pro game puts such emphasis on situational play
Brady could throw for 330 and 3 TDs one week, go 150 and 1 TD the next.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Vikings are teh suck.
But if you draft Foster you should name your team Arian Nation and make a skinhead your avatar.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I suggest Ed Norton in American History X.
But, y’know, go with whichever skinhead floats your boat.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Synergy
I was just thinking about making you eat a curb.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Still one of the hardest scenes to watch in any movie.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Whenever it's referenced
it elicits a physical response from anyone who has seen it. It’s a combination of unholy sight and, more than anything, sound.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I've heard the sound
Mostly because I can’t plug my ears that well.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
The sound's almost as bad.
Hell, without the sound I think the scene is probably tolerable.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Zany, even.
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That may or may not have been my team name last year
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does that not come as a surprise to me?
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by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
What part of "may not have" do you not understand?
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you also use a skinhead as an avatar?
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that's racist
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no, that's ska.
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oi
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
With all the "oi's" do you think there are Jewish people who are really into ska?
This band would have been huge in Younkers if only it were deemed Kosher.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a black and navy plaid blazer and plaid bowtie.
I threw up all over them after getting Dunkin’ Donuts on a 3AM drunken munchie raid. Very un-straightedge.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian MacKaye is disappointed in you
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Guy Picciotto's got my back.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in a keeper league with my bosses
And he’s keeping both.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Maybe drew breed will have a great year again?
There are some young or emerging rbs that you may get in rounds 3 and later.
Snake draft, right?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Drew Brees
iPad spell correct sucks giant balls
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by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
#firstworldproblems
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The NFL is now making it illegal to tackle with the shoulder as well.
They have the best product in the world. So this year they’ve changed the kickoff rule (stupid and it will also bring scoring down) and also made a rule that ALL touchdowns will be reviewed by instant replay. Great job, competition committee!
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I kind of wish there had been a lockout delayed season
As much as I love the NFL, it needs to be knocked down a few pegs.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooh! Did Aaron Ramsey score it on his own team?!?
/so fucking bitter.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't decide if the side judge completely fucked the Gooners by not calling offsides, or if he let it slide because Suarez never touched the ball.
Either way, after Suarez & Meireles came on and Arsenal went to 10, it was just a matter of time.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the thing about Arsenal.
9 times out of 10, they’ve fucked themselves for being in a position to lose.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Meireles should be billed as from "Beyond Thunderdome."
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I just hope he stays in Liverpool and doesn't head your way.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think those rumors are bogus.
Meireles doesn’t make sense for Chelsea at all. They need wingers and creative mids.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Works for me.
When he and Suarez play together Liverpool is a completely different attacking side. Booming it up to Carroll isn’t going to do any good.
Also, I wish Jose Enrique would take a fucking shot. He was wide open on at least two occasions today and opted to feed it into the box instead of firing at the frame.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I was surprised Suarez didn't start today.
Paid off, obviously, but kind of weird to leave him on the bench.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He's kind of an ace in the hole type of player.
If you can stomach keeping him benched, the pace and creativity he brings is so jarring for most teams facing fatigue that he’s almost certain to do something.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was more a fitness issue.
He was clearly gassed after 60 minutes last week. I think he’ll start up front with Carroll by week 4. He should’ve come on much earlier than he did today though.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure, but he's their best player.
And, as evidenced by their run at the end of last season, he can very effective in 90 minutes, too. If he’s fit, I think you need to play him as much as possible.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Didn't Ole Gunnar Solskjaer finish 2nd in scoring for Man U one year
while never playing more than 30 minutes in a game?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, probably?
Suarez is so valuable as a creator and facilitator, though. The fact that he also scores quite a bit is almost just a nice bonus.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I agree.
I think he was only expected to pocket 12-15 goals this year, with Carroll benefitting nicely from Suarez’s creativity. Kuyt should be taking the penalties and Charlie Adams will be the free kick taker. If Suarez keeps up his goal scoring form, though, he may net 20.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still not that impressed by Carroll.
Big guy, but… eh.
Also, between Suarez, Kuyt, and Meireles, there are some ugly bastards on that team.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Carroll's "goal" last week was great.
I think he’s looked a bit lost because they’ve had to play boom ball. Once he gets some help up top he should net 10+
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was screaming at my TV at half time, begging for Suarez.
Without Gerrard running the midfield, Suarez is the only real shot Liverpool has at holding the ball up top.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe Aaron Ramsey was just trying to do his best Chicharito impression.
‘Course, Chicharito did it into the other team’s goal…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fuck me, I'm watching the Vikings stink up the joint instead.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm sure many of you are familiar with Swype technology.
I was sending my friend a text with the word “cunt” (don’t ask) and it came up as “vint.” This really happened and isn’t meant as a shot at Mr. Vint.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Funny. Every time I try to write "whore" it comes up "Jacobi"
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never written that.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha, FC Dallas player just sent off
given a yellow (second) for a dive. Not blatant by any means, but it’s good to see a ref with the balls to card a guy for diving.
Spare me your space-age techno-babble, Attila the Hun.
by KilometersDavis on Aug 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Hey, Vikings score a TD
No, not on offense. Don’t be crazy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
DO THE LADIES RUN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
2 Live Crew
It’s very topical
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Drop some Al Jolson on us!
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
DO THE FELLAS RUN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
I do? I don't see any button for me...
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Me neither.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Um...I do.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, I don't understand what's going on.
It’s like Twitter has a chosen one at any given time but there aren’t any rules as to how it happens. Hell, I’m not even signed up and half expect it to by next to my name with “-23 followers”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I see it now
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
You too?!
BHGP is being taken over by Twitter buttons.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Shit! I have a button! I'm just as good as you guys!
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by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Not falling for it
This is exactly what happened with the Sneetches
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Love the Sneetches.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, Christ.
Now Jebus and HFMR have buttons.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Push it, Kyle
Go ahead. Push my button.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Can I flag this?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
You can if you push my button.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Now I feel like I'm getting double teamed by Peter North and Ron Jeremy.
I JUST WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR! I THOUGHT LOS ANGELES WOULD APPRECIATE MY HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE AS NATHAN DETRIOT!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't believe you just called him Ron Jeremy.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn it. Peter's the good one, isn't he.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Neither is good but Jeremy's really bad.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
But never did gay porn.
OOOH! INTURNETZ SURCHIZ KOMENCE!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Does that mean I win?
Or do we all sort of lose?
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know but I'm on top.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Does that mean HFMR is bringing up the rear?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, now, that's going to take some research isn't it?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Mister, I think your dog's hurt real bad!"
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll either regret it
or somehow feel victorious because of what it relegates Jebus to. I’m sure Meg’s not letting him search for that. At least not until she has.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That reminds me of a pizza place in Chicago.
A friend of mine lived just outside of boys’ town, and there was a pizza joint, The Pie Hole, I think. They were selling shirts that say “Only bottoms use silverware”. They were out when I was there, or I would own one.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
A bottom or a shirt?
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The Vikings look shockingly competent at the moment.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Cubs occasionally look shockingly competent in the preseason too.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Now that was a very Vikings-esque three downs.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The D-Line looks pretty sharp here. Surprised.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Pointless aside.
Better 90’s cult show: The Ben Stiller Show or Sifl and Olly?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
And, no, "Get a Life" is not an option
because it would clearly win.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Viva Variety was my cult fave.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
NOT A CHOICE!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw, actually I would have gone with UCB if I'd remembered that instead.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This is the correct answer.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
No, you see, it's not.
My question isn’t "what’s the best cult show of the 90’s (because that would be ‘Mr. Show’), my question is a choice between those two. This isn’t hard.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Go back to the late 70s, early 80s.
Young Ones, for the win
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
GAAAAH!
Yes, it’s great. It’s also not a choice!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
But ... I ... warched it ... in the 90s?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So I'll go ahead and be the guy who gets yelled at
But I hated both Strangers with Candy and Kids in the Hall.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Mexicans just don't get Canadian humor.
Or humour, if you will.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's probably it.
Stupid northerners.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It was, but then the exchange rate got all jacked up.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Strangers WIth Candy would have been great if it was 15 minutes long
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Nonono
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by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Upright Citizens Brigade.
Check my new sig.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Sadly, my entry will be ignored due to reply fail.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Vikings are turrible in the red zone.
Also, I have a strange hankering to go buy some Minnesota State Lottery tickets.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You'll save big money.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
SAVE BIG MONEY
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Gimmie my crack, bitch.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
My comment showed up first on my screen!
You give ME a crack rock, ho.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Uh, huh.
And I bet you have a Twitter button, too,.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I just refreshed
and I’m still first. You’re a welcher and a liar. That’s soooo Northwestern Iowa. Yeah, that’s right, those two words go together where you’re from.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Then today has been a good day.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still not gonna give you a crack rock, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, obviously.
Your people only make meth.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way, that guy has like 5 kids
and they’re all doctors. I have no idea what this means.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Not all doctors.
One is a NASCAR driver.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we talking about the actual Menard
or the guy from the ads?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm talking about the creepy overanimated dude from the commercials.
I’m not watching the game, only guessing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hasn't he gone to the Great Toolshop in the Sky?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Not yet he hasn't.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's easier to do
In a league where you just accumulate points. Much more difficult in a league with a draft.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
He was dropped a few years back
and the outcry was so great they brought him back a few months later.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Really?
I always thought he looked a little hick-ish.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I dig the long hair
I’m just as surprised as you are.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
She likes them swarthy and none too bright which is how she ended up with me.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a monster of a man.
People would have to clear out of the aisle to let him walk through while doing his grocery shopping.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
At Iowa?
Because he’s like 20-30 lbs. bigger with the Vikings.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah.
He’d come into Waterfront all the time and his lady friend would have to walk behind him.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're saying Casey Mac couldn't even get through the aisles at Hy-Vee.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Probably not.
Dace used to roll around in the cripple carts because his knees were never healthy.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
This makes me a little sad inside.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, like Rascals?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah. He'd work his entire shift in the cart.
He did spent a lot of time in the drive-up lane, but even then he needed a helper to load the groceries.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Part of me think it's really funny to envision Dace cruising around in one of those.
But then it also seems really sad to think of a 20-year old guy that needs help to load groceries.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FWIW, he was a really good guy, and it's not like employees weren't basically following him around anyway.
Most of the players would work really early shifts to avoid the public. Paschal worked produce, but I don’t ever remember seeing him. Solomon would just hide in the back room.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Miguel Merrick work there?
I couldn’t stand him when he was a junior.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I told you I bought a t-shirt from Kyle Schlicher at the Hawk Shop in Coralville, right?
Amazingly he didn’t put the shirt to the right of the bag.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
This was like 6 years ago.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Boom.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd for un-Schlicher-like consistency.
(actually can’t remember how consistent he was, but let’s go with it)
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
He was every bit as consistent
as DJ Johnson.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Awww.
He was good as a junior. He started losing the plot as a senior. And, sadly, he’s cursed every Iowa kicker since then.
And the Hawk Shop has a disproportionate amount of Schlicher stuff; he must be related to one of the owners.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I bought it between his jr. and sr. years...
…oh…my…God. Could I have somehow been responsible for his shitty senior season?!?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU KYLE.
You are responsible for every missed FG over the last 5 years.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I choose to believe you're addressing Mr. Schlicher.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you wanna bet he wishes he had a T in his last name?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
T-S pairings are very common at the beginning of German surnames.
Wait…oooooooh!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to do yardwork for a little old lady who drove a Rascal
She would follow me around on that goddamn thing and point out little bits of crabgrass that I need to cut out at the roots. Eventually I started unplugging it, so it wouldn’t be charged up and she would have to watch from her kitchen window…
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
You have the thanks of a grateful nation.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Cripple carts? I call em fat wagons
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what they are.
We have one at my work. 1 out of 10 times it’s an actual disabled person using it. The rest of the time it’s someone who burns most of their calories breathing.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday at the Fair I saw an extremely large lady on a rascal at the Iowa Lottery booth scratchin' her scratch-offs.
I thought to myself, “Lady, really? Do you have to look like that stereotypically Iowan? Try harder.” It was very depressing.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my truly horrible story. We were at the beach in Destin earlier this summer (I know, I know, we knew what we were getting into). I turned to my wife and said, this is how you know you’re in the redneck riviera. I pointed out the 8 year old girl in front us, with the temporary dolphin tattoo, in the tramp stamp area.
Standing next to her 13 year old, really overweight brother, shirtless, with the biggest giggly moobs I have ever seen. I’m still having nightmares
It worked better the first post.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, so many fucking Twitter buttons.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's like a self-important vending machine.
Kidding.
/please don’t hurt me internet dons.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see them anymore.
I’m just going to avoid the refresh button so I don’t get overwhelmed.
by The Mexican't on Aug 20, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm drinking an Oberon.
Pretty sure it’s at least two years old. Found it hiding in my parents’ garage refrigerator. Unintentional cellaring, bros.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
That's a HORRIBLE beer when not fresh.
I imagine it’s what a yeast infection tastes like.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Been so long since I've had one that I can't tell if there's a difference.
I’ve convinced myself that it’s amazing.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Really yummy when fresh
but it has one of the shorter shelf-lives out there.3-5 months max.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It's really quite complex. I taste notes of oldness, regret, and botulism.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you going down on Janeane Garofalo?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Not crescent fresh, you guys.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus fuck
I wander in here tonight, drink in hand, and this is what I’m greeted with?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 20, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You use "Jesus Fuck" too?
I’ve been trying ti build some steam for “Jesus Trousersnake,” but no dice.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to admit
catchy though that is, it doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as well
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 20, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. Back to the drawing board.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 20, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The words?
Or the actual trousersnake?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. As in, "Jesus Trousersnake!"
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I got it.
I just wanted to see if CTH admitted to having trousersnake roll off his tongue.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
Nope, just the words.
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 21, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
IT'S THE SIX INCHES IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
EveryGivenSunday/d
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
We could go back to discussing soccer jerseys.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of which:
can anyone do worse than last year’s Everton aways?
Tim Cahill is looking to the heavens for guidance.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are fucking hideous.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It only the sponsor would have been "Wang"
then there’d be a certain one-upsmanship about it.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice to see the anti-breast-cancer movement
has taken over all the football leagues.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
These can actually give you breast cancer
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Who the fuck is that?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bradford.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen that commercial
Where the chick jumps off the diving board and it freezes her in a mid-air backflip and she starts talking about her tampon? It really fucked up my head.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 20, 2011 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
It's the pills, isn't it?
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw it the other night.
I really wish somethings weren’t advertised. Tampons are at the top of the list right next to erectile dysfunction medicine. It’s a tie.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 21, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Christian Ballard is the best Christian on the Vikings
and I think he’ll be a better player in THE LEAGUE than Adrian Clayborn.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
You mean, like, doing a cameo on the FX show, The League?
Or are you talking about THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE?
/Stink Schlereth’d
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 20, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Clayborn would be great on The League
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
30 Day history: Unique Visitors to Clone Chronicles
COLBERT BUMP ACHIEVED
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
You're doing it wrong
Those guys with the new blog have nothing. Look at all the new people you’ve brought in!
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 20, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, stunning.
By discussing soccer fashion and 90’s feminist comedian’s vaginas I’ve scared everyone away. Pussies. Speaking of which, Elaine Boosler…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
It's dynamite! This is the type of thing that would normally really spike traffic. Must be the late hour.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 20, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Not much going on tonight.
Trying for my second dynasty BCS title with ISU, dealing with the fact that ISU’s QB is going to be named Steele Jantz.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
And not "Stunning Jortz"?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 20, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
They just interviewed Jared Allen on the sidelines and asked him if he was excited to get back to the Metrodome
He replied, “No. It’s the worst stadium in the NFL. We need a new facility.”
Woops.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
That was awesome.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Who ever said athlete interviews were pointless?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Truth
Nothing but truth
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 21, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't remember who I was discussing the British TV Show "Luther" with in a previous Hamsterdam.
I just finished the Season that’s on Netflix Instant stream.
The first 3 episodes are a slow burn, but the last 3 episodes are fucking awesome. Like some of best TV I’ve watched all year (including Game of Thrones).
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
I believe I was in on that. I watched the first 2 eps
I really wanted to like it but found it slightly predictable. I guess I should’ve stuck with it (like so many other things).
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 6:40 AM CDT up reply actions
i too took the rec from here
this is awesome drama,,,
the characters are great
it was well worth my time
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I've only seen the first episode.
Really liked it but just haven’t had a chance to go back and watch more. Probably because my streaming Netflix connection has sucked ever since they’ve changed their business model. Hmmm…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
If you like that
check out “Wire In the Blood” and “Prime Suspect”. They’re both pretty excellent although WiB gets a little annoying in later seasons.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
prime suspect
has probably the best female cop ever
miss marple wanst a cop, she doesnt count
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Helen Mirren is always amazing.
She’s portrayed the Queen of England and starred in a Bob Guccione production. Now that’s a career.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions
You know,
Despite the homophobia in the back of my mind, I must admit that Idris Elba is a handsome SOB.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd ring his Stringer Bell?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Prob not.
But I’d think about it for about three seconds.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you wearing your glasses?
Oh, you meant as an individual.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Gambling
I’ve decided to start gambling again. I’ve been out of the game for awhile. Anyone want to let me know what the best site is for sports betting?
(you can email it to me if that would be your preference)
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Hey Kyle
I think Bolton is the clubhouse leader for Worst Kits this year, at least in the EPL.
Although I guess they’re just upholding the tradition:
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The sponsor is terrible
the kits are just boring and vaguely 90’s.
By the way, there’s a simple beauty to Wigan’s 3rd shirts.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
The asymmetrical panels of color are just awful.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Those Wigan kits are nice, though.
The away ones aren’t too bad, either, although the neon panel on the side kind of ruins things a bit.
That might be the most tasteful sponsor logo I’ve ever seen on a soccer shirt.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not only are these tasteful
but it might be my favorite sponsor ever.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Too bad Leeds isn't in the EPL this year
because the confusion of home teams playing a squad who looks like a bunch of referees would have been fun.
Ugliest jerseys I’ve seen this year?
Thank you Marseilles!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Marseille's just a little eccentric.
I did kinda like the argyle look, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
OK, but those are weirdly fun.
The new ones look like Tron rejects.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You're just not on the grid, Kyle.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wildcats. Mike Stoops is the coach.
Surprised you didn’t know that.
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 21, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Sun Devils.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
That's just mean.
University of Phoenix has higher academic standards.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Things are pretty bad
when Ned Flanders takes a swipe at you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
And that's the SFW stuff.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit
That was the stuff that showed up with safesearch on. I hear ASU girls will do anything, literally anything, like 2 girls 1 cup stuff, when drunk. And I’m totally ok with that. Well, not the 2 girls 1 cup stuff…but everything else.
That's not true, here's plenty they won't do:
keep their clothes on
study
refrain from waxing or tanning
go to football games (kidding, this is everyone at ASU)
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah. Too early for poo play. Haven't had my coffee yet
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Which reminds me
make sure you smell that cup of “coffee” before you imbibe.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyday that passes
is a day that I regret not going to college in Tempe.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 21, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 21, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Grad school!
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait
Are they supposed to be desirable? Cause nothing is more desirable than skunk highlights and pretending to be a lesbian in my book.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
These kinds of girls are good for "looky-no-touchy"
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Aug 21, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The entire University of Miami football team just announced a transfer to ASU
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The difference is that these girls
Will do the same things for free. Well, after encouragement from Mr. Daniels, Beam and Cuervo that is.
I think this pic gave me herpes
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
They've filled me with desire
to only let my daughter watch PBS, force her to read Willa Cather and dress her in pants suits.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Jerome Tiller's Twitter name is @Romeo_Boi1988
You win again, reality.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Based on a quick look at his timeline I can’t believe he’s having trouble with his classes in Ames. Guy makes Troy Davis look like Darren Davis.
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
another:
Full of many unexpected turns
So is he full of turns? Or maybe he means the road?
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Jerome Tiller
romeo_boi1988 Jerome Tiller
@lonzie10 thought yoy wad gonna fill up my car
21 hours ago
"
Jerome Tiller
romeo_boi1988 Jerome Tiller
Made a big mistake an bye I gotta suffer the consequences
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Possibly awkward out of context:
Gotta keep my head high but its hard when it’d pushed down #upset
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Well at least he knows fine dining.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
#teamhickorypark
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
#teamabsolutbloodymarysthisafternoon
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
That's his fallback restaurant. Sometimes Applebee's is full.
Like, right after WWE gets down in the arena.
meh
I don't get the Twitter.
Are we hitting “#” to get back to the main menu?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:22 AM CDT up reply actions
# is simply a tag to allow for searches to be made.
i.e. a search for #GoHawks would bring up any posts made with #GoHawks in it, therefore it would help you find tweets/info that you’re interested in. #FollowAdamJacobi is a popular one.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 22, 2011 6:25 AM CDT up reply actions
study?
with all this free time i just dont know what to do with all of it but i sure do enjoy it ELL YUHH
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
you failed out of law school?
Well, maybe there’s still a chance for you to play for Iowa State.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
I hate to use the word failed, but only because the stuff I tried on I got B's.
I thought studying ten hours a week, not doing outlines and not studying for finals was the way to go.
meh
Perhaps a blessing in disguise.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
that's one hell of a test
Just did 338 true false questions Fuck my life, this testing shit blows #straitupnochaser
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
Jerome Tiller
From Texas, born in Oxford, England, criminal justice major.
Go ahead, write your own jokes.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, and #straitupnochaser
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Rich Rod talk about Heisman candidates
I need football already.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
So this Steele Jantz fellow
He might be alright.
I’m reserving judgement until I see him play UNI but I think he could be decent as a scrambler QB.
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Beep Beep, who got the keys to the Jeep....
VROOOOOOOOOOM.
</stuck at work on a beautiful day and bored>
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
Just turned on the San Diego-Dallas game.
Is Sanders playing tonight?
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
I don't know
There doesn’t seem to be any Cowboys dead on the field yet.
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Shelby
BOB SIGHTING
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
2 tackles according to gamecast.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The NFL, on the cutting edge of... 1995.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rob Ryan really is the Oscar Bluth to Rex Ryan's George isn't he
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Rob Ryan looks like he's eaten a few small children.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rob is so scary
That I’m convinced he really is just Rex in disguise. No one man can be all that scary.
It could be Rex in a fright wig.
Although the J-E-T-S are playing right now, so that would be some trick…
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Can't stand Maria Bello.
Not really sure why.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
She is physically attractive.
Just not diggin’ her ’tude.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
So Derreck Robinson's in the NFL again?
Awesome.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
Rambler
Do you have a good website for searching Civil War unit rosters. My great aunt just sent my mom a story about 4 of my great, great, great uncles who were at Shiloh. She didn’t know what unit they were in.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
So I'm checking out my options in this keeper draft
How bad is it when Shonn Greene is my backup #1 pick
I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.
Handcuff his skin infection.
"Let me finish or I will hammerpunch your clavicle." -Steve Youngblood
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 21, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone have a good dictionary or source for Colonial-era English vernacular?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rebels in Tripoli
could be a real interesting week in history
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Ly, have you seen Valhalla Rising?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
"I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around." ~ Michael Irvin
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 21, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen the beginning
I turned it off because I had to go somewhere and never ended up watching the rest. Looked interesting though. I should get back to it sometime.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Man, I hope those Ole Miss players are better guests
than the Hoyas were in China.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions
SYLLABUS WEEK!!!
and, these comments are ridiculous. someone want to give me the abbreviated version? I’m very curious about the uniforms up there
and that's another Hawkeye first down... EHAWW!!
Boys love clothes as long as it’s a jersey
HFMR is gross
The Menard’s guy is wildly popular, even today
Female comediennes are unsavory
Jerome Tiller does not write well
BHGP folk drink
Perhaps my best years are gone... but I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Aug 21, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
From a strictly culinary standpoint
the above comments would indicate comediennes are savory, just not palatable.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 22, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
The two things from today
going to Menard’s is always a scavenger hunt, I love seeing what they’ll give me for free, and damn I hate Mariokart Wii compared to DS
"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." - Lewis Caroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass
by chitownhawkeye on Aug 21, 2011 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
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