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Hello, floor. Courtesy of @IowaHoops, a look at the new Carver-Hawkeye Arena floor for basketball.
(Edited to include a better look at the entire court. The previous, in-progress shot is available here.)
McRecords? Marvin McNutt is on the cusp of history when it comes to Iowa receiving records:
McNutt now carries 215 pounds on his 6-foot-4 frame. He’s been clocked at 4.5 seconds in the 40, and he runs routes and catches passes with the polish of a lifelong wideout.
In two seasons as a full-time receiver, McNutt has posted a pair of the most prolific seasons in Iowa history. He caught 34 passes for 674 yards and eight touchdowns in 2009 and backed that up with 53 grabs for 861 yards and eight scores last season.
With similar production as a senior, he could leave Iowa with more touchdown catches than any player in school history — Tim Dwight and Danan Hughes hold the record with 21 — and finish near the top of the program list in receiving yards.
Not too shabby for a guy who showed up on campus as a dual-threat quarterback. I don't think the yardage record will fall (he'd need an all-time great season for that to happen, which is possible but unlikely), but the touchdown mark should get toppled. (He's six shy of setting a new record now.) My guess is during the Indiana game on 10/22. What say you?
To the duals. The Iowa wrestling schedule is in the process of being finalized (it should be out next week), but another brick in the wall dropped into place with the news that Iowa State was selected to host one of the four regionals at this year's NWCA National Duals Tournament, the first incarnation of the event under their new format. No word yet on whether or not Jamie Pollard plans to curtain off part of the arena for this event, too. It's unclear why Iowa wasn't selected to host the event, although it's entirely possible that CHA was already booked for an event on Feb. 12. (We'll know in a few weeks when the conference schedules are released for men's and women's basketball.)
Along with Iowa State, the other teams in Iowa's regional are UNI, Wisconsin, Virginia Tech, and Oregon State. (Amusingly, every team but Iowa State is coached by a former Iowa wrestler.) The top two seeds in each regional get byes; odds are very good that Iowa will be one of the two teams to get a bye in this regional. Finally, if you want to get a little bit of a look at the new Dan Gable Wrestling Complex inside the renovated CHA, here's a video (it doesn't show a ton, frankly).
Should I stay? Really? Anecdotally, decommitments and transfers seem to be all the rage in college basketball (and football, too, but especially in basketball) in recent years. SI writer Luke Winn decided to put that anecdotal theory to the test, though, and ran the data. It's fascinating stuff, and particularly relevant to Iowa. Why? Because Matt Gatens in the outlier of outliers:
Matt Gatens of Iowa City, Iowa, the No. 89th-ranked recruit in the Class of 2008, committed to the Hawkeyes in June 2005, after his freshman year of high school. The coach he committed to, Steve Alford, left for New Mexico in March 2007, but Gatens stuck with Iowa through its hiring of Butler's Todd Lickliter, and enrolled at the school. After three straight sub-.500 and multiple waves of player departures, Lickliter was fired from Iowa in 2010. That was after Gatens' sophomore year, and he declined to transfer, remaining with the Hawkeyes after they hired Siena's Fran McCaffery.
Gatens' loyalty to the Iowa program over the last few years has been beyond admirable; plenty of kids (particularly relatively high-profile recruits) would have bolted after enduring one coaching change, let alone two. Hopefully Gatens' decision to stay put is rewarded with a good senior season.
FEVER DREAMZ
* Prepare to lower the panic levels: Darian Cooper is back at practice (see pic #9).
* BTN announced their on-air talent for the 2011 football season and the influence of OMHR continues to spread: Joe Tiller will be wagging his lip-warmer on BTN this fall.
* Ever want to know what it was like to wrestle under Dan Gable at Iowa in the late '80s? Enter: Wrestling for Gable, an excellent blog from Todd Tarpley.
* At least one Nebraska paper already thinks recent Iowa hoops recruit Mike Gesell is the latest "one who got away."
* The gametimes and networks for the 2011 Big Ten-ACC Challenge are set; Iowa draws Clemson at 8:15pm CST on ESPNU on November 29th. Fuck Clemson.
* The footballers, wrestlers, and men's hoopyballers weren't the only Iowa teams to get their creep on last week: the lady cagers added a recruit as well, Claire Till, a 6' small forward from Dubuque Wahlert and the daughter of Iowa women's basketball's regular radio color analyst, Shelley Till.
* Ten underrated SNL recurring characters; Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer FTW.
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"That's big, Tiny E"
Tiny Elvis was fun. But where is "Middle-Aged Man’ on that list (with sidekick “drinking Buddy”)?
Also, “Fire, BAD!”
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Aug 11, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
Gus Chiggins!
“I’d a be more worried about ky-oats if I was you.”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 11, 2011 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
I am more of an Anal Retentive Chef fan....
I have a crocheted toaster cozy also
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
Beyond the obvious humor in that skit,
I laughed a bit more because I was pretty exacting about my measurements when I first started cooking. I’ve gotten better with therapy.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 11, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
My faves on that list were all Hartman characters. Caveman Lawyer, Retentive Chef, and the editor of Sassy. All hilarious.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The only ones I really knew on the list were the Hartman characters.
Those and Tiny Elvis. I know it isn’t popular but I have not been about to get into Will Farrell at all. Not even remotely.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Checked out the practice photos and
- Jacob Hilyer looks more like a TE than a WR
- Vandenberg has grown into a man’s body. He was a stick when he came in as a Frosh
- Jordan Canzeri looks much bigger than his listed 175 lbs
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
I've read in interviews with him
that’s up to 186 now (Rivals interview from May).
by Captain n Diet Coker on Aug 11, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel really good about this year's team.
I think they’ll be surprisingly 
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Aug 11, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Amusingly, every team but Iowa State is coached by a former Iowa wrestler."
In case you were wondering…
Iowa: Tom Brands (89-92; 3x NCAA champ, 3x Big Ten champ, 4x All-American)
Wisconsin: Barry Davis (81-85; 3x NCAA champ, 4x Big Ten champ, 4x All-American)
UNI: Doug Schwab (98-01; 3x Big Ten champ, 3x All-American)
Oregon State: Jim Zalesky (81-84, 3x NCAA champ, ?x Big Ten champ, 4x All-American)
Virginia Tech: Kevin Dresser (82-86, 1x NCAA champ, 2x Big Ten champ, 2x All-American)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Schwab was the champ in '99, no?
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
You and your attention to details.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hey, he's my favorite Iowa wrestler ever.
You just happened to FUCK UP HIS STATISTICS ROSS. GAWD.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Schwab really your favorite?
That’s cool if he is, just curious. Seems like kind of a dark horse pick.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, he truly is.
He was at the top of his game when my family and I moved back to Iowa, and we went to a bunch of meets that year. I loved how hard nosed he was and how he just outworked guys every match. He had some of the heaviest hands I can ever remember seeing.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Joe Williams was pretty kick-ass.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a super nice guy too.
Lee Fullhart will always be my favorite non-Brands wrestler. Even though he almost killed me when I beat him at Dashing Desperadoes on his Sega.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Video games; causing pointless altercations since forever.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
All of Mt. Carmel's Williams Bros. were suburb athletes.
But I learned about wrestling when Lincoln was the man and, by default, that ugly Dakotan still holds a special place in my heart.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 11, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
McIlbootscoot is my favorite Hawkeye ever.
Greatest interview ever:
“Do you have any go-to moves?”
“I have seven of ’em. [looks at coach off-camera and laughs]”
“Do you want to share maybe a few?”
“Naw, you’ll see ’em.”
"Faith requires no sources or proof, only a large amount of words." - unionblue, Civil War Talk
by ReadingRambler on Aug 11, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I have said it before, but I was in Carver the night he lost to Marinetti. I was not very old and I remember people with tears running down their faces. The Okie State corner was going ape shit (they are lucky many of them weren’t murdered that night). On the way out, after the medals were awarded, we saw Lincoln running the hills behind Carver. It was heartbreaking.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Didn't Metcalf go out and run a couple of miles after winning his first title?
"Faith requires no sources or proof, only a large amount of words." - unionblue, Civil War Talk
by ReadingRambler on Aug 11, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Lincoln is my pick. It could be entirely for his persistent bitch-making of Chris Bono
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I vote for Mark Ironside
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
And now he's the voice of Iowa wrestling.
/ba-dum-tish
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I love him as an announcer, but I think the guy could probably coach a hell of a team too.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I went to camps of Ironside's as a kid.
He was a terrific coach.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
He was kind of an interesting kid, though.
I worked with his sister at my first job, and had gotten to know him and some of his other family when I was growing up.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He always struck me as a bit of an oddball.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you know where his little brother went to college? I saw him lose to a CF kid at the Keith Young tournament. He just wasn’t quite as good as his older brother.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Man, that always makes me smile/giggle.
Keith Young is my grandpa.
But no, I’m not sure. My dad would know though. I’ll ask him next time we chat.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Keith Young is my grandpa
That is pretty cool. Hell of good tournament to be the namesake of
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I, of course, agree whole heartedly.
KY’s health is deteriorating pretty rapidly, but if you visit him when he’s in a good mood he can still arm drag the shit out of you. Not bad for a nearly demented 82 year old.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that term can be applied to most wrestlers
Particularly the intense ones that Iowa favors
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I was born in IC and lived there for a year before we moved to Ohio. For that year we lived across the street from Jeff McGinness. My mom said he used ride around on a big wheel terrorizing the neighborhood.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I can totally see McGinness terrorizing things.
He was kind of a jerk in school and I didn’t think he lived up to the hype.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
I was just curious because he wasn’t one of the flashiest or most dominating guys that’s suited up for Iowa.
Looking up those stats was kind of mind-boggling. Guys like Davis and Zalesky were insanely good. Z ended his career on a 89-match winning streak and was voted college wrestler of the decade, for god’s sake.
It also made me lament even more that Metcalf’s career got shorted by a year with the stupid Va Tech transfer bullshit. I think he would have solidified his standing as an all-time Iowa great with that since he probably would be a 4x All-American and possibly a 3x NCAA and Big Ten champ (although his freshman year was also the year Schlatter was a beast at 149, if memory serves).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think it's cause he personifies what Iowa wrestling is all about.
He was class act off the mat, but had the tenacity, nuts and mean-streak that guys like Zadick had on it. He wouldn’t score constantly or pull some wacky move out of his ass and wow everyone, he’d just grind his opponent into the fucking ground until they could do nothing but gas and hope the match would be over ASAP.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, he's from my hometown.
Actually, there’s a few Iowa wrestlers from my hometown.
The wall of fame in the gym only contains the names of those wrestlers who win the state tournament. The Schwab family is well represented on that gym wall if I recall correctly.
by EnergizerHawk on Aug 11, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Clemson indeed.
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
Maybe its just me but
I thought the link to “wrestling under Dan Gable” was gonna be a porn site. Despite the lack of, you know – porn, it was a good read. I thought I knew all of the Iowa wrestlers since the early 80’s but the name Tarply had me scratching my head. From reading his blog, it appears he never wrestled for the University, only the wrestling club.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
He had some good stuff about the Brandses and Lewis.
Do you know what weight Koethe might be at this year?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I assume he will wrestle his senior year at 160.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
No idea.
I can’t keep track of all the different HS weights, frankly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, I know you are busy. I was asking Klug, because he always bristles if I criticize ICW wrestlers.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Whoops, sorry.
I didn’t even see that and thought it was Klug asking me for some reason. (Because I’m a raging narcissist, probably.)
Carry on!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Do I really bristle?
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
No, not at all. I just wonder sometimes if I get under your skin with the occasional ICW comment.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
My best friend is a Waverly alumnus
Now he will bristle if you knock the Go Hawks
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
RE: Gable porn site
You get points deducted for an escape.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 11, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Gable always finishes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Thats what she said.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
That is awesome about Gatens.
While I feel sorry for Todd Lickliter, part of me is glad that we didn’t truly test Gatens’ loyalty by keeping Todd for another year or two.
I hope Gatens gets rewarded with a nice (albeit, probably modest) postseason this year. (I guess I could say the same for Archie, Brommer, and even Cartwright and Stoermer).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Love the new paint on the court.
Wish the mid-court logo was larger. I’m a fan of the obnoxiously large mid-court logos. A Tigerhawk that spans the distance between 3-point lines would be awesome.
I liked the old center court from the 90s.
It was large and in charge. I couldn’t find it in my GIS but I did find some really weird stuff.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the one with yellow around the edge, though? Correct?
Was this logo on it near the sidelines?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, the yellow one.
I liked the center. I want to say it was the dinoHawk or whatever Mexican’t called it. It had the tagline of that logo but not the logo along the sideline.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Here is a crappy pic of it, I think?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, well that is not what I thought.
Maybe it is the one that was in the North Gym when I was in school. The one before the parquet.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You want some Big 12-level excess, huh?
I’d be game for that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes. Follow Kansas's example.
Let the embiggening begin.
by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Kansas is good. Texas A&M might even be better.


"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, apparently, aTm was a better example.
I thought the Jayhawk was larger.
by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Full disclosure: I totally missed your subject line before commenting.
I’m new to this whole commenting thing.
by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I udderstan. Commenting iz harde
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Jayhawk IS big, especially compared to a lot of center-court logos.
A&M (and Texas), though… they’re just a whole ’nother breed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Somebody shopped a pic together of the court
With the flying Hawk the same size as the Jayhawk for Kansas. It looked sweet and I really wish that they would do that for realz.
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 11, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Because of your old avatar
To me this is Mexican’t Court.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 11, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes! That is the center court logo that I like.
Did I mesh this with the 90’s court I remember to make a court of my dreams?
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't imagine I need to explain it, but I'll do so anyway.
Without the old avatar, I never could have made that awfully put together image.
by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It's my favorite Herky
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 11, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No, that ought to be the wrestling mid-mat logo.
"Faith requires no sources or proof, only a large amount of words." - unionblue, Civil War Talk
by ReadingRambler on Aug 11, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be nice.
Although, I imagine Iowa will never change their wrestling singlets or mats. Program is very Penn State football in that way.
by The Mexican't on Aug 11, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
They should have instructions for Okie State guys printed in the middle of the mat saying “Stay the fuck here”.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
by Lycurgus on Aug 11, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I love Herky in a singlet though.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Aug 11, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats the one
I think that looks fucking sweet
"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney
by ClaybornSmash on Aug 11, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Iowa still selling it's court name to the highest bidder?
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
We're already playing on Mediacom Court, baby.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Is that a permanent thing?
I thought it was an annually renewing deal.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
Not sure, I guess.
My understanding is that it’s still Mediascam Court this year, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well if we wanted to get it changed
It would probably take a couple weeks to speak to their representatives and we’d have to sit around from the hours of 8AM-5PM.
The High Porch Picnic
by mikjones24 on Aug 11, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I see what you did there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because
everything is bigger in the Big XII SEC
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Aug 11, 2011 8:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm kinda sad that
this level of excess never actually came to pass. Well, except at Oregon.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 12, 2011 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that Cougill in the lower left corner?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 11, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
Fran called and told him they were cleaning out the fridge on Friday.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can't believe
that Charissa Thompson won’t be roaming the sidelines for the BTN this year. I guess the lure of tWWL was too much to stay with the BTN, FOX, VS, Yahoo Sports, and all the other things she did.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 11, 2011 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
If ESPN sets up a Wendy Nix-Charissa Thompson tag team on some broadcast, I will, uh, be a happy camper.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yes that has some possibilities
I would be in favor of that. Now what do you mean by “tag team”? Because of the meaning it could raise or lower my favorbility.
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Aug 11, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably like this.
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We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought this was a photo of Rambler and Lycergus
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
Bristle!!!!
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
That's Rambelr on the right, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Why am I the one that looks strung out?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
Because you’ve been smoking analyzing tree all day.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That wrestling blog was fascinating
and this is from someone who doesn’t care about wrestling.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
Loved this post:
9/14/87
Today was the first day of official practice. I romped on a freshman 118-pounder named Terry Brands for about 15 minutes, then he romped on me. I got tired and he just kept coming. That was the difference
by The Final Gun on Aug 11, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my last post copied from that site, but this is so awesome. Read it.
This morning I ate breakfast at Marc’s Big Boy in Coralville, then I stopped off at a little park in a residential area. It was one of those middle-class neighborhoods with decaying post-War ranch houses.
At the house across the street the husband came out and got into a ‘79 baby blue Toyota station wagon and went to the store. The other car in the driveway was a late-’70s sedan, which his wife had to move for him so he could get out of the driveway. Then the wife—50-ish, with fat arms—proceeded to mow the lawn. She was wearing a polyester jogging suit.
This whole thing has nothing to do with anything. I was just thinking as I watched the scene unfold, how much I would hate being that guy. I know that sounds shallow, but God…I was thinking, I wouldn’t come back. I would drive away in my Toyota station wagon, and I just wouldn’t come back.
It just makes me wonder that there aren’t more shooting sprees at McDonalds.
by The Final Gun on Aug 11, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Lord, sorry for live-blogging my blog-reading,
but Dan Gable took a nap in one of his wrestler’s beds for a few hours to “get inside their head”.
by The Final Gun on Aug 11, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Gable has told that story about going to bring that kid back to Iowa. I think it might be on Flowrestling.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
This was my favorite post...
6/5/88
I went to see a movie last night with Lewboo, Penrith, and Tom Brands, then we went to the Field House (bar). Some girls came over to our table and we were making introductions, and I said, “This is Randy Lewis. He’s an Olympic champ.”
He downplayed it and immediately changed the subject, which I was kind of surprised by, because he is kind of, um…he likes to talk about himself. So I figured, okay, I misjudged him and I was being really shallow by introducing him as an Olympic champ, because he doesn’t want to use that to his advantage with women.
As soon as they left he said, “Tarpley, don’t do it like that. You wait til I go to the bathroom, and while I’m GONE you tell them I’m an Olympic champ.”
Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp!
by pollo diablo on Aug 12, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I loved that one, though my favorite might have been when Tom Brands broke up with his girlfriend because she was mad that he didn’t call her one day. “I DON’T ANSWER TO NOBODY!”
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by Lycurgus on Aug 12, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Point/Counterpoint on McNutt
Point: McNutt is arguably the most athletically gifted WR, undoubtedly the most proven and easily Vandy’s #1 guy. He’ll always be there to come up with big catches and should easily break the yardage/TD record.
Counterpoint: GROUND AND POUND COKED UP WEREWOLF RUNNING WILD. McNutt doesn’t really come into play.
Lets hope for the middle ground!
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Middle ground = Keenan? Polish Hat?
I’m confused…
Oh, you mean a balanced attack that is nigh unstoppable via land and air? I’m down with that.
Yeah.
Although, if for some reason, we could win a Big Ten title without getting McNutt the TD or yardage records, well then, sorry Marvin.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Coker can gobble up a lot of yards and McNutt can still get six TD catches, I think.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No doubt
Now that NAME DELETED FROM HISTORY is gone he’s obviously be the go to guy in the redzone. Then again, Vandy might be ordered to pass to our gang of TE’s or Gimm. PA boot to the fullback aka the “Tom Busch Special”? Fucking unstoppable.
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Yeah, although Marvin was arguably more of a go-to guy in the redzone than He Who Must Not Be Named.
Last year was the only year That Guy put up big TD numbers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Can “He Who Must Not Be Named” be referred to as a symbol, like Δ or Ω?
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I think he would heartily approve of the Prince-ness of that move, actually.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Needs more swag.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'll ask you politely to not mention he who shall not be named
And Prince Rogers Nelson in the same breath thank you very much. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Purple Rain to listen to.
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Also, the "Tom Busch Special" was FUCKING MONEY and I would kill to see it return.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I swear
You always saw it coming but there was literally nothing the opposing D do about it. I think Busch caught 97% of the passes thrown to him and that 97% of them were for touchdowns.
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Part of it was also that Tate was pretty awesome at play-action.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This.
I loved T. Busch. He always did what he needed to do.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It helps to be 6" longer than most DB's in the conference
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
I read this right after the Gable porn comments, and, um...
>_<
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sorry, I meant "taller" not longer
but with a name like McNutt, both are likely true.
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
And it came from Kluginator so that is totally understandable.
by Carfino'sWay on Aug 11, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Bristle!!!!
I swear the "robbed a place" was actually not ment as a smart ass remark. I just forgot that he actually robbed a place for a second. ~ justsomehawkeyefan
Photo observations
In the picture of Cooper, McMinn makes him and Trinca-Pasat look like dwarfs.
Also don’t like that McCall wears #25. It gives me nightmares.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Cooper's not wearing pads, which is the biggest difference between them, I think.
But, yeah, McMinn and LTP look pretty big there.
I’m just going to pretend that McCall is honoring Randy Duncan with that number.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Apparently McCall is switching to 28 next year
It’s currently being occupied on the offensive side by a senior walk-on
by Captain n Diet Coker on Aug 11, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You are a regular fount of information lately.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I'm been pretty obsessed with devouring almost any Iowa football related article
I just read a bunch of articles this morning the Iowa Rivals site did with a bunch of the incoming freshman back in May.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Aug 11, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Well alrighty then.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Different photo observation.
So I happened upon the PersaStrong photo yesterday, and something didn’t sit right.

I looked at it closely and wondered when jNW got bi-colored jerseys. Then I realized that the photo in their Heisman campaign ads was Dan Persa with a wet-on-top jersey, as if he’d been in some sort of precipitation.
Stop me if y’all already know this, but…
I started looking through photos of jNW’s home games from last year, and guess what, they only played in the rain one time. That’s right, jNW used a photograph from the IOWA game as the main image of their QB’s Heisman campaign. Those fuckers haaaaaaaaaaaate us. My only solice is that they are calling it PersaStrong, and using a photo from a game that ended with Man Persa breaking himself while jogging backwards during his celebration. Persa STRONG, indeed.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that they have appropriated the city of Chicago in all of their slogans.
Parsimony methods are the easiest ones to explain - Felsenstein
I drive back that joke everyday on the way to work.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 11, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Where the hell is that billboard?
I need to be mentally prepared if I’m going to be passing it on my way back home next week. I live dangerously close to armani-mafia territory…
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 11, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
First of all
I drive BY that joke…Jesus.
Also, the one I pass is on the southbound Kennedy right about where it splits into the Edens Expressway (Lawrence?). I think there are several around town however.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Aug 12, 2011 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
They hope the general public sees a jNW jersey and Chicago together, and suddenly give a fuck.
Reality: “What’s on that billboard? It’s purple. Please don’t let it be Barney. Northwestern? Pass. Chicago? Okay, what? Dammit, it’s still fucking Northwestern, and I still don’t fucking care! FUCK THOSE FUCKERS!”
/car crash
//end scene
I hear this is clearing up gridlock in the city.
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my fear if I suddenly come upon that blasted thing
Gawd, do I hate Heisman pandering, er campaigns.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Aug 11, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i think they believe
that if they repeat the meme “jNW is Chicago’s Big Ten team!” it will come true. Much like saying “Beetlejuice” three times
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Aug 11, 2011 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Great picture
That was about a second before Spencer (49) sacks him, strips him, and we recover for a TD.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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Shoot me in the fucking head..
if that zipperhead wins a Heisman. Fuck him.. He’s fucking clown shoes.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Aug 11, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCKING CLOWN SHOES!
(Sorry, I thought that needed some emphasis.)
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
if i ever win 300 mil at the lottery
im buying the naming rights to Hawkeye court and letting BHGP have a poll on what the name is.
"Your spelling and grammar errors belie a seriously skilled thought process"- therealCatnuts
by justsomehawkeyefan on Aug 11, 2011 4:25 PM CDT reply actions
My picks?
Thunderdome2012 Sponsored by Cookies
Kutcher-Moore Arena
The Gable Center of Asskick Studies
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Aug 11, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if we hosted NIT, CIT, or CBI games,
(you know, March Situations), then the court should obviously be called “Marchifornication Court” for at least those games.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Aug 11, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
dang,
DiBona is out for the year. That’s gonna be a hard one to swallow around here
FUCK.
Goddamn AILBHG….Well..at least Shane will get the medical redshirt and still have 3 years left.
by FlyingDutchman1 on Aug 11, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The two-deeps just got a little less porn-y.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
(/in sarcasm font) Awesome.
Well, let’s hope this is the beginning of the Pat Angerer Plan for DiBona. (Actually, I hope he gets to see the field again, ahead of Pat A’s Schedule.)
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Aug 11, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Edited the top of the post to include a better shot of the new CHA floor.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"























