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[No words to describe this. No words.--AJ]

Notti Boy gets some competition for the crown. NSFW-ish.

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This is unbelievable. I had to watch it twice.

Nebraska will be relevant in the B1G when they can top this.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 6, 2011 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

A few notes

1) I really wish that Ferentz would see this and that I could be there when it happened.
2) What just happened?
3) Should I be embarrassed or proud?
4) What just happened?
5) I need more BHGP’ers to see this and comment, someone tell me what to think…

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 6, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

i think it's overall production isn't bad (granted, i haven't seen a new rap video in 6 or 7 years)

good direction, good editing, good camera work (i mean this, really, but of course it’s all relative to other rap pop-rap videos which isn’t a high threshhold).

I mean, the rapping itself isn’t horrible, but the editing/production company definitely tried and they have some skills. I mean, it’s ten times better than Notti Boy, if that’s what we have to grade it against.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 6, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

im bored so i'm being way too critical of somethin that doesn't need it, but...

This is done by a radio station: http://youtu.be/3-11uB9mXZw
It’s better than that.

and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrfPFpR2Qs

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 6, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see where you're coming from and I actually thought the same thing

the production quality is actually pretty good. Other than that. What. The. Fuck.

I guess it’s not terrible. My main thought was where they found all the people in this video. It’s like they rounded up every single person in Iowa that had grillz.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 6, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

yeah, it's ridiculous.

I guess my point (why I have one, I have no idea) is that, if I saw this on MTV or whatever channels show music videos, I wouldn’t be surprised. Or something. I don’t know. Why do I care?

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 6, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with the people in the video comment

did they specifically look for unattractive people? Cause they found them.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 6:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is exactly what I thought.

I have never had beer goggles so bad in my life that would get me to think one of those girls is attractive.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Jul 7, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awe, that's adoreable. It thinks it's a person.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Jul 8, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you hug your mother with those mysoginist typing fingers?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

My prediction for 2011

Iowa becomes the league’s strongest 4th quarter team after Ferentz incorporates “hittin em with the bird call” into his motivational repertoire.

by UpUpDownDown on Jul 6, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

and some whites

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

All of the above, there really aren't many ethnicities I do like.

/Okay, I do fear that people think I am serious when I say things like that. I’m not, you all know that, right? Right?

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sure Ms. Braun

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is too uncomfortably close to Alford using "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, it wasn't just Alford.

The football team warmed up before every game to that song, that year.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 8, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't recall this. Maybe I tuned it out for convenience in hating just Alford.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That............was actually pretty good

one of the better university team raps ive seen……..but really thats not saying a whole lot

by justsomehawkeyefan on Jul 6, 2011 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

PSU

would like to counter with party in the USA

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 6, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

this might be worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmAXh_B4vV0

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by Bud Elliott on Jul 6, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it was certainly better than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l209xt_YraM

"I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest and not on the battlefields of Europe." -- Nile Kinnick
~~ Never gets old.

by HawksNation on Jul 7, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSkTPULrlnk

"I thank God I was warring on the gridirons of the Midwest and not on the battlefields of Europe." -- Nile Kinnick
~~ Never gets old.

by HawksNation on Jul 7, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, maybe not words . . .

But the acronym NSFW might have been nice before my boss passed behind my desk!

by Torbee on Jul 6, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Boo. Ya.

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Jul 6, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a rec.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't sure what I was watching...

But then the Spanish verse kicked in and I knew that it must be the greatest thing that I’ve ever seen.

by OCHawkeye on Jul 6, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

It would probably be something like

“Uhh, that word is ‘the’ and that word is… I don’t fucking know”

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 7, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lucky guess.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Part of me says that was utter garbage

The other part says that was awesome sauce. I don’t know which to believe. I’m so confused!

"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

by Swarley on Jul 6, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I now want ALL Ferentz pressers to have a Spanish language translator

for our Telemundo highlights.

"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.

by StoopsMyAss on Jul 6, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

and perhaps Czech

to cover the past, present, and future meat packers of Iowa

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 6, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

My family were in the first wave of Czech immigrants

Farmers, store owners, bankers and lawyers.

One of my relatives was the wife of someone who has multiple things named after them on the U of Iowa campus. She also was an author and scholar herself.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 7, 2011 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

and most of my dad's family worked in the Cedar Rapids packing plant

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Pappajohn was Czech.

Who knew?

"I've never seen a supernova, but if it's anything like my old Chevy Nova it'll light up the night sky." - Philip J. Fry

by HawkOnRails on Jul 7, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I second all of this.

And that state of Iowa tattoo is AWESOME.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 6, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously. They are definitely representing. There's nothing fake about that.

Maybe that’s what I like.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 6, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are not alone! All schools are doing this apparently. Ours is more catchy, but we didn’t incorporate pasty-why cellulite. Just nerdy guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmAXh_B4vV0

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by Bud Elliott on Jul 6, 2011 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed the cellulite.

She should really wear longer shorts.

/man, I’m catty this morning.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 6:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

You weren't the only one

I thought about posting something about this in your comment above about having unattractive people in the video. They really couldn’t find a better looking ass to close up on throughout the video for the booty shake? Granted, the better looking asses probably wouldn’t want to be in this video.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 7, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man, people are fucking harsh.

The women are attractive, they’re just not supermodels. No wonder so many little girls develop a decades-long depression about their looks.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry but when you agree to shaking your ass in a rap video you open yourself to judgement and objectification.

It has nothing to do with supermodels and body image in young girls. I agree that the many images young girls are exposed to promote unhealthy body image but our comments have nothing to do with that.

I don’t want young girls watching this video and thinking “gee, I want to be like these girls.” I fact, I want the exact opposite. I want them to think “holy shit, I need to stay in school and stay off meth.”

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your comments had nothing to do with the objectification of them, but their unattractiveness.

Spin it how you want to make yourself feel better, but it’s a serious problem when girls like this that are attractive are ridiculed for not being perfect 10s. Can’t wait to raise daughters in this type of society.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

This:
Can’t wait to raise daughters in this type of society.

It starts a helluva lot earlier than teenage years, too. My girl has gotten hell just for not fitting the ‘norm’ by liking Transformers and sports and she’s only 6! I can’t wait until she hits the ‘awkward’ stage of life and has to deal with THOSE problems!

"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

by Swarley on Jul 7, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

My original comment above was on the overall attractiveness of the people in the video in general,

not the comment you responded to. You were the one that made it about women. My comment that you replied to was about one girl’s cellulite not her attractiveness but if you want to read into that go right ahead. Lot’s of attractive women have cellulite. However, I don’t know if she is attractive or not b/c I don’t know if I saw her face. Again, when you shake your ass in a rap video I feel you welcome criticism.

BTW, I don’t feel bad it all about what I said. At 35, when I see teenage girls that are thin, wear short short and have cellulite, that is what makes me feel better. I agree that it is horrible that there are 10 year olds, probably younger, with eating disorders and that teenagers, or women of any age, feel the need to have plastic surgery to feel better about themselves. Unfortunately, I think it goes a lot deeper than my commenting here, so I will not take the blame for it, thank you anyway.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am. Just flipping you shit.

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your statements are contradictory

Those girls back ends are way too thick for them to be doing meth

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait....

You call them fat AND say they need to stay off meth?
Does not compute.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jul 7, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree Catnuts

I generally stopped criticizing peoples’ looks when my own family nicknamed me “ugly”.

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can't spell "Lycurgus" without u-g-l-y

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

No arguing that point. Damn.

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whaaa?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 8, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what you're saying is: You ain't got no alibi

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is awful.

Both you two agreeing and that your family did that.

I don’t think unattractive equals ugly, per se. Maybe it is semantics to some, but I think ugly is a much harsher word and I did not use it.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

When you have been hit in the face and head as much as I have

harsh monikers become something of an inevitability

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think what really allows this to transcend all the others

is the Latin, Daddy Yankee-style breakdown at 2:30. Sublime.

by psuwxman on Jul 6, 2011 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Where does the guy in the Yankee hat fit in???

You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs

by smokinthereiff on Jul 6, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 6, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So generous!

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Jul 6, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The seventh circle?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 6, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he might have been a Hawkeye Juggalo

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Jul 7, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

JuggaLOLs.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are they in a M*A*S*H tent?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's from the show "Workaholics"

and they were at a Juggalo festival where people had tents set up.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow! Really?

Hello! “Hawkeye” was the main character and he was the coolest of them all, even though he was from Maine. Doesn’t matter, “Hawkeye” was in M*A*S*H, so that is why they are in a M*A*S*H tent.

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by IAHawkfan4life on Jul 7, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make the bad man

FLY!

/creepy nephew of Lady Stark’d

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 7, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Robert.

And his mom is creepier.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 8, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you FLY, Bobby?

/Picture stolen from RossWB

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glorious. Absolutely Glorious.

I have the same fashion sense as Tom Arnold.

by CyHawk on Jul 6, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Two thumbs up!

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jul 6, 2011 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it. I was going to make that joke. HI JON BEUTJER

Hawk Aiello. Hawk Aiello. Hawk Aiello.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Yes

Greatest Tat ever.
There is no program that has been on the big screen more than the Hawks (The Program, Waterboy)
On television (Coach, Girls Generation)
Now rap vids popping up everywhere.
It just shows how much the popular culture is thirsting for more Hawkeye related things, and how much America needs the Hawks to guide us through this difficult time of our history.
It is as it was foretold.

Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina

by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jul 6, 2011 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Saved By The Bell

Slater was going to go to Iowa

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 7, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

And Alex on Grey's Anatomy was a wrestler at Iowa

Well actually I’m not sure if he specifically went to Iowa, but he is from Iowa, was a wrestler, and went to med school so I just always figured.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 7, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Iowa is irrelevant on the national scene.

/Nebraska’d

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think the IV reference

was a subtle nod towards rhabdo

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 6, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Mexican't sighting @ 2:20!

This video should suck. The guys in it look nothing short of tragic, the vide’ho’s don’t look like they want to be there, the “bird call” is hilarious-sounding…and it was great. Yes, it was great mostly in the way that midget wrestling is great, but if you didn’t enjoy this then you need to lighten the fuck up.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 6, 2011 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I have seen midget wrestling

and it is glorious

We're gonna go America all over their asses!

by ninerhawk on Jul 6, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

As have I.

“A spectacle” might be a better descriptor.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 6, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

It felt more like a circus, which is a little indignant. Even better though, I went to midget wrestling in a shithole of a CR bar for a buddy’s bachelor party. Afterwards, we went to the Lumberyard 2, and guess who showed up?

We're gonna go America all over their asses!

by ninerhawk on Jul 6, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m pretty sure that was The Mexican’t in the video.

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by storminspank on Jul 6, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, I mixed your comment up with the image at the 2:20 mark that Kyle mentioned above.

The non-english speaker was my favorite part. He also had the best shirt in the video. A winner in my book.

by The Mexican't on Jul 6, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admit it.

Whenever I ask you for help on a translation, you just turn to Babelfish, don’t you?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Google Translate.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 7, 2011 5:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn it, I forgot you don't know Spanish.

I was looking to you for a translation. Now I have no idea what they were talking about.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

How often do you get talked to in Spanish?

It happens a ton to a couple Hispanic friends of mine that also don’t speak Spanish, but we’re in Southern California so that might be skewed. It’s an odd dynamic, they feel shame they can’t speak Spanish when the Home Depot laborer or Del Taco cashier uses it.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I spoke Spanish as a child.

My great-grandmother was my babysitter and didn’t know English, so I would translate for my father when he picked me up. However, I had to focus on English before school started, so all the Spanish left. I can pick up phrases, and read some Spanish, but I can’t properly conjugate and couldn’t possibly hold a conversation.

by The Mexican't on Jul 7, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

My grandmother briefly tried to teach me Gujarati while my parents were at work.

When I greeted my dad with the equivalent of “sister fucker” I received a slap and thus the experiment came to an end.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 8, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been trying to recall swear words.

Which has been simple, because whenever the cousins visit grandma’s house, all the aunts speak Spanish when they want to swear. Knowing a little Spanish gives me the contextual knowledge necessary to pick up a few words every now and again. It’s loads of fun.

by The Mexican't on Jul 8, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think those of us who have worked in restaurants

know more than a few Spanish profanities.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 8, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never would have pegged you for an Indian. Not sure why, but didn't.

I’m a duggan. (sp?)

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Jul 8, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't know it looking at me.

But when I hand you your Slurpee you start to get it (kidding, everyone knows Slurpees are self-serve).

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 9, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

My former roommate was Gujarati

And since I am part Native American, he would say he was 7-Eleven, not Casino.

Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel

by C.I.owA on Jul 11, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Red dot not redskin, bindi not bingo, donuts not bow hunts...

…yes, there are many.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 11, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Biden'd

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 11, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Furthermore

I didn’t even know New Era made Iowa hats.

by mikjones24 on Jul 6, 2011 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

/needs two

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by BentNotBroken on Jul 6, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

They make a shit-ton, actually.

The problem is most of them are ugly as fuck.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 7, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nike really is the only way to go when it comes to Iowa hats.

But I found this at a hat store in the MoA.

Sorry about the size.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 8, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really like the designs that you find

on some of the hats that they sell at the tents on Melrose, or in places like GameDay Iowa. They may not last as long as a Nike or New Era Hat, but is “distressed” still a good look for a cap?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Distressed was NEVER a good look for a hat.

"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

by Swarley on Jul 8, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whenever any of my hats are getting the distressed look, I toss them.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 8, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tend to wash them once or twice,

but once they fray, they either go in the trash or only get used when I’m mowing lawn or whatnot.

And when I wash hats, I use the laundry machine. It shocked the hell out of me when I was about 13, and found that people would wash their hats in the dishwasher. Bizarre.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do not own any hats. Not one. Weird, right?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to collect them,

now, I rarely wear them.

And I’m balder, now. Pretty illogical of me.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have about 15 hats.

5 Iowa Hawkeye
2 Dallas Cowboys
2 Chicago White Sox
1 Chicago Cubs
1 Bud Light
1 From the company I work for
And a few misc. that I have been given over the last few years.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 8, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many of mine are Hawk ones, as well.

Over the years, I’ve probably had 6 or 8 Iowa ones.

I’m an Oakland A’s fan, so I’ve had about 4 of those (Two are the classic green with the gold bills, and a couple of alternates).

I’ve had a couple Minnesota Twins ones, and one of them is the one I wear most right now.

I’ve had 4 or 5 SF 49er hats.

I’ve only owned one Cubs hat, and it was off white with a brown C. And fitted. I think I found it for less than $5 at Scheels.

I’ve had a Colorado Rockies hat, an LA Dodger hat, a Boston Red Sox hat.

I had a hat for the Japanese baseball team called the Yakult Swallows (no jokes, please). It looked like a Dodgers hat but said “YS” on the front, instead.

I had one Cowboys hat, and only because my cousin lived in Dallas in the 90s and she sent it to me. Sorry, but I kind of hate the ’Boys.

I’ve had 3 or 4 Notre Dame hats.

I’ve had 2 or 3 UNI hats.

I’ve had an ISU hat (there was a time, just before Pollard, where I could tolerate ISU. Then, Jamie extinguished that for me).

I’ve had two Phoenix Suns hats, a Houston Rockets hat, a Duke hat, a Georgetown hat.

I bought a couple of Oklahoma State hats at some Oklahoma truck stop because I thought they looked cool. I should have remembered that they were a rival of Iowa’s in wrestling.

I had a cool Super Bowl XXIX hat that my basketball coach gave me when I was in junior high.

I had a hat for the “Konnan” guy from WCW wrestling. It said “Arriba la raza” on the back.

I had a navy blue FUBU cap.

I think I had an Atlanta Falcons and a Pittsburgh Steelers hat.

I’ve never owned any Yankee hat, and I plan on continuing not to.

I had a hat for my junior high baseball team, and for my high school (it was for football, and had my name and jersey number on the back.) I also had one for my Optimist League baseball team (Optimist is kind of like Little League in Waterloo Iowa, for kids around ages 13-15).

So, in total, I’ve had at least 30 or 35 baseball-style caps, and there are probably more I’m not thinking of.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

398 words.

That’s about 11 words per hat.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okie State hats got the better of that average

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 8, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Genius.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy Thor, there's a boatload of great stuff in there

My favorite so far:

I had one Cowboys girl, and only because my cousin lived in Dallas in the 90s and she sent it to me. Sorry, but I kind of hate the ’Boys.

Interstate prostitution gifted by a relative, and a homosexuality refutation.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 8, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

All of this stuff is rec'd.

You can now call me “WaterlooWilt.”

35+ ladies, categorized by color and origin.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 8, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many "hats" did you wear backwards?

I don’t even want to think about “rally caps”.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 9, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

You'll have to buy my book.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 9, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 9, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

She might want to get that checked out
brown C

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 11, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've had two Penn State hats.

I win.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 11, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

My head is too big to be taken seriously wearing a baseball cap.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 8, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be the outlier and I won't take your head seriously WITHOUT a baseball cap.

Of course I’m Ted Williams’ thawed out brain, so that could have something to do with it.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 8, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

All baseball caps look like a yarmulke with a bill on it for me.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 8, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Putting the "Bat" in Bat Mitzvah.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 9, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

groan

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 9, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use the distressed ones for work.

With the amount of sweat and dirt I deal with, it works.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

How...

in the heck did these douche nozzles get those hotties in this video?

by hawknerd on Jul 6, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Let me fix that for you:

How Why in the heck did these douche nozzles get those hotties start promoting cottage cheese thighs in this video?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

My thighs

are more aptly described as hams, not gams, thank you very much.

Fatty, gristly hams.

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

you missed a truly golden opportunity here

jtothetweet
"Hate doesn't give a damn about tactics or stategy. Hate cares only about hate." --rosswbhgp

by jtothep on Jul 7, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to start texting/commenting pics of any part of me,

because I’m not Greg Oden, or a politician.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Brett Favre...

Football, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.

by Put Down the Haterade on Jul 7, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Albert Young.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on now, D'Angelo started this way before it was cool.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 8, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with Chazz

I know girls in IC look better than that. I haven’t lived in Iowa in 10 years and could still get girls from Daisy Dooks to be in that video; and they are FAR more attractive. Those girls look like they put on the Freshman 15…twice.

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by C.I.owA on Jul 7, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, bully for you.

I look forward to your video.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 7, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is Dooks still open?

I remember my first trip, almost 10 years ago. I told my parents that my friends and I were going to Wacky Waters. They just laughed at me and asked me which slide I enjoyed the most when I got home.

by The Mexican't on Jul 7, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow that is awesome.

I waited all day to see what this was (no Youtube at the office), and I have to say those that are confused what to think: It’s awesome. The kids that did it can actually rap. This is so much better than all the jokey ones I’ve seen over the last five years that every team seems to have. I’m sure there’s a half-dozen shitty Iowa ones out there with white kids being ironic with fake bling rollin on tractors with fake rims, but these kids look legit. Awesomes on them, seriously.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

God damn work. Prevents me from BHGP'ing

This was great. Worth the wait.

Bad. Ass.

Go hawks all day.

"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy

by BentNotBroken on Jul 6, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaa?

funny gifs

I will haunt your dreams and eat your children.

by Dr. Hawk on Jul 6, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Check out the Sid Vicious haircut on dad.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Um, that's the clock behind him.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 7, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I know that. joke fail, apparently.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm proud of you for knowing who Sid is.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 7, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nancy was my aunt.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Condolences.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 8, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe a Davenport kid

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 6, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was trying to figure out where the background scenes are.

563 is also Dubuque, sizable black population there as well.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK, did some searching online

Clinton, IA representin yo.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mississippi River What???

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by BentNotBroken on Jul 6, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, that video was really very classy for Clinton

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 6, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Area code map

I still remember being annoyed about losing the 319 however many years ago.

by The Mexican't on Jul 6, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, there really is nothing in western Iowa.

They didn’t even have to change the 712 when they redrew the map. Stupid 641, doesn’t even make sense.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 6:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Estherville would like a word with you

But I’ve never heard of “Sioux City” or “Council Bluffs.”

Also, why is “the Big O” not included in 641? Really? Oskaloosa but not Ottumwa?

BOOM 4-3 cover 2! Deal with that!

by 99playsNAblitzaint1 on Jul 7, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Estherville listed for 712 but not Spencer?

Mysteries inside of riddles, man.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I thought the "notable city" choices were odd.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ottumwa is an armpit and Osky has Tyler Sash.

Both are in the 6-4-1.

I meant that if you compare that map to what the previous map looked like with only 712, 515 and 319 the fact that the central and eastern codes were split and the western one was not implies that there is a lot more population in the eastern 2/3 of Iowa than in the western 1/3.

I could have done a better job with my wording. I’m still bitter about not being 515 anymore and it clouded my ability to express myself.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I miss my old 515 phone number

I had growing up. It was so easy to remember. Then my stupid mom had to follow her loser of a boyfriend down to Arkansas and give up the number and our house (which my cousin’s bf bought and they have since broken up and he’s selling it—yes, I’m still very bitter).
Calling my mom ‘stupid’ may sound harsh, but it’s exactly what it is when she keeps going back to someone time and time again after he cheats on her repeatedly and/or tells her he can’t be with her right now until its convenient for him (which is usually when he tires of cooking and cleaning for himself). I’ve lost count of how many times she’s gone back (it’s at least 15 though). /End off topic rant.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 7, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you, me too.

I gave my cousin my parent’s phone number the other day but said 614, not 641. My cousin was calling someone in Ohio.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 7, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I grew up in M'town

and I loved my 515 number it was so easy to remember 752-0787 and we lived at 807 W. Nevada.

Speaking of Nevada, my wife asked me why didn’t we pronounce it like the state of Nevada, and I said because the founders of Marshalltown or whoever, named it after the town of Nevada which is differenent than the state of Nevada. Then she said, you don’t have a clue do you? I responeded, that would seem so.

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by IAHawkfan4life on Jul 7, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

There are no people in the 712 area code.

And the ones that are there are crazy.

(Except the ones who post here, who are smart and funny and cool and not at all crazy, of course. Or crazy in totally acceptable ways.)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do Dutch Reformers even believe in telephones?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jul 7, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

712? Them's either Iowa State or Nebrasky fans.

Crazy indeed.

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by HawkOnRails on Jul 7, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sioux City has gotten much love lately for some reason

MSN’s “Most Livable Bargain Markets”
Forbes’ Best Small Places for Businesses and Careers

Iowa small cities in general get a lot of love on both of those actually.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wild horses couldn't drag me back to Sioux City, but that's just me.

Sadly, I don’t think they’ll be making those lists in the near future, after this summer’s horrible flooding.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 7, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of them are from Davenport. One of my friends from HS is one of their promoters/managers.

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by C.I.owA on Jul 7, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bet the Spanish Rapper...

Is from Postville!! 563…and there all over up there!

Football, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.

by Put Down the Haterade on Jul 7, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gazoo shout-out to BHGP and love for this video (Mike Hlas)

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by therealCatnuts on Jul 6, 2011 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

ok so i havnt even logged in here for ages

but to comment on this, and commend these guys for something special – well, i couldnt help it. id love to see these guys droppin mix tapes ’round the IC
wow
just wow.
love it.
this will be ripped to mp3 and put into my tailgate/workout mix immediately

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by metcalfrhymeswithblodbath on Jul 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

good to see you blodbath

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 7, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess it's better than Chet Haze.

/ bad news: it still sucks horribly.

I really hope there is some money for forced sterilizations in this year’s state budget. Hell, I hope there is some money for time machines and forced sterilizations in 1989 in this year’s state budget.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 7, 2011 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Forced sterilization jokes re U of Iowa: still too soon

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 7, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

weak

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 7, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well those guys are definitely...

With the program…

/djk’d

And i like it!

Football, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.

by Put Down the Haterade on Jul 7, 2011 9:05 AM CDT reply actions  

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