Big Ten Media Days: Joey And The Bobber

Iconjoepa_medium OKAY

Iconpresser_medium ...sir?

Iconjoepa_medium YES

Iconpresser_medium Is that your opening statement? Just... "okay"?

Iconjoepa_medium I NEVER HAD MUCH USE FOR THE FILIBUSTER, JUNIOR

Iconpresser_medium I see.

Iconjoepa_medium THAT REMINDS ME OF THE STORY I TOLD TODD BLACKLEDGE ROUGHLY 30 YEARS AGO. TIMES WERE DIFFERENT THEN, AND PEOPLE DIDN'T LOOK AT FOOTBALL PLAYERS THE SAME WAY THEY DO NOW. IT'S THE INTERNET, I TELL YOU. THE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, THEY JUST LOOK AT DETAILS AND NOT THE REAL MEASURE OF THE MAN, HIS BENCH PRESSES AND THE COMMITMENT TO THE TEAM AND HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE SCALP-THE-SAVAGE DRILL.

Iconpresser_medium sir

Iconjoepa_medium ANYHOW TODD CAME TO ME ONE DAY AND ASKED ME IF HE COULD HAVE A DAY OFF ON ACCOUNT OF HIS SISTER WAS SET TO BIRTH HER FIRST CALF

Iconpresser_medium sir

Iconjoepa_medium THAT IS A JOKE

Iconjoepa_medium I MEAN IT WAS TO BE A HUMAN BABY, AND IT WAS, IT WAS A REAL BABY BOY

Iconpresser_medium sir, nobod

Iconjoepa_medium SO TODD ASKS ME FOR THREE DAYS, ONE FOR CELEBRATION WITH HIS FAMILY, AND ONE DAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EACH WAY. IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF JULY AND HE WAS MY CLEAR STARTER, SO I SAW NO REASON TO DENY HIM THE TRIP, AND SO I GRANTED IT TO HIM

Iconpresser_medium ...and?

Iconjoepa_medium THAT'S ALL 

Bobzookicon_medium Sir, Bob Zook with BHGP with a question!

Iconjoepa_medium WHO

Bobzookicon_medium Bob Zook!

Iconjoepa_medium WITH WHOM

Bobzookicon_medium BHGP!

Iconjoepa_medium NOW YOU LISTEN HERE GOOD AND CLEAR, SON. I WAS RAISED THAT MEDIA OUTLETS WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI BEGIN WITH K, AND EAST -- WHERE ALL THE RESPONSIBLE MEN LIVE -- WE START WITH A W

Iconjoepa_medium AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A B-STATION

Iconjoepa_medium IS THIS A COMMUNIST'S PLOT

Bobzookicon_medium uh

Iconjoepa_medium NAME YOUR SUPERIOR, COMRADE

Bobzookicon_medium Heh, closest thing I got to a superior is my hombres .38 Special!

Iconjoepa_medium SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS' RECTUM, THIS RAVING DRIFTER IS THREATENING TO BRANDISH A FIREARM AT ME

Bobzookicon_medium N-n-no, .38 Special is a rock band!

Iconjoepa_medium HE IS NOW RAVING ABOUT ROCK COCAINE

Iconjoepa_medium SECURITARYYYY

Iconsecretary_medium sighhh

Iconsexycop_medium I'm on it, JoePo!

Iconsexycop_medium /handcuffs the shit out of Bob Zook

Iconsexycop_medium /fondles own cleavage

Bobzookicon_medium dang it all to hell

Bobzookicon_medium but awesome

Iconjoepa_medium NO MORE QUESTIONS FROM SOVIET OPERATIVES PLEASE

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