Make time for an old friend: Shonn Greene and the offensive line obliterating Wisconsin's rushing defense. This is your standard, Marcus Coker. No pressure.
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All Stanzi had to do in that game was exist in those 2 seconds between
the snap and handing Shonn Greene the ball.
He was a smarter runner than i gave him credit for at the time
Greene knew how to use those big Iowa blockers to his advantage, it really shows in his first touchdown run
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jul 16, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
Good point there
I think we often remember him only as a guy that was excellent after contact and could almost never be brought down by one guy. While that is true it is also amazing to see his patience as he waits for the play to develop. He really had absolutely everything you want in a RB going for him that year. Heres to Coker being the next great one.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 16, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Coker is the next one,
but I also hope that Rodney gets his stuff in order and gets to campus next year, cause I already had plans to yell “Can’t get off the COE train!!” a lot.
/pimpin ain’t easy
Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
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by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 17, 2011 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Looking back, that whole character was……wow.
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by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 19, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that stuck out to me as well.
On that long TD run up the middle (TD #3, I think), he takes a subtle, but ultimately sick delayed step/pause-type thing right as he hits the LOS, then hits the jets (haha). Had he just blasted straight through the hole, I think he gets tackled after a 5 or 6 yard gain.
Anyway, yeah. He was good.
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by Bucketochicken on Jul 17, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
"Then hits the jets"
You are so right. I remember that year all the tv announcers and football pundits kept saying that Shaun didn’t have break away speed. This game, more than any other showed he had the speed to pull away.
God, I miss #23 and I hope that Coker has a break-out year and sets the football world upside down.
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Jul 18, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
La Shawnduh
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 18, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
who is Shonn?
Did he play with Tory Strause?
All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Jul 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't you mean
Trey Strewd?
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by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Jul 20, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I can still remember that long third-quarter TD like it was yesterday.
He was running toward the south end zone (where I sit), and I was up on my feet and yelling before almost anyone else was.
What a great year!
(On a side note, NicBowski, what a horrible choice of music for this vid).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
I usually mute videos like these and play my own music instead.
Girl Talk’s mash-up of “War Pigs” and “Move Bitch” worked nicely for this one.
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by Close Shave America on Jul 17, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Perfect beginning to All Day
Can’t wait for his next one to come out next year.
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by ClaybornSmash on Jul 18, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I am forever grateful that I got to see that year of Shonn Greene
100+ yards every game, that may never be done again. I can’t wait to see my kids roll their eyes when I tell them again about Shonn Greene.
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My thinking on that
1) Had never been done before
2) Increasing number of games per year makes it less likely
3) Increasing reliance on the passing game in CFB
4) Every single game doing it is incredibly fucking difficult and consistent
I think “never again” is actually quite possible.
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 17, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
It had never been done before?
as in, in the history of college football?
How did he not win the Heisman again?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jul 17, 2011 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I think Catnuts is talking about "never been done by a Hawkeye."
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 17, 2011 3:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought it had never been done before period
I swear I remember hearing that as it was happening. Maybe it was the first time ever in a 13-game season, because I did some research right after I posted this and it had been done before. One notable case is Barry Sanders in THE GREATEST SEASON EVER.
That is one that I will put in writing will never be done again. Barry Sanders is a golden god and anybody that says otherwise is dead to me.
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 17, 2011 4:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
The names that popped into my mind were Barry, Ron Dayne, and big Ricky Williams.
But, it is kind of difficult to find those guys’ college stats on a game-by-game basis.
Catnuts, what online sources are you using to figure this out? (I’m just curious, not questioning it).
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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 17, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Troy Davis never did it?
The fact that Troy Davis didn’t win the Heisman is a fucking crime.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No its not
Davis racked up a TON of his yardage late in games that were over and against backup defenses and didn’t do well against the top Ds. Much like Larry Johnson in 2002, a lot of yardage racked up against the likes of Indiana, not much when playing Iowa or Michigan
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by HoyaGoon on Jul 17, 2011 5:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well
Larry Johnson is a douche now, but I will defend him here because I hate Carson Palmer and all pretty boys.
I won’t count the Auburn game wherein he and everyone else played like garbage because that was after the Heisman vote.
Against Iowa (42-35 loss): Well, the obvious caveat is that a poor Penn State defense mixed with OMG BRAD BANKS which mixed with a generally mediocre, uninspired offense to put the Lions in a big hole at the half. Johnson had 68 yards and a touchdown on 18 carries, which is not great, but it’s not pathetic either. He also caught six passes for 93 yards and a touchdown, and that touchdown was sweet. Not a bad day, all things considered.
Against Michigan (27-24 loss): 17 carries for 78 yards and a touchdown, 5 receptions for 46 yards. He was slightly injured during the Wisconsin game the week before (He had a very, very good day up until the injury) and PSU wasn’t trying to emphasize him too much in the offense. He might not have played on a better team, but PSU’s second string tailback was, I guess, Michael Robinson. The third string was some hard-working white guy named Gasparato.
Against Ohio State (13-7 loss): 16 carries for 66 yards and a touchdown, 6 receptions for 32 yards. As the score indicates, this was a defensive tussle, and Penn State came away looking like the better team – which isn’t surprising considering the way Ohio State played all of that year. Ohio State’s winning score in the 3rd came off of a Zack Mills interception, which was returned for six by Chris Gamble. Without this score, PSU’s defensive linemen, who were simply and utterly dominating, quite probably could have won 7-6. Johnson did his best this day, but PSU’s offensive line wasn’t going to make any openings against Ohio State’s guys, who were pretty much dominant too.
In summary: I can’t fault him for his performance against Iowa because it was a good performance, he almost certainly would have done much better against Michigan if he hadn’t been suffering from a leg injury, and the 2002 Penn State-Ohio State game remains the toughest defensive slug-fest I’ve ever seen the Lions play. Better than Troy Davis? Yeah, I think so.
Ya know they murdered Mike
And tried to blame it on JoePa
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the SHOT!
by ReadingRambler on Jul 17, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
If being wrong was cool, I'd consider you Miles Davis.
Davis accumulated all that yardage while playing on some absolutely terrible teams. His offensive line was not only a bunch of girls, they were terrible. Teams knew exactly what Iowa State was going to do and Davis still went ape shit on them.
I don’t remember it all that vividly but Wiki would lead me to believe that Davis won three regions in the Heisman voting and got especially hosed by the Southern region. I suppose if you subscribe to the theory that the QB/RB of the best team in the country should always win the Heisman instead of the player with the most impressive on-field performance, then it would make sense that Danny Wuerfful would win the Heisman.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Oh, yeah?
Well, let’s seem him run behind the Penn State banana peels!
Ya know they murdered Mike
And tried to blame it on JoePa
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the SHOT!
by ReadingRambler on Jul 17, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No one who can't spell his own name should be allowed to win the Heisman.
Ya know they murdered Mike
And tried to blame it on JoePa
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the SHOT!
by ReadingRambler on Jul 17, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
RE: Greatest Season Ever
I don’t think calling it that even does it justice. Look at the stats from that season and just imagine what those numbers actually mean. Over 200 ypg AVERAGE. Over 300 yards 4 times. 39 touchdowns. 2 TDs in 11 consecutive games. 7.6 yards per carry.
Then remember it was only an 11 game season.
Please note that the internet does not, as of yet, have a sarcasm font.
A great combination of power and speed
Yet, I still am distracted by the fact that we only really had him for a year. I remember an article somewhere in which Albert Young said that the freshman or sophomore Greene might be better than any RB on the team.
By the way, I came across this in a fit on insomnia a couple of nights ago. Maybe posted here before and I forgot or didn’t notice, but I just love the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8xjFmJg74s
Sorry, can’t get it to be an automatic link, maybe someone can, but I think it’s called 75 years of Kinnick Stadium. Great for mid-July.
FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.
That was the game when I first thought he wouldn't be back.
Obligatory obliteration of Purdue’s safety.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jul 16, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions
DUONG
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 16, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That was my first ever game at Kinnick
Certain events get seared into your memory forever. That one’s at the top of the list.
The first time I ever had sex it was with Scarlett Johansson
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 17, 2011 4:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I am Ryan Reynolds.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you are Canadian and not to be trusted.
by Carfino'sWay on Jul 18, 2011 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
You Oughta Know
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Well you know, Everything I Do, I Do It For You.
by Carfino'sWay on Jul 18, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, what does Bryan Adams have to do with Ryan Reynolds or Alanis Morisette?
I’m lost.
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know. I was just going w/ the whole Canada thing.
by Carfino'sWay on Jul 18, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah. Gotcha now, ya.
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by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom Sawyer!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Would anybody know who Hot Hot Heat are if I throw them in?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes, it is scary how much we think alike.
I definitely wanted to make a Celine Dion joke yesterday, but was too lazy to look up the official title to one of her songs.
rec’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 20, 2011 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions
What was it like to tap all the ladies in "Waiting?"
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 18, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That was before Scarlett so it never happened, bro.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 18, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
He had more jaw-dropping runs that year
than most RBs have in their entire career.
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by HeartOfHawkness on Jul 16, 2011 3:26 PM CDT reply actions
I get chills every time I watch that video.
I’m so glad I got to witness that year. Even though it was only on TV.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Watch it again
This time watch the full back, tight end(s) and h-back. Every play they make thier blocks. This has to happen for Coker. Those guys need to step up.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on Jul 16, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
Yup.
Thanks for posting, Jacobi. I’m very excited about li’l Ferentz this year; I think he could be a mini-Bruggeman this year.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 16, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
By the way, this is awesome:
“In his spare time he enjoys playing Settlers of Catan and throwing bags.”
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 16, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Watched MSU replay on BTN last night...
And lil’ Ferentz absolutely stones Sparty’s huge DTs on a consistent basis by himself. Beast Mode, indeed. Just goes to show that technique can compensate for a lbs/strength disadvantage.
Yes, I turned the channel afterwards when the NW replay was starting up.
Why would you expect MSU's DTs to be motivated during a game?
They save their energy for dorm-fights.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jul 17, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont know if there will ever be another Greene
but i know Coker reminds me alot of him when he runs. Coker has the physical tools, we just have to wait and see if he can develop all the mental tools as well. seems like a smart kid, so i dont see why he cant.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jul 17, 2011 1:44 AM CDT reply actions
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1) Boring offseason so post Shonn Greene video
2) ????
3) Profit
(commented with love. Shonn Greene could follow a block uphill both ways in the snow.)
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jul 17, 2011 1:33 PM CDT reply actions
All great backs get off the ground slowly, it seems. It's a Jim Brown thing.
For me, the travesty was the “he’s slow” thing. Here he outruns a safety and CB. Obviously, in San Diego, he outran their entire NFL backfield. Man, I hope he can stay healthy this year and score the big contract.
We play tackle football.
He wasn't slow, he just wasn't in a hurry.
Give him a corner or a seam though, and he turned the jets on.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jul 17, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Earl Campbell lived this
Never knew if he was going to get off the turf. Of course now we know that he was actually injured.
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by The Bacon Explosion on Jul 17, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
CM FUCKING PUNK
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jul 18, 2011 12:27 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
You know, Coker has the potential to be an even bigger bitch maker than Greene
But I don’t see him with the same shiftiness than Shonn had on command. But he has had an offseason to work on agility and running lower to the ground…
"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
If anyone is willing to put in the time to learn something like that,
it might be Coker.
I love Shonn Greene, but between the grades and the weight (didn’t it fluctuate a bit?), I’m not sure he always had the 98-to-100% mental determination to Iowa football. Something tells me Coker probably does.
I know Coker is interested in school and being a good human, but I bet he also can see some NFL possibilities, and he’ll probably be willing to live in the Fry complex to maximize those possibilities as well as his Hawkeye career.
Finally, if we keep up the O-Line tradition at Iowa, I’d guess Coker may not have as many 30+ yard TDs as Greene, but he’ll still have plenty.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
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