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Hey gang: This turned up in my inbox last night. It looks kind of serious. What do you think? Thanx ~ BHNP.

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From the Desk Of Lord Humungus, the warrior of the wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla, answerer to none, mayor of Indianapolis.

Puny people:
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made fun of my beloved city.  Look at the results of your poll. A donkey show? Is that what you think of us? And why? Because you are selfish. You care more for your own petty desires than you care for the greater good of the Big 10.

And so you mock Indianapolis. Look around you. Iowa is the valley of death. Humungus will not stand for the insult. No more games. NO MORE GAMES! I am here for a purpose. I come to you with an offer. Stop this foolishness and give my fair city the respect it deserves. Remember that fear is my ally. Your respect will be mine. If not, I shall have my revenge.

Just quit the poll, quit the insults, and I will spare you your lives.

Just quit the poll

Sincerely
Lord Humungus

 

7/13/2011

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