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It's Not Plagiarism If You Link To It is BHGP's regular news roundup. Send all tips to any of the email addresses at the bottom of the page. Seriously: any and all tips are appreciated, although not all tips will necessarily get used in INP.

Show us the money.  ESPN got a copy of the Big Ten's 2009-2010 tax filings last week and published their findings; nothing was particularly surprising -- BREAKING NEWS: the Big Ten raked in a lot of cash, you guys -- except for one tiny little detail:

Each Big Ten school received in excess of $20 million from the league, with the exact amounts varying. Michigan State received the most at $20,141,838, followed by Ohio State ($20,083,504) and Purdue ($20,080,504). Northwestern and Iowa received the least at $20,032,504 each, though they're not exactly clipping coupons. 

WHAT

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!  I MEAN, YES, WE'RE STILL GOING TO CASH THE $20M CHECK, BUT... OUTRAGE!  HOW DARE MIGHTY IOWA'S SHARE OF THE TELEVISION LUCRE BE THE SAME AS THAT OF THE ARMANI MAFIA?! AND $48K LESS THAN PURDUE, OUR MOST HATED RIVAL?!  THAT IS A VILE INSULT.  YOU AND THE RO*TEL/BARBASOL AXIS OF POWER WILL BE HEARING FROM OUR LAWYERS, SIR.  

In more serious news, despite all that money, the Big Ten is lagging behind when it comes to one of the hottest competitive battlefields in college football: assistant coaching salaries, where the league ranks fourth, behind the SEC, Big 12, and ACC.  No, really, the ACC.  And, yes, we're still talking football assistant coaching salaries here, not basketball.  More money won't solve everything, but it will go a long way in attracting the best and brightest of the assistant coaching ranks, which is something the Big Ten could certainly use.  That isn't to say that there aren't some quality assistant coaches in the Big Ten -- I wouldn't trade Norm Parker for anyone, Tom Bradley routinely fields top defenses at Penn State, and Paul Chryst seemed liked a brilliant offensive coordinator when Wisconsin was throwing 60-70 points on the board (though he certainly lost some of his luster after that baffling Rose Bowl gameplan) -- but they might be more of the exception than the rule.  The Big Ten already suffers a bit from not having the same easy access to the fertile recruiting grounds of Texas and Florida that the Big 12 and SEC have; their teams can ill afford to also fall behind in the assistant coaching ranks.

POP QUIZ: Can you name the last Big Ten assistant coach who was hired away to be a head coach for a BCS school?  (NOTE: Pat Fitzgerald, Bill Lynch, and Luke Fickell do not count; they were appointed to their head coaching roles as a result of tragic or nefarious circumstances.)

Star-divide

Making a list and watching it twice.  The preseason watch lists for various college football postseason awards continue to be released and Iowa players continue to turn up on them.  There aren't any surprise names showing up -- for some reason, the John Mackey Award seems to want to wait for C.J. Fiedorowicz to actually do something as a tight end before they consider him -- but they are a nice reminder that even with the massive losses Iowa suffered after last season, there's still a solid core of talent returning this year.  Without further ado... Riley Reiff made the Outland Trophy watch list, Marvin McNutt made the Biletnikoff Award watch list, and Shaun Prater made the Bednarik Award watch list.  Curiously, though, he did not make the Thorpe Award (defensive back-only) watch list.  In related news, ESPN's position rankings hit the defensive backfield and Iowa slotted in at #6, which is not at all surprising after losing a pair of multi-year starters at the safety spots.

The power of recent thinking.  Mas Casa finished up his reader-dictated list of the top five Iowa football teams of the Ferentz Era and, just as I predicted, the 2002 team came in... second?  Wait, what?  The top three were 20042002, and 2009.  Admittedly, all three were very fine seasons and each has plenty to recommend about it: 2004 was a smoke and mirrors show, par excellence, with Drew Tate having a wildly successful coming out party and the Iowa defense entering beast mode when Big Ten play rolled around; 2009 featured Iowa's greatest bowl triumph in 50 years and had enough heart-stopping moments to turn even a healthy man into a physical wreck; and 2002 featured Iowa's glorious 8-0 Big Ten campaign and a team that simply destroyed many of its opponents.  That said, I'm still a little surprised to see 2009 come out on top; apparently people really dug all the insane drama of that season.  Or they just really like the Orange Bowl Trophy.  Or it was just the most recent year and they had  the freshest memories of those games; we are coming up on the ten-year anniversary of the '02 squad, after all.

WHATAMANUEVERZ

* Tom Dienhart picks Iowa as a potential dark horse in the Big Ten in 2011; hey, why not -- we all know Ferentz's Iowa teams do their best work when there are no expectations on them.

* In case you needed further evidence that player development has been crucial to Iowa's success: over the last ten years, Iowa has the 15th best winning percentage in the nation (.684), despite having an average recruiting class ranking of 40th.

* Minnesota picked up a football recruit named Isaac Hayes; if their next recruits are named Marvin Gaye and Al Green, we'll finally have conclusive proof that Jerry Kill was not brought in to return Minnesota to its former (very former) glory on the gridiron, but rather to assemble the most unstoppable soul trio ever.

* I'm pretty sure this is still code for "The Royals still haven't offered me enough cash money, yo," but hey: the notion of Nebraska having a starting quarterback named Bubba is also pretty damn sublime.

* Doc profiles Iowa's most hated basketball rival (with a poll); do you agree that Illinois is Iowa's most loathed hoopyball rival?

* Zach Johnson was definitely rocking his Hawkeye Yellow, Hawkeye Yellow last weekend at The John Deere Classic in Moline.

I LOL'd because it's true.

* It's a pretty stacked year for in-state recruits when it comes to wrestling (especially in the lower weights), and in other caring is creepy news, Jack Dahm is assembling yet another solid baseball recruiting class; if only he could win a few more games, too.

* CM Punk is a goddamn force of nature right now:

(And his show-opening promo was pretty fantastic, too.)

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What are we, Cyclone Fanatic now?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

He said he was going to wear Drake colors over the weekend? Did he not?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never wears Drake colors, eh?

Except for that one time, when he, you know, WON THE FREAKING MASTERS!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you guys paying attention to what another dude wears?

by txhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remembering the color of someone's shirt doesn't seem all that difficult.

I also happen to remember that he wore black & yellow on Thursday for Iowa day at the JDC. Is that an issue, as well?

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently.

It is wrong to care about someone’s fashion sense.

by mikjones24 on Jul 12, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, as someone who works in marketing for one of the companies that sponsors Zach

and other golfers, shirt very well may have to be approved so that logos can still be seen and noticeable. I remember once when there was talk and negotiation about where our logo was going to be located on his outfit so as to make the best impression.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 12, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

on his codpiece would be the best by far

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

My droogs and I are trying to bring the codpiece back.

And I’ll take any chance I get to type the word merkin.

A merkin peeking out from behind a codpiece is a sight (for someone else) to behold.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Starling doesn't sign with the Royals,

my hate for Nebraska will reach apocalyptic levels.

by mattbednar on Jul 12, 2011 8:15 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Fact: This is pretty much the worst bird in the world

I think I could be the birdwatching Keith Olbermann.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, they're not.

Grackles aren’t as messy, they weren’t introduced to this country by a bunch of quacks who wanted to bring all of the birds mentioned by Shakespeare to America (Their policy was, "What is an ecosystem?), and they don’t screw over bluebirds, who are pretty much the nicest birds on the planet.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bluebirds are brood parasites

They make other birds raise their vagrant offspring.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Siefferman et al. 2006

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

That study is by Auburn University.

Do you expect me to believe anything produced by Auburn University?

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

MacWhirter 1989

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

All I could find from that was a study on brood parasitism in "two tit species"

Including the “blue tit”

I think they made that up.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw plenty of blue tits a couple summers ago.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blue tits are more of a winter species

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

The few I saw seemed to quite enjoy the warm summer sun

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't those more of the pink variety?

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

They list all of the species that are known for brood parasitism

Eastern Bluebird is on that list.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are they wholly dependent on it like cowbirds?

No.

Do they use ridiculously stringent methods to ensure successful hatches like cowbirds? No.

Are they pretty and do they sing well? Yes.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do they leach off of the hard work of other bird parents?

Yes.

Does that matter? No.

They are birds. They do what they do. Ravens and eagles are the best.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only 10% do that, according to one of these studies I saw.

Ravens are dirty and eagles are too uppity.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

10% can be a lot when it comes to resource allocation

in a population. It is a cool reproductive strategy. I’m just saying that they aren’t necessarily “nice” birds. They do steal.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

All I know is that bluebirds are nice.

Your cute little studies don’t change that, science boy.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with this completely

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You two really have to get a room.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jul 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rope beds

with hay mattresses

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You would be uppity too if you could grab a sloth right

off of a tree

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION RAMBLER

You are arguing birds with a biologist who studies trees. Who lives in trees? Well, aside from hippies at Berkley….

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rambler does have a great wealth

of intrinsically-derived knowledge, which makes him a frustrating opponent

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

But how do you feel about crows?

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

by Semicorrect on Jul 12, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I utterly hate them.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

But then who will take you to the afterlife?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do not make me get out that Total Recall pic to prove you wrong.

/wasn’t that lady blue? Or am I mixing up my sci-fi movies?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Picasso > Schwarzenegger

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Upon further review,

the lady from Total Recall with the tri-chest did not have blue skin.

And I think you are right, PH, that I may have been thinking of the blue singing lady from Fifth Element.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really like her.

Rebecca Romjin (sp?) and the new, younger one.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Justifable homicide.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe his goal wasn't kill

but just wing

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he missed.

He hit me in the bill, and I dropped like a feather.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that another round of puns is going to fly with the mods.

Especially ones that are so cheap cheap cheap.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was fowl.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't get chirpy

or I’ll hit ya with the bird call.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys don't have the

talon-t to pull this off.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I egret wasting the last five minutes of my life reading this thread

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Personally,

I think this thread has contained some of the fi-nest comments.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is getting a little too eyrie for my taste.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rise above cliches

Rise like a phoenix.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Cliches are just so limiting. It is much better to spread your wings.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was his pun a little tough to swallow?

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 13, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boobies.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jul 13, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some of these puns are really o-strich

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nuthatches, all of you

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Dr. Audubon.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or

How I Learned To Stop Paying Attention To These Twits and Love Skimming Over Comments Sections Thanks To Avatars

/Kubrick’d

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Generic Civil War comment, Kyle.


"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."

by Bucketochicken on Jul 13, 2011 6:30 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Your aptitude for one-liners is astounding.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love the bird name "Chucker"

If I were a friend of Bubba, I’d call him Chucker Starling.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously, you do not live on a lake that geese frequent.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or sea gulls

We (and I mean my husband or his brothers or his dad) are in a constant battle to fend off the sea gulls from shitting all over the swim raft at the family cabin in northern Wisconsin. They usually stay away from the docks and boats, but they love the swim raft. I’ve seen the husband scrub that thing down many a time.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 12, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gulls are the worst

when they attack, you don’t really know where to run. More than once I have fled angry gulls out on the tundra, zig-zagging and pleading with a damn bird for respite

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're not supposed to do it (because allegedly they're protected or some such bullshit)

But we often shoot at them with the BB gun. It’s a sport. You’d think constantly being shot at would make them stay away, but no. They’re stupid birds.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 12, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

They hate reason and handsomeness

Sometimes I wish I could have an eagle/hawk/raven friend that could accompany me and attack gulls on sight.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Switch to State Farm, and then you can afford a Falcon.

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 12, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have state farm

I should look into the falcon

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're pretty much Betty Draper, right?

By the way, could you not just drape a tarp or old sheet over the swim raft?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not as soulless and I don't smoke

But I am blonde and blue eyed and firing a gun is kind of fun.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and the tarp has been done

Still doesn’t work. They just shit on the tarp, or something lifts the tarp up despite being held down (either wind or the sea gulls themselves, the bastards). It is the most successful because it can work for a short time, I’ll give you that.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I realize the wind issue.

But if the gulls are lifting the the tarp to dump on the raft, then shoot the bastard-birds.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love the way sea gulls are portrayed in Finding Nemo

It fits perfectly with how I feel about them

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 13, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where in northern WI?

I’m sitting in my in-laws Door County lake house listening to the waves crash on the shore at this very moment. The kids & I spend most of the summer up here.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 12, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Near Iron River

Which is between Duluth and Ashland. Unfortunately we won’t be making it up this year though. My husband only gets 2 weeks off per year, and it was all used up for our wedding a couple months ago and on going to his friend’s wedding in Denver last month.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!! I’m going to by parents place in Baileys Harbor in a few weeks.

by txhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way!

We’re on Washington Island- ever come across?

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember those days

Hated missing ‘Island-time’ because either I used my vacation or was too low to rate coverage for the Fourth. At least all that was used for a happy reason.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It was that guy from Illinois that went to freaking New Mexico, right? Mike Locksley or something?


"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."

by Bucketochicken on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 AM CDT reply actions  

He was a Big Ten assistant who got a head coaching job, yeah.

But New Mexico is not a BCS school, so that’s not who I was thinking of.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

KOK

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never too early for Roy Orbison

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not why TRC has a long standing desire to see KOK go away

I personally think he gets more crap than he deserves, but that’s not why I was replying that way to TRC.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am actually a KOK defender (well, as much as one can be)

Somebody had to make the joke that was just sitting there.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dan McCarney?

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jul 12, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

If its Bert Bielema, I'm going to be very upset.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

The third Bielema brother is Bort

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

...

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love that episode.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

/takes ball, goes home


"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."

by Bucketochicken on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Willie Miklus could be a good get for Iowa wrestling

You have to love the line, “a big guy with little guy skills”. That means a lot of movement and action – something that Iowa tries to coach into kids anyway.

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 AM CDT reply actions  

I would be nice to get Miklus and/or some other guys at the upper weights.

197 is giving me an ulcer.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

You want some MacIntosh, don't you?

YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY MACINTOSH

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't need anybody Penn State has

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rambler is clearly a "Bicycle Race" guy

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

No. That's me

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

As much as Rambler has talked about his quick, failed marriage to Lycurgus,

I figured he just always listens to “Find Me Somebody to Love.”

When it’s wrestling season, perhaps “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” would be appropriate.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this

Are the US’s struggles a product of overcoaching? You could never coach Marta to do what she did. That’s a product of playing, of screwing around with the ball.

I think US kids need to play more, in every sport. Take the Chicago Bulls: When all else fails, get the ball to Rose and let him drop some streetball skills.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the Phil Jackson approach - at least until this season

When he had an aging team that finally imploded on him – he would let his team generally play its way out of slumps rather than ‘overcoach’. OTOH, the dude had talent in Chicago and LA over his career that few coaches in the modern era have had at their disposal.

I think you are right that you can overcoach the desire out of people (see Todd Lickliter) in trying to impose too much of a system formula to winning.

Kids in general need to play a LOT more without adult supervision IMHO. I was talking with a co-worker about this today; my daughter and son are here for their summer visit and she’s taking a soccer class this summer, he’s taking basketball. In his case, I’m making him take it because, well, he’s a lazy kid that would sit on his butt and do nothing all summer but play videogames and play on the computer (and he reads a lot too, which I don’t want to discourage) if I didn’t make him do something physical.

He likes to shoot baskets, so I really don’t care if he leans a lot of team basketball at this point as long as a) he’s off of his ass during the class and b) his shot improves. He’s not an athletic kid – neither was I at the same age (or now, I just run half marathons to stay in reasonable shape – I’m not a fast runner) – but he’s getting a little chubby at his mother’s house during the school year and she is in agreement that he needs to be outside more (of course, it would help if she would actually ENFORCE that herself, but that’s a different issue :-p).

My daughter has some athletic skills and, in fact, finished 2nd in Females 12 and under in a small 5K we ran together in this spring (we are running in another 5K together on Saturday). She loves to run, and wanted to try soccer, and is having a blast in this class, scoring two goals yesterday in her first day as a midfielder (she was the goalie the day before).

I’m on a tangent here, but hang with me if you’re reading this – LOL. My point is, when I was a kid in the early 70s, my friends and I would walk up to Perkins Elementary in Des Moines – which is a half block from the house I grew up in – and we’d play pickup basketball, or softball, or t-ball with whatever people we had on hand (soccer hadn’t really arrived as a thing for American kids to do… we did play some kill-em football padless when teens but not that much as no one really wanted to get hurt).

Did we have adults telling us to go play? Not really, except most of us had stay at home Moms that threw us out when we got too obnoxious in the summer. They knew we were at the field – my dad would do a pinkie whistle to let me know when it was time to come home for dinner – you could hear it from a half mile away – but the point the co-worker and I were discussing is we really don’t encourage kids to go off and play team games with loose rules anymore.

Kids have to be in leagues. They have to have practice. They have to have uniforms. Baby boomers such as myself are so paranoid from too much TV drama anymore that their kids will get snatched off the street if they go play with their friends unsupervised by adults. I don’t think the world is all that much meaner, personally, I think we’ve gotten way too paranoid, because there were child snatchers everywhere in the 60s and 70s as well. My GF remembers being a young girl in Sacramento and seeing a VW Bug – similar to the one Ted Bundy drove – stalking her one day as she walked home from school, and yeah, TB stalked people here in Sacramento. Freaks are everywhere.

I just think our kids would be better off if we threw them outside and made ‘em play. Lock up the videogames, turn off the TV, shut off the computers. There’s appropriate times for those things, but they shouldn’t dominate your life.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So much truth here

The sad part is, I look at my kids, and they don’t even have the opportunity to do this anymore. Growing up, if you were between a certain age (say 10-12, but obviously this was flexible), and lived within a couple of blocks, you could and would play with them even if you didn’t like them. You had to. Those were the people who were around, those were the kids who made up your teams. You learned to deal with winning and losing, being picked last, what to do when someone cheated, you learned these life lessons because you had to learn them to be part of the group.
If my kids want to get together with a friend, more often than not, we have to take them to a park or to someone’s house. Both the kids and parents no longer know every kid in the neighborhood because they aren’t just outside looking for something to do. The opportunity isn’t even there right now, we’ve taken it away from them

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just had a discussion with my sister

about how bad kids are babied today. My niece will be in the 3rd grade and when I suggested leaving her home alone for a few hours, holy crap. You’d have thought I said to drop her off in the projects. She seems to forget that when we were that age, we had to get on the bus, ride home and take care of ourselves for a few hours until Mom & Dad got home. Most of the kids in the neighborhood did that.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jul 12, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

3rd grade? Is that age 9?

That is a bit young to be home alone. At least where I come from.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not when I was growing up (same age as you)

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

Granted I was the youngest and had an older brother and sister (and by ‘older’ I mean they were 1 and 3 years older than me) that were also there, but by 2nd grade I was coming home by myself and basically taking care of myself. And by taking care of myself I mean either watching cartoons (Duck Tales, woo ooo) and/oror going out to play with my friends/neighbors until dinner and/or the street lights came on.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

My siblings were enough older than me, that they weren’t around much (7 and 10 years older).

I also remember the street light rule.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I walked MILES to school naked in the snow

Great discussion all. I didn’t know where to jump in on the tangent that I started yesterday, but lots of great comments. I’ve enjoyed reading them all. Carry on!

BTW, apparently I am now a walking embarrassment to my 9 year old daughter, who asked me, after talking to the soccer coach yesterday at summer school (who is also the basketball coach and was asking about my 11 year old son “sore foot” (he’s a reader that likes to shoot baskets but he doesn’t like to play team sports) and I told him to make him shoot baskets the rest of summer school even if he doesn’t want to play on the team), to “not walk me to soccer class.” Ah, girls.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

My daughters are 19 and 14. Some of the stuff you do will quit embarassing her when she’s about 17, some of the other stuff (i.e. – my casual clothes) quite possibly never.

by txhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought my job was to embarass them

if somebody is going to ruin their life, it should be family, right?

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

It keeps them off the pole

Daddy embarrassing them means he’s involved in their lives and they won’t have to spend their 20s chasing after men 30 years older than them to fill that void.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember meeting

and then becoming good friends with a kid who lived up the street who I didn’t really know – had just moved to Cedar Rapids a year or two before and the kid went to the Catholic schhools – because he happened to be walking by on the street one day when I was outside shooting hoops on the driveway basket. He asked if he could join, I said sure, we ended up playing one-on-one and became pretty good friends.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very good.

When I was about age 14, maybe 15, my family visited some relatives in a suburb of Philadelphia. We were at their house off and on for a good week (some days we went to New York or Wash DC, and maybe we spent a night or two in DC or Maryland, but most of the week we were at the relatives’ house).

I met a couple kids (who happened to be African American) down the block playing basketball. They were roughly my age, maybe a year or two younger. Playing basketball with them really helped pass the time. As I have said before, I am white and went to private schools all my life before college, so it was also nice to meet a couple of African-American kids that lived in a decent neighborhood, and just make friends.

Basically, what I’m saying is (in agreement with some comments above) it is very nice for the socialization of younger people to have a decent neighborhood where you can hang out and play sports.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The kids & I leave the northern 'burbs of Chicago for the summer

My daughter has never liked any sort of camp &, sadly I think, there isn’t anyone to play with because EVERYONE spends most of their days at camp. Thankfully, my husband grew up spending summers on a small island off the tip of Door County & doesn’t mind that I do the same with our kids. There’s a surprising number of kids here, we know all the families because my husband grew up with most of the parents & we can let them run free just like we did. I always joke that it’s still the 70s here- 1 mom & pop grocery store, no big box anything, no 24 hour anything, no fast food (tho the drive-in tries). They play hide & seek in the woods, started a ‘nature club’, swim every day, hunt cray fish, kayak, ride bikes, chase butterflies in the fields, etc… I am so thankful to have this as an alternative!

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm packing the van right now.

How do I get there?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Head northeast across Wisconsin to Green Bay

Follow the cherry trees thru the lovely but awfully touristy Door County & catch the car-ferry to Wasington Island before you drive into Lake Michigan/Green Bay- 35-40 min later you’ll be drinking a beer on ‘my’ rock beach (we don’t do sand here, too messy- it was weird at first but now I prefer it) & staring out at the lights of the UP or up at the stars. It is truly the land that time forgot.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

A college friend of mine

Has a cabin on an island near International Falls.

Heaven

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 2:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting a van pool. I want in on this.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just wait till I start talking about how you can see the northern lights

Or how we used to throw the keg in the back of the jeep so we could continue our buzz at the 4th of July fireworks. Or making up rules for Drunk Monopoly. Or how all the kids get free swimming lessons in July. Or the loft over the garage that we used to sleep in but now the kids use as their ‘secret’ clubhouse…

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

/drool

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

We haven't added kids to the mix yet

But we’re starting. Mostly for the last 7 years that I’ve been going to my husband’s family’s cabin (yeah, it’s a lake house, but they insist on calling it a cabin) has been with a whole bunch of friends and sounds pretty similar to your experience (minus the kids). Mom & pop grocery store (IPA, yup), local bars, jet skiing, tubing/water skiing/wake boarding on the ski boat, cruising on the pontoon listening to music (very nice to do at night where the Northern lights can possibly come out—otherwise watching a ton of shooting stars is always cool) lots of cribbage and poker betting, beer pong, night swimming, shooting fireworks, and the food. Oh the food. And booze. Lots of booze. It’s heavenly.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've been coming here since the summer I graduated from Iowa

Had been dating my now husband long-distance for a few months & he invited me to spend the Fourth up here with his friends. It was our 3rd date (seriously, the 3rd time I’d seen him in person), I flew to Chcago from KC, drove 4 hours plus the ferry ride with just him & walked into a cabin full of guys & girls sitting around drinking & playing Yahtzee. Party-central has become family-central & it still totally rocks. Happy you have a similar place to love- it really can’t be beat.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the parents who micromanage their lives

who then have to micromanage their kids so they don’t get in the way to fit them into the busy schedule (and who sickeningly almost brag about it), and who, truth be told, really only had kids because that’s what was expected of them.
And I believe it goes back to the era when an individual worker no longer made enough to support their family (due in part to companies/government realizing they could "capital"ize on the women’s liberation and new workforce that came out of the WWII days), creating a latchkey generation who learned to manage themselves at a young age.

Oversimplified? Yes, but this is a comment on a INPIYLTI post, so I’m not going into the whole dissertation.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lot of interesting points in all of these

Can’t wait to raise my kids in a society so overburdened with rich man’s problems. We’ve run out of things to legitimately complain about so we turn to protecting children from the scourge of peanut allergies and car seats older than the current year’s model.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife!

Her: Where’s your son.

Me: Outside. Maybe.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure there were more lurking child-snatchers back in the day.

Nowadays, I think they get released earlier, and we basically create zones where they have to live. (I’m not against this, I just think it tends to concentrate previous offenders in the same area in a town).

And, at least from my experience in Waterloo, there are just so many neighborhoods where you really don’t want your kids playing outside. Also, there are just less kids who do hang outside, so you don’t have as much “we’re protecting each other because we are a group” phenomenon.

Even the neighborhood I grew up in (and am living in now) has changed. In my childhood, there were probably 15 or 20 boys within 5 years of my age, all within 2 blocks. Now, I’m sure there are kids in this neighborhood, but not nearly a group like that. And, I think some people have moved in around here who are not as upstanding as back in the day (for instance, I know of a family that has had some rough issues in the past, and they nearly burned their house down within a couple years of moving here. Not impressive.)

I think there are a bunch of aspects that combine to make today’s kids play outside less. It isn’t just “babying by parents” or “video games.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are remembering your childhood through the lens of a child

There are not a higher percentage of any kind of deviants in our society, we’re just more aware of them from the NEWS NEWS NEWS fast break bullshit of “coming up next, child molesters and dog killers! Could it be in your neighborhood? Find out later!” Neighborhoods are really not much more or less safe (in general, specific areas obviously change), and I very much lament the death of the type of neighborhood you describe in your youth that was also like mine.

Without even knowing you, I am certain you grew up with some shitty neighbors like you described, you just weren’t aware of how shitty they were because you saw things differently as a child. As an example, remember how your parents’ friends were all-knowing and all-important and now you look around at your friends at the same age and you’re baffled by some of their life decisions and obvious errors? Remember when every adult must have been good at their job and now you realize 75% of people are horrible at their jobs?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I should re-phrase some of what I said.

First, I think there are more identifiable sex offenders out there, as compared to 35 or 30 years ago.

Next, at least in my neighborhood, I think the older generation of people are/were just better people than me and my friends are. I’m not friends with the people that nearly burned their house down, I’m just citing them as an example. And actually, on my block of the neighborhood, many of the people are the same as when I was growing up, they are just older and their kids have moved out.

Finally, I think some neighborhoods actually are less safe now than 20 or 30 years ago. I think mine might be slightly that way, and I know there are others that are definitely that way.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

In order:

I reject that there are more sex offenders. It’s like saying there’s more incest or any other kind of sexually unacceptable behavior. People have always been fucked up, we’re just more aware of it now and the few cases we find are blown into giant news balls.

Next paragraph: quit sounding like your parents. Each generation has certain ups and downs, but to say that an older generation is “better” is crazy. In particular, the baby boomer generation is incredibly selfish, greedy, and uncharitable in comparison to most other generations (including ours).

As I said, specific neighborhoods change. But I reject that neighborhoods in general are drastically more or less dangerous than they were 20-30 years ago. Parents are just too greatly influenced by the crush of sensationalistic media scares about the problems that have always been, and always will, be there in truly small numbers.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

From my vantage, I'm respectfully disagreeing with all of those points.

But I don’t live in California, so perhaps I’d feel differently if I did. Or perhaps I wouldn’t.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what California has to do with it?

I think we have some very different world views at times, and appreciate the debate, but that seemed like some weird kind of attack. If not, it won’t be the first time I’ve misunderstood a comment.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think your last two comments in the post just before my last reply,

about the older generation and neighborhoods, might be more true for California than Iowa.

And certainly, I can’t be the first person who’s ever thrown a slightly anti-California comment around near you?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Off topic, but I just heard yesterday

that someone is trying (introducing legislation for consideration, or something) to create the 51st state of the union in the form of South California, except somehow L.A. wouldn’t be part of the equation.
Weird. It’ll never happen (not right now, at least) but I thought it was a funny concept.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is rather bizarre.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I read about this. They want to combine the most conservative blocks in Southern Cali, that totals about 13 million people. Get this – the California legislature would have to give it’s ok. The governors office said if people want to live where there are very conservative right wing laws there’s a place for that – it’s called Arizona. But hey, I live in Texas where our governor pandered to a lot of his voting bloc about Texas secession, and now will likely run for president of the country he openly mocks. I will, however, refrain from calling him a fucking maroon because I’m way over the no politics line. Sorry Patrick – nothing more on this from me.

by txhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can start our own blog

complaining about Texas politics.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't just give me this one little thing

Always with the sarcasm.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You Pennsylvanians are going to send

me to an early grave

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a Pennsylvanian already?

If I’m a Pennsylvanian, you’re a Texan. I’m a Wisconsinite with a healthy dose of ethnic Iowan from the cornfed diaspora. Definitely not a Pennsylvanian.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you don't actively dislike

Pennsylvania the way I do West Texas

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 14, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is true, I actually like it here

But there are times when I still have culture shock and realize that these aren’t my people.

by PackerHawk on Jul 14, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

@Lycurgus

Re: your Texas politics blog.

You do remember the whining you got from HookTech and Peter Bean only days ago, right? Well, get ready for that times a million, by people who probably have plenty of guns, and questionable reading/interpretation skills.

One quick Texas question: is it true that they do now have laws against open containers?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That I don't know

I do know that it is illegal to ship alcohol to the state of Texas, which I think is weird

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the same in Illinois.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 14, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am not really going to start such

a blog. I don’t have enough invested in this place to care that much.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can start our own blog

complaining about Texas politics.

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in.

Houston sucks.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Perry has very pretty hair.

I think he should be able to campaign against Romney and John Edwards to see has the shiniest, prettiest hair.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 13, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn’t John Edwards on his way to the big house?

by txhawkeye on Jul 13, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think so

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't they just hire Hoke?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 13, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I see what you did there, McCann't.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a secesh

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even the people that live in LA don't likey it

LA sucks, unless you are rich enough to live in one of the nice oceanside communities.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Having lived in Sacramento for 4+ years now

Weather – great. Much more diverse than the Midwest, but there’s also a huge underclass here that leaves us with a pretty bad public school system. Its not a political comment I’m taking here, its reality. Gang banger culture is rampant, even in the suburbs. If I’m still here when my kids decide – IF they decide – to live with me as teens, they’ll be in private schools even if I have to eat catfood.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in Sac town about a month ago

The weather was perfect that day. The part of town I saw was okay, but it was the touristy part by the old railroad museum, and we spent all of about 4 hours there, then took a train and spent the other half of the day in San Fran. The next day the family and I set off on a road trip up the coast towards Seattle. Last time I was out on the coast I was about 4 (26 years ago), so it was really cool to see such a different place from Iowa.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Jul 13, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, except when a well-coached defensive team traps him...

…and he dribbles into a corner and can’t get out.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that's where he relies too much on streetball

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The gif! The gif!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Overcoaching.

There is actually a great discussion going on in US Soccer about this very issue.
We are trying to establish pro academies to counteract this very issue. Many MLS teams are establishing academies like they have in europe (England’s great teams have some really good academy setups). The idea is to develop soccer skills in an organized way that doesn’t leave kids playing YMCA plus local club teams plus regional teams plus their school teams (etc.- – practices AND games), the sum of which leaves no time for kids to just kick the ball around, and often burns out players to the point where they are never really “fit.”
Plus is allows players to really get to know their team and work toward a single coach’s style. Hopefully this will lead to teams that are more cohesive, allowing kids to really figure out their game, and possibly even help to establish a national soccer identity. [There’s the Spanish way, and the Italian form, and the English style, but USA doesn’t really have an identity other than “gritty.”]

A lot of high school and college teams are pushing against it because they’d lose their best players, but it’s something that’s important to the sport’s development and advancement in this country. The distance to MLS based cities is prohibitive, but Clint Dempsey used to be driven by his parents three hours (each way) across Texas, three times a week in the very early MLS days, so distance isn’t exactly an excuse.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had a lisa

way over priced
way cool though

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember reading about those in a book about Steve Jobs.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a functioning Lisa, though.

/we are talking about computers, right?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miklus?

Damn near killed us.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh you can mikl just about anything with nipples.

I have nipples Chazz, could you mikl me?

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Jul 12, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

On a personal note

My brother has been getting letters from Columbia and Cal Poly. I guess he is going to need to pick a coast. Hopefully both of those schools have basket weaving majors

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can assure you Cal Poly dropped the "technic" off of "polytechnic" for a reason.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am rooting for Columbia or Brown

Providence is a bad ass town

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which Cal Poly?

SLO is a great town, really one of the best in the country. Pomona is pretty much the epitome of things people hate about L.A.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

TELL HIM TO GO TO BROWN

He’ll be coached by three of the greatest minds in football!

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

He would go for wrestling, not football

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

This comment almost killed me from holding in the laughter

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh, careful with that knife there fella

Might put out an eye.

There's something about orange soda that is deeply satisfying.

by Loosemeatsammich on Jul 12, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. He's got some enviable tough choices.

Providence is a great student town, NYC is one of the greatest cities in the world… but as a transplanted Iowan – and keep in mind, Sacramento is nowhere near the coast, its in the middle of a flat, dusty, hotter than hell at times in the summer valley – but nice mild Med climate most of the time – the weather in SLO and the scenery would be hard to beat. If y’all grew up in Iowa, he would certainly be in for less big city culture shock there vs. the other choices. Finishing his degree from any of those three schools will open doors for him – just depends on what he wants to major in, and in that case, I’d pick the school that’s got the best department for those majors.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Columbia is filled to the brim

with trust fund kiddies who weekend in the Hamptons and do a lot of drugs.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

So it's not just Gossip Girl?

This also expalins the omg, like wow, discussion I overheard by some Main Line high school girls who will be on their way to Columbia in the fall. I think they were taking the train to Philly to catch a train to Manhattan that weekend. IT was like wtf, omg, this is the future of our country?

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately yes.

I’m already in curmudgeon status, let me tell you. Young people SUCK! :)

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is the fault of old people who suck.

Fair is fair.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my sister and I are going to try to influence him away from CA

If UNI, Iowa, or ISU offered him money I bet he would be there in a heart beat. For me, passing up a chance at the Ivy League would be tough, but his mind is on wrestling and coeds, perhaps both simultaneously.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

SLO is a special place. Not all California is like its stereotypes, you know.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

My sister is on the east coast and would like to see him wrestle. I like the Berkeley area quite a bit, but my own bias is for the east coast. Also, he won’t have to worry about Ivy League schools canceling wrestling like he might if he went to Cal Poly (I think they might be the only program left in California)

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stanford still has it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Berkeley is basically an island in a ghetto

East Bay is baddd and not in a funky fun way. its surrounded by urban blight, and you’re not that far from where you can hear gunfire at night in Oakland…

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

which is also not far from the gentrifying parts of Oakland or Alameda

or the moderately good parts of El Cerrito.

The sound of gunfire carries farther than the bad neighborhood boundaries in which it occurs. Just saying. Also, it’s not the sound of the gunfire that you need to worry about…

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My GF's best friend lives in El Cerrito

They paid 600K a decade ago for a two bedroom house damaged by the 89 quake. They’ve spent over a million fixing it up and expanding it to four bedrooms and a second bath for their kids (who attend private schools, I believe). Her husband is a trust fund kid. Anyway, in the neighborhood they live in, you have cars on blocks and people wandering the streets all times of the day and night who don’t belong in the neighborhood but are either looking to break into houses or sell drugs. And El Cerrito isn’t considered a bad hood by East Bay standards. But, what do I know, I’m a former Iowan who gets kind of uptight in big city situations.

There are some great suburbs in the Bay area – IF you can afford them.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 13, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sounds about right from talking to my friend out there

which is why I said “moderately good” because if you remove the people looking to break in or sell drugs it’s just cosmetic disturbances. People wandering around = vibrant community or hoodlums, depending on details. Cars on blocks? meh, could be rural parts of any state…

As far as affordability, the condo market for postdocs in Berkeley adjacent areas not far from BART stops got realllly affordable about 2 years ago.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think a bunch of adult people wandering around,

in the daytime on a weekday, is a vibrant community.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ped-mall would like a word with you.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I was just trying to go with something Chazz could relate to.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

In fairness, at least you could pretend that

some of those people are students.

Tough to do that in Oakland CA with gunfire in your ear.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially if they're screaming BRAINNNNNS

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 14, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a small panic attack walking down telegraph ave

I wasn’t used to that many people. My girlfriend at the time was from Berkeley. She pointed out a restaurant and told me they had the best salads. I asked what else they had and she didn’t understand. It was the first time I contemplated the idea of salad restaurant or even a whole meal of just salad. It was a good experience.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't think he has enough of an open mind for Berkeley quite yet

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was referring to my brother

Chazz and DJK could get an apartment in Berkeley as part of a reality tv show.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm as disagreeably right-wing as you would think I am,

Packer.

Certainly, I’m not as trusting as some people are. But I’m usually not rude about it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't AJ just have a much-commented post discussing why not to say things like this?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

“Brown” not “brown”

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know.

My joke was supposed to be that I was the racist for seeing a racist comment in “Brown football players”. Oh well, I agree it wasn’t that well played or even funny.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I already conceded. Must you rub it in, Mr. Meanie?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I actually laughed at all of it

so go to sleep tonight knowing you made a difference you two

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jul 12, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just hope there was at least one person

that realized Krusty made that face when interviewing George Meany

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Just for that, you don’t get to know what my license plate will be. Everybody else can, but not you.

/sticks out tongue and stomps off

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine!

I don’t even want to know what your stupid license plate says anyway, I was just saying that to be nice!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't tell you how much I want the whale tie Joe wears.

IT’S GOT LITTLE WHALES ON IT!

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought those were whale pants.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love him.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll never forget the sweet yellow overshirt he wore for the big upset over Alabama in '83.

He was like, “Yeah, I’m Joe Paterno and I can wear this because I’m Joe Paterno.”

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's easy for him

He was actually around when fashions started. And when they came back around. And will be when they come back again.

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Minds or

BRAAAAAAAAINS!?!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even in death, GeorgePa gets more women than you.

So both, maybe, I don’t know.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so: I'm faithfully married.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miklus and Clark are the two "must get" guys there, I think.

I’m also intrigued by Peters, DeVos, and Koethe, though. Not sure they could get Peters, DeVos, and Clark — or if it would even make sense, since they all likely project to 125/133 and that would be three guys for two spots. Koethe’s the guy who’s been DQ’d for illegal slams at the last two Iowa State Tournaments, but his explosiveness and aggression sound very enticing.

The biggest needs this year are probably at 125/133 (need to start grooming replacements for McD and Ramos) and at the upper weights. 197 is the weight with giant, flashing neon lights and blaring klaxons, of course.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

The '97 lber from Wartburg (Tate?) is transferring to UNI, correct?

I know there has been some talk of hoping to get the guy to Iowa, but that is a very slim chance

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

He was a mat tease

went to Okie State instead

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

The kid from JMU?

Really? He’s dead to me! Gorgeously drool worthy dead to me.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oops, GMU

Shows how closely I was paying attention. That’s okay, he’ll just learn how to stall and be lazy.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Byers, the transfer from George Mason, ended up going to Okie State instead.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never understood people who go by their middle name, but still give the first letter of the first name.

If you hate your first name so much, then just go by Boone. The T makes him seem like a one man tOSU, and that ain’t good y’all.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just elitist bullshit.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going by Boone doesn't seem very elitist.

Not saying it isn’t, but it ain’t exactly Winthorpe.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's what makes it great unintentional irony.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's creating an Oklahoma Old Money stratum.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

pathos

is way better
than irony

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jul 12, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Hayden Fry

Agrees.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shitballs.

How did I not know that Hayden Fry’s first name was John?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

How?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably didn't pay attention to that sort of thing when he was coach.

I was probably just dazzled by the awesomeness of the Hawkeyes.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 14, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the aviators, right?

Or was it the white pants?

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 14, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not entirely sure.

Whatever it was, it was definitely NOT the banana peel uniforms.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 14, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You didn't read

High Porch Picnic?

All my good friends at BHGP helpled pick this most awesome name!

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by Bloodpunch's Barbasol on Jul 15, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hadn't heard that he was going to UNI.

I certainly haven’t heard that there was any hope of him going to Iowa.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will stop traffiking in rumors

Just heard he might be going to UNI. He did really well at Midlands

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, rumors are fun and one way to pass the time the doldrums of summer.

It wouldn’t surprise me if he ended up at UNI. Schwab has them movin’ on up.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

The kid can compete at the D1 level. I can't imagine he doesn't have interest.

Schwab could do really well recruiting with this year’s senior class. There are a lot of good kids and Iowa can’t take them all and ISU is looking a little like a tire fire.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

It would not surprise me if UNI passed ISU as the #2 program in the state within a few years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

No need for rumors anymore.

It’s NCAA ’12 launch day. FOOTBALL IS HERE

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

That completely slipped my mind

Awesome

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

You mean, for the rest of who weren't cool enough to have it last weekend?

/still jealous

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if it's any consolation, I didn't own it and am currently without a copy.

I get to play rentals early since the wife manages the local video store. She has to preview all the movies/games before their release date so she’s got information about them for her customers. I had to take the game back yesterday.

Road to Glory improvements were fantastic. You know have the option of playing the HS regular season & playoffs to earn the points necessary to get to 5-star recruit levels. Took about 6 games to get to 5 stars as a RB. Was a 3-star LOLB after 10 games. Once I signed at Iowa it took another 6 weeks to crack the starting lineup. Loving it.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

The demo had a bunch of little hype videos with it and one of them was for Road to Glory, which looked great. I’ve never really bothered much with that mode, but it looked pretty intriguing this year.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I started a dynasty, but I was thrown by the recruiting.

I started as a DC, so I don’t know if I’m supposed to recruit for the team’s offensive needs, so I’m not sure how to use the time. It’s kind of annoying. It’s also tough to get excited about playing just defense.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Koethe can do a little growing up, he would be a great addition

He is certainly mean enough for Iowa

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he seems to have a mean streak, which you can't teach.

I’m sure Brands can teach him to stop doing anything that might get him DQ’d in a match.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also, I would totally call him The Kingkiller

There is a Trilogy of books called The Kingkiller Chronicles which follows the life of a character named Kvoethe, who is a supreme badass.

Also, Kingkiller is an amazing nickname for a man that likes to get DQ’d.

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

There is a story of a viking who was name baby-lover or child-lover

because he refused to impale babies on the ends of spears. Just thought I would throw that out there

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

love this

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy balls that's awesome!!

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 13, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, rocky just shot awesome sauce all over the interwebs.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have thought of naming a male child

Thorbjorn (Thor’s Bear). I think that would be a good wrestling name

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that. Your wife (real or fictional) will surely go right along. I’m thinking the veto rights will be between “Thorbjorn” and “Justin”. A lot of middle ground there.

by txhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I am resigned to the fact that this won't go anywhere.

Still, awesome name.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can just get a Baby Bjorn instead like everyone else

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

That baby doesn't look like an awesome bear though

It is all about what would be the most intimidating name for a wrestler

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

“Fucksaw” Lycurgus

by txhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is kind of scary, but also seems to imply some kind of

developmental problem

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Armbjar

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of bears...

I am a “bear”, and the Baby Bjorn looks ridiculously small on me. Nothing like the photo above or on the box. Comical, really.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

stop stealing our terms!

I don’t care if your gaybors gave it to you! (sarcasm font)

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you're going to try to set culture forward you're going to get us appropriating your language

pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpb

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stonewall Marino is better

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

What? Me? Him? Me? No.

I’m not into this. Whatever this is.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dan Marino is a pussy.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That seems completely uncalled for

Unless there are stories I’m not aware of, your Pitt hatred is just too far on one of the NFL greats.

Also, Kerry Collins retired. He told me at the tavern after buying about the 8th round for the entire bar “except for the colored staff”

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got kidnapped by a kicker

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dan Marino is a pussy.

The Penn State student section spent the entire third quarter of the 1982 game chanting “Marino sucks” over and over and he couldn’t respond. Because he is a pussy.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was probably busy

You know, playing the game and all.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 14, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I mean he couldn't respond on the field.

He was busy getting destroyed by Walker Lee Ashley and a cold wind.

You know, because he’s a pussy.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 14, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 15, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw an SBN story about Collins retiring

and literally thought to myself “He was in the NFL?”

Obviously I don’t pay attention to the pros. I actually thought he washed out and was a bust after college.

/the more you know star

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pussy Marino is an awesome name

for a G.L.O.W. wrestler.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and her finishing move

could be the fishy-canrana. Because Marino was a Dolphin of course, not because it would involve her jumping crotch first into her opponent’s face.

Also, isn’t there a “marital aid” called the Dolphin? There’s a joke in there somewhere. In other words, this is fertile pun territory, at least for a few days every month.

And I’m spent.

"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"

by IPeeBlackAndGold on Jul 12, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop that!

I don’t give a damn about your feelings on Pitt, but you will NOT besmirch the name of Dan Marino!

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 12, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Or I will find you and cut you!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree he was a puss.

Isotoner gloves? Really? In Miami?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fashion in Miami in the 80s can not be held against anybody at this point.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cocaine IS a hell of a drug.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh! Look it can be done.

Why don’t you two put everything else aside and remember times like this? You two crazy kids can make it together if you try. Don’t give up so easily. You really are meant for each other, I think it is clear to everyone but you at this point. We are all pulling for you to make it work.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already re-gifted the wedding present I got them

so I think it’s time they moved on.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing it was a pewter Austerlitz battle set

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I gave it away to a guy named Alex from the Czech Republic

who said he planned to dominate Nepoleon and le grande armee over and over and over.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

To bad. I already have the scale model of the battlefield setup

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Though you didn't acknowledge it

please tell me that the Alex reference wasn’t for naught.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

nyet

I know Frank and Alex need as much practice as possible

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be perfect if he wrestled at the same weight as The Sainted David Taylor and took him down.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

but refrained from doing the douchy head nod thing that Taylor always does

That is, except when he gets owned by Jenkins

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uh huh.

And if St. John did a head nod thing, it would be awesome Hawk swagger, right?

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, still dumb

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

By the way

The court said you owe me alimony. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because I’m so damn likeable.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am thoroughly enjoying this continuing saga

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

They frequently do that when one spouse is profoundly mentally impaired

and unable to sustain the lifestyle he became accustomed in the marriage on his own. I will gladly pay to keep you in the in the large block legos you like so much

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, darlin'.

I’ll also need 20,000 Joshua Chamberlain action figures.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

They don't have articulting limbs or move at all

They just stand stiff and stoic in the face on withering fire

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is the way the Amish do things

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am only paying you in Susan B. Anthony dollars

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Curious where the "grow up" comment comes from

Koethe is a tough kid. If you watch the illegal “slams” on youtube they could just as easily be called BS. He clearly elevated them and came down with them – there was no obvious slamming in the throws; both were judgement calls. In addition, both "injured wrestlers went on to wrestle in their next matches. Both times Koethe went on to take third place. If he were the “childish” type, I would expect him to cash in his chips once he was eliminated from the championship bracket.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am not going after the kid

I’ve just heard he has had a few disciplinary problems and more than a few people have told me he has some maturing to do (like most high school kids). I’m just saying that if gets over some of that he would be a good addition.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's also interesting that Hathaway doesn't seem to be considering Iowa at all.

Not often that happens with a stud kid from Iowa City West.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not considering or not offered?

It wasn’t clear from the piece I read earlier this week.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

He may have been offered, but not enough money

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

My reading of the article was that he's just not intersted in Iowa.

Which aligns with some other rumors I’ve heard, too.

It happens, I guess.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

By "piece" I meant tweet...

I didn’t read the article now that I think about it

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where did he transfer in from?

That might have something to do with it, maybe

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm not sure of that.

That could certainly have an impact, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did he really transfer, or is this a joke about West High's recruiting?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he and his brother left the state at one point and then came back to West

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dantonio?

Last assistant to get a BCS job? Or does it not count because he’s in the same conference?

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

No, I omitted guys who got the job because their predecessors died or disgraced, but not guys who were head coaches-in-waiting.

I was thinking Bielema, but a little research shows that Hope was two years after him, so I guess he’s the most recent example.

I couldn’t find who was the last Big Ten assistant to go directly from assistant coach to head coach without making a brief stop in the head-coach-in-waiting ranks. The last one I can think of is Bill Snyder, but it seems unlikely there wasn’t someone else after him.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't Ron English (or something like that)

go from Michigan DC to either Virginia or K State?

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you are confusing him with Ron Prince.

Ron English went from Michigan DC, to Louisville DC, to Eastern Mich head coach.

Ron Prince was an assistant at Virginia before being head coach at K State for awhile (and then Snyder came back after they fired Prince).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I believe English was hired for a day as the Bears DC or something like that. I just remember him being hired for a higher-profile position then something happening.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 12, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope.

He made a head coach-to-head coach move when he went from Cincinnati to Michigan State.

He did make a coordinator-to-head coach move when he went from Ohio State to Cincinnati, but technically Cincy was in C-USA when he did that, so not an actual hiring by a BCS school.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it more recent than Schembechler?

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

1995

D-LIne coach at WI in 94, then ISU in 95

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Shut yo mouth.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's a complicated man.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Beating up Ohio State guys makes me like Minnesota more.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

But he didn't beat him up.

He kneed him in the balls like a giant sissy. Come on.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry he didn't follow Duchess of Queensbury rules like a proper gentleman.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also...

Sundays seems to be Sleeveless Sunday in Minnesota. Can anyone confirm this?

I understand going sleeveless on a trip to the hardware store, but cover your pelt when you take the family out to eat.

Amiright!?!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't say I've noticed too many people going around sans sleeves in Minneapolis on Sundays.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must be an Owatonna thing

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard that going sleeveless is best

for purifying oneself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jul 12, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

My concern is the use of the word "pelt".

I highly doubt anyone with what can be referred to as a pelt should go sleeveless regardless the day of the week.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hairy and proud

But I would not subject others to contact with my chest ’fro.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is all I ask.

Both that you be hairy and proud and where a shirt. I like a man w/ hair on his chest, don’t get me wrong. It is the shoulders, back and ass that frighten me.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blecch. I now regret having a delicious sandwich while reading this.

by txhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZING!!!!

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 13, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh. It's ALL over, CW

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I've played basketball against you

and hated every second of it.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

On the plus side...

No murders or sex crimes out of me. Too much hairy DNA.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

I was in full support of your hairy chest. If I implied it is your hairy shoulders, back and ass that frighten me. That was not my intent. For I know nothing of these things.

BTW, I feel I need to follow you on the twitters but I don’t know who you are. Your comments make me giggle.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I follow PackerHawk and Ramber

I use my real name. 5 Schrute bucks if you can figure it out.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

A hint, then.

I’m hairy. Hairy like a bear.

Not that kind of bear, PackerHawk.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured it out!

Do I qualify for the Schrute Bucks? I think I’d rather get Spaceballs Merchandise!

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

You do qualify

We also offer pube checks.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, why so restrained?

You should totally rock the wife-beater with gold chain.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgive me? Is your dad from India?

If so, I conceed the match.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dudes like that make me look smooth

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worse.

He’s from India, but we’re Persian in ethnicity. Thank God my mother’s Czech/German/Irish genetics took to me.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except my eyebrows.

I have two black caterpillars on my face.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are just less likely to get cold in winter

Fur is a blessing

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

If you are at a restaurant, please wear an actual T-shirt.

I sort of understand the idea of going with the tank top at the beach, the ballpark, or golfing. But people need to be too classy at eating houses, bars, stores, and other public places.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And a t-shirt strikes you as "classy"?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than a tank-top.

And I’m talking any restaurant. Even fast food places.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

But the line where a t-shirt in a restaurant is appropriate is much lower than most people seem to realize

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, a nice restaurant, yes, wear a collared shirt at least.

But I think a t-shirt is fine for Chili’s, Applebees, and most chain restaurants.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Corona tee is always classy, you guys

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

@DadBoner?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. Watch your peener.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think it was possible for you at like Minnesota

at all

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, going from "zero" to "one" on the likeability scale is liking them "more," right?

Baby steps.

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by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm well down into the negative numbers on Minnesota...

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youtube comments say that's Dave Winfield stomping on the downed guy's head

Interesting.

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by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard about Winfield's personality,

that is highly possible.

Despite his media appearances that make him seem likeable, I’ve heard Winfield is a bit of a douche.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I'd forgotten how silly basketball unis used to look

Although the long “shorts” some wear now are kind of ridiculous. But the tighty shorty shorts make all these gangy skinny guys look even more so (but you also think they didn’t have the S&C programs kids have these days – some players are really buff now).

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always wondered about the desire to change the shorts.

What would make you want to change something like that? Worried your lack of package will show? Perhaps a bit homophobic?

I don’t have a problem with longer shorts, but I think Fort Dallas Lauderdale’s gauchos are a bit excessive.

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by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Honestly, I would think that the looser uniforms of today are simply more comfortable. OTOH, the looser unis do make it easier to grab someone and slow them down without necessarily getting caught fouling them.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is outstanding!!!!

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG that's sooooo surprising that they have that shirt

Maybe he saw it before he spouted his opinion of the ped mall

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know nothing of this Raygun other than the link and this shirt

but they appear to be supplying the insufferable hipsterdom of my neighborhood.

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by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's still there

Iowa City is never short on people who want some gypsy clothing.

by mikjones24 on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I actually found a nice LL Bean button down dress white shirt there

< $ 5. Wear it to work all the time.

I actually think the store has improved since the 80s.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's basically like goodwill

except for-profit and lacking old-people clothes

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by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea bro

I mean they’re in Scheels now and I heard they’ve been playing post Yankee hotel wilco in the store. So sad.

/jkitotallyownraygunshirts
/timeandplaceforeverything

I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.

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by sailorjerry on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Damn Californians and all their sueing.

I like their tour of Iowa shirts, of whatever it is called.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, they don't sue as much as you think out here

It gets expensive – fast. Instead, we just pass ridiculous propositions that we can’t pay for.

/calfornia’ed

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're perpetuating the stupid MuscaVegas nickname.

A nickname that makes no god damn sense. I think we considered a onesie for La Nina, but I don’t remember which it was.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

What happens in Muscatine, stays in Muscatine

because no one who speaks english was there to see it.

Sorry about this joke, but it was making my brain itch

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I drove to Muscatine once - after drinking 3 pitches of Long Island Iced Tea

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably made things more exciting

Did you visit the old button factory?

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those parks are nice

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone from that area talks about how nice they are

Because apparently, nothing else is. I visited my buddy who used to work at Hon once. It wasn’t too bad. I mean, I’d never LIVE there. NEVER. Like, I’d rather move to Minnesota never.

by mikjones24 on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is an all right small river town

but I wouldn’t want to live there either

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

Parents are from there and they feel the same way.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's definitely a small river town.

And even if there isn’t much here, I’d much rather live in Muscatine than the Quad Cities. The next move is probably the Iowa City area.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I grew up in the Quad Cities and would rather live there

but not by much. I would take the schools in Bettendorf over Muscatine, but you can’t beat those melons.

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Poutin and Muscatine

I wonder if you are completely without culture

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Much rather live in the QC

Although last time I drove around Davenport everything looked like the West End. And Bettendorf started looking like Davenport. Basically, the whole area is going to shit.

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by C.I.owA on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

And don't forget that you have RI and Moline dragging it down

There’s nothing across from Muscatine, which is an improvement over the IL side of the QC.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Muscatine has all of Louisa to drag it down

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Louisa county

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that's on the south end and everyone has already given up on that part of Muscatine.

The only thing worthwhile on the south side of town is Cheri Top and Hoopes’ Melon Shed.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

When I get back to Iowa (sometime in the future)

I won’t live in Muscatine or the Quad Cities. So, I generally agree with you

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

God smited that place.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5362815

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

My brother and sister-in-law lived there

they were pretty happy to get away from it

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

National complex of the year in '03.

Still pissed that they took the state tournament to Des Moines.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

And there are 8 fields.

The complex was built for big tournaments. I’m fairly certain the DSM complex has just 3 fields. It’s got to be an absolute mess.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

A couple years ago,

Des Moines area was using multiple sites for the boys’ tourney (maybe SE Polk, Urbandale, and maybe one of the Des Moines schools?) One reason they did that, I believe, was to utilize places that had field turf. Of course, it also meant having enough ticket-takers and officials to run 3 sites.

This year? Back to Cownie Park, and I heard none of the fields there were particularly nice.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

But at least the Des Moines teams don't have to drive 2.5 hours! (boohoo)

And I’m sure travel time/costs are really what drove the decision.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But western Iowa schools can eat it. They don’t want to travel, then join Nebraska’s tournament.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm actually thinking it's more like Central Iowa schools not wanting to go anywhere

since they probably have a ton more sway in the grand scheme of things. They may say it’s for W IA, but it’s really probably more about Valley, Udale, Ankeny, Dowling, etc.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Quite possible.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably.

I understand the reasoning for centralizing the tournament, but I still think it’s stupid. The complex in town is phenomenal and it just goes to waste. Dowling, UDale and co can suck it. Iowa City West is the best soccer program in the state and they make the trip.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

At least they still have regional tournaments. There were several teams at the hotel where my family had a block of rooms for the reunion. Big tournament that weekend.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

We used to get them back in swimming

Boys swim title was held at the Fieldhouse for the longest time. But has now been moved to Marshalltown for some inexplicable reason.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marshalltown?????

WTF?


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by Bucketochicken on Jul 12, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been held in the Marshalltown YMCA for a number of years

The reasons defy explanation.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am from the Mtown area

and remember when the new Y was built. It was an outstanding facility when it first went up and probably is still very nice. At the time I think it was one of the nicest places that had a very modern built in timing system. Though i’m sure there are other places in Iowa that have the same or much better setup.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 12, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

When was the Y built?

Because I swam for at a meet in Mtown before the state meet was held there and the pool sucked. The temperature was at least 5 degrees too warm (and anyone who has swum competitively knows what hell a too-warm pool is). If it’s the same place, then it makes no sense whatsoever to have the meet there.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may be wrong on this

but i think it was built right around 2000, maybe a few years earlier.. I really don’t know anything about competitive swimming and the available venues in Iowa but that pool looked nice.

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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's alright.

The YMCA Regional was held there when I was coaching (around 2001).
I think the pool was too warm then, too, but don’t remember for sure.

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-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Girls HS soccer tourney is still there.

/Wait, Sunday didn’t spark a huge movement of high interest in womens’ soccer?

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

When I was in HS I would keep score at the girls' games.

I broke my leg in my first game that season, so I couldn’t work and our AD let me keep score so that I could pocket some money. It was awful. Even watching the WWC is torturous.

I’ll admit to being an asshole if it seems that way, but I don’t understand how the best teams in the world can look like utter garbage at the World Cup. I can hardly stand to watch it, but was glad that I forced myself to do so on Sunday. That was thrilling.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how the best teams in the world can look like utter garbage at the World Cup.

That’s kind of how I feel about men’s world cup.

I have mixed feelings on the ladies’ game from Sunday. Part of me wants to say “nice work” and not be a chauvinist. But part of me thinks that the game got waaaaaay overhyped, that the USA should never have been in such a vulnerable position, and that Abby Wambach looks like a dude. Also, yesterday, some idiot from Seattle was subbing for Jim Rome on the radio, and did a 5-minute bit that was a fake interview with Hope Solo’s father, Han. (yes, they did a fake interview with a bunch of Harrison Ford soundbites from Star Wars).

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't WC soccer actually worse than league soccer?

I think I remember the soccer fans talking about how the best players, when thrown together for a short while, do not the best teams make.

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

League soccer can be hit-and-miss, also.

Sometimes, a couple of teams can struggle to score for a whole game. Other times, if a team is really on a roll, they can put up 3 or 4 goals in a half.

I guess the same can happen in world cup competition, but it seems less frequent?

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Struggling to score =/= bad soccer

As others have said in the past. Soccer scores seem miserable because they allow ties and the goals only count for one point. Plenty of football games end 14-0 and people don’t bitch, but if a soccer game ends 2-0, people aren’t satisfied.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not scoring is different than no offense

I think people bitch about football or soccer when a team isn’t even mobilizing a scoring offense. A lot of shots on goal (or trips to the red zone) is exciting, while struggling to pass midfield is not. I’m happy with a shutout when the play is competent.

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by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But, usually, more scoring opportunities means more goals, unless you have severely incompetent strikers/forwards/midfielders.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or really, really good defense

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even just one really good player at the back.

Hell a high level keeper can be enough to maintain a clean sheet. Combine a high level keeper with a quality sweeper and goals will be hard to come by for most offenses.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

And I definitely understand why American football is “easier” to score in, because they actually have to drag you down before you cross the goal-line.

But, there are other sports that, to me, seem more exciting than soccer. I think a medium-to-higher scoring baseball game is more exciting. I think a college wrestling match with two guys actually trying to score points is more exciting. I think most basketball games are more exciting.

Like I’ve said, I’m making an effort to learn about soccer, but I’ll probably never get to the point of appreciating it as much as those who are fans of futbol from the get-go.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, this.

There are certain keepers who, much like in hockey, can make a shabby defense seem impenetrable. The “oohs” and “aahs” I’ve heard the likes of Scmeichel, Van der Sar or even Friedel generate when at the top of their game can match the best offensive fireworks out there.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, but those guys are few and far between.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

How are truly breathtaking athletes

common in any sport?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm saying that

low-scoring or un-exciting soccer is not just because there are awesome goal-keepers all over the place.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of your gripe is cultural (for the many who feel the same as you0e

How many 1-0 baseball games should just be called “nap time”?
But very few complain about the often boring games played by the boys of summer.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree that many baseball games are boring.

But, they play nearly every day, (maybe one or two days off per week).

Soccer “only” plays 2 or maybe 3 times a week. I’m sure it is still very physically challenging to do so. But I do expect more pace than I often see. And I don’t think I’m being a dick for having that expectation.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Come on

that’s not even a comparison.

Prince Fielder can play baseball professionally. He wouldn’t last for a full game of futbol.
Baseball has even less physical action than american football does. Soccer requires emense athleticism.

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-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's kind of what I'm saying.

Shouldn’t soccer players be expected to be fairly quick, able to be aggressive, and possibly more exciting?

/as an obese man myself, I think Prince Fielder is just a fat jerk. I liked his dad better, because at least Cecil Fielder looked like he had fun at times.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

And it’s not like he was a gambling addict who wasted away his money and abandoned his family. But hey! He looked like he was having a great time doing it! And he absolutely hasn’t tried to get back in Prince’s life since he hit the big time.

Not sure where the jerk impression comes from, heaven forbid athletes look serious. Besides, Prince has a ton of fun, but I’m not sure how much Brewers baseball/highlights you watch.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Admittedly, not a ton.

But the next time I see Prince smile will be the first.

Don’t tell me Prince isn’t a jerk, he has gone to the opposing team’s locker room to start a ruckus before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-RwPDkNjRk

But, maybe Cecil was a bigger jerk than I can recall, as well.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

one incident of being stupid does not a jerk make

OMG! he made a mistake! Noooo

Also, I guess you didn’t watch any of the home run derby or all-star game last night if you missed him smiling.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched only parts of each of those.

And I did just find some pics of him smiling at these events on a google image search. So I’ll admit my wrongness on that.

But Fielder has also had outbursts for teammates, he jumped out of the dugout in mid-inning in a spring game over something that really didn’t involve him, and his own team doesn’t seem to want to sign him to big money for the long term. He may not be a monster, but he seems to have too quick a fuse for my liking.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, he might be a little hot headed, and I'm a homer

But the money thing has nothing to do with wanting to keep him and everything to do with not being able to get into the kind of money a major market team in need of a left handed power hitter will throw at him. It’s just not realistic to expect a team from one of the smallest professional markets to be able to spend for him.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's fine,

but why did he end up signing a one-year deal with them then?

If he ever puts up a good enough season to get long-term big money from them, he could get it from somewhere that he can get better endorsements in, right?

Then again, the Dodgers and Mets may not be big spenders soon, so my theory may not be water-tight.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 5:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, but you might be a dick for not paying attention

To my mind, soccer (as well as hockey) is the most physically exhausting sport, you are literally always in motion, running up and down the field (except for goalies). At least in hockey you get line changes whereas in soccer you’re out there for 90+ minutes in constant motion. Compare that to baseball where you spend nearly 50% of the game sitting on your ass and the other half standing around on defense.

You seem to mistake a common American assumption that an incredibly brief flurry of action is >>>>>>>> constant motion.

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by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, to be fair, in soccer...

…not every player is always exerting a ton of energy

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to say wrestling is the most

exhausting.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say tennis and wrestling by far.

Soccer somewhere near the top. Football and baseball lagging way behind.

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by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And from personal experience...

…being in the pack in rugby. Backs get a lot more stand around time, but forwards have short bursts of intense energy separated by medium-length stretches of aerobic exertion.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

tennis is surprisingly physical (I competed at state in high school), but swimming and wrestling exert your entire body without giving you the chance to breath properly, and soccer is just rediculously physical, especially for forwards and midfielders, and lasts WAY longer than wrestling or swimming (not knocking those two, just saying it’s a different type of strenuous exertion, which are also killer).

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

definitely

It might not look like it to those who have only watched it on its highest levels, but you are using soooo many muscles at high exertion… it’s nuts.

It’s almost like trying to run a 4 minute mile, but you’re also using your arms and trunk and other body parts a whole lot more.

Trying wrestling 3 matches in a day sometime. yikes

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I was in high school I had this

argument with a guy who was advocating for swimming being the toughest. My argument was the following: if you get in the pool the nation’s best distance swimmer and compete against him he will probably beat you by a large margin and you will be tired when you finish. If you step on a mat with the nation’s best wrestler, first, he will take it as a personal insult and seek retribution. You probably aren’t walking off that mat under your own power. Wrestling is physical and mean in a way that most other sports are not. Also, unless you are the best, you don’t have the abililty to control your own rate of exertion like you might in tennis.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

awesome

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am a soccer fanatic and played for years

but nothing kicked my ass the way wrestling did. There were muscles that ached after matches that I didn’t even know I had.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 13, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If your son wants to be an athlete, encourage him to join some any old athletic team. If your son wants to be a man, tell him to wrestle.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 14, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

But very few complain about the often boring games played by the boys of summer.

I do.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 13, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Or, at least I would if I actually watched baseball. But since I actually want to be entertained if I’m going to watch tv for 2 hours, I choose not to.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the best players, when thrown together for a short while, do not the best teams make"

Argentina at the Copa America is nodding their collective heads.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 12, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand someone not being enthralled by the World Cup, regardless of gender.

But the sloppiness I’ve seen in the WWC is outstanding. That own goal by Brazil on Sunday was AWFUL. That’s something that would happen at the local Y game. Clearance by some of the US women is stupid bad. At one point a mid fielder just gave the ball away with a teammate just 3 feet from her. It’s really really poor.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I thought the USA women were pretty piss-poor passers.

Of course, anyone that wants to argue with me will just cite that miracle kick-and-header that tied up the game, and tell me “that was a pretty good pass /snark.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, it was

that cross was simply beautiful

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plus

I think I’ve developed a little crush on Megan Rapinoe

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

She is pretty and a wee bit cocky, which I like.

Of course, between her being famous and purportedly a lesbian, I think my chances are slim.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't know about the second thing

which really throws up a roadblock.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or a cherry on top. Giggity

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same, Goon,

but like JerkPoster, I have also heard Rapinoe likes the ladies. In fact, there have been internet rumors that she and Abby Wambach dated/are dating?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You’ve got Google too!

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 13, 2011 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hope they are dating, but I don't see how that would affect your crush on her.

Because, I mean, if your crush is based on the chance that she would consider you a possible date, I’d think there’s a better chance that gay Megan Rapinoe experiments with a guy than a straight one dates Waterloo Chazz.

You have some really antiquated and weird thoughts.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a bit harsh, dude.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it is false, just a bit harsh.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that too after a google search

And, even if she wasn’t gay, she probably would go that way after meeting me.

/because I am so terrible I turn women off men.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

by the way, just got the truth

randomly just happened to talk to a law school friend who is good friends with rapinoe and went to undergrad with her.

She confirmed that, like me, Meghan Rapinoe likes the female athletes.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was just a college thing

/kidding

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the other hand, what martha did flippin the ball twice is amazing

and hope solo is really fucking good

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That flip over both defenders was cute

But its success was stupid. Why the hell were two defenders standing within 6 inches of Marta? They know what she’s capable of, why give her the opportunity to do that to you? That kind of boneheadedness is the stuff that frustrated me while watching the game.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh. i'm sure you'd do better

I mean, I have no doubt there were plenty of mistakes made by both sides, probably within a normal range of elite sports teams. And you certainly know waaaay more about soccer than me. It just reminds me of the all people who rip on the sports I do know about, while sitting at home. to me it seems you might have too high of expectations. It’s not like men sports haven’t made ridiculous mistakes, too.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a terrible soccer defender.

Which is why I never crossed the half line.

I know that it’s a stupid rant, and I probably do sound like a bit of a pig bitching about how bad the girls are at sports, but it’s just frustrating. The USWNT is the best women’s soccer team on the planet and yet they look terrible a lot of the time.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The level of competition may not yet be sufficient to

require a higher level of play.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 12, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I feel like if you are representing an entire nation of athletes like the USA, you should probably look competent-to-good most of the time.

At the same time, I’m not sure we can close the book of judgment on this ladies’ team. They lost to Sweden (who I think was supposed to be pretty good) and narrowly defeated Brazil (who was also supposed to be pretty good).

If they go out and get trounced by France, then we can be comfortable in calling them over-rated. But maybe not right now.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is Jim Rome talking for you.

USA came into this ranked No. 1, Brazil 3, Sweden 5, France 7. If Djokovic lost to Nedal and Any Murray but barely beat Federer, would you consider him overrated? No. they’ve earned their number one ranking.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they if they lose, they don't have the cup.

I’d still call them somewhat over-rated.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

How? You don't understand "small sample size"?

I mean, just watching warm-ups (i’m on dvr) Hope Solo has a hurt hamstring. If she is a fraction slow and allows a goal and they lose… that one incident makes them overrated? That’s ridiculous.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think she's OK.

She hasn’t looked gimpy or slow.

But yes, if the USA loses to the 7th ranked team, and they already lost to 5th ranked Sweden earlier in the tournament, then they were at least a bit over-rated.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

In other news

Chazz’s March Madness bracket is all chalk

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is fairly rare that I don't

have 2 or 3 #1 seeds in the final four, and I usually pick a #1 seed to win the whole thing.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spain lost to USA at the Confed Cup, so they're overrated.

How’d that work out?

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they looked pretty shitty at times in that WC

but managed to win.

And plenty of other allegedly good teams got knocked off (Germany, Italy?)

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously Chazz?

Winning the WC (and every other championship that year) is less valuable because the “looked pretty shitty at times”? I pity your poor children that will have to live up to the horribly high standards you enforce on others.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 14, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talking sports isn

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 15, 2011 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let me try this again,

talking sports isn’t really enforcing high standards. I’m just saying that certain sports performances don’t blow my hair back.

I’d like to think I’d be pretty supportive of my kids, if I ever have any.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 15, 2011 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

The problem is people are still actually listening when Chazz talks about soccer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 13, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He speaks with such authority and confidence

that is what has drawn me in

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

and why so many conse… ahh nevermind

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to historians, modern dance has two main birthplaces: Europe (Germany specifically) and the United States of America.

Although it evolves as a concert dance form, it has no direct roots in any ballet companies, schools or artists. Modern dance emerges as a consequence of its time, alone and outside any academic institution.

Some key figures (mostly in the 1900s, but some in the 1800s) include: Francois Delsarte, Émile Jaques-Dalcroze, Rudolph Laban, Mary Wigman, Loie Fuller, Isadora Duncan, Ruth Saint Denis, Ted Shawn, Doris Humphrey, Jose Limon, Alvin Alley, Alwin Nikolais, and of course Martha Graham.

And I definitely ripped all this off from:
http://www.contemporary-dance.org/modern-dance-history.html

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Thanks for being so dismissive.

As I’ve said, I’m trying to like soccer, but I’m not going just nod in agreement when everybody acts like it is the greatest thing in the world. Unless there are Brazilians with knives around.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

what about

Brazilian girls with brazilians?

Like whatever you like. Fly your flag!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just make sure they're ladies, dude.

And not lady-dudes.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one's asking you to think it's the greatest thing ever.

The fact that you’ve been watching it and still say things like this:

Soccer "only" plays 2 or maybe 3 times a week. I’m sure it is still very physically challenging to do so. But I do expect more pace than I often see.

Makes me think it’s not for you and never will be.

So forgive me for not eagerly awaiting your next thoughts on soccer.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 13, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably part of my angst,

is that the USA men haven’t been real good in my lifetime. Maybe I’d be a little more positive if we ever won anything, or if we just played some really exciting (moderately high-scoring) soccer for a few games in a row.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 5:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Um, they HAVE been really good lately

Not ranked #1 or anything, but Top 10 and winning your WC group is very good. I guess this is part of us thinking anything less than the last team standing is always terrible. Look at LeBron! Haha! He lost in The Finals!

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 14, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't need the USA to win the Cup,

but I also don’t want to see them barely beat Algeria, tie an English team had its head completely up its butt, and then lose to Ghana, and have people tell me how good we really are.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would say the problem is

people are talking about soccer

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 14, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Totally pointless aside:

I had the luck to have attended the WWC game between the USA & Nigeria at Soldier Field (pre-renovation, thank God) in 1999. The US & China were the undisputed heavyweights of the sport at the time and the game was expected to be a rout. Nigeria stunned the entire crowd by scoring only 2 minutes into the game and their small but vocal contingent went crazy while the 66K+ went totally silent. It was the first time the US had faced a deficit during the entire tournament. The US responded by scoring 2 goals in 58 seconds and by halftime led 6-1. The final score was 7-1 and it was a blast.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was at the WWC cup quarterfinals game versus Germany in 1999

It was held at FedEx (Redskins) Field. Place was packed. U.S. was actually down at half due to an own goal. People in the crowd were a little nervous at half-time, but just barely so. The U.S. came roaring back in the 2nd half.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm waffling on that sentiment.

Sometimes, I think she looks pretty hot. But sometimes, I wonder about her personality (she did piss off pretty much her whole team a few years back).

Then, I see a pics like these and think she’s cute again.

That last pic really makes me think she has stronger arms than me. Not that that’s a deal-breaker, or anything.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

She is a lovely woman.

At first I was like damn, Gina! I would love to have her arms but they are a bit much for me. Don’t get me wrong if I could take a pill and have her arms I wouldn’t turn it down. Unless said pill gave me penis or something like that then I would probably turn it down.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Truth?

Having a penis is fun.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 12, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

With pride.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

With panache

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

With a sinking feeling

that I now need to over-compensate?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where's your swagger Chazz?

"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)

by BStylin Hawkye on Jul 13, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Their like divining rods

for boobs.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 13, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always hate reading what I've drunkenly posted from the previous night.

They’re not their. Fuck.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 14, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's get this straight here and now

Mine was not meant as a disparaging comment about the penis. I am a fan of the penis. If there was a fan club I would probably be a member, it would depend on the dues of course.

I just don’t want one of my own, I like to borrow one occasionally but I think it would be strange at this stage in my life to have one and I agree w/ The Captain that I don’t know how you do it. Be proud and panacheful. I don’t want anyone to feel the need to buy a Corvette.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 13, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I agree. I'm not disparaging either

It would just be uncomfortable. Considering it’s extremely irritating if I can just feel a stray hair from my head has made its way down somewhere on my body and is flailing about (kind of feels like running into a spiderweb), I can’t imagaine what that feel like to have an extra appendage dangling between my legs.

Also, I was quoting a line from Seinfeld in my comment.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's why they make underwear

It helps with the dangling. Besides, it’s not the dangling of the penis that causes the most issues in terms of comfort, it’s the twins below it.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

The pointing in junior high was quite the issue, though.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just put a book in front of it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find it comes in handy

when you have been standing in line for a long time and need something to lean on

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I need something with lots of “leg” room

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back problems, lots of lower back problems

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jul 13, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lean on me

Bill Withers was actually singing about his penis.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't want to be the friend that had to swallow his pride

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 14, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would imagine that breasts get in the way more

often than a penis

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know they're always causing me to run into things

and trip all over myself

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just had a sad thought

it is possible that, in my life, I have seen as many or more penises than sets of boobs. In person, that is.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen more boobs than penises,

even if I count them in sets. Does that make you feel better?

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 13, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was starting to think I'd seen more penises than boobs after counting up which of my friend's boobs I've seen

and started to feel all slutty, but then remembered public shower situations in gym or camp. Whew. Crisis averted.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is really where I get all of my

penis numbers. Also, for whatever reason guys on my high school football and baseball teams were always whipping it out on the field, bus, parking lot, etc.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have also seen penises that way

Good friends in late elementary (like 5th/6th grade) and middle liked to whip it out too. What’s up with that? Just curiosity and the proverbial dick measuring? It’s not like girls whip out their boobs to show off. We wear tight fitting and/or low cut tops to do that.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jul 13, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a super popular guy in school

who used to whip it out in gym class and all the girls would just flock over to see it. I remember wondering how fast I would be in the office if I tried to do that.

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

For whatever reason?

I’m surprised nowadays we don’t call teenagers mentally disturbed and fill them up with drugs.

"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter

by ReadingRambler on Jul 13, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was just a thing they did

I never really understood

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That depends.

Can you elaborate on the boobs?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 13, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahhh, sports and a society with a strange aversion to the human body

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I definitely have

Even without locker rooms in the equation. Although the womens love to show us their boobs, so it’s close in the non-locker room tabulation.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

and because of the locker room factor

most of mine are over the age of 70, when men decide to subject everyone to the depredations of time

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 13, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

sucks to be you!

/kidding

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 13, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with both of you

& I like boxers on my man but I still don’t understand how they’re comfortable. Which really makes no sense, I guess. The men can have their penises, etc., so long as mine shares with me.

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by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 13, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh huh huh

you said “member”

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd let her manage my California Pizza Kitchen anytime.

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 13, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Solo's statements a few years ago were certainly incendiary

but there were also true. Scurry had no business starting that game

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Given that Brazil has the best player in the world

And arguably the #2 and #3 players, it isn’t that surprising that it was a big game. And Brazil knocked the US out of the last world cup, and did so in gruesome fashion, 4-0.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't feel any excitement leading up to the game, because I just assumed the USWNT would win.

It wasn’t until there was threat of an actual loss that I started to feel any sort of excitement for the result, and I was bitter. I’m not particularly excited about the game with France tomorrow, either. At this point, I’ll be proud only if the USWNT win the tournament.

by The Mexican't on Jul 12, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is such an american sentiment

You really are a turrible mexican.

[By the way, Mexico won the 17 & under (mens) world cup the other day.]

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure you mention all the guys that look like girls, too.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jul 12, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually have noted

that Landon Donovan looks quite girlish, in the face at least.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really should stop consuming Jim Rome, though

It’s apparently both the TV show and radio show on a regular basis? Blecch.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I only listen to the radio show in the summer.

I do watch the TV show nearly every day.

And Rome has been on vacation for a week and a half, so there have been some really sub-par guest hosts.

I watch/listen mostly for comedic purposes. I don’t really look to the guy for guidance of my opinions. He doesn’t interview Ferentz or other Iowa people, so that’s a strike against him.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're still dancing with the devil daily.

That kind of contact will rub off on you in a negative way, whether you want it to or not.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you're being a bit judgmental today.

Jim Rome may be a dick a lot of the time, but I think most sports fans could laugh at some of his stuff.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I could laugh.......................

at some……………………………..of his stuff……………………………………….if he didn’t……………………………………………………………take a nap…………………………………………in the middle…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………of every fucking sentence.

(As it is, I don’t remember his point by the time he finishes speaking. He sucks.)

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably so. I got a little set off by CW in another post.

I still think listening to Rome makes you dumber, though.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

And Jim Rome is the worst type of living-in-the-past-former-minor-athlete-who-thinks-he’s-on-the-same-level-as-top-level-pros. Rome, in other words, is a shameless hanger-on who’s just comes across as pathetic, largely because of how unaware of reality he is.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 13, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd take a car ride with him over Gloria Allred any day.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 13, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan of sarcasm,

and there are plenty of people who suck the joy out of sports. Pretty much any big city newspaper has one or more writers that go into Rome-mode from time to time.

I only really watch the show for entertainment purposes, not to educate myself. There is very little quality comedic programming on at that time of day.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 13, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree with this Chazz
Pretty much any big city newspaper has one or more writers that go into Rome-mode from time to time.

But that doesn’t mean that I like it when they do.

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 14, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jay Mariotti and Skip Bayless

are proof of that

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jul 14, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate those guys.

I also hate Jemele Hill.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 14, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jay Mariotti now has a criminal record.

And Skip Bayless is just jealous that his brother is a much more valuable member of society than he is.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 14, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't even know who his brother is

and I could have told you that.

"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe

by Brock8144 on Jul 15, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rick Bayless. Top Chef, anyone?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 15, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously?!

If so, I truly had no idea.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jul 15, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, seriously.

Rick’s only a few years younger but could not be more different on pretty much every level.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 15, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much less satan-y.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 15, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever been to

any of his Chicago restaurants?

"To bottomless perdition, there to dwell, in adamantine chains and penal fire" -Milton

by Lycurgus on Jul 16, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love this post. Kudos, McCann't.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 13, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'll make that green

Completely agree with everything you said

"He lowballed us and said: 'Take it or leave it. If you don't take our offer, you are rolling the dice.' I said: 'Consider them rolled.' " - Jim "Huge Brass Balls" Delaney

by ClaybornSmash on Jul 14, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty simple, actually

National team players rarely train or play together. Outside of small groups of 2 or 3 (like, say, Manchester United with Rooney, Ferdinand, and Young), most national teams have their players spread out all over Europe playing different styles in different leagues. National duty stints are often very short – 10-14 days once every 3 or 4 months. It’s difficult to build the necessary cohesion in a national team in that amount of time.

Spain and, to a lesser extent, Germany are the exceptions to this. They have a large number of players playing with one another at the club level, so they’ve spent thousands of hours training together before they even get to the national set-up (of course, it helps that they are also just really, really good players). Spain have been doubly fortunate to have several fantastic players emerge in one generation (specifically Xavi and Iniesta, the two that make them – and Barcelona – tick) that have also managed to come through the Barcelona youth system as well. They have spent thousands of hours training and playing together, so they have an understanding that most national teams simply can’t build in 2 weeks.

It’s no wonder Spain and Germany have been so good recently. Spain is the favorite for Euro 2012 and probably no worse than co-favorites for World Cup 2014.

Comedy is where the mind goes to tickle itself.

by Nickhawk08 on Jul 12, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I WANT

That is so awesome.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the low, low price of $19

it can be yours and it comes in two colors.

Actually, that isn’t a low, low price. The markup is astronomical, even considering that they use American Apparel t-shirts.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the link.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're one of THEM

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

They Live is one of my favorite movies.

"Mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!" And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!

by The Bird Cult on Jul 12, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Withers > Isaac Hayes

I’d vote for Bill to join Al Green and Marvin Gaye in a holy triumvirate of Soul.

This will always brighten my day: Lovely Day (poppity)

As for this one, not so much: Ain’t No Sunshine (poppity)

And many, many others.

by Lukateake on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Agreed.

“I Can’t Write Left-Handed” = awesome.


"Oh, glorious cheeseburger, we bow to thee. The secrets of the Universe are between the buns."

by Bucketochicken on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Withers doing Ain't No Sunshine is one of my Top 10 songs of all time.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I’ve been on a Otis Redding and Sam Cooke kick that might never end.

by Ill Jukes on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Otis is amazing.

Can’t believe he died at only 26, and also can’t believe that voice is from such a young guy.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed on the Illini bball hate

Can’t think of anything I hate more than the “Orange Krush”

by stewartom on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm am so fucking stoked for the PPV this Sunday.

There’s a twist that we haven’t seen yet, and it’s gonna be SO good.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT reply actions  

…the Big Ten is lagging behind when it comes to one of the hottest competitive battlefields in college football: assistant coaching salaries, where the league ranks fourth, behind the SEC, Big 12, and ACC. No, really, the ACC. And, yes, we’re still talking football assistant coaching salaries here, not basketball.

A big ten assistant football coach not making enough cash? JUST RIG A CAMP RAFFLE. FULL OF INTEGRITY!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jul 12, 2011 11:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Did you buy your drugs from DJK?

//biggy’d

by txhawkeye on Jul 12, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking for his shoe

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The never-ending quest.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jul 12, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could have sworn it was around here somewhere

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jul 12, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do love that meme

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love DRUGS

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jul 12, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't ask

I’m afraid we’ll find out in an edition of the Press-Citizen

by PackerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

MSU owes us all some money

after the bowl embarrassment.

FOUR. THREE. COVER. TWO.

by Mr. Grizz on Jul 12, 2011 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are there different payouts if the difference amounts to 1%, give or take?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sconny does too.

That offensive game plan must have been drawn up by Al Davis. “My RB is the same size as their starting DTs, my OL is 100 lbs heavier, and they play a 4-2-5? I’m goin’ deep, baby.”

by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Jul 12, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game makes me sick

and I am not a Wisco fan at all, but I honestly believe that if Wisco had said at the start of the game that theyl were not going to pass the ball once they still could have run it down their throats. Why they chose not to do that I have no idea. One of my major regrets is not going over to some Wisco blogs to watch that meltdown as it happened.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 12, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really did make me kind of depressed as a smashmouth football fan.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 12, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw the replay the other day

It was so frustrating to watch them come out on first down throwing the ball.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jul 12, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

They don't blame the coaches

They maintain that it was execution on the part of the receivers and Tolzien. They aren’t as one dimensional as we think, it’s just that we don’t pay attention to them, blah blah blah.

Don’t forget that the “5” have height and speed superior to your receivers…

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with being 1-dimensional

if that 1 dimension is “running roughshod over an undersized and overmatched defense”?

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

by rockyh on Jul 13, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

And especially when that 1 dimension is something you used to take pride in. Now it’s not good enough for them.

by PackerHawk on Jul 13, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand trying to "sexy" up your offense for the idiots that rank teams

but to do it in the fucking Rose Bowl is assinine.

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 14, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh huh you spelled it "ass"inine

I’d give her face a six, but her asinine.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jul 14, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you still drunk?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 14, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you bet on that paper tiger

you deserve all the debt you incurred. Wisconsin, on the other hand…

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Illinois basketball will ALWAYS be our most-hated hoopyball rival.

Deon Thomas might as well still play for them for all I care.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jul 12, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

This is a very truthful statement.

I don’t hate any other team in the Big Ten for basketball like I do Illinois.

by Carfino'sWay on Jul 12, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else watching BTN?

Insight Bowl and ‘7 got 6’ back to back?

All-Star Game be damned…I know what I’m watching.

by One Night Stanzi on Jul 12, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

This morning was 2008 Iowa v. OMHR.

I would watch literally any game from the 2008 season. Every snap with Shonn Greene in the backfield is worthwhile, but the play where he trucked Frank Duong in particular never gets old.

by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

And I’m deep in the heart of SEC country, so no BTN for me? DAMN.

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Big Daddy Delaney is

making his way south

Sorry if I took a simple quip that was meant as a rebuke for a single-minded poster and turned it into a completely uninteresting and inconsequential tangent.
-McCann't

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jul 13, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

This thread is randomly missing only one thing

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jul 13, 2011 11:23 AM CDT reply actions  

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