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Memories of excellence. Iowa held the Gable's Gold event this past weekend, celebrating the life and accomplishments of Dan Gable as he formally retired from the University of Iowa. If you couldn't be there, don't fret too much: KJ Pilcher provides an excellent recap of many of the night's highlights, including:
Duck me?!
Robinson talked about early years when him and Gable were in Iowa City and how Gable used to drive back and forth between Iowa City and his hometown of Waterloo. One day during training, Robinson, who was a couple weight classes bigger than Gable, scored a couple duck-unders on Gable in practice. Another person rode with Gable back to Waterloo that day, but Gable didn’t say a word until they got to Waterloo when he said "How’d he do that?" referring to Robinson’s moves. Robinson said he never scored another on Gable, because that was the example of his uninterrupted focus.
After the ceremony, when Gable addressed media, he still remembered the practice and explained that his arms were in too deep on Robinson. Amazing…
You'll want to read the rest of the recap (especially the story about Gable fooling some Germans into thinking that J Robinson was Mark Spitz), so go ahead and make with the clicky. And if you didn't read Andy Hamilton's excellent profile on Gable last week, go do so now:
"I hear coaches say there’s 15 ways, 20 ways to get to the same place. There’s not," Robinson said. "There’s a better way (and) that’s the best way. When you win the Big Ten 21 times and 15 out of 21 national tournaments, that’s pretty much telling you that’s the best way to do it. (Oklahoma State coach) John Smith won four (national titles) in a row and he’s down. We won a few and we’re down. Consistency is hard." (emphasis added)
Like I said, go read the rest. It's well worth it. In other wrestling news, tickets for the 2012 Olympic Trials in Iowa City are now on sale.
Schedulin' made easy. It's June, which means the news is lean (unless you're in the midst of major scandals or a coaching staff civil war). So let's talk schedulin'! I know, I know -- try to contain your excitement. The Iowa State game has been confirmed for an 11am CST start, with television coverage on Fox Sports Net. Which is too bad; I was really hoping it would be on FX (for more thrilling Wilfred commercials) or Versus (for more pro bowling commercials). Maybe in 2013...
Also, here's the updated look at the 2011 Iowa football schedule (all times CST) (EDITED to include Tn Tech and Pitt info):
9/3: Tennessee Tech, 11am, BTN
9/10: at Iowa State, 11am, FSN
9/17: Pittsburgh, 11am, ESPN/ESPN2
9/24: UL-Monroe, TBA
10/8: at Penn State, TBA
10/15: Northwestern, 6pm, BTN
10/22: Indiana, 11am, TBA
10/29: at Minnesota, TBA
11/5: Michigan, TBA
11/12: Michigan State, TBA
11/19: at Purdue, TBA
11/26: at Nebraska, 11am, ABC
In related news, the Star-Tribune notes that there figure to be far fewer 11am kickoffs this fall thanks to the Big Ten's renegotiated TV contract with ABC/ESPN (which eliminated ABC/ESPN's exclusive right to 2:30pm start times). This should allow the Big Ten to spread out its games a bit more evenly through the course of a Saturday; there shouldn't be as many Saturdays where there are 3-4 games going at 11am and just one in the afternoon. We'll have to wait and see what effect it has on the remainder of Iowa's schedule, too -- in years past games like the Tennessee Tech, UL-Monroe, and (probably) Minnesota games would have been virtual locks to get going at 11am. In this brave new world, though, that's no longer a certainty we can rely on.
DICK TEXTZ
* Riley Reiff was named to the 2011 Playboy All-America team, which is kind of amazing if you think about it; after the events of 2008, surely most of us would have placed more money on him on making the Playgirl All-America team.
* Fresh off a Big Ten Championship and on the eve of the NCAA Championships in Des Moines, Iowa track coaches Larry Wieczorek and Joey Woody were named Coach of the Year and Assistant Coach of the Year in the Midwest Region, respectively, by The U.S. Track & Field and Cross Country Coaches Association.
* In a follow-up note to last week's news about Iowa's non-conference hoops schedule, Hlas reminds us that Iowa is playing Campbell, who are The Fighting Camels. YES.
* Mas Casa checks in on OL Dan Heiar and notes that even though he's healing up after being in a nasty car accident earlier this offseason, he's probably still looking at taking a redshirt this season.
* The Mountain West Conference debuted a new logo, and while it may have been shamelessly cribbed from the new Doctor Who or Nintendo 64, it's still probably better than the Big Ten's new logo. Sigh.
* FIFA dictator-for-life Sepp Blatter, fresh off one of the most ridiculous elections in recent memory, is establishing a "council of wisdom" featuring Henry Kissinger, former FBI chief Louis Freeh, and Placido Domingo to deal with the mounting claims of corruption that have been levied against his organization. Seriously, when did real-life turn into a BHGP sketch?
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Did Ditka ever make the Soviets quake?
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
by Lycurgus on Jun 7, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ditka had a large poop while vacationing in Europe in 1968
The result?
Prague Spring.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 7, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe, but Gable keeps a baseball bat for any wildcats that he may poop out along the way.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
If you're not first, you're last.
Richard Walker Texas Ranger Bobby
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Jun 7, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I don't mean this in a "this side vs. that side" kind of way
but putting Kissinger on an anti-corruption panel? Really?
That is so laughable that it HAS to be a joke.
(Seriously, I’m not trying to be political. But look at his track record, regardless of party affiliation.)
Next up: Dom Deluise fights world hunger!
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 9:57 AM CDT reply actions
It’s like having Lyndon Johnson and James Polk on a Non-politicized War Panel.
"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 7, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
New MWC logo:

Dr. Who:

N64:

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
There's no way that the new Mt West logo is better than the B1G logo.
Nope.
by The Mexican't on Jun 7, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i think it's much worse.
been better off if they’d take the same logo as their TV network. that logo is ok, and simple
This one?

It is simple.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
recalls for the viewer neither mountains nor west
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Jun 7, 2011 1:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's completely different.
The Mountain West logo has writing on the right side of the 3D letters. Not the left or above. I don’t even see why they’re being compared.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Their song went "da-da-da-da-da-duh-da-da"
Mine goes “duh-dah-daa-da-da-duh-da-da”. Totally different.
/Vanilla Ice’d
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 7, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You forgot the "cchhss" at the end
Duh dah daa da da duh da CCHHSS.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I was going to make a snarky comment about how the subliminal 3 in the design was a reference to how many teams would be left in the league in a few years...
And then I remembered that it was the WAC that was bleeding teams like crazy.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That's all contingent on if the Pac-12 wants more teams.
And actually, the MWC has lost Utah, BYU, and TCU, so they are hemorrhaging plenty, as well.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure who the MWC has now that would be all that desirable to the Pac-12.
The most desirable options (Utah, BYU, TCU) have all flown the coop or are in the process of flying the coop.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It is purple and grey/silver.
Nothing good comes in purple and grey/silver.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 7, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except Soundwave.

He was badass.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Jun 7, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Soundwave was blue
Shockwave was purple and silver, tho.

As was Skywarp (+black)

Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Jun 7, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it was a very purple-y blue for Soundwave.
Shockwave was alright, but mostly seemed like a Megatron rip-off with far less personality.
Speaking of Megatron and purple-and-silver, though…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But nearby the bottom of his heart
he was secretly neutral, or possibly Danish.
/mmmmmm danish
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a very deep nerd cut.
You might want to get that checked out.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
other possibilities


Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Jun 7, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Very nice!
I wonder if the MWC also has a printer that most of the employees want to harm?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I think everybody wants to harm their printer. Especially those all-in-ones.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I could read Brands on Gable all day long
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head."
jtothetweet
'If a bank president lies to the FDIC, would you put money in his bank because he walks in a breast cancer parade?,' by bellanca just narrowly edged out 'Jim Tressel cheated out of fairness,' by sma, two of bhgp's finest
Yes, that quote was AWESOME.
It was hard to pick pull quotes for this post.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'll bet!
Probably also true for Pilcher in putting together his recap.
jtothetweet
'If a bank president lies to the FDIC, would you put money in his bank because he walks in a breast cancer parade?,' by bellanca just narrowly edged out 'Jim Tressel cheated out of fairness,' by sma, two of bhgp's finest
Needs more "snapping sound of popping shirt buttons."
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I was just about to post something to this effect.
Thankfully I scrolled down through the comments.
You get a check-plus-plus for the check-plus.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 7, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
pube check
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 7, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hand check!
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
check please
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
i had a teacher in junior high
who was old and crazy, and would frequently give out grades with multiple pluses or minuses in them (usually minuses). so people would occasionally get grades like “C-minus-minus-minus” and the like.
once when most of the class did terrible on a pop quiz, he read all the grades out loud to emphasize how much we sucked, ranting and raving. “B, C minus minus, D+, D, D minus minus minus minus”. it took a colossal effort not to crack up at the multiple minuses.
Was his name Mr. Hand by any chance?
And did he let all the other students in the class eat Spicoli’s pizza?
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 7, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Please don't.
No squirrel is worth dying for.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That looks like a chipmunk.
I’m thinking that’s Theodore.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 7, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Chipmunks are also not worth dying for.
Even ones in pop groups.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's related in some way to a gopher.
KILL IT!
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 7, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 7, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny you should say that.
I was bitten by a chipmunk while feeding him part of a granola bar during a hike to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Maybe that is why I barely made it up from the next day.
GABLE IS AWESOME!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 7, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Methinks commenting just got taken to a new level.
And ATO does not approve.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're banned
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 7, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You're banned
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 8, 2011 2:27 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pai Mei
For some reason when I read about wrestlers under the tutleidge of Dan Gable describing what he was like as a coach it reminds me of Pai Mei from Kill Bill Vol. 2.
"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."...SMDS
by J.R. Angle has a posse on Jun 7, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, but poison can't kill Gable.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Have we ever had any one-eyed wrestlers?
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
didn't the BHBIGS coach sport an eye patch?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 5:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ahhh...
Memories…
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
What are you guys talking about?
Did you mean Coach Tom Brands?
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Fun Fact
If you google “Tyrone Brands” this is the first image that comes up

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Fun Fact #2
If you google “BHBIGS” the first 5+ results lead you to BHGP. The first ‘legitimate’ link isn’t until #10 or so: Details on ‘Hyperimmune hepatitis B globulin’ which sounds like something nasty you might catch only in a wrestling training room
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 7, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Lycurgus, I love you.
In a completely platonic way.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 7, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I am just so damn happy to be a Hawkeye
When our two greatest coaching legends are Dan Gable and Hayden Fry, two of the best men to ever coach sports in our country.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.


























