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Note: coverage of the Iowa men's golf team at the NCAA Championships forthcoming.

Traveling is overrated.  Iowa announced their finalized basketball non-conference schedule and what it lacks in potential RPI-boosting opposition it more than makes up for in opportunities for Iowa to get off to a very good start. And for a program that's lost at least five non-conference games in four of the past five seasons, creampuffs are just what the doctor ordered right now.  It's also (very very) heavy on home games:

11/6 -- NW Missouri State (exhibition)
11/11 -- Chicago State
11/14 -- North Carolina A&T
11/17 -- Northern Illinois
11/20 -- Creighton (@ Des Moines)
11/23 -- Campbell
11/26 -- IPFW
11/29 -- Clemson
12/3 -- Brown
12/6 -- @ UNI
12/9 -- @ Iowa State
12/17 -- Drake
12/19 -- Central Arkansas
12/22 -- Boise State

That's right: Iowa isn't leaving the state of Iowa until Big Ten play tips off in late December.  Hell, they're only leaving Iowa City three times in those first thirteen games.  As for the quality of this competition, well, let's turn to Bohnenkamp:

The Hawkeyes will play only five teams with winning records from last season, with only one — Clemson — having made an NCAA tournament appearance. Iowa will play three other teams that played in the postseason — Creighton reached the championship series of the College Basketball Invitational, Boise State also played in the CBI, and UNI played in the Collegeinsider.com tournament.

Three teams — Chicago State, Northern Illinois and Central Arkansas — had single-digit win totals last season.

Yeah, not exactly Murderer's Row there.  There's not much sizzle in this assortment of teams.  In fact, outside of the annual intra-state clashes and the Creighton tilt (which feels like it really ought to be an annual clash; can they replace Drake?), the only teams with a pulse (or even a recognizable name) are Clemson and Boise State.  But that's all pointless right now: you need to walk before you can run and Franimal's merry men need to learn how to win before they can worry about strength of schedule or RPI or resume-building.  If Iowa's still loading up on cupcakes in a few years, feel free to bitch and moan; for now, realize that Iowa probably has a legitimate chance to get 10-12 wins in these games alone -- and that it took them an entire season to get that many wins the past two years.

Star-divide

I want my BTN!  If you thought saying "Big Ten Network" took too long and was just too clunky, good news: the network is officially rebranding itself as BTN.  Which is what pretty much everyone had been calling it anyway, but hey.  In more exciting news, BTN is (justifiably) excited about the opportunity to increase the Gus Johnson presence on their broadcasts.  The main beneficiary will (unsurprisingly) be college basketball, where he'll go from calling 20-ish games in 2010-2011 to as many as 35 games in 2011-2012, which means more opportunities to hear Gus announce the sport he was born to call, in the league we're predisposed to care the most about.  RISE AND FIRE.

Meanwhile, BTN also revealed more information about their coverage plans for the inaugural Big Ten Championship Game this December.  The good news?  Gus will be on the call.  The bad news?

"We’ll be there," BTN  President Mark Silverman said. "We’ll be on the field and do a pre-game show. Really it will be like a pre-pre-game. We’ll do a lead-in, a pre-game to their pre-game and a post-game to their post-game. They’re going to make it a major event, but we’re going to be very involved with the championship game."

In other words: ALL DINARDO, ALL THE TIME.  We kid, since DiNardo is actually pretty tolerable as a studio analyst -- he's certainly not as obnoxious as, say, Tim Doyle -- although that much pre-game coverage with the BTN peeps also means that we're liable to get hypnotized by Smilin' Glen Mason's ever-present rictus grin and gleaming chompers.  Good thing there will be other games to watch that day.  Oh, and the debate over the site of future Big Ten Championship Games?  That could be settled as soon as this weekend. (Please please please Chicago.)

Video coordinator jobs killed the radio star gave the former NBA player a new career.  All credit in the world to Ryan Bowen for being able to put together a 10-year NBA career, but the fact that he hasn't been joined by many (any?) other Iowa-to-NBA success stories (I can think of Ricky Davis and then my mind goes blank; EDIT and how could I forget about Reggie Evans?) says a lot about why Iowa basketball has been in such a prolonged slump.  That said, it sounds like he's putting that decade of NBA experience to good use as Iowa's video coordinator:

Bowen, 35, has spent this season as Iowa’s video coordinator, a role that allows him to teach in front of a video board but NCAA rules forbid him from instructing on the court.  He can provide conversational insight, however.

"He’s a guy that you can bounce things off of after the game on the bus ride," Iowa senior Matt Gatens said. "He might get right in your ear telling you a few things here and there. He’s been there. He’s been here and at the highest level for about 10 years.

Bowen's reflections on going from being a pro to, well, not being a pro are interesting, though it sounds like he's adjusting pretty well to life among the plebes.  It would be impossible to point to anything in Iowa's play last year that was direct evidence of Bowen's work, but it seems pretty apparent that he was another good cog in a squad of very good coaches.

 


CREAM CHEESE-SLATHERED BAGELZ

* Per The Omaha World-Herald, Iowa gets Nebraska home and away next year in hoopyball, which is good news indeed if Nebraska is as down as we expect them to be.

* The wheels of construction just keep on turnin' in Iowa City: as the Carver renovations near completion, the focus shifts back to the football program and their pending new indoor practice facility and football offices.

* SBN's NY Giants site, Big Blue View, has a brief interview with Tyler Sash if you've been going through MF'ing withdrawal.

* SB Nation Indiana previews the 2011 Iowa football team and thinks a favorable schedule can get them to 9-3.

* RS freshman heavyweight wrestler Bobby Telford earned Wrestler of the Week honors from TheMat.com after going 3-1 at the FILA Junior Freestyle World Cup.

* FOTP Bama Hawkeye speculates about what sort of punishment may be in line for Ohio State in the wake of Scandalfest2k11 -- and which Big Ten teams might benefit the most from a weakened OSU.

* Meanwhile, excellent OSU blog Eleven Warriors wonders whether Jim Tressel is more of a Ned Stark (a noble man swallowed up by a corrupt system) or Littlefinger (a conniving schemer who knows how to work said system perfectly).  The answer, really, is neither -- but it's a good read anyway.

* Finally, Hlas puts this scandal in context with some other recent(ish) Big Ten rule-breaking; in terms of malfeasance this doesn't really stack up to those incidents -- but then again, they also didn't involve the conference's standard-bearer for the last decade or one of the game's most respected coaches.

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Dude, quit reading my mind.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's really the only line worth taking from the bit.

Johnson’s reaction to Boom’s terrible sports announcing skills is pretty good, too. The face he made after Boom said “easy, breezy, beautiful…cover girl” was hilarious.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Tosh,

but Dana Jacobson DOES look like Conan the Barbarian (2:05 mark in the youtube below).

The Gus parts are at the 5:30 mark. Note the scrolling advertisements on their announcing desk. Good god, Daniel Tosh is horrific.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsRrpp_VUhg

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The worst part about Tosh.0's popularity is that the folks that follow the show but don't hang out on the internet think it's all fresh material.

Most of the videos are old, old, old. I watch simply because I’m a nerd and I actually quite enjoy Tosh’s stand-up. The guy just doesn’t give a shit. His comedy on the show is not anywhere near as good as his specials have been.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Checked out one of his specials

on Netflix this past week (instant download). It was the first thing we instant downloaded after signing up for Netflix (again). Wanna know what else I watched this past weekend? (I know no one probably cares, but I’ve got to mention this somewhere). The Human Centipede. I’m a big fan of horror movies, but that movie was something else. Wow.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had no idea what it was even about

I just heard it was disturbing. That’s putting it mildly.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also disturbing (though probably less so)

Audition.

I don’t know if it’s on instant streaming, but I’m assuming it’s available thru Netflix.

In the kind of disturbing but definitely awesome category:
Old Boy
Battle Royale

(Note: all three of these are foreign flicks. A good friend of mine was big into foreign movies and these are three of the more memorable that we watched while living in the Quad. Yes, they’re all Asian movies, he’s Korean.)

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Audition is crazy.

That little chick caused some serious damage

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old Boy is a little messed up

Battle Royale is just f’n awesome. Both of them are really good.
I heard a rumor Will Smith wanted to remake Old Boy.

Please don’t, Will.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

OId Boy is one of my favorites.

I try to tell everyone I know about Battle Royale, though, as it is an incredible movie. Also because I wish more asshole kids would be shipped to islands and told to fight for their lives.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seen Audition

and I think Old Boy. Not Battle Royale though. I’ll have to check that out.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

My first exposure to Battle Royale

was at a Flaming Lips show in ’01 when, as Wayne Coyne is urging the audience to “let them know you realize that life that life goes fast…”, a giant screen in the background has the scenes of ultra-violence from that flick playing. It was surreal and great.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 4, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old Boy is a lot messed up

Specifically the plot with the girl. However the hallway battle scene is quite awesome.

by brock_tune on Jun 3, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUN FACT:

Hallway hammer scene was shot in a single take. Making it roughly 4 billion times awesome-er.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Battle Royale is awesome.

Audition was disturbing as hell.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched the first Saw movie

walked into the second one during the needle pit scene and haven’t watched a SECOND of any Saw movie since.

I’m just not entertained by that kind of gore. I’m too sensitive. No enjoyment whatsoever.

I read the plot (for all three movies mentioned above) on wiki and Audition sounds intruiging, but the wire saw thing is practically a deal breaker for me.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of...

I’ve heard 13 ASSASSINS is really good. And now I see it’s out in MPLS this week.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I want to see that.

In Lubbock, my only option might be to pay some kids hanging out outside the mall to act out some of the scenes for me.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear ya loud and clear. Same for me

That said, Battle Royale was very cool. Don’t waste your time with Human Centipede

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 3, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look up "A Serbian Film" on wikipedia

Read the synopsis, then regret you ever did.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jun 5, 2011 2:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don't do it

I’ve heard about this movie. Its essentially every horrible thing you could think of, time 2, wrapped up in one movie.

by brock_tune on Jun 5, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa) is playing Conan in the new Conan the Barbarian movie.

I had to IMDB him during my Game of Thrones athon on Monday for he is a sexy, sexy fella and I needed to know more.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice moniker.

At first my brain registered Captain Diet Coke. Then I looked closer and RORd.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I needed a change and finally came up with a clever name (this same topic is also being discussed in the fan post of how clean we think Ferentz is). It’s good to know others like it too, and it didn’t just sound awesome in my completely not sober state of mind.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

New moniker? What was the old one?

Curious who this is now.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 3, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

HawkgirlSTL

I put the ‘Diet’ part in as a subtle tip that I’m a chick.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate cherry drinks

cherry anything really. Except Luden’s cough drops. Plus, I drink a lot of Captain n Diets

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you're THAT bitch

/Obviously kidding.

Love the new name. Very well done. Cap’n and Diet is my stepsister’s drink of choice, so it has a special place in my heart

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 3, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cymotrichous

sounds like some sort of dinosaur. A dinosaur with wavy hair.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jun 3, 2011 8:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Wait...you cheated.

I thought someone was on point. Oh well, you can keep the rec.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you say undefeated non conference?

whahhhhhhhhhhat? Okkkkkkkay

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves

by waterboy31321 on Jun 3, 2011 9:02 AM CDT reply actions  

I think it's not THAT far-fetched.

The toughest games look like Creighton, Clemson, @ISU, and @UNI. My initial guess is that we split those games, but they all appear winnable on paper.

Of course, there’s also a decent shot we flub one of the other games against no-name opposition. We’ve done that pretty consistently over the last 5 years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah I bet we lose to Creighton and ISU

and beat Clemson and UNI……and its almost a guarantee we lose a crappy game to Central Arkansas or Brown

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves

by waterboy31321 on Jun 3, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Brown?

Hey, you know they’ve got one of those in Providence.

by Jdub1126 on Jun 3, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

my first hot tuna grinder was in the 'dence

with a hs buddy who got a masters in 3 years at brown
hell of a lot smarter than i
but the grinder is an awesome sandwich

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm very glad you mentioned the word "sandwich" at the end.

I was going to make a bad joke, otherwise.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

F That.

I will never accept that Iowa is inferior to ISU in any way and I will never bet on Iowa losing to ISU….never…..NEVER.

by KirksGumInHaydensStas on Jun 3, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

that non-conference schedule

is straight out of the bill carmody playbook. its not only loaded with cupcakes, most of the cupcakes have played NU in recent years (niu, chicago state, central arkansas, nc a&t, brown). of course, carmody managed to lose to brown on his home floor, so they didn’t get invited back.

by Loretta8 on Jun 3, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

And, hey, cupcakes like that have been good enough to get you into the NIT recently.

Which isn’t the tourney you WANT to be in, I understand, but for our purposes, it may be the most realistic goal we have for next season.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah absolutely

this scheduling makes a lot of sense. especially since there will be a lot of competition for playing time, so fran can get a long look at some of the fringe guys in game situations so he can have his rotation ready to go for big ten play.

by Loretta8 on Jun 3, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that schedule is a clear sign that the goal is not the NCAA's this year

Because with the RPI they’ll be left with, its not happening. This NIT is probably this year’s first step. 10 wins in the non-con, then 7-8 in the conference would be good enough to get them in, I’d guess.

by brock_tune on Jun 3, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

We will "make our NCAA bones"

with our Big Ten performance. If we go .500 or better, we might get in. If not, prob not.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

With that non-con schedule

I’m guessing we’d have to be at least .500 or better to have any shot, with 2-3 wins against the top teams in the conference and a decent show in the B10 tourny, like PSU last year. We’d need something better than Clemson as our signature win.

by brock_tune on Jun 3, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Fran will never, ever admit that publicly (and he probably shouldn’t), but this is not the sort of schedule you make if you want to give yourself a good opportunity to make the NCAA Tournament.

If we swept this slate and went .500 in the league, that’s 22-9 before the Big Ten Tournament, which is pretty bubblicious (especially when you considering how bad our RPI is likely to be). And I can’t see a sweep in the non-conference unless the new recruits are really, really good and/or guys like May, Gatens, Cartwright, and Basabe jump up a level or two in their play.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

B1G hoops won't be half as tough this year

the real powerhouse will still bt tOSU
i never count izzo out,,
maze and blue look good on paper,,,
maybe tubby will be tough
or tank it like he did last year
albeit to injury
(they almost beat tOSU in columbus)
.500 might be almost doable,,,
especially if they play with the heart
they did at the end of the year
you all may be waiting for endzones
i am waiting for the peach baskets

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Normally, I might complain about such a shitty non-con slate.

But this year, I’m OK with it. If our guards start the season real strong (cough, Gatens, cough, cough), we could look to go undeafeated until the Big Ten, and do so while allowing local fans to say “we are all witnesses.”

Then again, UNI and possibly ISU will not be slouches. Creighton will probably be tough (although, they do lose about 5 guys from last year, including Lawson and Korver). Hell, if I knew anything about Drake, I’d say they’ll be a challenge too. Thankfully, that program has been pretty nameless and faceless since Keno left.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you know that NW Missouri State is a college in NW Missouri?

by Brayton Sehnert on Jun 3, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Yes, and the Bearcats are good at football.

D2 or D3, I can’t remember which. Pitt State/NMSU is a big game down here.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's huge most years.

My uncle and cousin both graduated from Pitt St. and are huge backers for the school.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one is the "will" and which one is the "leo."

/you said they were backers.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have a "mike" in the family?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 3, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

Running backs, yes.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah yes.

And now I feel deep shame for forgetting about Reggie.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

at least it wasn't dre

NEVER FORGET

I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.

by sailorjerry on Jun 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, c'mon!

What is Jared Reiner to you? Wait, who’s Jared Reiner?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot about him too.

But in my defense his NBA career was pretty well done almost a decade ago. I was thinking of guys who’d been in the NBA more recently.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured you were looking for more recent examples,

but I wanted to put up that youtube link again.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Nick Collison. And Kirk Hinrich

I’m still bitter.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 3, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Brad Lohaus?

11 years according to the Wikipedias. Eight teams but 11 years just the same.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not forget Kevin Gamble

At least a decade in the pros and head coach at a D2 school for 8-9 years.

by brock_tune on Jun 3, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!! BJ ARMSTRONG!

Why did I think of Lohaus b/4 BJ? 12 year old me is shocked and dismayed.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, U of I's.

I’m not sure if Hinrich or Kyle Korver ever made the all-star game, but both did not play for the Hawks.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because you're racist?

/kidding, and I hope that was obvious

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, she's totally racist.

She said some pretty evil things to me at McCann’t’s place.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wondered that myself.

And Mexican’t those things weren’t about you, they were about your people. Since you are the self-proclaimed “Worst Mexican Ever” they didn’t apply to you, silly.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's true. I'm a really poor Mexican.

My wife swears I can speak Spanish because I can translate every now and again and gets really mad at me when I prove that I can’t.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think your being from Muscatine is a much more damning characteristic

than any ethnic associations

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

My ex-girlfriend is from Muscatine

part of the reason we broke up is that she felt that living in Muscatine was more important than almost anything else in her life.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Lifer’s are crazy peoples. The wife and I are roped into a mortgage for now (I bought the house before meeting her), but fully intend to leave the Musc when we move up the property ladder.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a bad town

just not one I would ever pick if I had options

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

People from the QCA try to tell me that Musc smells terrible.

I don’t mind the vinegar and grain-processing smells. Of course, I’ve also been to Burlington and that place is funky.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't smell anywhere near as bad as Clinton in my

opinion. Plus you all have decent melons, so there is that.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive had a lot of fun in musky

but i dont want to get banned
for the details
in the words of Lennon
imagine

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fun story

I was hiking through the Český Ráj (Czech Paradise) and went to this neat old castle that had a restaurant in it. On the dessert menu was Muscatine watermelon.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jun 4, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a sad, little life she leads if that's the case.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

She went up to Alaska with me and when I moved to Texas she decided that she never wanted to live anywhere but Muscatine. That was a short breakup conversation, because I was so completely confounded by that thinking I couldn’t really say anything.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have been as well.

I only still live in Iowa because of my kids and the Hawks.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Other crackhead shit she has said

Muscatine has the best Chinese and Thai food in the country.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know nothing of the Thai food

But the family Chinese joint is sublime. People do travel from afar to eat at Peking in Muscatine. My wife’s family demands to eat there anytime they’re visiting from St Louis.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it the same Peking that's in Coralville?

I believe it’s a Peking anyway, the one by the Heartland Inn on the strip.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Negative.

This is a local family. The master chef is a terrifying man.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

To bad I never go to your town

Because that would definitely be a food stop for me.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fairbanks, AK had some really freaking good

Thai food. Not expected at all. Also, I miss caribou and cheese ale soup and the damn Halibut.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lemongrass?

That place is deeeeelicious.

by encopresis on Jun 3, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

When were you in Fairbanks

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lycurgus

Anything like Frank “The Tank”?

No. Actually, I got to run.
But, if I don’t talk to you,
keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Okay, good stuff.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a complete jedi mindfuck

I had nothing.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was on the effing phone

I had just got back from seeing her in Iowa over Christmas vacation.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know people now probably think I said some really horrible things.

FYI, this did not happen everyone.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Horribly funny!!

The Nephew and I still talk about the “gift” you gave your wife. If fact, I think he brought it up on Monday.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember 95% of what I said.

But I’m pretty sure I know exactly where that idea went.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

IIRC, it's in that ballpark.

My wife was pregnant and, thus, sober that night. My guess is that the gift was related to her pregnancy.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, now I wish I remembered.

Damn you, Jeremiah Weed…

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

fixed

Damn you, Jeremiah Weed

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec

I am using that one in the future…

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winner.

You said something to the effect of you gave her the best gift she will ever be given, the gift of your seed, and that you never have to give her anything ever again. And she just sat there and rolled her eyes. I LAWLed and LAWLed and LAWLed that night. It was a good time, you boys are funny.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that XL 55?

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Again, I was focusing on more recent examples.

i.e., guys from the tail end of the Dr. Tom days and the [REDACTED] and Lick eras.

We used to produce a reasonable amount of NBA talent under Dr. Tom (and his predecessors, of course).

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

NBA guys from the Lick era

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fact that 11W is unqestionably the best, most reasonable Ohio State blog on the internet is…telling.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 3, 2011 9:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, first of all, they're Ohio State.

I don’t think I have to tell anyone in this conference what’s wrong with Ohio State.

Second of all, the Big Ten has assigned them as one of our main rivals since 1993 for a myriad of good reasons. So, every single year we are reminded of what total clowns they are.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that makes me laugh my ass of is the maroons that go on BSD and post stories about wonderful tOSU, and how Tressel is a great man, et al. It is nonsensical.

by txhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, there's really only one moron who does *that*, specifically.

But there are a-plenty of them on all of the OSU blogs. I prefer the ones who seem to be attempting intellectual ability to the ones who talk like their native language is a combination of Finnish and Dingo, but they’re all great.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 3, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rambler may have many things to apologize for:

his picking up and murders of random hitch-hikers, his torture of the animals on his farm, and his Paterno-hair-clippings shrine.

But hatred of OSU is not something he has to apologize for. Especially in times like this.

OhHowIHateOhioState.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

have you gotten banned from Along The Olentangy yet?

judging from the SOP admin panel, half the BSD authors have gotten a banhammer thrown at them and had all their comments deleted. they seem to be a bit sensitive over at ATO.

by Loretta8 on Jun 3, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO SUBJECT LINES!

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had a rule about not putting any text in SUBJECT LINES for a while.

So, you know, you decide.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They still do

I was checking it out earlier today for the first time actually and they actually had a post reminding their visitors not not use the subject lines because it’s cat-nip for trolls.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

The rule makes no sense?

Why eliminate the one tool that can be used to hide idiotic comments and pictures?

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

supposedly, it helps the flow of the conversation

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a great "conversation"

When the usefulness of a subject line was pointed out to them.
I believe it went something along the lines of:
Everyone else – Hey, it’s good to be able to close pictures and comments. Also, stop being dill holes
Them: No it’s not and you will be banned.

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no idea where the "?" came from.

I’m not sure that I typed that. There’s must be a curious ghost in my internets.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're Ron Burgundy?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried to be rational and argue for use of the subject line

but was told essentially, “you agreed to the rules when signing up so fuck off”

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course they would never say something as vulgar as "fuck off," either.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

SBB had the first comment there that said

This is America
Yes, I yelled that

It got deleted about 5 seconds after posting

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohio State fans

have horrid, uniformed opinions about everything and sucks for the rest of us.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got banned from ATO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HELP IS ON THE WAY

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. And I thought LTP was bad.

This is unreal. Considering how fantastically the last OSU blog crashed out at SBN, it seems that an over-the-top absurdist group like ATO is the only type that really had a chance.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder why their comments are so low

(outside of this week and the thread where I mocked them)

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2001

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its hard to figure out.... isn't it?

I guess we can leave all 10 of their commenters to discuss very important OSU issues better than any other OSU blog without any subject lines

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.....

I honestly just don’t like most of the content. Too serious.

That and that rule. Ugh.

I will not go quietly in to the night…

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2011, 2ish PM PST

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY

sorry… that movie gets me ALL JACKED UP.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think ID4 got me banned????

I’d like to think so.

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2011, 2ish PM PST

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only if you posted a clip of it

with a subject line

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried

but experienced link fail

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2011, 2ish PM PST

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll bet the "debates" are really heated over there

guy 1: i’m sorry sir, but I’m going to have to apologetically disagree with you stance on that issue.

guy 2: no, I’m sorry, but I should have understood how that line of thinking may have unintentionally offended your idiologies. best friends?

guy 1: best friends!

/man hug
/end scene

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either that or pistols at dawn

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2011, 2ish PM PST

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

in place of end scene

cut to weird poorly lit warehouse at midnight where two best friends sexually explore brutus.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES!!!

how could i leave Brutus out of this?

I think sometimes Herky gets a little lonely. He doesn’t need anything fancy like a dim-lit warehouse or fluffer or anything like that, but I think maybe dinner? perhaps a movie? It’d be nice.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Herkey is not lonely

he can get all the tail he wants in Iowa City.. like Warren Holloway.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

reminds me of Chappelle's show

with the puppets……….in snoop dogg’s voice….

I get so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

havent seen that

but reading that in snoops voice totally works

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened to We Will Always Have Tempe?

Did they just not keep enough readers?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aha.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he retired.

Which is a shame, because he was a really good guy and that was a good blog.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

That was a quality OSU blog. I wonder why the ATO guys got the nod over eleven warriors or Inside the Shoe.

"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."

The Daily Norseman
Off Tackle Empire
SB Nation Minnesota

by Ted Glover on Jun 5, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

didnt one of the admins on the last osu blog

track down some michigan fan who was trolling them at his office or something? i remember hearing about something completely absurd like that.

by Loretta8 on Jun 3, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

That was the Buckeye Battle Cry. And it’s a case study in how not to behave

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that where he informed the boss about what the guy had been doing on company time (or some bullshit like that)?

For some reason in my head that was Brian over at the Michigan blog.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 4, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wolverine Liberation Army

broke the story. They explain it far better than better than I ever could

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 4, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

THAT'S what it was.

I knew it was one of the Michigan blogs where I read it. It freaked me out cause I was at work when I read it, and hadn’t thought about the fact that someone could do that.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 4, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is a chilling story.

As an insurance guy I immediately thought of the repercussions on SBN’s Professional Liability policy if they indeed got that guy fired or even reprimanded

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 4, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just got banned from ATO

for the heinous crime of posting a few .gifs.

anyways, in the banning message, the ATO guy used my real first name in a very condescending manner, which is a) douchey and b) really weird because i made sure a while ago to edit my real name out of the user profile that only blog managers can see. so it appears this guy actually took the time to google “Loretta8” in hopes of tracking down my real name.

my real name isn’t some huge secret or anything, it’s not really that big a deal to me, but it strikes me as more than a little odd that he’d go to that much trouble.

by Loretta8 on Jun 4, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw the gifs. They were damn good

Probably gone now, but they were there when I looked over that ridiculous thread.

The first name thing: That sounds pretty ridiculous to me. Certainly not on the same lines as contacting your employer, but ridiculous in its petty and researching nature.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 4, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Really? You were just making snarky little comments and they banned you for that?

I might have to never go back there now…

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEP

don’t mock our rules while following them

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2001

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe your sig should say 2011, not 2001

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

preemptive banning

HELP IS ON THE WAY

~Banned at ATO since June 3rd, 2001

by SouthBayBuckeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer subject lines

because then i can scroll throw a large thread quicker with the comments collapsed.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

and i just learned

after almost 1000 comments and a year here that you can collapse threads.. good man DM.. good man

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

an SOP commenter got a warning there. they had an article titled something like “luke fickell could learn from pat fitzgerald”, this guy responded with “more like lane kiffin.” that was apparently over the line.

so to answer your question, yes.

by Loretta8 on Jun 3, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one

who is tempted to see if I can get banned with one smart ass but still pertinent post over there?

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do it

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

With the recent news

there has to be some good material to work with. I really need to be inspired though. And bored. That site was just dry as hell when I read it.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who needs real news?

Just tell them that you heard a report that stated Tressel caught T.P. bangin his daughter in a new car.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the challenge

I could get banned here with one post if I wanted to, but to do it with an actual legit comment wrapped around a cattle prod, that’s a trick.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about something about recruiting?

Like………….

OSU will always be a national powerhouse because of their school’s rich history and success. I’m sure you guys will bounce back. We Iowa fans hope you do because it just doesn’t feel right having the leader of our noble conference wrapped around such ridiculous accusations. If nothing else, recruiting should be off the hook with all the free advertisement SI did for your booster program. Make it rain!

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I like this

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would just go with ...

I bet you butt-lickers miss John Cooper now, don’t you?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 3, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does Michigan

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think of UM as the old folks home

of the Big Ten.

WAKE ME WHEN MATLOCK IS ON!

WHERE’S MY SANKA!?!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 3, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

They probably would have avoided

RichRod if Cooper had hung around

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make sure you use a subject line.

That should help your chances.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or

write a bunch of posts with a strikethrough

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU BROKE THE INTERNETZ!!!

let me try to fix it…

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I put a strikethrough inside italics and fucked everything up

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its ok

I got your back

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did you fix it

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just selected the italics

and deleted the opening tag, leaving the closed tag to stop the ongoing formatting issue

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable

by ClaybornSmash on Jun 3, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see. Good looking out

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remeber the day when all of the comments on here were in italics?

That was fun. I think it was during a game thread or something.

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 3, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Totally my fault

Fucked up so bad I got a personal email from HFMR about it.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 3, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The italics were so weird

I thought it was SBN for most of the time

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HAVE THE POWER

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Screw it
JUST GO ALL CAPS ON THOSE BITCHES!!!!!

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just copy one of the posts

that got Bellanca banned from MGoBlog (I’m pretty sure there are several) and modify it for aOSU

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, that's good

you should use that one though.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

thanks a rec

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My version was,

“I wonder if the Big Ten will be taking Tressel’s rings back? But then again, how many pawn shops do they want to visit?”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

As an Ohio State guy

I hate having to rec this. Yet I must…

"Lord I pray for the eyes of an eagle, the heart of a lion and the balls of a combat helicopter pilot."

The Daily Norseman
Off Tackle Empire
SB Nation Minnesota

by Ted Glover on Jun 5, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

Can we keep him? Pretty please???

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 6, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

There’s probably a 90 day processing period for your membership request. You know, so that they can check out your past posts to see if you’re Love of Algorithm or whatever-the-hell-that-site-is-called material.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry about leaving off the subject line

What a creepy website! It’s like you’re walking into some creeper petter ass’s closet or on the set of Population 436 or……..NEW JERSEY!!

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 3, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stopped by there on Monday or Tuesday,

and was approved that day. And I was using subject lines and everything.

Maybe the mods were still deciding whether or not to commit suicide at that point.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um
What’s with you guys and tOSU anyway?

Successful troll is successful?

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you run your own Iowa blog,

and you have the same name as a former Iowa offensive guard, then I think you have the sort of “blog-cred” that declares you are not a dirty Buckeye troll.

And I know you were kidding, Freedumb, but I wanted to give MikJones some props.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I been to his bloggy-site.

You’re right, I meant no harm. I just couldn’t fathom how someone could honestly ask that (thought maybe he forgot how to use the sarcasm font).

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

If hating fOSU is wrong

I don’t want to be right.

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer

by Flakbait on Jun 3, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i live here

not as good as sioux city
but i miss sue

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am completely fine with the cupcakes that make up our non-con schedule

getting some wins in and learning what it feels like again (as well as generate a little excitement) is just what this team needs. If they start the season 12-2 there will not a ton of people well informed enough to point out that it was against a bunch of scrubs.. this looks like the perfect strategy to get MAD.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 11:13 AM CDT reply actions  

This is exactly what I was thinking

& I’m looking forward to watching it happen next winter. Feels like we’re continuing to turn that corner. No looking back now, ya hear?

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why yes I did

It appears the magic happened just as the email notifying me that YES INDEED, HawkeyeGirleye, we shall bestow Iowa football season tickets on your house this year arrived in my inbox. It was a lovely moment.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 4, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

frank zappa said it best

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen… Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
procceds to dump these inside of his shirt…
He turns to us and speaks:

“SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!”

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
yuk… let’s try that again…!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

“SOME PEOPLE… SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY
THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD’S GREY
EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS… THE MUFFIN!”

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

you’ve heard the live version,,,,
replete with Captain Beefheart

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 3, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

Frank + Captain Beefheart = ALLsome!

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 4, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Regarding the practice facility

I was going to do a fanpost/shot on this but I’ll just post it here. At what point does the University run out of room and start tearing things down around Kinnick? Like, do you think they would ever move the baseball field or pave over practice fields to make room for parking? Would they destroy the old parking lots and build large garages? Or will these never become a problem? I know that getting out of the area on gameday is hellish and I can’t imagine what it’s going to be like in 10-20 years when there’s more people. I couldn’t ever imagine a new Kinnick but at the same time a day will come when we’re simply out of room and some things will have to get torn down. And I think we all know that it’s NOT going to be anything UIHC related.

by mikjones24 on Jun 3, 2011 11:19 AM CDT reply actions  

I really think the old fieldhouse is on its last legs.

Sure it’s on the other side of the hospital, but it’s not as if people weren’t already walking through that lot anyway.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its days have seemed numbered ever since they opened that spiffy new Rec Center on the other side of the river.

I think it’s toast within a few years.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the next academic building up...

is slated to be a new building for the College of Pharmacy and if the field house does get at least partially torn down I imagine that they would put that building there.

by Argulor on Jun 3, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

The CoP building was outdated during my time in the early 90s

No tears will flow (at least none of mine) if it goes.

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 3, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe,

but they keep refurbishing parts of it every few years.

It would make a ton of sense to build a more modern wellness/recreation center, though, considering that seems to be something that many other colleges are doing these days. And now I see Ross’s post, and I guess U of I did build a new rec center (the one with the new spiffy pool, right?)

Another thing I could see them doing is putting in a big parking ramp in the parking lot that is near Carver. It might screw up sightlines to the Arena, but that’s what I’d do.

Something they could easily do is buy up some land down near the strip (maybe near where the softball diamonds are?) and build a ramp or a tailgating lot. For the truly lazy (like me) or the handicapped, they could easily run a shuttle bus to and from it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

And when I say softball diamond,

maybe I meant soccer/field hockey area. I can’t remember what’s all there at the moment.

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by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Soccer & field hockey are behind the hall of fame building.

Same street (First Ave/Mormon Trek), just opposite sides and different intersections. Football would benefit more if the lot/ramp were on the soccer/field hockey side.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

What am I thinking of,

at the bottom of the hill where Hawkins Dr crosses the strip, across the strip from the Wig and Pen and The Vine? I think there is a soccer field there, near the track? And the softball complex is on the other side of the track?

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&cp=6&safe=active&biw=1280&bih=566&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=kinnick+stadium&fb=1&gl=us&hq=kinnick+stadium&hnear=0×87e45f7aa02f4251:0×55ee60432ce6ddc0,Cedar+Rapids,+IA&cid=0,0,15045068451174126430&ei=IRDpTZm3E8Tr0gGnqdyZAQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&resnum=2&sqi=2&ved=0CDEQnwIwAQ

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by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a better link

http://tinyurl.com/3wtbpkm

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by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

The new rec center is on the other side of the river, across the street from the main library.

I haven’t been inside, but it looks quite impressive from the outside. I don’t know if the Fieldhouse refurbishing jobs were just attempts to keep things ticking until the new rec center was ready or not.

Do you mean putting a ramp in the lot that’s currently between the Dental building and Carver? That would be interesting, although I suspect the neighbors would pitch a fit.

I think you’re talking about two different areas at the end of your post, too. There’s the strip of land on the Coralville Strip that has the softball field and… something else (I forget what now). That’s very close to campus. There’s another area with soccer/field hockey fields much farther out (it’s right by the undergrad parking lots). It’s not very close to campus, although the Cambus routes do go out there.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think lots could work at either end.

But they’d be targeted at different crowds/sports. The Carver crowd probably wouldn’t be overly excited about matriculating from the baseball fields up the strip and hill, but a shuttle could be great, especially during winter months. While the football crowds probably wouldn’t have too much issue if they’re able to put another lot/ramp on Melrose behind the HOF buildling, considering how many people park at Finkbine anyway.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

While some people probably park somewhere on the strip and walk up to Carver, that would be a bitch when it is real cold or when snow is blowing in your face. A shuttle would be almost necessary if more parking was down there.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Carver crowd probably wouldn’t be overly excited about matriculating from the baseball fields up the strip and hill, but a shuttle could be great, especially during winter months.

Are you thinking of the softball fields? (The ones across the street from Walgreens.)

Duane Banks Field (baseball) is on top of the hill, the same level as CHA and Kinnick. It’s the “stadium” (such as it is) right next to the current Iowa football facilities and practice fields. It’s also basically right across the street from CHA and the dental lots. The more I think about it, the more I would be shocked if they didn’t tear it down and replace it with facilities for football/basketball and/or parking.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I was thinking of the softball complex,

and that one soccer field down where Hawkins crosses the strip.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

As Give Eddie pointed out, I’m not sure how much building you want to be doing there given the floodplain issues.

(Which is yet another damn problem with the Iowa City area… the best land is already limited to begin with and then a decent chunk of what there is in goddamn floodplains. That flood with every “hundred-year flood” every 10-20 years…)

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a lot of empty space out by the Hawk Lot out by the rec fields

One (probably minor) thing about that, when I was a freshman they told us they had land reserved out there in case they ever needed to expand the Hawk Lot, whether for student car storage/parking, or for commuters, which part of those lots are also used for.

Those soccer fields along the Coralville strip/HWY 6, next to the softball complex, I believe is also a flood plain, or at least it was in 2008 when Old Chicago and Wig and Pen were 6 feet under water. So I don’t know what kind of structures would be allowed in there.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 3, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.
Those soccer fields along the Coralville strip/HWY 6, next to the softball complex, I believe is also a flood plain, or at least it was in 2008 when Old Chicago and Wig and Pen were 6 feet under water. So I don’t know what kind of structures would be allowed in there.

Yeah, I was thinking about that too and remembering all the pictures of that area being underwater. That might not be the greatest area to build in.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, the possible flooding may preclude a ramp,

but you could use it for tailgate parking if needed.

Because, some of the tailgating that goes on in the current ramps or that handicap lot just across from Kinnick (between a ramp and the tennis building), just aren’t big enough for the tailgating that currently goes on there. Especially when the drunk assholes assemble their giant tents on the back of their giant pickups.

/excuse my tailgate-minimalist anger.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, pave the whole grass lot and turn it into the RV lot

This will probably never happen, since people with $.5 million rides are also forking over the big bucks to the Athletic Dept, and I doubt the would want to take that walk to Kinnick. On the other had, would I rather park in a huge ass lot on the strip, or park in a campus lot or ramp on the east side of the river? I can’t really say. The thing is, people that park on the extreme east and west migrate towards the stadium for tailgating anyway.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

We used to park on the hill out near the hill at Myrtle and Riverside.

And more frequently, we parked at that elementary school (Roosevelt?)

Now, we usually park in a ramp or in a metered lot near the dorms. I prefer the metered lot, because even the ramps get full sometimes and some people aren’t very considerate in there when there is a huge game.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

A good way to get around the flooding issue for a possible building in that area,

would be to build the first few levels as a parking ramp then build the rest of the building above it.

True North here in CR is doing just that. They bought the old library and are remodeling it for parking and then they will build up from there.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what they’re doing with the new Federal Courthouse? Because building it next to that fucking river is an excellent idea.

by txhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, building it next to the river...

is probably better than building it IN THE RIVER.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I was growing up there we were proud of the fact that the only other city with their courthouse on an island was Paris. It made the two somehow comparable.

by txhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Wikipedia entry for that place is great.

First, they’re like:

Functioning as a civic center rather much like the Île de la Cité

But then a few sentences later they are forced to admit that it was devastated by a flood BECAUSE IT’S ON A SMALL ISLAND IN A RIVER.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 3, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

my town (Waterloo, IA) also considered building the county courthouse in the middle of the Cedar River here, back when tensions between the East and West sides of town were influential in important decisions.

But, they put it on the East side in Waterloo, and that was a mildly intelligent decision.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just thought of how cool it would be

if they converted Mays Island to a jail, a la Alcatraz. Then, they could put some sharks with freaking lazers on their heads in the Cedar, to prevent inmates from swimming to the shore.

I can think of no better tourist attraction than that.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The area near Mays Island used to be home to some giant fucking channel catfish

And when the original dam was being built (before the 5-in-1 dam) some of the workers were actually eaten whole by GIANT FUCKING CATFISH. There are old newspaper (I think Gazette) stories chronicling the events.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is very hard to believe.

A short google search did not help me. Please feel free to pass along anything you might find if you have time to research it.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, catfish are bottom feeders. I don't see this

happening. I don’t think even the Mekong Catfish are known to eat people.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Mekong Whiskey, otoh

Will totally eat people.

jtothetweet
Yet while Tressel's admirable qualities have been trumpeted, something else essential to his success has gone largely undiscussed: his ignorance.

by jtothep on Jun 3, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Long time wrestling adversary

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 3, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually yes, the Mekong catfish eat people.

I remember hearing locals talk about it a few years ago (after the tsunami or a typhoon/cyclone or something). They were talking about the fish eating the dead bodies and mentioned that people are occasionally swiped off the banks (usually children, but adults aren’t unheard of).
This is why I fish with a rifle.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I came across the newspaper articles years ago

I did wonder if perhaps they’d just drowned and the fish were blamed, but I distinctly remember an eyewitness account from a different dam worker.
It’s weird stuff. I’ll try to find it again.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have lived in the Waterloo area now for over a year

I miss Cedar Rapids and that town is no shining city on a hill.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waterloo/CF hasn't been a pleasure palace the past few years.

But, it’s home, it’s what I know. And, I have been able to go see UNI Panther basketball while Iowa has been sucking in hoops these past few years.

Yes, there is more to do in CR, and it’s closer to IC, but for some reason, I just always think CR is a bit too divided and cheesy for my tastes. And don’t get me started on Marion.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE Cedar Falls.

It’s terrible. There’s next to nothing in that town except UNI and that Target distribution center. The only time I’ve ever been to CF I was taken out to a club IN A KMART PARKING LOT.

Just so I’m clear, I’ll say it again. I HATE Cedar Falls.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The nightlife scene,

especially in CF, has improved since then.

Was the place you went to called Shagnasty’s, or Coconuts, or Joker’s? If so, you should stop being friends with the person who took you there.

Downtown (Main Street) of Cedar Falls has a few decent spots. College Street in CF has a couple. In Waterloo, it is wise to know somebody who can lead you to the good spots, because otherwise you can end up in the middle of a gang shootout if you go to the “wrong bars.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was coconuts.

The bar itself wasn’t terrible, but seeing a KMart or Target or whatever in the same lot gave me a good chuckle. It just set the stage for a giant disappointment of an evening.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it is in the lot in front of Kohl's.

And your friend definitely took you to a shitty, populist (not in a good way) place.

The Main Street Parkade would have been better. And, depending on when you were there, College Hill also might have been a better choice.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Hill used to be cool (haven't been there in a few though)

And if you went to Coco’s/Shag’s without getting gang date-raped or contracting syphilis from a bar stool then count your lucky stars.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That place once also held teen nights, which got canceled.

I’ve been to 15 or 20 bars in the area, and I’ve always stayed away from what was once Shag’s and is now Coconuts.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

Now that I think about it, that’s exactly why we went. We had a 19 year old in the crowd and couldn’t go anywhere else.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes a bit more sense.

But seriously, if you are ever again in CF, check out Main Street. There are 5 or 7 bars down there within about 3 blocks, and several of those bars are decent (although, usually pretty packed on Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh, it was a female during my college days. I was doing/going wherever she wanted me to.

She was a native and swore it was fun. I didn’t care what happened at the club as long as we left together.

by The Mexican't on Jun 3, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lived in Marion prior to here

and didn’t mind it all that much. Heres the thing about Waterloo, I can’t find a decent place/neighborhood to move to. The wife and I need to rent for a year or so and where in CR you had bad neighborhoods that you wanted to stay out of in Waterloo you have a few good neighborhoods you are trying to get into.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if you have to rent...

it will be tough to find something decent.

If you could afford to buy, there are plenty of OK-to-decent-to-nice places. Obviously, nicer=pricier.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. we are learning that

need to rent for a year so we can buy so we are just in a tough place right now as most rentals are in a part of town where I would not feel comfortable leaving my wife home alone.

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

See if you can find something...

in the west edge of Waterloo, almost near Cedar Falls. That is where I have lived most of my life, and where I currently reside. I’m still alive, have never been shot at or knifed, and my neighbors are all great people between the ages of 50 and 65.

I may sound a bit racist or class-ist here, but you probably want to stay away from East Waterloo and inner West Waterloo. The south edge of town is usually pretty good, but pretty pricey. I’m not an expert on Cedar Falls.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, everybody always gives Waterloo such a bad rap.

Sure there are some bad parts of town, but what city doesn’t have that issue? Both W’loo and CF have gone through some great upgrades over the last ten, fifteen years. I’ve lived and worked in both towns for all of my adult life (I’m 32) and I grew up 30 min. NE of the ’loo. Each town has their positives and negatives.

I live in Cedar Falls and I love it, but will I move when I get my degree (non-traditional student woohoo!)? Sure will. But I always envision myself moving back eventually because it’s near my family, and I am fortunate enough to have a family that I generally love and enjoy spending time with.

I look at it this way, there is something to knock about each and every town in Iowa. It depends on the people you surround yourself with that will effect your view of the town for the better or for the worse.

by stanzipants on Jun 3, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're from Sumner?

Anyway, I enjoyed my one year in CF as a student at UNI. If I were forced to live up there, CF would be my choice, definitely not Waterloo.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope not an Ace but we played them from time to time.

I’m from Fairbank, which no one has heard of. I am a product of the Wapsie Valley school system.

by stanzipants on Jun 3, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know Wapsi people

hell of a little bball program

He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!

by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 3, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Been there a number of times.

I’m originally from New Hampton.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 3, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Small world.

I know a few New Hamptonites. Good people.

Yup, Wapsie tends to be known for their football and the McKowen(sp?) family for basketball.

by stanzipants on Jun 3, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they had a very good

volleyball team a year or two ago. Maybe they have a good squad more often than that, too.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, interesting questions there.

The article I linked to noted that one of the things on the long-term facilities agenda is doing something with Duane Banks Field — either upgrading it or building a new one out by the soccer/field hockey fields. I think the latter is more likely, since that’s prime real estate that’s currently being used by a so-so program that draws very few fans.

I would also tend to think we’ll see ever more parking ramps, since that’s a far more efficient way to use that (limited) space.

As far as Kinnick moving someday… It’s a possibility, but I think that will be an ugly battle when it comes. Personally, I still think it would make more sense for move some of the dorms like Quad, Slater, and Rienow, but time will tell.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

To clarify...

the CURRENT location of Duane Banks Field is prime real estate, not the area out by the soccer/field hockey fields, which is a part of campus no one seems to remember unless (a) you or your friends play on one of those teams or (b) you have to park out there.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

To FURTHER clarify...

This is the area I was thinking of:

I think this is what’s being referred to here:

Iowa can choose to rebuild or renovate Banks Field at its current location or build a new field out by field hockey, soccer and tennis — the "Hawkeye campus."

Someone please correct me if I’m wrong.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's how i read it.

I gave this a little thought last night when i read the article, and the problem(in my opinion) with both the land on the strip that Chazz is talking about and the eastern part of the map above is that it is low-lying marshy land, which i’m not sure would be easy to change (or mainly to get approval for). I could see them moving Banks Field over to just south/southwest of the storage lot in your map, where the rugby field is now. That would maybe give them the chance to use the commuter part of the lot for parking, and since it would be right on Melrose, still gives good visibility and accessibility.

by rupertj on Jun 3, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I very much agree about replacing some of those old dorm buildings,

but some (part of the Quad, I believe) are on a historic list (because they housed soldiers during one or both of the World Wars, IIRC).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would be a little annoying if true.

An important historical factoid, sure, but the Quadrangle buildings themselves are nothing special, as I recall.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 3, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, they look pretty shitty/old to me.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

No dorm is worth a historic tag

Even if Gorge Washington was conceived there.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Especially if Gorge Washington was conceived there.

by txhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

My 1st/2nd grade teacher would not be happy with that typo

Well no teacher would really…

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I missed the typo until TXHawkeye pointed it out.

But, my reading and writing has been for shit lately, so…

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So your saying...

You would have given me shit—if only you had seen it :)

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, it made me laugh in a juvenile way, so I was appreciative.

by txhawkeye on Jun 3, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was probably 50/50

whether or not I would comment.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have expected a great picture

Something like:

That’s George at the Gorge – provided my 1st pic attempt succeeds.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe this?

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave it to the pros, son.

Gorge Washington:

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will do

It was going to be George at the Gorge…but it was not meant to be.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is he dressed like Cap'n Crunch?

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 3, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The pizza doesn't bother you?

But the outfit does?
There are definitely crunch berries on that pizza though.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that Martha didn't serve George some Chicago style after one of her legendary "big fat bowl"s?

Surely you don’t think our first President was unAmerican, do you?

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 4, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I give up…

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking. That or Chazz's idea

Move the baseball field and build a complex of ramps for parking or build a ramp down on the strip and run a shuttle. But, I doubt the U wants to run a shuttle so I figure they’ll do the first thing.

by mikjones24 on Jun 3, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

One thing about ramps,

they will probably limit any ramp to about 5 or 6 levels. I think they like people being able to see Kinnick as they walk up to it, and most of the ramps are only about that tall now.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agree

I love seeing Kinnick as I drive on 80 and I can’t imagine they’d build one obstructing the view even from that far out.

by mikjones24 on Jun 3, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget awesome kinnick flyovers

Still the best thing about the tOSU game. Well, that and it being Jimmy T’s last game there.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec

Should have thought of that too.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 3, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very good point, GiveEddie.

I usually site that in various discussions about Kinnick, and completely neglected that fact today.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

…that much pre-game coverage with the BTN peeps also means that we’re liable to get hypnotized by Smilin’ Glen Mason’s ever-present RICTUS grin and gleaming chompers.

Rictus? Damn near killed us.

(In fairness, he beat us in 1997, 1999, 2000, and 2006, and Ferentz won from 01-05, and Hayden beat him in 1998).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Thanks,

I actually had that typed correctly, then changed it just before I posted.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

We better not lose to BSU

That would really piss me off, and ruin x-mas.

Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.

by BoiseHawk on Jun 3, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

my problem with the B1G title game coverage is this quote from the article:

"The BTN will not be producing the championship game on behalf of Fox," Silverman said. "The Fox Sports team will be on full force with all their bells and whistles making the championship game a significant event."

If Fox does it like they did the BCS, we’re screwed. I’d rather it was the BTN producing it for Fox.

by rupertj on Jun 3, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm hopeful we'll get Gus for that football game.

If Charles Davis is involved, I’m going to cut a bitch.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

It’s both of them. And they’re apparently going to do a couple football games on BTN in the fall. I would venture one of the night games shown on BTN, because why wouldn’t it be one of those? And Northwestern-Iowa is a night game on BTN…we can only hope we don’t crap the bed (again) this year against jNW (knock on a giant piece of wood).

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 3, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Getting ready now.

This one? Nope, too Michigan-y.

A scissors? Nope, too OMHR-y.

There, that’s the one:

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 3, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

You gotta rip in your couch!

jtothetweet
Yet while Tressel's admirable qualities have been trumpeted, something else essential to his success has gone largely undiscussed: his ignorance.

by jtothep on Jun 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't call 911 for help...

Cause 911 is a joke in yo town.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 3, 2011 1:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

My 5 y/o thinks photo #1 is super cool

He even noticed the skulls on the knuckles. BTW, he was Wolverine last Halloween…

The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.

by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 3, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

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