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Aim high. Seven-on-seven drills are underway and they include the return of a certain star receiver. A certain star receiver who has his sights set on a very big season.
Then, he’s reminded the records might take some time and that Derrell Johnson-Koulianos’ receptions (173) and yardage (2,616) are way out there."Oh yeah," McNutt said and then laughs. He’s told that it would take an unprecedented season in Iowa football history as a receiver to catch Johnson-Koulianos.
He smiles and eyeballs the cameras mischievously. The look says it all.
"Unprecedented" is putting it mildly in this case; McNutt needs 86 receptions and 1071 yards to top the records set by DJK just last season. 86 receptions would be four more catches than any Iowa receiver has ever had in a season (after Kevin Kasper's 82 in 2000), while 1071 yards would be both a school record in itself (old record: 1037 by Keith Chappelle in 1980) and just the fourth 1000-yard season in school history (joining Chappelle's '80 season, Quinn Early's 1987 season, and Kasper's 2000 season). And none of that even touches upon the fact that with an experienced offensive line paving the way for a bruising, talented running back (and a somewhat inexperienced quarterback calling the shots), Iowa's far more likely to lean on the run in 2011. But, hey, it never hurts to dream big, Marvin.
And if McNutt attracts too much attention from opposing defenses?
"What if they triple-team me? Then Keenan Davis should definitely be open," McNutt said of the former Cedar Rapids Washington star.
Well that's certainly true.
Those responsible have been sacked. Updating the Stanzi piece from the previous INP, one of our intrepid readers (o-lineu) emailed ESPN's Bill Williamson to inquire about the controversial statement. Williamson's response?
Wow, thanks for that. That was a simple, but bad mistake made in the ediitng process. It was the socut [sic] who said it not Stanzi. It has been fixed.
BW.
Well then. Score one for lazy writing and bad copyediting. We can rest easy: Stanzi didn't throw his supporting cast under a large motorized vehicle of any sort. Case closed.
As the ears cauliflower... It doesn't take a rocket scientist (or a media analyst) to guess that the highest-rated sports on BTN were football and men's basketball. But can you guess what the third highest-rated sport was? Women's basketball? BZZ. Hockey? BZZ. Wrestling? DING-DING-DING. And that's with the majority of events being tape-delayed and often aired at odd times. Hopefully BTN keeps those figures in mind when setting the 2011-2012 television schedule.
In other college grappling news, the National Duals tournament is a-changin'.
The changes will eventually include 24 teams, consisting of 11 conference dual champions and 13 at-large bids. Those teams will be divided into four regional meets with the champions advancing to a final four group to determine a national champion. Regional meets are set for Sunday, Feb. 12 with the final four, likely hosted by one of the competing teams, scheduled for Sunday, Feb. 19.
In the short term, these changes seem designed to wreak havoc with dual meet schedules. In the long term, though, the changes seem like a great way to boost the prestige and quality of the tournament. Dual meets are an enormous part of collegiate wrestling and the current system undervalues them; the changes to the National Duals tourney could go a long way in fixing that and giving us another means of determining which team really is the best team in the nation (it may or may not be the same team that wins the team title at the current NCAA Tournament).
You've been Brommer'd. You may not have noticed it, but one returning Iowa player has been noticeably absent from Horace's excellent Prime Time League recaps so far: Andrew Brommer. The Brommernator has been rehabbing from minor knee surgery and should find it out soon whether or not he'll be able to participate in any of this summer's PTL action. In the meantime, he's looking ahead to his senior (how time flies!) season:
Brommer, a Rosemount, Minn., native, said his effort against Sullinger and Ohio State gives him confidence he can compete each night against the league’s premier centers."I see that I can do that against the top talent in the NCAA, so why can’t I do that against everybody?" Brommer said. "I just take that as motivation, and I run with it."
Nothing like the power of positive thinking, I suppose. Asking Brommer to suddenly regularly produce stat lines on par with that OSU game (12 points, 6 rebounds) is probably a step too far for Brommer. The thing is, Iowa may not even need that sort of production (only seven Big Ten players averaged at least a 12-6 last year) out of Brommer. In 2010 he doubled his scoring and rebounding totals (to 3.1 ppg and 2.4 rpg); if he can do slightly better than that again, he'd be posting numbers in the same ballpark as Jarryd Cole last year (8.0 ppg, 6.3 rpg). Iowa's success next year isn't going to hinge on Brommer suddenly transforming into an All-Big Ten post player -- but they do need a general level of competence out of the position.
MY HUCKLEBERRYZ
* Parking around Kinnick is going to be even more of a pain in the ass in 2011.
* My biggest takeaway from this article? Of course Norm drives a Caddy.
* ESPN's Big Ten Blog ranks the league's best quarterbacks (Vandenberg checks in at 6th, behind all of last year's starters except the Purdue and Penn State combo platters), running backs (Coker checks in at 6th, too, behind a quintet of more experienced backs), and wide receivers (McNutt places 3rd).
* Mike Hlas remembers a time when The Des Moines Register was great... sadly, that time was long ago, when the Big Peach ruled Sundays and Gannett hadn't yet turned the paper into a pale shadow of its former glory.
* Jim Delany wants to tweak the College World Series format to give more opportunities to northern schools; southern schools are, unsurprisingly, not particularly supportive. FUN FACT: No Big Ten team has made the College World Series since Michigan in 1984.
* Mark Cuban's lawyer files one of the greatest briefs ever.
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WORLD CHAMPION DALLAS MAVERICKS!!!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
The Big Peach
Oh, how I fondly remember Sunday mornings reading that section with my dad.
Anyone remember the “Find the Football” game? The Register would airbrush the football out of an game action picture and overlay a grid. You had to select which box the majority of the football was located in.
Fun times. Fun times. (This was pre-Internet, you whippersnappers!) [Christ, I’m only 35.]
The Reg hasn't been the same since The Big Peach was no longer printed on peach paper.
It was a sad day in 1999 when that first regular newspaper colored sport section was printed. Sad day indeed.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Reading the BP at my grandma's kitchen counter
while drinking some Five Alive and eating fresh kolaches is a treasured childhood memory for me. Well, that and reading the hugely unfunny line-up of comics in that paper (Wizard of Id, Marmadulke and Family Circus, ftw!).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Dysfunctional Family Circus
can be hilarious. Turns out dick jokes make everything funnier.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Thus the entire basis of the internet
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Jun 23, 2011 3:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
FIVE ALIVE.
That’s making my top 10 juices list.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
It should be numbers 1-5
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes I wonder if Shredder fell in a vat of Five Alive.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my, what a reference
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Fresh kolaches........
//Homer J. Simpson’d
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 23, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a Kolache Factory
In St. Louis. It’s actually a national chain. Haven’t gotten there to try them yet. Soon.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Jun 23, 2011 9:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They will never top St. Ludmila's Kolache Festival kolaches.
Get there early in the morning (Saturday or Sunday), or you ain’t gettin any.
Of course you’ll have to wait another 50 weeks until you can get them again, cause it was just the other weekend. I’m already counting the days.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
If you want the best kolaches, go up to Czech Days in Protivin, IA.
Third weekend in August every year. You’ll never want a kolache from anywhere else.
And if you can’t get up there, there is a lady from Cresco that has a booth at the Farmer’s Market here in CR that makes them as well.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
That is so weird.
I hadn’t heard of kolaches until I lived in Houston. No clue I could get them in Iowa.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
CR is very proud of their Czech Village
CR people: any update on what’s happening there now? I know they were having a hard time rebuilding after the big flood
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
They moved the Czech Museum
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's rebuilding, yeah.
I took a bike ride down to that area with my father and looked around.
Sykora’s bakery (THE source for kolaches) is still open. Sadly Pohlena’s meat market (the source for the best hot dogs in the world) has closed its doors for good. Al’s Red Frog has expanded into the neighboring building and the new place is called Al’s Blue Frog. 16th Ave music is closed, and the building is temporarily housing some exhibits while the museum is being moved to its new foundation. There’s a bank around there (right across the street from 3rd street live) that was converted into a bar, called Capone’s. The kitchen is behind the vault, and you can sit at tables behind the teller windows. Art deco theme.
Brunettes not fighter jets
Danke.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 25, 2011 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I've never had store-bought kolaches.
They’ve always been homemade in my family.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
There isn't a lady living in Spilville, IA that doesn't know how to make a good kolache.
Some of the old men sitting around town still speak Czech.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought I'd be happier when I found out Sean Keeler got the axe.
But I’m not. I guess I don’t really wish unemployment on anyone (except possibly Colin Cowherd and Lil’ Wayne).
So the Gazette is officially the last bastion of decent sports-writing in Iowa (and it probably was before this turn of events, too).
Is “The Big Peach” trademarked? If not, someone should start a blog named that, and write about Iowa sports.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Keeler is gone?
Hadn’t heard.
Now he can start his blog, which he will name The Big Peach.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Shit.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
One more reason to love Mark Cuban.
I’m no lawya, but it sure seems like the legal equivalent of grabbing your junk and screaming “RIGHT FUCKIN HERE”.
I love how he doesn't ever just say "Dallas Mavericks"
He has to say “World Champion Dallas Mavericks”… And including a picture of the post game celebration? Genius
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
This makes me sad...
That he doesn’t own the Cubs
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Jun 23, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The only thing that brief is missing is a middle finger.
Or a trollface.
U MAD, ROSS PEROT JR.?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I love the bit at the end
“Although they are quite content at the moment”. Sort of a, I don’t give a fuck what you think.
If teams are using their safeties to double McNutt (LOL)...
my guess is we’ll be pounding the rock rather than throwing it Keenan’s way, no?
I reckon it would be the othe way round
Pound the rock first, then unleash McNutt, then throw in a bit of Keenan
All wrong
Definetly end-around. They will never see it coming.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
especially on 3rd and 8
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
@keepitupguys for the tweeting
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 9:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
OH SHIT, MY FACE!
Oops. Wrong Cheney.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 23, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Bubble screen with McNutt on the opposite side of coures
Of course we’ll drop the ol’ fake bubble screen against Michigan—they will never see it coming.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Tight ends will rule the season.
Mark it down.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess we can mark McCann't down as an ass man.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I prefer the Dime Package...
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
So are you saying that's NOT you on the right?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No, I'm the one in Al Snow's hands.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
!eM pleH
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone call DRUGS
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 23, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"Of course Norm drive a Caddy"
Not just a Caddy, a 2006 Cadillac Seville.. I couldn’t picture Norm driving an Escalade but a Seville fits him perfectly
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
or a brake foot?
Probably just slams the ebrake and slides into every parking spot.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
@keepitupguys for the tweeting
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 9:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
You drive with two feet? Weird.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I do
and so do most people with a clutch ;)
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Oh, do I miss driving a stick.
FWIW, I don’t believe a Cadillac Seville even has a stick as an option
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice save on the Seville options
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
A quick wiki search proves you right
It also shows that the Seville hasn’t been offered since 2004. Which makes it more likely that Norm would have one really.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Wait, how does he have a 2006 Seville if it hasn't been offered since 2004?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
He looked at Cadillac and said
“Where’s my other foot? I broke it off in Lincoln’s ass.”
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 23, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
They call the car an STS now
though all the recent leg problems might explain why it’s a 2006. My question, which I open for suggestion, is what do you think KOK drives? The mind boggles…
Don Nordmann, we hardly knew ye
I can totally see this
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I would love to see video
of Norm sliding into a wide handicapped spot
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
we know they like our football team, they're also taking after our driving skillz

I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
@keepitupguys for the tweeting
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
That single handedly
disproves the female Asian driver stereotype.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's moving slowly on my browser
so not entirely.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
Someone green this.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy to oblige
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
and she didn't signal her left hand turn either
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
She did check the bumper though.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that this gif is more mesmerizing
than any other i have ever seen.. i can’t look away.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 23, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Mom looks on approvingly
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
there's no way she needs training wheels
but then i think, maybe she does just for this stunt
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I want those tri-colored wheels on my bike.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 23, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupd work network
It blocks half the gifs/pictures, and usually the best ones. This included. Will have to wait until later to see its glory.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, you mis-spelled "stupid"
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I always wanted to get a shirt made
with an arrow that points up (towards me, in other words) that says, “I’M WITH SPUTID.”
by Bucketochicken on Jun 23, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The Norm Wagon

"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Come on now, we all know how old school Norm is.
He’s be rollin on 20" Daytons.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 23, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah, that's Notti Boy's whip.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking Lincoln Continental.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Tweak the CWS for Nothern teams?
Thats a joke…get better players and teams then
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves
and warmer weather
A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves
by waterboy31321 on Jun 23, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been working on that by burning things constantly...
especially Priuses, Pri-i, Prius (no plural?)
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
In other game day news
The Melrose Avenue Neighborhood Committee has upped the ante from their original reasonable sounding appeals. Now they are screaming at how horrible all those football troglodytes are on game days and are demanding that the University and City provide porta-potties and clean-up services. I have sent a note to the City Council complaining that my tax dollars are being spent to subsidize all those unregulated private parking businesses. I have asked that the city require that game day parking vendors be required to apply for and purchase a permit like all other vendors. The permit fees could be used to lease porta-potties and trash clean-up from all of these parking vendor’s customers. I don’t expect anyone to listen.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
by Kluginator on Jun 23, 2011 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Rec'd
though I must say that more porta-potties and trash cleanup are not unreasonable requests IMO
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
i really want to rec this more than once
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 23, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Breaking news update:
The Melrose Avenure Neighborhood Committee has renamed itself to Fun Haters United.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You've got the name wrong: Funhaters United, or FU for short
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it's Fun Aversionist Against Kinnick Union
FAA KU
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 23, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Funhaters United Close to Kinnick Wanting Area Dirtless Society
A bit of a stretch.
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Jun 24, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Works for me
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as we're requesting things that won't come to fruition
Can we also request some women’s only porta potties? They had them at a Chiefs game I went to once (on Thanksgiving—and a whole bunch of random shenanigans happened on this trip, like my brother-in-law sharing an elevator ride with a girl in only a sheet and nothing else while he had his arm up the turkey’s ass that was about to be deep fried in a hotel room, but I digress), and they were divine. Toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and the entire area not covered in piss was glorious.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Also about an hour wait to use them
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe not since there aren't as many women at football games as there are men.
That is one of the many things I love about going to wrestling meets at Carver, there is rarely a line at the women’s restroom.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
How do the arenas at UConn or Tennessee survive the Womens' BB games?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Please tell me that is a fantastically executed lesbian joke
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Does a table of lesbians out to a nice dinner
all leave together at the same time to “freshen up”?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Deep-frying a turkey in a hotel room? Are you fucking kidding me?
That’s how stuff like this happens.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 23, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
There are some fantastic Youtube videos of deep-frying turkey mishaps
Not quite as cool as dropping a block of pure sodium into a lake, but very cool.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, that's cool
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I once had an idea...
to do this as a prank. Put a trash can full of water on someone’s front lawn, roll by in a car, and toss some plain sodium into the bucket. That aughta wake ’em up.
But, I never tried it. Here is a neat clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Mfric7JUc&feature=related
My high school chem teacher put a beaker of water in an old glass-vent-hood, made us sit at the other side of the room, and put in a small chunk of sodium. We waited ten or 20 seconds, nothing happened. He put more in. About ten more seconds, and the thing explodes, putting a nice crack in the glass-vent-hood. Good times!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, it happened
And it was delicious. And really, yeah, make sure you follow the directions in that video because shit like that will happen. If you’re an experienced deep turkey frier, however, it works when the damn hotel room doesn’t have an oven. I wouldn’t, however, recommend trying to cook rolls in the turkey oil. Nasty.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as you're frying the turkey
you may as well plug in a toaster oven.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
by Flakbait on Jun 23, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I should specify
It was doughy crescent rolls from the canister.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Worst. Beignet. Ever.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 23, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Deep fried Turkey is one of the best meats I've ever had
Amazingly moist and juicy. Highly recommended.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You expect your hotel rooms to have ovens?
Interesting
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Jun 23, 2011 9:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's weird,
because I expect my hotels NOT to have random guys wearing sheets in the elevator, with their hand up a turkey’s bum.
I guess we all have our expectations.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I read that as:
The girl had the sheet on.
The guy had his arm up the turkey’s ass.
I’ve seen better and worse at the hotels I’ve been at.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 23, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, your interpretation is probably correct.
And yet, I think I prefer hotels/motels with a bit more civility than bedsheets-as-clothing and frying turkey.
One night at an Embassy Suites, the little girls next door were having a karaoke jam until at least 2 AM. I understand that not all people live the same lifestyle, but there should be more common sense and respect.
/I’m 29, but bitching like I’m 79.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
We are going to be thirty in July
and I have realized that the pool of people that I am even willing to tolerate is shrinking at an ever increasing pace.
Embrace your grumpiness you codger.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
It's not us.
It’s them. People are dumb.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 23, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That is my philosophy
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Yeah, Chitown.
Makes me glad we live in a society where everybody gets second, third, and often fourth and fifth chances.
Just like today’s events in Iowa. The Minnesota teen who blew away two Iowa gas station clerks was given a life sentence, and smiles while it is being read. And mental health professionals had told his parents that the kid should be committed all the way back when he was 11. The kid had fantasized about murder for pretty much his whole life, he had been thrown out of daycares for bad behavior as a child.
It’s nice to be compassionate, but sometimes, we need to look at the society and its requirements with a bit more respect and effort.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That kid is spooky
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, state law makers are defunding a lot of mental health services
and leaving many mentally ill citizens with no one to turn to for assistance (non-state agencies are also shutting down due to a loss of funds).
All of this on the heels of the teen you mentioned, and the nationally reported football coach shooting (perpetrated by someone with mental illness), not to mention the congresswoman who was shot by someone with mental illness.
And yet Joe Public doesn’t seem to care until it’s their family member being hurt.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
But we should probably just keep giving tax breaks to companies to get them to locate in Iowa.
Why would we need to help those with mental illness? Why spend money educating our young people?
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry.
I just burned my soapbox so I can’t stand on it any more (before I get into trouble with Otis).
I just had this discussion with a coworker and the line between BHGP and reality blurred a little, which is kind of like being on magic mushrooms or something.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
There are a huge amount of problems with how we deal with mental illness in this country
Prominent celebrities/politicians/religious figures will do everything they can to hide their illness or the illness of a family member. I could tell you amazing names as my wife is a Psych RN at UCLA, probably the only well-funded (and therefore well-treated) public psych hospital in the Western US.
The vast majority of homeless people are homeless because they have serious mental illnesses. They use, on average, over $100K/yr per capita in free medical costs because we won’t fund homes that would cost less than $50K/yr per capita. These people don’t fucking have bootstraps, and it’s awful how we treat them.
Mental illnesses are not looked at as they should be, just like physical illnesses. They suck. Some can be cured, some can’t. But they’re not the “fault” of the person with the illness or an indication of a weak person.
I’ll stand on this soapbox with you all day, Eyeheart. It’s a passion of mine.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
While I agree that mental illness shouldn't be a stigma, or referred to as a weakness,
it would seem like sometimes it is an “abnormality” that can’t be very effectively treated. Like this kid from Minnesota that just got the life sentence. And possibly that shooter from Arizona, (I know he had issues at his community college, but I don’t know if his issues were life-long or not).
No, we don’t need to commit everyone with depression, but there are some nutty people who should not be on the street. For instance, I don’t think I’m in favor of parole for John Hinckley, Jr.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The point is that we need treatment for people like that BEFORE they shoot someone.
And just to say it, the majority of folks with mental illness aren’t going to hurt anyone but themselves, but the human community suffers a little more every time someone slips through the cracks in the society/bureaucracy.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to agree with that.
But it would appear, from at least a few cases, that there are people that should be treated and still removed from society at large. I know this sounds horrible, and I’m not advocating it for a large number of people.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree with you on this Chazz.
It’s a sad reality for some very ill people. However, those facilities were severely defunded and most of them are either shuttered or heavily private-pay now. You can thank President Bootstraps for that…
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
When this kid was 11
A psych doctor told his mom he should be locked up. Again, he was 11.
NoPants Senior is semiretired from a mental health services career. He’s not a Dr., but he swears there are more people out and about with severe mental illness than we realize.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You should visit the Uptown neighborhood of Chicago.
It’s has the highest density of mentally ill people in the United States and as been the subject of numerous reports in local and national publications. It’s an, um, interesting neighborhood.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
They must not be counting Santa Monica correctly
if anywhere in the world is beating them in mentally ill people
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 25, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Santa Monica is a city
and Uptown is a neighborhood with a single ZIP code.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 26, 2011 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
37 in December
I’m thisclose to yelling at kids who wander into my yard.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm 35 and already do that.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you are all correct (Lycurgus, Chitown, NoPants).
I dread going to places like the grocery store, or busy restaurants. People just don’t know how to act in public anymore.
Last night, a friend and I went to a bar and grill to eat pizza, and maybe watch the end of the Cubs v White Sox game.
They seated us in an alcove that had about 5 or so tables. One family was seated already, and was gone within about ten or 15 minutes.
I was sort of happy, because I can actually converse with my friend and hear his responses. And then, a family is seated in the alcove.
This family was an older couple (probably in their 50s?), what appeared to be their son or son-in-law, and at least two little kids (age 5 and age 8?). The kids were not god-awful, but were occasionally pretty loud (occasionally banging on the table, or occasionally being slightly loud kids).
But the adults were worse. They were loudly talking to the kids in babying voices, then talking over the kids’ noise to talk to each other. And they didn’t really even seem to be listening to each others’ responses, just kept making chit-chat no matter what.
We were seated by the kitchen, but I didn’t notice much noise from there, so I don’t think that’s an excuse.
Now, I know that restaurants aren’t libraries, but c’mon!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If you want real fun, go walk around Wal-Mart on a Friday night.
As Pink Floyd said, The lunatics are in the cereal section
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Friday night Walmart
in Fairbanks, AK and Lubbock, TX is the big leagues
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Yeah.
Friday night at Wal-mart seems to be a place that high school kids like to mess around. No thank you. When I do shop at Wal-mart, it is usually Sunday night or some weeknight when very few people will be there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, how sad.
I’ve noticed that WalMart has become what “The Mall” used to be. Pathetic.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is wrong with that store that it brings out the trash in people?
I don’t shop there, Wal-Mart-free since Sept 1994, but sometimes I have to go with my mother.
I was a Target once and a girl was popping a zit on her mother’s back while waiting in line at the pharmacy, no joke this really happened. I said to myself “Really? I can’t believe this is happening at Target. It isn’t like we are at Wal-Mart in Gardner. Have some self-respect.” You all probably don’t get the Gardner reference but it is an insult in KC, not as bad as Raytown but insult just the same.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions
The Targets here are actually only a step or two above Wal-Mart.
And they’re always going downhill.
The mark of the Wal-Marts around here:
Gettysburg – The bad smell Wal-Mart.
Hanover – We’ve got lunatics, yes we do. We’ve got lunatics, how ’bout you?
Carlisle – The other bad smell Wal-Mart.
Chambersburg – Bad smell, bad people, genetically modified everything for sale!
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I think that toxic smell is a in every Wal-Mart.
I don’t get it, how can they all smell like a chemical burn? Do they pipe that smell in?
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Is high-fructose corn syrup flammable?
If it were, God knows every Wal-Mart would be like the General Slocum when they caught on fire.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I think they smell like chemical-burn...
because they actually do get cleaned, just with the cheapest crap they can find to use.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
"And they're always going downhill."
John Cougar is singing a song right now (and it ain’t Little Pink Houses).
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I rec'd both of your comments here.
Some nose-in-the-air goings-on in here.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 25, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Fun Science Experiment!
While still attending Ohio University (older than OSU, which is why they self-consciously put “the” in the title), my brother and his friends decided it would be fun to see if they could spend 24 hours inside of a Wal-Mart. After full day of eating snack food, using foul restrooms, watching the same video clips on loop and avoiding removal from the store via security guard through all manner of absurdity, they emerged from the store the next day around noon. Of the five, two threw up within the hour and the rest didn’t feel well for several days and could scarcely bear to look at the sun. Neat!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
i would propose
i thas more to do with athens than the walmart
you can get sick spending an hour in that town
i got a story about 24 hours in a BP station
but the source of entertainment wasnt loops
on the security camera
which i disabled,,,,
and thats all i am telling
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I kinda love Athens.
It’s weird and isolated and sort of great.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 26, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I am going to be 40
and I feel old. I was in a car with my 15 yr old daughter and we were listenting to “her” music. I swear to God I channeled my dad as I said, “You call this music? It sounds like dying cows and turn it down, I can barely hear myself think!”
Not to mention I have a co-worker who just celebrated her 23rd birthday. I have been out of HS for 21 yrs. I really feel old.
Formerly known as SpoWAHawk
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
by IAHawkfan4life on Jun 24, 2011 8:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I can guarantee you that your daughter's music sucks and I haven't even heard it.
Damn kids, listen to some Johnny Cash or something.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 8:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I enjoy some Johnny Cash, but it's not like everything he made is gold.
by The Mexican't on Jun 24, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Why don't you say Grant had no right to command the Union army while you are at it?
I can see Johnny Cash being another hot button topic for Rambler.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll cut you.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
And there it is.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I adore Cash
and I rec’d this. When you’ve got that much output some of it is going to suck. Especially when you’re whacked out of your head for a good period.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Bradley Nowell is turning over in his grave
He was whacked out of his head for a good period and there’s still no stinkers.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Sublime is my "Fuck, really?" music at the bar.
Can’t stand it. Will definitely Play Now if it’s a TouchTunes machine.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 27, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not much of a fan of a lot of his hymnal-type songs
but anything he did is 1000 times better than anything done by Beyonce, Bieber, etc.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
We all get old, we don't have to all get mean about it though
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is talking about getting mean?
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Everybody's doing that.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, yeah.
He’s no Merle Haggard, that’s fure sure.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember going on car trips with my parents
and freaking out because the radio wasn’t on or if it was on, it would be news or some such.
I drive now, at 40, and literally pray my children fall asleep so I can stop listening to their shit.
"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF
by The Bacon Explosion on Jun 24, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What I want from the pop music industry
is for them to just skip the middle man. Stop using a real person whose voice is heavily synthesized / digitized on top of a drum track. Just use a damn computer for the whole thing. Our new pop sensation might as well be Watson with a cartoon face.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 24, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m not going to tell you all how old I am. But, I had graduated by 1985 #1, #2, which I attended in the grad students seats. Anywho, I went out front not long ago and kids across the street were shooting a pellet gun into my trees trying to kill birds. This is a neighborhood, but really urban. I told those bastards to get the hell out of my yard in my loudest big boy voice. Then, I went inside and laughed my ass off. They’re terrified of me.
No, and that's we had a frier
But it was a hotel room that had a kitchenette, including a stove top. Stove top, but no oven.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 27, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice shout-out to the Bill Williamson follow-up by o-lineu
Probably not everyone saw that early, good work by a BHGP poster. And a good username as well.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
*earlier, not early
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
STANZI FOREVER SUCK IT NEBRASKA VINT
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:42 AM CDT reply actions
Ok, suck it, South.
I don’t give an Amishman’s pig behind about baseball, but baseball is not a Sun Belt sport. Baseball was invented in New York and Massachusetts and it’s about time you Southern cowards stop playing it in winter. Your weather is unnatural and you’re afraid to play in summer like Yankees.
Also, you lost the War and you have no right to be arrogant ponces. Because you lost. And I dislike you.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You think about the Civil War even when you're showering, don't you?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Especially when he hath loose the faithful lightening on his southern front
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
by Lycurgus on Jun 23, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
One of my relatives got caught by his wife while showering
Without missing a beat, he said: “Hey, it’s mine! I can wash it as fast as I want!”
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if women would prefer that to peeing in the shower?
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
The same can't be said for the post's subject.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
We all get caught. It's inevitable
Like riding a motorcycle. One day you will down it, to think otherwise is arrogance
It should be noted that women are not stupid enough to get caught in either of these scenarios
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
True Fact:
Julia Ward Howe was naked in bed with her lover when she breathlessly formed the timeless words, “Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of…yadda, yadda.”
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
At least Little Round Top.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, and you can suck it, ignorant history hater.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I used to sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic on my way home from school everyday
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
So did I!
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
The Union forever
hurrah boys, hurrah
down with the traitor
and up with the star
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Tissues are provided next to the door.
“Finish the drill… but keep it sanitary, if you know what I mean. We use plenty of bleach [at BHGP] already, and need your cooperation to keep our supplies bills down. In football terms: no hits to the head or upper chest, gentlemen!”
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 23, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
My gf and I
had a debate last night. She doesn’t believe the south started the civil war. She also hates to admit she’s wrong though so after I pointed out the incident at Ft. Sumter, she didn’t say much.
Also I have a job interview in 14 minutes and I think I’m gonna puke. (yeah, I really want this one)
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
According to the TV show "How the States Got Their Shapes" the war started in KS and MO.
Every year that war continues to be fought in the form of the always important Jayhawk v. Tiger football game. Sadly no one outside of those two states cares about that game.
When I lived in Houston for a short time I was called a Yankee…twice. I had never been called a Yankee before and took offense as a Royals fan. I told both gentleman that the war was over and that I was from Iowa.
Good luck w/ the interview!!
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I was called a Yankee
in Arkansas. It was kind of funny.
and thank you. I think it went well. We’ll see. If not, I have an offer on the table waiting. Either way, 6 weeks from now, I’ll have a new job.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Good luck.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The Founding Fathers didn't mention secession in the Constiution.
Frankly, let us consider the following:
- The Treaty of Paris was signed between Great Britain and the United States of America – NOT the individual states.
- The Constitution’s establishing a Federal government, in the opinion of many, including disparate sources from U.S. Grant to some Southerners (I can’t remember the quotes, but some important Southerners felt that why they would have to secede, they had no legal grounds to do so), made secession null and void.
- The Supreme Court found after the war in several cases that secession was illegal.
- In his inaugural address, Abraham Lincoln told the South flat out that they would have to start any war.
The Founding Fathers were not, I think, blind enough to ignore secession just because. I think they considered it illegal and unacceptable after the Constitution was ratified. In any event, in their wisdom, they gave us the ability to change the Constitution and a system of courts to determine the exact ruling of the law. The South, if they wanted to leave, had two ways to go:
1) Attempt the legal way, go to the Supreme Court, and/or modify the Constitution.
2) Start a war.
They started it, they wanted it, and we finished it. The War of Southern Treason and Foolish Aggression is an accurate name.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
For argument's sake...
Would it have been so bad, slavery notwithstanding, if we just let the South go? Aside from vacation destinations and retirement communities I don’t see what it has to offer.
I was the principle of the thing
if the south had successfully seceded the Union would have continued to dissolve as other states would have decided to go their own way as well. They needed to quash that shit and the mark that Lincoln’s dick left on Jefferson Davis’ face is still evident on his skeleton.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
See: USSR continuing to crumble and splinter
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus, the south controlled the southern portion of the Mississippi
which would have made getting goods to the east coast and abroad freaking expensive or impossible
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
What is most outrageous...
… is that history books have sided with the Southern version of history.
The narrative that Robert E Lee was a great man, who personally did not agree with slavery, is disdainful.
That the war was about something other than slavery, but rather states rights.
That after the war with the South in ruin, that northerners who went down to the south as civil servants to help with reconstruction and are still denigrated as carpet baggers or scalawags.
Having recently visited Stone Mountain for the first time, it is despicable that 3 traitors that took up arms against their country are honored – rather crapily on what is perhaps the ugliest monument ever concept-ed. What is most shocking, though, is that the engravings weren’t completed until 1972.
And the fact that the confederate flag is popular iconic symbol in the South, rather than being reviled like, say the Swastika, is shameful.
Having all of that transpire…yeah I think accommodations are necessary to help the Big 10 get a few baseball teams in the CWS. Is that what we are talking about?
by Reggie Roby's Wrist Watch on Jun 23, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is not surprising considering a lot of the text book publishers
are from Texas. This must be changed.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
The war was about state's rights!
That’s why I fly the Confederate flag! I’m not a racist! I just want states’ rights….
to slavery. No big deal or anything guys. I’ve always thought it interesting that the institution of the Confederacy has been popular since its collapse, whereas the Nazi establishment (with symbols like the swastika and SS runes) has been legally banned since its fall.
"As for conducting an orchestra, that's a job where I don't think sex plays much part."
The confederacy was a regional affiliation
whereas the Nazis were an elitist political organization.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Lincoln's dick on Davis' face...
Wasn’t that the original title to “Battle Cry of Freedom?”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It was on the book jacket
Don’t even ASK what Sherman was up to.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You mean like oil?
Or cheap labor and country music?
Considering the population shift to the south over the last however many years people would have been migrating to another country. Don’t get me wrong, the South is like a whole different country and all, but I would guess you would need an actual visa and passport to live there.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
The south would not make a friendly neighbor
Anything that puts more Texans in charge is a bad thing for the world.
Skol!
It would be weird
If Chick-Fil-A was a foreign food.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Jun 23, 2011 9:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did Somebody Say Civil War?
BOOM
Yee-Haw! I ride again!
by Cornshoe Hammaker on Jun 23, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
you sunk my battleship
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 1:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Twister, anyone?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Also known as PJ Hill is Famished.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jun 23, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Is responsible for an entire generation of carpal tunnel.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Having spent a little time over at OTE
I can’t decide who is more persistent;
1) Rambler redirecting discussions with archaic American history references or
2) Fake Pelini attempting to turn every post into a discussion of Husker greatness.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
or
3) Buckeyeski and SouthBayBuckeye trollin hard core on every article. Its amazing how a few bad posters can ruin the comments on a site.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 23, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
for the record, I did not say ruined .... I said persistent. Just sayin.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
noted.. i said ruined
I have avoided OTE for the last week or so because I just got sick of it, I’ll be back eventually
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 23, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Then you missed this
for the Land Grant, you had a forced rivalry playing for what is the most embarrassing trophy ever. I mean, have you seen that thing? If my kid put that thing together and said ‘Dad, I made you this great trophy because you’re the best Dad in the world’, I swear I’d drop him off at an orphanage and drive over that hideous goddamn trophy as I pulled away,
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
this
In fact, I don’t think I’ll go back at all. Better places to spend my time laughing instead of reading those kids taking themselves so seriously and trying so hard to be taken as a relevant press source for football analysis. They also love trolling us for no apparent reason; other than maybe because our home blog is the best in the conference and they’re just jealous? (obvioustrollharhar)
Give me our third grade ms paint photoshops, funny gifs and civil war discussions all day over that place.
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
by sailorjerry on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Its too bad really
because OTE is a great idea and they have some very talented writers over there. Ted might be the most rational OSU blogger that I’ve read, Hillary is great for a jNW writer and obviously Bama is awesome. It is literally 3 or 4 commenters that have taken over the boards there and ruined any discussion worth having or laughing about.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
This place
has been blissfully free of that.
I gotta say though, I think the trolling is due to a noticable Iowa presence, and we fight back. Usually pretty well. So there’s a few over there that like pushing that button. Whatever. It’s not like the Iowa fans over there are innocent of doing that.
When does football start?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Not damn soon enough, sadly.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, and some of the Iowa fans that post there are complete idiots
I think there are a few that post at OTE that don’t say much here.
by The Mexican't on Jun 23, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll thank you for using my name when you're talking about me.
But yes, I went to OTE for that “Minnesota fan makes fun of Iowa” post, and encountered Fake Pelini and those asshats from OSU, and haven’t gone back.
OTE was so much better as The Rivalry, Esq. Kind of the opposite of the real Big Ten, actually.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably me
Sorry, but Pelini and those two buckeyes bring out the worst in me. I swear i have yet to see a Pelini post that didnt have something about Nebraska and how great they were in it, no matter how irrelevant it is. the other two are just annoying assholes.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 23, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
LIke I said, I don't see the person around here much.
I know which BHGP asshats to ignore. I hadn’t been around OTE enough to recognize the idiots over there until a week ago.
by The Mexican't on Jun 23, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
there are very few bad regs here
in fact i cant think of one.
could this be like the rounders line “if you cant spot the sucker then you are the sucker”? maybe.
I thought he was talking about me and I actually thought about that rounders line
which is why i didn’t say anything until now
Skol!
It's ME, right?
Goddammit.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 23, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Smart money is on this guy
/where did I leave that ‘two thumbs’ pic?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you guys just keep guessing. We'll make it a game.
However, I couldn’t even tell you the last time I saw the person post here, so I’m not sure what the prize will be. Maybe I’ll have one of my cousins send you a bag of oranges.
by The Mexican't on Jun 24, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
HFMR had the running post a couple weeks ago
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
So that was your cousin.
/wonders where they grew the oranges
//eats one anyway
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I know exactly who we're talking about.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 24, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
JEEZ, I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU GUYS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FUCK OFF, TROLL!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
There is a sign at work
on an electrical panel that I need to manage to get a picture of. It says “Intellitroll”
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 24, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
No need to send the oranges.
I’ll just hit stop by their on-ramp, or pick them up the next time I’m at Home Depot.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
That guy is such a fucking douche.
Fake Pelini, not Rambler. I <3 Rambler, he gave me a summer reading list.
You can’t even have a conversation on OTE w/o FP’s input on UNL. Way to represent your fanbase, ass.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
We need the leaders from ATO
to track down Fake Pelini in real life and ban the shit out of him.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if you really want to track someone down in real life
better call the buckeye battle cry
by Loretta8 on Jun 23, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
Flawless victory.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If that is a play on words, awesome.
I was just referring to the blogger at the OSU blog (was it BuckeyeBattleCry?) who allegedly tracked down a Michigan “troll” at his workplace (and complained to the guy’s boss?)
While AlongTheOlentangy’s leaders may be a bunch of Nazis, I hope they would not stoop to that level. But it would be funny if they did in the case of FakePelini.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey
I’m going to try to read A Full Blown Yankee of the Iron Brigade this summer. I’ll let you know if it’s any good. It certainly wins the crown for best Civil War title.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a great title
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Please do.
I’m almost done with my current book and I have decided that American Lion must be next. I’m not really sure why I have been putting it off but I have.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Rambler no like Jackson.
Backwoods thug.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Why am I not surprised?
So you are saying I should put this off longer and read one of your recommended books?
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I'm not saying that.
For all I know, that book may be really good. Read what you want to read.
But I am what I am. Every mention of Andrew Jackson makes me mad because he remains one of the most overrated political figures in American history. Warrior for the Common Man, my ass. He cared as much for his fellow white man as he cared for the Cherokee, the rule of law, and the balance of Federal power. That is, he didn’t care at all for anyone but Andrew Jackson.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
as well as his wife of ill-repute
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
A "wife of ill-repute" definitely gets it a point in the pro column.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Just remember that half of a portrait artist's pay is making them more attractive without making them unrecognizable
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
that just plays into my kink
Am I the only one turned on by neck folds?
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Anyone? Bueller?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
"Hot dog holders" FTW!
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
She must have been the house mother,
or gave good blow jobs.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
there is no such thing
as a bad blow job
or so my pappy said
and i concur
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I've had bad. Bad enough to make them stop. Sad, really.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 25, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 25, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling teeth were involved
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 27, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Some women suck too hard, like they're trying to suck a frosty through a straw.
"West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies" - Lycurgus (06/24/2011)
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 27, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Some don't suck hard enough
like they are trying to give a bj without any part of their mouth touching any part of your member.
It is akin to getting a blow job from a howler monkey.

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Since SEG isn't here at the moment,
let’s discontinue this topic.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 27, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm on a break from Game of Thrones
And am reading the ESPN bio. It’s good, but Olbermann complains about everything. EVVV-REEE-THING.
If I sat next to that guy in an office I’d make lip farts all day.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I started reading the ESPN book, but classes derailed me.
I’ve since decided that I want to read George RR Martin’s series instead.
by The Mexican't on Jun 24, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I also began to read the new ESPN book,
and kind of quit. It is a good book, but I just haven’t made a huge effort to read.
I used to like Olbermann, and have been watching Countdown. But yes, at some point, he has become a complete bitch. And now, being on Current, he isn’t really reined in at all.
I think that, for “celebrities”, politicians, and other “important” people, it gets to the point where you start believing all the people who kiss your ass.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm like, 130 pages or so into Book One.
Fucking fantastic so far. Makes me feel like I’m reading LOTR or Dune again – the scope is breathtaking. I’m starting to get that “running downhill” feeling as I read – where I just have to keep reading faster and faster and fasterandfasterandfaster.
While we all have lots of bands who influence still... we all rip off Meshuggah!
by Bucketochicken on Jun 24, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I've read LOTR & Dune
and this is better. It took me just over a week to read Book One (mind you, I have three children under 7 and work full-time) and now it’s nearly 1AM and I’ve just plowed through nearly 100 pages of Book Two immediately after finishing the first volume. It’s incredibly good.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't get into Dune, loved LOTR
This may be better than LOTR
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 25, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
The first 60 pages or so went pretty slowly; the next 100? Fucking lightning.
While we all have lots of bands who influence still... we all rip off Meshuggah!
by Bucketochicken on Jun 25, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm at about the same point.
Father-in-law said I should read the first book to supplement watching the first season. I just keep finding myself wanting to hurry up and get to the second book.
by The Mexican't on Jun 25, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
The format is tough to follow
But the last quarter of book one just flys by. It may be some of the best paced and plotted fiction I’ve ever read.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 25, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
The first is worth your time.
I’d already seen the first 9 episodes when I bought the books. I thoroughly enjoyed the book despite knowing what was happening as it added layers of detail and perspective as well as providing interesting differences for comparison’s sake. I’m already 150 pgs. into the second volume after starting it late last night.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
im jealous of all you people
that get to read the books for the first time
so so good. and just over 2 weeks until book 5 finally drops, 5 years behind schedule.
but luckily
i live in the ohio town named after him in 1815
and we relish we were named after the general
not the president
which confuses a lot of the kids in 8th grade ohio history
and was prior to his very ugly treatment
of the original americans,,,,,
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I am reading Lincoln and the American Manifesto
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
You're showing your Americanness there.
Archaic? It happened less than 150 years ago. Such an attitude would be mocked in Europe. I’m not an European (By the grace of God!), but I will mock you anyway.
Stupid git.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
This is too bad
I’m not an European (By the grace of God!)
because I think you would make an excellent Bavarian (or Prussian) Count or Archduke. You could be in the library at Neuschwanstein reading Clausewitz, drinking whiskey, and working to perfect Napolean’s victory at Austerlitz on a scale replica of the battlefield.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
In London
Any “old” building was constructed prior to the fire of 1666, everything else is new.
"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF
by The Bacon Explosion on Jun 24, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true
I remember standing at a bus stop during a visit to Oxford, looking down, and realizing I’m standing on the grave of a man who had been dead for 600 years.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw this on the SBNation scroller at BHGP home page:
Iowa State Running Back Arrested (No, Another One)
I wouldn’t call my feelings on this schadenfreude, more like a “watch where you point that finger” comeuppance
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
I hope this isn't
just AIRBHG practicing.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Gotta stay sharp!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope he has decided to Go West
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ04BG7TfA
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I checked out the forum on this topic on Cyclone Fanatic
by the recommendation of PlannedSickDays. He had a few comments on his site pulled from the forum. Unfuckingbelievable.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 23, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Deleting posts
is the quickest way to kill a site. I’ve been coming here far too often for almost two years now and I only recall hearing about it happen 4 or 5 times. I think they were all either political or obvious trolling. For which I commend the site mods.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I have had a few photos deleted
but I am learning where the BHGP boundaries between tastefulness and art collide. Campbells Vagina Soup may be awesome art but also not very workplace safe. Pat Fitzgerald ass sandwiches may be tasty but not tasteful. See, I am learning.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Yay

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Fitzy's ass sandwiches got deleted?
Or were those on the HFMR post on OTE?
/blog-memory-blur is settin’ in.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It appears that OTE has
snatched the ass sandwich from the internet nether regions. Interesting.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
So which decision was less intelligent?
Nealy was told to get and stay on the ground by an officer, but when the officer went to assist a fellow policeman Nealy got up and started walking north on Stange. A BB gun was found on Nealy.
Nealy spurned offers from over a dozen other high-profile programs, including Auburn, Stanford, Michigan, and Arkansas, to head to Ames.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Chazz, your posts are making entirely too much sense to me lately.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 23, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I think part of it is that, during the summer, I can actually post in the daytime,
before my mind goes to complete mush at about 4 or 5 pm.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So now I'm thinking that Chazz is either a teacher or a downhill skiing pro.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Professional dog musher
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
You can't mush dogs in the summer?
Well, hell, I’ve been breaking that rule for a long time.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No competitions, just practice
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Whew!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yukon Quest here you come
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
One of your guesses is correct.
I’ll be over here fixing this ski-lift and re-painting the lodge until you decide which guess is your final one.
/actually, I won’t be doing that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, so you're actually Jack Nicholson from The Shining!
(exterior filmed at Timberline Lodge on Mt. Hood)
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy. All work and no play makes Chazz a dull boy.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
All work and no play make Homer something something
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 24, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
This is too bad
You have to love a mother who would name her child DeVondrick.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Family name. They're from Mongo.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
god love ming the merciless
but i vote for princess aura
what a name
what a babe
go flash go
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Usually ISU folks care about Iowa athletics every week of the year, except one*
*the week after we beat them- – that’s when they “don’t wanna talk about it, man”
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 24, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The only time I've ever cared about ISU is when I got hammered and wandered over to Clone Chronicles to make an avatar bet after the UNI debacle.
Guaranteeing a 2 TD victory after Iowa beat UNI with 2 blocked FGs was foolish. That’s the level of drunkenness that that game drove me to.
by The Mexican't on Jun 24, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing Tyler Motherfucking Sash had your back.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I went back and read it after sobering up on Sunday and just laughed at myself.
I couldn’t believe it when Iowa managed to put an absolute ass-beating on Iowa State the following week. The UNI game may also have been my first experience with the Kraken, so I was in pretty prime form.
by The Mexican't on Jun 24, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Unleash the Mexibeast!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Danny Trejo?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost bought it this week.
It’s front and center at the weird Korean liquor store near my house. They also have six-packs of Jeremiah Weed’s Sweet Tea Malt Beverage, which…fuck, seriously?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
The Templeton section is always empty at my place
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 25, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Bought the last bottle of Templeton at the Binny's on Clark two weeks ago.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Which flavor of Jeremiah?
The lemonade? They’ve also got a bourbon and cola. I don’t remember what the third flavor is. I haven’t found any ’round these parts yet.
by The Mexican't on Jun 25, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
It was actually Sweet Tea.
Not the vodka, mind you, just Sweet Tea Malt Beverage in cans.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not in any hurry to try it.
The Sweet Tea Vodka, on the other hand, has been flowing freely around the house so far this summer.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 26, 2011 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I am not a fan of tea, any tea.
I am willing to try the lemonade though.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 26, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
They have the lemonade and... something else at the new-ish Jewel on Southport & Addison.
While we all have lots of bands who influence still... we all rip off Meshuggah!
by Bucketochicken on Jun 25, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I bought Modelo Especial instead.
Because it’s good.
While we all have lots of bands who influence still... we all rip off Meshuggah!
by Bucketochicken on Jun 25, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
This is an interesting quote
http://hawkcentral.com/2011/06/22/peterson-who-does-what-in-the-legends-division/
"Nobody thinks we’re going to be good because we lost all this talent, but I think we’re going to be just fine," defensive end Broderick Binns said. "We’ve got guys who want to play hard."
Emphasis mine. Considering the Minnesota clusterfuck, it makes you wonder how many of the seniors were just phoning it in…….
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You sound like Stanzi the socut
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for sic
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 23, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I honestly dont think they were phoning it in
i just think some of them bought into the hype too much. Stanzi clearly worked his ass off working on decision making and keeping his INTs low for instance. Maybe the D-Line bought into their hype too much, but other than that i think its an unfair assessment.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Jun 23, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate to say it, but the linebackers seemed to give way towards the end of the season
The BDB defense snapped towards the end of the season with all the dink and dunk offenses we faced. The linebackers lacked experience and it showed. The DLine wasn’t dominant like they needed to be in order to make up for that.
Skol!
I feel like the margin for error is just that thin in the Big Ten,
or among decent-to-good football teams in the major conferences.
To me, I can’t be super-pissed about dropping games to OSU, Wisky, or Arizona. And obviously, when you visit jNW or Minnesota in adverse weather or field conditions, or when you make special teams blunders, it is going to slow you down overall.
We needed our defense to be the lock-down monsters that they can be (and we needed the offense and special teams to not make big mistakes), at jNW and Minnesota. But, instead, we gave up 21 and 27 respectively, and I tend to chalk it up mostly to injuries and youth in the LB corps.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
freshman LBs are like freshman PG in the big ten
That is to say it means losing…at least for us it does (as we don’t land derrick rose esque PGs).
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Jun 24, 2011 8:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ferentz football teams are like Washington crossing the Delaware

It’s a boatload of cast-offs and scallywags riding low in the freezing cold water. If everyone does their job – the oarsmen stroke in sync, the tiller man navigates the currents with intelligence and skill, the General stands tall and leads well then we have a good shot of sneaking up and kicking some mercenary ass; but the margin of success is pretty slim. If not everyone is on the same page or the waters get too rough or the boat springs a leak or two then we end up singing God save the Queen.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
by Kluginator on Jun 24, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
rec'd for the follow-through
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Love the follow-through
But 2010 is a bit like the errors in the painting
1. They are going the wrong way
2. There has never been ice in the Delaware
3. Washington is actually wearing a French General’s uniform
4. Betsy Ross hasn’t sewn the first American Flag yet
5-7. I can’t remember.
"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF
by The Bacon Explosion on Jun 24, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, but JoPa is manning the tiller
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And Tiller isn't manning shit.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
but his stasch,,,,,
everyone just has to imitate god
aka hayden
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Oh, and here I thought the postscript would read:
Leaving Pennsylvania with heads held high.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 25, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not this year, pal.
Time to get McGloin’d.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
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