My Wife Is Happy. And Says She Can't Wait For Fall And Football.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 11:41 AM CDT
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Sorry that I'm just now posting this. I wanted to get it done last night, but after Mrs. HeartFreeDumb got home from the Iowa Hawkeyes Ladies' Football Academy I had to put on my old jersey and give her the old Hawkeye workout.
And then there was that whole Father's Day thing that pushed back the deadline, but here I am to forward on the happenings from Camp Kinnick.
First they took the game day ride in on the team bus, with host Cannondick von Murderstein Casey McMillan.
They changed into their team issued shirts and did the swarm out of the tunnel. They did some meet and greets and then some pictures. My wife is hilarious and had some stories to relay.
She had worn a shirt I'd given her a while back- - it's the Ferentz Is My Homeboy sendup of the Jesus IMH shirts- - but she wasn't wearing it anymore, so she tried to get a picture of James Ferentz holding it up. Unfortunately, the camera or user messed up, so instead...
and his exact words were, "I can't believe they make shirts like this."
She reports that CJ Fiedorowicz is a beastmonster.
And I guess she mentioned to him that I, and others, always call him The Polish Hat, and his reply to her was "Are you Polish?" I'm convinced that this fall CJ will make a catch and hear the announcer call his name, and I'm convinced that as he hears "Fedora-wits" he will get the joke and be highly amused. In fact, I'm counting on it, and I'll be watching for his smile of realization.
Marvin McNutt
is reported to be a really personable guy
and started serenading the ladies in the tunnel, on the way to the weightroom, with a little Rihanna and "Only Girl (In The World)" [seriously, click that link].
I think I may have a new little brother. Which, clearly, would be AWESOME.
Honestly, she got her turn for a picture and she told the Man Mountain to hop on her back. He said "I don't think so." She insisted that she was going to give him a piggy-back ride.
"I don't think that's a good idea, Miss" was his reply (I don't ask her about weight, but I'm pretty sure she's like a buck-twenty), so they compromised.
AND Marcus Coker was giggling at Mlle. Coeur the entire time after their exchange began this way:
Marcus- "Here you go" (hands my wife and her coworker a football each for pictures)
Wife- "Does it make you nervous that we're both holding your balls?"
After the photo session they did some of the pre-game stretching and then broke off into small groups and did different unit stations. They were told that Norm was watching from the press box (wink wink, nudge nudge).
They worked with Soup on routes and other receiver skills, and McNutt threw everyone some passes. James Ferentz (and I think CJ Fiedorowicz) showed them blocking and Coker showed off the zone running. James Morris and Big Daddy Diesel Mike Daniels demonstrated how to get off blockers. Coach Wilson told them they were the worst ball carriers that he's ever seen. And AJ Derby had to explain signal calling and things like the snap-count.
Later they went into the locker room and the weight room(s). CJF threw up 300+ on the bench press, and Diesel Daniels was doing 600+ pound squats (maybe hip sled?). And Doyle went over the technical side of what they do in the weight program.
All in all, it was reported that EVERYONE, the ladies, the players and the coaches, all seemed to be having a lot of fun with something new and light. Even Kirk was laughing and smiling. [There was a lot more that went on, but these were the highlights as relayed to me.] And they raised [edit] about $150,000 for the UI Childrens' Hospital.
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Thanks for sharing
sounds like your wife had a great time!
Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.
That is awesome!!
I will have to send my daughter there next year. She would have a blast!
Thank you for sharing this story.
Formerly known as SpoWAHawk
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
Very nice.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I am so jealous!
Especially about the McNutt pic, I <3 him. It looks like she had a great time, very fun.
Sorry about your wife getting rhabdo.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jun 20, 2011 9:39 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I got a hand written letter from Doyle.
Explaining that he wouldn’t crush my testicles with his vise-like grip if I didn’t tell Pat Harty.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
"Coach Wilson told them they were the worst ball carriers that he's ever seen."
Coach Wilson has obviously forgotten 2004.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
See, I thought of that joke as well
but then remembered that Sam Brownlee NEVER FUMBLED. And that’s about all anyone knows/remembers about the guy.
“Who is this Sam Brownlee character?”
“I dunno, but the guy has never fumbled a football in his entire AIRBHG forsaken life!”
(end scene)
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Also he wore #38 and was from Peosta.
Double major in Math and Trumpet (performance), right? And that moustache! Hooboy!
by Bucketochicken on Jun 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I just meant that NEVER FUMBLES was the Brownlee media meme by the end of 04.
I think they mentioned it every time he touched the ball in our bowl game that season.
And yes, that mustache. I’d like to buy his mustache a beer.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably from all the trumpet playing -
Gives ya strong fingers.
by Bucketochicken on Jun 20, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That's awesome
Thanks for sharing
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 20, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions
This is awesome
And I totally want to do this. I wanted to do it this year, but just never pulled the trigger. I’m totally making my sister do this with me next year (hopefully they do it again).
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions
I'm sure Mary started preparing next year's academy, like yesterday.
$150,000 for the UI Childrens Hospital. Not bad at all. Now it’s got some exposure too, so hopefully next year it will be easier to raise even more money.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't get ANYONE to go with me.
I was so upset and the majority of my girlfriends even like/love football. Clearly something went wrong with their brains. I am currently holding grudges against all of them.
Next year I’m going even if I have to go it alone.
by stanzipants on Jun 20, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
The fundraising thing made it kinda weird and slightly daunting to a few ladies I talked to.
Do you say you’re raising money so you can go play with college football players?
It’s a UICH fundraiser though, and now there are legit results to point to, and to try to top.
You should go next year, and you should take friends with you.
The top raiser pulled in $6,470. And:
For her effort, Passmore received a tailgating package including 10 tickets on the 45-yard line and two VIP parking passes for Iowa’s game against Pittsburgh on Sept. 17.
If you have a special guy in your life who is jealous of you going to this event, have him help you break the fund raising record. None of you will regret it. There is incentive for all to get involved.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 20, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks like the Captain and I would be interested for next year
but like Eyeheart said, it was the fundraising part that was a roadblock for me. Not because I don’t think it is a good cause but I wasn’t really sure how to get the minimum requirement without paying for it myself.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that's mostly why I didn't pull the trigger this year
I got married in Mexico last month, so I didn’t have the extra money nor did I feel comfortable asking people for money when I already asked them to go to my wedding.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
When was it?
I could probably talk my wife into going, if we could make it back to IC when they’re holding it next year. I would be sad just hanging out with friends
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 20, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It was this past Saturday
So maybe it’ll be mid-June again next year.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the most "That's what she said" comment ever.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Jun 20, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I wanted to do it, too,
But was 1) thinking we’d be out of town & 2) not too excited about going by myself. With better planning (on my part) I should totally be able to make this work in the future. Holy Cow, it looks like it was even cooler than I imagined it would be!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 20, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like some of you lonely ladies could have teamed up.
Friends of The Pants, y’all.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be lovely
& there’d have to be shirts (cute girl- shaped shirts & not those cool but unflattering to my body boxy things).
Helps that now we know how it all comes together.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 20, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree--it looks cooler than I imagined it would be
It looks like everyone had a blast. I would imagine next year would be even bigger after the success of the first one spreads. I have talked my sister into going I think. She sounds excited. Plus she and her husband are good friends with the guy that posts all the photos and some video on hawkeyesports.com. He said to keep our eyes on the website for details of the next one. He also said everyone had a blast, but the women were definitely worn out by the end.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Going back for more TWSS, eh?
the women were definitely worn out by the end
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
The funny thing is, I'm usually the one with the dirty mind
but I must be slipping.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Or wishing wistfully for next year's encounter
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I don't need a football camp to get worn out
Just ask my husband about last night.
/Went there’d
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Father's Day'd
Attagirl.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife registered, but our friends/family are a terrible bunch and we couldn't get the $300 minimum required for her to go.
Stupid, huh? Especially considering we’d only need $10 from 30 people and I have something like 23 cousins. Assholes. The wife’s biggest complaint was that the program used only an online donating page. She was of the opinion that a donor packet would have helped drastically. I think she’s just too lazy to make her own envelope.
Must... resist... obvious... racist... jokes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's chock full, isn't it?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
winner
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 20, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
All of the Mexicans here drive either litte Hondas, old pickups, or SUVs.
With few exceptions. I’d like to see some more minivans for the variety.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Up here they drive minivans
with Our Lady of Guadalupe decals in the back window
and #3 air fresheners hanging from the rearview.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 20, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, what is with that?
Spanish or English, whatever, I can’t even make out the letters!
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
As a White Sox fan
I am fluent in Olde Englishe letteringe.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 20, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't find any text for you to translate, but I did find this cool picture:
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Eldon has a really nice American Gothic Welcome Center by the house now.
Last time I was by there it looked really trashy, difficult to imagine in Eldon I’m sure, but it was a lot nicer when I went by there in May while waiting for my Casey’s pizza to be ready.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
There aren't enough colors on the house.
That’s no Mexican couple.
by The Mexican't on Jun 21, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Or shit in the front yard.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Not actual shit.
Just stuff, lots and lots of stuff.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, in Marshalltown...
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Where's the El Camino on blocks?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 23, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
We joke...
But the guys who live here are probably the whiteist of white guys.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be likely to agree
if not for the massive Lady of Guadalupe on the wall.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Only tangentially related: If I had the coin I'd be covered in stereotypical Mexican tattoos.
Our Lady, praying hands, olde english lettering. All of it.
by The Mexican't on Jun 23, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Su es muy loco en la cabasa.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 23, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Since I'm white ...
I’d go full Nordic runes.
But, of course, neo-nazis have stolen all the good designs.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell the truth: This is what you have
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I tend to prefer history that predates
the American Civil War. If I got a tattoo of a person it would probably be Canute hacking the hell out of some stupid Saxon.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Wait a second?
He got a tatoo of Rambler?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh, Rambler carries a Henry
and wears a broad brim hat
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Hell yeah I do.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I imagine Sam Elliot as
General Buford,
I would have that as a tattoo
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Me too!
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Naw. Not me. Waaaaaay too hairless
Ly, to clairify, I’m bald and usually have three days of beard going. I’m halfway through the Aryan startup anyway.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I've still got a little bit of hair on
my head, so that might make it kosher
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Do you have runes?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Man
The Mexicans in Central PA are much cleaner than this.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 23, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You're thinking of Lutherans.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 29, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Since when do Lutherans have Hondas with Gothic lettering?
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Since the edict of Worms
cast them out of the Times Roman community
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
by Lycurgus on Jun 30, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, I'll gladly make this green
and here’s a hot dish for it, too
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 30, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why I married you, my beautiful wife.
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Ly, as a wedding present, I'm giving you this awesome quote by Little Phil Sheridan:
“If I owned Hell and Texas I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.”
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Rambler
Though I feel that being referred to as your “wife” is going to require a supreme confidence in my own masculinity
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
You would have done the same.
I just did it first.
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Since neither science nor faith
know of a remedy to the logic and conviction of a central Pennsylvanian, I will concede and remove my objections from the public forum
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
by Lycurgus on Jul 1, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha, that's true.
Check out BSD today. Mike is a central Pennsylvanian now claiming to be a full fledged Texan. Unfortunately that Pennsylvania stubbornness combined with Texicanness has led him into some really nasty historical revisionism in regards to the Late Unpleasantness and my dander is UP!
I’ll probably be late for supper, huh.
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like your buddy is having
something of a political meltdown
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
WHEN LIBERTARIANISM GOES HORRIBLY WRONG!
In all honesty, I, while unaffiliated with any party, am something of a libertarian. But, yeah, he’s crossed over the River Styx of libertarians.
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you mean to say that
the Polish Hat did not understand the Polish Hat thing? That is so stereotypically Polish.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
The racial zingers are in full force today!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hat Polish
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
$300 minimum donation seems pretty easy for this type of access
How high do you think they’d have to make it for a similar guys’ day to avoid a crushing crowd?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
$10,000
And all the ligaments in your knees for transplanting into future AIRBHG victims.
by Bucketochicken on Jun 20, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
i would still go
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Jun 20, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you black listed if you have pre-existing knee issues?
Skol!
by DM_Purp on Jun 20, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you black listed if you have pre-existing knee issues?
No, all previous Hawkeye RBs are welcome.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 20, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And we have a winner
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 20, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I truly believe that people who donate $10,000/yr already get a similar treatment
Ahhh, capitalism.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not high enough.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This is awesome
I love the fundraising aspect. Penn State’s Ladies Camp is $550, $100 goes to breast cancer charity. I wanted to go but it conflicted with a family event. Maybe next year.
Keep up the good work!
Also
We should band the BSDivas together with all the women here and form sort of superwomen football fan coalition. We would totally dominate the other B1G blogs and murder the SEC.
You went from "empowerment through fundraising"
to “national fan domination” in two minutes.
Maybe the football testosterone is seeping out?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 20, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That's funny. Well noticed.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 20, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
God, I miss wrestling testosterone.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
We are known for our ability to multi-task, am I right?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 20, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't do both...
because math and driving will be involved.
/I’m sorry for making that joke.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 20, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA SCORE!
Wait, no, booooo!
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Rambler said I could be a BSDiva but wouldn't nominate me.
What do you say? Am I in?
I think we would dominate out of sheer number. I don’t spend a lot of time on other boards but I think BHGP and BSD have quite a few compared to others.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely, come on over!
Rambler has no power over us. At least I am pretty sure he doesn’t (he does scare me a little).
I don’t see too many women on the other boards. One or two on RBR, and what I assume are a few on EDSBS. None on the other B1G boards. Of course Holly on EDSBS is probably the most visible woman commentator on any of the SBN boards.
I scare myself! But Mommy said I don't have to wear the helmet anymore!
WEE
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, too, me, too!
I also like the ‘BSDivas’ moniker. Will have to see what can be done using BHGP.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
BHGPanties.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I almost gave that a preemptive strike in the previous post
But then thought, ‘Naw, that would be silly’.
Nevermind.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 20, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The word ‘panties’ skeeves me out. I don’t really know why. Maybe it’s because it’s usually lecherous creepy old men who say it, or at least that I notice saying it.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 21, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't stand that word either
I’m pretty sure it’s because my mom says it. ‘Slacks’ is another one.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 21, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmmm
I like ‘Princesses’ but it’s kinda long (there’s the obvious one I new had to be there somewhere).
BHGSkirts is pretty cute.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I vote for the last one
Wait, I don’t get a vote, do I?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I told you I wouldn't nominate you because I'm a man.
Be fair.
"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."
by ReadingRambler on Jun 20, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
True, you are a man, allegedly.
This is the internet, no one really knows these things for sure.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Rambler is a humble gay girl from Damascus.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Not true. I look like Ron Jeremy and I'm hung like Julio Iglesias
Wait, the other way around!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I look like Elijah Wood.
Well, Frodo Baggins, but you get the picture.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
What a coincidence
I look like an out-of-shape balrog
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
The Elijah Wood they'd cast in the Bollywood version of Lord of the Rings, maybe.
I mean, if you could sing and dance, that is.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And you look like Gimli
but the one cast in the Super-Nordic version.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, can you sing and dance, Kyle?
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, very well, thank you.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Can you dance to this?
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a waltz. Easy.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet, you're the champ.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 24, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope I get to carry a big ax in that version.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I didn't see pictures of it
but they did say they toured the locker rooms. There was a picture of the home locker rooms, though no mention of the visiting pink rooms. I would demand to see it if/when I go.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 20, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, I put the avatar up right after the halftime show
and before anyone knew she was blind.
I’ve been threatened whenever I mention changing it, so it remains.
It’s fun for visiting OBNUG though.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 21, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't realize she was blind, either.
That tells you how much attention I paid to that game.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 21, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Eh, even if you were watching that game, it was very much a "had to be there*" moment, and I mean at that *exact* moment.
And as someone who happened to be there, it was funny as hell.
*by “there” I mean both watching the game AND being actively following the livegamethread at that exact moment.
by Bucketochicken on Jun 21, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it all unfolded really quickly.
by The Mexican't on Jun 21, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I am still not sure what game/incident you guys are talking about...
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was the open-thread here at BHGP...
for the 09 Fiesta Bowl, I think?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds right
And yes, following the game and livethread at that moment was glorious.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Jun 21, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I was there
And felt bad when it Twitter that she was blind. Before that it was hilarious.
I don’t think I have ever seen an animated GIF hit the internet so fast.
Those were my feelings as well but I still laughed.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 21, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was here when it happened and have threatened eyeheart with bad juju if he takes it down. It still makes me laugh. As does the post title, “My wife is happy.”
Absolutley not.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 22, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc
toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc toc
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 23, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Like the tapping of a cane on the sidewalk.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Her blindness was caused by a fever.
And the only prescription, is…well, you know.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
letsgopsu may not get condemned for this
but I think some of you might
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't justice supposed to be blind?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That was the absolute perfect comeback
The thread can stop now, we have a winner
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Jun 23, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
2010 Fiesta Bowl.
The worst greatest game ever played.
Pennsylvania: Leading the nation in Lyme disease since 1787.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 21, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Very helpful link
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 22, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. That was good times.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 24, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite quote from the newspaper article:
“We’re going to create 300 more experts to critique what happens on Saturdays and get on the radio shows and chat rooms,” Ferentz said. “There is a little trepidation on our part.”
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
I think if I would have been there I would have said something about the brown belt with the black shirt.
ARRRGH!! I can’t handle it. It makes me crazy every game. Is that the kind of critiquing he was talking about?
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not everyone can dress like Hayden,
but I don’t think asking for a belt and shirt to match is asking too much.
By the way eyeheart, I clicked on that link and it was awesome.
Yes it was
When I first clicked on it, I didn’t know what the hell to make of it. I just let it roll out and th awesomeness flowed out.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 21, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
And the pleated pants.
Oh for the love of all that is holy the pleated pants.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Pleated pants are one of the clothing items that I question why they are still even being made.
Also, mom butt tapered leg jeans.
by stanzipants on Jun 20, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, why are both of those things back in style?
It is really difficult to find cropped or ankle pants that are not tapered right now. I’m short so high waist is no good. Low rise till I die.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 20, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, if he was wearing khakis and a black shirt,
the mistake isn’t thattt bad. I would never wear it, but it’s a faux faux pas that I have seen on many occasions. Also, pleated pants are the worst.
It is still bad. Khaki is a neutral therefore you can wear it with any color, brown is not.
/What Not to Wear’d.
In addition to being brown, it also has silver metal embellishments that don’t work for me. I used to work with a guy from Oklahoma that had a belt like that. Guy was a freak and it makes me think of rednecks.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 22, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ah... definitely too dressy of a belt.
i should also note that my disdain for pleated pants are pure personal preference.
I think you are with the majority when it comes to pleated pants.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 22, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I love pleated pants
they help me hide my fanny pack when I am in a dangerous neighborhood
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
You should also get a money belt
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
What are you doing wearing your fanny pack inside your pants?
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Coaching football games
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think that is a fanny pack. I think it is his chubby tummy.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
That's the joke.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
On a woman that would be
a vajomach.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
The concept of a vajomach will haunt my dreams.
"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 23, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I prefer Gunt.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Also a classic.
Way better than FUPA.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Had to google that one.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't know it was "Farting Under Pelicans Asses"?
Because that was one of the definitions on Urban Dictionary.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 23, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, long live the Pelican Whore.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds like an expensive request of a very particular type of whore
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Keeping my valuables away from hoodlums
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Here's my first reaction ...
“Eyehart’s wife is a cutie …HOLY SHIT THE POLISH HAT HAS HUGE FRICKIN ARMS!”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 20, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, well done for Eyeheart … DEAR GOD YOU AIN’T KIDDING!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 21, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to rain on the parade here but.....
… does all the “thanks for sharing!” in regards to a wife a little, um,“too liberated”, to anyone else?
On Iowa
Do you wonder...
if Wegher was in the house, whether Eyeheart would be so joyful about this?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 20, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
When is the Gentleman's Football Academy?!
"There is nothing better than being American. If you don't love it, leave it. U.S.A. #1"- Ricky Stanzi, America's Quarterback
Call it Man Camp
Put Doyle in charge and you will pay for the honor of lifting until you shit a kidney.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 21, 2011 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Your avatar is scaring me
It looks like you’re going to tell an underage girl you once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 23, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
But he's still getting in the girls' pants and he even has his own dance
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 23, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I captured the screenshot at the perfect time.
I had to capitalize. I had the same one for a year so I figured this could work for a bit.
I showed this post to my wife and she is in for next year.
Her first comment though: “I don’t catch footballs”. What does that even mean?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
That you are married to Herb Grigsby
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
by Lycurgus on Jun 23, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well, if she has killer speed,
she might be James Townsend.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 23, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
She's a QB, not a Receiver?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 23, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Kicker.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Kathy Ireland?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 23, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to foot BALL!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 23, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You're not supposed to catch it against your boobs, though.
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"
Listen boys. Boobs get in the way of a lot of things, whether you want them to or not.
Ever been stuck in a shirt or unable to zip a dress? It ain’t any fun. From the some of posts the BHGPanties/Princesses/Skirts (have we decided on a moniker? I kinda like skirts, Princesses is a little 6 year old for me) have made I think some of us are of the Chesty LaRue variety.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, not every pass is thrown directly into the hands.
Gotta catch the ball anyway you can. At least if you’re as competitive as I am, you do.
by stanzipants on Jun 24, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Your arms don't move?
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
Alright, I'll confess I'm no Tony Moeaki.
Sometimes I catch the ball when it hits me in the chest. Like CW said, boobs can get in the way and it can hurt. What are you gonna do? They don’t make boob cups like they do nut cups.
by stanzipants on Jun 24, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, aren't you supposed to catch the ball
and then bring it into your chest to secure? Sometimes it just happens closer to the chest. And depending how much you are a Boobs McGee (or Chesty LaRue), it can be anywhere between 1 and 12 inch disadvantage (as in less space between catching the ball and where your chest starts). So yeah, boobs happen.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 27, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
It also hurts to catch a ball with your face or your crotch
that is why I try to put my hands on it before it gets to those places
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
When I was a kid, my Dad was the first to explain that some things between man and woman are impossible to understand.
I think that, no matter how well they explain it, many of us will just be here with a vacant look on our face, followed with appreciation for the female figure.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 28, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently here was some awkwardness as last year’s PSU woman’s camp when Big Red was trying to explain the “pull the ball in” concept to the women in camp, who mentioned the whole boob thing. The story is Big Red blushed and stammered.
BTW, Big Red is the unfortunate soul who Joe likes to yell at on the sidelines
McQueary is simply a glutton for punishment.
I'm like the mice on jtothep's basement beam; scurrying back and forth along the entire length at breakneck speed.
by ReadingRambler on Jul 2, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That is a fantastic name.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 2, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I've always got the women out of their shirts/dresses in important situations.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
*gotten
“got” implies they were out of their shirts/dresses before they even got there. Which is kind of a funny implication in its own right, but not what you were going for
/sorry, grammar and spelling are a ridiculous obsession for me. I can’t help it
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks TRC.
I thought it didn’t sound right when I typed it but couldn’t think of what to change it to.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Where were you when I needed you in those dressing rooms?
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
5 hours away in CR.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
One time was in West Des Moines.
That’s only two.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Jordan Creek Mall
I love their Barnes & Noble.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it wasn't open when I lived there. I was at Valley West.
Many shirts are not made for girls w/ boobs. I would think that w/ all the fakes out there designers would start adapting but I guess when they base their designs off a size two and adjust for larger sizes odds are they aren’t going to get it right. Stupid boobs.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding.
No ample women in the Midwest. None at all.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't be blaming the boobs.
It’s not their fault.
Designers create fashion based on east and west coast bias and gorgeous Midwest girls are the ones who have to suffer.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
West Texas seems to be full of fake boobs
providing a comfortable shade for well-developed pot bellies
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
HAHAHAHA
This is now my sig cause of how true it is.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Jun 24, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
There are tons of women w/ fake boobs on the west and probably east coast
so I’m not buying it.
Men, taking the boobs side since birth.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 24, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
We are boob supporters
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for a BeachGHP meetup!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, post titles like that will get you fired from covering the LPGA
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 24, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Seconded.
Boobs have gotten in the way of my getting anything done pretty much forever.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 24, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
/thinks same, nods head, rec’s post.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
They always help me sleep better.
"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes
I'm starting a new business...
Boobie Unsticking Service. Open 24/7.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
May I apply for one of the shifts?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 24, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Taking apps. Equal opportunity employer.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ooooh! After business hours! Service call charge is doubled.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jun 24, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I vote BHGSkirts
Unless or until someone comes up with an even better suggestion.
I am not of the Chesty LaRue variety but catching footballs still hurts. Not that I do it often but the memory sticks with me.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 25, 2011 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Seconded
I hate ‘panties,’ agree on ‘princesses’ being too 6 year old.
by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 27, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
So, so true.
Nothing will stand in her way!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I think the link gives a decent reason to post those pics. I think.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jun 27, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm.
She had revealed her decision to fans before going under the knife – and many (presumably male) petitioned her in an attempt to persuade her to reconsider.
I’m inclined to assume there were plenty of women involved in this “petitioning” for a variety of reasons, perhaps some feminist I guess, that I can’t really conceive of.
In any event, girls are pretty no matter how big their boobs are. I like girls because they’re pretty. Sadly, my hitting them rarely gets the right sort of attention. When will they learn? :(
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm not a "big boobs" guy. I like trim athletic types.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Sir! You can have both.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz
by Blackheartnopants on Jul 5, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
From the same article:
There aren’t words to describe how crazy she looks.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 28, 2011 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Crazy, hell, her arms are truly frightening.
She looka like a man.
by Carfino'sWay on Jun 28, 2011 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I guarantee you she can do more pull-ups than me.
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 28, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
One?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Jul 2, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Five.
"Man, Oklahoma sucks." - Ki-Jana Carter
by ReadingRambler on Jul 5, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping Lycurgus and I have convinced you all that we're of the Chesty Puller variety.
Because woo military history!
I'm the only Heck my Mama ever raised.
by ReadingRambler on Jun 27, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope the brother of the woman in the background of the Cotton/Herman/McNutt/Davis photo makes sure their parents kiss at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 26, 2011 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Let's hope that was intentional,
to avoid revealing her identity. Otherwise, somebody better get Doc Brown on the line.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Jun 26, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't notice that at all till your comment pointed it out
But I totally LAWL’d & then showed it to my friend (who has no interest in Iowa football having gone to NIU but is a huge movie buff). She LAWL’d, too.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Jun 26, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
I didn’t even notice that the first go around.
Pagin’ Marty McFly!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Jun 27, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
weird
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Why this doesn't have more recs is beyond me.
Whenever there’s a loud, constant noise (passing train, lawnmower, tyrannosaurus roaring, etc.) that prevents someone from hearing what I was saying the first time and I’m asked to repeat myself, I like to shout “I have to tell you something about the future!”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 28, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I 'm sorry if this was already posted but
Eyeheart’s better half is photographed nicely in a recent fyi article
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Damn!
That tackling dummy is now permanently embedded in the Kinnick Stadium turf…which will just result in an Iowa running back tripping over it mid-season, causing his MCL to explode. Thanks, Mrs. Eyeheart!
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jun 28, 2011 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions
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