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Opportunity knocks.  Mas Casa wonders what the future of the Big Ten holds with the standard-bearer over the last decade in tatters and since he's an Iowa writer (and this is an Iowa blog), the focus inevitably shifts to what impact the Fall of the House of Brutus might have on Iowa:

Let’s swing this to the Hawkeyes, that’s why I’m here. Because Iowa is in the Legends (hammer that into your brain, BTW) and doesn’t face Ohio State for the next two seasons, there is no immediate on-field bump. Key word here is "on-field."

In August, Iowa will have 10 Ohioans in camp, including six potential starters (corner B.J. Lowery, DT Steve Bigach, DE Lebron Daniel, free safety Micah Hyde, LB Anthony Hitchens and fullback Brad Rogers). OT Andrew Donnal and TE Ray Hamilton will likely get a shot at starting in their careers.

Secondary coach Phil Parker, an Ohio native, has set up shop. Offensive coordinator Ken O’Keefe also does business in the Cleveland area.

It's tough to dispute either point.  On-field, the effect will be minimal -- Iowa wasn't going to play Ohio State until 2013 at the earliest (barring a match-up in the Big Ten Championship), by which point both teams will look fairly different than they do now.  Iowa may see an on-field benefit then, of course, if the fallout from the sanctions involves as many scholarship losses and potential transfers as seem plausible.  On the other hand, a weakened Ohio State will also have an indirect on-field effect on Iowa: Iowa may not play the Buckeyes over the next few years, but other Legends division teams will.  If we were counting on Ohio State to rough up Nebraska, Michigan, and Michigan State and make it easier for Iowa to win the division, we may be forced to rethink that approach.

The off-field effect could be even stronger for Iowa, though.  As Morehouse notes, Iowa made hay in Illinois in 2005 when Illinois and Notre Dame were in serious flux, and a down Ohio State (particularly one with limited scholarships to offer) could provide the same opportunities.  It still might be difficult to snatch the elite recruits out of the state, but Iowa should have improved odds in snaring some of the second-tier talent in the state.  (Of course, as Morehouse also notes, Iowa will be far from alone in trying to plunder Ohio: every other Big Ten team will be trying to do the exact same thing.)

Star-divide

Do the Metcalf.  The World Team Trials this weekend are overloaded with former college wrestling stars and Iowa's well-represented.  The top name there among former Hawkeyes?  The beloved Brent Metcalf, of course, who won the event a year ago but was upset by eventual champion Teyon Ware in his last event (The U.S. Open in April).  If he wants to get back on the winning track and defend his title, Metcalf will have to get through Ware -- by virtue of his April win, Ware gets an automatic bye into the best-of-three finals here.  As Metcalf notes, there's a lot on the line here:

There’s more at stake this time around. The Olympic Trials are coming to Carver-Hawkeye Arena next April, and the World Championships are the first event in which a wrestler can earn an Olympic qualifying spot for his respective country. Metcalf would like to take care of those matters for himself.

"Even more than that, it’s an opportunity to go and win a World medal — a World gold medal," he said. "You’re only going to get so many of them. You give yourself 10 years, you’ve only got 10 shots. For me, I don’t even worry about the Olympic year right now. I’ve got a World Championships (ahead), this is an opportunity right now to go and compete at the World Championships and win a medal. I failed to do that last year, and I want to give myself that opportunity again."

The nice thing about the World Championships is that they come around every year (unlike the Olympics), but there's still a limited window in which competitors can realistically have a shot at winning medals.  That window isn't anywhere near closing for Metcalf, but you also don't want to waste opportunities.  Other Iowa faces in the mix include Mike Zadick, Dan Dennis, and Ryan Morningstar.  Best of luck to all. 

And in other World Team Trials news, guess who's back / back again.  I have no affection for Sanderson, but I can't deny that it is a little exciting to see one of the sport's all-time greats suit up again.  It's not the first time he's done so, of course -- as the article notes, he got back in the fray in April and torched the competition -- but the foes here should be a bit tougher and provide a better chance to see just how dominant he still is.

What's in a name?  That school that the Big Ten continues to allege exists and that Jim Delany swears is Our Most Hated Rival was in the news this week.  First, they announced a name for their student section: The Ross-Ade Brigade.  Which seems like a thorough waste of time unless they're going to elevate Danny Hope to the rank of Brigadier General.  I also can't figure out why they didn't go with the BHGP-approved suggestion of The Reamer Club.  Take pride in your history, Boilermakers.  Second, power forward Patrick Bade is ditching hoopyball and taking his talents to the football team.  He hasn't played football since he was a junior in high school, but OMG IT WORKED FOR ANTONIO GATES. 

Seeing red.  In other rival-related news, Big Red fans (including ones in, um, Lincoln) may have trouble seeing Nebraska play this fall since there's a tiff between local cable providers and BTN about distribution and fees.  Why, that doesn't sound familiar at all.  Chin up, Husker fans: if you promise to behave, I'm sure you can go over to Counciltucky and watch your boys paste some non-conference patsy on TV there.  And if Nebraska fans didn't have enough to worry about now, stud QB recruit Bubba Starling was drafted fifth overall by the hometown Kansas City Royals in this week's MLB draft.  So: inking a multi-million dollar signing bonus and being a hometown hero for a club with one of the most promising (on paper, anyway) futures in baseball or heading off to Nebraska to get pulverized on a football field for 3-4 years.  Tough call, that one.  (And if Chris Weinke and Drew Henson taught us anything, it's that if you're good enough, you can always give football a try later if that baseball thing doesn't work out.)

Getting drafty.  Speaking of the MLB draft, despite a disappointing year on the field, Iowa did manage to have a few players and incoming recruits plucked by the majors.  Starting left-handed pitcher Matt Dermody went to Colorado in the 29th round (888th pick), incoming recruit Derrick Loveless went to Toronto in the 27th round (827th pick), incoming recruit Sasha Kuebel went to Oakland in the 31st round (946th pick), and incoming recruit Nick Hibbing went to Pittsburgh in the 42nd round (1262nd pick).  It's unclear whether or not the incoming recruits will opt to go pro now and head to the minors or delay that move and stay at Iowa for the next three years.  Loveless, Kuebel, and Hibbing were three of the top recruits in Iowa's class, although given where they were drafted and this tidbit --

Loveless, Hibbing and Kuebel were part of the 2011 Iowa recruiting class that ranked best in the Big Ten Conference by Perfect Game USA. In addition, Perfect Game USA ranked the class No. 48 nationally and fourth-best in the Midwest.

-- that really says a lot about the state of baseball at Iowa (and in the Big Ten, in general).  When the best recruiting class in the conference barely cracks the top-50, nationally, you've got some issues.

 

DOUBLE RAINBOWZ

* If you needed more information about the teams on Iowa basketball's non-conference schedule, never fear: Dochterman has you covered

* Have we really reached the point of the offseason where we're talking about fishing?  Yes.  Yes, we have.

* Julian Vandervelde was one the male recipient of the Big Ten Medal of Honor, one of five B1G footballers so recognized; track athlete Bethany Praska was the female recipient.

* Might Ryan Bowen be getting off the Frantastic Voyage after just one year?  He might, and we could scarcely blame him for leaving a college video coordinator position for an NBA assistant coaching job.

* Finally, the team ratings for NCAA Football 2012 are out.  Huzzah.

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We are the lowest-ranked team with a team prestige of 5 or higher. That says something, right?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 10, 2011 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Also, can anybody explain why Northern Illinois is ranked ahead of us?

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 10, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe the response, to this question, when I saw it on Twitter yesterday was

because NIU has a win in TCF and Iowa does not.

I wish I could give credit where credit is due but I can’t even remember who RT’d it.

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 10, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a puzzler

Especially since their broken out rankings—rating, offense, defense, special teams—are all higher. Northern Illinois has all Cs and Iowa has all Bs. Does not compute.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could be due to facilties or toughest places to play

They have Soldier Field.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 10, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

They have Soldier Field when we play them there. That’s it

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, they also get it against Wisco this year

but, yeah Husky Stadium is hardly a fortress.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT'S ANOTHER HUSKY FIRST DOWN!

I’d like to dump a pot of molten gold on that guy’s head.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that NIU announcer derp is a true dragon, I'm Superman.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least now I understand that when you stayed here

you walked around in red underwear the whole time.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

UP UP AND AWAY!

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gross.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 11, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if I liked that more or

Drogo just leaning into the blade further, pec first. Just a fucking monster.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

That room decor was ripped off from last month’s Martha Stewart Living.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you guys are totally gonna be first in line for the new Conan the Barbarian movie, right?

What with your Drogo boners and all?

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 10, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

More Dany than Drogo for me

Not passing judgement, just sayin

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about first in line

But I’ll definitely see it, especially with Drogo as the Barbarian.

I see a lot of movies though. Can’t wait to see Super 8, though I’ll probably wait until next weekend to see that. X-Men this weekend.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh? I heard it was like 85% on rotten tomoatoes.

And regarding Game of Thrones, holy hell is Dany hot. I predict the name “Khaleesi” will become a trend for girls the next few years.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 10, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you read any of the book?

I don’t want to be a spolier, but she is trouble.

Hot, hothothot trouble.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, the next 2 episodes

are going to have lots of crazy shit happen. It’s fantastic.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next 2 episodes

are going to create an epic meltdown for people that haven’t read the books.

but all of Dany’s good stuff will be in Season 3

by MIhawk on Jun 10, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not read - yet. That's the summer plan.

Like many at BHGP, I checked the wiki after a few episodes of Game of Thrones, and holy hell does anybody ever survive?

I had to force myself off the wiki to save something for the “light” summer reading.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 10, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He acknowledges the RT trends.

I wasn’t really interested in the movie to start, and to hear that it sounds as if it leans heavily on a child cast, causing me to further doubt its entertainment value. He may be wrong, though.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Goonies is overrated

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate "taco pizza" and "the goonies"

are two things that are sure to rile women

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm with ya on taco pizza

Not a fan. But The Goonies? Did you not have a childhood?

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just trolling you a little bit.

The Goonies is okay

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I was nearly 25 when I was born.

My mother still won’t speak to me.

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, you don't like taco pizza?

Have you had Happy Joe’s taco pizza? It’s the only true form, all others are weak copies.

(also, since I’m a terrible Mexican, I order it without beans. MMMM, no bean taco pizza.)

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like taco pizza

It is just that all the girls I know (admittedly few) always order it. Happy Joe’s anything is pretty damn good in my opinion. Plus, they have Whitey’s

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

M

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn typo

I mean, MMMMMMMMMMmmmmm. Now I’m hungry. Thanks a lot

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I have had Happy Joe's

taco pizza actually. But mostly, I’m pretty damn particular about my pizza. I like it how I like it. Fave is lots of cheese (and don’t give me ‘provel’ shit that’s on St Louis style pizza), pepperoni, pork, beef, bacon, and canned mushrooms. For some reason I don’t like fresh mushrooms on pizza.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

heathen

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would you put beans on pizza?

Ugh.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are truly the worst Mexican ever.

I bet you don’t even know how to start a lawnmower.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or stand in front of Home Depot

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jun 11, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Start a mower?

You have that can be started? I’m still using the rotating blade mower.

by The Mexican't on Jun 11, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really? Shit.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh

I’ve read other reviews that were glowing (like EW.com).

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Terry Gross liked it.

That’s good enough for me.

Saw “Bridesmaids” last night, “Thor” & “X-Men” are lined up for the next week. “Super 8”…maybe. “Conan”, um, no.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Conan", um, no.

you’re not fooling anyone.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 10, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, really.

Never saw the original, probably won’t see this one. Not generally an action movie fan, but I’m a) a huge Marvel fan and b) love pretty much any drama (True Blood excepted) that HBO runs.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

True Blood isn’t exactly a drama. Maybe a campy fantasy dramedy.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't Stand True Blood

My wife however loves it. Don’t get the whole vampire thing.

Formerly known as SpoWAHawk
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by IAHawkfan4life on Jun 13, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a suck thing

some people are into it and some are. From what I have heard, Minnesotans are totally into sucking.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 13, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is Super 8?

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duh.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought that was a Supper 8.

But I can’t spell, so don’t mind me.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

JJ Abrams' latest alien movie

Which apparently features lens flares and children.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the children in this one

will be more likable than the ones in Cloverfield

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jun 10, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't they just lose their head coach to Minny?

Apparently, if it’s in the game, it’s not in the game.

You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Jun 10, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know it's a video game but this just really, I don't know. It was noticeable.

77. Iowa State
78. Purdue
79. Minnesota

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 10, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

lawl

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murderer's row.

I mean, murdered’s row.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 10, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

And did you catch Michigan's defensive rating?

LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL!!!

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it, no.

I didn’t even know it was there.

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Jun 10, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

The best part about the Ross-Ade Brigade (besides the awesome name )? You get to pay to join.

by txhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 12:12 PM CDT reply actions  

If Cael makes the world team

PSU fans will be even more unbearable.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Most think that Cael is only back so that he can keep Quentin Wright from making the squad.

Although, if he made the team, I’d fully expect Sanderson to participate. Who knows?

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could be.

He could be lighting a fire under Wright’s ass, as well. Maybe saying, “Look, kid, if you can’t get thru my old ass, then you sure as hell can’t wrestle at worlds.” Wright was, arguably, the reason that Penn State won both the B1G and national titles. Without his late season surge, they probably fall just short in both tournaments.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wants to head off an olympic redshirt year?

That seems strange

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the rumbling.

BSD put the idea in my head. Some think he wants the kid all to himself to make a run like Brands did.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think jtothep was just spitballing a little facetiously there.

I don’t care much for Cael, but even I can’t really envision him being that dickish.

Although I don’t think it will matter, either – there are enough other non-Cael studs at that weight that I don’t think Wright will get through to the top.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I suppose I shouldn't doubt the "sainted one", but it isn't really a foregone

conclusion that Cael will win the thing

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be.

But, according to WSR, his pa-in-law is of the same opinion. Unless he’s a BSD reader, it may be a more common though in the wrestling community, even if it is absurd.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't remember Gable ever trying to keep a guy from international success

Actually, Iowa emphasizes developing wrestlers for freestyle (and greco I suppose) success.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sanderson is playing like a

bad remake of The Rookie

Sanderson also explained that he had made a deal with Penn State team members going into the Big Ten tournament, which they won by a single team point over Iowa.
“Some guys on the team told me that if we win Big Tens, I had to wrestle here (in Brockport). So here I am,”

but he is no Dennis Quaid.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 10, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's enoucouraged, isn't it?

Many of the better preps in my corner of Hawkeyeland spend much of the summer traveling to freestyle and greco events.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jtothep's a friend of mine and I can personally guarantee you that he doesn't consider that the real reason.

J also has a new post up today featuring a video interview with Cael. Cael’s real reasoning:

I like how he started in on saying that Penn State winning nationals this year gave him a ‘little bit of a cushion’ to go ahead and begin competing personally again, but recognized he ’couldn’t really explain it’ like that and just finished with: ‘all I know is I really wanna do it.’

But, really, as much flak as PSU wrestling fans get, I don’t want to live through another year of you guys thinking everything is an example of Cael trying to screw over the members of the team just because he’s Cael Sanderson and that’s what he does. I can’t stop you, but I’m too much of a stubborn, obnoxious German to not fight anyway.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will say that it is too far out there for me to believe that this is an attempt to keep

a wrestler from the world team. If it was Brands I would think this was great, but since it is Cael, I am annoyed. Also, what is wrong with that guy Frank O’Brien? Ripping the buttons off of your shirt is about as awesome as winning a gold medal, especially if your actual gold medal is under your shirt.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank really, really hates Iowa.

He claims part of that is because of my Iowa homerism, and that’s probably true to an extent, but he’s a man who’s willing to make peace with Nebraska fans if it means finding an ally in his war against Iowa. That’s nearly inhuman.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guy makes some dickish comments sometimes

Oh, well.

Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the weirdest thing with him.

He’s generally very reasonable, basically likeable on virtually every subject, but goes, yes, into prick mode whenever he talks about Iowa. I once got him to admit that he’s doing a lot of it out of jest, but I’m not sure how much is jest and how much is actual dislike.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not just when he talks about Iowa.

He needlessly attacks Iowa fans who post benign, off-topic stuff with nothing to do in regards to that match-up. I’ve had Paige and Wifey and J come to my defense a couple of times. He’s just really bitter.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, he's at it again.

It’s like a four year old kid. I really want to tell him how utterly devoid of humor and creativity his anti-Iowa posts are, but I don’t want to give him attention either.

"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may be winlling to make that deal with the devil now

but he’ll regret it. Nebraska fans are like locusts, but the annoying buzzing noise they make is louder.

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

The sooner you accept that Cael is the antichrist, the easier this will all become, I promise.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer some really mean movie villain.

Maybe Pharaoh as portrayed by Yul Brynner?

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Telly Savalas in "The Dirty Dozen"

he can’t be trusted not to turn on his own men when he sees a pretty girl

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sivalas

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right the first time

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Weren’t Jym Brown and Charles Bronsin in that 2?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Donild Southerlynd was awesome!

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wasn't as good as

Ernisdt Borg9.

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

OT

Who’s your favorite director? Mine’s John Forde.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mine's Pat Forde.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew I hated you!

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if that hate has you thirsty

I recommend that the next time you’re in Altoona, PA you stop by the local watering hole, Chili’s, for a local concoction they call “Captain and Coke”. Must have been some pirating in that town years ago.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure Altoona is sivilized enuff to have a Chili's.

They have a lot of Sheetz’s though.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can get scrapple there, right?

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. :(

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to get those Amish you

work for to hook up the oxen and come to Iowa to get you a breaded pork tenderloin and an Iowa chop.

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've had pork tenderloin with grits.

And it gave me new respect for the South.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it an Iowa pork tenderloin?

Because pork outside the state of Iowa is only pretending to be pork.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pseudo-pork is a major problem

in 49 non-Iowa states

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but it was really thick.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish this comment

were under the Dark Helmet section of this comments thread.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my favorite post of the week.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, I love Altoona!

"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stagecoach is the best

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s simply excellent and more proof that Ford made Wayne.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or should I say Jon Wain?

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Kevin made Wayne.

/Wonder Years’d

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are no words for how much I hate that show.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you remember a movie about a kid

who thought he could fly?

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was actually called

“The Boy Who Could Fly”, and was on heavy rotation on Disney Channel back in the day. And, yes, Fred Savage was totally in it.

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did that kid have Autism?

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably

But really, he’s just a kid who wanted to fly. Totally misunderstood.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he fly at the end

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You see him fly at the end

But he was flying throughout. How else would the girl be ok when she fell off the bridge?

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've reached the limits

of my recollection

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been awhile since I've seen that movie

But I watched it A LOT when I was a kid. As has been said, it was on a heavy rotation on the Disney channel.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was

“The Boy And His Fly”

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What would you say is the darkest John Wayne movie?

The Searchers is up there

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably The Searchers.

BTW, that movie would be 10x better if it had had a better actor for Jeffrey Hunter’s role.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fact.

Jon Wain should have shot him instead of the Indeeans.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hated comanches though

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hatari!

Just because there’s an exclamation point in the title.

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, no, I forgot.

They Were Expendable is easily the darkest film Ford and Jon Wain made, even if it does have a determined, patriotic, “We kicked some Jap ass!” ending. It’s also a pretty underrated flick with some solid acting from Jon Wain and Robert Montgomery.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somewhat OT tangent.

“Hardcore” is the darkest George C. Scott role ever.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely OT tangent.

Misery and Gin is Merle Haggard’s darkest song ever.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

His most whimsical

is “Bareback”

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never actually heard that one.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you are in for a treat

It is pure gold

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is about the need to protect yourself

from the deprivations of salacious women

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most excellent music.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably his finest since '83.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

The guy is full of songs

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even more OT

When the clouds cover the sky at night and you can’t see the stars or moon, it becomes the darkest night ever!

Formerly known as SpoWAHawk
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by IAHawkfan4life on Jun 13, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Turn it off!

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fact: I just saw this for the first time

It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that movie

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

The man can act.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's my favorite.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lip synching mormons! Make. It. Stop.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember that being that dark

I guess I need to watch it again

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leah Marvin's best role

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee Marvin's best role

was in getting taken for every last cent in a horrible divorce.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

And... Paint Your Wagon

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Here we have a perfectly serviceable wagon story

ruined by all this fruity singing."

Homer Simpson, for the win

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen.

I HATE Paint Your Wagon.


"Enjoy your diarrhea." • http://youtu.be/zo8NFrmQ_S0

by Bucketochicken on Jun 10, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Dirty Harry"

was originally supposed to be a musical. Discuss.

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by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to kill you for saying that.

"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

But first, a song...

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

And this is why Cop Rock did so poorly

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

@Kyle

Are you referring to his divorce with his first wife, or
this case ?

Because, it would seem he only had to pay this mistress about $100k, and then later, even that decision was nullified.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, Chazz.

Let me and my fuzzy memories be!

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

I will just not have the sexual predilections of Lee Marvin be fodder for internet rumors.

Oh, wait, he’s dead? Well, then, speculate away.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine, but it has to be someone completely without charisma.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh!

Joe Estevez as the Soultaker!

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I prefered Joe Estevez in Werewolf (as presented by MST3K)

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

As opposed to Mummy Pharaoh as portrayed by Billy Zane?

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 10, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean for it to seem as if I was throwing Cael under the bus.

I was simply sharing news which I’d heard. I see nothing wrong with Cael competing, but I do think it’s strange that he’d compete with one of his own wrestlers who hasn’t basked in international glory that Sanderson has.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I, too, see nothing wrong with Sanderson competing

so long as he’s guaranteed to contract ringworm from the mats.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd maybe think it strange too if he wasn't a wrestler.

Those guys are not average people. They’re like Marines.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Who is saying this crap?

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you been reading PSU fans at a place other than BSD?

Because you really shouldn’t do that (Excepting SlowStates and JPDH).

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

nvmd

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be cool if Cael was doing so to keep Bubba Jenkins from making the squad.

But yes, a bit of a dick move if you are doing that to Wright.

On the other hand, Cael is “only” 31. So maybe he just wants to compete while he still can.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't you just say "Rambler" instead of "PSU fans"?

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is absolutely no way I am less annoying than jtothep.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember well, but I feel like jtothep double crossed me sometime in

late March or April. It is all so hazy now.

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

jtot's the nicest guy I've met on SBN.

I’ve never known him to wrong or insult someone intentionally.

But I like to make fun of him, so I’m willing to pretend he’s a douchebag who lied about you or something.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

Wouldn’t surprise me.

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent

but I think they’re a little more Spaceballs than Star Wars

It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?

by chitownhawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, perfect.

Danny Hope IS Dark Helmet.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fly casual

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have two bloggers for the Big Ten now.

Do not ask me why. Ritt must be lazy.

They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.

by isHawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Big Ten and SEC now have two bloggers apiece over at ESPN.

We’re big-time.

Bennett got replace on the Big East beat by someone else.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Calm yourself child

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm calm.

It’s just that I picture someone like Coover writing for the BigTen when I see he is from KY. I don’t like that one bit.

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 10, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you were all about Kentucky

when Raylan Givens was causing all that trouble

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by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kentucky is one of my favorite go to states to use in jokes

kind of like Arkansas. I am not a fan of either. Raylan gets a pass b/c he is badass.

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 10, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda like here

if we gave the lower tier of counties to ky and wva
we would triple the state iq?
of how do you know its’ summer time in ky?
good couch is on the porch,,,,,
how do you get a contractor’s license in ky??
they give you a piece of sod,
you put it down green side up,,,
should i continue?

Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER

by OhioHawk on Jun 10, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a pretty great DERP face, too.

Well done, Chazz.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

And I definitely looked for a facial expression like that, rather than that giant-chompered smile he normally uses for photos.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You da woman.

Thanks.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, are you drinking tonight, because you're on fire.

Oh, and I’m drinking, too; BHGP cost me a lot of money today as my Binny’s trip included both a bottle of Jeremiah Weed’s Sweet Tea Vodka and a bottle of Templeton Rye. The Rye is treating me really nicely right about now.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just had a couple of beers tonight.

I’m trying the (don’t laugh) new MGD 64 Lemonade. It ain’t great, but you can drink it quick.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had a new beer tonight that is one of my new favorites

A sour ale: Arborea Obscura from Telegraph Brewing Company in Santa Barbara. Next time you host a BHGP convention I’ll be sure to bring you a sixer.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 10, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Also, Alesmith, Russian River and Alpine are the three California breweries that (almost) make me want to live in that state.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No love for Stone Brewing? Or Firestone Walker?


"Enjoy your diarrhea." • http://youtu.be/zo8NFrmQ_S0

by Bucketochicken on Jun 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

We get those here, though.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 11, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, I see.

I’ve been wanting to try the Russian River.


"Enjoy your diarrhea." • http://youtu.be/zo8NFrmQ_S0

by Bucketochicken on Jun 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly.

Also, they have a picture of a woman on there for this “Brian” fellow.

"Twitter":http://twitter.com/#!/JoshPElliott

They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.

by isHawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail.

They say you're a pitcher, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.

by isHawkeye on Jun 10, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I'd stab my son if he was gay.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 10, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

A donkey can't comb his own hair!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um...

Am I going insane or is that a TENNESSEE TECH logo over Jimbo Fisher’s head on this illustration on the frontpage of ESPN?

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope, that is in fact

your favorite purple logo of all time.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That might in fact be true.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo hiss

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

very strange to include that

Somebody at ESPN move love that purple logo too.

The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa

by fightforiowa on Jun 10, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why should Iowa ever recruit in Ohio?

Ohio gave Iowa DJK and Stanzi, two of the most obvious culprits in the cheating scandal that forced Coach Ferentz to break rules for the protection of his players.

Curse you, Ohio, and give us back Coach Ferentz!

"Colonel, I do not care to die, but I pray to God I may never leave this field."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 10, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Just imagine if DJK had gone to OSU

He almost certainly would have been part of the scandal.

The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa

by fightforiowa on Jun 10, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, maybe not

He did come from money, so what’s the motive?

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he could have handled the boosters/fans stroking his ego, offering free stuff, etc…

The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa

by fightforiowa on Jun 10, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not sure I understand the point of this kind of speculation

Is it that people don’t have enough mud to sling at the kid, they need to contrive shit that he might have been guilty of in a fictional scenario?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I just don’t like him very much I guess.

The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa

by fightforiowa on Jun 10, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

But is it really? I mean, how much fair is really enough?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

A fair amount of fair seems to be the just about perfect.

Rambler said you were the nicest person on the internet, is that fair?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair-haired maybe

Or fair skinned. Thick or thin to be determined, but fair enough. But what about Enough Fair? And where (oh, where) would Flair fit in. There?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If thick, then what fare is fairest?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flesh, I suppose

But I haven’t peeped those horror flicks you all had been threading about earlier.

Truth be told, not as if it weren’t already crystal clear, I need to cut this noise and get myself to the pub pronto. Trade buzzes.

What time are you drinking?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not drinking, but if I were it would be in about an hour

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

How long have you been sober?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really sober, just not a drinker

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you a smoker?

A midnight toker?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

and nope

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

A scholar?

A mauler?

An afternoon lawler?

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably scholar

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You seem scholarly to me

I’d bet you could also do some mauling if push came to shove.

And since it appears I’m on some kind of internet speculative trip here I’ll go as far as saying you’re probably more than capable of a good afternoon guffaw, without presupposing which side you took in the great lawl/lol Debate of 2010.

Have a good weekend, my Hawkeye brother!

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was neutral in that debate

Enjoy your drink(s)

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's openly admitted that he had a hard time dealing with all the praise and attention he got heading into this year.

And cited that as reasons why he… went astray, if you will.

In light of that, I don’t think it’s hard to imagine that he would run into some issues in Columbus, where the culture appears to be even more athlete-centric.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

But it seems a bit like piling on.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Honestly, I suspect most Iowa players would have been caught up in the scandal if they’d been there. I don’t think our players are that much more virtuous than the guys at Ohio State. I think the level of temptation in Columbus is far greater than it is in Iowa City, though.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

My grandmother used to say....

“It is easy to lose your virtue when you are not wearing any panties.”
but she was also pretty demented at the time.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 10, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

True dat!

Also, it’s pretty easy to fall into what everyone else on campus is doing. They get paid. You want paid. Pretty simple. When you’re in college, you’re not thinking about your eligibility too much.

Skol!

by DM_Purp on Jun 10, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want paid

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 10, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Most 18-22 year olds from any school would probably find themselves caught in the scandal had they been there. Turning down 40 Grand in cash is a pretty tough thing to do. That’s why this entire argument is centered around Tressel and the OSU administration. It was their job to protect these kids from the leeches around Columbus. They didn’t. They instead, at the very least, condoned the behavior. Thats unacceptable.

"Penn State is the standard for success with honor. Period. I can’t even believe we’re even discussing that" - ReadingRambler

by psuphysicist on Jun 10, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, Lofthouse is still in the running to make the world team, huh?

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently so.

Good for him.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zadik has to be close to being done with freestyle

it just isn’t getting any easier for him

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see Zadick in church most Sundays

and he looks like he is 10 pound lighter than usual.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 10, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's 31-32, right?

That would be at the end of the 10-year window Metcalf was talking about in the article. I hope Zadick gets one more run.

"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"

by RossWB on Jun 10, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike will be 33 in July.

Not a stalker, looked it up on Wikipedia.

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 10, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

How's it work?

How many ‘make the team?’ Top three per weight? How does 3rd in the Challenge Tourney fit with the Bestofthree Finals between First in Challenge and the US Open champ? /ignernt’d

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am not sure or I would answer

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if you include Varner

Who’s been sitting waiting to wrestle the ‘winner’ (now Hanke), then L-house is 5th. Here’s his bracket.

That little Stieber dude is gonna be a pain next year. Here’s their bracket.

jtothetweet
"You know why I carry this baseball bat around? So when I poop a wildcat I can hit him over the head." - Dan Gable

by jtothep on Jun 10, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, last season OSU was kind of biding their time for the next few years.

He will be tough

"but he is a worthless man, otherwise he wouldn't be so good a piper" -Antisthenes

by Lycurgus on Jun 10, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am sure that this was meant to be in jest but

the only rule that DJK broke was smoking a little rope and speaking his mind to the press. When DJK was tossed under the bus (that Ferentz was driving) he didn’t cut and turn his back on the Uof Iowa, rather he continued to bleed Black and Gold. DJK has so much more class than Pryor, it sickens me to even mention them in the same breath.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 10, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is an excellent point

DJK has stayed completely loyal. I do admire that despite the general disliking I have towards him.

The word is Fight, Fight, Fight for Iowa

by fightforiowa on Jun 10, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only rule that DJK broke

that you know about.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Jun 10, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

In "it's happening right now" news

The 1990 Iowa-Michigan football game is on BTN right now as one of the Big Ten’s Greatest Games. Started at 2 cst.

by Captain n Diet Coker on Jun 10, 2011 2:03 PM CDT reply actions  

And now I feel old

Does Val Barnes have a kid? That might kill me.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

-- I eat a lot of stuff -- WaterlooChazz

by Blackheartnopants on Jun 10, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

With a first name like Valentine?

He’s gotta have like, a billion kids.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 10, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's racist! .gif

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Jun 10, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are.

"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."

by SomeJerkPoster on Jun 10, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I poured myself a big glass of Ross-Ade for lunch

but it seemed way too sour.

So I got a glass of Rachel-Cider instead, which it turns out was much more perky.

by DrHenryKillinger on Jun 10, 2011 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Ross-Ade is decent enough

 but there’s always hair in mine.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So a little better than Four Loko tastes?

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jun 10, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I enjoy watermelon jolly ranchers, thank you

Although it makes me feel like less of a man if my alcohol tastes like that. But if its illegal then it balances out, right?

"Penn State is the standard for success with honor. Period. I can’t even believe we’re even discussing that" - ReadingRambler

by psuphysicist on Jun 10, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can still buy it in Iowa,

it is just a less-alcoholic version I think? Or maybe they just removed the caffiene and other uppers from it?

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what you can still buy in Iowa that I can't find anywhere else?

Five Alive. Motherfucking Five Alive.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

what else are you going to make your corn-still hooch with? We call it the “Ottumwa Sunrise.”

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that shit in a can.

My grandma always had a carton of it in her fridge purchased from the Washington (pronounced “WARSH-ing-ton”, natch), IA Hy-Vee when I was growing up.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't drank any in years,

but I think I’ve had it from a carton, a can, and maybe even in juice box form.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVED Five Alive when I was a kid.

(SE IA represent!) Last time I had it it wasn’t as good as I remembered.

by Carfino'sWay on Jun 11, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was the nectar of the Gods when I was a kid.

I don’t think I want to ruin that by having it as an adult.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 11, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bought some of the concentrate

A couple of summers ago. Mix with cheap tequila. A fantastic concoction for a college budget.

by One Night Stanzi on Jun 13, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

And a precursor to a One Night Stanzi, right?

Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.

by EnergizerHawk on Jun 13, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

WARSH is the Pennsylvania pronounciation.

I told you we belong together.

"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 11, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude. Yes.


"Enjoy your diarrhea." • http://youtu.be/zo8NFrmQ_S0

by Bucketochicken on Jun 11, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what it is. without the uppers/energy stuff

i bought it here in omaha, too. some of it just really, really makes me cringe.

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jun 11, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ohio State is the best team in the Big Ten even without the suspended players and Jim Tressel

They will be this year. They will be next year. They will be the year after.

USC was already in a bit of a tailspin (comparatively speaking) before the sanctions hit them. They will regain their seat as the 1st or 2nd best team in the Pac 12 starting this year.

Ohio State will barely even notice the players they will lose. I think an argument could be made that losing Pryor makes them a better team. If we plan on winning any championships in the coming years, OSU will be the odds-on favorite to be our opponent in the championship game. Let’s face it, Wisconsin is losing a lot and they probably over-achieved last year from a wins and losses standpoint.

What will be interesting is whether the Big Ten allows OSU to compete in the title game. You would think that if they’re not allowed to compete in a bowl game that the Big Ten would want no part of them in the Championship Game which determines its automatic berth in the BCS, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything official either way yet.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt

by HawKCP on Jun 10, 2011 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

If OSU is hit with lost scholarships, they'll hurt.

As Bama pointed out, with 10 lost scholarships each year for 3 years, they’ll field a team with just 55 scholarship players in year 3 of their punishment. That will have an effect. If OSU can avoid scholarship losses, and need only worry about bowl bans, I think you’re right and they’ll see less struggles than most have foreseen.

by The Mexican't on Jun 10, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure I can fully agree

Just this year, they’re going to start an untested quarterback in either Bauserman or Toni, have a brand new coach and have probably their top 2 offensive weapons out for at least 5 games (barring any more eligibility-affecting news).

I don’t think they’ll be bad, and they could definitely challenge for the conference title, but to say they’re the favorites is a little heavy for me.

As far as next year and the year after, I think Mexican’t nailed it. The amount of talent they have from the last few recruiting classes can carry them to being very good, but I’m not sure they’ll be odds-on favorites unless every other top team in the B1G fall apart. Which is possible, I spose.

by OctaShields on Jun 10, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if they get a multi-year post season ban

How many of those talented underclassman stay on the team? How many transfer to an SEC school where they can continue to get away with this type of crap?

This year, they could challenge, but thats about it. Untested quarterbacks are exactly that. And they can make or break you. They can also fool you into thinking that they are full of this mystical thing called ‘poise’ and then your season can go to hell with one concussion and some at times brilliant, but mostly inconstistent and interception prone back-up quarterbacking.

"Penn State is the standard for success with honor. Period. I can’t even believe we’re even discussing that" - ReadingRambler

by psuphysicist on Jun 10, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was talking with Maize Dave the other night over drinks

and, unfortunately, we came to the conclusion that this is the year where a 2-loss Northwestern or Illinois wins the league. It’s just not going to be a vintage Big Ten.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think both of those teams will have better records/tie-breakers...

than PSU, Wisky, MSU, Iowa, and Nebraska?

I don’t think Persa and Scheelhaase are THAT great. But then again, perhaps I shouldn’t mis-under-estimate the powers of magic spuds (or carrots in Illinois’s case?)

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

This could be that weird Illini team that steals the league

and then goes back to 2-10 records for a few years. Realistically, I think this could be a repeat of 1990, where a bunch of teams tie for the league crown with underwhelming records.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 10, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

So.... luckily there's a conference championship game?

In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).

Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.

by tyger1147 on Jun 11, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they'll have it at the United Center

so they can’t use either endzone.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on Jun 11, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta rec that.

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 11, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been calling this as a repeat of 2000 for a while now.

I predict a conference championship game between Iowa and Penn State, with many wild and wacky games throughout the year.

"I can't go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it...swimming...I'll kill it."

by ReadingRambler on Jun 11, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mexican't is right.

It’s all about the schollies.

Even with Pryor and the others of the “Tat 5”, while they would be picked to win the conference, I’m sure a team or two or four would give them good games (@Miami, Michigan State, @Nebraska, Wisconsin, PSU).

But, if they do get limited schollies, that probably also means they have some sort of post-season limits/ban. And then the recruiting starts to suffer.

I’m actually starting to come around on the idea of their interim coach. The guy is probably OSU-through and through, and you know he and the rest of the team will want to win a lot this year for him to keep his job and to show that this team wasn’t all about TPryor. If Fickell can be demanding while still keeping his players’ respect/love, then maybe they can run the table (even if there is no bowl).

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 10, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's OSU.

They could probably offer 4 stars as preferred walk ons (in year 2 and 3 of sanctions) and give the schollys when they become available again (they’d still have one or two bad years of recruiting, but could probably float a bit on what they have and then field a young team of talent three and four years down the line).

Just a thought. It’s what I’d try to do.

"Pockets full of weed, chewing tobacco, wrapping papers and dental dams"
--HFMR Running the Beermile (tfj @ HawkeyeRecon)

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Jun 12, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Without the vested footballs mastermind leading them

OSU spirals face-first into the dumpster next season. You can tattoo that to my ass (as long as its free), I am so certain.

"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants

by Kluginator on Jun 13, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh, very nicely done.

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.

by therealCatnuts on Jun 13, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bravo!

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.

by WaterlooChazz on Jun 13, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

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