I just found out yesterday that my interminable period of underemployment is coming to a swift and satisfactory end. Unfortunately my new job isn't in Iowa City, or Iowa, or even in the midwest. I have to move to the suburbs of Philadelphia. So I'll apparently be in Penn State football country. I'll also be surrounded by jackasses, communists, and Catholics according to Rambler. So to differentiate myself from the PSU fans I've decided that I am going to be vain and get vanity plates. Unfortunately, the obvious choice "KINNICK" has already been taken. At least I know there's at least one other Iowa fan in the state. So I've been thinking about other possible choices and figured that since I have problems making decisions by myself that I'd get the input of the BHGP commentariat and lurkers. Let me know what you think.