To Catch A Predator, Part Two
Good evening. I'm Stone Phillips, with Dateline NBC.
Yesterday, we brought you the harrowing tale of Danny Hope, a 52-year-old teacher of football, who tried to recruit our 15-year-old decoy, "Brian Allen."
There are more targets of this investigation, however, and here's Chris Hansen with To Catch A Predator with more.
You've seen our investigations of child predators before, but never quite like this.
Never before have we caught so many creepy predators.
Never before have the predators we caught been so famous.
After our last operation, our friends at Perverted Justice decided we needed a slightly different scenario to avoid potential predators discovering our operation.
So here is what they did: They created a fifteen year-old football recruit named "Brian Allen." Brian is supposed to be a 6'1" 250 pound offensive lineman. He's actually being played by one of our Perverted Justice decoys. To make him as tempting as possible to predators, we gave him a scholarship offer from Iowa. Our decoy made a couple of posts on Rivals message boards to see who would respond.
Our next predator is a man named Bret Bielema, from Madison, Wisconsin.
He goes by the screen name "you_look_good_bb," and he seemed to be particularly interested in our decoy recruit.
Here's just part of his disturbing conversation with our decoy.
"do u play vrsity yet"
"nope, just freshman fb"
"oh man, just a freshman, i bet there's barely any grass on that field"
"r u still talking about fb"
"maybe ;-)"
He also asked if our decoy wanted to "jump around for a few minutes on the weekend," and asked if our decoy wanted to see his tattoo, before sending him the following picture.
After just three hours of chatting with who he thought was a 15-year-old recruit, Bielema was on the road and ready to meet our decoy. Our crew and NCAA compliance officers were here at the house, waiting.
/drives up in bright red Chevy Avalanche, one of those asshole trucks that tries to be an SUV and pickup truck at the same time because who knows why
I made some lemonade, you should try it, it's really good!
K, I'm just gonna dry my hair, I just got out of the shower, I'll be there in a minute.
You are quite the piece of work, Mr. Bielema.
Oh, thank you. You must be Mr. Allen. Your son is--
Well, I just... who are you, then?
We'll get to that in a minute.
I am not. Let's just talk about you and Brian for a second. Just have a seat right there.
How old did Brian tell you he was?
Well, I've got the transcript right here, and it sure looks like he told you he was just 15.
And it sure looks like you were excited to see that he was just a freshman.
I shoulda known this was [BLEEP]. I shoulda known Iowa wouldn't offer a 15-year-old.
Yes, let's talk about Iowa. You told Brian, "I wasn't going to contact you, but I saw you had an Iowa offer and I just had to have you."
"Had to have you"? This is a 15-year-old boy.
See, but if he says Iowa offered him, then--
What is the deal with Iowa, Bret?
I just like how rough and tough they are, they fit my idea of how I want my boys to play.
So this jumping around, what's that about? I have to tell you, it sounds pretty suggestive, Bret.
It's just something our students do before the fourth quarter of our home football games.
So if college kids do it, a 15-year-old boy should too?
Now, you even went so far as to offer Brian alcohol and company of women if he comes to Wisconsin!
You offer that to every 15-year-old boy, Bret?
No, of course not, I just wanted Brian to know what kind of special treatment he would get with me.
Let's talk about the alcohol, Bret. You somehow brought nine cases of Bud Light with you today. That is 216 cans of beer. What were you planning on doing here?
All for... oh, right, you're from Wisconsin. I actually believe you on that one. OK. And the sex with women you offered to Brian? This picture of the "hottest coed in Wisconsin"?
That's Tabetha. She's DTF. It's cool.
I assume that's what the alcohol is for, to get Brian in bed with someone like this.
So lemme ask you this, Bret. What if we weren't here? What if Brian was here all by himself? What were you going to do?
I was going to... just talk to him and tell him that there are a lot of unscrupulous coaches out there, so he should be careful.
Let's tell the truth, now. You told him you want him, you brought the beer, I'm guessing you're carrying condoms...
So if we weren't here, Bret...
...you were going to try to recruit him, weren't you?
Look, you don't know how hard it is for coaches today. We have to start talking to these kids when they're younger and younger, or else they won't even acknowledge our existence anymore, and then that means we're too old and we're out of a job.
I see. Well, there's something I need to tell you. I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC, and I'm doing a piece for Dateline NBC on online predators like you. So unless you have something else to say to our cameras, you're free to go.
Fine. NBC? You listening? Here you go. Caring about recruiting is creepy. I'm out.
[voiceover] Little does Bret know that our NCAA compliance officers are in position outside.
FREEZE! Compliance officers! Down on the ground!
/fires NCAA secondary violation taser
Ha, that tickles. Is that supposed to hurt?
Wait, our secondary violation penalties don't hurt?
OWWWWWW oh god I'll never do this again what severe and blinding pain you're causing me, you courageous compliance officers
When we return, our most violent-tempered target barks at our compliance officers, then bites off more than he can chew.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Wow, scandalous!
Catching Bielema with Bud Light? This will not sit well with the natives.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
Then should it be Busch Light?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 13, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was the craziest thing about the NIU game at Soldier Field
There were Miller vendors every two feet and walking around the seating areas all game long. Getting a Miller product at that game was about as easy as getting Herpes at a Madison bar. Miller is the official beer sponsor of the stadium and ordinarily the only thing sold inside.
You had to try pretty hard to get a Busch product, and almost every Iowan at the game did. Lines were absolutely ridiculous. To my knowledge they didn’t have any beer guys walking around the seating areas selling Bud products. It was a major pain in the ass.
Given the insane waiting times for Bud, one of the most boring games I can remember being at, the fact that it was a beautiful, warm (almost hot) day, and I needed another beer, I finally gave-in and got an MGD. Yuck!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I actually like MGD.
But then, I’ll also drink the High Life at times.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 13, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking
Old Milwaukee Best
You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs
by smokinthereiff on May 14, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Macrobrews I like
1. Old Style
2. High Life
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87. MGD
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on May 14, 2011 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
its been 17 years since i had a beer
but what happened to Old Style
my relatives in Ferryville
ok my former relatives
who else do you know that would attend the 50th wedding anniversary
of the twin sister of his former mother in law by marriage?
and part of the ritual of seeing them was stopping in LaCrosse
at some store that was half sporting goods, half beer
and buying a dozen cases for the weekend
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
This article covered everything
1. Denial of a Hawkeye tat
2. BB probably drives a car that just screams “I’m an asshole.”
3. BB wanting to be Iowa and thus offering the same recruits we do…within about 72 hours.
4. The original BHGP
Just perfect.
From the original BHGP piece
…So, the big story has been P.J. Hill dropping a bunch of weight this offseason….
Isn’t that the big story of EVERY offseason, how one of their lardass RBs has to lose weight so as to actually be able to play?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Maybe he can give John Clay a few pointers on what to do after leaving Madtown.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Excellent
And this would put it over the top.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on May 13, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, the Paterno one is going to be epic.
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
I’m really hoping this continues all summer. Between JoePa, Zook, Wizgerald, there’s a lot of ground to cover.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude
by TheAntonioRamosProject on May 13, 2011 2:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Due to the teaser at the end I actually thought "Who's next?"
“Zooker? Pelini?? ‘Bites,’ ahhh, it’s Fitz and his ass sandwich.”
I’m often kinda slow on the uptake.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 13, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Paterno actually visiting a recruits home?
That would be too much of a stretch of the imagination.
@jschnauzer
Bloggin' at http://joepasdoghouse.com
Yes, but this is special.
He visited pre-season All-American Pryor, didn’t he?
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
by ReadingRambler on May 13, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Pre-Season All-American Terrell Pryor
Ooh, that’s good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
reminds me of
perhaps the best B1G commercial ever
“COME TO PENN STATE”
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
by OhioHawk on May 16, 2011 5:38 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most violent-tempered?
That can only be Pat Fitzgerald.
I was thinking Jerry KILL
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on May 13, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Perfect
Wait, our secondary violation penalties don’t hurt?
Ummm
I mean
OWWWWWW oh god I’ll never do this again what severe and blinding pain you’re causing me, you courageous compliance officers
Yeah, awesome!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
It's funny because it's true
Wait, no, I mean it’s sad.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 13, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Say what you will about Bielma,
…but he took one for the team right there. If the NCAA ever found out that their secondary violations don’t hurt, we’d all be screwed.
Part 3 going after Tressel?
Pretty please.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on May 13, 2011 3:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Part 3 has Pelini written all over it.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on May 13, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
violent-tempered target barks

and
then bites off more than he can chew.

It’s obvious isn’t it?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on May 13, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was just thinking violent-tempered.
Good call and a rec.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on May 13, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
There are no words for how much I loved that post.
"The more I say, the more I have to take back." - Norm Parker, revised
by ReadingRambler on May 13, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta be Fitzy
Barks at compliance officer = crazy yelling Fitzy face
Bites off more than he can chew = ass sandwich
I really hope the Zook one...
includes his twitter escapades from the middle of the night in 2009.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Whoa...
Itchy trigger finger.
Bielema’s screen name is dirrrrrrrty in my circle.
Perpetually living between the click of a light and the start of a dream.
by hawkeyeguy85 on May 13, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss THC.
What ever happened to those guys?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 13, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
They had an "Anchorman-style gang fight"
with the crew from Steve Alford’s Hair Gel.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 13, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Please be JoePa
Please be JoePa Please be JoePa Please be JoePa Please be JoePa
There is no way that Paki rushes for nine yards. -KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou.
Zombie JoePa, even.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on May 14, 2011 6:29 AM CDT up reply actions
If this continues with all B1G coaches, I truly am sad over the Brewster firing.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on May 16, 2011 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
And Lynch!
The Big Ten lost a lot of entertainment value this off-season.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
If you recall, we had the tales of Floyd with Brewster still lurking about.
Is it inconceivable that he would still be out recruiting? Not at all! He’s crazy like that!
"No I'm not going to 'limber up'. You ever see a lion stretching before it takes down a gazelle?"

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