To Catch a Predator, Part One
Good evening. I'm Stone Phillips, and this is Dateline NBC.
Once again, the crew from Perverted Justice are pursuing online predators.
With the results of their latest sting, here's Chris Hansen.
You've seen our investigations of child predators before, but never quite like this.
Never before have we caught so many creepy predators.
Never before have the predators we caught been so famous.
After our last operation, our friends at Perverted Justice decided we needed a slightly different scenario to avoid potential predators discovering our operation.
So here is what they did: They created a fifteen year-old football recruit named "Brian Allen." Brian is supposed to be a 6'1" 250 pound offensive lineman. He's actually being played by one of our Perverted Justice decoys. To make him as tempting as possible to predators, we gave him a scholarship offer from Iowa. Our decoy made a couple of posts on Rivals message boards to see who would respond.
Our first predator goes by the screen name "ReamerClub" and responded to the Rivals post almost immediately.
He first asked our decoy "have u evr played b4?" Our decoy replied "no but i want 2" and ReamerClub replied "so ur a fb virgin lol" before saying "Id let u play 4 me"
He asked our decoy "what iz ur favorit position?" When the decoy said "I dunno" ReamerClub said "I imagine u can play a lot of positionz".
He also talked a lot about trains.
After two days of back-and-forth, ReamerClub said he'd come over for an in-home visit. Our crew and NCAA compliance officers set up at our decoy house and waited.
/drives up to house
Hey! Come on inside!
Mom is making meatloaf for later!
That sounds great! It's been a long trip.
Go ahead and make yourself a drink. I'm just going to go move some laundry to the dryer.
/pours club soda, sips
How's that drink?
It's good. Very good. Not boilermaker good, but not much is heh heh
Are you Brian's dad?
Oh, we'll get to who I am later. Let's talk. What's your name?
Danny.
Danny, have a seat there.
What are you doing here, Danny?
Recuiting Brian, I guess.
Recruiting Brian? Is that what we're calling it now? And how did you meet Brian?
We chatted online.
What did you chat about?
Football and stuff.
Did Brian tell you how old he was?
I believe he told me he was...mumbleteen.
Fifteen.
Fifteen?
FIFTEEN, DANNY. You were chatting with a fifteen year old.
I don't remember him saying he was fifteen.
I have the transcript here. It says fifteen.
So what are you doing chatting on the internet with a fifteen year old?
I don't know. I just have this insatiable need to talk to teenagers about football.
How old are you, Danny?
I'm 52.
You're fifty two! Do you think that's appropriate?
It's just part of my job, sir.
What do you do?
I'm a football coach.
So you work with young people like Brian, and yet you also engage in behavior like this.
Where did you drive from?
West Lafayette, Indiana.
How far was your trip?
About three hours.
You drove three hours to meet this boy?
Yeah, I did.
Have you done this before?
Many times. I do this all summer.
So what did you plan on doing when you got here?
I don't know, just talk about football.
Talk about football? You drove three hours to talk to a fifteen year old about football?
Yeah. I just wanted to hang out. Maybe see if Brian wanted to play for me.
Well, the transcript shows you certainly wanted Brian to "play for you". You offered him scholarships, a free room, his choice of starting position. This is raunchy stuff, Danny.
That's pretty par for the course for me.
Did you really think you'd get a fifteen year old to "play for you" Danny? Look at yourself. You're wearing a tank top. You have that creepy mustache. You're from a town that doesn't actually exist. You coach for a Mid-American Conference school...
Actually, Purdue is in the Big Ten.
Yeah, sure they are.
Well, Danny, my name is Chris Hansen, and I'm doing a piece for Dateline NBC on online predators like you. So unless you have something else to say to our cameras, you're free to go.
I guess all I have to say is, Boiler Up!
I think you should go now.
[voiceover] Little does Danny know that our NCAA compliance officers are in position outside.

/gets up, walks outside
FREEZE
/puts hands up
/fires taser, misses, hits coach from small college instead
When we return, a thirtysomething bachelor shows up looking for a tackle, if you know what I mean.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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I figured it was only a matter of time
Considering all of the #tcap that gets talked about around here. Recd
So much funny!
Ab workout for the day is complete.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Nice
"Live a lie, and you will live to regret it"
James William Buffett Jr. 1988 (That's What Living is to Me)
This is extremely overused overall but if ever there was a time for it

"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
"I don't know, just talk about football"
Many of our fans have a sneaking suspicion that statement is Hope’s coaching philosophy.
Also, it’s 100% certain that the tazer prongs struck the small college coach in the ACL.
Poor, poor Pete Lembo.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
finally a subject I can make an informed comment on
uh, the show the show!!
by josephacampbell on May 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT reply actions
The LAPD SWAT team wears purple?
No wonder they couldn’t find Notorious B.I.G.’s killer.
/justNorthwestern’d
I. HATE. PURDUE.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on May 12, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I hope Chris corners Pat Fitzgerald
and his “magic potato” in a future episode.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on May 12, 2011 12:59 PM CDT reply actions
That insatiable appetite for ass has to get him into trouble with TCAP at some point.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on May 12, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I have faith that TCAP will confront the Wizgerald in the offseason
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on May 12, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
/fires taser, misses, hits coach from small college instead
/laughs, cries because it’s true/
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on May 12, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions
I can't wait for the TCAP episode...
where they catch Tressel and his conquests going out to get tats and hang with drug dealers.
You know Tressel will be the guy who breaks down, cries his eyes out, and says “I’m so disappointed in myself. If you’d just let me take a 5-game suspension, I promise I’ll never do it again.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
...and then they confiscate his vest and find that he has
hundreds of roofie-laced suckers strapped on the inside.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Every sucker looks like this:

We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
"He also talked a lot about trains."
This is so good. So very good.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on May 13, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions
So I looked up Culp's Hill, and all I can say is
if you aren’t actually Rambler, then you and Rambler should talk. You might not want to invite Lycurgus though (he’s good people, but you might not like his Civil War views).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 15, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I am not Rambler.
I’m a high school history teacher who mostly cares about Revolutionary America to Reconstruction. I’ll have to talk to them. I’m open to hear anyone’s thoughts or favorites on the subject as long as they are supported by fact and alcohol.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on May 15, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I have not yet read anything by him.
I’m a first year high school teacher, so I have zero time on my hands. I have a list of books I’ll be reading this summer…a suggestion or two?
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
- Woody Hayes
by Culp's Freaking Hill on May 17, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
He'll have a dozen or two suggestions.
Lycurgus is well read. I’ve taken a couple suggestions so far and they’ve been damn good.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 17, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't read much of his stuff, but he is really good
Try “This Mighty Scourge”, which is a collection of essays he has written on different aspects of the civil war.
“Tried by War” is another one that I have been meaning to read.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I don't think I have controversial Civil War views.
I am ardently pro-Union and would just like to point out that Pennsylvania never fielded a senior citizens brigade.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Sure they did
It’s called the Philadelphia Eagles.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on May 16, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, how could I forget
Their jobs are even roughly the same, guarding prisoners of war.
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