In Which I Praise Northwestern Because Ugh Let's Just Get This Over With
Yesterday, I wrote at CBS about the gigantic new contract Northwestern gave Pat Fitzgerald. 10 years, ~$1.8 per year, and more money for assistants and facilities. Not bad for Fitzgerald or jNWU. In fact, I argued that this was the best move Northwestern could have made, regardless of Fitzgerald's relatively modest level of success thus far, because if they really want to build their program up to the level of the rest of the Big Ten, they're going to need stability and sustained success in much higher degrees than what they've had thus far. There's a reason why the "just Northwestern" name sticks, after all.
In fact, the exact same thing goes for the basketball team, which still hasn't reached the tournament but now looks as good as it ever has. That's because Northwestern hasn't bailed on Bill Carmody after 11 years and counting; hell, they gave him an extension in January. Think they'd be at this point if they were on the "firing or resignation every 4 year" plan?
So let me expand on that a little more as it relates to us. I generally dislike it when athletic departments force coaching changes, because almost invariably it leads to at least a season and usually more of rebuilding. So yes, two years of starting over is fine in the context of an investment for 10-15 years of better performance down the road, but you can't go through that twice a decade and expect a high-schooler to look at your program and not feel just a bit worried that more upheaval's waiting for him if he commits. Look at Indiana football, after all. Not exactly a history of stability or success there. Same philosophy applies to their basketball team. Bob Knight sticks around for decades and builds the program his way, to great success. Knight leaves, AD starts getting an itchy trigger finger, and the Knight era is looong gone. More on them in a second.
More to the point for us, I'm very glad Iowa has committed itself to being a destination football program over the last 30 years. Hayden Fry and Kirk Ferentz were both excellent hires, and the hiring process is absolutely an important part of building a program. What's also the case is that protecting those hires from knee-jerk criticism in the first couple years, then putting enough cash in their pockets to keep them around once the going gets good is integral toward building a program's reputation too.
For example, has Kirk Ferentz been overpaid since he came to Iowa? Maybe. We've certainly heard that charge levied plenty of times over the years. And yet, he's still here, and Iowa is one of the top 20 jobs in the country. Also, he stayed here when the NFL came calling on two different occasions, and that might not happen if our athletic department gets stingy when it's time to negotiate contracts. Keeping Ferentz around year after year is not merely the maintenance of a status quo, because Ferentz At Year Six is not the same as Ferentz At Year Ten or Ferentz At Year 15. Every year he stays, he becomes more and more a familiar face of the program, and the longer his tenure at Iowa runs, the more attractive this job becomes to whoever's going to take the reins from him down the road. Further, the longer Ferentz stays, the less any opposing coach is going to be able to convince a recruit that there's any chance of bad things happening to the Iowa coaching staff.
So, guess what--Northwestern's in that boat now too, all of a sudden. Fitzgerald just took a major step forward in recruiting leverage with this new 10-year-deal, because the minute someone starts asking about Northwestern's commitment to athletics, Fitzgerald gets to respond quite accurately that he's the most well-secured coach in the conference. That is quite significant, and that will quite assuredly pay dividends for the Wildcats down the road.
This philosophy isn't absolute, by any stretch--sometimes, a coach has to go--but it's why I was reluctant to see Lickliter get the axe after three years, especially since Alford hadn't been around for very long before him, and Tom Izzo's statement on the subject--that Lickliter hadn't really had a fair opportunity to turn the team around--rang true in my mind. Iowa just basically wasted three years in men's basketball just to hit reset, if you'd asked me at the time, and Iowa's not the type of program that ever does something like that in basketball. That's a bad rut to get stuck in.
And yet, they hired Fran McCaffery instead and the team is noticeably better now than it ever was under Lickliter, who as it turns out wasn't really doing much rebuilding at all, choosing instead to ignore AAU recruiting and run off everyone who ever ran the point for him (with the post-firing transfers of John Lickliter and Cully Payne, by the way, that trend is now officially complete). So, yes, the firing made sense after the fact, and athletic departments should not just fall asleep for 5 years after a new hire.
At the same time, though, I get the feeling that Tom Crean isn't long for Indiana, and that's more than a bit of a disappointment. It's not as if Crean can't coach or otherwise succeed, on the basketball-version-of-BCS-conference level or otherwise: he was dynamite at Marquette, and Marquette's not exactly in the Horizon League. So if a coach roaring success at this major conference university but not that major conference university, and that major conference university has gone through three head coaches and another interim coach in the last six years, where do you think the problem really lies?
At any rate, kudos go to Northwestern AD Jim Phillips for recognizing this situation, because most ADs at BCS schools with light histories of success are usually over-eager to "make a splash" and hire "their guy," when really what they should be doing is instilling some stability and investing in facilities instead of buyouts. It's not sexy, but hard work never is. Except when someone sexy does it, I suppose, but now we're just getting off track. So hail hail, Mr. Phillips, and with any luck you won't be just Northwestern anymore someday. But not yet.
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I NEED BLEACH
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on May 11, 2011 1:07 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOO!
10 MORE YEARS OF FITZGERALD!!!!
by blackngoldfalls on May 11, 2011 1:07 PM CDT reply actions
Calling all photoshoppers
picture at the top is ripe for putting an ass sandwich in.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on May 11, 2011 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
Big Ten pact
Can every Big Ten team playing jNW band together and pledge to treat them as their biggest game of the year and not prepare for anyone else all year?
"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy
by Podolak Pimpin' on May 11, 2011 3:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Completely agree with the theory
I hate to sound like the old guy shaking his fist, but society as a whole has brought us to this stage. The 24-hour news cycle changed our view of what what is important and how long it should take. The thought that something might take months or years (gasp!) to be fixed is unacceptable to most people at this point. I hope this isn’t a permanent change, but it’s not looking promising right now.
Also, it is imperative that there are more people behind the scenes making things work that there are out front/taking credit for it. This is why the Oscars has more production awards than performance awards. If it wasn’t for all those people, the actual product would be crap (B-movies). I think college sports is similar to this in some aspects. This is one of the reasons that overall I love our football coaching staff. Sometimes they fuck things up, but the body of work is impressive.
p.s. ’It’s not sexy but hard work never is’ is as Iowa/midwestern as a sentence can be and I loved it.
/steps off soap box
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on May 11, 2011 1:14 PM CDT reply actions
Well written and painful to agree with.
I don’t hate him for coaching jNW, I hate him for enjoying it.
As much as I loathe Fitzy and jNW, it's a shrewed move.
Now that aside, let me get to my real gripe.
I live in Chicago and it bristles my hide when Jim Phillips, their A.D., says that justNorthwestern is Chicago’s Big Ten team. Bullshit!
I know it’s an integral part of their marketing plan but saying something a million times doesn’t make it so.
I caught this too
I live in Chicago and it bristles my hide when Jim Phillips, their A.D., says that justNorthwestern is Chicago’s Big Ten team. Bullshit!
It actually just made me laugh because it’s so absurd. Chicago is pretty split from every other B1G school, and jNW is probably only more popular than PSU and Neb (and that’s debatable). But whatever makes you feel cool Jim.
by DJK's bongwater on May 11, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Technically, it's correct
at least from a geographic standpoint. But yes, there is no support here
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 11, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Technically, it is not.
There are zero Big Ten universities inside the city limits of Chicago.
DePaul, Loyola, Chicago State, Lewis, North Park, NEIU, none of them are members of the Big Ten Conference.
That’s technically correct.
Fine.
It’s as close as any Big Ten team.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Is U of Chicago still technically in the Big Ten?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 12, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
A memeber of the CIC, which all members of B1G are in and only has members of B1G, saveChicago.
It’s the “academic arm” of the B1G, and the one that actually concerns all the research fun sharing and all that.
(This is off of memory, maybe therealcatnuts and/or Lycurgus can explain further)
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Of course you're right
Chicago is littered with Big Ten alums from every school. Spend one college football season in Lincoln Park and you can quickly see that we’re outnumbered in Chicago. Aside from ‘95 and ’96, we’ve never had much of a bandwagon.
But … it’s what we’ve got. And we’ve done a pretty poor job of cultivating the Chicago market in the past. I’m glad he’s trying. We could more accurately (barely) claim to be Winnetka’s team, but there’s not much payoff there.
Anyhow, thanks to Adam for a good article. I’ll head back to SOP now.
Agreed.
It’s either try to get asses in the seats by claiming some sort of regional identification, or get more pictures of Ryan Field littered with empty seats.
This way, until it starts working, BHGP gets all sorts of fun things to mock us for. So you’re welcome?
Rational, non-judgmental jNW fans?
It’s a Tarp!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 11, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone should be?
And I know what HFMR was talking about. I’m pretty sure I go to class with those assholes, Preston and Cameron. Talk about douchebags.
I still remember when I went to the United Center,
to watch the Hawks and [name redacted] get thrashed by Duke and Jayson Williams. Some douche jNW guy (I think he may have been a grad student or some other type of post-grad student) is rooting for Duke.
Fitzgerald deserved an extension, but there is no way he gets 10 years and close to $2 million per if he isn’t a jNW grad. His performance has just been OK, considering the last two jNW head coaches have made Rose Bowls. And, I’d say there is still a 30% or 40% that Fitzy is out on his ass (and looking for an ass to gnaw on) within 5 to 7 years (I should probably check what the buyout would be before I make that claim, but it’s jNW football, and I just don’t care enough).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 11, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction:
Randy Walker just tied for a Big Ten title, did not make a Rose Bowl.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 11, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
They would have to completely fall off the map
for him to be gone in 5 to 7 years. He could win 5 games per year in that time frame and still have a job there, IMO (not that I expect that scenario to play out). He’s the best football player in the school’s history and he truly wants to be there. I think he could probably get caught banging the cheerleaders, all at the same time, and they wouldn’t even consider it.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Unless the cheerleading banging was part of a class
in which case he’ll get fired.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
But if it's an after class thing.
It’s been done before at Northwestern.
Well, maybe not cheerleaders, but still.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on May 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to agree with all of that.
Because it’s true: Fitz earned that partially because he is an NU grad. You’re right—he doesn’t have the results of Walker and Barnett, yet. But he’s a figure that this university knows they can’t give up. He’s popular, he’s charismatic, and he can drum up one hell of a lot of enthusiasm with the country clubs NU fan base (wait that was redundant?).
He’d really have to suck in the next 5-7 years to be out on his ass. We’re talking no bowls over those last 3-4 years, really shitty teams, etc. I don’t see that happening. Recruiting is getting (relatively) more competitive and we can keep treading water in the B1G.
I know, I’m sorry, Chazz, but this means his thirst for a juicy, hairy ass and his hatred for Iowa will be a thorn in your side jaw latched to your ass for years to come. But just think of all the photoshopped pictures BHGP can create in that time!
I couldn't agree with this column more.
Furthermore, despite the fact that Northwestern has been, what could be described as overly-mediocre under Walker and Fitz, this is the largest sustained success of their football program in my lifetime. And they appear to be getting better and better.
Plus, I see Fitz as a guy who thinks Northwestern is one of the top jobs in the country, whereas many other coaches would use jNU to go elsewhere. The only places I think Fitz would consider would be PSU, Michigan, and maybe ND, but he has a special place in his heart for jNU. All of those other schools passed on him when he was a player and Northwestern gave him the opportunity that he wanted. I think he feels indebted to Northwestern and he’s trying to give them everything they gave him (which is everything football related that he has).
Which is funny because back in the day
when jNW needed a coach, they’d just head south and abduct a sharecropper.
Some things never change.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 11, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait,
if Denny Green was a sharecropper, shouldn’t he have gone to ISU and not Iowa?
/agriculture’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 11, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Well thought out and written. Now please allow me to offer a rebuttal.
Screw those Armani wearing jackholes and the magic potato they rode in on.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
by cafreema on May 11, 2011 1:53 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
"It's not sexy, but hard work never is"
I DEMAND TO SEE SEXY COP!!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
I refuse to read any of this article on principle.
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
Gary Barnett agrees with me. Here's his quote:
“This article was a girl. Not only was it a girl, it was terrible, ok? And there’s no other way to say it.”
An odd quote, but I think you drove him to it, Adam.
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
by ReadingRambler on May 11, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
All-time champ for failed coachspeak?
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on May 11, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
As Ross said earlier
that’s a lot of potatoes

By gawd! That's Guy Rucker's music! Business is about to pick up.
by Good ol' J.R. Koch on May 11, 2011 2:36 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Score 1 for the new guy!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 11, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Point of clarification, Adam:
Do you think that Crean will get the itch to leave or that IU will can him? I could maybe see the former but I think the whole conference will see the latter isn’t true after this season; IU is just now crawling out from the wreckage left by Sampson & Crean’s incoming classes are starting to look like Matta, Jr. I would expect the Hoosiers to be back in the thick of it (and very hate-able) within the next two years.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
Yay! I love to hate me some Hoosiers.
Wait. Shit.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on May 11, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Crean is a decent-to-good guy,
but I’m not sure he gets IU turned around within two years, and I’m not sure Hoosier-land can wait that long.
Then again, anything can happen in the Big Ten, as PSU is making the big dance and MSU may be coming back to earth.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 11, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's widely accepted
that Penn State will be atrocious this upcoming season. They will lose arguably the greatest player in their program’s history and replace him with a group largely panned by PSU faithful. Michigan State, on the other hand, will go through a full off-season without their coach rumored to be leaving; it’s not like after over a decade of excellence Tom Izzo forgot how to coach. Like it or not, the Big Ten will likely “right” itself this season.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on May 12, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
As a matter of fact, at BSD any person who doesn’t think PSU will be atrocious this upcoming season is, at bes,t not taken seriously and, at worst, laughed at.
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
by ReadingRambler on May 12, 2011 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Tom Crean is a coach whose greatest success stemmed from having Dwyane Wade
and then no much since. I liken him to Paul Hewitt. Both coaches can recruit, but do not develop the enormous talent they get worth a damn.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I can understand that comparison
but I think Crean has been better overall against tougher competition; the ACC became arguably worse over the course of Hewitt’s time at Tech yet the Jackets continued to regress. The conditions under which Crean has had to operate have been tougher. I’d reserve judgement until the smoking crater of IU hoops has cleared. Until then, Paul Hewitt is Ernie Kent (if Ernie Kent were being paid millions of dollars a year by his former employer to coach at a commuter school).
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on May 12, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
so he is the Zooker of B1G bball?
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on May 13, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know about Crean's personality, but I almost feel sorry for him.
He’s had some really good recruiting classes, and I think he showed with Marquette (even with Wade), that he’s a good coach. He’s had some bad injuries and some underachieving seasons, which any coach can have. This is where I agree with Jacobi. If he’s given ten years, one would assume those things would “even out.” He’s already got a five-star recruit for next year, and then another 5-star and three 4-stars committed for the 2012 class. While these guys could be overrated, it’s hard for me to think they’re all significantly overrated. That’s a lot of talent coming in.
If his team underachieves even one more year, I could see Indiana canning him.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Talent like that WILL win, no matter how crappy the coach
He should be fine if he gets those kids on campus
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 12, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
While I was writing that and looking up the rankings of the incoming recruits...
…I couldn’t help but think how excited I am that Iowa could have a real 4-star coming next year, and how elated we’d all be if McCaffrey brought in 2 5-stars and 4 4-stars over the next two years. That alone would make me feel like Iowa “made it.”
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Given the all too numerouse times that jNW has beaten Iowa
have they every benefited with a higher bowl pick than Iowa given that win? It seems to me that jNW would have to be at least 2 wins better than Iowa in order to get the nod over the Hawkeyes. Despite all his black voodoo magic, Pat has not been able to change the look of jNW fans:

I can’t believe that the jNW athletic enterprise generates enough money to pay Pat’s new salary.
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
my apologies to all; I will try to keep my usual PG standards
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
I am scared to ask what your PG stands for
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 11, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Perversion and Genitalia
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 11, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously though
I haven’t read any of this article. Is it any good, you guys? Should I throw principles to the wind just this once?
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
If this article were breakfast food, it would be french toast.
Translation – it’s the best.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
BACON
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 11, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
wrapped in more bacon
deep fried in bacon grease.
Now you ain't gonna come up here and steal Pepper Jack's best ho.
I might agree it is french toast
in that it is not particularly good, but it’ll do if there’s nothing else.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
I'm sorry I was barely listening...
you were saying something about your mom…
Continue…
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Phenomenal Article
I agree whole-heartedly with absolutely everything in it. Very well done.
/Rec’d (and I really don’t understand why I’m the first)
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Simple - People don't like magic potatoes.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on May 11, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The only time jNW sells out is when Iowa comes to town
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on May 11, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't forget about Nebraska in 2012
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 12, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Attendance for NU-UW in 2009
was only 32,150. So no. I actually checked that when I posted above and was surprised by that fact.
Oh, and lest Ryan Field be mocked further, I should mention capacity is 47K, so no. We did not sell out for UW.
/northwesternpride?
PICTURED: ADAM JACOBI GIVES SECRET IOWA DOCUMENTS TO HIS SPYMASTER

Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
by ReadingRambler on May 12, 2011 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Well said, and something that should be remembered
as a kid on the west side of chi,
we thought the medill school of journalism wildkits
or jNW as they are reffered to now
were pretty cool because they had parsegian,,,,
a new era with ara
i actually went to games in the old dyke stadium,,,,
onliy because pappy wouldn’t drive me all the way to champaign to see butkus
and then when he left they didnt do diddly until the guy who harrased the female kicker showed up
in the intereim my best MSJW story was hooking up
and having a lot of fun on the beach looking infrequently at the downtown lights
although the only consistency in life may be change,
it need not be constant change
our success is due to the longevity of god and KFC
hooops did pretty good year with the bakers dozen of dr tom
dicklighter needed to be toasted,,,
and as one who has loved crean,,, i am paranoid he won’t get enought time
that program was in a real mess,,
where as dicklighter took over somethig that was somewhat dysfunctional
and screwed it up worse
i beleive the stronger every team is in the B1G
the better off we all are,,,,
jnw included
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I, so much, agree with this.
i beleive the stronger every team is in the B1G
the better off we all are,,,,
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on May 12, 2011 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions
There is an obvious lack of hate on these boards for what I consider The Evil Empire.
I’m talking fOSU. While I detest jNW as much as the next true blue American I harbor a raging hate for the Buckeyes. I hate them soooooo much.
And given their troubles of late, there is a obvious lack or piling on here at the mothership BHGP. Why?
Discuss…..
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on May 12, 2011 7:24 AM CDT reply actions
As an add-on....
I am going to list my least favorite teams in order of hate. Most hatefully hated at the top. Feel free to do the same.
1. fOSU – cheating lying fucks.
2. Golden Rodents – lived in Minnesota for years. Thier distain for all things Iowa puts them near the top.
3. Cornholers – I have turncoat family members who moved to Omaha and jumped on the bandwagon.
4. Whisky – I could tolerate when Alvarez was coaching but this douchebag they have now….
5. jNW – only because they have our number but this will change this year.
6. Michigan – less hateful over the past few years.
7. Purdon’t – because Delany says so, I guess.
8. Michigan State – right behind fOSU in terms of making a farce out of the words "student atheletes
9. Illinois – doesn’t Zook suck?
10. Indiana – hating them is like hating a homeless man.
11. Sad, sad fans.
It's so sad how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
by FiveSecondRuleChef on May 12, 2011 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions
My hate
1. Purdue
2. Purdue
3. Purdue
4. Purdue
5. Purdue
6. Nebraska
7. Purdue
8. Purdue
9. Purdue
10. aOSU
/Delany’d
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions
May I ask you to read my posts,
if you’d like tOSU hate.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on May 12, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see any greater level of success than what we have seen thus far under PF
If jNW wants another Rose Bowl they will need to go the Gary Barnett route, which is to say, the scumbag route. I don’t think PF is that kind of guy as a program leader, although he played in that set-up.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Holy shit, man
They already try to take out our key players every year. Any more and they’ll be poisoning the gatorade
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on May 12, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions
"Fitz is an Irishman. Not only is he an Irishman, he is terrible, ok? And there’s no other way to say it."
Slightly more slatternly than Ohio State's compliance department.
by ReadingRambler on May 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, Fitz is a twerp. But compared to Gary Barnett, he's a saint.
In one of the next two or three years KF is going to target our jNW problem and that will be that. Just as he did the ISU problem and the bowl game prep problem. KF is to long term planning to permanently solve problems what Doc Rivers is to inbounds plays.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on May 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Just noticed
An American flag on his headset. Clearly this was meant to throw everyone off his trail, as he has already proven how completely UN-American he is, by trying to end the career of one Richard Stanzi. Damn Cammie!
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Also demonstrating his un-American soul is the fact that the flag is backwards.
Since it is on his right hand side the blue field/stars is required to be on the other side so it appears the flag is flying in the wind as he runs toward his breakfast bowl of asses.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Apropos of nothing
I must say that Fitz has an incredibly punchable looking face.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

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