So it's a lovely evening at Casa Jacobi, and I'm joined here by Patrick Vint and FOTP Tom Fornelli. We've got Wrestlemania XVII on pay-per-view. Legally, even! We promise! We'll be liveblogging the entire ordeal, starting at the top of the hour. We are three grown, educated men and we are doing this. Nothing is wrong with this at all.

Here's our podcast about the event, replete with our sure-to-be-incorrect predictions. But we're all in with Alberto Del Rio. If the WWE doesn't give us a title for ADR, we're going to be mad.

Also, fuck John Cena, seriously.