WE'RE TALKIN' DRAFT: 2011 NFL DRAFT ROUNDS TWO AND THREE
by RossWB on Apr 29, 2011 4:45 PM CDT
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PrintThe NFL Draft, that three-day dog and pony show that we love dearly, despite its many many flaws, heads into the second and third rounds this evening. Most of the big-name players are off the board by now (except poor Da'Quan Bowers, whose potentially exploding knees has sent his draft stock into utter freefall), but there's still plenty of quality to be had. Roger Goodell probably won't be around to get booed again (sigh), but I'm sure the NFL will have a few tricks up their sleeves to liven up the proceedings and make us all ignore the labor drama.
As always, we're primarily watching to see where the Iowa guys get selected; last night we were happy to see Adrian Clayborn get snapped up at #20 by the Bucs. We're not really sure which Iowa guys might go tonight -- Christian Ballard seems like the most likely option, but given the run we've seen on QBs, it wouldn't be a surprise to see the Americanzi get snatched up by some freedom-loving organization tonight. Or we could see a more out of the blue pick, too -- no one expected Pat Angerer to go as early as he did last year (late 2nd round), so who knows. Regardless, we'll still be staring dumbfounded at the crazy picks (like Christian PLOLnder) and doing our best to avoid the Berman-isms or being hypnotized into killing the president by Kiper's crazy hair.
Anyway, the fun starts at 5pm CDT on ESPN and NFL Network. The usual rules of open threading apply: no porn, no illegal online streams, no religion, no politics, no slurs, etc. You know the drill, campers.
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Sash to Indy in the 3rd plz
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Playing Aretha and showing Ryan Mallett
Won’t make me respect him anymore. In fact, I’ll only resent him more.
just because he couldn't run 40 yards in under 10 seconds even with all the cocaine he can snort
doesn’t mean he isn’t deserving of basic human respect.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi at 39 to San Fran
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Yes, I also think the 49ers will pick him up.
Which will make him start to love hippies.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi and Harbaugh would make a helluva combo
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
They are also both represented by Jack Bechta, no?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
If you say so.
I have no clue
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Holy QB Run Batman!
Mayock: “If our info is correct Kaepernick goes 33rd (OAK), Mallett 34th (BUF), Dalton 35th (CIN)”
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
And Stanzi going
“Good. All those guys are hippies anyways.”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Teams that is.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully that means Stanzi to AZ
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Quarterback and Cornerback do sound a lot alike
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Got the Panthers 2nd rounder in a trade during last years draft
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else see the pic Clayborn posted of his #94 Bucs jersey?
Looks cool.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions
Linky?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Everyone loves how that Pats are always trading picks.
That’s great, but at some point, the picks are worthless unless they start drafting players.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I don't think so.
I guess I don’t know. Did Bush get axed? Bush and Ingram is a good combo.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I believe he's a free agent.
He tweeted something to the effect of, It’s been fun New Orleans.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That Tweet came right after the Ingram pick.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I think he has a year left, but the salary is so high they were definitely re-structuring or cutting him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Bush is getting axed
was saying his goodbyes on twitter.
They have a few guys that would be good complementary backs.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi to KC
whenever they pick here.. ok not likely but a guy can dream
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions
RICKY NAME DROP
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions
He's been pimping Ricky since January
Mel absolutely loves him some Ricky Stanzi
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Kirk threatened
to get together with bloodpunch and make him look like an idiot in some prank calls. Kiper is just trying to save face.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
First Hawkeye appearance
Andre Tippett
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Two of my roommates and I are watching the draft
And all said WHAT? after Berman finished his rube goldberg speech
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
ANDRE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
My heart just beat really fast, I thought he was gonna say Stanzi.
LOL.
Nah, I still think San Fran. But I’m gonna scream REALLY LOUD when they call his name!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:11 PM CDT reply actions
so many jokes
the possibilities are endless
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a total Dick tease
Good Friday evening everyone
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
So the only way I can get more respect for Kiper after the Stanzi plug
is if he doesn’t talk at all today. Or kills John Gruden.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions
would have expected last night to kill twitter, not today
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
In honor of Clayborn getting drafted, we're eating Mama's deli tonight.
Actually it was just an excuse. I really wanted a sandwich.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
You're not wrong.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Honestly... I really can't wait to watch Cammy Cam play.
Is that bad? OH WELL.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions
he's Vince Young in Tim Tebow's body
I’m excited, it’ll be hilarious.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
quote from Clayborn in press conference
“I like kicking ass”
awesome
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
Let's hope the walk...
backs up the talk.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
When reached for comment,
the racist cabbie confirmed this report.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
it was more in reference to a question
about going up against top O-lineman both in practice and the Big Ten. But yeah that was my first thought.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Corners
are so hot right now… corners
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
it's not
but the QB class wasn’t good and look what happened there.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Please God don't let the Bengals draft Stanzi.
I wouldnt be able to take it if he wore that ugly ass jersey.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions
I think you could find a way to handle it
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
It would ahve been completely awesome if he had A.J. Green to throw to, though.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I really miss having cable
on days like today
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:18 PM CDT reply actions
I think there might be a stream on NFL.com
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
there is .. thanks
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, much thanks
Don’t have a TV in this here household.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT GINGER IS GOING TO LOOK HORRIFIC IN THAT UNIFORM
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
A lot of throws would've been picked off in major conferences.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
Shhhh
We don’t need your logic around here. Jake fucking Locker got drafted with the 9th pick. There’s no sense anymore.
I'm sure this has been discussed to death.
But Jake fucking Locker would’ve been the #1 pick last year.
Then again, Drew Henson would’ve been an incredibly high draft pick if he hadn’t decided to play baseball.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
i saw henson from the third row in the shoe
maybe like 2000
best seats i ever have had there
3rd row osu 40 south
i had sold my two ozone seats for $200 each about an hour before game time
and was ready to walk over and watch it on game day screen
but this very attractive middle aged woman came up and asked if i wanted to buy her ticket
she almost apologetically said she had to have face value
my memory it was $40
but i would really like the seats
i took them and was blown away
unlike c deck and binocs
not only could you hear the hits you could feel them
well about three times henson came around end my way
and threw this bad ass stiff arm
i didnt think a qb could do that
i think they beat them by ten or so
and didnt he wait line for that job behind Brady?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
/Looks around
/Checks for Ross
Once again, I think this is an absolutely terrible time to be having this.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No mods?
POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The ratings they got last year say otherwise.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Apr 29, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would think the cumulative effect of having the draft in it's old weekend slots would be better
than the way they’re doing it now. Considering that Sportscenter would be getting high ratings right now too and the 3rd and 4th rounds are probably going to bomb tomorrow.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Rounds 4-7 wouldn't get great ratings on Saturday or Sunday.
They care about the first few rounds. And THOSE rounds get much better ratings by airing during the evening, especially the first round. Last year’s first round did huge ratings, significantly more than they were doing on Saturday afternoon.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Niners moving up, probably not Stanzi
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Where does he go then? Redskins?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Pats at the end of this round.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
KC is a definite possibility too
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Brady is so young, though...
While it would be fucking awesome if Stanzi was a REAL PATRIOT… I want to see him pkay sometime in the near future.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Given where he's going, he's a backup behind someone for a while.
Might as well be Brady.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I'd prefer Ricky to Indy.
He won’t play at all while Peyton is around, but it is indoors. I’m not sure I want to see Ricky trying to run around and throw it in a snowstorm.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll love it if my Niners take him,
but I kind of expect it to be in the third round.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
They wont take him and Kaepernick.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Kaepernick is that cute.
That’s packerhawk’s boy
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I hit post just as the Kaepernick pick was announced.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Per one of my friends via text
“Andy Dalton’s gf is getting some new jewelry tonite….and penis”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:24 PM CDT reply actions
STANZI IS WAY BETTER THAN FUXKING KAEPERNIXK
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions
if they took a QB who was good then they wouldn't get Luck next year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Harbaugh and Luck reunited?
And it feels so good?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
My Niners continue to suck at drafting.
Thank God its not important to your team’s success, right?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Freeman is twice the player Kaepernick is, IMO.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Maybe.
When I watched this past year’s Nevada v. Boise game, I was not enamored with Kaepernck’s arm. And since the NFL seems to kill running QBs, I pretty much hate this pick.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
My thoughts exactly, if I were a 49ers fan.
But since I’m a Lions fan, I at least know where you’re coming from.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
QB of the future
meh.. disagree
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:26 PM CDT reply actions
Here's a fun draft read from Sports Pickle if you get bored
18 strangest picks in draft history
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Don't know much about the guy
but that windup and delivery looks slower than Tebow’s
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions
Not a great pick
But I will say, I’ve been a fan of him since his first game vs BSU I believe. 500 yds as a Freshman and didn’t even start.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions
Mel Kiper was wrong?
Someone turn my world right-side up again.
So what if I tailgate to the NPR jazz station?
by hkobb7 on Apr 29, 2011 5:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I was hoping someone would take the high chance on stanzi.
But this is playing out how he’s been ranked. Now only Mallet needs to go then it’s Stanzi.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
OK. I really wish the people booing would get executed from here on out.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions
Jets fans are why the draft should rotate locations year to year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
True
But. We get it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
No
The reason why we should rotate draft locations is because New Yorkers are fucking stupid and have no idea who these players are or the colleges they’re coming from.
How about rotating among college campuses?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I like NFL fans at the draft for the same reason I love Bob Knight.
Irate and unable to hurt you = funny.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I was too. Yesterday
But they boo after the guest speakers announce the pick and that’s just stupid.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
zSheard's NFL.com pic looks like a mug shot.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
he does have an assault charge on his record.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm actually surprised, because I read a bunch about how much the 49ers loved Stanzi.
And like I said, Harbaugh and Stanzi have the same agent, and I heard he really took a liking to him.
FUCK.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
come on Seattle!!
Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp!
by pollo diablo on Apr 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ugh, he's going to the Cardinals, Redskins or Radiers.
But if not, then it’s to Indy, New England or KC. Which I’d be MUCH happier with.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
So basically... any of the remaining teams? LOL.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, yeah. I'm just resigned that it's going to be to a shitty team.
And not a good one.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Cards going RB huh?
Strange.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:33 PM CDT reply actions
Them focusing in on the kid while on the phone
Prior to announcing his name sort of takes the fun out of it.
Yep.
Thank God they never did that yesterday.
/they did that every pick yesterday.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ryan Williams. Somehow a projected 2nd rounder who actually went in the early 2nd, despite the fact I’ve never come across anyone that liked him as a prospect.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
He's pretty underrated.
He’s been hurt a lot,and he’s not a speedster, but he’s got real good talent.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ryan Williams' agent is a friend of mine from law school
His job is cooler than mine
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Washington and Lee?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
William & Larry
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
William & Larry was funnier
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi
Round 3 — Pick 6 (70 overall) to Kansas City. My official dream.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 5:34 PM CDT reply actions
Or Hightower
Or Stephens-Howling.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah. I wasn't arguing
I made the point of saying it’s strange earlier because I know they have 3 RBs they like to use. And as far as I know, Williams is about the same as far as potential productivity.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
dude could not get off the injury report
Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp!
by pollo diablo on Apr 29, 2011 5:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was going so say, is he seriously a redshirt sophmore?
Why come out that early if you were just hurt last season? Guess number 37 overall so he can’t complain much.
I think some reporter needs to sneak up to Bowers in the green room and tap on his leg
just to be sure it didn’t fall off and get replaced with a wooden peg.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
As a Lions fan, I cannot even imagine if they get him.
That could be awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
that would be absurd
Suh, Fairely, Avril, KVB’s still walking corpse, Lawrence Jackson and Bowers?
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Bears fan
This scenario scares the crap out of me.
by StewMonkey13 on Apr 29, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhg. oh yes
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Then again, I used to love the Lions draft picks in the Millen days.
At the time, the Mike Williams pick was my favorite pick ever. I’ve been wrong right along with Millen for most of those, and so have many others who are unwilling to admit it. I did want Andre Johnson over Charles Rodgers, but I was happy with Chuck at the time of the pick.
So, what the hell do I know?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
"Gets the keys to Jake Locker"
And crashes it into a tree before the season starts.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:39 PM CDT reply actions
And that is a steal as far as I'm concerned.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:40 PM CDT reply actions
was a first rounder until he didn't run fast at the combine
his response “I don’t run track, I play football”.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That's mentality you need to have if you get dropped because of something like 40 times
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes I think Chris Johnson would prefer to run track.
So that ain’t all bad.
Also, Chris Wells is a pussy.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because in track you can't get snapped in half by someone 3 times your size
….if it’s played right.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
and only Rodger Goodell can save us
(forced Von Miller to take an underarmour button off before coming on stage)
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm on board
Not being athletic is getting old.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this a problem?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I for one...
Welcome our Underarmour cyborg overlords.
Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp!
by pollo diablo on Apr 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't worry, Ricky'll get picked tonight.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Give it time.
We’re Iowa, we don’t put out more than 2 or 3 guys in the first round or two.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping he lands on a half-way decent team and gets to learn the system from the sidelines for a couple years...
so in that respect it’s not all bad.
Did he just try to say "North Carolina"
without vowels?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:45 PM CDT reply actions
He's Charles Fucking Haley.
He can say it however he wants.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I was going to say awesome anyways
Because that takes talent.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Boys Will Be Boys is a must read
just for all the insane shit Haley did.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was well-behaved?
And he helped out my Niners in his old age.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
while walking around the locker room masterbating and telling Steve Young that
“you know you want to suck this”.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah.
Intense.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That's frightening.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, in fairness, who hasn't done that in a locker room.
And Steve Young did want to.
/Young is a hero of mine, but many he seems effeminate at times.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because he's pretty
doesn’t mean he’s effeminate.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
screwed up the story, it was said to various teammates including Joe Montana
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah.
Intense.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
he also drunkenly rode his motorcycle into a restaurant the Cowboys players liked to hang out in
and sat there next to the front desk rev’ing the engine until a teammate got up, punched him out and threw him in a cab home.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that's just funny.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I once ran into a restaurant and pretended to be a motorcycle.
Stood next to the greeter table yelling “RRRRRRRRUMRUMRUMRUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM… RRRRRRUMUMUMUMBUMBUMBUM” until I realized I was on acid and it was a dog house, and the dog was pissed off, so I ran out of there.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe this story to have some basis in truth
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Karl Klug is Kiper's 5th Best DE Available
Interesting.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Where's Ballard?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Hasn't anyone been bitcing about his short arms?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Ballard at 4th DT
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope not.
They bailed on Brad Banks very quickly.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Doug Williams is bigger today than Charles Haley.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Did he have trouble distinguishing a T from an E?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Too many fucking guest announcers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
But they get ratings!
/kidding
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I think they said every pick in the second round
was going to have a guest announcers
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you make some bets for me?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
That’s twice that I wouldn’t have even gotten close to guessing right.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Poor Bowers.
He isn’t even the first Clemson d-lineman off the board.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
By the laws of Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers
This will undoubtedly make him a multiple-time Pro Bowler. It is destiny.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Whew. One Stanzi bullet dodged.
Now just need to miss another Redskins pick and the Raiders pick.
Then it’s only good teams the rest of the round.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'm not so sure it's going to be this round for Ricky.
But, I know absolutely nothing.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Well, I'm hoping it's tthis round.
If it’s not, then whatever.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'm also getting the feeling he's dropped to the third.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping it isn't longer than that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Well done, sir.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer
“That’s what.” – She
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Haha.
That took me a while to get. But that’s pretty funny.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND WITH MY SANDWICH? I'M DEPRESSED AND NEED TO EAT CHEESE.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions
Didja get the cheese sammich?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sota would be stupid to not take Bowers.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:53 PM CDT reply actions
How am I not giving a damn about the Texans?
Is it cuz they underperform every year?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Texans are switching to a 3-4? What do they do with Mario Williams?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
they've said DE
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
3-4 doesn't have DE's though.
NT, 5-techniques and OLBs
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
WTF does '5-technique' mean? I keep hearing that now after not hearing it ever
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
#-technique is where a D-lineman lines up.
5-tech is just outside the tackle. 3-tech is between tackle and guard, 1-tech between guard and center.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It's where you line up.
0 tech is head up on the C
1 tech is shaded to one shoulder (middle of your body is lined up on the side of his body)
2 tech is lining up in the C-G gap
3 tech is outside shoulder of guard
4 tech is lining up in the G-T gap
5 tech is outside should of tackle
4-3 defenses have a NG that usually lines up in 1, and a 3-tech that lines up on the opposite “side” of whichever way the NG is shaded. Both of these are called defensive tackles. Then ends are split it out, sometimes in 5-techniques, but often split out wider (think dwight freeney) or lined up on the TE.
3-4 defenses have a zero technique and then two 5-techniques. 0-techs line head up on the center (this is simplistic) and are sorta responsible for the tying up the C’s and both guards to keep them off the ILB’s. That’s why they are so huge. 5-techs are mostly responsible for containing the run because they have OLB’s that can blitz. However, they also have to be able to rush the passer if they don’thave a TE outside of them and no blitzing linebacker.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
by tyger1147 on Apr 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Much thanks.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
hope it helps
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I meant to add to the 5-tech thing, that's one reason Ballard is considered good for that.
As is Klug. They are used to and can play the run, but they are agile enough to rush the QB. Sorta.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
yeah, 5-tech is what I meant by DE
after the Watt pick they talked about maybe trying him at OLB, but with Brooks Reed now they have two of those.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
I know he’s quick for a DE, but can he really get around enough to be an OLB. Methinks not.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
There is a weird vibe with that franchise.
I once liked their logo. Now, I don’t know if they’ll ever win much of anything.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Any time I think about the Texans and the draft
I think about how ridiculously much shit they took for drafting Mario Williams and how little crow eating those who were dishing the shit are doing now that it’s proven to be the right decision.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Right?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I didn't even realize they existed until I saw a game last year.
I don’t watch tons of NFL games like I do college.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the worst possible explanation of the ruling.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Oh Jesus
I said the “They Pondered it” The exact same time that Berman did.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 5:58 PM CDT reply actions
I see Applebee's and Nutrisystem in your future.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I definitely see Applebee's in my future
Found an unused gift card cleaning the house
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Do two favors
Give it to a homeless guy
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
College student dude.
School is the only thing keeping me from being homeless.
/well not really…but you know.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Be careful, the Coralville Applebees is where that lizard head was in a salad.
I havent eaten there since.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a long long ways from there.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You're a college student at NOT Iowa?
WTF dude.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah....
I made some bad decisions.
/Really I didn’t. I came here for one thing, got out of it and didn’t bother to try to transfer.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha. No.
If I wanted to go to school for that, South Dakota would be the last state I went to.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
But
the midwest farmers’ daughters keep their boyfriends warm at night.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
McDonalds in Dallas had a whole mouse in a salad.
I think it was Sean Payton’s wife that bought it, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hehe
She said lizard head.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Catnuts,
you don’t have a TV, and you are a vegetarian.
Quit telling the rest of us how to live.
/I’m only partly joking here. And yes, I know how horrible it is for me to criticize people who give unwanted advice.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy fuck, the world really is ending soon.
Because I agree with Chazz.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Um, taking a potshot at Applebee's terrible food is not telling him to be a vegetarian
And besides, I’m not. I had a lamb burger last night. I just eat veggie food 90% of the time, it’s better for you and usually tastes better.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Corn dogs w/ bacon ranch
MMMMMMMMM
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Now that I can definitively tell somebody never to do.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I remember your list of "meats tried."
But you are slowly becoming the stereotypical Californian in my mind.
And SEG, you don’t really agree with me, that’s just your hypoglycemia talking.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually do agree with you...
But I am hypoglycemic. I’m shaking and shit.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Mean joke: You're a typical Missourian in my mind.
But pinhole however you want, doesn’t matter to me.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No. I'm making fun of people from Missouri.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm from Waterloo, Iowa.
But I have an aunt that lives in KC, and I’ve spent a fair amount of time in St. Louis. I’ve also toured Harry Truman’s house and presidential library.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap, you guys. Don't go to that place.
Good vibes. Fly with the seabirds.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he's good.
But, Minnesota, really? Hmmm.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
The Vikings are making strange decisions.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
First TE to go....
Hm seems a touch early? But he was 1-2 in this TE class, I guess they couldn’t wait.
Touch to early and maybe the wrong team.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Bowers???
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Please Lions, don't pick Bowers. Please!
My Bears couldn’t take it.
Damn it!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
the people that really like him compare him to DeSean Jackson.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the Lions had finally learned that football teams are built from the inside out.
And they are still building.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Need O-Line and secondary help.
When you have Calvin Johnson already, not totally sure about this one.
Well, what other WRs do they have?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I like Burleson.
I love Pettigrew and Scheffler. They have other options, young might have still been there. Maybe.
Well, what other WRs do they
need?
Seriously, he’s that good. We’re not talking about a finely polished team that is putting together the final pieces. Calvin Johnson is seriously the fucking man. While I’m at it, fuck the Bears and the referrees from Week 1 last year, fuck em hard.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I've always thought you need more than one good-to-great WR.
And while I do now recall Burleson and Scheffler, I wouldn’t call either one particularly good.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
They've got Bryant Johnson
and it’s not like a guy with the same talent level as this kid isn’t available in free agency pretty much every year. They need to build their strength up front on both sides of the ball.
And seriously, Calvin Johnson is that fucking good. He’s a freak.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
And, let's not act like that one bad ref call was Detroit's whole season.
It may have jump-started the Bears, but Detroit was never going .500 last year.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but still fuck em.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah, Barry Sanders is the fucking man.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Well, I can't disagree with that
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Best Tecmo Superbowl player ever.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit
I forgot about him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah most people outlawed using the Raiders because he was so unstoppable.
by StewMonkey13 on Apr 29, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't Walter Payton a bad-ass in original Tecmo Bowl, as well?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked the best players on D
LT, Lott. That was fun as hell running around with them.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that guy.
I wasn’t mad at him when he retired. I started to get a little pissed when I heard that he was trying to sign with the Dolphins but then I remember that he’s Barry fucking Sanders.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
This
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
BARRY BARRY BARRY!
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:03 PM CDT reply actions
And I'm very happy the asshole New Yorkers gave him respect
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
There are only a handful of guys that are more respected universally than Barry Sanders.
Jim Brown…ummm…ummm…
Don’t you dare fucking say Emmitt Smith you fucker…I’ll fucking cut you. (That wasn’t directed at anyone in particular.)
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Don't worry
I hate the Cowboys
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it better that way.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I do too
How does one emit smiff?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, does that mean smiff is a word?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We got a free football one year for Thanksgiving
It had an embossed Emmitt Smith signature on it that was misspelled. Had only one ‘t’ in his first name.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That's much funnier
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think this is three in a row.
I’m putting an end to this.
Kirk Ferentz is not the devil.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Texans took Brooks Reed, right?
ESPN’s frontpage is saying it was Bowers.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, their draft tracker has the same mistake
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, it's Brooks Reed.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OK, thanks.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait, I just remembered something. Wasn't Stanzi working out with Tom Brady's coach, or something?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
How do the Broncos have 2 picks in a row?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
from Niners, from Dolphins
Niners one is from the trade earlier tonight. Phins from last year.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah. Tricksy, tricksy Broncos.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
they must not have washed all the Pats stink off of themselves since firing McDaniels.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Terrible firing, IMO.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
their defense was horrific
but it seemed early
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my
McDaniels was horrible.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Anybody who gets rid of Cutler
is alright in my book.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
take two offensive projects in the 1st round when your D is crap
and you’re probably going to get fired.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
And that was after your team...
got rid of two very talented (and dickish) offensive players, partly because of the coach’s personality.
Add in a cheating scandal and a couple of losing seasons, and you’re the next Lane Kiffin. Only without being able to fall up.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
And he's also still a jack-ass.
Seriously, FUCK SHANNON SHARPE!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
reply fail.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he retire
Or did people just stop signing him?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan of it.
This is a happy day, but you guys are going to get hazed and beat up in your first year. Man the fuck up.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Let us know who wins, and any cool stuff when you get back.
I don’t get to hear much about the Energy up here in Waterloo.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
25th
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck, he already has 6 rush TDs?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:15 PM CDT reply actions
dude is built like a fullback
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I like him until he opens his mouth.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the opposite of how I am with women
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
You know who should be the permanent draft announcer?
The Highlife guy.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:17 PM CDT reply actions
Him or Gus Johnson
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
And he can be like his commercials and decide if the players get their signing bonuses based on what they’re wearing or how they act.
“Is that a green tie with a purple shirt and a brown jacket? I’m sorry, son, this fashion does not get you a 1st round bonus.”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that fashion clause is the reason the ApocaLockoutLypse is upon us.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHH! CHRISTIAN PONDER WITH THE 12TH PICK! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Did they just take the bully from Friday?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
YES!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Bully from Friday was:
Tom “Tiny” Lister.
Check this shit out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lister,Jr.#Personallife
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
wait until Kendrick Ellis gets drafted
or remember Phil Taylor
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
CHILIS TRIPLE DIPPER OMG
I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:21 PM CDT reply actions
Sweetie, meatloaf, FUCK!
I never know what he’s doing out there.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It was a poor attempt at humor.
It’s from Wedding Crashers. Will Ferrell’s character.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I'm not happy right now.
I started watching Greek for you, and this is how you repay me.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
You did? How do you like it?
Are you following me on twitter or something?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it was in the spoiler thread or something.
I like it quite a bit. Unfortunately Playstation Network is down so I haven’t watched it in a few days. I got through two seasons quick though.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It was perfect timing.
I watch all my non-sports non-History tv on Netflix and had just finished Dexter Season 2 (bullshit that they just took Season 3 off right before I finished 2) and needed a new show.
Then I got the PS3 and decided to go out and buy Mad Men Seasons 1 and 2 as well as the entire series of The Wire. I have a lot of tv to watch.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
The Wire rocks.
Mad Men, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Cappie is my Greek boyfriend.
That really is one of my all time favorite shows. Glad you are enjoying it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, he's awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Again
Another guy they can’t possibly boo. One of my all time favorites.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:22 PM CDT reply actions
I like him even though he really holds a grudge against Indy.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummm, not a good pick.
I’ll just say that. Not at all.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah, not good. But I see what they're doing.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
their season did end with Bradford taking shots deep to a 280lb TE
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, now let's all pray for no Redskins, no Raiders.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Dear lord. I cannot agree enough with this
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Just a random thought
But I think it’s hilarious that they show catches that wouldn’t be catches in the NFL. I know they may be good catches in college, but isn’t the point of highlight reels to show NFL readiness?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
Christian Ballard's highlight video did not realize that was the point either.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I usually hate rants like the one I just did
But it just kinda hit me like, huh, that would not have counted in the League boy.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I would love to get a Wiznewski
Sounds painful.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:25 PM CDT reply actions
I miss the old Raiders
Wisniewski? That’s a excellent pick. Al definitely died and they are just propping him up in a chair.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Wisniewski?
Yeah, I like that pick just fine.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I have a real question.
If these guys don’t know where they are going, how do they have the hats ready at home?
Or are they just pretending to be surprised?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
They go to Hat World pre draft and get all 32
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
No, they have a good idea of who likes them and wants them.
They probably have at least a few.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
And not everybody puts a hat on from their living room.
He may have had more than a good idea. Especially considering that’s pretty high for a team to draft a C.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I bet any team that is serious about the possibility of taking them,
sends them a hat or T-shirt (or ten).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
So maybe Dominique Douglas was just... planning ahead?
/toosoon?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, did Gruden just slip in a nice little jab at Al Davis.
I like it.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Paea????
please!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
would love to see Stanzi go here
but yeah, Indy needs depth on D-line or O-line
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Richard Thomas Jefferson George Washington Patton Stanzi
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
COLTS ARE GOING STANZI!!!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
It says Ben Ijalana on the web
whoever that is.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen several places
Indy uses this pick for Sash.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
And to be honest, he’ll be less of a bust than Locker.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
If he isn't
The QB coach he’s under should be elected President of Eternity.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think Locker will be good,
but if they teach him to be more accurate, I think he has the arm to be decent.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not a given
he’s got so much talent it’s possible he’ll put it together.
But accuracy is a strong predictor of pro success, which bodes poorly for him.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I am entirely disinterested in the lockout.
Nothing interesting will come out of it and there is approximately 0.00% chance games will be missed. I could not care less.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Who cares about the lockout....
we all know it’s stupid, but it’s giving me a migraine listening to these guys talk about it.
And Bowers is not even the 2nd Clemson player taken.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
Alright I'm going to buy liquor.
Later skaters!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Wanted Paea, but like Ijalana
talented dude. Probably starting out at guard because of the competition leap and rough technique, but could end up back at LT down the road.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Wow, so the Bucs get Bowers and Clayborn.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Apr 29, 2011 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Their D-Line could go beast-mode pretty well
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I like Bowers
But it does my heart well to see AC drafted an entire round ahead of someone from Clemson despite being less regarded.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Because FUCK CLEMSON, right?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
RIGHT IN THE EAR
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit they are going to be awesome.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I forgot they had Gerald McCoy as well.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That's beastly.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
And Gaines Adams.
Too soon!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't even die a Buc. You're way behind, Chazz
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
it's certainly possible
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 29, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That actually helps AC. They will double team Bowers.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
They got a guy who was once the projected #1 pick at #51.
That’s not too shabby.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Unless his knee doesn't work. Then it sucks.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Apparently, not much
Per Shutdown Corner. Still, for him to fall like this, that’s either a hell of a rumor, or they saw something they didn’t like
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
No it doesn't.
If you can get 3 or 4 years of good production out of a DE for what they’re paying him in the 2nd round…that’s a steal. I think it’s a great pick. There’s a risk with everyone, it just sounds like it’s more of a guarantee with him, just not right away. Also, he could come back as good as ever from the surgery.
Shit, I’m agreeing with Ross again.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I didn't read what the injury was.
But I thought he wasn’t even healed right now.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Those stats look identical to AC's from 2009
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
That's the exact same thing I'm asking
But I didn’t have anything coming. I just don’t want to get off the couch.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm doing the annoying wife thing and calling. Even though it wont make the food get here faster.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK TRAFFIC JAM I AM GOING TO EAT NOTHING I AMS O HUNGRY
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I just went to the fridge and got some
deja food
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Let us know when you start drinking those pitchers you mentioned yesterday.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Those got dumped out a looooooong time ago
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The Lions are getting all the fanfare
for taking the biggest dickhead in the draft but the NYG got a sneaky good pick at #19. They usually draft very well.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
That could be another very good pick.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No. No. No.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
//Skins fan. So sue me.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
The NCAA would like to
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
When is Ballard going to go?
I figured his ability to play DE/DT would improve his stock. Who cares he likes drugs…
Someone above said he was like the #6 "best available" DE I think.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the weed thing could drop him to 4th or 5th round.
Then again, you never know when a run on DT/DEs will begin again.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
DUDES. I POSSIBLY just got my first video game translation project! i have to pass another translation test first...
BUT I AM SO EXCITED.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
Congrats
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
YAYY!
I hope it goes well for you!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks! I got the highest score on the prelim translation test I did a few weeks ago, so that meant I got first dibs on future projects.
but until i prove myself, I still have to take translation tests in order to secure jobs.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Righto. Awesome.
I hope it turns into a consistent career for you. Should be fun.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
All their base are belong to you
or something.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Half the tackle highlights they just showed
the kid was just catching guys
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Stanzi to Moeaki would make me cream.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 6:58 PM CDT reply actions
A better QB...? Than Stanzi? What, now?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You're gonna get yourself killed.
She’s already grumpy, she’s hungry. Damn, you’re braver than I thought!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
How did I not know Sean Payton was addicted to vicodin?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Fuck
I want to see Tippett read Stanzi’s name
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Seattle still needs a QB, don't they?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Just got home and turned on the draft.
Anything crazy that I need to know about?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
STANZI STILL HASNT BEEN DRAFTED.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This is UNACCEPTABLE!!
I assume Ginger has been. Any other QBs?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The kid from Nevada
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Kaepernick to the 49ers.
Ginger to the Bengals.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Huh
Thats not what I would have expected from Harbaugh
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Adrian Clayborn has Erb's Palsy
and Mel Kiper wants us to remember that.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I would like to announce a draft pick someday.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
LeShoure and Best could be a nice 1-2 punch.
Surprised the Lions aren’t trying to beef up the secondary, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
They have all the secondary they need:
/Yes, they could use more dudes back there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I am curled up in a ball on my living room floor.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
I am eating peppermint m&ms
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
what
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
York Peppermint Patties
But M&M-shaped. Candy shell and all.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds delicious
York Peppermint patties slightly frozen are awesom
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Dont' die on us now!
You haven’t even made a true fellatio joke yet in this thread.
IT’S NOT HER TIME! DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT! DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
but there have been about 18 nearly identical jizz jokes
so I think we can spare her for a few minutes
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I actually was going to make a BJ joke earlier.
But I deleted it. I just wasnt feeling it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Women are so hard to get into the BJ mood sometimes
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
MY FOOD IS HERE!!!
Oh, and my husband thing.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:12 PM CDT reply actions
Do you ever make him wear a Stanzi mask?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Jersey and everything
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Well you've got your priorities straight.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Boom!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't it obvious?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
SEG's dream of dreams
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do I have Ferentz's face?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I look like a normal white girl.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks are deceiving, eh?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I ripped this photoshop off.
If anyone remembers who made it, hollaback.
That’s why the Captain is on there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Too much Ryan Mallett love
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
Anybody else chant "Black-Heart Gold-pants, Black-heart Gold-pants." when they see that keyboard cat video?
I do. And I can’t stop.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Whenever I see that Nokia/T-Mobile commercial...
that starts with keyboard cat, I start singing “Blackheartgoldpants, blackheartgoldpants…” in my head.
And Edds beat me to this, but fuck it. “post”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
How did I beat you to that? I type like 2 words per minute?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Damned if I know. Maybe I was scrolling up?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Ditto on both of you.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
DRAFT-A-HAWK-EYE! *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 7:15 PM CDT reply actions
He's a gifted diva?
They drafted Mariah Carey?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Nope - Donald Trump.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Ronny James Dio is the best diva. Holy Diva.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't we have a streak of players going round 3, pick 1?
Spievey, and Shonn before that? That spot’s coming up soon here.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
Ballard. It's fate.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
They need d-line help, that's for sure.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Goddammit!!! If the Redskins take Stanzi, I'm going to fight someone.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'm your Huckleberry.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Does this make SEG...
Big Nose Kate?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I apologize,
I just called you Doc Holliday’s whore/significant other from the movie Tombstone (or Wyatt Earp?)
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's any consolation, that lady was pretty cute:
so take it as a compliment.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
///spins tin cup on finger like a six shooter
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I do love that scene.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Steelers need a backup QB, we know Stanzi looks good in Black and Gold
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
He'd look good in a Head and Shoulders commercial...
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
So he can sit for 8 years? Blecch
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont want him consorting with Rapelisberger
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Rape-less-Stanzi?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I would love it if Stanzi somehow took Big Ben's job in a year or two.
However, as a Niners fan, I kind of hate the Steelers. Also, a close friend and a cousin who is close to a brother to me both are Steeler fans, so having to watch Ricky (hopefully kicking ass) would be rather bittersweet.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Chargers, we need a DB
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK
A Wolverines LB? That’s fucking terrible.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The Chargers just GERG'd themselves
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
His draft grade on NFL.com? 2.5
Fucking ridiculous.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
"potentially a mid-round selection". I'm going to stop digging, he's just getting me depressed
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, what's Kiper's deal with Iowa?
Hey just made sure to mention that Wiegman (37 years old) was from Iowa.
Also,
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Was that a Michigan defensive player?
I call bullshit
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:24 PM CDT reply actions
They have a defense?
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa whoa whoa
The Bucs now have Clayborn AND Bowers? Holy shit, that D is going to be beastly in 2-3 years.
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Apr 29, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
panthers
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I applied for an unpaid internship for the Omaha Nighthawks today.
Should get it, of course, but that will be fun.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Mallet, probably
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Apr 29, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what I thought too... but no
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yeah...
what.
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Apr 29, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
These 3 guys should not be allowed to ad-lib
Its painful
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
It's Berman, man.
Just be glad he’s not pissed off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TLG_LtWhj4
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And now we're doing tributes to the dead with the pick announcements.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
He's running roughshod over the Cyclones, FWIW
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
All right, I just demolished a huge sandwich and am feeling more like myself again.
DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
Yay!
I mean, please, control yourself!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You can yell all you want,
he still hasn’t been drafted yet.
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Apr 29, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It'll happen soon. I feel it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone from Iowa has to go Round 3, pick 1.
It’s like the law.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
The streak is over.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOO!!!!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That UnderArmour thing looks like the battery Iron Man has to keep replacing.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
That under armour thing looks dumb
I wonder how water/shock resistant it is.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
May not work,
but the kids love it:
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
The 'facial hair' makes that picture
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't agree.
I think the kid’s eyes, which say “WTF”, makes that photo.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldnt argue that
but I can only imagine the process of drawing that on his face. Seems like it would be amusing
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think of it too much from the parent's POV.
You might be right.
And while I’m posting pics of kids in costumes, you’ve been…
BABY MANGINO’D!!!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Its like he is staring right through me
That is full of win
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Justin Houston still undrafted
not good for Ballard, though Houston failed a drug test in college too.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Cobb is a player
Thats a good pick
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Jim Taylor
big-timing everyone with the HOF jacket.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Goodbye Donald Driver?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I hope not yet
He is getting long in the tooth though.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
mmm need somewhere to eat downtown with wifi.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
I cant even feel bad for Ballard
Im sure NFL teams see smoking pot before the NFL Combine as something only a true idiot would do, so of course they wont draft you for a while
he may not get drafted today
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Not true.
Everyone I know, including my siblings, smokes j’s.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It has nothing to do with the actual smoking of the joint
and everything to do with the timing. i dont smoke a joint when im going in for a job interview. why? because im not a damn idiot. my boss couldnt care less if i smoke a joint, but if i prove im an idiot by smoking one when i know they will test me in a few days then im not getting the job.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Ease up, dog.
I’m just busting your chops.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Im not mad at you or anything, sorry if i gave that impression
i just dont like people who dont use common sense and i think Ballard was an absolute fool to do that.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
And you were the one I was arguing with a bit the other day on that Ballard Bluntz thread, right?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was me
Its not that i think smoking a j is bad, i just think you should be smart about it.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
1st pick 3rd round!
Iowa time. Hello Ballard!
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
The oasis of the NFL stay and lock... but we're ... locked and loaded and ready to go!
TERRIBLE LOL
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:43 PM CDT reply actions
We should start pointing out when he isn't terrible
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Right now
He isn’t terrible right now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He might be, we just can't hear it
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
My point exactly
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Are Adam Schefter and Jay Leno related?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 29, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone else a little disheartened to not see Sash on Kiper's best available Safeties?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
Just saw an ad on Facebook
“Being American” has its own fanpage.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Berman's spiel about free agents not being able to sign,
finally made me feel a little bad for DJK.
There, I said it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Chazz!! You've had a break through!!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
You're with me, Chazzer
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, let’s all smoke two joints!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Can Stanzi just get drafted already so I can go take a piss???
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
Don't you have an iPad?
Take it in the bathroom!
You hang out with dudes, sooner or later you better start acting like them.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
My iPad doesnt have ESPN on it!!
I have to be here to hear his name called!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
leave the door open
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, yeah, me too
Potty time is private time.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
DVR? You can always rewind if you miss it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
NFL.com has a live telecast
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
They haven't been actually showing the picks this round anyways
They just give it to us on in the bottom line
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fucking fuck?? I'm not even gonna get to hear Stanzi's name called?
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
If they're still not showing them, go to NFL.com
They’re showing every live pick
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Food, moan, piss, bitch...
If you can’t learn to subjugate your human needs to the timing of 32 NFL general managers, then what kind of fan are you?
/I’m kidding.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's more important to tell us that John Smoltz shot +12
At the South Georgia Classic.
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN really cant make it switch seamlessly. Thats terrible
Also, NE really has back to back picks. Is this a fantasy draft now?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Still on ESPN,
the lead chick from the Pussycat Dolls is singing Led Zeppelin.
Awful. Please, send her on a quick USO Tour to the dangerous parts of Afghanistan.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
This. Makes. Me. AINNNN. GREEEE.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
"How did you feel when you found out the coffee was decaf?"
(I don’t know if you were deliberately making a Chris Farley reference)
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda. Nice Catch.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4154/saturday-night-live-schillervision-hidden-camera
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing i changed the channel
I like my TV and I would have had to break it if I heard that
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you like your computer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHikD96rISI
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
If that is a link to what you just watched on TV
I will not click
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
So if the dream situation is Stanzi to NE
are these next two picks basically the last chance?
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Nope
They have another pick in the round too besides these two
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
As if my TV couldnt get any douchier, here comes Todd McShay.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Right now
this is my favorite comment of the day
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
My first live-thread, I'm kind of excited...
Everything that I’ve read so far — Stanzi hasn’t gone yet. Got my beer and I’m ready…
Fingers crossed for the Pats here in the next 10 minutes.
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
They're saying Mallet to the Pats...
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The pats would never take mallet
they are too smart to take Ryan Leaf jr
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Bummer.
I have them muted for obvious reasons.
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Announcers are certain it's Mallett to NE
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
NEWB!
Shift+A is your friend to stay on top of the new comments.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I like 'z' scrolling
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Marks everything as read.
Don’t do that if you want to read the new comments.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I didn't know you could do that
Who’s the noob now?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome aboard
There have been many-a-time where the live-thread is more entertaining than the event itself. And they only get better the drunker everyone gets
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Without the actual announcements, I cant fucking keep up with who is going where.
This coverage fucking blows.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
It's the Michigan Defense of television coverage.
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Get it?
Cuz the coverage blows and you can’t keep up with who is going where?
Eh.
by KilometersDavis on Apr 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
My Chargers drafted a Michigan LB in the 2nd round. Ugh.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The Vikings just picked O.J. Simpson
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Shit
a JC clip.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
That's 2007 isn't it?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN
Reaching pretty far back to Wilson sacking good ole’ Jake C. at Iowa.
Damn, if the pats pick stanzi this guy will look REALLY stupid
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
They picked him?
Ugh, that sucks. i honestly didnt think they would pick the douche
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Is Mallet really a NE kind of guy?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
But, if Stanzi goes to Indy, I'm cool with it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Sedrick Shaw?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Adalius Thomas?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Andy Katzenmoyer?
/fuck tOSU.
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by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If he goes to Seahawks I'm much happier than if he went to NE
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
fucking hell, I'm bummed.
Stanzi is totally fucked now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
No he isnt
Could still end up in Indy
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Minny, Arizona, maybe others?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Not minny
Minny picked someone already
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA
+1
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Cebustonder
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah.
I would be cool with that.
WHICH MEANS IT WONT HAPPEN BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES ME.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol, hes getting drafted eventually ya know
Even if its the 7th round, that will just make him a better tom brady than tom brady is when he wins the super bowl
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did they have to make it worse by letting McShay come on the set?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
He did what?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
HA
Gross. It was probably because right when he gets there, an SEC player gets drafted.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess the more fair way to say it is I hate on the prevailing theory
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's because I hear it soooooo many times. Annoying.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ditto. I'm not interested in rehashing either.
Does get old to hear it spouted over and over, though.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody's gonna harsh the BHGP mello.
Flying with the seabirds.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I come to you fine men and women for advice
It’s time for a beer run. Suggestions….
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
where do you live?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Arkansas
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I like Michelob ShockTop if you have a glass.
I also enjoy Landshark.
I’m a golden beer drinker.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm always a fanof DeleriumTremens
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Depends on where you're going.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What would be comparable?
What style is it?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm working on the Sam Adams sampler
that has Noble Pils, Scotch Ale, White Ale, Boston Lager, Irish Ale, and one more. Yummy.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Solid choice, that might work
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Costco? Love me some Costco.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the Noble. Had one last night.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm through the Irish into the Noble now.
I think I prefer Boulevard’s Irish red but they have it for a pretty short season.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the Noble Pils
but Sam Adams’ ad campaign really annoys the fuck out of me
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This. My favorite.
Heading to the fridge for 1 now.
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Apr 29, 2011 9:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In honor of the hoopla in the UK today, make a Royal Marriage. Crown and RC Cola
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Crown Royal and Royal Crown? I like that idea.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Has a good ring to it
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice idea.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't there a reason we're no longer one of UK's colonies?
I’ve obviously missed any chatter about it during the Live blogs, but in my opinion, it’s just a celebrity marriage.
It's no Skewlyard Special. Pedialyte and Vodka
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Tought that was robitussin
and more robitussin
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the input
I’ll let you know what I end up with.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Walter from walterfootball.com
74. Ryan Mallett, QB, Arkansas
When I first heard that Ryan Mallett was going here, I planned on giving the Patriots a D. Why build for the future and continue to ignore the front seven?
But then I thought about it, and I realized that Bill Belichick is a genius. I have no doubt in my mind that Belichick doesn’t plan on playing Mallett at all. He’s going to trade him in a year or two to a quarterback-hungry team for a much higher pick. (Pick Grade: B)
love the rationalizing
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
They did the same thing with the Pats' first RB choice.
When Brady retires they’re going to find Belichick is not as great as we thought. He’s got too big a rep for drafting, by far.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I kinda thought this when I heard the pick
but I’m not gonna grade it (or try to persuade anyone else to) until we see the result.
As B**l*rHawk point out Belichick is not infallible.
Though his wife reports he is infellateable.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Is your husband in elementary school? Or 80? Who the fuck goes to bed this early?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
My husband is in the sciences and has a rough last couple of months...
The NIH isn’t funding like it used to…
No it isn't, and the belt's only getting tighter.
I’m kinda glad I’m still a grad student, but I’ve got to finish pretty soon.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I hear that.
I’m preparing with the DJK school of thought (hope for the best, expect the worst) when it comes to job hunting.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in Biomedical Engineering
The job prospects were quite a bit higher a few years ago when I was starting. I think we’re still doing better than the other engineering disciplines right now.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
My husband studies herpes...
Bad choice at the current economy… Although I think that we might be prevalent should we be living in IC (we aren’t…)
Something drug companies don't want to find a cure something conspiracy something patents something something massive profits
/conspiracy theory’d
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Pharmaceutical is going to be plowing a ton of money into research in the next few years
All of their biggest patents run out right about now. Maybe they steer some of it into biomedical?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Could be
I study tissue engineering, so there’s some aspects of drug delivery and stem cells and whatnot that I hope get a bit hotter.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Tissue Engineering
ought to start going crazy with the stem cell stuff. Have you seen the device the guy made for burn victims? Massive 2nd degree burns 100% cured in 3 days. Amazing
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
It is.
Since DoD has the money, a lot of work/money has gone into trauma for wounded soldiers, prosthetics, etc. but our grant application a couple years ago didn’t quite make the cut.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Tinnitus too
They’re paying a fortune in disability payments for it. I guess they want to increase research funding for it by a massive amount. Which is good for me.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Well, once Leonard Nimoy said he had it,
we had to find a cure.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds awesome
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Here it is
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Of course the video is blocked at work
I had heard of spraying cells on, but I didn’t realize they were this far advanced. I love it
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, if you want to stay in IC,
and you work in science, just start researching a way to beat drug tests. There has to be huge money in that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Never. You know that.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I didn't reference any players this time.
I’m not getting older, I’m getting better (from mental illness).
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
And you missed your obvious line
“a way to beat drug tests other then not taking drugs”
Don’t make me fill in that blank for you, it makes me feel dirty.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
She's just that good.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that I am...
But I’m not going with him, I’m staying up to see my beau get drafted… (hopefully)
No, we got married. You missed it.
I’m his ex girlfriend because I’m his wife.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
MEOW
PFSSSST FFFSSSSSSSCHT
ROUW
/ladies
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just cracked my first beer in over a week
God I hate being sick. What’d I miss.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Nothing.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
wisconsin had some big fucking linemen
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I actually think Indy is the best drafting team out there
Especially with Iowa picks. So i would actually be the happiest if Indy picked him up
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
no
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
If he falls to the 4th round
that would be an absolute steal for whoever gets him. The perils of the sticky icky kids
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Wow, if Stanzi, Ballard or Sash don't get picked today, I'll be... just baffled.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Yeah, I think all three are First 3-round talents, for sure.
Well, maybe not Sash. Ballard clearly is. I think Stanzi has the history to prove that he’s good enough.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'm not sure Ballard is.
And that’s not just my anti-drug self talking.
He “only” had 11 sacks in his Hawkeye career.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Sacks aren't the end all be all.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Especially for a guy who spent most of his time at DT
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
especially for a guy that won't be playing on the edge on 3rd downs.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe so,
but I think I’d expect a 4-year college player to have more sacks than that, if I said he had “first round talent.”
And there were games where he kind of disappeared. Klug, Daniels and Clayborn (and, at one time, King and Kroul) all seemed to do much better at times. Yes, I guess this means we Iowa fans are spoiled on D.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell is going on? I should be watching Mogwai and no Hawkeyes drafted?
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
I think the San Antonio era is over.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
We need to get through another round of Raiders and Skins
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Word is Raiders like Campbell and won't be going after QBs
Washington could be, though.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Better the Skins than the Raiders
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Whew,noWashington.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
So
Indy, Seattle, KC, Washington are the teams most likely to take stanzi now right? or did i leave someone out?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
they took andy dalton
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Arizona, Buffalo
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
raiders
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Sash and Ballard are way more likely than Stanzi at Indy's pick imo
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Somebody's bout to get pregnant up in here!
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
What?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I correct in reading that with Tracy Morgan's voice?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you watching Community, too?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ballard is SI's best available player.
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
If one believes in Harbaugh's QB teaching abilities.
Kaepernik could be flippin awesome. He’s got all the physical tools.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I don't think his arm is awesome.
He does have good size and a good 40 time.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Arm strength might be the single most overrated draft "quality" other than 40 times
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Possibly,
but I would have preferred to have Stanzi or Dalton over Kaepernick.
But not Ponder. And probably not Locker.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This is reminding me of how sad it was last year when Colt McCoy had that big party at his house...
…and he took forever to get drafted.
But I guess it worked out okay in the end? Maybe?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
It's working out well for Colt McCoy. He'll be good, Cleveland might even be good
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i hate everyone who does that.
I meant embed it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
they still don't have any high quality WRs
They’ve got three great slot guys in Massaquoi, Robskie and Cribbs plus a project in Greg Little.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
If he thinks the NIH budget is thin
NSF is basically a lemonade stand
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I was saying that NSF has a pitiful fraction of the budget of NIH
It sucks everywhere for almost everybody
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Are there "bridge grants" where he's at
to fill investigator’s gaps between successful grants?
Per the Press-Citizen, those are coming out of Iowa’s next budget.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Rough
It isn’t like figuring out how to cure herpes won’t save money and lead to a better understanding of viral disease
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I agree, but I don't have a cool million throw at the project.
It’s hard with a “recessed” economy when you are trying to cure something that doesn’t kill people, but can lead to death with a depleted immune system.
I can go all night about why we should be funding
research in all sectors at much higher rates. The short-sighted bullshit that leads to cutting NIH and NSF budgets never has an idea of the real benefit of these studies.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
You can throw in the space program too.
Although it seems like NASA isn’t as ambitious as they used to be, which is why it’s easy to see them as a waste of money.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
If he is still in start up
am I correct in assuming that he has a couple years before he goes up for tenure at least
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Unfortunately, no tenure...
But I’m staying positive that he will land something before his fifth year “lock-out” will be met.
Thanks!
I wish him luck every day he wakes up and heads to work. Hoping his experiments work well. Good luck to you as well!
Specific plants?
Can you give an area of interest that I could look into? It sounds pretty intriguing…
Mostly alpine and arctic plants
Right now, I am working on determining evolutionary relationships and divergence dates among poplar species. I have been doing some stuff with reconstructing glacial population histories with those species. Also, we are doing association mapping to determine the genetic components underlying phenotypic variation related mediated by different day length environments.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dude. You should grow pot in a lab. That shit would make crazy money, yo.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
What’s up with Area 51? You have anything to do with that? That shit’s crazy, yo.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
/whistles innocently, awaits coming shitstorm of comments rehashing this topic
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Little did he know,
DJK should just forgo a football career for grad school in horticulture.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That is pretty close
There is a latitudinal gradient in when balsam poplar trees set bud in the fall and flush buds in the spring. The timing of those events is triggered by day length and is meant to maximize the length of the growing season, while avoiding frost damage. The variation in the timing of those events is controlled by one or more gene pathways that code for proteins used to detect night length. The idea is that southern genotypes of balsam poplar would set bud too late in northern climates and would suffer frost damage, whereas Alaskan genotypes would have like a week of growth in a southern environment. We are identifying the specific nucleotide changes that account for the timing differences.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Bioinformatics, kind of?
I took a couple undergrad classes in that, but it wasn’t my cup of tea. Too much time in front of the computer, not in a wet lab.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, there is quite a bit of bioinformatics
though I don’t really have the programming skills to really do that real well
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
So crop production
Is a practical application? Useful climate change info as well?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Both, yes
Poplar are used widely in silviculture in Canada and China. One big industry is paper.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Cool
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
The Vikings just picked Sammy Baugh
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Dare I say that was a nice pick by the Skins?
Dan Snyder must have been in the restroom when that one was made
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
definitely could be
but a real risk he forgets how to catch the football again.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, just sent my husband out to get ice cream.
Shit is getting desperate in here.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
What kind?
Ooh, ice cream.
/goes down to hotel lobby to see if they have ice cream available.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Peanut butter cup Freez.
From Tastee Freez. I refuse to call it Parlor City.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He's doing you a lot of favors today.
Vice versa later, amirite?
/don’t answer that.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a Negative on teh hotel lobby.
And I’ve had too many beers to drive to the local store.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I just realized ice cream doesnt deliver.
BUSINESS IDEA
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Do it.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They don't have these in Missouri?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not where I grew up. Anyway, I live in Cedar Rapids.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
coughs
hides Jefferson + Kernels clothing
heh
YEAH BUDDAY!
by With Ferentz Like These... on Apr 30, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm at a Hilton Garden Inn
Their bar is fully stocked, but their Ben & Jerry’s is lacking.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought you were looking for beer
Their ice cream selection is not much more than B&J ice cream pops if I recall
Dude, I've got a sampler pack of New Glarus.
Plus half a case of Summer Shandy. I’m set on the beer.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Also:
They had ice cream sandwiches downstairs, but I am not in the mood for eating my ice cream between two chocolate flavored planks.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ICE CREAM IS HERE.
oh, and my husband thing.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anyone make a decent ice cream sandwich
Or are they just cursed to be the bastard of ice cream products.
I've not found one yet.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Finished with Robert the Bruce, down grading to Old Style. Yes, Old Style.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
A friend just told me...
that nobody in Waterloo distributes Old Style right now.
Too bad, I thought it was OK out of the bottle.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Krausened!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE getting an Old Style whenever I'm home
They don’t distribute in VA. To my mind, it is the quintessential old-school, Midwestern neighborhood dive-bar beer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Yes, yes it is.
As I child I witnessed the 6-pack in LaCrosse back in the day. Ah, Old Style.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
A local bar has cans and bottles of various crap beers to go with their Belgian selection,
so I’ve had some cans of Hamm’s.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm continuing the Wisconsin beer night with the
New Glarus Sampler case.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you didn't complete the sentence or exclamation.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Trekking to Wisconsin for New Glarus is a must when I'm back in DBQ.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
King of Scotland
Defeated the English at Bannockburn
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
By down grade I mean Old Style is in the fridge.
Therefore I drink it, no knock to Old Style.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Three Floyds Scotish Ale. Batting .700. Wonderful.
The wife hates it.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
If no Stanzi in next 2 picks, he isn't going anytime soon
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
and trade ups are very possible
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Sash!
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Isn't the purpose of tv anymore
to make you feel good about yourself against whoever they’re showing?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Next evolution of the NFL Draft
Mauri Povich works his magic on each draftee when they’re selected.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Like the geek show, in ye old middle ages
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No Ricky in the 3rd unless it's to Oakland.
Although, the way they’re doingin this draft, it might not be horrible
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ideal spot for Stanzi?
Best place for him to do well long term. I like KC. Not looking at the board or anything.
Me too
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Moeaki, Bowe, Charles and whoever the new WR is.
Yeah, they good.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Drake Nevis
undersized and really disruptive. Just like the other two DTs on their roster who are any good.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that they constantly praise NE for trading back
But they do it EVERY year, at some point they actually have to take players. And they never do
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
And I'm back
Any Hawks taken?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 29, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
Bears, Steelers and Packers still a possability
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I would jump for joy if Ricky ended up in Chicago!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Makes sense
Angelo’s draft thus far has been too logical.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm convinced that the assistance coaches are really running this draft and forcing Angelo to sign the draft cards.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Assistant, not assistance
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
But they left him in charge of the phones!
Tho I do have this mental image of Tice holding a bat and saying “Carimi.”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Tice is a big enough guy, probably didn't need the bat!
Maybe just a step in Angelo’s direction.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
The maybe
they will get some good players.
Can they draft a new coach?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Lovie isn't the worst coach in the league. He's not the best, either.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Whenever you want to rag on Lovie,
remember two things:
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I know. Trust me, I know!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be suprised if any of them picked stanzi
it could happen, but i dunno just doesnt seem likely
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
OFF-TOPIC: Anyone have a Droid X?
Like? Dislike?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I've got the HTC Evo, which I think is similar.
Love its huge screen, Android OS, but it guzzles power. If you use it a lot you will have to keep a charger handy everywhere you go.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a Sprint phone, right?
I’m looking to stay w/ Verizon. Thanks, though.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Yeah, it's Sprint
But I think it’s filling the same iPhone competitor niche that the Droid is for Verizon. So hardware/software-wise, I think they are similar phones on 2 different networks.
My brother-in-law is a computer guy and tech geek and told me the Android OS was the future, so I got the best one I could find without changing networks.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I read some reviews that compared the Evo and the Droid X.
Sounds like a good phone.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
got one love it
Been trolling all night with it. Sucks I can’t z the thread. Refresh refresh. Quality batshit tonight!
Side note: anybody finding morels near the quad cities?
by RH's Bookie on Apr 29, 2011 9:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks for the rec.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
That would be sweet
GB, Indy, NE. As long as it’s a good team.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
second
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Cut every GM with a long knife.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Worked out well for Gallery!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather see Stanzi play for the Barnstormers than Oakland under Al Davis
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Oakland destroys talent
please no
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I was looking for a Banks Barnstormers jersey
That ish was $85. They’ll be down here next Friday. Looking forward to if fo sho.
tickets to a game in July.. i'm stoked.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Barnstormers
are coming to Chicago in June. I can get decent seats through work for $20 and great seats for $35. I’m thinking of going.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Do it
I’ve got 4 seats, and I don’t think the wife or kids can come, so I might have 3 open. I’m thinking tailgating for the game.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm trying
to talk the GF into going.
I haven’t mentioned that Brad Banks is the Iowa QB….. she’d just roll her eyes after I explained who he was.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
It's cheap entertainment.
Parking is $18, tickets can be had for $8 I think. Throw in some food and it’s not really any worse than a night at the movies
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
More the idea
of talking her into spending Saturday afternoon inside.
Maybe my Dad would like to go. He used to go to Barnstormer games in Des Moines
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Only 6 more picks tonight... hooray!
/tired
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Tomorrow. We'll take Sash tomorrow.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
ANY Hawk at this point + Bears = happy me
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I would have taken an OL.
Meh
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like Gruden might be saying something like he just did about Jones
in regards to McNutt next year.
He is a freaking stallion.
If I owned agricultural workers,
I’d want them to look like Julio Jones. Only white, so I could stick it to the man for all that slavery bullshit.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF. Seriously... WTF.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Are you drunk, stoned or just ignorant tonight, Chazz?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I understand you're trying to be funny, Chazz.
But for god’s sake… stop and think before you post some of this garbage. Please.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The guys on ESPN arent even paying attention anymore.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
Is this your first draft?
It’s like this every year.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It is not. Just the first one I'm emotionally invested in.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
No worries! Rick the Ruler will be in a camp!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
classic madden
well you see team a scored more than team b so team a wins.. thanks for the insight you stupid POS.. not a fan.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Marty Lyons...
and two dwarves.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
big boy. Kendrick Ellis
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
Barksdale be running shit Baltimore yo!
Wired’
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Ricky Stanzi: Y U NO DRAFT ME???
America, you're looking good: handsome, free and tall.
by Close Shave America on Apr 29, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
BOOOO
Only because they should be two Hawks already drafted
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
yep yep. heard that, too
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Chris Berman.
Reminding you that the Jets are not afraid to reach around.
I guess we now know what tWWL has that NY-bias.
Gruden was trying not to laugh.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
very possible
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be quite happy with that.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Tomorrow, Ballard goes No. 1, Stanzi goes No. 2
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'd be alright with it.
He’d sit for a year or two behind Hasselbeck and hopefully, they’d have shit figured out by then.
But probably not.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Yeah, but that was teams trading up to get them at the start of the 3rd round
there’s a world of difference between 3rd and 4th rounders
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Con Air!
on TNT
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
And it just started.
18 minutes ago anyway.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Drugs will end, ya, son.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I ain't your son, pal.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we just quickly review something?
Christian Ponder went 1st round, Kaepernick and Ginger went 2nd round. Mallet went to MY FUCKING PATRIOTS.
WHAT THE FLYING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK????
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
They will occasionally run the ball,
when the lava is flowing, you fucking run.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never heard of this dude and I can name 5-10 RBs in the draft still on the board.
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
by shake n bake on Apr 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Today sucked, im gonna watch Con Air
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Nothing like putting a cherry
on top of your shit sundae
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I was watching it earlier, they have mini-marathons.
Not sure what channel, one of the 700 some odd channels I have
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I can't remember. Not on currently. It is an oddball channel.
Point Break is on now if you are interested.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
LAWLwolf.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Stayed up late the other night
To watch “Big Trouble in Little China.”
Awesome!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a good one.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to take a loooooooong, long bath.
SO DEPRESSED.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
How was the ice cream?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Good, but now I feel guilty for eating it.
So now I’m going to cry in the bathtub.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Must suck to be a woman
When I eat ice cream I get sad because I’m out of ice cream.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
It's ok.
It will all be okay. Stanzi will find a NFL team to be with and you will get to continue your love for him. Trust the deaf guy.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 29, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I just feel so bad for him... like I said, he had all those people over at his house...
Stanzi plays with heart and passion and he’s a true leader. He loves the game and deserves better than that douche Ryan Mallet. I just want him to be happy and succeed and show all the haters how amazing we all know he is.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Aaand that's a wrap.
That was anticlimactic.
I think R4 could be a busy one for Iowa guys. R4 gets going at 11am CDT tomorrow.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Whelp
it’s been real and it’s been fun, but not real fun.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 29, 2011 9:21 PM CDT reply actions
I hope KF brings all the current Iowa players into the lockerroom
and says, “Look at Ballard, he was a top 50 pick. then he smoked pot before going to the combine and now he is going in the 4th round if he is lucky, DJK was a possible pick, and now he may not get drafted at all. dont fuck yourself over by being an idiot, if you want to make real money, lay off the drugs”
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this idea. I like it a lot.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
He'll be sure to tell the class of 2015 this little life lesson
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Wait, now you're bashing him for not warning the players enough about drugs?
If he wins a fucking national title, will you be there to bitch about the score?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Jesus Christ Chazz
lighten up. It was clearly a joke playing off Logan’s comment.
It’s amazing how butthurt you get at even the slightest suggestion that Ferentz is not, in fact, God.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Not God.
But Logan doesn’t have the track record you do, either.
I just think it is bad of any of us to snark on KF being too harsh on weed-wackers, and then blame him for not warning them enough.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Chazz, you don't have to have a track record to make a funny comment.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
It's amazing of what you can convince yourself of
and even trying to talk to you has become increasingly pointless
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I am tired right now.
And I haven’t even begun to booze.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously Chazz, if you get this way when you're tired, human contact at that point may not be the best of ideas.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Thanks a bunch.
But when I try to be absurdly funny, I get harped at. When Hoya makes a 1400th Ferentz joke, I’m still an ass.
Whatevs.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a slavery joke
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Part of your problem is your choice of when to be absurdly funny.
Racism isn’t absurdly funny. Ever.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Racism and a clown suit? Still probably not funny.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Yes.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's from In Living Color.
Damon Wayans.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Homey D. Clown
it is amazing appropriate and not offensive
/can’t believe Chazz is responsible for that combination either
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
WACK!
I just hit you with a sock.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember on Chapelle
when the haterz time-travelled back to slavery days? That was funny.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Never watched Chapelle
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
One of the few guys
who is funny as hell doing racial humor.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I preferred the blind white supremacist...
Clayton Bigsby:
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
What
he makes good points
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
You wouldn't believe the number of people who live in Richmond
that don’t get it was satire.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Damn my hypocrisy for finding Ferentz jokes more tolerable than slavery jokes. What an unreasonable ass I am.
Your success rate with said “absurdly funny” jokes is not that great; maybe stay away from those?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'll try, I really will.
But Ferentz jokes are only funny for so long.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably for the best
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 29, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Or he could try
Maybe if those guys would have worked a little harder and won a few more games they’d have been drafted in the money rounds instead of hoping Hy-Vee pays better than it did when they were in high school.
Now go run laps.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
But Stanzi didnt do anything wrong and now he's a 4th round pick.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 29, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Last year he threw too many INT's
and that will haunt the guys doing the picking.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I liked this.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi was projected to be a late 3rd, early 4th round pick
so he is actually where most people expected him to be, as well as Sash, Klug etc. Ballard was supposed to be an early 2nd round pick.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I predict he could do this until he was blue in the face...
and even now, with solid examples to point to, guys would still go out and smoke up.
They’re 20 year olds. They’re young, they’re dumb — they’re going to do stupid shit no matter what.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I predict he already does this.
And the rest of your comment is the perfect wording for what happens next. They’re kids.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Well (and I'm not reopening this discussion) it looks like Ballard's positive REALLY cost him
He went from a low-1st/early 2nd-rounder to a 4th rounder at best. That’s huge.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or he was never a 1st/2nd.
Clayborn fell to the late 3rd according to all recent mocks.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
While that is a possibility
I just think he would have been drafted by now if he didnt get that positive. Also what mock draft were you reading? Clayborn was usually between 20th and 24th in the mock drafts.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
So Cam Newton question
Does he give Auburn at $50,000. donation?
If that's all he gives, he's a cheap bastard.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
yup
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 29, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It's $200k, plus interest.
They have trees to replant at Grover’s Corners.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Maynock just said Stanzi will be off the board early tomorrow morning.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Most people had Stanzi as a Late 3rd, early 4th rounder
so that wouldnt suprise me one bit
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
On a side note
I really, really hate how the networks are so far up the ass of the NFL/owners that you would think the owners had just won the case
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
The rich are getting richer because a rich judge decided so...
too bad.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Both sides are rich
So no matter what, the rich were going to get richer
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of the players
are nowhere near as rich as you think. And they’re broke within a few years of their very short careers coming to an end.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I know they arent all millionares
But im pretty sure even the guys paid the minimum are getting a lot more than the average american
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
and blowing every dime
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yep. Most are broke within 3 years.
They have such a short career. No planning and that damn communications degree doesn’t mean shit.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Well, really, thats their own fault
thats why you take college seriously while your there and dont leave junior year unless your a first round pick or have already gotten your degree.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 29, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Or just save that last $50k so you can go back a get a degree that will let you find a paying career after football.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
But I also have been NOT told from a young age that all will be taken care of when I get to the pros.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Yep
plus all the hangers on who sponge their money, they don’t tend to get good financial advice
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 29, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard to take it seriously
when you’re devoting enough time and energy to get good enough to make it to the NFL, at a school that you are not academically ready to attend. A fuckton of those guys would struggle at community college.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Bankruptcy rate for 5 years out of the NFL is over 80%
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 29, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
But the judge's decisions
have all gone against the owners, and badly so
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Oops, hadn't heard about the 8th Circuit panel's decision
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
They won the appeal?
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
A three-judge panel of the 8th Circuit stayed the injunction ending the lockout
pending further review
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
So let me get this straight
Cam Newton is stealing things again? that will work out well
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
What did he steal besides Carolina's heart (and $50M)?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Berman mentioned that he had grabbed the playbook before the stay was imposed
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Based on his Gruden interview, he'll need as much time as he can get with that thing.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
A friend of mine and I were watching some of the Hornets v Lakers game last night,
and my friend said “Isn’t it strange that Marc Gasol is the much better Gasol in these playoffs, so far?”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow. Jets 3rd rounder Kendrick Ellis goes on trial in July for Felony Assault
facing up to 20 years. They must really think he’ll beat the charge.
http://www.dailypress.com/sports/dp-spt-nfldraft-ellis-0428-20110427,0,6620203.story
Choke/Clutch is the fetishization of the small sample size.
"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of a doubt, what is laid before him." --Leo Tolstoy
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