WE'RE TALKIN' DRAFT: NFL DRAFT ROUND ONE
by RossWB on Apr 28, 2011 6:45 PM CDT
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PrintAt last, it's time for our favorite non-event event of the season, the NFL Draft! Please ignore the smoldering labor fires behind the curtain and, for the love of god, don't laugh if Roger Goodell has a nervous breakdown on stage at Radio City Music Hall tonight. It's not polite, you know.
Anyway, we're watching mainly to see where Iowa guys get drafted (Adrian Clayborn is seemingly the only guy with a good chance of getting selected tonight), but we're also here to mock the crazy picks (although we should keep in mind that the Raiders have no first-round pick this year, which decreses the chances for insanity), raise our eyebrows at the fashion choices of 22-year old soon-to-be-multi-millionaires, and gnash our teeth at a night full of Berman-isms. Or we could just watch the NFL Network's coverage and avoid the Berman blight altogether. The festivities start at 7pm CDT on ESPN and NFN. The usual rules of open threading apply: no politics, no porn, no illegal online streams, no slurs, etc. Be nice.
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First post?
Don’t you usually follow DRUGS?
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions
NFL really needs to speed up the time between picks
should be 5 minutes at most. NBA does it right.
Yeah. If you take longer than 5 minutes
You get a player from ISU by default.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuddlekins???
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
"Ok, so you couldn't decide on whether to get Newton or Gabbert"
“So we’ll meet you in the middle with Arnaud”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised Tiller didn't enter the draft
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Save some of that excitement for tomorrow or Saturday.
Since that’s when the Manzi will be getting drafted.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
what was the point of that intro
4 hall of famers and 2 dozen prospects trotted out on stage for….nothing? Weird.
Also, really hard to take that moment of silence seriously with asshats like Saban, Chizik and Newton standing behind Goodell.
Is it me, or was the Deion Sanders-Cam Newton interview the worst piece of journalism ever?
by MaulerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 6:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It was pretty bad
But that is pretty much every interview Deion does.
Hard hitting questions isn’t exactly his style.
Especially when he leans into Newton after each answer saying he would've done the same thing
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Get money, son!
Oh, you already did?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Live Blogs
How I missed you so.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
But they never wrote or called
How am I supposed to believe that?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
I guess trick shot videos aren’t the way to go.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I refuse to give up on my trickshot-to-NFL dreams
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 28, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Cam Newton whispers to Cecil:
“Hey, I may be going to Carolina but at least this signing bonus won’t land us an investigation”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
It's early
Bets on tax evasion charges?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
And the first pick is....
CAMMY CAM!! Yes? No?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
Love the Goodell BOO's
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
CAMMY CAM JUICE FOR EVERYONE!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"Carolina knows that it cannot misfire with this pick"
and then they go ahead and do so
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
At least he'll look good getting off the bus.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit
There goes my theory of them hyping him as the top pick just to get him infront of millions to take his Heisman and Nat’l Championship away.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
I just talked with my cousin,
who had no idea who Newton was. This may be an OJ situation: Newton becomes a beloved American icon, and 30 years later he kills somebody and becomes a joke.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
They're not. It just gives me a chance to tell my story.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope Jimmy Clausen was renting, not buying, down in Carolina.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
huh, surprising upside. Good point.
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
How much Vidal Sasson can one man have?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I hope Carolina was doing the same for Clausen
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing he went #1
otherwise it would have constituted a pay cut
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Apr 28, 2011 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Does the IRS ever get involved with these allegations of pay for play?
Considering it would be undeclared income.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I'm just glad Blaine Gabbert wasn't the first pick.
Man I hate that dude.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:09 PM CDT reply actions
CAMMY CAM JUICE TASTES LIKE MONEY
AND POSSIBLY JIZZ.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:10 PM CDT reply actions
What, Cammy Cam juice? Or jizz?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, did SEG just say she doesn't like the word jizz?
Who are you and what have you done with the real SEG?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure Chazz is fine with this pick
taking money to attend a school is ok, smoking a joint is bad
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Apr 28, 2011 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nope. I hate everybody.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Carolina didn't have a choice on who to draft and had to get a QB in the 1st round.
That sounds familiar.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
And that's why they'll be picking #1 again next year
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I think this is just their way of making sure they get Luck.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG VOn Miller is crying!!
I LOVE IT WHEN MEN CRY
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
I hope the crowd boos Goodell every time he steps up to the podium
because he really, really deserves it. Especially after that complete horseshit op-ed in the WSJ Wednesday
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
But, but
FOOTBALL WILL BE RUINED AND IT’S ALL THE PLAYER FAULT
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
That was so full of revisionist history
even Stalin thinks it was a bit much.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
What did Ferentz think, though?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty sweet rec specs on Von Miller
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FOOTBALL!!
I missed you so fucking much!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:17 PM CDT reply actions
So I've been wanting to ask.
Who’s your favorite non-Iowan in the draft? I’m going with A.J. Green. Can’t wait to watch him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
I think Von Miller is going to wreck people in the NFL.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
PP is awesome
so exciting.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
“Areas of concern: None” Phenomenal
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
I hope Nick Fairley gets too hungry and eats Gabbert.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
He'd probably hit him when he wasn't looking 4 times first.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
STOP SPOILING THE PICKS, FUCKING TV PRODUCERS
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
In other Pro football news:
Schlicher, former Ankeny and Iowa kicker, joins Barnstormers – via DSM Register
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Good
A wet turd would’ve been a better fit than they guy they have now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll be their 4th kicker in 7 games
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
I don’t pay attention to them that much but I knew it was a pretty bad kicking situation. Didn’t realize it was THAT bad
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit
Explain to me any situation where a woman tells her boyfriend he’s the best when he takes her out to McDonalds.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:28 PM CDT reply actions
It involves
an El Camino…..
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
share some of your donuts
that may be a start
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That may be more of a problem actually
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess it depends on whether or not the McRib is back?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
A woman thanking a man for a rib. Where have I heard that one before?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Two and half men
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yakov Smirnov?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The Bible?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
DING DING DING
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING about that commercial but it is against the rules.
So instead I’ll just scream really loud.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
Which commercial is that?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You probably didn't get to see it. It was an Iowa college republicans commercial, and it showed flashes of twitter
with a hashtag #losing
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that didn't make it up to MSP.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
What is the significance of the hashtag thingy?
Sorry, I’m twillterate.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
If you click on a hashtag, it will show you all other tweets that pertain to the subject
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to stray into politics at all...
But how would a college republican group benefit or fail from that?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
They were trying to be "hip" and do a play on the Charlie Sheen "winning" meme, I believe.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Oooooh.
I get it now. I’m just going to stop right now before I say something that makes Ross do something I don’t want him to.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Eat anchovies?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You read my mind sir.
I make an exception for tasty Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce, at no other time shall they touch my lips.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even going to touch that one.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
What SEG said. It helps organize things on the twitters
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm with you
Politics aside, it’s an example of distorted facts and misleading information. So, basically every political ad.
It's on their website
just google them. But the recap is they bitch about the debt and tell you to question the candidates about it when they campaign.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
SPOILER ALERT, Colleen! COME ON!
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wow, apparently Alabama canceled classes for the rest of the year after the tornadoes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Makes sense. Classes are probably almost done anyway (tomorrow is last day up here in WNC)
And tuscaloosa is seriously wrecked.
Yeah, true.
Just seems surprising.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Well, didn't Iowa offer students to take the grade they had?
About 2 weeks earlier with (sorry) way less extensive damage?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't remember last year being so spoilery!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
No free agents or trades this off season
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that's right
I think the judge refused to grant the NFL’s stay and it’s game on as of tomorrow. So DJK can get a job.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Up til now there have been no trades or free agents.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
NFL is expected to possibly tell the franchises tomorrow...
when they can start signing FAs and make trades. And it could be a while before they can.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Would've never guessed that
And fuck me. 5 of 6 picks from the SEC.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF IS JULIO WEARING
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh my. Someone talking about and SEC 1st rounder not being a great pick
Todd McShay’s head just blew the fuck up.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
Half of ESPN just got fired for that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I have have to choose
To put Revis on White or Jones, it’s no contest. White all the way.
But between White and Green?? Tough. Now that pick makes sense.
Yeah, ATL was one of the teams most linked to AC.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I love JJ wearing the bow tie.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:39 PM CDT reply actions
Also
Is Gabbert auditioning for Creed after this?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
COME ON AN PICK ME...HIIGGHHHERRRR
by Bridgeloan on Apr 28, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah. I gotta rec that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Roger Goodell gives each pick a hug:
with arms wide open.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I should lock you in your own prison for bringing up fucking Creed.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
WHICH PICK SHOULD I TAAAAAKKEEE
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
How bad did Atlanta need a WR to give all that up?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
I guess really bad
Didn’t seem to suffer too much this year.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
they still have roddy white, correct?
bizarre trade
Yes, and only Roddy White.
So against a really good secondary with a decent pass rush, they were doomfucked as GB focused on the run. They need some balance on offense.
Now they can make teams pay for doubling Roddy, I guess.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So far no real surpises...
I’m a big fan that Jones went to Atlanta. With Roddy White and Julio Jones….holy shit.
Julio Jones a predator look alike?
Damn you super sperm!
ALAWLDON SMITH
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
how was gabbert not the 1st mizzou player drafted?
or this could have been expected, i haven’t been paying very close attention to the mock drafts
Because Gabbert blows. He's just got the size.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
A guy who blows and has size?
I’m in. Oh, sorry, I got confused. Too obvious of a setup for me to pass on the chance to go sexual and piss off Chazz after his fanpost today.
Well done, sir.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm pissed off.
But mostly because my team (the Niners) made another very uncertain top ten pick.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
WOAH
Did not see that coming at all
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
"This guy reminds me a young Rich Gannon"
You mean he’ll be a back-up for 15 years before exploding for 1.5 years?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I thought I sorta liked jake Locker, but this is ridiculous.
Titans suck.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
So they're dumping Vince Young to get the white Vince Young -- who didn't even have the collegiate success?
SMOOV MOVE, TITANBROS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So, the Titans don't want Vince Young and his streaky accuracy issues
so they pick JAKE LOCKER?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Just bad choices all over the place.
Chris Johnson has to be thinking “shit, all on me again this year”.
Yeah, but it might let him get 2500+ yards one of these years,
if he lives that long.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
His QB camp series were funny
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
If Gruden were such a QB guru
then why did he sign like 6000 QBs in 4 years only to cut 3/4 of them?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Fair point. Just thought it was funny when he was busting their balls
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I love when he is hasseling Andy Dalton,
and Dalton smirks and tries to play along, and Gruden gets slightly pissed with him.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Jake Locker's a winner
No. No he’s not.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Well, not in your fancy-pants, stuffed-suit
win-loss record sort of way. But other than that, HUGE winner
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I believe so
But it’s ok because he was still raw half way through his Senior Year.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair
So did Elway (at least I’m assuming so, since he didn’t go to a bowl game). That said, I still think that pick was a huuuuuuuge reach.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
by Brock8144 on Apr 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
To be fair
So did Elway (at least I’m assuming so, since he didn’t go to a bowl game). That said, I still think that pick was a huuuuuuuge reach.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
by Brock8144 on Apr 29, 2011 10:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I bet he wins big in the jersey-chaser sweepstakes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Cue Chris Hansen in 3...2....1
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the Browns are taking Stanzi at 27 now.
Book it!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
YAY! My Skins get Gabbert?!? Holy thank the lord.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 7:49 PM CDT reply actions
I'm no Gabbert fan, but as a Skin fan in the Snyder regime, you hope against the worst case scenarios.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
So this is where all the cool kids are tonight
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
So this is where all the cool kids are tonight
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
So this is where all the cool kids are tonight
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I knew you had the triple in you.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I just had to fuck with you.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WHERE ARE THE COOL KIDS?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
ARE THE COOL KIDS HERE?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I AM LOOKING FOR THE COOL KIDS, CAN YOU HELP ME?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Not here
I still piss my pants regularly.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
/proof
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF? Sorry for the multi-post i timed out
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
No worries.
SBN hiccups sometimes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I thought he would've at least gotten to the NFL before that happened.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I may have to change my panties.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
There's the SEG we know and...well, we know.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Couldn't Gabbert have at least washed his hair tonight?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
It looks greasy and limp as fuck!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
James Gandolfini?
Damn you super sperm!
by Feelin' Orney on Apr 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Blaine Gabbert???
It’s slicked back and it looks really greasy. Like if you touched it you’d have a film all over your hands.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Not disagreeing about greasy
he probably used a gloss product in it. Just saying he’s got some volume going on.
No. No.
Clay puts it in a ponytail. I’m cool with that. Trust me I like Clay Matthews. I’m saying that Glaine Babbert slicks it back like a douche. I hate Gabbert. I love Clay Matthews.
by bornofclay on Apr 29, 2011 12:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like to think that Hyde is single handedly responsible for Gabbert "dropping"
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Not single handed.
But he sure as hell didn’t help him.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding.
He used two hands to get that interception.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Touche
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He dropped?
I’m still miffed that Newton and Gabbert went in the Top 10 when they were mocked out of the first round right aftert he college football season.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Because they did well in pro days and in the combine?
You know, when there are no defenses or anything.
I want Stanzi to get drafted by a team who really needs a QB so desperately they'll play him right away.
Because WTF am I going to do without him for years??
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
It's going to happen anyway
most QB’s struggle their first year as a starter.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
True
But I still think it’s better to have a guy ride the pine for a few years. Also, I’m pretty sure that Rodgers and Brady both had decent first years as starters.
As did Rapelisberger
but they’re the exception. Both Manning brothers had problems, for example
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Right. There is no "right way" to do it.
If a guy is good enough, he’ll eventually be fine. If he isn’t good enough, he won’t be.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Sadly, I am a Cowboy fan (please don't kill me)
I wish they traded down and drafted Carimi. And used the other pick to at depth for the 3-4/secondary
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
on espn.com's draft tracker
they let the fans vote to give grades for every pick:
Pick Team Name Grade
1 CAR Cam Newton C+
2 DEN Von Miller A
3 BUF Marcell Dareus A
4 CIN A.J. Green A
5 ARI Patrick Peterson A
6 ATL Julio Jones A
7 SF Aldon Smith C+
8 TEN Jake Locker B
the masses are very generous graders.
Maybe, but do you hate any of the picks so far?
I think #2-5all have a chance to be great.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
i havent been paying close enough attention to give an informed opinion
but giving pretty much everyone an A is surprising. i was expecting more trolling from rival fanbases.
True
Pettiness is something sports fan are good at
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Does do my heart well
that the Heisman winner has the worst grade of the SEC players taken this far.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i voted F on that pick
before it was even made, just for my own amusement
turns out i was predicting the future.
by Loretta8 on Apr 28, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope the Redskins take a kicker. After being based here, I hate Skins fans
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
As a Skins fan, I'm glad I don't have to live near other Skins fans. May make me change allegiances.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if when Fairley gets drafted
He smashes Gooddell as he’s walking off stage. Gotta keep up that bad boy rep. Shaking hands and smiling at the camera will make you look human.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
I want to see how many times he gets fined for his dirty ass plays in the NFL.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah in the NFL someone will just break his leg.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 29, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what I'm hoping for.
Cam Newton’s leg, too.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 29, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If Prince goes to Detroit, I will have to become a Lions fan
FUCK!
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Julio Jones is fucking huge.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
LIttle do they know
Gabbert’s call is about his hair gel coming in. Has nothing to do with football.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
Ares of concern:
EVERYTHING PLUS HE IS UGLY AND HE IS A SHITTY QB.
The only reason anyone wants him is because Luck went back to skool.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, I grew up in MO, right? My brother is a Mizzou fan, as is everyone I grew up with.
And since Stanzi is my manzi, and Gabbert is theirs, I hate him. Plus he’s ugly and is a shitty QB.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They should've shown what happens when he throws on the run in that game.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
If you can
I recommend switching to the NFL Network. Analysis is much better and they don’t have the Berman-Gruden-Kiper triumvirate trying to out blow-hard each other
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Thanks
But I don’t unfortunately
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they might also be getting the picks in faster.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Hopefully he plays this year
and Angerer gets some revenge of Iowa LBs
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He just made about $10,000,000
so why the fuck wouldn’t he.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Goodell smirking as the fans boo is probably not the best PR tactic.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 8:04 PM CDT reply actions
He just looked at his paycheck
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
im hoping when fairley finally gets drafted
he goes for a sacktap on goodell instead of a handshake. would become my favorite player for all eternity
I dunno if any of these kids are ready to play in the NFL.
WELL WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL HERE??
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
Cause football is like crack to us
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and we've been in serious withdrawal
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I was quoting the dude talking.
I have also been having football withdrawals.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Watt opposite Mario would be pretty solid.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally, i bet the bills want to get Luck
Im callin it a year ahead. the Bills end up with Andrew Luck
also Gabbert sucks.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe the Titans reach in the second round and take Greenwood
They would have a zomazing draft
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Wanna know if I want to be a Jaguar
Awful question. What would they have done if he was like “FUCK NO!”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Well it did work for Eli Manning.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It'd be cool to be the animal.
Or I suppose the car.
But yeah, no.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
In Jacksonville? Pass
Call back when you move to LA
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Good luck JJ
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
JJ WATT!!
I love you, but wish you would have stayed in the midwest!! I never watch this team play!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
This draft is too predictible so far
We need someone to draft Stanzi and send everyone in the building into an instant seizure
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
Stanzi to the Viking would make all those Minnasotans happy
or not
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
It's bad enough
those bastards have Greenway.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yeah, I'd have to cheer against Stanzi
For at least 4 or 5 years until they get their new stadium built in LA
Missouri gets two players in the Top 10. HIIIGGGGHHHH- larious.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I have to admit
I watched the bowl game, and I have a hard time remembering that DE. Thats not a good sign
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched the game and had completely forgotten the name.
Remembered the 85 when I saw him though.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I guess he was good at other times.
And he did impact a few plays if I recall. But coimpletely underwhelming.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I've watched the Insight Bowl at least four times and dont remember him!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Fairley getting the Brady Quinn tour of the green room
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I can see whats going to happen when he isnt drafted at all
Why is no one drafting me! (Runs across the room and headbutts Gabbert in the spine out of anger)
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Hes stolen all the silverware
He better get drafted soon
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Fairley is liable to get his ass whipped if he acts like he did in college.
Can you imagine what they would do to him if he gave Manning or Rivers a cheap shot like he did to that Georgia QB?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
In the NFL that would result in a fine or a suspension
And several of his hits in that game would have resulted in penalties in the NFL.
Im suprised that game had a finish
Personally, i would have worked very hard to make sure Farley didnt finish that game if i was on Miss St.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
They would probably take him out back and shoot him if he did it to Brady.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Heard Chad Greenway. Got excited.
Then saw his hair. Got depressed
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
You like Dalton right?
I hope so.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Webb?
I think he might be Tarvaris Jackson 2.0
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Did John Gruden just call Da-Quan Bowers a "lottery pick"
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I thought I heard that too
wasnt sure
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Christian Ponder
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
WOAH WOAH WOAH
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
What the hell is going on out there??
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Stanzi is going to kick this classes ass.
This is seriously Tom brady 2.0.
/went there
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
What just happened?
I don’t have the ESPN on the tv.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's that now?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
exactly
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
And I think that says it perfectly
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
nfl.com has a livestream
and the tracker is pretty on-time,too.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's a dumb pick.
But it does show that Stanzi COULD be a first rounder…so that’s what i’m taking from it.
Yeah.
People are reaching so hard for QBs, I definitely agree it’s no longer out of the realm of possibility that he goes in R1. Crazy crazy crazy.
I predict the ginger is the next QB to go
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I would get arrested, if Stanzi got picked in the 1st round.
Because of the things I would do.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
"They didn't have a choice"
Yes they did. In the 2nd round. Because he would still be there.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
He's been reading the prompter/speaking wrong all night.
I’m starting to think Gruden is legally retarded.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I really want the Lions to take Prince Amukamura
a) despite the fans, I have a small affinity towards the Huskers.
b) He and Spievey could be the defensive backfield that makes the Lions relevant and gets publicity.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Suh will get them all the publicity they want
Still think Prince is a good pick, but they have their hype already
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
but more
but whoa. Fairley and Suh? Holy cow.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
But.... he sucks in the desert, or something?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone sucks in the desert, have you ever been to an AZ sorority?
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
by C.I.owA on Apr 28, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately, no
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
by Brock8144 on Apr 29, 2011 1:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Christian Ponder
then you hear a loud “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
greatest reaction ever.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
wish id been watching on tv
my standard move is to watch the red sox during the draft, and just have a draft tracker up. all the talking heads drive me insane during the broadcast.
by this place
i meant the BHGP draft open thread.
im on my sofa.
Your sofa exploded?
You’re in West Virginia?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The teams do know this is the actual draft, right?
by brock_tune on Apr 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I really really have to rec that.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Except, remember, we're still in the "bad" teams area.
They’re generally bad for areason.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
What?? this isnt prcatice
Vikings thought this was LOHL
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
I just ate a whole box of Mike & Ike's, I'm not even ashamed
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Impressive
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
In a totally unrelated note, I just lost feeling in my feet and my eyes are going...
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Dont know what flavor they were but....
probably worth it
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
SUH AND FAIRLEY?
oh fuck
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
word
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Bears willl give up 9 sacks per game against the Lions.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ravens 2.0?
They’re at least trying, good for Detroit.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
One will destroy you...
and Fairley will steal their wallett
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Are you kidding
Shit is going crazy
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Detroit is going to wreck shit
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
Hmmm... I wonder if Detroit trades up to get Jimmy Smith from CO.
Or even Prince if he’s available.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
that is a steal for the lions
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Apr 28, 2011 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
Depends on if he can keep his shit together
but yeah, if he does Detroit will have the next purple people eaters
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
true, his guts busting out of that suit
looks like he’s begging for a case of rhabdo…
Darkness warshed over the Dude - darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Apr 28, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Detroit needs a good LB and a whole new O Line and they will be nasty
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
with those 2 clogging up the middle
any non awful linebacker will look like a pro bowler
AC to Detroit?
They seem to be collecting DL now instead of WR.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You know. I'm talking about how scary this is with Suh and Fairley
Until you think about the fact that Fairley’s going to be suspended for the year by week 4
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Fairley= Haynesworth 2.0
I don’t think he’ll stay out of trouble on or off the field.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
HOW DID THAT GINGER GET A HOT GIRLFRIEND?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It's Texas, most women in TX are hot
Have you seen Girls Gone Wild? Lots of dumb TX chicks
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
speaking of gingers with hotties
here’s scott hartnell’s wife
http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s360/cwicemvp12/Jpegs%20etc/Scott-Hartnells-Wife-Lisa.jpg
pic is too big to post here, safe for work though. point is, how the hell did he pull that off?
Holy shit, she looks exactly like an ex of mine Sara
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
meh. Cool girl, but not even close to the best looking girl I have been with
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Negative, i get a lot of different people I look like. Not a goofy ginger
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
What is the beverage of choice for everybody tonight?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
That any good?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's an NA
so it has a whole different standard. By NA standards it’s middle of the road. Clausthaler is still the best, followed by Kaliber, Warsteiner, and the domestics in that order.
Thanks for the info.
Ya never know when one needs a good NA beer.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I vote Kaliber for N.A.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Jim and coke
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude. Get better soon.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Put some water in the bottle, shake it up. Mo' 'Tussin!
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice Chris Rock reference
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Put some jolly ranchers in it,
get drafted by the raiders.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoya, did you see the photos of Tony and Joe's from last week when it flooded?
Shit be crazy yo! Wait, what?
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
It was on the Washinton Post. It was at the tops of the umbrellas
I am working up in NYC and haven’t slept in my bed in DC for more than 7 months of travelling. But when I saw that, I was shocked.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Water, but I'm about to make some toasted raviolis.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, now.
Toasted ravioli?
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I'm hungry.
Husband is out at board game night.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
What does he play at board game night? Serious question
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Mostly Euro games.
There’s this one guy that has a closet full of games, and they’re slowly making their way through it.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Euro games. You can say its nerdy, but they effing rule.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Try Ticket to Ride, too
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Carcassone
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Dominion
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
San Juan
and/or Puerto Rico
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to have to look up all these games
My knowledge of board games doesn’t extend much further than Risk.
Start with TTR
Easy game to learn. Carcassone and Settlers are the next level up (but only slightly). Then jump into Dominion.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Try Ticket to Ride: Europe
It adds a few extra quirks to the regular rules. Pretty awesome. I also have the 1910 expansion. Awesome game.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Agh.
I still need to learn that game.
/off to Brettspielwelt!
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Board game night
Better be Risk
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
by Amonra on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ukraine is WEAK!!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ukraine not weak
UKRAINE STRONG
(I’m half Ukrainina btw)
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Where the fuck is Iritusk?
Really, I need to know.
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Risk does rule.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
DAH
I wish I could be at a board game night. As it is, I’ve got to use brettspielwelt. Or play San Juan because that’s the only game I can pack in a baggie and travel with.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
water
recovering fromlast nights bruins game
Rough night?
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah
but a lot of fun. voice is hoarse today.
fuck the montreal canadiens, bunch of diving pussies
This
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife just changed the channel to the Say Yes to The Dress special on the Kate Middleton dress
Here. I’m turning in my man card. Nice knowing you all.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
Hahahahaa you let your wife have the remote.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ehh. 33 weeks pregnant. I'm not winning any fights at this point.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
When's she due?
And congrats!
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ummm....7 weeks?
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry, I kinda failed the whole "how long a pregnancy is" thing.
I keep thinking 36 weeks for some reason.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You only have one TV in your house, then??
We have like ten.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. Too lazy to move to the bedroom.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You chose well.
Christ, my wife’s 9 weeks and she’s getting pushy. And Congrats!
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
I threw a cheeseburger right at my husband's face when I was 9 weeks pregnant.
Those hormones make you fucking crazy.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
At 9 weeks we drove by a line of cars on the Interstate that were part of a funeral procession.
Wife balled for ten minutes. “All of those people took time out of their day to pay respects. It’s so sad.”
Yeah. hormones are crazy.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife would divorce me on the spot..
If I switched away from the draft..
by coltranemonk on Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Why the fuck am I suppose to care about that wedding? I don’t get the fascination
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
And is super bowl winning felon dad!
Awesome
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
NFL Bloodlines??
Is he a fucking racehorse??
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
He also is 4 quarters and has a beautiful mane
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
What's his furlong time?
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Both probably apply.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I just pictured Stanzi as a centaur.
And I’ll take my comment off the air now…
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Hotter than Firenze, then?
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially for a guy that can't snap a shotgun snap.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even know anymore.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
SEC was mentioned
Everybody take a drink
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
I wish Kirk had some John Gruden in him
If not a lot…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Yes. This.
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Who dislikes KF?
I think people like Kirk. Following sports is largely a second guessing business. Don’t read that as Kirk hating. (my two cents)…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I think it's mostly re: a certain WR
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It starts there
He’s a VERY stubborn dude. That’s for sure.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Sorry, I guess I'm just sensitive to perceived Kirk hating after the Highlightgate thread
I should have said “some on here” and not “you”
I like Kirk and think he's kind of ideal
But he drives me crazy.Sometimes. But he’s damn good.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Stoops saying that nobody is acting like Kirk-haters.
That’s rich.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you comment in just one thread
without being needlessly confrontational?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Apr 28, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you!
Wait. I’m sorry.
And if you remember reading Stoops’s posts and comments in the last 12 months, you know this isn’t needless.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because we bitch
doesn’t mean we hate the guy.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
NO THERE CAN BE NO NUANCE EVER!!!!!
THE WORLD IS BLACK AND WHITE, THERE IS NO GRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Now you're talking.
/DJK was pure evil. (super-sarcasm font)
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I like KFs mostly external demeanor as is
but I hope he has a little Gruden in him when dealing with the team
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think so
I think he finally starts cashing in
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I would be pissed if I got drafted by the Redskins
Their owner is a douche
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
Fuck Chizik
What. A. Douche.
"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy
by Podolak Pimpin' on Apr 28, 2011 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm not sold on Kerrigan.
I think he’s stiff.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
But he has a great MOTOR
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be a little stiff if I cashed a check that big too
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Isnt he one of your OMHRs
Where is the hate?
So I tried the Barbasol and Rotel dip and I was very dissapointed!
She always seemed a snotty little bitch..
by coltranemonk on Apr 28, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure you got that one.
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I see what Argulor did there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I hearing things, or did Gruden just call the Big 10 "lesser competition"?
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey
by White Lightning on Apr 28, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Padded his stats against Rice and SMU for 4-years
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Seriously? Kaepernick before Stanzi?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, we had this debate before the senior bowl. I’ve been drooling over Kaepernick since he was a scrawny freshman. Now that he’s filled out some and gotten those tats, yummy.
Honestly, and don't tell anyone, but I'd fuck DJK before Stanzi.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
DJK changed his twitter avatar again today, and it's much less sexy
PS – I think you just told quite a few people….
Kapernick is very good. He reminds me of Warren Moon. But taller.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I don't think Kapernick has the arm that Moon had.
Nor the “chip-on-the-shoulder” about race issues.
Nor the domestic assaults.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure about the race thing
He was adopted by white parents, not sure if that makes a multiracial guy more or less sensitive about race. I think his arm is better than his system tended to show in that system. He could go deep when needed and made the intermediate throws pretty well too. He just didn’t throw it very much.
Taller? Really?
I wouldnt have guessed that
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
If that Taco Bell Big Box had a cheesy gordita crunch I'd be sold.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions
never eaten at a taco bell in my life
plan to keep it that way. looks so gross.
So you've also never been drunk, then?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dairy Queen
was better stoned. The ones that serve burgers and stuff.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
when stoned
its hard to go wrong when it comes to food
by 3am
I was usually too f’n wrecked to consider food.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
At the height of my stoner days I worked at a restaurant
So got off work at 11pm. Plus I was a night owl and a raver. So 3am was usually more like lunch and 6am was dinner/pass the fuck out.
My late night munchies runs were usually to Hy Vee
For chocolate chip mini muffins and chocolate milk. I could put away the sugar.
Also, there was a dude working in produce who looked like ZZ Top, who never said a word, even if you asked him a direct question. So we’d usually go mess with him for a minute. It sounds mean now, but at the time, it was the funniest thing ever.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Taco Bell rocks
it just does.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Uhm.
ok.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That commercial didn't make you want to buy some Nerf Dart guns?
UnAmerican
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
oh "buy"
I have to go but Dart Tag now. see you
See where my confusion came in play?
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I also read it as "Time to go play dart tag now see you"
and was confused
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That seems like it might hurt.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's fine, I just have never seen that dude in my life.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He's huge. He's like 6'7" 300 lbs and ripped
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Most out of his players? That wasn't KF they were talking about
Your arguement is invalid
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Loiter is a very underrated player.
He’s like the dude at Indy.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Loiter was spell check fail
I meant Luiget of course.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
So, is the reason Clayborn hasn't been drafted yet because of his lackluster 10 season?
Or that no teams have an immediate need for his position?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
How is that CB from Nebraska still available?
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Problem solved
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
KC fan here too
I would be happy with this, or Ayers.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 28, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Thatd be a strong pick for the chiefs
After last years draft. I think they won last years draft and thats a step towards winning this one too
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
you can make a strong case
for them having one of the top classes last year.
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 28, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
"The night before the wedding, the giants pick a prince"
You know he wrote that like 3 hours ago and was like “FUCK YEAH, I can’t wait to say that”
Yeah, but he could have done that with any team name.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The Giants are like the one team I'm not excited about Prince going to.
They go through CB’s so fast.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Value based pick.
Really should’t have been that low. Not great, but hey neither was Patrick Peterson right? Drafting talent over needs.
The vikings picked Christian Ponder
HAH, i still cant believe they did that. he better end up an all star
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
I like Poder. FSU is dysfunctional the last three years.
Any success there is eye popping.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
At least they got a pick in on time...
You got no fear of the underdog; That's why you will not survive!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Apr 28, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
McElroy is ranked lower rhan Stanzi? wow
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
I can't believe Ponder and Ginger are ranked HIGHER than Stanzi.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Should Bud Light be advertising that you can use a KEY to write on bottles of BEER?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
Well, it could be a house key.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought of that immediately after i hit 'post'
I hoped no one would call me on it
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
But yes, I get your point.
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
AC!!!
Give ’em hell
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
walterfootball.com had him mocked there all winter...
…and then switched off himafter all the erb’s palsy stuff.
Clearly smokescreeen by TB.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Proud
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Does he not have a cell phone??
What is that thing?
Fuck you Georgia Tech
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Congrats to AC
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 28, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
It makes me smile everytime
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my supervisor's at work is a PSU alum
Not a week goes by that I don’t email him a copy of that highlight.
DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID FLIPPING HIS HAIR?!?!?!
that was halarious and amazing. someone make a gif of it right now
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Am I the only one in tears right now?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Probably.
AC isn’t crying…so, yeah, you’re the one.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
I'm not crying
Just a little misty.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean it's a bit dusty where you're at, right?
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by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I have terrible dust allergies and I cleaned my room for the first time since October. So really i’ve been in tears since 5
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The NFL guys all love Ferentz
He needs to leverage that better in recruiting.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
This
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
The problem is
that ESPN doesn’t have these guys talk college football. All their CFB talking heads can do nothing but fall over themselves to verbally service the SEC
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Very true
The NFL guys are more scientific. The college guys are just cheerleaders.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
+1
"And after it was all over, he took us in the house and served us pancakes... pancakes." - Charlie Murphy
by Podolak Pimpin' on Apr 28, 2011 9:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that dude in the green room looked like tom arnold
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
False
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's about owning it
It’s like a halloween costume. You rock it and move on
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Dogs are always naked
They don’t need to strip
by GaryDolphinSafeTuna on Apr 28, 2011 11:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Why is there a MSU shirt behind the dude from BC?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
I'm cool with this.
Nice weather most of the time for AC to play in. He’ll have to work on conditioning and arm strength, though.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
Thank God AC was finally drafted.
Now I can go to the bathroom!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
More importantly not have to listen to the jackasses on ESPN anymore.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Gil Brandt said AC was a top 20 talent
Brandt also predicted that Rogers would fall to Green Bay at 24 a few years ago. Always listen to Gil.
by Corncob Justice on Apr 28, 2011 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
Totally Stanzi. Book it.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Ok
I think I really would cry if Stanzi got taken in the first round. For the sheer fact it’d be with the Browns.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed Mel Kiper, Bowers is the best on the board
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
No cable here
what did KC get in that trade down?
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 28, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
2nd team defense in the Big 12??!!!!
They don’t even play d
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
HA!
Thats not a ringing endorsement
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to play "You Know When"
You know that the RB position is weak when the 6th best available is from Hawaii
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Is Hillis really gonna be on Madden?
I would buy it just for that.
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yup
He beat out Vick in the last vote
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet. The two steals for Fantasy. At least for me anyways
I absolutely fell in love with Hillis last year.
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
So did Mack Brown
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
No
It was Polamalu and Larry Fitzgerald
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Think
Super Bowl
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I really want one of these players
to, when Goodell goes for the hug, just absolutely spear tackle the commish to the carpet
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Like I've said
If Fairley didn’t do it, no one will
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I gave up on that when Fairley didn't do it.
If it’s beyond the pale for him, nobody will.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
So that's the dude that's going to be on the Madden cover?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
Agreed
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It always bugged me
Jesus would never shut up about futbol. Guy was obsessed with it. That a rap….. man did he love the hoes.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Bowers to Indy?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
They are all about the offense
wouldn’t surprise me
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if how to take that comment
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
However you want, as long as you take it. Also my first date speech
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
That genuinely made me laugh
Hat tip to you my good sir
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont think in the first round
very happily in the 2’nd or 3’rd
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 28, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I definitely dont want the Colts to take Stanzi.
He would never ever get to play!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He would
Just not for the Colts. That would be a case where they hope he develops into a tradeable prospect in a few years. Worked out okay for Hasselbeck and others.
manning is 35.
if he breaks records and wins another SB or two, he might call it quits to save his body.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Even if he doesn't
He’s only got a few years left. He won’t be Favre.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Yes.
Stanzi would be OK with Indy.
And it keeps the “Iowa City East” thing going.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder how much of Castonzo's celebration was the fact that he doesn't have to play for the Browns
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
Wasn't Bowers #1 at some point in the mock process
BTW fuck Clemson
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Bowers still available?
The Jets are prying he slips. If they get him pencil them in SB.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
Praying...that is
Through Peyton Hillis I might add.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
He's gonna help Braylon overcome the dropsies? Or make Sanchez more accurate?
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So,
did he have a box of Colts hats laying around, or did somebody from Indy show up at the door.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
"And you guys talk about Iowa and the pedigree, what about Olinemen at BC?"
(awkward staring away silence)
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Why the fuck do they still let Boomer talk?
At least he mentioned Iowa during his unintelligible rant
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Boomer is an institution
thats why
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Boomer has pics of the head of the network
doing horrible things with an underage Thai hooker
THATS why
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Lol.
That is harsh. I still enjoy his style.
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't have NFL network so ill deal
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hangover Pt 2
“Just Like the First One”
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
It worries me
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
USA chant
Here comes the Rick Pick
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
Heard the USA chants. Shocked to see it wasn't because Stanzi got drafted
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
#1, love it or leave it
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sorry
but I hate that fucking song.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I hate this song
The guy who wrote it was a draft dodger
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
what song was this?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
True Story: when I went to the Air Force Academy over the summer for basic cadet training...
…on the 4th of july, you better believe this song was playing and EVERYONE loved it
weird,huh?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Must be a Colorado thing.
Everybody I knew at Camp Pendleton thought it was cheesy.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
To each their own
I just think it’s a horrible song.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
No, way back in 1999.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Two guys from Baylor drafted in the 1st round
Reality=over.
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
2 top 10 from mizzo
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Baylor
Two #1s?? Penn State and Micigan? Zero
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
You mean no one's taken David Taylor yet?
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas? 0
Notre Dame? 0
Oklahoma? 0
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oklahoma had 6 in the top 10 last year?
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and they'll have a bunch next year, I'm sure.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
StoopsWhoseAss??
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
How long have you been sitting on that?
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Not long. SMA should know I gots mad respect
and if you don’t know, now you know, SMA
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
INCONCEIVABLE
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
the wizgeralds first recruiting class
may not have one guy get drafted anywhere.
apparently, Demos is the teams 3rd best prospect in this draft.
Demos? I hope he's being looked at as a punter exclusively
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
he was a worse punter
than a kicker. all he did as a punter was those rugby style kicks.
apparently he was making 50 yarders consistently in some workout. odd, since he couldnt make extra points consistently in college.
He'll have a long and successful career...
in the UFL
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I'm pretty sure Fairley is gonna kill someone.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Fairley went to the Lions a while back...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Never doubt a hockey player
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
This kid is not ready for Philly
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
Wouldn't be surprised
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
These guys are practically begging someone to take Bowers and Ingram
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Bowers is going to be a monster in a Jets uni!
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
No one taking Bowers yet is absurd
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
soon
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
29
they were actually good last year
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
no, they just had a good record
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Well said
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It's what happens middling teams have an easy-ish schedule
& get lucky.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in the Chigago burbs
and even when they were winning last year, nobody was buying it.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Me, too, & saw the same.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
29th, unless they traded it
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, they traded it for a wedding gift for Cutler.
That guy’s a bum.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
Balls isn't the problem
He needs to think before throwing
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Bears need an O-Line
and somebody to break Wooten’s ankle.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Anyone looked at NFL.com's draft tracker?
They have a grade for every player. All the guys drafted so far are in the 7.6 to 8.6 range (Ponder is a 6.5), but they have Clayborn as a 2.0.
2.0?
that has to be a typo, or they are stupid. either one works
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
Who knows what it is?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Typo was my first thought
I’ll assume it was supposed to be an 8, because 2.0 is Iowa State backup long snapper range.
Would the Hoody take Ingram at 28 if hes available?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
There's a kid I know that's a hardcore Boston bandwagoner. His Facebook:
Welcome Matt Soldier!
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
You should've seen him after the Bruins won last night
Terible
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
that Bruins game was so awesome
loudest building ive ever been in.
The Spurs game was pretty awesome in it's own right.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
If Deadspin can be believed,
the Bruins fans severely heckled some poor Montreal fan who was trying to piss in the restroom.
Sully-bean-eaters should be sterilized.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Something stupid on facebook???
I am shocked.
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I have stupid friends
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Good times
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
hardcore bandwagoner seems like an oxymoron
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Sadly, its not
Smart bandwagoner would be a oxymoron
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
By that I mean
He JUST decided to like the Celtics, Red Sox, Bruins and Patriots…aka among the best teams in their sports. His reasoning: “I’m Irish”.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't care what the reason is
if you just started liking a team, I pretty much don’t like you.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah
Same here. That’s why I can’t start liking pro sports.
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Fantasy sports were invented for people with no favorite pro sports teams.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Exactly
My taste is who I can watch regularly and who I can STAND to watch. Therefore I consider the Packers and St. Louis Cardinals as my favorite pros.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
As a Cubs fan
I’ve always liked Cardinals fans much better than Cubs fans. As a Lions fan, I drink regularly.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Love the last part.
But yeah. I’m sorry, I can’t stand the Cubs fans I know. And I love Pujols and Molina.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I assume he also likes Notre Dame
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
would fit in on the boston college bandwagon as well
oh right, no one cares about boston college sports, so he won’t get on their bandwagon.
No
He’s atheist
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nooo I dont want hm to go there either
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm guessing the same reason as not wanting him to go to Indy
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by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to see him play immediately.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
He isn't ready and would be out after one season
Rather have him go to a team he can learn and eventually start and stay
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Absolutely, CIowA
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This, is a bad idea.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
But if Stanzi doesn't start, who the fuck am I gonna watch? Tebow?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fantasy Football
It’s awesome.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I don't have time for that! lol
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have a new job this year
where perusing the internet during the day isn’t really an option. My fantasy teams have suffered.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
You'd have a dead sister.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I'm not sure if I like this comment.
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by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably cold....
and dead.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had a hammer, I’d build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship, I’d take a trip with you.
And if I had a poets hand, I’d write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter’s touch, on canvas you’d be.
But I don’t have a hammer
And I dont have a ship
So I can’t build a house
And we can’t take a trip
And I’ll never be a poet
Nor have the painter’s grace
So I’ll never write you a verse
Nor immortalize your face
And also I have herpes…
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Anybody heard from OhioHawk lately?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
has anyone ever done an accuracy analysis of all these draft "gurus"?
mock draft to actual draft. Comical.
"Hardcore will never die, but you will."
So I just realized I've got 3 beers open and I've been taking sips from each one in rotation.
That can’t be good, can it?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
You just want to drink it English style but can't wait.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Wait. Did I say "sips"?
Shit. I meant manly gulps.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Are they the same variety?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
New Glarus Moon Man,
Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy, and
New Glarus Back 40 bock.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok that's better
Because if you have 3 beers open at my house. Chances are one of them probably has something growing in it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's gross, dude.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
As I remember...that's college, dude.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah.
I got so pissed that my roommates can’t take care of their cans today so I filled up 3 12 packs just in the living room. Filled up 2 pitchers of what I think was liquid from unfinished cans. AND GOT BITCHED AT THAT ONE OF THEM WAS STILL BEING DRANK OUT OF.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, that brings back bad memories
In my case, it was large garbage cans worth of cans and half-empty 2 month old kegs. The day I returned them I was asked to fork over the keg deposit. The fuck?
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Apr 28, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprised you even got it back
So when that one left again, I dumped the cans back out on the floor and cleaned my room instead. Been there ever since.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, I used that tactic as well, only it involved dirty dishes
Slob room mates suck.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Apr 28, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes they do.
And I’m not a neat freak. I just pick up my shit.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Wisconsin beer night?
Mmm, New Glarus
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Apr 28, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
More or less. I figure if I've got to stay in Wisconsin for a few weeks, I might as well imbibe like the locals.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmm
Summer Shandy…. How do you still have some left?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Just picked up the case yesterday.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was only available in the summer!
How could I be so wrong about something so good?
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It just came out. A nice stack of it was available at the Walmart down the street from the hotel.
I immediately grabbed the case. Yes, it was only 9am when I grabbed it and I didn’t care.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It's ok
It was Shandy!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It is Shandy.
And available in cans! Whoa. Awesome. (excellent for traveling)
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I can see that for traveling
But I definitely prefer it in a bottle. &, if possible, on a boat or beach in Door County.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, yes.
Boat/Beach anywhere, really.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You got me there
I miss nice weather…
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm looking forward to going back to Houston
Weird, I know. But it was 85 there today and 45 here in Wisconsin. I’d like the extra 40 degrees. Oh, and it’s not that far from the Gulf either. That’s not a bad thing. Except when Hurricanes occur.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Figured you must be in WI if you're picking up some Shandy
Not a great time to be that far north. Enjoy Houston & watch out for those ’canes.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Hell no.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you need to get checked for something
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Drink briskly or coozi well
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you designate each one for a different type of sip?
Like long sips, loud sips, fast sips? That’s what I would do.
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Apr 28, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that would be nuts
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
The world WILL officially end if Mizzou, Colorado and Baylor
get 2 #1s
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
God, this is such a horrible QB class, and there are going to be 5 taken in the 1st.
WTF?
I wouldn’t have taken any of them in the first.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
That's fine, if Ricky becomes the best QB among them and has a great career.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
A crafty move....
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
If teams monitored my Facebook page they'd think I was a
Housewife from Poughkeepsie
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not from Poughkeepsie
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh good.
Cuz I was gonna say.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This is a clusterfuck.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
No shit
if you miss your pick, you should miss your pick.
Too bad, so sad.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Like I said early on
You are required to take someone from ISU.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
What happened?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Phone guy is pissed.
He’s going to murder someone.
by The Mexican't on Apr 28, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The banter is like a midmorning ESPN talk show
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, it's amazing how dumb these 'draft experts' are.
time running out doesn’t mean anything other than KC can now submit a pick anytime they want. if they’re certain b-more isn’t going to take who they want, what’s the rush?
I mean it is, because you never know, but still. What dumbassses.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I think at this point
GMs or what not are just throwing darts at a board.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
What another bad reach!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
This guy is maybe the best receiver.
He’s no joke on a deep ball.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, my bad
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
He's kind of anonymous.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
AJ Green is pretty flippin good.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Baldwin had a jackass throwing to him in his career
With a good QB. Wow.
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not aware of him.
I’ve just been pretty impressed by both Green and Julio Jones. Those guys are freaks.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
ahhhh
bears must’ve wanted baldwin. ouch
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Alec or Billy???
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Alec obviously.
He’s been on fire on 30 Rock this season. His speech last week better have sealed him the Emmy.
30 Rock is brilliant
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't been here long, so this may have already been discussed.
I just feel less enthused about this draft than any in recent memory, even though there are plenty of reasons to be excited as a Hawkeye fan.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
No one has said anything like that
So set the pace
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what the reason is.
There are plenty of storylines, I just don’t care. There was a period of time where my defense of Mario Williams as the #1 pick was a daily debate amongst friends. This year, meh.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I kind of agree.
I think its partially a by product of the season we just had. I feel less attached to this years draftees (minus DJK and Stanzi) than any other recent group.
For me, part of it is the Lockout.
It is difficult to get too invested in this draft if there is a decent chance they won’t play for part or all of next year.
But yes, the next two days will be better for Iowa fans.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I think tomorrow will give cause for excitement
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
tomorrow or saturday
/???
are there two rounds tomorrow?
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
yeah
2-3 tomorrow
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
meh, the 3-day thing takes out excitement
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I think that's part of it.
This format is just dumb, IMHO.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Personally the CBA/lockout stuff always irritates me
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
How many picks are in the first round?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
Shit, is Ingram not even going?
Or did he get picked as I was zoning out?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I was beginning to hope he'd slip to GB
seeing as Ryan Grant is coming off an injury and wasn’t spectacular before that.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still thinking that with Grant and Starks that a 2nd or 3rd round RB will work nicely
Wouldn’t mind a speedster back there
Yeah, I don't know how well Ingram would fit with the Packers.
A speed back is more their style.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah, I'm okay with that too.
I’d like to see them shore up both sides of the line. Don’t know if they need to use a #1 pick on that either though.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't wild about Ingram,
but he might have been OK in Green Bay (decent-to-good line, cold weather later in the year).
But, he’s a saint. Good luck getting carries with their hodge podge of RBs. And Ingram isn’t much of a receiving back, is he?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
When did Smith do that to nebraska
and why havent we rubbed their faces in it yet?
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, but it was Colorado
So i think we can make fun of them over it easy.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Colorado at least went to a bowl game that year
So it was the height of the Hawkins era.
Holy Crap.
I had completely forgotten that Hawkins made the Independence Bowl in his second year in Boulder.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm watching the daily show and following on line
Did NE trade down again?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Of course
Traded out of the 1st round. Picked up NO’s 2nd round pick (#56 overall) as well as the Saints’ 1st round next year
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Classic Hoody
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
One day he'll hold all the draft picks.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
"With picks 1-32, The Patriots draft....
an entirely new team for the Panthers."
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Eeeexxxxcccellent
In the style of Mr. Burns
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And trade them for cap room.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
which he will then trade for a 2013 first round pick.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
And madden football
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Good
I hate Alabama. But Ingram was the only one not from the south. So I took a liking to him.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
yeah. And he overcame it
And seems like a very good kid for the most part.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever been to Belle Plaine?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
This feels tired and contrived.
Knock it off.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
OMG INGRAM IS CRYING
AND NOW I AM
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Son, I put all of my personal feelings for you in an email to Suzy Kolber
for her to read in front of the entire nation. Don’t screw up your reaction.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
It took this long?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what she said
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by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm okay with the team, and Rex Ryan is awesome.
The fans on the other hand…
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Rex Ryan is awesome, indeed.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
i agree with this
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
If you dislike the Jets fans:
here is some funny shit -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
jesus, I hate Chris Berman.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Nobody loves Cutler
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Let's be blunt
if it wasn’t Cutler, the Bears would have somebody else out there at QB that we’d hate and who would suck. The reasons would be different but the results would be the same. They always are.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh no,
his performance on the field has nothing to do with the general feeling towards him. He just seems like a prick. Nobody actually knows if he is or not, but he sure seems like one.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Just had this conversation yesterday
I was all set to defend him with the ’it’s kind of nice that he doesn’t give a shit about what people think’, etc., but my friend actually knows ‘people’ (Angelou, etc) & said nope, he really is a douche. So much for trying to see the best in people! Guess it’s nice to see his teammates sticking up for him, regardless.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
maya angelou knows jay cutler and called him a douche?
Never thought i’d see that.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Knew that looked wrong... Angelo?
Thought it had a weird spelling for some reason. Sheesh, it’s not like I haven’t seen it in print 18,000 times. Oops.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, just messin
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
No worries
I’ll be spelling it right from now on, so thanks!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It was probably more poetic when she said it.
Oh bitter astringent,
freshener of ladyparts,
on the zenith of your career,
you paced on the sidelines.
Go Pack Go.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
What I hate about him
is when he’s on the sidelines, he’s all alone. Really good QB’s are looking at pictures, talking to coaches & receivers and figuring out how to win the game. Not Jay. I think he has immense potential that he will never live up to.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Nobody in their right mind should have love for Cutler
What a little bitch.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Since everyone hates Cutler, I think I'm starting to like him.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I tend to think that way often times
but in this case, fuck Cutler.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Cutler
Just came back from Kenya after a stint for a small non profit organization to help bring water supply to a village that didn’t have one.
Also, from what I’ve been able to gather, he is a gentleman at restaurants to wait staffs. I’ve never heard anything about him being a jerk in public.
But do go on with your media inspired hatred.
by Corncob Justice on Apr 28, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
response to wrong person
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Seriously, he went to Vanderbilt
and they’re basically the jNW of the SEC.
jNW + SEC =/= Good
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
_____ + SEC + Good
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Dam
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not taking the bait.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I tried to defend the guy
& I tried that one, too: ’doesn’t he do a bunch of charity stuff that he doesn’t talk about in the media?’ Guess there was some juvenile diabetes thing that he was supposed to be at & never showed. I want to like the guy but he sure doesn’t make it easy!
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I remember hearing one or two stories about his "anonymous" charity contributions.
And one person does love him: Kristen Cavalieri. (I doubt I spelled that right).
But, the real tell-tale is the teammates. Once they turn on him, he will officially be a douche. Until then, the jury is out.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
carimi is lucky as hell for that. i bet that didn’t take long to choose
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
That's what she said
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I look a lot like Carimi, so I'm okay with this.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I look like a skinny Ken Dorsey.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Wow.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant height and weight, pervert!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew what you meant.
I just was amazed that such a simple comment can be taken so many different ways.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL/LAWL
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I just looked at the numbers on Solder
6’8 320? Holy fuck.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 28, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
Watching these highlights make me wonder why Wisky stopped running the ball in the Rose Bowl.
TCU couldnt have stopped that for an entire game
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
They could only really stop the outside running anyway
They were annihilated between the tackles when WI decided to do that.
Exactly
Being based in a nickel makes it tough to match up on the inside. That game bothers me as a fan of the B1G
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That OL should have steam rolled them
If they dont abandon it, they would have owned the 4th quarter. And in a close game, thats kind of a big deal
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It was almost like KF was calling plays
“hmmmm, this has been working well all game, no reason to believe it won’t continue to work. Let’s do something else”
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Cuz Bielema coaches from a card
or that’s what Brewster says
"GO HAWKS!" - only cure for Hawkeye Envy
by BentNotBroken on Apr 28, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
TCU didn't stop the power run game at any time.
Wisconsin decided to run the Air Raid for some reason.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 28, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit, I'm reviewing the earlier picks
what the fuck? Locker? Ponder? Amukamara is a steal at #19, and the Giants, they would.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
yeah, it's been pretty fucking nuts
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Carimi can play guard? Shut up Kiper. Dude id 6'7" if that fucker is at guard something is wrong
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
yeah, he's a RT at best and a LT at worst
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
flip those
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
A former very tall hawk LT plays guard
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
by StoopsMyAss on Apr 28, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Raiders don't count
They are like a non-Newtonian team
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I assume your talking about Gallery
Oakland moved him round too much early on. It fucked with him.
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Pittsburgh with anther steal. Wow.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Agreed.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Look at Stanizi's hands
DRAFT HIM NOW!!!
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
oh hell no
If Green Bay takes him, he’s a career backup.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Stanzi is so badass
he once threw a pass to himself.
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
It's 11:30 out East
what a terrible time to put the 1st round of the draft.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah, no one watches TV in primetime.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Oh, hi Ross.
How was your day?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
My day was great, actually.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Awesome.
I had Jimmy John’s for lunch today, it was delicious.
- ez-onions ez-peppers
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
For some reason typing #9 turns into 1.
Weird. Someone should look into that.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
What's a #9?
I always get either a Vito or a Beach Club.
The avocado spread is no fucking joke.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's called Italian Night Club.
It’s not my usual, but it’s good.
I’m typically more of a 14 or 16 kind of buy.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Kind of guy.
I’m pretty sure I typed that correctly too and the website messed it up. Damn SB Nation.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Love the beach club on the wheat bread
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 28, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
#10, all the way
Roast beef & provolone, hold the veggies.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 28, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
why do they keep not saying stanzi?
jerks
by justsomehawkeyefan on Apr 28, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
hahahaha
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Wow. Sherrod and Bulaga for years to come.
Green Bay is smart.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Kiper is an idiot.
We’ll take a 21 year old who started at RT in the Super Bowl and we’ll keep him at RT and make this possible 2nd round-talent and let him compete for LT. Please. They’re going to move Bulaga to LT and Shrrod to RT. That is, after this next year. I guess Bulaga stays where he is and Sherrod is a back up for at least a year or two.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I can live with that.
"Hi, I'm Bob Executive. Which way to business?"
by IPeeBlackAndGold on Apr 28, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, First 32 picks are in the books.
What time does Round 2 start?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
5pm CST tomorrow
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Gracias.
I should stock up on some more beer by then. Or maybe I’ll just keep working on this Summer Shandy.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we reflect one more time on the Vikings picking Ponder?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 28, 2011 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
HA
Though after the Favre experiment, should we be surprised by a bad QB decision?
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research." -Albert Einstein
by 6 seconds of hell on Apr 28, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Again - does anyone know the reason for picking Ponder?
Unless someone got their hands on some illicit drugs?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
a few years ago?
High School?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Well then.
I hope it ends up well for all involved.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 28, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
he has a master's degree and already working on his second
(on sports management of course)
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Talent analysis is a tricky thing.
About as far from an exact science as one could get. I think the mass media tries to make it out to be pretty clear-cut but as we all know, they’re not right all that often.
I’m not defending the pick, just saying.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Just absolutely ridiculous
Because he absolutely, positively would have been available whenever they pick in the 2nd round
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
John Gruden definitely has the face and facial expressions to be a pro wrestling heel.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
Wasn't he one of The Samoans?
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 28, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
For somebody that missed the telecast
How many of the 25 players were left sitting in the room after the end of the first round?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 28, 2011 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
Bowers
Damn, he was in the top ten for a long while. I’m guessing there must be something behind this knee injury story.
by Corncob Justice on Apr 28, 2011 11:31 PM CDT reply actions
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