MARCHIFORNICATION, THE FINAL FOURNICATION: NO, REALLY, IT'S OVER
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 8:31 AM CDT
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When we last left Marchifornication...
/opens cell phone /takes off mask
beep boop beep
It's done. Pull the trigger.
You got it. I'm ready.Good. And then we'll split the title?I'm OK with a co-championship if you are. OK? It would be the first I've ever won!Good. Make it happen.
This will show those two frat boys. Marchifornication will finally be mi...
WEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOO
Hold it right there, KOKaine! Commissioner Breadman! No! After an 18-day investigation that inexplicably took place over the course of a one-sentence phone call, you're under arrest for the murder of Ricky Stanzi by Hartylanche and the premature demise of AIRBHG and Matt Gatens. Your Marchifornication days are through! But...but...I was so close...I was going to...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile, in Ames, Iowa...
You got it. I'm ready. Good. And then we'll split the title? I'm OK with a co-championship if you are. OK? It would be the first I've ever won!
Good. Make it happen.
click
/picks up stack of notecards OK, rehearse, Jamie. First, you dial the number. Then you ask for Gary Barta. When he answers, you ask if he has Bryce Cartwright in a can. If he says yes, you say he'd better go catch it. No, wait. You say that he should let...FRED! NO!
/picks up "2005 Big XII North co-Runner Up" trophy /breaks it /realizes it is made of graham cracker /eats it /is a little inconsolable Concentrate, Jamie. You get him to say yes, then you say... RING RING RING
Jamie Pollard has been eliminated by turtlecall.
Fred, guess what? I got you a turtle for your team! Where's he transferring from? He's...I don't think he's transferring at all. I don't want him. But he's a talking... WAAAAA I DON'T WANT HIM WAAAAAAA Fred... WAAAAA /sits on floor /holds breath /passes out 
/is inconsolable
Meanwhile, in Gary Barta's office
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Turtlecalls are awesome. They always make me LAWL Um, we've been over this. It's LOHL. Bullshit. Oxford Dictionary said LAWL. Who cares what old British dudes say? Know Your Meme says it's LOHL. I don't have time for this. I need to go make up another fictional award to give to Chris Doyle.
KIRK. Are you really going to pull rank? Shit, I'm basically your boss.No rank. No shenanigans. One quick smirk for the fans... 
And then we settle this, once and for all. Winner gets Marchifornication. What? Commissioner Breadman? KOK is locked up, Pollard has been defeated. You two are all that remain. Therefore, I decree that, by the powers vested in me as commissioner of Marchifornication, this is the final battle. It's about time, bro. Yeah. It's basically June. LOHL LAWL ELL-OH-IT-IS-ON!
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Thank you for Marchifornication.
After that video thread I think everyone needed something to lighten the mood. There is only so much the promise of Ross’ gardening magizine can do.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
True. Very true.
Iowa football appears to be as powerful as beer: Those it brings together it also mercilessly tears apart.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
awesome
and since I don’t have much of a rooting interest in the Lohl/Lawl debate I will vote for bloodpunch.. he makes me lol
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 25, 2011 8:47 AM CDT reply actions
Fence-sitters are worse than the dirty LOHL bastards. At least they have principles.
Fence-sitters will be summarily shot by LAWList partisans when the great war is won.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
well to be honest I am so torn on the issue
LOHL makes more sense written and spoken to me but it is not fun to say, something as festive as a lol should be enjoyable to say.. LAWL, while not as correct phonetically to me is more fun to say and fits the meaning of the word better. That being said the english language really does not make sense when it comes to spellings and pronunciations and there has always been different ways to pronounce the same words (especially in different regions)
Here is what I am trying to say LAWL makes me LOHL while LOHL does not make me LAWL… correct pronunciation aside I choose LAWL because saying it is much more likely to make me LOL. Also bloodpunch FTW.. TEAMLAWL
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 25, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Welcome aboard, comrade.
I regret to inform you we currently have a shortage of rifles, so you will be sent into the field with another hero comrade who does have one. When he dies, you grab his rifle.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
enemy at the gates
ftw
He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 25, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Who cares what old British dudes say
Damn straight. LOHL forever!
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 25, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Everyone knows LAWL was getting kicked in the ass until LOL (Notice lack of H because I know I’m right) started up the lend lease.
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
If nothing else, being opposed to TEAM LAWL puts you on the same team as Rambler.
That alone should be enough to get people to avoid TEAM LOHL.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
He may be a bastard, but he's our bastard.
Rambler should love that I just replaced Stalin with him in a quote. No, seriously. Dude’s a WWII junkie.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, you godless heathens on TEAM LOHL are welcome to have him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Trouble is; I want that fifth carrier!
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Dang it, fourth
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Henry Fonda's lines from "Midway" the movie are not history.
The reason I know is that I tried to do the Charlton Heston dialogue from the scene where his son crashes his plane while on the bridge of the USS Yorktown and was politely asked to leave.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
1) I know. But Nimitz was kinda boring in real life. Not even close to the flamboyance (Or cough incompetence cough cough) of ol’ Manilla Dugout Doug, just for instance. And walking around the Yorktown going all, “Turkey trots to water where is Task Force 34?” is so totally out of contest.
2) “You better shape up, Tiger, or some hotshot Jap pilot’s gonna flame your ass!”
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
context, naturally
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It is a wonderful movie, that I grant you.
Pilot 1: “Look at ol’ Chilibean!”
Pilot 2: /looks at Eric Estrada
Estrada: /scratches head maniacally
Pilot 1: “He sure is scratchin’!”
Pilot 2: “We must be close!”
Pilot 1: “Look down there!”
Pilot 2: /looks down, sees three Japanese aircraft carriers
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
It is LAWL.
How can so many people be so blind to the truth?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Apr 25, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
TEAM LAWL FOREVER, MOTHERFUCKERS.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It has been a secret for too long. I am and always have been a member of...
….Team LAWL.
Suck it Rambler.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
Before I forget
Excellent ending. Although the discussion is sure to center on the LAWL/LOHL debate, this was a solid ending to MARCHIFORNICATION.
This has always been the one thing that could divide our fanbase.
We could get by Redacted, rhabdo, DJK, etc., and still come together to root on the Hawkeyes…
…but this is different.
/rips off dress shirt
#TEAMLOHL4EVA
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
While Kirk gameplanned
debating the merits of the various ways to win the match, if a direct mail campaign to woo voters would be more effective than robo-calls, and whether or not his opponent might pull some cheap baloon-boy style publicity stunt, Bloodpunch would walk into his office and shoot him in the face.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
The he would LAWL
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
I think the real winner is all of us
for getting to hear that talking turtle sing the Iowa State National Anthem.
Glorious.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 25, 2011 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
The anthem was spectacular. Stupendous. Sensational. Stunning. Splendid. Stupefying. Striking.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be LOUL, then.
And this is no triple threat match.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
SOFT O's UNITE!!!
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Lu-owl Deng!!!!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 25, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet none of you LAWL scumbags even speak English.
Your real name is probably like Ho Chi Minh or Nikita De Gaulle or something.
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I have a problem with you
Or more exactly, your organization. Migrant farm workers, or farm hands in general, have not benefited much in the decades your union has been around. If at all. The only worse union I can think of is the hotel maids’ union.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 26, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure you can make fun of the 2005 B12 North Co-runnerup trophy
but if you add a little lot of vanilla frosting to it, nobody can deny its culinary greatness.
by DrHenryKillinger on Apr 25, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions
I'm the first to rec this post? Check thyselves people, and then rec thyselves.
Amazing work. It was well worth the wait.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:39 AM CDT reply actions
Sorry, I already had to use my AK
so today is not a good day for checking OR rec-ing
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 25, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate you all.
You filthy LOHList bastards.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Us? Look up.
You’re being supported by a Gopher fan. You might as well admit that LAWL was created by OMHR.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 25, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You have Rambler on your side.
Rambler!
I’d much rather have WSR on my side.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Truth
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Apr 26, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
That turtle needs a neck circumcision.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions
These people are voting for Ferentz rather than TEAM LOHL, aren't they?
Dammit, Vint, you rigged this.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
/whistles innocently
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 25, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I continue my blind support of the great Ferentz one.
/DJK’s a douche. LOHL.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 25, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Rambler and Chazz?!
I hope you’re happy with your soulless purgatory, LOHLists.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Mothafuckahs! It's ELL - OH - Stanzi/Lehman - ELL!!!!!
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
#TeamLOHL
LOL sounds like Bol, as in Manute Bol.
Great ending to Marchifornication, love the Turtle Call.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 25, 2011 12:20 PM CDT reply actions
Voted for Kirk (how can you not?)
But I’m signing my LOI for LAWL U today.
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 25, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
Damn it. Vint is such a dick.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Some might say there's a 700-post thread over yonder discussing reasons why one might not vote for him.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Thank you!
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 25, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
But still, over Barta?
I think we all know who the king is in the athletic Dept- doubt very much that it was Barta’s idea to ‘invent’ the ACOTYA for Doyle, the whole rhabdo mess deflated AFTER Captain Kirk came home to settle the masses, etc. &, yes, I am one of the unhappy posters in that thread to which you refer. However, Ferentz > Barta from a power standpoint..
The University of Iowa: the best 6 years of my life. My parents are very proud.
by HawkeyeGirleye on Apr 25, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
WE ALREADY VOTED ON LOHL/LAWL. I WON.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 25, 2011 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
TEAM LAWL FOREVER.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I AM THE LAWL!!
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2011 12:45 PM CDT reply actions
Huh.
He’s really kinda frowny for being the LAWL, despite his LAWLtastic uniform. Probably ‘cuz he’s a judge. Has to remain stern & all.
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
I don’t know if you guys noticed, but WE DID A FREAKING TURTLECALL for Marchifornication. How does nobody care? :-(
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
Uhhh...
Fear of salmonella?
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 25, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The turtle call was a very awesome addition!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Eyeheartfreedumb commented and I seconded.
Now we feel like nobody cares
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I was too consumed by the LOHL/LAWL war.
But the turtlecall was indeed magnificent, particularly the stirring renditions of the Iowa State National Anthem.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I can't see YouTube from work
But that doesn’t mean I don’t care. I care deeply.
"If you need a rah-rah speech at halftime, you’re playing the wrong sport." - Pat Angerer
Its awesome, but you made the mistake of including a LOHL/LAWL contest
Its like the civil war of BHGP topics
I care.
The turtlecall is what makes it better than the 1985 Michigan game. It’s also equal to the 1987 Fiesta Bowl.
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 25, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to wait until lunch to see it.
Pollard’s such an idiot. That turtle’s outlet passes have to be subpar, at best.
by The Mexican't on Apr 25, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
And Bloodpunch and Team LAWL 4 LIFE!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I am so glad you finally saw the light.
Or that we made you chose. You know, whichever one you feel better about.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 25, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Down 22 now
GO FERENTZ/TEAMLOHL!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 25, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I fear we are beyond a statistically viable chance for Bloodpunch/LAWL to win
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This bullshit will not stand at Black Heart Gardening Practices, I'll tell you that much.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Will there be Black Heart Gold Petunias?
I love me a petunia. Oh, GO BLOODPUNCH/LAWL!
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 25, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Naturally the greatest debate in the history of BHGP is inserted into the FINAL FOURNICATION
I love Bloodpunch, but I simply can’t vote for LAWL. Why must we do this?!? Can’t people just write their laughs as onomatopoeia? hahaha
or even:
ba-hahahahahaha
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 25, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
All this talk of LOHL or LAWL
Do you ever think about the street mimes?
"Make it tasteful, but dongier" - Blackheartnopants
Because fuck mimes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I think we've moved to "fuck memes."
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 25, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna hump this comment
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 25, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Do that and half our content vanishes.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
You are correct.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS REMATCH WAS NOT SANCTIONED BY THE APPROPRIATE GOVERNING BODIES!
I REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE ITS RESULTS*.
- Unless the votes that come in tonight reveal a voting public that has come to its goddamn senses, that is.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Little Barta and Big Barta wins it for me every time
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
You need evidence that it's LOHL?
LAWLerskates doesn’t make any fucking sense, man.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Apr 26, 2011 12:20 AM CDT reply actions
This is absolute fucking bullshit.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 26, 2011 2:23 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.
Fucking Rivals commenters…
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 26, 2011 7:01 AM CDT up reply actions
GODDAMN RIGHT.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Succinct and spot on
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Apr 26, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I know you guys would be upset if you couldn’t play your victory song.
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 26, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Must suck to be living a lie.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Apr 26, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Let freedom ring!
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 26, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions
#LOLE4EVA
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 26, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
55% to 44%
Not even close. The populace has spoken. I feel bad for Bloodpunch, getting stuck with a loser of a running mate.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Apr 26, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
The "populace" voted in a rigged election.
What a traveshamockery this was.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
blah blah blah blah blah blah
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 26, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
LOHL FOREVER
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 26, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like we need DRUGS to help solve the LOL/LAWL feud.
Just mellow out and talk it over, man.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
L-O-L/Drugs should have been a darkhorse candidate.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Apr 26, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL MATHER
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 26, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LOLVERINE
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Apr 26, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If Lawl is so high and mighty WHERE IS LAWL'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
Ann Arbor is a trollop.
In the Soviet Union of North Ho Chi City.
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
by ReadingRambler on Apr 26, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It's no wonder it was so sunny today.
What a day! Freedom! Liberty! Happiness! Correct pronounciation!
I thank the American people for seeing the light!
"I am almost ashamed at my actions, but not really." - usn_kologi, 197 lbs
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