That plastic cup of gin is about 148 more reasons.
There's a whole lotta nothing going on: Wrestlemania 27 is over, spring football is a bore, Name of the Year is just getting started, and Southerners are giving money to refugees (seriously, give what you can in $6.04 increments). Here to make sense of it all is Spencer Hall, nee Orson Swindle of Every Day Should Be Saturday. Also, new theme song!
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