Ricky Stanzi NFL Draft Profile
by Adam Jacobi on Apr 1, 2011 1:17 PM CDT
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Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
(chorus)
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-S, Ricky Stanzi
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
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Tyler Sash tweeted the other day that he actually bought this song on iTunes.
i love Twitter.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions
no hard feelings to the guy, but i believe it
I unfollowed after roughly the 17th get better not bitter day tweet
I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.
Yeah, this
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Having a bullhorn doesn't make you interesting?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It hasn't worked for us yet.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Bullhorn? More like Dullhorn.
Yeah, that’s right.
"You're going to go out there with a dick full of confidence. Then, you're going to go out there and shoot that confidence all over the stadium." -Blue Mountain State
[miscellaneous bible verse quote]
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 1, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Between his #GBNB, JJ Watt's #DBWH, and DJK's #MPOD, my twitter feed gets pretty clogged up with acronyms.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
WTH is DBWH?
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Dream Big Work Hard.
so far JJ is beating Sash because now he has his own foundation.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think its referring to guys, but you'd have to ask him. I have wondered that since I started following him.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Per Urban dictionary, it is a term used to refer to friends.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Per Urban Dictionary, it means "friend."
I’m guessing its etymology is Sesame Street-related
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 1, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You Can't Do That on Television
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Pretty sure it's from Double Dare
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It's awesome/tragic
that Mark Sommers has a near-debilitating obsessive compulsive disorder regarding cleanliness.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Apr 2, 2011 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Hater
I was annoyed by it, but got used to it. It’s a pretty good motto. And if he wants to live by it, more power to him.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 4:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've gotten used to it now, too. I think this is how brainwashing works?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I really do try to use it to get through the day at work.
I hate the people I work with and sometimes hate what I do. It is better than complaining ALL the time.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I have this goddamn song stuck in my head, like my mind has hit an internal “repeat” button. There goes the afternoon.
There is a special circle in the deepest pits of hell reserved for people like you who repeat this song.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I have no idea what this song is
thank god I hardly pay attention to lyrics, and mentally tune out anything my daughters listen to. This philosophy is working out quite well for me
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 1, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Likewise, without the children
I tried to make up a tune to go with it, but it just didn’t work for me.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 4:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can see this song becoming the new rickroll
by DJK's bongwater on Apr 1, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it just did
Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa
by Not Marv Cook on Apr 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
My coworkers have been using it in the manner of a rickroll
All goddamn day long
Brunettes not fighter jets
I miss
working in an office where there were constant Friday pranks.
"If you're easily offended, we thank you for stopping by but ask that you turn your browser elsewhere." -- BHGP Disclaimer
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
changing the subject
to your breasts?
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
by Kluginator on Apr 1, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure that's an insult.
If I were to compare my breasts to food, that wouldn’t be close.
Anyway, the way she pronounces Friday, it sounds like she’s saying FRIED EGG
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I image your breasts are
at worst – perky and at beast awe inspiring which is why I could not understand the egg reference.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Wait a second. This is a trick, isn't it?
Well, I won’t fall for it! Not today!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure how the joke will be worded...
but I do know that it will include the word “hangers.”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
What weight do you want for the BHGP wrestling lineup?
Rambler claimed 149
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I am a heavyweight in real life.
But my online wrestling weight is more like 197.
/seriously, I am a large dude.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I am taking 197
you might have some competition at heavy, I forget who
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I could cut a leg off and take 184
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Swarles, Swarles, Swarles
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I pretty sure my health insurance would consider it an elective procedure, so maybe I need an "accident"
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I might get there cutting off both legs
Then who would be the espn darling?
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 4:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whoever won the wrestle-off would be the media darling.
The loser would be doomed to a life of begging and wondering what might have been.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Any weight worth starting at,
is worth a wrestle-off.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm already 149 so you all can suck it.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Made weight after one day of exercise. It was easy. Anyone think I’m not going to dominate?
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not me. The intimidation factor alone will be enough
to beat most middle schoolers.
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Here is a singlet I designed for PSU a couple of months ago
Feel free to change the “717 up in here” back to Iowa. I would like to keep the name, but I am willing to change it to something more BHGP friendly.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
There is too much body hair on this guy for him
to be from Penn State
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And he's missing a white hipster belt
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
That’s the winner, er, PSU runner-up.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
We could be the BHGP Pale Horses
because hell follows with us
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Fine by me.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel like some Iowa high school
already has that nickname.
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You can dominate your weight class, I'll dominate mine, since I'll have the upper body strength of someone 2 weight classes higher!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Go for it.
Think of the publicity.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody think I’m not going to dominate?
I’d say the odds are much more probable that you’ll finish in second or third:
133: So. Andrew Long, PSU, 3rd place.
149: Jr. Frank Molinaro, PSU, 2nd place.
157: Fr. David Taylor, PSU, 2nd place.
174 Fr. Ed Ruth, PSU, 3rd place.
184: So. Quentin Wright, PSU, champion.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, ok. So, going by this year’s results, my ceiling is higher than you Iowa guys. Cool.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
It happens once a century.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My ceiling is higher, thanks to Robles.
One legged wrestlers have higher ceilings, now! Plus I get to be the media darling! I’ll get the Tebow treatment!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
We have a one legged guy AND a girl.
We are the feel good story of the millennium. ESPN will implode.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I'm pretty sure you can get an Extreme Home Makeover with that.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Because we are special needs.
This is true.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
We could have an elevator in the house, too!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I was wondering how the lineup was coming along.
What weights are we still working on?
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
You at 125
133 – open
141 – open
149 – Rambler (FOREVER)
157 – ClaybornSmash
165 – open
174 – open
184 – Swarley (sans leg)
197 – me and/or Swarley
Heavy – WaterlooChazz and someone else (can’t remember)
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I looked at the 141/149 thread.
Ross is at 165. You moved CS to 174 b/c he didn’t think he could make weight at 157 but then I think he talked himself into 157 so I’m no longer sure. We appear to be lacking in the low weights since you guys are all fighting over the high ones.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
If CW can get to 25 and I can get to 84, Ross can get to 65.
Shouldn’t we include Stoops since he started that whole P90X thing?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I said I would.
I feel like you don’t have faith in me.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I have total faith in you to get there.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I'd offer to help at the lower weights, but damn.
I’m 6’1", 230 as it is. If I got down to lower weights, I’d look Ethepoian (with or without leg!)
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
That is almost exactly where I am
I am giving an intense competition-stare through my computer screen
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This is fantastic.
Now who is going to write the story of first practice and post it in FanShots? Not it!
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
His screen name can be Agesilaus
because of his disfigurement
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jtothep claims he could cut to 174
He’s more than willing to take the job. Also, he wrestled in high school.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 2, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
So we still need
141. This is coming together nicely. I can’t wait for the wrestleoffs at the upper weights.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
Please, I'm not afraid of him.
Remember, I know where the unicorn is and I’m not afraid to us it.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
i just got a refill on my albuterol
And when I lose the weight to get below the hwt max, I will kick ass. Plus, Chazz might forfeit his match with me.
Haha
Chazz better not forfeit. His intensity rants would be for not.
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for naught
ooh, it’s like catching an error in the NYT
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
There you go
I was thinking about checking that before I posted
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We need you at 141.
But like I said I’m excited by the promise of wrestleoffs. Let’s see what you have kid.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I have absolutely zero wrestling background whatsoever.
I was a basketball player in HS and a beer drinker in college. I do have an inner rage that I can release, so I have the intensity.
(and I hope the weight cutting is fictional, as getting to 184 would take a miracle but could be done)
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Trust me, I have that part down.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
You can run stairs with me in plastics.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Will there be paramedics handy?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
What are these 'plastics'?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
It is pretty much a tracksuit made of plastic
that you wear under a sweatsuit so that you will sweat more to help cut weight.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
plastics
are really what they sound like. A plastic suit worn under/over sweats that don’t allow your evaporation. They suck out a ton of water and make you lose weight (water weight) faster. Not necessarily safe.
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Beats my previous suggestion of cutting off a leg!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Yeah, but once you dehydrate
they really don’t do much, except kill you
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So after we dehydrate, we can go to the gym and do a ton of squats, right?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
AWESOME! Rhabdo here I come!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
One of my favorite DJK tweets;
Iowa wrestling must do 200 squats… This looks so exhausting and these guys aren’t even breathing hard!
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm on top.
I’m the smallest, well other than McCann’t if he is in, so I would like to be on top please.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
You get one turn on top
and one on bottom. (this conversation is entering dangerous territory)
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I saw that coming.
Things only end in confusion.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
/whistles innocently as walking by
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Keep on moving you.
Last time I tried to be saucey it ending up looking like I had named my vag George Brett. This is not true.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Buddy stairs with one leg will be a bitch, just sayin.
I’m assuming I know what buddy stairs indicates
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
That's about what I was thinking.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
You used more words than I did.
And I neglected to mention the safety part.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the green ones.
Actually, I’m usually the one that is loquacious. Damn Gemini.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
They're the FUTURE!
/Mr. McGuire’d
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 2, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, I like that you think I can get to 125
but I have a way to go. Even as a size 2 I wasn’t that low. I’m not saying I am fat I’m just saying I need to cut to get there.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH!!!
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
125 - CW
133 – Kythom
141 –
149 – Rambler (DOMINATION)
157 – ClaybornSmash
165 – RossWB
174 – Jtothep
184 – Swarley (sans leg)
197 – Lycurgus
285 – Chazz/Packerhawk
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If I can make it without losing the leg, is that still an option?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Ah, to hell with it, take the leg, it'll make for a better story.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Nope, the leg is gone.
If you make it to 184 with the leg we are taking the leg so you can go at 141. Lycurgus will drop to 184 and the loser of the Chazz/Packer goes to 197.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Sacrifices for the good of the team. It'll just make me more intense
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
This is very important.
It will build team morale.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
You should know better than that by now.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Do I get as&c coach and dietician?
If so, I forfeit. I’m hot at 197 and would love to get back there some day.
Ok, so I'm gonna cut to 184, then lose a leg to get to 141.
Lycurgus will take my spot at 184 and PackerHawk will get ‘hot’ at 197.
Only at BHGP!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Make it happen.
Who’s coaching this monstrosity, by the way?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I think we just found a spot for SMA.
OMG, and he and Rambler will have a similar relationship to that of DJK and Ferentz.
This is going to be wonderful!!!
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I am about the same dopey-looking
guy at 197 and I would also like to get there.
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We all do.
I think it would be best. From the way it sounds we could all use that.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
125 - CW
133 – Kythom
141 – Swarley (sans leg)
149 – Rambler (DESTROYER OF WORLDS)
157 – ClaybornSmash
165 – RossWB
174 – Jtothep
184 – Lycurgus
197 – Hot PackerHawk
285 – Chazz
Head Coach – SMA
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This is the one.
I think everyone will be happy with this.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Someone needs to start writing this thing.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I would offer my writing skills, but I don't have the knowledge on wrestling practices to add realism to it.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
There is no chance of me at 165.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Come one Ross.
Play along. We aren’t “really” going to cut off Swarley’s leg. Unless we need to, then we totally are.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Where do you want to go?
My brother could make 65 if he needs to
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I'm going from the 230's to 141 Ross!
Granted I’m having to lose a limb to get there, but still! Sacrifices for the team!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I'm losing 95 pounds while keeping all my damn limbs!
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 2:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're not committed enough!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Jesus, all I was trying to do was make fun of Rebecca Black's terrible accent and now my breasts have been compared to eggs and monkey tits.
And none of you except one person have even seen them!! Fucking APRIL!!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen them
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
No, not him.
PackerHawk, because we are friends on facebook, and therefore has seen pictures of me, which have my breasts in them.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
My breasts are, by default, in any picture which features me.
Clothed.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Can someone get a good idea of breast shape from clothed
pictures?
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I dunno, google image "boobs" and get back to me.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Just writing "boobs" or what?
Either way, dag, yo.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
No, him saying he trusted me.
All intense-like. I think that’s what happens before something totally epic.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed you(this)
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 1, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww. Thanks.
But seriously. Hope everything is getting better and my prayers have been with you and everyone involved.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Apr 2, 2011 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, I did once get accidentally invited
to the NFL combine
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
You don't?
I think Lycurgus just lost his Podolak Club membership.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are you the one who always posts this?
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It makes me laugh.
Much like the Eustachy photos.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
My phone is dumb. Luddites forever.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
This is actually very close to my vision
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 2:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's your 5 year plan? Don't die?
That’s what I thought when I saw that picture!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Well, apparently loving PSU...
does keep you alive forever.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen them
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you following me on Twitter?
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
no mam
those things arent part of my life
but i can handle email
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Okay, I LOL'd at this.
Long live OhioHawk.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'm getting cyber-bullied.
Is there a report button on here??
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You should have just said one person on HERE has seen them and your immediate problem would have been solved.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
That is what I meant, but then catnuts confused me.
And I can count the amount of people who have seen my tits sexually on one hand, Jacobi.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to remember who you're dealing with here and write very concisely.
And even then, that might not help you
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Well, fuck.
HATERS GONNA HATE.
ON MAH BEWBS
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Mah Bewbs
what you have named your breasts? I named my nuts stoney and sinker.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Better than my ex-boyfriend's...
Flotsam and Jetsam.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen them
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I used to like you guys but now you're creepy.
I’m actually scared now.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry. April Fools thingy gone too far.
But really, your only FB friend from here is the gay dude? You’re such a Carrie.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Catnuts on fire today.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, because he's the only one I trust to not stalk me or be creepy.
See this thread for further evidence.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
What if he's not really the gay guy though?
And he was just the alternate handle for somebody who stalks all 3 of the females on the interwebz?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Like you're the only lady whose window I stand outside at night.
C’mon.
Err wait, I mean, my friend does. Hypothetically. WRONG NUMBER PRANK CALL
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
You have excellent points
And also very good reasons we’re not allowed to see your excellent points.
OK, I’m done. I realize a woman may not find this as funny as I have.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Some of us hetero guys on here...
ask you to tone down the sex talk.
We ain’t all creepy stalkers, so don’t flatter yourself, honey!
/HawkCP chauvinist’d
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And I wasn't trying to "flatter myself," I'm protecting myself.
I shouldn’t have to defend why I don’t give strangers from the internets access to pictures of myself and my 1 year old daughter.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I was about 1/3 joking.
But now, I don’t think I am.
Seriously, just tone down the sex talk and you’ll be amazed at how few boob jokes you get on these message boards.
But if you keep making fellatio comments twice a week (like I read on another post today), then don’t whine when you have some dudes making boob jokes on a Friday afternoon.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Chazz is right
Sorry, but it’s true. You’ve been putting it out there, can’t get so bent out of shape when it comes back once in a while.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
As I said, that's the same "wear a short skirt and you're asking for it" logic.
I don’t have a problem with the jokes, and it’s not like I am the origin of all sex talk on BHGP. I am not the only one who makes dick jokes regularly, or talks about sex regularly. But since I am a woman who does it, even my non-sexual posts seem to get twisted into something they’re not.
I guess a woman can’t be part of the “boy’s club” here.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure I'm the right person to say this
But you’re going too far on this premise. It’s not a boys club here, you’re more than welcome (I think that’s been clearly evident), and we appreciate your contributions. But you getting so upset about this is incorrect.
Others make sexual or dick jokes, but yours in particular have been very personal. Accept a personal joke in return.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't feel that my jokes are any more personal than others'...
and as I said the jokes don’t bother me. I only got upset when I was criticized (is that the right word?) for only allowing PH to be my friend on FB. I answered why, honestly.
Maybe I’m being too sensitive. I’ve been pretty stressed lately pulling multiple all-nighters to get deadlines done. Also I hate April 1st.
Anyway, I really make an effort not to be a bitch on here and sorry if I am coming across as one. Heart.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, you are okay
The FB friend comment was just to use the SATC joke about how women try to have gay friends, meant no harm.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
There are dick jokes,
and then there is frank on-line conversation about fellatio.
Most of us hang out in the first category, you are in the other.
There is room in this “boys’ club”, but rule number one in most boys’ clubs is “don’t whine about the jokes that are made” (unless it is a personal attack, and I’d argue that none of mine were personal attacks until I got called a “bitch with a rapist mentality.”)
Finally, in the hopes of moving on with our lives, I’ll apologize. Perhaps you can forgive me, and we can all still enjoy BHGP?
Now let’s kiss and make up:
/I’m not really asking for a kiss, I just wanted to use the giraffe pic.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's just agree to go back to ignoring to one another
I stupidly broke my rule by replying at all. Then things will be more civil. Heart.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Chazz, sometimes when you try to make things better, you make things worse.
Then when things get worse, rather than putting your shovel down and not making things worse, you continue to dig yourself deeper and deeper.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Oh yeah?
Well…
you’re right.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Happens to the best of us.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Sometimes I try to be tactful.
It doesn’t always happen, but I am capable.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
SEG
I respect you.
Plus, when it comes to harassment, my plate is full.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 1, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I have never seen that show.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What else can you and PackerHawk have in common? Kidding
FYI, it’s an excellent show. By far my wife’s favorite, and I also quite enjoy it.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
.l.. ..l.
most of the times I watched it were because my parents were big fans. Darn old married heteros and their niche shows.
Besides, SEG is probably more of a Charlotte than a Carrie in reality.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 4:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
those are middle fingers?
I’m not exactly message-board-speak savvy. If so, it was deserved, at least in the playful nature I think you intended. Sorry to play the gay card so quickly when your name was brought up, but I couldn’t resist the joke.
And come on, she’s a Carrie. Charlotte would never initiate a frank sex talk or be the ringleader in a ‘boys club’ discussion.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I am a Charlotte.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I can see that
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Which one is Charlotte?
Was she the brunette?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
yes, the WASP
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I love Charlotte. I really am more like her.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Does your full personality come across via a message board?
I think I would surprise you how uptight I am. I say it all the time, but I really am type A all the way.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, mine does.
I’m kind of a dick and a know-it-all in real life too. I realize most people reserve this persona for the internetz but it is mine all the time. I never say anything on this message board I wouldn’t say in real life, including the harsh words.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I try to stick to stuff I would say in real life, too.
By real life, I mean sober. Anyone could say anything drunk.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I actually talk much more about
science and history in real life. I have few people to talk sports with in real life.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
Lycurgus, I have the exact opposite.
L.A. is a wasteland for most intellectual conversation
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
My twitter feed is a much more accurate depiction than here.
Something like 50% Japanese and translation, 30% TV shows and video games, 10% sports amd 10% naughties.
But I do all of them WITH INTENSITY.
You do not want to hear about the rage I showered down upon bystanders when I got back a Japanese test with a 97% on it in college.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
You talk about history and science MORE in real life?
Holy shit! I thought I was smart until I started hanging around with all. Sadly most of my friends still think I am pretty smart and compared to them I am.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
You are smart.
Lycurgus is just a little showoff-y about it (NTTAWWT, I love it). I’m certain there are topics you could run circles around us about, particularly some girly stuff like fashion, you just don’t pepper it into all conversations. It’s a male nerd thing, something very few women ever do, even the ones you see at Comicon or TED
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I'm smart.
It just amazes me how much I have lost over the years and how I work with people who are not bright at all.
And yes, I do try to keep the girlie stuff to a minimum but it does show every once in a while.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
If it helps
you do an amazing job of keeping the girlie stuff to a minimum as it blew my mind that you were a woman. I’m not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I work in an evolutionary genetics lab
so I talk more science just as a matter of course. Don’t mean to be annoying about it. Hard to stop thinking like that.
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
I drive my husband crazy talking about Japanese grammar and classical structures.
So I am thankful for twitter.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You aren't annoying about it to me.
It puts me in my place. I’m used to being smarter than the people I deal with. It is nice to come somewhere that I am not.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not like I go up to the dude stocking shelves at HyVee and start talking about blowjobs.
The internet is a magical place.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually really like how friendly the Hyvee employees are.
I just got back and had a nice conversation with an old lady who was giving out samples of bruschetta and the dude who was stacking up all the bell peppers.
But If I go with my baby I get stopped at least five times by people wanting to look at her, which gets annoying after awhile. That’s a little too friendly.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, none of you really exist.
Until I meet you.
Back in the days of IRC someone I knew made a friend online who turned out to be a robot or something.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not true!
/my metal hands scramble to zip back up the rubber and hair suit that makes people think I’m human.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I alread told everyone that you were probably a
52 year old man living in his parents basement getting off on talking about BJs as a girl and getting them all excited.
While that is not what I believe. I just wanted to remind everyone that not everything you read on the interwebs is true.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
No, you're right.
My name is Herbie. I work at my dad’s insurance company during the day, but by night I am a Level 60 Knight Elf Druid. And I love butterscotch pudding and puppies.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!
I was right. Victory is mine! Your name was a surprise. I did not have you pegged as a Herbie. Clifford maybe, Herbie not so much.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, those are my joking middle fingers
The thing is that her internet persona is carrie, but the reality of her is much more charlotte. She’s like me in that we are very open talking about sex, but don’t sleep around. Well, she never did, and I don’t anymore.
Yes, but Charlotte would never speak about sex so openly/freely
especially with people she didn’t know.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
As long as none of you are that
red head, I think you are fine
Der Hoelle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen
UGH!!
I can’t stand her. Does anyone like her in the world?
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
omg, my first ltr was with a miranda
I love her bitter cynicism. That’s actually potty close to my personality except I’m soooo not type a.
PACKER?!?!
I hate her fashion sense. We all have a little bitterness but hated the way she treated Steve. I loved him.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
So true
I hated the way she always sabotaged her own happiness. But Cynthia Nixon really get the most out of that character.
Also, nobody named Steve or Stephen ever deserves to be treated like that.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 11:06 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah!! Nobody puts Stephen in a corner!
But really every time she was on screen my eyes would bleed.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else get the feeling this thread has taken on multiple streams of consciousness simultaneaously?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Yes, but we all seem to be keeping up.
My sister would say this is what having a normal conversation with me is like.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm hanging from a thread on this SATC talk, but I haven't been totally lost yet!
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Swarley, you're such a Harry.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it.
Who is Harry?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Oh, Harry. You're funny.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He is, he really is.
Wait, does that mean we are married?
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
No. He is now married to Pam Adlon
He keeps marrying above his level
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't seen her since the late 80's-early 90s.
I always loved her voice. She has held up well over the years. Good for her.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
Is someone gonna clue me in or should I continue to wander around aimlessly?
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
Google should stop your wandering
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 3, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
ill protect you
you created the pellican whore
and its not an issue if i breathe through plastic
and have a titanium hip
i can be at least as good as the black knight
its only a flesh wound
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
by OhioHawk on Apr 1, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe you can be like the Jesse Whitmer of our team.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ok i need to ask again
myh experience is so liminted
who is jesse whitmer?
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
You lose 500 Iowa fan points.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesse Whitmer is the STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i didnt know i had fan points to lose
is like those contests ong B1G?
i hope not, i respect you too much RR
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
Whitmer won an individual wrestling national title,
in his senior year at Iowa. He was second-string behind a pretty good wrestler (Mike Mena) for 3 years.
Also, in the tournament where he won his title, the 6th-seeded Whitmer beat many of the higher seeds to get it.
After he won his last match, Gable raised his arm and shouted “Strongest Man in the World” a few times. This was nice, because Iowa had about 5 individual champs that year, and so he gave Whitmer a bit of extra attention.
http://thegazette.com/tag/jesse-whitmer/
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi's rolling with JoePa now?
Thankfully I’ve managed to avoid this commercial. Come to think of it, I have been pretty lucky to avoid some of the most annoying things, at least for a while. It took me until the 2nd weekend to see N-N-N-NAPA commercials and now this. Way to go me!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
Well, it was a good run.
I’ve heard the song. Colbert did it last night on Fallon.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I feel successful in the fact that my only exposure to this song comes from this blog.
(Which is both funny and sad.)
I’ve only seen the first 20 seconds of the video (due to a link on BHGP) and that’s 20 seconds too many.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 1, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched...
… the whole thing. Train wreck style, couldn’t look away.
Carpe Diem! - Seize the Carp!
So this must be a parody of that "Friday" song by... that girl or whoever that everyone on Twitter has been bitching about for weeks or whatever?
They should have sent a poet.
You haven't seen the video yet?
It’s only had about 60 million views, so I guess I shouldn’t assume that everyone’s seen it.
by The Mexican't on Apr 1, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
If ever someone needs a reason not to go along with peer pressure, I'm linking to this comment.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Definition of mass stupidity?
60 million hits on this video.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 1, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The first time I saw it, the video had already reached 13 million
By the time I remembered to show my wife (maybe a week later), it was at 55 million.
by The Mexican't on Apr 1, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to open the video in one tab
and then follow the Stanzi-man and JoePa on another tab. It is more awesomer than the video.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Have not seen nor heard, no.
I’m vaguely aware that it exists, however.
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 1, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Wife made me watch it.
Eh. It’s stupid but whatever. Not sure why it’s such a sensation. Most pop music bad.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The last/most recent pop song I can remember remembering/being aware of enough that I could actually identify it by name
and by artist or recognize it upon hearing it on the radio or whatever was that Beyonce song about a box on the left or something (so ok, maybe not identify by name).
And I can usually guess correctly if it’s Lady Gaga because it sounds like Madonna, and I know it can’t be her, because she died years ago.
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 1, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So you're saying you won't be picking up the new Britney Spears album?
by The Mexican't on Apr 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
She's still around?
Wow.
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Apr 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Britney is not ascared of poo poo
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
60 million is only 1% of the Earth's population
so the odds are sliim
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
wow
that really blows my mind.
"If you're easily offended, we thank you for stopping by but ask that you turn your browser elsewhere." -- BHGP Disclaimer
by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
In China, if you're a "one in a million" talent
There are 1,300 poeple just like you.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I read somewhere
that in China’s Olympica basketball development program, they have something like 120 players over 7 feet tall.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I thought about this on the train last night
Notice how you never used to see tall Chinese til Yao Ming came along? Now, they’re everywhere.
jtothetweet
"Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01". - former buckeye Antonio Pittman
so what are you suggesting?
Yao’s dad is a stallion or they are modifying some genetics to make an entire race of super weak soft interior post players?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yao is not soft.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
huh?
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He is not soft.
Watch him play. He has been severely injured, gets fouled like a mofo, and still is a serious presence in the post. Slow and weak, yes. But not soft. Dude is tough.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't watched NBA
in quite some time.. but i remember when he came into the league getting the impression that he wanted to play outside more than he wanted to use his huge frame to dominate the inside. Dwight Howard is one of the only true post players left in the NBA from what I have seen (which is not much)
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
There are plenty of "true" posts
They just don’t dominate the game like they used to a couple decades ago, the game has sped up and the guards are now 6’6" as a standard.
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by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You are correct
being a post player all my life I am just turned off by posts that spend more time outside of the lane than in it. I miss the days of offense that ran through the post.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Those days are long gone
Why give it to the guy with stone hands with his back to the basket when you can have 6’10" KD score with ease?
I’m also a big (well, Fieldhouse big, I’m 6’5") so I feel you, but that just isn’t happening again.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
he is also a 75% FT shooter
which is unheard of for a man his size. (i think it’s because his hands are “normal” sized)
I'd even question the "weak" part.
Upper body, yes. Not his lower body and core.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Yao
Moves like Chinese Frankenstein, even when healthy.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 1, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure
But if sticking with the Chris Rock joke that made me think of it (when I saw the super-tall Chinese woman on the train), it’s not really permeated to the other demographics/categories: I haven’t noticed an increase in the number of good black golfers or good white rappers. Of course, the three most powerful men in America are no longer named Bush, Dick & Colon, so maybe that’s why.
jtothetweet
"Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01". - former buckeye Antonio Pittman
It's not genetic engineering
it’s toxic waste. Between comic books, sci-fi, and Captain Planet, I have absolute confidence that all the pollutants are going to cause a bunch of super people. Plus, a ton of morlocks.
You know, this was just a lousy joke, but probably closer to the truth than I’d like to think about
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 1, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's because the majority of Chinese (over 90%) are Han Chinese, and I don't think Yao Ming is.
I forget what Chinese ethnic group he’s from, and google didn’t help. I remember my husband mentioning it once, so I’ll ask him later. (He’s Chinese)
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
jtothetweet
"Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01". - former buckeye Antonio Pittman
The non-Han are from the interior, right?
Not the heavily populated coastal areas where the Han are from? Can’t remember what the other ethnic group is called either.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Wikipedia is your friend
After 1.2 Billion Han, you’ve got a motley group with no ethnicity having more than 10 million
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah hell I can't remember.
Read it 10 years ago anyway, it would be amazing if it stuck.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I emailed my husband and asked him, but he just went on a rant about Mongolians.
Oh well, I tried.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure why but I'm laughing at this.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
South Park?
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by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Doubt it, haven't watched it in years.
Unless that’s why he’s ranting about Mongolians. I don’t really know anything about them, they haven’t done anything of note since the Golden Horde have they?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmmmm, yes
To Hu Hot, ye Iowans
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I was very disappointed in Hu Hot.
They don’t have buffalo chicken sauce. How am I supposed to make my super awesome Mongolian BBQ concoction with it? Boo.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
so you're upset a mongolian bbq place didn't have an american sauce?
cmon now. I’m sure you could have concocted a damn fine sauce if you weren’t so insistent on basking in your own glory. Next you’ll blame the cooks and relate your recipe to one of the early greats of the mongolian bbq arena. You need to get out of kansas ;-)
Is there anything authentically Mongolian
about Mongolian bbq?
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No, absolutely not
I just like to pick on her by comparing her to KU basketball fans whenever I can
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 8:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes. I am.
Don’t they know buffalo sauce is one of the most popular sauces in America? People would much rather use buffalo sauce on their chicken than some lesser sauce. When I was at Hu Hot I’m pretty sure the guy working the grill missed some of my vegetables and I should have been awarded more food.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
"I should have been awarded more food"
is a great Midwestern quote.
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Are they good with a Weber?
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the smell of horse dung in the morning.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hells yes!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 1, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
China has over 160 cities with population over 1 million.
US: 9 (NYC, L.A., Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, Philly, San Antonio, Dallas, San Diego in that order)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember thinking it was funny when Phoenix passed Philly for #5
But not sure why.
Also, that’s a stupid amount of people who want to live in Texas.
jtothetweet
"Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01". - former buckeye Antonio Pittman
Some of us don't have much of a choice
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
No shit?
Lycurgus lives in Texas? Damn, and you were coming off as so educated!
jtothetweet
"Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01". - former buckeye Antonio Pittman
Formative years in Iowa serves as a good protective buffer
to what happens to the human brain once it enters northern Missouri or any points to the south.
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
I go by experience my friend
you got your Iowa inoculation and seem to be doing fine. At every turn, Texas tries to erase 17 years of english, reading, math, and science classes.
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by Lycurgus on Apr 1, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Literally, in fact
Stupid textbook controversy. I really dislike Texas in some ways
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hur, hur Thomas Jefferson was that loser
who started that band airplane or starship or something.
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I like to say they don't teach science in Kansas.
Since they don’t teach it all. It really pisses people off down here.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
Oh, they "teach" science in Kansas
and then the students get to college and it all of it needs to be untaught. Actually, Johnson County has decent schools, I think.
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Best in the state and proud of it.
These people have more money than God (no pun intended). I would hate to have to deal with the helicopter parents, though.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I stopped counting the number of
coeds driving around campus in shelby mustangs with Johnson County plates
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And Coach purses.
I didn’t have my first/only Coach until I was like 25. I think it is a right of passage at 12 here.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I was happy to get out of there
and go to Alaska. Also, I have never been anywhere as miserable in July and August as eastern Kansas
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Worse than TX?
I refuse to turn my air on until my birthday in mid-June. Everyone thinks I am crazy. I tell them I am cheap and I grew up in Iowa w/o air conditioning. I think I can make it.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
Well
I haven’t been here in the summer yet. I have heard that the Houston area is pretty damn bad.
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I had never know my fingers to sweat
until went to Houston the first time. Totally freaked me out. I don’t know why people live there.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I am in Lubbock
so I am hoping the dry air will make the summer tolerable.
I was in Fairbanks for two years, until last October.
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My experience in (near) Lubbock
We were headed towards Lubbock from El Paso, and came to a railroad track that went across the 4 lane highway we were on (don’t remember what road it was called). The crossing arms came down, backing up traffic for miles. But no train ever came, and the police and sheriff came, couldn’t figure out what was wrong, and left.
Sounds about right
Did you get hit with a dust storm during that time? If so, your visit would have been complete.
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Actually
The wind picked up, and it was pretty dusty for a bit. Then it started pouring rain. Ice cold rain. After the cops left, a bunch of the people I was with went out and held up the crossing arms for several miles of traffic in the middle of that rain. We never understood the wisdom of putting a rail road across a major highway.
Dallas is a problem
I know this is trite, but Austin (maybe San Antonio) is probably the only part of Texas that doesn’t make me want to get the hell out.
Although I like the remoteness and rural nature of west Texas. East Texas? Self aggrandizing and obnoxious.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 2:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I do prefer west Texas
to east Texas. East Texas is like over-the-top, in-your-face south. Austin is pretty cool, but it is too big for me.
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Yes.
Houston blows ass in the summer.
/speaking from experience.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you seen Kansas v. Darwin?
It made me wasn’t to throw shit at the tv. Literally wanted to though my dog’s feces at the screen. Ok I’m backing away from the bhgp p-word/religion line now.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 8:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Have you seen Kansas v. Darwin?
It made me want to throw shit at the tv. Literally wanted to though my dog’s feces at the screen. Ok I’m backing away from the bhgp p-word/religion line now.
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 8:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're backing away, yet you posted twice (with grammatical corrections)?
Very odd strategy there, Senor PackerHawk!
/just flipping you some shit
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I thought I stopped the first one from posting
That’s what I get for using the full version on my phone
Does "want to"
= unable to escape?
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Apr 1, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it may be all the vaccinations that are supposed to protect them from SARS and bird flu.
Too Soon!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm with BoC
don’t listen to pop radio stations and since everyone has told me the song is terrible i have avoided it completely. I can honestly say I have not heard a second of it and do not intend to.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
This "song" isn't on the radio
that’s kind of the point. It was produced and put up on YouTube and exploded onto the interwebz, uniting everyone – Left and Right, Arab and Jew, “LOLE” and “LAWL” – in universal and shared hatred. It is the first thing on the internet that everyone hates, not just the professional haters.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
that is an accomplishment.
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Apr 1, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
rec for putting LOLE and LAWL in the same context as Arab and Jew
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I sense the work of Birk Berentz in this.
I fear he has gasp turned America’s Quarterback to the gasp Darkside. Poor Ricky.
Lies!
Stanzi listens to Sousa and Lee Greenwood.
JoePa thinks electronic music devices are the work of Baal.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 1, 2011 1:49 PM CDT reply actions
Are you Foolin my April?
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
I was really hoping this was gonig to go somewhere
but I guess it’s April Fool’s Day (and it actually started to make me laugh when I realized that it wasn’t going to go anywhere- – and the JoePa verse was an excellent addition).
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Apr 1, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
JoePa = Ricky Stanzi's Snoop Dogg
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Apr 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
As I clicked on the jump, I said
“Surely, OPS won’t just write the lyrics to this song in full, right?”
Don’t call me Shirley.
/although, the JoePa was an OK variation.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This video much better than Friday Friday partyin partyin yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo0NQwGuB0M
Brunettes not fighter jets
I know you're not HawkKCP, but I'm not clicking on any link that doesn't tell me what it is!
No mas spider woman!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
this one's even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-i8PJFaIc
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES, SHORTAYYYYY
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Apr 1, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy hell! That song and video are AWESOME for so many reasons.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I was reading this and though "Ooh should be good after the break"
As soon as Joepa showed up I knew it was about to get good. The last time I was that wrong about something it was a 2 month project to get her to move the hell out and stay away.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions
No, dude, I'm pretty sure she's still out there.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 1, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's actually not that far off...
She went on a diet of Swiss Cake rolls a few years after we broke up.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Apr 1, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I always feel like,
somebody’s watching me.
Playing tricks on AC.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 1, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Please stop posing this picture
This girl is infinitely creepy. When she’s 40 she’s going to be like Kathy Bates in Misery.
Let me fix that:
This girl is infinitely creepy. When she’s 40 she’s going to be like Kathy Bates in Misery.
Brittney: Here’s your pills.
Clayborn: Brittney, Brittney, what is it?
Brittney: The rain. Sometimes it gives me the blues. When you first came here, I only loved the football player part of you, Adrian Clayborn. Now I know I love the rest of him, too. I know you don’t love me, don’t say you do. You’re beautiful, brilliant, a famous man of the world and I’m… not a movie star type. You’ll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you’re someone like me.
Clayborn: Why would you lose me?
Brittney: Draft’s almost here, your legs are getting better. Soon you’ll be wanting to leave.
Clayborn: Why would I leave? I like it here.
Brittney: That’s very kind of you, but I’ll bet it’s not all together true.
[pulls out a gun]
Brittney: I have this gun.
[pulls the trigger]
Brittney: Sometimes I think about using it. I’d better go now. I might put bullets in it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
"If you were to give the United States of America an enema, you'd stick the hose right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!" - Bret Hart
That can't be Dylan. He articulates much too clearly
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
There was a young man name of Stanzi
that did all he canzi
to make the hawkanzi
bettter than all the B1Ganzi
and more than that he estashblishmanzi
a new standaradanzi
for being an americanzi
but along came jnwanzi
took him out broke his leganzi
forcing a whole new planzi
and tOSU wonanzi
but at least floydanzi
didnt disapearanzi
until this annualanzi
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
new t-shirt idea!
Better than all the B1Ganzi
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 1, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
intellectual poperty rights
freely given to BHGP
ill order one XXL
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
I know
These are the things I miss while I sleep. And then there’s nobody left to play with when I show up around midnight :-(
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 8:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Day 2 migraine did not allow me to catch up last night.
Sleep was all I could do.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I get migraines, too.
Do you ever get ocular migraines? They are scary as shit. Your vision starts to fuck up and you start seeing jagged lines (it’s like looking through broken glass) and then it goes away, but the migraine hits and knocks you out of commission for the day.
Luckily I have not had one for a while.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't had one of those. Thank goodness.
This round was AWFUL. It was like my brain stopped yesterday afternoon and by the time I left work I was so sick it was probably unsafe for me to drive home. Luckily my medicine makes me sleepy so that is all I did Thursday night and last night.
A friend had them for 3 months straight. She is on an extremely strict diet now where she can pretty much just eat protein. No diary, citrus, processed foods, and pretty much anything else. And eggs are considered diary. I did not know this.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
My eye doctor said mine are probably triggered by hormones and stress.
My sister has had a migraine for over a year now and they can’t figure out why. They tried everything, but finally put her on this really strong medicine that works, but if she misses a day taking it it comes back. It has terrible side effects, though, and she’s lost about thirty pounds because of it.
I hope your medicine works. Migraines are the worst.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe she should try the diet.
My friend said it has really helped her. She hasn’t lost much weight, protein and carbs are about all she can eat. I know mine are triggered by severe changes in the weather and hormones.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that what that is?
I thought they were LSD flashbacks.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 2, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, the reason some people get ocular migraines or other migraine with aura could be from using LSD in the past.
But since I have never done any drugs and had a ridiculous amount of medical testing, they figure mine is from hormones and stress. the last one i got was during my first trimester, so that would make sense.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You get through your pregnancy Ok?
With my wife it was a new tribulation every day.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 2, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I had very severe morning sickness that lasted into the beginning of my 2nd trimester....
which made me lost about 20 lbs. But after that subsided, I had a very easy and enjoyable pregnancy until the last few weeks when it was impossible to sleep because of the baby kicking, super intense hip pain, etc.
I had a very easy labor, too, which was probably due to the fact that Asian babies are smaller than white babies.
Sorry it was so rough on your wife. Forty weeks is an eternity even with a good pregnancy, so I can’t imagine it with a rough one. We were really lucky.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
This whole post sounds exactly like my ex's pregnancy.
All except the Asian baby, that part is different.
I am epic win. It is much inspirational, no? No pain, no pain - Rich Russian Guy from directv commercials
I'm 6-1, the Missus is 5-8
We’re both of northern european/scots-irish extraction. We’re breeding a race of giants!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 2, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
6'5" and the wife is 6'1"
German and Northern European both. Our children will tower over yours. Mwahahahaha
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to google that
and I think I understand some of it
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Basically, height is a quantitative trait
with many genes contributing. Think of 5 genes with two alleles at each locus. + allele = taller and – allele = shorter.
You
+
-
+
+
++
Wife
-
+
-
-
+-
Your child might get
-
-
-
-
-+
So your child has fewer “tall” alleles than either your wife or you and is thus shorter, given an additive genetic effect and free recombintation between loci. The same thing could result in kid who is taller than either of his parents
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The genotypes didn't turn out
Tall allele = A, short allele = B
you
AA
AB
AB
AB
AA
Wife
BB
AB
AB
AB
AB
Kid
AB
BB
BB
BB
AB
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That makes more sense
Genetics was something I never got too far into
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow transgressive segregation
ends up as the punchline to a lot of jokes around the lab. Nerds, who knew?
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I have always said I should have babies with a tall guy
to give my children a chance at a normal height, I’m 5’3" on a good day. That and if Dierks Bentley and I ever had children they would either be the curliest haired kids, we both have curly hair, or their hair would be stick straight. Is any of that true? W/o the use of As and Bs or +s or -s.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
I am not sure about the genetics
underlying hair curliness. Your kids would have a decent shot of being taller than 5’ 3" (progression toward the mean).
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That is what is important.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Apr 2, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa.
How big was your baby? Or is she still pregnant?
My daughter was 6 lbs 5 oz. and is still very tiny, but normal for a half Asian baby.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine?
We’re done. 12, 10, and 8. All were 9 pounds and change. Girls are the two oldest. The 12-year-old is almost as tall as mom, who has a sister who is 6-5-ish.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Apr 2, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I have headaches with aura a few times a year, but they aren't migraines
And I got them before I started using acid.
I hope you survive the boy hormones if/when you have one , my sister always had migraines. They were worse during pregnancies, but the pregnancy with her son was much harder than any of her 3 girls
by PackerHawk on Apr 2, 2011 2:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was deathly afraid mine would get worse when i was pregnant.
But apart from the one i got shortly after i found out I was pregnant, I don’t think i had migraines at all. I felt great after the nausea went away. Hopefully i have that same luck with future pregnancies.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Your sister is quite the breeder.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That's only 4 kids, it's not like she's a Duggar.
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Apr 2, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You making fun of the Duggars? They're relatives
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I continue to prey on your gullibility.
and I feel terrible about it. How about this? I’ll promise six months of no more jokes to poke at your gullibility. I think they’re fun but I get the feeling you don’t, and I genuinely don’t want to hurt you.
This stupid one was just to change attention from my own stupidity because you pointed out that I read PH’s comment incorrectly. I read it as 3 girls plus several boys, not 3+1.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 2, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, and her house is pretty crowded
two adults, four children ranging from 16 to 5. A St Bernard, a puggle, and a beagle. All in around 1300 sq ft. When I visit I add myself (obviously) and an 85# dog who tries to run and hide from the large beast trying to play or felate him when given a chance (the St Bernard).
I was hoping it wasn't the St Bernard
Tangent: My local Whole Foods has St Bernardus Prior 8, Abt 12, and Tripel for sale at $5 apiece for 12oz bottles. Picked up one of each and I’m stoked to try them tomorrow.
(hoping I make McCann’t jealous)
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Apr 3, 2011 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I was really hoping that was the Colbert/Fallon/Roots version.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Colbert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU1v_XKgEPc
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Apr 2, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
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