#3 SEED: JAMIE POLLARD
What Have You Done? Got a call from Jim Delany...only, no, he didn't. Got a call from the NCAA...only, no, he didn't. Got a call from a bowl rep...only, no, he didn't. Got a call from Gene Chizik...only, no, he didn't. Let Royce White on campus. Hired Coach Baby. Was inconsolable.
#6 SEED: COACH BABY
What Have You Done? No, seriously, Coach Baby...what have you done? The garbage can is turned over, the stapler is in the sink, there's glue in the carpet, and everything is covered in a fine layer of chalk dust. Bad Coach Baby! BAD COACH BABY!
Fred, come over here and take a picture.
/eats Elmer's Glue
Fred, I'm not gonna ask again...
/turns away from Pollard, continues eating paste
/picks up Fred
I DON WANNA TAKE DA PICTURE
JUST TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE