MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 1: JAMIE POLLARD vs. COACH BABY

#3 SEED: JAMIE POLLARD

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What Have You Done?  Got a call from Jim Delany...only, no, he didn't.  Got a call from the NCAA...only, no, he didn't.  Got a call from a bowl rep...only, no, he didn't.  Got a call from Gene Chizik...only, no, he didn't.  Let Royce White on campus.  Hired Coach Baby.  Was inconsolable.

#6 SEED: COACH BABY

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What Have You Done?  No, seriously, Coach Baby...what have you done?  The garbage can is turned over, the stapler is in the sink, there's glue in the carpet, and everything is covered in a fine layer of chalk dust.  Bad Coach Baby!  BAD COACH BABY!

Iconpollard_medium Fred, come over here and take a picture.
Hoiberg_medium /eats Elmer's Glue
Iconpollard_medium Fred, I'm not gonna ask again...
Hoiberg_medium /turns away from Pollard, continues eating paste
Iconpollard_medium FRED
Iconpollard_medium /picks up Fred
Hoiberg_medium I DON WANNA TAKE DA PICTURE
Hoiberg_medium /squirms
Iconpollard_medium Stop!...Squirming!...
Iconpollard_medium JUST TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE

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Iconpollard_medium /is inconsolable

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