MARCHIFORNICATION ROUND 2: GARY BARTA VS. DINOSAUR RACECARS
by Adam Jacobi on Mar 28, 2011 1:11 PM CDT
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PrintHOT, SWEATY SEMIFINAL ACTION. GET SOME.
THE #1 SEED: BLOODPUNCH BARTA
Round 1: Defeated Gila Ben, 469-72
THE #5 SEED: DINOSAUR RACECARS
Round 1: Defeated Brennan Cougill 563-247
Well, we've got ourselves quite a contest today. Bloodpunch, Dinosaur Racecars, I assume you all recognize the stakes involved.
I do, your honor
I am not a judge. Please don't.
and I would like to submit my request to have this vote dismissed on the grounds that under University of Iowa athletic guidelines, it is no longer valid.
Oh word?
RARARRRGARGHGHH??
Yes. As you'll see in this recent decree, the University of Iowa will not sanction any athletic competitions between non-human organisms that A) feature any direct, extremity-to-extremity combat or B) involve animals that are more than human-waist-tall, or C) are not recognized by all-powerful sports media organization SBNation.com.
Good luck pushing Tyrannosaurus Wrecks on a legally hostile audience, suckers.
Funny thing, Mr. Bloodpunch.
A clown farting a fully intact copy of the Bill of Rights?
No, I--I wasn't requesting--yes, it would be funny, but I--no, I need to tell you something.
Go on.
There is another dinosaur that races for Dinosaur Racecars,
And?!
And it races for SBNation.com's newest featured website, VelociRacecars.com.
KREEEEEEEEEE
Yes, I get it! But aren't those beasts huge?
Erm, not exactly. Here's what they actually look like.
So they're SBN-affiliated and previously recognized by us as a legitimate Dinosaur Racecar Driving organization.
But I've seen Jurassic Park and at least one of the sequels! Velociraptor are like human-sized!
Bitch, please. No. Not even knee-high.
KREEEEEEEEEEE
Clever girl.
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Exactly my reasoning too
Bloodpunch had my vote until I read the post. Dino Racecars deserves this one.
Bloodpunch is down but not out.
I feel like this matchup needs a second half where Bloodpunch mounts a comeback and thwarts those pesky dinosaurs at the buzzer. Therefore, I have faith in Bloodpunch, and he got my vote.
I voted that way because Bloodpunch was trying to bitch-out
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Except Bloodpunch is the kind of guy
who could lose a trial and then still have his guy shoot you on the way out of the courthouse. Bloodpunch didn’t get to be Bloodpunch by letting a Cretaceous critter act the bitch, bitch.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
/Justified'd
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine too.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 29, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Bloodpunch
Because a Velociraptor is only large enough to drive a Go-Kart and Bloodpunch would run them down in this.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
but can it catch the Go-Kart...
Cheering for inconsistent, undisciplined teams [Twins, Wild, Packers, Hawkeyes] since 1989. "False Hope is better than No Hope"
After Bloodpunch pushes this button? Absolutely.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Ivan Stewart likes this
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
What a great game!
I played it on my cousin’s Genesis as an adolescent, and wasted about $50 or $75 in quarters on it at the UNI Maucker Union game room during college.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The game was the prime impetus
for my brothers and I saving up 10,000 or so Kool-Aid points to get the FourScore
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Toughest vote yet.
Had to go with the cold-blooded one. The bipedal cold-blooded one. With the teeth. And the steely glinty beady doll’s eyes.
They should have sent a poet.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 28, 2011 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Clever boy.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised
If Barta is a Visitor:
by Horace E. Cow on Mar 28, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well, and there's that.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
KREEEEEEEEWWEWEETREERRRRRRRR!
DINOS OR DIE!!!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 28, 2011 1:49 PM CDT reply actions
Barta would saddle the velociraptor and ride it
like one of those 25¢ kiddie rides they have outside of the grocery store.
Brunettes not fighter jets
I feel compelled to add that my vote is in no way a commentary on Dinosaur Racecars (or on dinosaurs in general, for that matter).
I remain a huge fan, and in fact, were I less of a wuss and if I didn’t think tattoos were kind of icky, I’d totally get a huge dino racing tat across my back.
They should have sent a poet.
Barta seems scared
and Bloodpunch doesn’t scare easily. Therefore, Dinosaur Racecars must be a force to be reckoned with, and got my vote.
Gary Barta is Tom Brands' boss.
I have no doubt he would order Brands to fight the raptor, and I have even less of a doubt that Brands would be victorious. Accordingly, Barta gets my vote.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
What if Brands ...
Is a raptor in disguise?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 28, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Then all is lost.
The dinosaurs have already defeated us.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
I see a certain resemblance...
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
HOLD STILL!
He responds to movement.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought Brands was a robot
I didn’t realize anything organic could be that intense
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 28, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He is. Doesn't anyone remember Galvabrands?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So if there's MegaGable and GalvaBrands, does that mean that there's also StarSchwab?
And Rodimus Sanderson? (‘Cause there’s no way he’s Optimus.)
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Rodimus Sanderson?
More like Fael Sanderson…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, please.
Guess who was wrestling this weekend fo realz? Cael Sanderson. And dinosaurs in racecars. And some other people.
Guess who wasn’t? Tom Brands.
Now, maybe Brands isn’t afraid of dinosaurs with racecars. But the point is that Dinosaur Racecars outsmarted Brands’ boss and they would thus outsmart Brands himself.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 28, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Tom Brands does not appreciate your doubts.
"There are no Pan Asian supermarkets down in hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts." - The Mountain Goats
OH YEAH? WELL CAEL SANDERSON WEARS STUPID HATS
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 28, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hash settled.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah.
That hat is stupid.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
HAHAHA!
What the fuck is that stupid thing? Oh, Jesus, and what’s with that hat…
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Asics polo + Kangol hat = dominance.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Really? I was always told that equals douche.
Not dominance.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 29, 2011 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions
In this case, both.
Douchey dominance.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
VISUAL EVIDENCE
When Cael tried to wrestle a velociraptor:
When Brands tried to wrestle a velociraptor:
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
That realistic blood is making it hard to eat my lunch
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Guess who was wrestling this weekend fo realz? Cael Sanderson.
Oh yeah. I forgot that Thunderlips was making a stop in central PA in late march.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll rec that.
Yeah, I think I will.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
White Bubba Jenkins.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 28, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Speculation.
Not speculation: Tom Brands is a wimp and has consistently refused to wrestle dinosaurs with racecars.
Barta would only win if he had guns. Guns aren’t legal in wrestling.
Also, you’ve all forgotten just how great that original post by Jacobi really was. I hate you for that.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 28, 2011 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Man Rambler, you can't catch a break in Marchifornication.
It’s almost as if everyone you want to win loses.
Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up!
by Carfino'sWay on Mar 29, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd have to look at the bracket to be sure.
But I still hate you all.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 29, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Dino Racecars
This Barta guy is powerful. But there’s only one of him. There are what…24 or more Dino Racecars? So, they’re dinosaurs (even miniaturized)…in racecars…in a pack. I don’t think Barta can take them all, and will end up under someone’s bumper being scraped around the track like so much grape jelly.
I was leaning towards Barta, then decided to read the comments to look at other angles I hadn’t considered. This was the one that tipped me into the Dino column.
RAAAAAAARRRRWWWW
I mean, uh, glad to be able to make a difference.
You just let a Nebraska fan sway your opinion.
For shame. You just made Bloodpunch’s list.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Bloodpunch will be the judge of that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
It won't be from a repeat pseudonym
Your AD is powerless to resist a call from Dorial Green-Beckham, Andrus Peat, or Kwon Alexander.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 28, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Batshit insanity!
Damn you BHGP! :-D
Husker fan or not, I still stand by my Dino Racecars vote.
His name’s Wolvie for gods sake. What does that have to do with Nebraska? I feel kind of dirty. I’m standing very shakily by my vote, regardless.
They are tricksy, these Nebraska fans.
I understand the sentiment, though. I had a tough time deciding between Bloodpunch and the awesomeness that is Dinosaur Racecars.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The "in sheep's clothing" is implied in the name.
I think everyone is underestimating the sneakiness of Bloodpunch.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I have no wool in my closet
::looking nervous::
I was severely disappointed
to see that VelociRacecars.com didn’t actually exist when I typed it into my browser
Bloodpunch
I’m sorry, there is no way Senor Sangrepuñetazo would cower in fear like that, Bloodpunch does nothing but kickass and take names (and make the occasional phone call). This suddenly scared, sniveling Bloodpunch is nothing more than a shameless attempt by Jacobi to stack the deck in favor of his beloved creation, Dinosaur Racecars. Look, I love Dinosaur Racecars as much as the next stubby-armed American, and maybe even a bit intrigued by what they could do in the finals, but I won’t go in for these back-door shenanigans where the author tries to pre-determine the outcome. J’ACCUSE Monsieur Jacobi!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Mar 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
If reading BHGP has taught me anything,
it is that the mods favor anything that involves slimy lawyer-ese. And so, Barta wins.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
/prepares thank you email for Adam
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
/readies deportation papers for McCann't
Sorry, it’s all I know how to do.
Ceci n'est pas un blogue.
I'm a citizen and can't be deported
but I sure as shit hope you don’t know how to fill out extradition papers because I’m fairly sure they’d be applicable to me in several countries.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a little known fact that,
Kyle McCann is still wanted in Frankfurt for a weekend of violent debauchery that he had during his time with the Galaxy.
/Galaxy is the name of the man dressed in leather that McCann kidnapped that weekend.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, someone else who remembers the WLAF.
“The World League of American Football: it’s WLAFfable.”
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
People forgot about it?
For shame.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 28, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I still have my World League trading cards.
The Monarchs kicked ass.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
You got suckered into buying those things too?
I held on to a couple of them, mostly for the retina burning that the Orlando team uniforms could cause.
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 29, 2011 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are so cool.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
In some countries you can have your citizenship revoked. Or just repatriated to a floating prison in international waters that definetly don't exist.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
As long as the deportation papers send me to Amsterdam, I'm cool wit' 'em.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
You know they swear in Holland, right?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, darn.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chazz on a roll today.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
I feel unstoppable.
Quick, HawkCP, throw me a link to click on.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey look everybody is Bobby, he's on tv.
Oh, umm, yeah. Hey does anybody want some pie?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
One of these times.
Just one of these times, I’d like to click a spider-woman link and see this:
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the joke.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This is like Gus Johnson telling someone to calm down.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Mar 28, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
RISE AND FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Dinosaur racecars.
Bloodpunch has been a contender all year, but in the end what got me was the idea of Pollard trying to outwit Dinosaur Racecars in the next round.
Racecars
after that sham with the pellican whore
and i mean crap,,,
subtrefuge subtrefuge
alas
barta may not be from sparta but its time he fartas
Long Live the Pellican Whore - like FOREVER
A clown farting a fully intact copy of the Bill of Rights?
If you still voted against Bloodpunch after reading this line, I don’t much care for you.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
by HawKCP on Mar 28, 2011 4:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I am almost certain that this was the manner in which...
James Madison was hoping that a young nation would be introduced to the important liberties that we now take for granted.
/too many prepositional phrases there.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Picture of Bloodpunch and Pollard at the top needs a caption
My nominee:
“Well you see, Jamie, the reason I made all those calls is because you’re such a huge douche.”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or...
“Yeah. I had sex with your wife. Say hi to my kids, would ya?”
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 28, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Barta: “Hi Jamie. Congratulations on your continued success in the Learfield Directors’ Cup standings . I mean, #53, you’ve gotta’ be pleased, right? Oh, and kudos on your national championships in football and wrestling.”
Pollard, grinning and nodding, suddenly stops: “Yes…what? What championships?”
Barta: “Oh, I’m sorry, I guess those happened at other schools. Forgive my confusion. Well then, um…congratulations on the new logo . Looks great.”
Pollard, sobbing: “Why do you always have to pick on me, big brother? Quick, to my fortress of friends .”
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU CHAZZ
The only worse thing you could’ve linked to was a Napa Know How commercial.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 28, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Weren't we going to institute a policy
that bans anyone who links to CF?
Bring down the BANHAMMER!!!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 29, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought that was why
you’re not supposed to blindly click on links
It never gets to be easy.
Why the fuck doesn't it ever get to be easy?
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 29, 2011 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Lookin like a fool with your polo buttoned up
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood..." - Teddy Roosevelt
For some reason, that pic took a while to load.
But it was worth it.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 28, 2011 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
KUMATE
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 28, 2011 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
When I saw this on the twitter today, I couldn't wait until I got home.
I spent the afternoon contemplating my vote, hoping there would BE a vote. I still have no idea how to vote. Everyone has made valid points (yes, even you, Chazz!) Damn!
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
"yes, even you Chazz!"
You fed your post after midnight didn’t you?
Quick, expose it to sunlight!
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 29, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Chazz? Is that really you?
<img src=“”http://s1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc425/Swarley_23/?action=view¤t=gremlin.jpg" target="_blank">
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Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
I haven't looked like that since 10th grade,
thank you very much.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes,
also, you can just put the link for the picture you want to show up between two exclamation points, like this:
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it didn't work, but I think you get my point.
We will become more intensity!!! --What Reading Rambler thinks Tom Brands should do.
by WaterlooChazz on Mar 29, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, i got your point. I'm just glad i got it to post.
Think of me like Yoda. But instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda!
People! Please listen to me!
Barta is a dangerous, evil man! Bloodpunch is capable of anything and won’t let any thing or person stand in the way of his agenda. In fact, I think he’s been following m…..
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 28, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
This game is so close
We need Gus Johnson commentating it. BARTA IS PUUUUUUUUURE.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
by Pain in the Sash on Mar 28, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
No mention of the completely awesome Dr. Alan Grant quote to close the post?
Bloodpunch gets my vote for that one.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
Dammit. Not Grant but "Muldoon"
I’m saddened by this, but still happy about the reference.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I know it might be too late to enter something into Marchifornication...
but i think this has to be the new “That’s Racist” .gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM
wowzers. that is just great.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 29, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
THIS
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
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