2011 Iowa Spring Football Kickoff Press Conference Recap
Spring has sprung, which means not just previews, podcasts, but press conferences, too. Ferentz's annual spring football presser is slightly more informative than your average KF presser, since it's usually our first glimpse of where things stand after the annual end-of-season shuffling that goes on after guys leave the program. Sadly, Biff Poggi was not in attendance at this presser.
* Injury updatin'. As always, there are a handful of guys who will miss spring practice while they rehab injuries:
* Marvin McNutt, WR: thumb/shoulder
* Tanner Miller, S: shoulder
* Shane DiBona, LB: shoulder
* Steve Bigach, DT: shoulder
* Austin Vier, TE: back
* Brad Rogers, FB: heart
Aside from Rogers, they're all expected to be fine for summer/fall camp. Rogers is still undergoing tests; Ferentz wasn't sure when (or if) he'll be back at this point. Tyler Nielsen is back to full health after a broken neck ended his season last year, but they're still going to take it easy with him during spring ball.
* Fullbacks fullbacks fullbacks. With the graduation of Brett Morse and the ongoing health issues surrounding Brad Rogers, there's a definite void at fullback. Fortunately, there's no shortage of bodies at that spot after some off-season position switches:
* Scott Covert: was DE, now FB
* Jonathan Gimm: was TE, now FB
* Matt Meyers: was LB, now FB
* Cameron Olson: was LB, now FB
They join Rogers, Jacob Reisen, and Mark Weisman (a transfer from Air Force; he'll have to sit out this year, per NCAA transfer rules) to give Iowa seven fullbacks on the roster. Meyers and Olson are former walk-ons; Covert was part of the '09 recruiting class; and Gimm was part of the '08 recruiting class. Gimm caught the eye of Iowa coaches for his blocking prowess, but he reportedly didn't have the surest hands around, if you catch my drift. There was some chatter of moving him to the offensive line, but he's listed at 240, so that never panned out. Given his issues catching the ball, he may not be much use on the 2-3 times a season when Iowa throws the ball to the fullback, but if his blocking really is up to snuff he could see a lot of time anyway. Riesen has the experience advantage on everyone but Rogers (he's been at that spot for two years now), but Gimm was the one listed second on the depth chart. Speaking of that...
* Depth chartin'.
OFFENSE
QB: James Vandenberg, John Wienke
RB: Marcus Coker, Jason White
FB: Brad Rogers, Jonathan Gimm
WR: Marvin McNutt, Don Shumpert
WR: Keenan Davis, Kevonte Martin-Manley
TE: Brad Herman, C.J. Fiedorowicz
OT: Riley Reiff, Matt Tobin
OG: Adam Gettis, Woody Orne
C: James Ferentz, Conor Boffeli
OG: Nolan MacMillan, Brandon Scherff
OT: Marcus Zusevics, Brett Van Sloten
As always, spring football depth charts should be taken with a pretty heaping pile of salt -- especially since these are before any actual practices have taken place. These are probably a better reflection of (a) who was looking good during bowl practice and (b) who's been getting a thumbs-up from Doyle in offseason workouts. As expected, Vandenberg and Coker are on the top line at QB and RB. As noted above, Rogers and McNutt won't be practicing this spring. The names not listed at RB and WR are almost as the names that are listed. De'Andre Johnson isn't listed as RB2 and Jordan Cotton is already apparently behind two freshmen (Shumpert, KMM) at WR. On the other hand, it's unclear how much Johnson has practiced while rehabbing his knee last year; it wouldn't be a shock to see him take the RB2 slot by the end of the spring. And Cotton should get plenty of looks this spring; with McNutt out, I'm sure all the young receivers will get long looks.
Herman and the Polish Hat are 1-2 at TE, to no particular surprise. The interesting thing will be seeing how involved the Polish Hat gets in the offense as TE2. Over the last few years, the TE2 has averaged 10-15 catches and 150 yards receiving in Iowa's offense. There also weren't any real shake-ups along the offensive line. Gettis and MacMillan started a handful of games each last year before injuries ended their season, so it's no surprise to see them listed as starters here. As we said in Tuesday's preview, though, they have the shakiest job security on the offensive line -- don't be surprised to see new faces listed on the top lines there at some point if someone really excels in camp.
DEFENSE
DE: Broderick Binns, Dominic Alvis
DT: Mike Daniels, Steve Bigach
DT: Thomas Nardo, Carl Davis
DE: Lebron Daniel, Joe Forgy
MLB: James Morris, Bruce Davis
OLB: Tyler Nielsen, Christian Kirksey
WLB: Christian Kirksey OR Anthony Hitchens, Shane DiBona
CB: Shaun Prater, Greg Castillo
CB: Micah Hyde, B.J. Lowery
FS: Tanner Miller, Jack Swanson
SS: Collin Sleeper, Tom Donatell
Again, not a lot of surprises here. The defensive line contains two former starters (Binns, Daniels) and two guys who were regular back-ups by the end of last season (Nardo, Daniel). Nardo seems like the guy with the shakiest hold on a starting spot; Binns and Daniels are pretty well locked-in and Daniel has seen far more time than any other defensive end on the roster. Nardo is still listed as a walk-on and Mas Casa thinks he may have been one of the afflicted players during Rhabdogate; Davis is also a really, really intriguing prospect at DT. LB has Morris and Nielsen on top at their respective positions -- no surprise there. The one surprise is Kirksey, who must have turned a few heads in practice at some point, considering DiBona has a pretty sizable game experience edge on him.
The biggest surprise in the secondary is the absence of Jordan Bernstine in the two-deeps at, um, any position. He's still with the team and Ferentz says he's still in the mix; hopefully he stays healthy this spring/summer and impresses -- this is his last chance to do something at Iowa. Sleeper is in the mold of many an Iowa safety in the past: a lightly-recruited (or walk-on) player who emerges from obscurity to find a spot on the depth chart. Ferentz mentioned that Hyde will get some looks at safety in the spring, although that move is really only tenable if someone else (Lowery, Castillo, Bernstine, etc.) steps up to become a reliable option at CB. Frankly, the real intrigue at safety will come in the summer when the incoming recruits join the fray and Miller is full-speed.
SPECIAL TEAMS
K: Mike Meyer, Trent Mossbrucker
P: Eric Guthrie, Jonny Mullings
KR: Keenan Davis
PR: Marvin McNutt
Meyer retains the starting kicking job after his solid efforts as a freshman; he's also reportedly on scholarship now. Eric Guthrie is not, but his edge in experience (SR versus rsFR) lands him the nod over Mullings for the starting punter job for now. Feel free to disregard McNutt's name at PR; he won't be fielding a single one this spring and it would be a shock if he did this fall, either. Someone will emerge at PR this spring or summer (maybe that's where Cotton is able to make his mark); it's hard to imagine Iowa risking their number one WR (and a crucial part of their offense) at PR. Davis may very well be one of the options at KR, though -- DJK was a fixture back there (and pretty damn good) during his Iowa tenure. Either way, expect them to look at lots of different options at the return spots.
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Id expect mcnutt to handle key PR's only
So I would pencil him in for no more than 6-10 PR’s this season….where we have oppenents backed up deep, we are losing late, etc…
Also, im new to posting here…and just want to thank you for the excellent wrestling coverage all season.
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all to well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
by BoiseHawk on Mar 24, 2011 10:41 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
That's almost worse...
It would be awfully hard for a guy to succeed after not being a regular PR and be given only the most crucial opportunities. I’d much rather than Cotton or a couple of the RB’s coming in get those chances that worry about McNutt. We need him too much on offense.
by One Night Stanzi on Mar 24, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely.
Unless McNutt has been getting a lot of attempts in practice that we don’t know about or has demonstrated a real aptitude for returns, I would prefer to see him play only on offense. He’s going to be key to keeping defenses honest this season.
Yeah, this.
I don’t think McNutt sees any time at PR unless it’s just an absolute horrorshow back there.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
The only way I can see McNutt fielding punts
is if there are somewhere around 50 fumbles in the first 2 games from whoever gets the nod at PR.
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Right.
I’m sure he’s done it in practice, and we’ve seen how good his hands are, but he’s too important to risk seeing another Colin Sandemann-esque hit on him.
by One Night Stanzi on Mar 24, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
That, of course, assumes
the special teams coach(es) look at last year and decide, “Hey, maybe we should do something different and not be such a tire fire on special teams this year.”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Our tire fire on Sp Teams was on overage. We could use a homerun guy on return, but coverage was abhorid.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Good point
And we haven’t had that homerun threat on PR since Brodell in 08.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
The coverage units were the problem*, not the return units last year.
We were pretty solid at KR (thanks mostly to DJK) and while Sandeman wasn’t an explosive PR, he also didn’t drop a lot or fumble much.
- And the coverage issues were a little overblown. They were bad early (especially in that Arizona game), but they weren’t terrible by the end of the season.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Anyone else hate the * formatting as a bullet automatically?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, let me just click on the "edit" button to fix that.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Wait... There's an edit button?!?
Oh, I see what you did there
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right
the coverage was much better by the end of the season. A large part of the problem seems to have been Darrell Wilson being spread too thin with various responsibilities last year with Norm’s absence
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Well, I still think they need a dedicated special teams coach.
Especially if a team like Iowa is going to rely so heavily on special teams to make a difference in games, we really can’t afford to be half-assing it on the coaching end there. We’ve harped on the point ad nauseum, but Iowa won 10 games in a row from 02-04 in part because they had killer special teams back then.
Having Norm back to run the defense should free up more time for Wilson, which can only help matters. The coaches were definitely stretched too thin last year and special teams did seem to suffer as a result. It would also help if we could (a) get some special teams playmakers (guys like Considine were a fucking terror on special teams) and (b) keep ‘em healthy (losing reliable special teamers to injury like Bruce Davis and PAKIBOMB didn’t help matters last year, either).
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
This
Especially if a team like Iowa is going to rely so heavily on special teams to make a difference in games
For a team that preaches field position and execution it really is baffling, especially given the football team’s budget, that we haven’t had a SP coach. I really don’t understand the reasoning
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, the problem is adding one means taking away coaching from another spot.
So you have to figure out where else you can double-up. My preference would be to lose the TE coach and just have Soup take over both WR and TE, but maybe that’s not feasible for some reason.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Have TE's split time between WR and OL coaches
That makes the most sense to me
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Jack of all trades
master of none if that happens. I think the real difference came about once Norm moved to DC only, whereas he used to be the linebackers coach as well. That took away the dedicated special teams coach’s spot.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
All I know is that we can stop complaining
about losing games due to poor special teams play (see Arizona and Wisconsin 2010) unless we get a SP coach. I realize TE is an extremely important position in our system but it seems that when playing TE, you’re essentially either a WR or a OL on any given play. Sure, a TE coach would be able to help on technique to get off blocks and into routes, but is that more important than kick coverage in the grand scheme of a football game?
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree, I would much rather see KMM or Cotton do work back there than risk McNutt.
I doubt Canzeri gets his redshirt off this year, otherwise maybe him. Big risk with true-fresh fielding kicks though. And I would almost rather see Cotton as backup RB than White.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I'm not saying Mcnutt is an elite PR...
but isn’t that almost exactly how some of the elite PRs are used throughout the NFL?
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
Well,
Some of the recent great returners (Dante Hall, Devin Hester, etc.) were great punt returners and then saw time on offense just because of their great speed and ball skills. McNutt, being the leading returning receiver, has to be protected.
by One Night Stanzi on Mar 24, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
True
…and I’m not saying he will get touches, just that if he did I would only expect a few here and there. I think if KF felt going with McN gave him the best chance for a big ten win at the time, then he’d do it…and worry about the consequences after.
Of course after the Wisconsin debacle I’m sure we’ll just use Punt Safe from here on out…
Please don't tell me how you hate BSU or their turf...I know all too well and keep my toliet water blue for a reason.
That picture again.
I don’t need to see Kirk getting in touch with his inner Ghost of Tom Osborne. It scares me.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 24, 2011 10:41 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I didn't realize I'd used the same pic that Pat used for the podcast post.
Changed up now.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
Am I the only one who hope DiBona wins the starting WLB spot?
I’m just really excited for all of the possible announcing mishaps and awful attempts at puns.
The 12-year old in me absolutely wants to see DiBona and Nardo starting.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDO
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 24, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
For the uninformed...
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 24, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
With all those names...
And the awesome-ness of Nico Law, it could be a perfect storm.
by One Night Stanzi on Mar 24, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I’ve heard that DiBona is susceptible to the stiff arm.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Yeah, it really rubs him the wrong way.
He’ll come hard & fill the hole though.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but can he finish?
Or does he not have the motor necessary?
by Hawkeyes on Mar 24, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Erection!
Sorry, I had nothing witty to say
by DJK's bongwater on Mar 24, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
He is the complete package
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Let's hope that he doesn't get soft in the middle of a big play.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Mar 24, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
As good as all the other's are you are the prettiest comment at the ball.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
The defense should stiffen when he's on the field
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 24, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Love it when he bursts through the hole
and explodes in the backfield.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Mar 24, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
His teammates have nicknamed him the Bologna Pony
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
by Kluginator on Mar 24, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
The Bologna Pogna?
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I want this to be true
rec’d
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by SaturdayMorningKegStanzis on Mar 24, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Their RB tried to give DiBona a stiffie, but DiBona was coming quick and they both collapsed in a heap.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 24, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is not one for blowing his own horn and...
…while he is know for laying wood his greatest skill is in plowing the backfield
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
by Kluginator on Mar 24, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My thoughts on the Safety situation
Kind of surprised not to see baby Nielsen on the two-deeps at this point, is he hurt or anything?
Also, no offense to Sleeper but I’d rather have a Safety back there who is laying down the LAW! Bring on the Nico wooh!
by A True Americanzi on Mar 24, 2011 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
What's going on with Bernstine?
I thought it was a good sign seeing him in the bowl game and now he’s not even on the 2-deeps. He looked good against Missouri too in what I can remember. They threw a short pass and he ran up and planted his guy.
I sense something DJKesque about how they handle him. Why not create some drama?
by Chief Okemos on Mar 24, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, I think it's more just that he's been injured and/or rhabdo'd since like, 1983.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Others like Tarpinian have had a lot of injuries without getting sent to Siberia
by Chief Okemos on Mar 24, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Well...
He did get into a wee peck of trouble too, I guess.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Check out the podcast
Gets covered for solid 4-5 minutes early on. Short answer: no one is entirely sure.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I am guessing that Bernstine needs to get with the program
to get out of Kirk’s doghouse. With DJK gone, the doghouse needed an occupant and Nick Law is not on campus yet.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
This pre-practice depth chart is simply a way to reward the system guys before they get displaced by their better counterparts.
White as the #2 RB? No one else has done anything, he will be relegated soon enough, so why not give the kid some props by putting him front and center in the spring prospectus. It doesn’t mean anything, but for a guy whose name is rarely mentioned/seen it can be a nice reward for all the effort. It’s gotta be hard to be burried behind a bunch of guys all season, so why not give him a shout out when you can?
Bernstine is the same way. He’ll probably earn a starting (or at least #2) spot, but he only played a few meaningful reps in the last couple years, whereas the top four corners have all put in a lot of time and effort in that time, and the safeties are a guy who filled in well for Greenwood, and a walk-on who has stuck it out for three years (see Jason White example above).
So, I think the short answer to “what’s with Jordan” is “Nothing.” We are all just reading too much (and simultaniously, not enough) into a pre-spring depth chart.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 25, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
The problem though
is that we’ve expected Bernstine to do that every year, and it hasn’t happened yet.
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
To be fair, he's also gotten injured every single year.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
To be fair, that never stopped Moeaki or other Hawknation favorites
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 25, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
lesser injuries that didn't always keep them out for the full year
not quite the same thing as tonymo
Some truth there.
But I think if he had more talent they’d be finding more ways for him to get on the field whenever possible. Doesn’t look like that’s what they’ve ever tried to do.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 26, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
He played as a true freshmen in 2007
in almost every game. He was basically the 3rd CB as a sophomore in 2008 and saw a lot of playing time. Until he broke his ankle, it sure seems like they were doing everything they could to get him on the field. Even last year, the second he had healed up from nagging ankle injuries he was on the field, including in the Insight.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
He had a starting spot in 2009, until he broke his ankle.
And then everyone was ahead of him due to more experience (I’m guessing), and then he got hurt again. So, yeah, he has dealt with some non-football-skill issues.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 25, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I will be surprised if we don't see a few new names
on the O-line depth chart by fall including Andrew Donnal and Dan Heiar.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
I think the fact that Scherff
is on their maybe hints that he has been better than Donnal thus far.
"I don't believe in quotes" - Karl Klug
But I want Donnal. He was a high recruit, one of those mofo's needs to pan out at some point.
And yes, I know we have had some so no need to list. I just want consistancy.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I will be VERY keen to see how the starting punter battle plays out.
not really…
"I wish you luck with a capital 'F'" - The Real Elvis.
But punting is winning, Stoops!
I agree, it’s a pretty minor thing. At the same time, though, Iowa can use all the field position advantages they can get this year because I’m thinking we’re going to see a step back from the really stout defenses we’ve had in 08, 09, and 10. Whoever is punter, I hope he isn’t shanking a punt every four or five kicks because that’s really gonna hurt.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
I fear we will come to truely appreciate Mr. Donahue next season.
with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
I believe this to be the truth
Missing Donahue and Stanzi will be two themes I think we’ll tire of.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 24, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanna see one busted coverage on punts, early in the year, if Guthrie remains the starter.
I only want to see it one time all year, but it could go a long way.
Guthrie is HUGE for a punter, and if he puts the hurt on a returner just once early on, then all other opposing returners will be on notice.
Now, I don’t want it to happen again for the rest of the year, but it would be awesome to have a punter who return guys fear.
Actually I’d be happy if he just booms it every time and there are no return yards all year, but in absence of that, I’d love to see our punter destroy a fool.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 24, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the great thing about high school punters
About three years ahead of me our punter was also a heavyweight wrestler and on one punt I know he asked the coverage team to let him go down and make the tackle on his own. Also, the year behind me our punter was also our middle linebacker, those were fun days let me tell you.
by A True Americanzi on Mar 24, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Every time I start to get overly optimistic about next season
I read something like this that yanks me back into reality. Just so long as we don’t revisit the horrorshow that was the 2007 season.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Honestly? I'm looking forward to the Jonny Mullings Era
Especially when he gets a post-game interview and he answers questions with his Australia-by-way-of-England accent that makes Dolph’s ears explode.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 24, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
This is probably the safest bet on the interwebz
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I've already been thinking of a clever title for the fanpost....
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 25, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Mulling it over?
/sorry
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women & song. The other half I wasted.
by therealCatnuts on Mar 25, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Joe Paterno and I spit on this comment.
"Use their guts to lubricate our single leg attacks!" - Lycurgus
by ReadingRambler on Mar 24, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Spit? JoePa hasn't been able to spit since 1986.
Now he just “dusts.”
[Sorry, JoePa-is-old jokes are easy, but I love the guy.]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 24, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If Mullings wins the punter job
How long will it take before students are chanting “Aussie, Aussie, Aussine” during obvious punt situations? They could even respond to their own chant by yelling “Oi, Oi, Oi” after Mullings hits the punt.
by The Mexican't on Mar 24, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Count me in, all y'all wankers!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 25, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
No Hawkeye fan
That ever watched Reggie Roby punt in his heyday would say that. And I agree with those that say that Iowa needs a dedicated SP coach. As a Bears fan, I can appreciate how important special teams are, and also as a Bears fan, I would like to rage fuck the NFL for moving the kickoff to the 35 yard line.
by Corncob Justice on Mar 25, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Cornerbacks/Safety?
If Ferentz cements Hyde as a possible Safety can we seriously put Greg Castillo opposite Prater? Maybe put Norm out there, with his Rascal? What’s the consensus on putting in a Lomax/Campbell in there? (and yes I know CB takes time to learn) But is it worse than a guy who is Adam Shada 2.0? Ugh../nightmares resurfacing
by Podolak Pimpin' on Mar 24, 2011 1:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I don't think you see Castillo out there as a starting CB unless he gets much better.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
So, what your saying is..
He’s the secondary’s version of Paki? His hair is certainly a step down however… Hopefully Bernstine can beat the injury bug and live up to some of his early on expectations
by Podolak Pimpin' on Mar 24, 2011 2:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There has been a lot of talk about BJ Lowery being a stud
so maybe he’s the next one in? We have seemed to do a better job in our CB recruiting of late, I think Ferentz finally realized it’s not a position you can afford to gamble with anymore.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This
Please god don’t let Castillo see significant minutes. I’m sure he works hard and all, but…
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
He might improve
Remember when the “Epic” in “Epic Greenwood” was ironic?
Brunettes not fighter jets
That's true
But this is the make or break year for Castillo. He was supposed to vastly improved over 2009 last fall, and it was obvious that he was not. Now he’s at the place where he has to get better or get passed by.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
i caught up with Kirk right after the presser.......
He said fuck ISU, Fuck the Media, and Fuck you have a fine son! Go Hawks!
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The painting was a gift Todd, I'm taking it with me!
NICE!
I wonder if Ferentz has an iron or a maid to do his laundry?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride!" HST
Bloodpunch makes Kirk sleep in his office because of his semifinal showdown with Pollard
I’m pretty sure the ISU football office is getting bombarded by phone calls at the wee hours of the night
If KF knew your BHGP name
do you think he would be so accommodating with the pics? After last season he might have second thoughts.
"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 24, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I just wanted a good phrase for Riley
And it just seemed to fit you know!
The painting was a gift Todd, I'm taking it with me!
by smokinthereiff on Mar 24, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Is your coach photo collection complete?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Mar 24, 2011 5:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Should i add my Norm?
You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs
by smokinthereiff on Mar 24, 2011 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
ONLY IF HE'S IN A MECHANIZED WALKER!
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 25, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Admit it, it'd be awesome.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 25, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This mechanical enough?
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You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs
by smokinthereiff on Mar 25, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What did he do with your baby?!?!
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Is that a mini Caddy?
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 25, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it is an open top Fiero. That is the automobile of a gentleman.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
by C.I.owA on Mar 25, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also: Excellent driving gloves.
NP is definitely ready for the Autobahn.
Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going.... Alright, I'll stop for now.
by EnergizerHawk on Mar 25, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's really funny how you have pictures of your baby with all these different players and coaches.
So cute!
by stanzi's ex-girlfriend on Mar 25, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I call it molding
You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs
by smokinthereiff on Mar 25, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
FYI
This baby is fake.
I was there. I know. Wait, KF is fake. Cardboard cutout.
Kidding, kidding. It was nice meeting you. You did some work and got some great pics.
BTW, I love bowl practices.
"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."
by MarcMorehouse on Mar 26, 2011 3:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Great meeting you also
Thanks again for the heads up on the practice times. Me and the family had a great time.
You'll figure out what to do, for god's sake your The Boat! - JD Scrubs
by smokinthereiff on Mar 26, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone hear that Wegher is not at OU anymore? I haven't heard this ANYWHERE.
I think since nobody has posted it yet I shall make a fan post regarding this under reported story.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
The BHGP readers must know of this IMMEDIATELY!
To the FanShots!
"I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score." - Dan Gable
by ClaybornSmash on Mar 24, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh out loud
in a manner completely disproportionate to its actual content. Well done.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Just like in bed, I try to get the most out of the little I have.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
Rittenberg..
Had a lunch link today about it.. Stoops comments were well.. he doesn’t give a shit
by Podolak Pimpin' on Mar 24, 2011 4:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Which in other news..
No one gives a shit about Bob Stoops.. or Mike for that matter..
by Podolak Pimpin' on Mar 24, 2011 4:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is there any chance at all that Ferentz would accept him back?
Would it even be an option?
by HawkeyeRecon on Mar 24, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Well he hasn't puffed the magic dragon..
It’s possible..
by Podolak Pimpin' on Mar 24, 2011 4:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Naw, I think that ship has sailed.
And run aground. And burned. And washed back out to sea.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 24, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That is one pregnant metaphor
"The challenge is the same every year. The battle is in-state. The battle is the Big 10 Conference. The battle is national. The battle is planet Earth. And if they find life out there, then the battle will be universal." -Tom Brands
Morningside is about to get one hell of a running back, I guess.
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
by RossWB on Mar 24, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I would not be surprised if he never plays again.
In the past 10 years, just four team owners have not paid a luxury tax and are not on pace to pay one this year: Donald Sterling, Jerry Reinsdorf, Chris Cohen (Golden State), Bob Johnson (Charlotte).
Two owners’ teams averaged an operating income of over +$10 million per year while their teams have lost over 60% of their games: Donald Sterling and Jerry Reinsdorf.
I'm thinking SDSU
Or he disappears into the abyss that is Sioux City and becomes “that guy” with the “I could’ve been somebody” stories.
Yeah, I hate to admit thinking it though.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Mar 24, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he can always fall back
on the family money, which makes it easer to underachieve.
Arthur’ed
"Sometimes the truth gets in the way of a good story" - KF
by The Bacon Explosion on Mar 25, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Another reason Cotton is behind two freshmen on the 2-deeps
I believe he had ankle surgery and was in street clothes for most of the season/bowl game.
But also, I have heard good things about KMM and Shumpert.
by The Barea Bunch on Mar 24, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions
It's never a good idea to bet against players getting injured
as last year can attest; but at the end of the day, we are worrying about the 4th WR on a team that doesn’t pass enough to fully engage 3 WRs, let alone 4. Obviously, we need a reliable 3rd WR to step up, and hopefully the #3-6 WRs are pretty close in talent so that there isn’t a huge drop-off if one goes down, but none of them are likely to have significant number of receptions.
Is it just me, or does “Don Shumpert” sound like the name of a guy who should be fixing the radiator on your 1984 Oldsmobile Cutless Supreme?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
That, or selling you that 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Or stopping you from driving off in the Cutlass Supreme
after you’ve both downed a few too many Old Milwaukees at the Elks Lodge on Wednesday night.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or he could represent you in a court of law for your asbestosis.
I don’t think he’s licensed in New Jersey though.
by Norm Parker's Amputated Toes on Mar 24, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Or the local cop who pulls you over after said too few many Old Mils,
but just shoots the shit awhile and then tells you to “get home safe.”
I'm giving up Lent for Science.
by Bucketochicken on Mar 24, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we can agree, however,
that the KEY aspect of Don Shumpert is a 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. It’s just so luxurious.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Mar 24, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WANT.
"They're not people, James Ingram. They're Jimmy Buffett fans."
by SomeJerkPoster on Mar 25, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Somebody photoshop Don's face onto the grill
a la Maximum Overdrive, or a facelifted KITT car.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Mar 25, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Only if that Cutty comes in Broham.
And he actually sounds like the guy you win that 84 Cutlass from on a game show.
Battles are won with a hammer, wars are won with a scalpel
I like your thinking
perhaps the key to circumventing AIRBHG is to simply not even recruit RBs anymore, just move them from other positions. It’s foolproof!
"There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy." -Mark Rippetoe
Do we really have to even have RBs?
I mean, couldn’t we just start two FBs and not even have any RBs on the roster? Or would AIRBHG just start taking out anybody who got a rushing attempt?



























